#its so fucking dumb

[wasabijean]

freakazoid has been announced babygirl of 2023! and he’s accompanied by his cringefail host! yippie!

#my art #freakazoid #fanart #headcanons #lol #dexter douglas #hi im not dead #also happy 2023 #so i started watching freakazoid and holy shit #ITS SO FUCKING DUMB #I LOVE IT #procreate #sorry i forgot a tag

[leonardoeatscarrots]

Love reading about Rasputin's death and seeing shit like "We have nooooo idea what hit Rasputin on the head" or some other detail like that that was absolutely mentioned in Felix’s memoirs.

Like I get that Felix’s memoirs aren't entirely reliable. Shit just happens that way. But you can't honestly tell me you have NO clue when the guy who did it says, "Oh yeah, it was a rubber bat, lmao." And doesn't have a reason to lie about it.

It's not definitive proof in any way, but that's still better than nothing.

I also love when folks give me the whole "I think the reason he talks about himself so much before the murder is to make you trust him even though hes a murderer" as if he's some kind of big-brained mastermind manipulator. This is Mr Felix "Purishkevich shot my dog" Yusupov. He has the persuasion of a kindergartener.

""That's exactly what he wants you to think.""

Honestly, idgaf if Lost Splendor is exaggerated or inaccurate. In my opinion, the accounts from there are pretty reasonable if you take out the rich layer of devoutly religious. Far better than any other adaptation I've seen.

But besides that it's funny. It's actually entertaining. It's well constructed.

It's biased, but there's something distinctly human about that.

It is a. Good. Book.

#felix yusupov #history hyperfixation #феликс юсупов #obscure history #lost splendour #lost splendor #historical memoir #rasputin #grigori rasputin #rasputin assasination #my opinion #my post #queer history #my mother was really skeptical when i first got the book #also the english wiki articles on the rasputin assasination have conflicting dates #wtf is up with that? #last i checked anyway #now there is NO excuse for that kind of mistake #and for the love of all that is holy can we let go of the myth that rasputin had water in his lungs #its so fucking dumb #idk where that started really #ive heard people say it was in felixs memoir #but lost splendor said nothing about it #maybe one of his other books? id have to get them to see #but honestly i doubt it?? like bro deadass said he wasn't even there when they dumped him over the bridge #id have to read it for myself #people really just go on the internet and lie #source? #the other one is rasputins pickle dick #come on y'all

[meelomb]

woe dumbass spongebob au upon thee

#overwatch #overwatch 2 #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #i genuienly dont know why i did this #i thought itd be funny if hanzo acted like spongebob #and then it went further #its so fucking dumb #soldier is squidward #mercy is sandy #doomfist is plankton #funniest one ive done btw #but i think this is more funny #maximilien being mr krabs #tax man is the crustacious cheapskate #its funny #LAUGH

[strawberico]

Requesting ladybug pulling cat noir’s tail

had completely forgotten about this so i made a quick sketch

My request are open

#miraculous ladybug #ladybug fanart #ladybug and chat noir #cat noir #art #digital artist #i hate her stupid ladybug costum #its so fucking dumb #and ugly

[doggogills]

I JUST HAD THE STUPIDEST IDEA FOR A MONSTER NPC HOLD ON HOLD ON

#gonna rotate her in my head for yhe next hour #like building a bionicle #thats how im gonna create her #she'll be a sleeper agent #its so fucking dumb

[scuopsie]

Kskdkek??? Monsta x had half of their songs censored for the roblox concert thing??? Literally why did they even approve of those songs in the first place if they were gonna mute half the lines lmao

#its so fucking dumb #also the quality.... #monsta x #twitter

[ejsuperstar]

if you told me a year ago id be roleplaying as a wet floor sign from five nights at freddy's i wouldnt believe you but here i am now roleplaying as a wet floor sign..

no really

heres the boy. his name is "going to break your shins bot" and he has a can of spray paint tied to him so he can spray paint things and cause chaos

#no really im actually roleplaying as him #its so fucking dumb #if you want proof ask alyn lmao

[molliemoo3]

This is almost as stupid as the f3 quali jesus christ just do the lap

#f2 #formula 2 #italian gp 2023 #its so fucking dumb

[fratboykate]

I have a dumb industry question. When you write for tv show/movies do you write a storyline and then someone else takes it and turns it into an actual script? Or do you present the script to people write of the gate? Or does it just vary with the level of involvement?

no? and yes? it's a complicated answer and it varies by which medium you're talking about. this is all going to be a gross oversimplification because no one wants to read all that. somewhere on my blog i did a bigger explanation of writers room. i don't think it was that long ago. it should be in the same tag??? anyway...

when we're in a tv writer's room everyone breaks the character arcs, season, episodes, etc together. once the studio/network/steamer approves of the work we did then the showrunner assigns people to go write each individual episode. but at that point we basically have what could resemble a paint by numbers of each episode and the individual writer is just going in and coloring stuff with predetermined colors we've already discussed. even what scenes are in the episode would have been broken down in the room. the writer is simply going in and pretty much filling in and expanding what we all agreed would happen into action lines and dialogue. so in tv there's more of a "we write the storyline as a group under the guidance/following the vision of the showrunner and then we as individual writers take it and turn it into an actual script".

in films, it's different. unless it's writing partners, in the vast majority of cases there's a singular vision from the writer. obviously we're ignoring shit like marvel here where they micromanage everything and basically tell you what bullshit to write. there's different ways a feature can come to be:

-a writer writes a "spec"...an original script no one asked them write. just something they wanted to write in the hopes of selling it later. you know the myth of "there's no original ideas in hollywood anymore!" only exists because studios have stopped buying specs since they're now only focused on IP and reboots. so now specs are simply starting to stockpile in writer's metaphorical drawers because we're never going to stop writing them. no writer wants to only adapt or reboot some old property. we all got into this because we want to tell original stories.

-another way you can sell an original idea is by writing a "pitch". it's basically one step short of a spec. you're selling your "spec" idea to someone so they can pay you to write the actual script. you have all the details, characters, and world fleshed out but you just didn't do the weeks/months/years of work to put together the actual 90-120 page screenplay yet.

-then you have OWAs (open writing assignments). those are more of the "they bring the idea to you" types. like once a month all the different departments at studios/streamers will send out long docs to agents/managers that look like this:

it's a long list of the shit they want to develop but have no writers for. mostly these tend to be all the books they own rights for that they're wanting to get into development, all the reboots they want to launch, etc. so either agents/managers go "i know the perfect client to tackle this" or they just distro it their clients (like one of my reps does) and say "look this over. let me know if any catches your eye." so, for example, if i saw universal bought the rights to a queer book i could go "get me a meeting on that!" and my agent gets on it. i read the book before the meeting with the execs and come in with my "take" on the adaptation. basically what i would do to it, what changes would i make, how i would take it from page to screen, etc. sometimes they have multiple writers giving "takes" at once. sometimes you might be the only one who responded to a book. then they either decide to work with you or not. if they do then they drag you along for years of free development where you turn their ip into a script or a pitch to take out to buyers...and then they kill the project because "mandates" changed and you just wasted two years of your life for zero money. IM NOT TALKING ABOUT MULTIPLE PERSONAL EXPERIENCES OR ANYTHING NOT AT ALL lol. if you go on twitter, one of the things writers have been talking about changing post strike is that no one wants to take OWAs anymore. at least not unpaid ones (which 99% of them are). they'll dangle the "you'll get paid if we sell it" carrot and then the vast majority of them never happen so you're just giving them free labor for your entire life. and you're working on multiple of these at the same time hoping one of them goes so you can finally make SOME money.

#those are the very basics of how things get done these days #so many good fucking specs floating around and they want to make Fast Cars Crashing 12 #its so fucking dumb #and y'all are partially to blame #y'all will watch anything so they will make anything #anonymous #answers #rants #hollywood

[mammoneythegreat]

On another note, ive recently found a streamer who played all of the games i played, understands voltron references AND laughs at my jokes in chat

#i am THRIVING #the streams end up so fun #last stream we played a historical figure vampire dating game #like #the 15 most important people from history #are all vampires #its so fucking dumb #but so funny #i love it

[earlysunsetting]

damn my friend’s cat is doing #s, yall are gonna be so disappointed when you see the post i was originally gonna pay to put on ppls dash tonight

#its so fucking dumb #but i simply cannot spend $20 on tumblr.com in a week lmao #originality keeps things spicy

[smallwoodlandviolet]

People are way too obsessed with media, idk why people endlessly quote and talk about movies, shows, books, etc. like the characters and events are real. Media is so hugely influential but its so dumb that it is to this extent. People actually have opinions about the world and acting on them solely from movies, it is truly bizarre. The characters aren’t real! Its not real! Its so offputting.

#at this point people arent just influenced by movies #theyre influenced by gifs of movies #by tiny short clips #its so fucking dumb

[notbowie]

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#why tf am i crying over this #its so fucking dumb #we crying

[ash-and-starlight]

quick psa bc apparently it still needs to be said

DO NOT REPOST ART

idk in which language i have to say this for y’all to understand

DO NOT REPOST ART

i dont CARE if you credited the artist i dont CARE if u found it on pinterest i don’t CARE if you found it on instagram i don’t CARE if u found it laying in the corner of the sidewalk i don’t give a shit. it’s simply not yours to take and post without permission

repeat with me. you can repost only. and i mean ONLY. if the artist has given you explicit permission BEFOREHAND, asking them after you reposted does absolutely nothing. nada. nisba. niente. zero. it’s even worse.

(and permissions to repost are not blanket statements. if an artist is ok with reposting it doesn’t mean that another artist will be too, if you have the go-ahead to repost a certain art doesn’t mean that the permission extends to the rest of the artist’s work as well. “oh but i thought—“ i don’t cARE. ASK EVERY TIME.)

PLEASE begging to show even a crumb of respect for artists/writers/creators and their work it really is not that difficult

#im so doneeeeee i’m so fucking done i’ve had it up here with this shitt #i wish my art getting reposted didn’t make me so massively uncomfortable i’d be way more at peace and have less gray hairs #its ok to rb btw #but if u add some dumb take i will pulverize you #send post #yes i will rb this multiple times during the day i Will be making sure to cover more timezones djhdsj

[payasita]

Tracked quest: Kill Shamura in Silk Cradle

i just didnt want to do the fucking enemy wave again

#cotl #cult of the lamb #narilamb #I MEAN I GUESS #doodles #thought that wouldnt leave me the fuck alone during a 'kill the bishops in reverse order' run #its shockingly not as hard as i thought to get 12 followers before killing a bishop #because im dumb it's also a permadeath run so. thoughts and prayers guys

[yourelosingains]

i fucking hate school uniform

#its so fucking dumb #i dont even go to a private school so why do we even have uniforms? #my uniform is way too big on me too #its uncomfy #and plus the pants are horrible to wear in the winter