#its true.

[thenearsightedmicroraptor]

If you have a little cat. And you come home, from outside. Remember this: they cannot ask you questions in the way another human can. And you cannot tell them things the way you can amswer another human. So when they sniff you. And you let them sniff you. That's them asking about your day.

#cats #text post #its true. #posts by ME #best of ME

[sharpth1ng]

⚠️ Horny Warning ⚠️

Vampire!Billy AU cause that boy is an absolute bloodsucking cocksucker and vampires are just gay, erotic, gory and autistic in general.

Vamp!Billy is drooling over Stu’s neck at school before he has to remind himself to snap out of it cause he’s been staring hungrily for too long. The temptation as he can feel Stu’s blood pumping through his veins, under his flesh, the desire is so strong. Billy longing to experience the pleasure of Stu’s sweet, warm blood running down his throat. Stu would let Billy feed on him any day, let’s be real.

Once billy gets his first taste of Stu, he doesn’t kill him, and Stu becomes addicted to the euphoria of Billy feeding from him as well. Stu purposely shows more skin and especially neck to Billy at school to further tempt him. He knows it’s working when Billy gives him that dark, hungry stare and his fangs unwantedly extend in public.

The boys repeatedly end up having a lot of homoerotic blood-sucking sessions that leads to *drum roll* gay sex!

Vampires are gay.

Also lord help me my brain turned this immediately into the scream x twilight AU and I cant stop laughing about that (I think about the scream x twilight AU approximately once a day and it's my dopamine).

"This is the skin of a killer, Stu" *sparkles*

Stu googling "vampire" like an idiot.

Stu, desperate to fuck and Billy like "No I can't thats gay. Also I might kill you. "

ANYWAYS, SORRY. It's out of my system I promise (for now)

But yeah Stu would gladly let himself get drained, thats no question. Billy doesn't even need to be a vampire, he would just do that anyways. But also yeah, this homo is already drooling over Stu on the daily, if we ad to that the idea that Stu is also basically food? He's a fucking mess. Vampire Billy can't function (like how do you become more blood horny than he already is as a human?) and Stu is in heaven.

#its true. #Billy is a bloodsucking cocksucker. #ask

[exquisite-steam-reviews]

ark: survival evolved

#ark #ark: survival evolved #steam reviews #funny reviews #its true. #game's 60 gb

[lunelicmoone]

if i think about the juvie backstory for c!quackity for too long i start to cry

#its true. #to stop myself from crying i have to think about election arc ctntduo

[criminalmindsgonewrong]

its me. hi. i'm the problem it's me.

- emily elizabeth prentiss

#its true. #criminal minds #criminal minds gone wrong #incorrect criminal minds quotes #emily prentiss #taylor swift #anti-hero #her anthem tbh #ba-queue

[evil-gay-person]

eddie munson is overrated, and i kind of dislike him.

#geo's bullshit #its true.

[rtvs-fandom-is-queerphobic]

gir: "when i was 3 i went to the beach and ate handfuls of sand"

wayne: "that's why they took you. to eat the sand"

#its true. #mastergir #Wayneradiotv #rtvs

[iveneverbeenmorestressedinmylife]

Old ladies love me for my soft spokenness and my cross-stitching skills.

#its true. #Al's ramblings #η διαχειρίστρια μου έχει εκστασιαστεί μαζί μου

[sylvies-casey]

mabel having more chemistry with theo than she had with oscar and alice

#breaking my silence #ITS TRUE. #and it’s only a single episode??? #like obv oscarmabel and alicemabel were cute but mabeltheo?? #only murders in the building

[brw]

whoever is answering letters for alpha flight just called them "the least survivable book in comics", and i want that to be their new tagline in the upcoming alpha flight series.

#ITS TRUE. #brieuc.txt

[midwxstmilf]

someone come get shane, they're implying that i am into little weirdos.

#its true.

[ajmnyrd]

gideon nav has become like a parasite in my mind like she has successfully taken a fucking chomp out of my brain i can think of no one else ever again

#its true. #gideon nav i would do FUCKING ANYTHING for u……. #i still havent read nona ive had no time 😭 but hopefully this week.. #tlt #the locked tomb #gideon nav

[bobzora]

aigis is like a horse to me. those are her hooves

#bobtalk #its true.

[booniesoil]

SOME PSYCHO DOODLE 4 me

#cycle nauts #ITS TRUE. #bob zanotto #hollis forsythe #razputin aquato #compton boole

[beecampbell]

been crying a lot. sad a lot. was a bad idea to get into a long distance relationship. didnt learn from lilsimsie.

#im so. #im so fucking sad. #hes the only person that really gets me and I KNOW THAT SOUNDS FUCKING CLICHÉ AND STUPID BUT ITS TRUE. #ITS TRUE. #and it fucking sucks and it fucking hurts!!!!!!! because i cant do what i really want to do and i cant love fully and experience this #the way everyone else gets to fucking experience and its starting to actually for real ruin my life! #love starting to hurt more than feel good #and i dont want the love to stop. i dont want the love to go. #thats the thing i want the least. #but holy fuck can i get a hug #can i get a kiss #can i hold him can i bite him can i ruffle his hair and pull on his stupid beard and drool on him in my sleep PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD #FUCK #tired of crying #born to fish forced to post

[waldenborn]

my favorite trope: two muses reunite after years and but one of them realizes that the other is still wearing the necklace they gave them forever ago.

#wishlist. #my favorite part is that helo could easily be either one in this. #he would give someone something of his. #but he would also be the type who would hold onto something that was given to him #I mean HE EVEN HAD A NECKLACE WITH HIS AND PERSEPHONE’S RINGS ON THEM IN CANON. #ITS TRUE.