#itso so bad god

[rainc0at]

LOST THINGS I'VE EXCITED FOR LORNA TO SEE (because i can't stop thinking):

SKATE HAIRCUT SCENE. im so. i am ssssooooo.

Booneral.

SCIENCE TEAM. my loves.

Dharmaville. And all the flash forwards! And "we have to go back"! And!

Cage sex so i can make cage sex jokes. Added to that, season 6 where they go to the cages again so i can send them the clip of evangeline joking about cage orgy being the end of lost.

Juliet Burke. Must i say anymore? (yes. Downtown scene. Thinking she's evil and then oh wow, she isn't! JULIET AND RACHEL. ohhhhhh lord.)

Richard's episode just bc that's so fun.

DANIELLE AND ALEX MEETING. I CAN'T. They way alex is danielles daughter (as in how she acts, etc) without even having ever met her. Also alex and karl. Ooohmygod.

ALL THE FLASHSIDEWAYS STUFF!!!!!!! i loooovvveee flashsideways i looovvveee lost endinggggg. everyone remembering. jin and sun still being together in flashsideways. "i make great eggs."

Added onto that - christian's little speech thing at the end. GOOD GOD.

Sawyer and claire. I looooove themmmmmmmm.

HENRY GALE.

Michael shouting WAAAAALLLLTTTTT some more.

Smokey. And jacob.

ANA LUCIA. BECAUSE. ANA LUCIA. LOVE HER. although i fear she may not like her bc of shannon. which. is fair.

DESMOND. CANNNOOOTT WAAAAIITTT TO MEET DESMONDDDD. ooohhmygod all the visions and the constant and the prophetic dreams and the damn electric chair AND THAT ONE SCENE BEFORE THAT WITH SAYID AND DESMOND cracks me up so bad omg. and and and post electric chair where he dies for a bit THAT THEN CONNECTING WITH FLASHSIDEWAYS!!! also desmond running john over and beating ben and THAT BEING HOW BEN REMEMBERS I CANT.

The community baby.

Season 4 (..5?) jumping through time so i can send them skate edit to faded by alan walker i found. makes me giggle so hard i love it

Jack blowing up a damn hydrogen bomb because his engagement with kate failed. drama queen.

Tom. Tom and kate. GOD. (as in. the one she killed not. not other tom) anf then getting to destroy them with an edit of them to what was i made for. LORD.

Everyone meeting jacob.

Charlie getting claire peanut butter for real this time.

ROSE AND BERNARD. i love them. i love them.

Sun and jin reunion(s).

John locke full backstory bc good godddd. Also his death. Because good godddd.

Ben. In general. But then ben in flashsideways. And. Ben and locke. And. How in flashsideways locke saying ben should be the president just. Means so much to him. I'm. Feeling. ALEX AND DANIELLE IN FLASHSIDEWAYS. everyone in flashsideways. but. them💝💝💝

Hurley and ben being the leaders. I cant. I cannot. That makes me so unbelievably emotional i am not okay. Ooohhhhhmyyyygoddddddddddddd. "I'd be honored."

All Of Lost so i can show them that one lost out of context video. ITSO FUNNY I CANT.

#lost #if you read all of this i love you #future me #lost list #things i want lorna to see #hopefully that'll let me search for it in the future :) #i may add more. i will probably add more as time goes on. anyways. enjoy. #again if you read all this i love you #this is just a silly self indulgent post i made to get it out of my system

[persephoneflowerpetals]

You know as a nod to Poseidon originally being the God of the underworld in the Mycenean era, I wonder if there would be an episode where Poseidon takes a shot at running the underworld and gives his brother a day off from work and realizes that man it's no wonder he complains this stuff is harder than it looks. And he runs itso bad he gets Hades ticked because again while he doesn't like running it he doesn't like peole messing up what he's done for centuries.

Lol that would definitely be a funny episode premise! Despite complaining about it constantly, Hades seems to be protective of his role when it’s at risk of being take away from him or if someone does his job incorrectly, so I can certainly see him getting ticked off with his older brother about him ruining all his work lol! Also, Poseidon finally seeing Hades’ point of view would definitely be some good character development! 😊

#ask #anon ask #hercules #hercules 1997 #disney #hades #disney's hercules #poseidon

[kakubun]

toji and megumi duo hcs!!!??!?!

a/n: if toji wasn't broke then gojo's breakup wouldn't have happened😍😍

manga spoilers!!

okay on a more serious note, they would be the most powerful duo but this is wayyy before they're the deemed to be an epic duo

toji would be the "okay now do it" without even teaching megumi how to do it and sometimes megumi struggles on what to do because of his old man

lowkey he's such a mean dad when megumi's all grown, that's why megumi's all bruised up when toji's on his missions and work, dragging megumi along to 'teach' him

"we're home-" once mamaguro hears those words, she immediately rushes towards her son whose all beat up and exhausted

(pls she would be the most kindest and caring mom ever :(( )

mamaguro would dote on her son, patching up any wounds and putting plasters while hearing them argue on how this isn't even teaching him how to fight if he keeps coming back all hurt

"teach your poor son how to fight properly, you irresponsible idiot-" she nags toji, pinching harshly at his cheek while he rolls his eyes and shakes off mamaguro's hand away from him.

bad idea that he tried to taste mamaguro's food that was cooking in the pot because he just got smacked by a laddle.

the ass he is, he tried to teach his son how to fight against curses

keyword: tried

being a dad with no cursed energy and a son who has potential with his cursed energy is completely half baked when not putting it to the test properly

when megumi summons his divine dogs, best believe toji would jump back a little

megumi smirked, knowing that progressing without his father would work since he believes that he works better without an irritating someone bothering about it for days

mamaguro would be extremely proud of her son and smother him in hugs which he hugged back with one arm loosely hugging her back while the other catches the spoon she flipped when she ran to him

these small progresses in their days would always have toji saying "oh i taught him that" which was a big fat lie and megumi had no way of calling him out when his mom then smothered her husband with kisses

(either megumi looks disgusted with how his dad smooches his mom back or he completely ignores them and pats his dogs)

now there is a time where toji would meet gojo annnd geto

so basically before toji trains megumi and all (boy is in school let him learn),

he was assigned to take down this second grade curse and setting out on the mission inmediately with his ugly worm

but the problem is this curse needed to be exorcised by gojo and geto because it was causing a ruckus in a village and ordered by the higher ups so they crossed paths coincidentally

"okay listen old man, we need to t-" "-it's mine boys, i need my money" gojo was a little close to cursing the man out because he just wanted to go back and chillax but geto held him back and whispered to gojo to focus on toji's cursed energy.

which is? none.

they were thinking on how a man with zero cursed energy will take a big fat curse, even with his bulky build and strong looking biceps, they doubt he could even take the curse out with his own two bare hands.

toji's lips stretch into a grin, noticing how they gone all quiet and asked them to sit back and relax as he starts coughing out the worm out his mouth and sling his katana over his shoulder when he casually walked to the curse.

gojo and geto quickly seperated from each other and ran towards the curse (well gojo was focused on toji rather than the curse as payback for ruining his evening) but toji was fast enough to slash the curse and it melts to the ground in heaps of goop.

toji leaped away from them, waving to them like the menace he is.

and well, this incident was one of the situations that set off into them meeting again and again, even geto was annoyed with this repetitive ordeal.

so when gojo saw megumi's dad when he randomly showed up to the school, he immediately shut his mouth and megumi questioned on why gojo suddenly wasn't chatty anymore

"that's my uh dad" -yOUR wHaT??!" geto could've joined him screaming if he was there but he was busy with shoko, investigating the curses that he managed to catch

i feel every interaction with gojo and toji in this au, it's them constantly insulting each other and shooting daggers which would make megumi pat his dad's back to go tf home

so knowing that gojo was megumi's teacher, toji would one day drag megumi away so he could see what that freak has taught his son, (or if he even teaches him-) probably way more better than him

the thought made him shrug but he was expecting a grand show from megumi which megumi gladly delivered

toji being impressed was an understatement, he didn't show it but with how much stronger megumi was, it made him kinda proud of his son

so when megumi would dissappear anonymously from the school sometimes, of course itadori and nobara would ask gojo why is that and gojo would always mumble out his response and not give a clear answer

thank god geto's there and he tells them that his dad drags him on missions and it's also concerning if that was even allowed for the school but if it was that way, he doubts megumi should be in the school in the first place with how much he dissappears

so since it was an off day, the duo investigated and looked out for megumi with the help of shoko since she was the last person he saw to ask for a plaster before he left with his dad

what shocks the both of them is to see megumi and toji in general just teaming up

"oiii~ over here kiddo!" megumi clasped his hands into one of his shikigami's signs and let his shikigami attack the curses breeding out in the forest while toji cut his way through the abundance of curses just loitering everywhere.

megumi hopped onto the last bigger curse that his dad was on and kicked through it while toji shreds through it's spine with his blade and swiftly ended it's life.

toji raised his hand in the air and megumi nonchalantly high fived back and his dad laughed, telling how good his son is with how much he improved and it might've shocked megumi a little to hear that his father notices that.

nobara and itadori shrieked in unison but with different questions, nobara was just a little suprised to see that the hunk of man megumi calls a dad had (-finish the sentence) while itadori shouts out that he was actually working with someone.

megumi grumbled to see both of them and was he embarassed? maybe. toji poked his side and asked megumi to bring them along so they could chat a little at their home.

i just know nobara and megumi would LOVE mamaguro so much, they would tease him when his mom starts kissing megumi's face all over when they reached home

best cook mamaguro? best cook mamaguro!

the two idiots could sob at how good the food is and they would compliment itso many times, mamaguro would fluster around and waved her hands to tell them to stop praising her and just countinue eating

toji would defitenely make his wife's face go even redder with whatever the hell his smooth ass would say

he side glanced at his son to see that he softened a little around his friends and a genuine smile drew on his lips as he countinued on his conversation, happy to see his son being comfortable around other people besides his family

#jjk x reader #jjk fluff #jjk headcanons #jjk imagines #jjk #toji fushiguro #jjk toji #jjk megumi #jjk fushiguro #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jujutsu kaisen scenarios #jujutsu kaisen hcs #jujutsu kaisen #megumi x reader #fushiguro megumi #megumi fluff #toji headcanons #toji x you #toji x reader

[spiritmaiden23]

soft beatboxing as i mourn over the loss of my headcanon banner even if it was ugly. good morning! here’s some quick headcanons! since i have to go in around 12 and don’t really have the time to respond to threads because most of them are on the long side (short ones ye tho but... we’ll see!) 

The Isle of the Goddess, aka Skyloft, is actually bigger than what we see in game with various other islands surrounding it that are like smaller villages when compared to Skyloft. But Skyloft is considered the “main square” of all the other islands due to the fact that Skyloft has everything in it including: big ol’ shopping center, bath house, boarding school, plaza the light tower, the big giant ass hylia statue, and even larger residential area then in-game and other places you’d typically find in larger towns. Things like blacksmith, restaurants, medicine (if not found in the bazaar that mostly sells potions), tailor etc etc are usually found in these other islands. Similar to the Lumpy Pumpkin! The skies aren’t as barren as they are in game because of the various other islands. Zel in her previous life made damn sure to provide everything she could for humanity up in the skies... (i refuse to believe that all of the residents we see are just... the only people, population for sure dwindled a little thanks to demise and his forces however it bounced back up hence hylia making other islands). I’d like to think that /some/ humans remained down in the surface. The sheikah being one of the many, their tribe pretty darn huge compared to OOT and there is sheikah tech but not as advanced as we see in BOTW just yet. There are bandits that fight to survive due to the influx of monsters or people neither good or bad but still know their ways around the lands. Also, there are other lands outside of Hyrule unaffected by the war, so more humans exist in those lands for sure! 

Since moving down to the surface, Zellie adores bathing in the hot springs that the Goron have so graciously shared with fellow skyloftians. Sometimes, she does stay a little too long where she gets very red and a bit dizzy but no worries, she cools down drinking cool milk tea (yet another delightful drink  she’d found when living on the surface). There have been instances where she sometimes pass out though hjsadbaskhb. It’s a way to unwind from the craziness like moving other islands back to the surface since there are some who are hesitant to leave the skies, keeping watch over the Triforce, and just trying to crave her own path in her new life as a mortal goddess. It’s a fact that she’s come to accept and no longer denies or doubts the fact as she did during her journey. 

That said, it’s not wrong to call her Hylia and if one were to know her name she’ll respond to it but she prefers Zelda because it’s a name that she’s grown fond and attached to. Therefore, she’s yet to tell other skyloftians that she’s the goddess reborn, instead taking some time to live in normalcy even for a short bit. Eventually she does tell them of her origins. Her children carries divinity in their veins, as such anyone born from her bloodline are aware of their godly origins, BEFORE, knowledge of that became lost to time (aka Minish Cap) where it’s now just known that the royal family has a mysterious power not common of other Hylians. In the royal archives, the truth exists only there. 

The kingdom of Hyrule is not established until way after her time, hell Hyrule wasn’t even named Hyrule for a while either. They would just call it the surface and leave it at that. With society not fully restored since some islands are taking time to leave the skies there was just not enough thought put into naming the lands. Though some would call it the Lands of the Gods. 

She wants five hundred kids JFKDSBHFJDSB this sounds like a joke but no she honestly wants that happy domestic home with lots of kids. And become that grandma who gives you milk and cookies and tucks you into bed while telling stories of the old days. Who knows who she’ll marry in the future one things for certain, she wishes for marriage.

SHE... DOESN’T LEAVE THE TRIFORCE OUT IN THE OPEN LIKE THAT HWEOH. She’s well-aware how it draws out the hidden greed in one’s heart and knows all too well the many wars that will come out of it. She’s sealed it away using her powers, not in the Light Realm since that doesn’t come until far later but in a place where it’s not easy to find. The knowledge of the Triforce does come out, however, and there have been attempts to kidnap Zel for the location of it... or for her powers once it comes to light that she’s a god. 

Zelda does miss the days of living up in the skies, but it feels right to be back on the surface and prefers life down there. The lands she’d love since her days as Hylia and will continue to love. Back in Skyloft, though she adored it with all her heart, she’d felt... bored. As though she were meant to do something important. Becoming a knight wasn’t enough. The voice she hears calling down to the surface was one that she’d wanted to respond to despite intentional waving it off. She feels complete watching over the Triforce and spending her days on the earth, exploring the lands to map out certain places with Link by her side. However, she worries whether or not Link misses the skies and since he doesn’t really talk about it much she doesn’t know what he wants.

Speaking of, she always, always wants Link to make his own choices after dropping the ball in using him back when she was Hylia. 

She still cleanses her body by praying to the gods and soon starts a pilgramage of her own visiting the springs to pay respects to them. She often goes when different solstices passes by. Of course, the big three have their own seasons (Spring for Farore, Winter for Nayru, Summer for Din, Fall for the spirits of the realm). Though praying in the water with that white dress during the winter time is hell. At the very least, she can wear other clothing she just can’t dunk herself in them when going through the spring waters because that holy dress does have something to itSo :’)))) it’s a tradition that gets passed down in the royal family, hence why ALTTP Zel does this and hell BOTW zel too.

For fun plot thread reasons, there are other stronger demons that have been sealed away. The seals aren’t as strong as Demise’s seal was since they don’t surpass his level. As such, some of the seals are waning away so anytime y’all wanna explore this :eyes: 

There are other temples spotted around the surface! Some housing those stronger demons, others springs, and others ancient tech or writings left behind by the humans. Some temples, are crumbled down due to neglect of care with how long it’s been but there’s still something inside. Other tribes aside from the sheikah have no clue what the hell those buildings are meant for but I’m sure Goroko loves exploring them :’)))

Light magic is neither good or bad much like the Triforce, it has no morality. It can hurt anyone regardless of where you stand, however the monsters are weaker too it. She can do the usual healing, cleansing something or blessing weapons, sealing away enemies and smitting people. I’d like to add more but perhaps next post this one has gone on too long. 

#headcanon. #| piece of heart: headcanon. #wowowowo i really said let's make this bitch long huh?

[the-firebird69]

and they say it a lot and are annoying and are working for macs who destroy them as they do fill up with memores we konw them too notes recordings..and review and they test and test and test and plan and scheme and yes in this late hour...and time isrunning out for them...and macs. but they are at it and fool around and send in tons today a banner day yes the largest there.  over a million nonillion nonillion in and all are stone cold dead...all the suites ours.  huge huge huge lies by them.  they are at it and feel confident still.  are obtuse see our use of their machines and still they wonder why we are at them sayig shut it.   we curse them to death then...now. they will be there, tommorrow too a different time zone... Thor Freya Zues Hera   and we shall see you fail and be stuck there penelpe ohhh ok cruise it matters you see..ok.  and who is he attached to you see huh. ok then have fun ok.  a good time. Hera and we wish you would die and you to caa this is badnews yo present it so..but ok im a  dick and hard ass and loserbut shesh have tact ok cruise you think not much of iit.  it shows.  then horror.  so you dwel on itso you can formulate how it really is stop chiding takinng my pennies adn more and it is how life goes...it is about love too there on the dark side.. Zues Hera class as always i see.  this is mac sh the are macs.horror it is horror...why then do we complain.  ok cruise ugh man to the sola plexus. Zues Hera i helpd with the spelling dave s good god finnally curise lol dave sommorow and then the nightfall forgot and try.  get hit.  taken.  but around. walked in. to thak the macs.  good but bad. so we say this macs are all humanities enemies.  even little red.  she is sympathetic but a killer of all other races..tried stuff on himforlater.  faied kept at it.  said i have to training.  im sorry old freind.  and she laughed....im ghwb quality but better...mac size but bgger. and they harp on me use you.  she thought this sucks you ppl quiet.  and mega computers are a farce wonnt make stuff...then sislence for days...and more.  then this this is futile we ate us enough...they laugh ok. show us how then..and stopped..no. left. they found her balling you are no match at the start did all this sh to yourselves for what...and she says is it true yes but cork is an ass...a loser. faggot.  manica. dumb as hell thinks they are thmutatnts at all times.  so she smiled we get it you cat convince themeither. so we try .....and big  bugs and nothing and we hate themthe losers. so we see how itis corkthe fag and true too he is so inept we cant control himweiht real bonified larg threats.  thorium ha bs. and more.  and then this...asteroid ok poull them back...but it was will brandesford.   and he is a hero for his yes and a bit for him and us...off and on.   but it was a moment of shine for him...was not with the group...manup help him he did a heroes feat...nah prob thinks it...and he says oh hgreat and sharks in tehw ater and above..he smils i see it ad big ones. too.  sees leaves.  intact this movie is huge is still increaseing in scope. huge now and bigger soon Thor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2FyXvaE5_4

[megamangx]

MegamanGX and santa lord english team up to save chrismas

this is a cross over for @santalordenglish who likes my story fics and i wanted to do a gift becuse it is seasoning for itso hop u like.

MEGAMANGX AND SANTA LORD ENGLISH TEAM UP TO SAVE CHRISTMAS

at a dark park men in robs where gatghering to do the bad things as they had fire torchs and where singing satan chants and diioing black magick “hail hitler he shakll coming back to life and make white people gret again” said the cult leader and then jontron and pewdsdiepe came to “oh boy i cant wait to serve hitler i heard from the internet people he was awsome and shit” said jontron “i fuckin know right” said pewdsdiepies and they put on black cult robes and chanted the evil music

then dark energy glowed with red and hitler was reformed from hell world “i live i live now i will destory the not white people” said hitler as he looked at his followeing “we love you hitler we heard from the internet you where badass and cool we even made these frog pictures” shed jonton and hitler laughed as lightning comed from his eyes and started to drink the souls of all the cultuists “you think i hitler would accept a not white people like you JONTRON YOU ARE BUT FOOOL!” he said as hedrinked the life forces of everyone there “you are all useful fools and exist to give me life energy” he said and growed dark knight armors “now to have my revengences AGAINST MEGAMAN GX!!” HE SCREAMED.

“AND KILL CHRISTMAS FOREVER!”

badass theme tune music for the fic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed9jkuczzRU

in leeron city there was explosions as nazi ss solders and hipsters in white polo shits where marching down the street “christmas is banned all fun is degeneacy and people must only work for pureness of race spirits” said the nazi leader as they burned games books comics and movies becuse fun took away from race of sprit and pureness “yay we;re making a better world” said a nazi

santa lord english watched from a building with grump “this is fucking stupid why do fucking people keep reviving the fucking nazis its just fuck it just fuckt hese people” he shed and machine gunned at them “oh my god your fighting us your the real nazi here” said the nazi as he ordered flamethrowing men to flamethrow him

“i do not care” said santa lord english and he blue them up.

at able city megaman gx was on the seen “not nazis again why can not people see racisms is stupid” he sighed with fron and fired his buster gfun at them “you will not repace us!” said a frog mutant man “look at you fool in your hate you have turned green into frog man” megamangx shouted

hitler then appeared wearing robot master armor “i am now metel hitler and stonger than ever megaman gx!!!!!!!!” he laughed and megaman gx drew his energy katana and sliced at him “god damn it hitler stop coming back to life already” he sad “as long as people believe in the racisms and nazi i will never die” he laugh

Megaman gx bashed hitler in the face and it hurt him lots “you just offering people easy answers but your answers ARE POISON THAT WILL TURN THE HAERTS OF MEN BLACK AS COAL!!” megaman gx shouted and went into his goldern silver super form

“but they will always drink my poison HA YOU THINK THESE ARE JUST BAD STOMTROOPERS BUT THEY WHERE GOOD MEN TURNED ROTTEN BY MY POSON MEGAMANGX FOR RACISM IS IN THEM ALL” hitler laughed

megamangx and hitler opu8nched each other full speed and the fight was epic

suddanly santa lord english appeared with multiplecolored energy aura and fired a red beam doing lot of damaging to hilter “you green bastard” hitler screamed and santa lord english laughed “your just a weak little man” he said “thanks for the help” megaman gx thumed up

“i will grow strong by absorbing all the racism and hate” hitler said and drained the souls from hius followers to become a super nazi god as he had blue hiaiir “HATE IS TRUE KILLING ENERGYU” hitler screamed and fired deaht balls blowing buildings up

“your followers may have been good men but they made bad choices and meybe socity and govments let them down and the future scarys them so they lost there way in fear but good will always win in end THE FUTURE IS SCARY BUT CHANGE ISGOOD FOR EVERYONE CHANGE MAKES US BETTER IT MAKES US ALL STONGER SO I WILL NOT LETING YOU STOP THAT TO DRAG US BACK” megaman gx souted and fushed with santa lord english becoming GOLDEN SILVER SANTA LORD MEGA ENGLISH GX “I WILL SAVE CHRIMAS FROM YOU AND END THIS HATE!” he said and used the christmas energy blade to ominislash mark 7 hitler as he exploded over and over and lost his super nazi god form as he was wounded

“i will end everything so only whiteness will matter the future will be whiteness only whiteness nothing else will matter to humans but there whiteness and now will this power i will become whiter than white” laughed hitler as he injecteing himself with a dark power as he turned whiter and whiter

then he turned into mayonnise and die “that was a stupid end” megaman gx said and crushed the maonaise bottle to death killing hitler forever.

the city cheered for the heros whos aved christmas and everyone got presents and megamangx got a nintendo switch from doctor light and played with santa lord enligh protoman megaman and friends and had a great party and then a year later people got said of racism becuse it was a bit rubbish and the future got better.

the end

#megaman #megamangx #fanfiction #fanfic