Fit: Dude my voice cracked until I was like 25 so like, don't sweat it
Tubbo: Wait, I thought you were 24
Fit: What?
Tubbo: Wait, how old are you?
Fit: Tubbo I'm 33
Tubbo: What, that's not a bit?
Fit: No it's not a bit!
"fuck-! s-so tight hnng!" dropping his head to whine into your shoulder, not trying to keep his voice down as he voices and rambles on about how good you feel around him. he feels as if he's about to cum so hard he would pass out - given how tight you were clenching around him. you weren't holding up any better than him, gripping onto his biceps to stable yourself as he sends you reeling further into the headboard with every thrust, occasionally clawing and pushing at his chest as if he would slow down. your eyes roll into the back of your head, body quaking from the overstimulation as you beg hueka to slow, voice coming out as nothing but a muffle of moans and squeaks. he apologises repeatedly, saying sorry-! cant h-help it... so good, so good..., too dumbed out of his mind to comprehend anything else. trying to squirm away from him is useless, given his huge build and size, it's inevitable that he'll be holding you down even if he doesn't mean it. the room is filled with the lewd squelching sound of your pussy - filled with hueka's cum and yours, already dripping everywhere and staining the sheets - along side with the both of your moans and whines, so shamelessly loud it sounds cute~~
What's some cool fish that doesn't look like it can kill you
okay not a fish BUT
these Irukandji jellyfish (that's a classification btw, not like a species) are often fatal to humans. being stung by them causes a whole SLEW of shitty symptoms, not to mention, quote, "a sense of impending doom". imagine touching this tiny ass slime creature, feeling like your world is ending, and then DYING. what the fuck. some nonfatal cases of Irukandji Syndrome can have symptoms lasting WEEKS.
bing bong, fuck ya life!
also. the first species of jelly proven to cause Irukandji syndrome was identified when this guy intentionally allowed himself, his NINE YEAR OLD SON and some rando lifeguard to get stung by it. they all survived, but cmon man. your own kid?? and just. another guy, who happened to be there? wild. what the fuck.
they're also almost impossible to spot in the water bc of their coloration. and not to advocate for stereotypes but yeah these things are native to australia of fucking course