#iwaizumi fake texts

[oniku-niku]

➢ Your Sibling Stole Your Phone

↳ Daichi Sawamura | Kyotani Kentaro | Bokuto Koutaro | Iwaizumi Hajime | Kuroo Tetsuro | Matsukawa Issei Warnings} One bare back photo

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[rae-is-typing]

In Which Hinata is a Blabbermouth

Notes: enjoy :) @millenialfanfictionaddiction hope you don't mind me tagging you 😅

Description: A request from Spooky Anon! Hinata tattles when after he sees you and Iwaizumi from Seijoh kissing

Warnings: Threats, swearing, Tanaka and Noya believe that Iwaizumi may have forced himself onto the reader for a minute, mentions of Oikawa

Image count: 9

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[ugh-tsumu]

The moment you realized na ibang level siya sa 'yo. (Filo!au)

The amount of times I was on a talking stage with people who are definitely higher than me economic class wise just *inhales* masakit :')))

-> characters. iwaizumi, matsukawa, atsumu, ushijima, oikawa

Walang taglist. Nakalimutan ko na sino.

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[causenessus]

binary stars

part 0.5. EQUIPMENT ROOM

NOW PLAYING . . . no other heart by mac demarco

iwaizumi opened the door for them as they arrived.

“how’s he holding up?” hanamaki asked, stepping in first. him and matsukawa both had their usual relaxed faces, with small smiles on their lips. sure, a part of them were worried for their friend's wellbeing but overall they were finding his struggles stupidly entertaining.

“he’s got his head in his hands, grabbing his hair like he’s gonna tear it out but he would never actually do it. not much else,” iwaizumi shrugged, closing the door behind them.

when they saw him, his knees were pulled to his chest and he stared blankly at the wall.

“damn, you messed up that bad?” matsukawa took a seat next to him.

oikawa only curled up into a tighter ball, hiding his face, “yes.”

“you wanna tell us what happened? maybe we can help,” hanamaki offered, sitting on the floor along with iwaizumi so that the four formed a small circle.

“she found out i liked someone and when she asked who i said i couldn’t tell her like an idiot,” oikawa answered. “i want to dig myself a hole and never come out.”

matsukawa and hanamaki shared a look while iwaizumi rolled his eyes. “how’d she find out?” hanamaki asked.

“bokuto said something about it,” iwaizumi answered.

“and now i’m doomed,” oikawa lamented, finally lifting his head up, “how do i come back from this? even if she did like me a little bit before this, now i’ve made it seem like i like someone else and that i don’t trust her.”

iwaizumi only shook his head. he'd already heard all of this before, from both oikawa and y/n.

“she’s not going to give up that easy. you’ve been close friends with her for years, give her a little more credit. and you need to not give up this easy,” iwaizumi said, staring oikawa dead in the eyes.

“yeah, you can still amend this, and you better. try spending more time with her, and act normal with her, or flirt, you’re always doing that with other girls,” hanamaki suggested.

“that’s because i don’t care about them,” oikawa ran his hands through his hair with a sigh, “it’s all fake when i flirt, but when i’m with her, i’m just all open with my feelings, you know? i can’t flirt when i’m like that, and even if i do, what if she thinks i’m just toying with her? that’s even worse.”

“well then, it sounds like you really like her,” matsukawa caught oikawa’s gaze, “do you want to tell her or not? if you’re serious about this, then that’s more reason to fix this. make her know that things are normal between you guys, which will show her that you’re still comfortable with her. then, get closer to her.”

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extras <3

at certain times iwa gets so fed up and is on the verge of saying things like "OFC SHE FUCKING TEXTED ME ABOUT WHAT YOU FUCKING TEXTED HER SHE'S IN LOVE WITH YOU YOU BLIND ASSWIPE" but he knows if he says anything like that he'll just get "oh that can't be 🥺 she would never like me blah blah woe is me" and has just given up 

when tooru texted y/n she saw what he had texted her a few days ago again which only continued to make her feel conflicted about how he was treating her

tooru genuinely cannot and will never flirt with yn bc he wants to be all sweet and honest with her he never wants to even act like he's toying with her

hinata is begging takeda and kiyoko for another practice match with seijoh bc he wants to see y/n again <3

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#oikawa tooru #tooru oikawa #oikawa tooru x reader #tooru oikawa x reader #oikawa x reader #oikawa smau #haikyuu smau #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu #hq #hq x reader

[ilyluffy]

𝒮𝐻𝒪𝑅𝒯 ~ 𝒮𝒦𝐼𝑅𝒯𝒮 ~ 𝒮𝒪𝒞𝐼𝐸𝒯𝒴

𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐢𝐤𝐲𝐮𝐮 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐚 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐫𝐭

𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬: kageyama tobio + tsukishima kei + iwaizumi hajime + miya atsumu

𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐞: smut (minors + ageless blogs dni!! you’ll be blocked)

𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: less smutty and more suggestive, possessiveness, reader in a skirt, boys being handsy, some degradation from tsuki

{tokyo revengers edition}

{bungou stray dogs edition}

𝐓𝐎𝐁𝐈𝐎 𝐊𝐀𝐆𝐄𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐀

kags never did like going to parties but unfortunately he got dragged to them sometimes. at least you’d be there too. little did kageyama know that once you arrived you’d be the cutest and shortest skirt he’s ever seen. immediately he’s blushing as you approach him. “something the matter tobio?” you asked, faking innocence. you knew exactly what you were doing when you picked this outfit. stubborn, kageyama insists he’s fine. “oh really? so you don’t want to find somewhere a little more private to talk?” you smirked in reply. just like that he’s switching his tune, letting you drag him off away from the rest of the party.

𝐊𝐄𝐈 𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐌𝐀

tsuki didn’t mind all that much when you visited him at work. what he did mind was you trying to tease him. as soon as you showed up in that damn mini skirt he knew you were up to know good. what pisses him off even more is that several of the museums guests turned to stare at you. forgetting about his work entirely, tsuki grabs your wrist. “you brat. what do you think you’re wearing?” kei growls in your ear. you try so hard not to act excited, having hoped for this result. instead you try to claim you have no idea what he’s talking about. “oh yeah? you wanna act like a slut? let me take you to my office so i can treat you like one”.

𝐇𝐀𝐉𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐈𝐖𝐀𝐈𝐙𝐔𝐌𝐈

you had texted iwaizumi to tell him that you’d meet him at the gym so you two could go on a date after his work out. what he didn’t expect was for you to show up in that particular outfit. your skirt takes him aback for a minute and it didn’t fail to make a few of the guys at the gym stare. iwa doesn’t actually have an issue with the clothes you chose to wear. to be blunt you can wear whatever you want because he can fight. shooting anyone who’s eyes laid on you a little too long a dangerous glare, iwaizumi would pull you close to give you a kiss. “look so cute today, baby. wear that just for me?”. “mhm all for you haji”.

𝐀𝐓𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐔 𝐌𝐈𝐘𝐀

atsumu loves it when you come to see him at the jackels practice in one of your hot short skirts. it fuels his ego when his teammates stop what they’re doing to stare. pausing his sets, atsumu approaches you with a smug grin on his cheeks. “are ya tryin’ to distract me, baby?” atsumu asks, wrapping one muscly arm around you as his other hand creeps up your skirt. “you know i can’t get anything done with ya lookin’ like that”. you shamelessly inform him that that’s exactly the point before atsumu leans down to kiss you, just so everyone in the room can see that you’re his.

2022 © h-shibas — do not repost or translate my work. likes, reblogs, and comments are welcome

#apollo writes ✎ #kageyama tobio #tsukishima kei #iwaizumi hajime #miya atsumu #haikyuu #haikyuu smut #haikyuu x reader #hq #hq smut #hq x reader #kageyama tobio x reader #kageyama tobio smut #tsukishima kei x reader #tsukishima kei smut #iwaizumi hajime x reader #iwaizumi hajime smut #miya atsumu x reader #miya atsumu smut

[calllamander]

Dating Iwaizumi Hajime 

iwaizumi hajime who has dimples that cut deep into his cheeks when he laughs which is actually pretty often even though he has a truly horrific snorting laugh which he hates and which bursts out of him all the time.

iwaizumi hajime who literally cannot not laugh even when he’s biting his cheek like crazy and has to fake coughing fits in every school assembly.

iwaizumi hajime who always fills up your water bottle and takes your pink litre coffee cup with matching straw to the gym because he thinks it’s cute and he lost his own bottle.

iwaizumi hajime who has glasses he’s supposed to wear and a retainer he’s supposed to wear and who in reality wears neither because

iwaizumi hajime is the most forgetful responsible - person you’ve ever met and is chronically late to everything unless it’s meeting you because he reasons that it’ll ‘be fine’ even when you’re waiting for the train half an hour after you were meant to be there

iwaizumi hajime who sneaks into school trip locations just to say hi to you from across the gallery and pass you take away coffee he bought from the cafe outside

iwaizumi hajime trying desperately hard not to comment on your halloween costume even though it makes him slightly feral because he ‘respects women dammit’ and drapes his own grandpa cardigan over you more and more aggressively the drunker he gets

iwaizumi hajime who is always the guy in the corner with a beer watching you dance and is always ready to ditch a party in favour of getting takeout and the night bus home

iwaizumi hajime who is such an unobtrusive kind of loving: the kind where he absorbs all your harsh edges and choreographs his way around you in the morning round your tiny sink and fusses over which brand of bread to buy at the super market

and iwaizumi hajime who will run around the park in the rain howling like a wild thing and barrelling into you, hair dripping into his eyes, this wild boy with his sharp white teeth and deep, deep brown eyes

iwaizumi hajime who will build you a relationship full of inside jokes and fond irritation and constant texting about picking up loo roll on his way home.

iwaizumi who looks fantastic in a suit

iwaizumi who is scared of needles

iwaizumi who will always be thinking of you

#I really hope this isn’t too dry bc dry iwaizumi kills me #iwaizumi x reader #haikyuu!! #iwaizumi oneshot #iwaizumi fanfic #iwaizumi x you #hq iwaizumi #iwaizumi x y/n #iwaizumi haijime x reader #iwaizumi hajime

[iwaoiamiright]

I miss iwaoi so much like if someone asked why the heckie do I love this ship so much I don't think I can answer it but just LOOK at them. they've canonically been together ever since the two were toddlers, grew up and went to the same middle school and by then iwaizumi was already the go-to oikawa expert, her knew his fake smiles from real ones, knew when he was gonna lose his cool and just hit kageyama (my poor son) but he also knew Oikawa would regret that and it wasn't the real him. they're in highschool and before anything even happens , iwaizumi knows what's oikawa's thought process, calls him shittykawa but. Also CANONICALLY calls him pretty boy all the time and oikawa blushes. he's probably got that compliment so many times and every time iwaizumi uses it he's probably insulting him or trying to tease him. but. Oikawa still. Blushes from it (haikyuu chapter and haikyuu BU) then when they lose the match with karasuno it's iwaizumi who walks home with oikawa and he knows oikawa is thinking. he'll never be truly happy and iwaizumi knows

But oikawa is also. Leaving for Argentina and iwaizumi is leaving for California (btw the recent magazine interview extra thing furudate did has iwaizumi admitting he wasn't gonna. Fall behind oikawa. So iwaizumi deciding to study abroad was also influenced by him) iwaizumi knows he's gotta get rid of oikawa's doubts right then and there. so he does. he calls oikawa the absolute best setter. iwaizumi is literally biased oikawa is the best setter. even during the early episodes where oikawa says kageyama is better than him it pissed iwaizumi of. and even after YEARS iwaizumi says in the interview that oikawa is the best setter ever. he will never move from that claim.

Now talking about them on court. “physically and mentally linked” and to have kageyama tobio of all people point that out. kageyama who's always only focused on everything volleyball related. and shoyo related. he really exposed iwaoi in front of the whole court saying. Whenever in doubt oikawa San will always end up setting to iwaizumi San. what an insane ass dynamic to havE. Iwaoi are also. Canonically telepathic they're literally reading each other's minds . iwaizumi thinking to himself “i gotta use that line some day, as long as I'm here blah blah” and oikawa responding with JUST WHEN WILL U USE THAT? he reads iwas mind. that one haikyuu bu chapter where oikawa loses his voice and iwaizumi becomes his interpreter. literally reads his mind and tells what's up. and that other bu chapter where iwaizumi asks oikawa to bark so he barks. iwaoi being 12 hours apart (in Japan and Argentina) and iwaizumi going to an onsen and ice hockey. Place in that one seijoh after graduation extra with matsuhana and. Looking gloomily out of the window. hanamaki asking him “is it him? when you look like that it's always about him” meaning iwaizumi misses oikawa so often and sulks so obviously he has a very apparent I miss oikawa face. and matsuhana know it and always ask him about it. iwaizumi responding with a “i just wish he was here too” and then immediately getting a text from oikawa asking him what he's up to. it's 6 am for oikawa he's probably just woken up and he texts iwaizumi. and then immediately responds to iwaizumi when he types his response. oikawa takes time off his day to chat with iwaizumi. I'm not even making it up. and seijoh have regular calls. Where they. Play drinking games (2020 interview) iwaoi probably call each other almost every day. and when they meet at the Olympics again they challenge each other. iwaizumi isn't even playing on the team but they're challenging each other

Moving on from the on page interactions there's also their birthdays being 41 days apart, 4 and 1 being their jersey numbers. Oikawa's birthday being Alexander the greats birthday and iwaizumi being born on alexanders death day. does this mean oikawa starts and ends with iwaizumi? in the court oikawa is often compared to Alexander the Great King and Alexander was very much in love with his right hand man Hephaeston. So much so that he died from grief soon after Hephaeston died. If Oikawa represents Alexander and iwaizumi, as his most trusted represents Hephaeston then they're literally modelled after historic. Lovers. also Alexander looked up to Achilles a lot and we all know about Achilles and Patroclus

Even the names? Oikawa's name means to go through and reaching the river. Hajime iwaizumi means one and spring or fountain. together their names mean dauntless. bravery, pride, mutual trust. that's their strength. and every time oikawa needed to make an epiphany, iwaizumi was there. “a team of better 6 is stronger” that's when oikawa started dividing attention to bringing out everyone's best, not just his own. also iwaizumi becoming an athletic trainer... basically a nurse for team Japan. like. Taking care of injuries, diets and overall health. where do you think he'd already done that? he was used to taking care of Oikawa all his life. I'm not even trying to clutch at straws.. these things are canon. now idk how much of this furudate actually intended. but to have these two boys who have literally. been there. for every stage of their lives. how can I not believe they share a unique and complete love. I genuinely cannot picture oikawa with anyone else because no one will understand him and accept him and mold him the way iwaizumi has and will continue to. also the only relationship oikawa has even been with canonically was some time in middle school and the girl dumped him in like a month or something because he's always obsessed with volleyball. Say what you will but iwaoi is so well done, so nicely structured, the trust and the understanding has such good foundation. Also iwaizumi is canonically as annoying as oikawa. he's just better at hiding it and because he tells oikawa off, people think he's not. but he matches oikawa's energy 100% I think about these two a lot and they really make me hurt and go insane in a way no ship ever has. there's wangxian who are canon gay husbands but iwaoi is so overly connected.... no part of their life can be complete without mentioning the other. and them living in different countries but still managing schedules and staying in touch, them being just fine on their own, but together shining strong and bright. well anyways there's a reason my blog is named after them lmao. they're very special to me. I will write fics on them soon as I get time coz my iwaoi hyperfixation is back full smack force and needs to be dealt with.

#iwaoi #haikyuu #oikawa tooru #iwaizumi hajime #haikyuu ships #haikyuu oikawa #haikyuu iwaizumi

[ashthemadwriter-archived]

Their reaction when you fake an orgasm

Fandom: Multi Fandom

Pairings: Various Characters X Gn!reader

Genre: Smut

Format: Scenario

Warnings: NSFW content, Not Proofread

Word Count: 0.3K

A/n: the page goes blank while im writing one more time and me and tumblr are gonna have a problem =|

youre under him, your feet pressed on your belly as hes pounding into you harshly. you arent really in the mood for it today but you dint want to turn him down, and you also know that he wont let go of you unless you cum; therefore, you decide to do something you have never done in your life before, which is faking as orgasm. you start loudenning your moans as you shake your legs, pretending like youre cumming; but unfortunately, he knows you too much to fall for that, so he notices this.

↬ok this guy is mad, and when i say he's mad, i mean it. hes like "bitch! im getting my ass kicked giving you pleasure, and then you go and do this!? so what? am i not good enough to you?"

hes so upset that he might just pull out of you and start jerking himself up in front of your eyes. and dont you even dare touch yourself! or else you wont be seeing him naked for months.

yup! thats how upset he is.

Bungou Stray Dogs:Kunikida(he thinks its a shameful action but hes pissed so who gives a shit), Chuuya Nakahara (mad baby), Akutagawa, Tachihara, Ranpo( petty boy hehe)

Death Note:Light (god bless your soul, your names written in the damn book after this), Mello

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Vanitas (idk why but i always picture him getting mad in these situations)

Jujutsu Kaisen:Megumi (hehe)

Haikyuu:Tsukishima (was literally thinking of him while writing this, Kageyama, Sugawara (only if he had a bad day), Kenma (another petty baby), Atsumu, Iwaizumi, Kunimi

↬well hes not exactly happy! i mean, oh really? so thats how it works now huh? ok then! prepare yourself Belladonna!

hes a tease, and he found the perfect opportunity, so why not teach you a lesson?

prepare yourself to be fucked up real bad, without reaching any orgasms.

he goes down on you real quick while focusing on your sensitive parts with his hands, and when your legs start shaking for real this time and youre about to reach your cervix?immediately stops whatever hes doing and smirks at the sight of you being frustrated while begging him to let you cum.

Bungou Stray Dogs:Dazai (i literally said belladonna in the text), Fyodor, Mori, Kajii, Tachihara

Death Note:L Lawliet, Also Mello

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Roland (will let you cum eventually tho)

Jujutsu Kaisen:Itadori, Sukuna, Geto, Gojo

Haikyuu:Tsukishima, Daichi, Sugawara, Kuroo, Tendou, Osamu holy fuck, Suna motherfucking Rintarou, Oikawa, Iwaizumi, Kunimi

↬boy is shocked, bur pretends like he didnt notice it, and will tell you that he came too actually, and that you dont need to take care of him and you should just take some rest. but when you do go to sleep hes awake, being sad while thinking to himself how messed up he is in bed that you had to do that, and how youre going to leave him in the future for someone who can give you pleasure for real.

this is so cruel just dont do this to them-

Bungou Stray Dogs:Atsushi (please just be honest with him), Akutagawa (insecure baby), Chuuya, Fukuzawa, Tanizaki

Death Note:Matsuda, Near (is it weird that i see him as a softie...?)

The Case Study Of Vanitas:Noe :')

Haikyuu:Hinata, Kageyama, Yamaguchi, Nishinoya, Asahi, Lev, Bokuto, Akaashi, Ushijima, Kita

Reblogs are appreciated! :)

#atsushi x reader #dazai x reader #chuuya x reader #oikawa x reader #tsukishima x reader #bokuto x reader #akaashi x reader #osamu x reader #atsumu x reader #iwaizumi x reader #ranpo x reader #vanitas x reader #noe x reader #roland x reader #kageyama x reader #hinata x reader #kita x reader #suna x reader #akutagawa x reader #ushijima x reader #gojo x reader #geto x reader #itadori x reader #megumi x reader #nishinoya x reader #asahi x reader

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Things I might turn into full fics later Pt. 1

Secret Agent! Kuroo x Dispatcher! Reader

So, this, uh, somehow, uh, like, quintupled in length from my original note, I don’t know how, but I guess my fingers slipped? Oops?

|| Part 1 || Part 2 || Part 3 ||

Kuroo, Bokuto and Iwaizumi are Team 1

You, Akaashi and Oikawa are their dispatchers, respectively

The six of you share a communication channel, but you have a separate one with Kuroo similar to how Akaashi and Bokuto have one, and Oikawa and Iwaizumi have one

Kuroo always teases you through your comms even when the others are listening. You never fail to say something snarky back to him or completely ignore him altogether—

“If I return successfully on this mission, will you give me a welcome back kiss as a reward, Y/N-chan?”

“Tch, as if.”

“Argh, get a room, you two lovebirds, you have a separate channel you know.” Cue Oikawa fake gagging.

– but he always somehow gets sweeter and more sensual when talking on your private channel:

It's super late into the night. Akaashi and Oikawa have gone to sleep and you're borderline dozing off. Your chair is fully reclined and your feet are propped up on the desk.

“Y/N? You still there, sweet?”

You jerk up, your chair almost folding you in half with how fast you tried to straighten it.

Hands flying to the keyboard, looking at each screen you have of their info, vitals, location, supplies, etc., “Yeah? Yeah, what do you need? Are you guys okay?” you make sure everything is still green

“Yeah, we’re good, I just wanted to hear your voice, Kitten.”

Kuroo was always a little more straightforward when it was late at night.

You hum and the heat travels to your cheeks as you recline

You can see him through the CCTV cameras Akaashi got into.

“Talk to me, Y/N-chan… So I don’t fall asleep on these snoring fools.” He chuckles and you see him crossing his hand across his chest.

His voice was much softer than his usual strong and commanding one, but it was nice in your ears, so you closed your eyes and took a breath

“Hmm,” You lean back into your chair, “Did I ever tell you how much I hated you—”

“—I think you say that every day. In fact, sweetheart, at this point, I think you mean I love you.”

You sputter out a disbelieving laugh, “I was going to say how much I hated you for always somehow being higher in rank than me!” You try to defend, “Always beating me by a few points even though I gave my 110 per cent!” your voice slowly rose as you finished the sentence.

Akaashi turns in his temporary futon on the floor between yours and Oikawa’s

Your hand whips to your mouth, but luckily, he’s still fast asleep and Oikawa’s sleeping like a log, sheets ruffled and tangled all sorts of ways around his legs.

“Well, it’s what I like about you.”

You frown, “What? That I can never surpass you?”

You hear his deep but soft rumble of a laugh, “No, sweetheart, the fact that you always give it your all. It’s why I put my full trust in you as my partner behind the scenes. Speaking of which, why did you apply as a dispatcher, anyway? You definitely had the points and the commendations to be out here with me, Kitten.”

“Please, we’d be at each other’s throats if I was out there with you.” You reply without thought, but then mumble into your hand, “Who else was going to watch your back.”

“What was—” static cuts him off

Then a sharp ring in your ear has you whipping the earpieces out of your ears and bouncing on the desk where they eventually roll off to the floor

Even though he teases you so much, you can’t help but worry when you suddenly lose contact with him

“Kuroo? Hey! Do you read me?” All the text on your screen starts turning orange, red and flashing, “Kuroo!”

You shake Akaashi awake and throw a stress ball at Oikawa’s head but eventually have to kick him awake, “Hey, hey, wake up, we’ve lost them, get Ki-chan, Kenma and Kunimi-kun.”

Oikawa’s up and almost sliding the door off of its hinges to get them

Kiyoko-chan, Kenma and Kunimi-kun are assigned to the Intelligence team

they start working on why you’ve lost contact with them, hair all messy from just waking up and eyes half-lidded with sleep

It’s been a full five days since you lost contact. They weren’t even meant to be out there for longer than two days.

Before they left, you optimised their supplies so they wouldn’t be slowed down by the weight.

You know for sure that they’ve probably burned through it by now.

You were just about ready to barge up to the big bosses’ room, pretty much ready to gear up and go out there yourself. More than qualified to do so, too.

Akaashi was holding you back mumbling all sorts of arguments trying to convince you to stay put.

“Y/N! Where’s Y/N?!” Kenma’s voice echoes through the hallways, “Comms are back on! We’ve got contact!”

You’re rushing to your dispatcher’s room in no time and stuffing the earpiece in, “Kuroo!”

It’s not Kuroo’s voice that goes through, it’s Iwaizumi's.

“L/N-chan, we’re still looking for him, we got separated.”

“What? What do you mean ‘You’re still looking’? You mean he’s been gone for… how long?”

“A couple of hours after we lost contact, we got split up. We have his earpiece, it’s how I’m talking to you, mine was smashed to pieces.”

“Find him, find him, you need to find him!” you plead.

You jump when you feel a hand on your shoulder and meet Oikawa’s eyes, “L/N-chi, they’re doing the best their can, let’s do our best here too, okay? Breathe, Chibi-chan.”

You suck a deep breath, close your eyes, and then exhale, “Yeah, yeah.” You say and press the button to speak with Iwaizumi, “Sorry, Iwa-kun… Oikawa and I can check all the cameras and check the data in all of your black boxes. In the meantime, update Akaashi on your supplies, find water, and…stay safe… Find him...please.” Your voice breaks as you plead to him.

“Bokuto-san and I will do everything we can, L/N-chan.”

For the next couple of hours, you’re all cooped up in the dispatch room, tracing their movement, hypothesising where Kuroo might have gone, you map out the area knowing that he’d have gone to find water at some point.

It was a few hours later that you hear Bokuto yelling into the microphone, “We found him! Kuroo! Over here.”

You couldn’t even let out a breath before he’s saying something that makes your stomach drop to the floor

“Oh my God, Kuroo! Iwa-chan, we need your med kit! Quick! Kuroo, hey, stay with me.”

“Bo, Iwa-kun, what’s going on?” you plead.

“L/N-chan, I’m giving the headset to Kuroo, keep talking to him, keep him awake.”

You hear some shuffling and then a spluttering cough, “Keep the pressure, Bokuto! Here…gauze, bandage!”

You blink, stuttering out your breaths, he’s bleeding somewhere, you deduce, if he’s coughing up blood, chest wound? Internal bleeding?

“Ki—urgh—Kitten?” He heaves.

“Yeah, yeah,” You fix the small devices in your ear, “I’m here, I’m here. You need to stay awake, Kuroo.”

He only hums in response.

“Kuroo, you—you idiot! What were you thinking, what happened? I… I hate you, you know..”

He lets out a chuckle but then winces

“Y/N-chan, I’ve got visual!” Oikawa shouts and pushes the screen to you. You can hear Akaashi dispatching Team 2 (Daichi, Ushijima and Atsumu – weirdest combo you’ve seen, but somehow, they work well)

You see Bokuto and Iwaizumi hunched over Kuroo, they’ve got gauze, bandages and even Bokuto’s shirt pressed onto his right side and chest.

It’s soaked red.

Keep talking to him, keep him awake. Iwaizumi’s words bounce around in your head.

What do I talk about? What do I say? Usually, he’s the one talking, I… I only ever give instructions, Kuroo, Kuroo, what do I do to keep you awake?

“I…Kuroo, I… What’s, uh, your favourite colour?”

You hear him breathing heavily into the headset and faintly hear Bokuto and Iwaizumi working in the background. Your eyes are set on his figure on the screen, his chest is barely moving, and his eyes are half-lidded.

“Pink. Red. Or something.”

Your brows furrow, “Pink?”

“Yeah,” he coughs again, and you see blood splutter from his lips.

Red. Bright red. Even on his black uniform.

“Yeah, yeah, whatever colour you blush –urk—is my favourite colour.”

You collapse on your knees to the floor. “I…I really do hate you.” You shake your head. Even as he’s in a situation like this, he’s teasing you. Even in a situation like this, he’s thinking about you.

“I love you, too, Kitten.” You see him close his eyes and smile.

You don’t even recognise what he said, too on edge, especially when you see he’s paling quickly.

“Oi! Kuroo!” You stand up, pulling the screen closer to you, “Open your eyes! Please!”

“I’m not going anywhere, Kitten. Not until I get that welcome back kiss from you.” He breathes out a chuckle

Team 2’s entering the camera’s view and Daichi pulls out another med kit, water bottle and IV bag. Expertly, he’s fixing the bandages and inserting a cannula into the crook of Kuroo’s elbow. He attaches the tubing to the bag and hands it to Bokuto who holds it up.

Ushijima and Iwaizumi have unfolded a stretcher turning Kuroo one way and then the other to slide it under him without having to lift him

Soon after, they’re making their way out and your fingers are flying on the keyboard trying to follow their movement through the CCTV cameras.

“L/N-chan…L/N? Hey…”

You don’t stop even though you hear Oikawa calling for you.

Not until Oikawa swivels your chair to face him, “Hey…L/N-chan, it’s okay. I can take over from here.”

“No, no, He—”

“—He’s safe, Chibi-chan.” Oikawa reassures.

Akaashi comes up to you and places a tentative hand on your head, “You need to rest; you’ve been awake all day and all night.”

Oikawa nods, “Mmm, we can take over from here.”

“But I—"

“You trust us, don’t you? I promise you; I’ll make sure he comes back home to you, L/N-san.”

You nod and Akaashi leads you to your futon on the floor and tucks you in.

Before he stands up to get back to his chair, you take hold of his wrist, “Promise me, you’ll wake me when he gets here.”

When you wake up, there’s no one else in the room. Your head is heavy and pounding, but you sit up, with a hand at your temples

As you do, the door slides open.

You look up and see Akaashi with a food tray, “Oh, perfect, you’re awake, L/N-san.”

You blink up at him. Akaashi… 

Kuroo!

“Kuroo-san’s recovering if you’re wondering.” He sets the tray down on the floor next to you, “He’s in the infirmary. Stable, but still sleeping.”

You flick the covers from your body and move to get up, but you’re stopped by Akaashi.

“L/N-san, it’s okay. Eat first.”

“I need to go see him.”

“Eat first, he’s not going anywhere, he’s safe. You need to take care of yourself, too, L/N-san. For Kuroo’s sake, as well.”

You clench your hands and as if seeing your inner turmoil, he sighs and picks up the tray and walks to the door.

Your brows are pinched as he stops in the threshold to look at you, “You coming? You can eat in Kuroo-san’s room in the infirmary.”

When you get to his room, you see him you see him in a seated position on the hospital bed

If you hadn’t known what happened, you would’ve thought he was simply asleep.

“I’ll set your food here, L/N-san.”

You turn to Akaashi as he exits, “Thank you, Akaashi-kun. Really.”

He offers the smallest of smiles and nods before closing the door behind him.

You turn back to Kuroo, taking a few steps forwards to take one of his hands in both of yours.

There are small cuts on his hand that you run your thumbs over.

“Kuroo.” You whimper and your vision is blurring over with tears, “Kuroo, Kuroo, Kuroo.”

As if hearing you call, Kuroo’s eyes flutter open

You don’t see through the tears, but you feel him squeeze your fingers.

“Hey there, sweet.” He rasps.

Your head whips up to his face, “Kuroo! Kuroo…” you pull his hand up so that his fingers are touching your forehead.

He says something that you can’t hear

“Huh?”

“Come here.” He says a little louder. You shuffle closer to him, and he releases his hand to cup your cheek

“What do you need?” you ask him.

“Can I…”

“Hmm?”

“Can I have my welcome home kiss, now?”

You pull away and you see him with a small smile, “Idiot! How can you joke in a time like this?” You slap his shoulder, and he winces.

“Ah, sorry, sorry,” You cover the area with your hand, “I…” then you grab his hand again, holding back your tears, “I almost lost you, Kuroo. Hahhhh,” You look up at the ceiling to stop the tears from flowing, “I hate you. I hate how much you affect me.”

When you look at him again, he’s already looking at you with the softest of smiles. You quirk your lips and then lean in to press your lips to his.

“Welcome home, baka. Don’t do that again.”

As you go to pull away, you feel his hand at the back of your neck, pulling you back to him, “I’m home.” He says and then pecks your lips once more.

I had a lot of fun writing this. I really didn't intend for it to be this long hahaha, but I hope you liked it :3.

As the title says, If you guys want and if I'm feeling it, I might turn it into a full one-shot (Or even a mini-series with how long it ended up)

Anyways, have a good day!

This is Seven, signing off :)

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❥ ҉   CHAPTER FOUR - FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS

❥ ҉   CONTENT WARNING: unprotected sex + oral (f and m receiving) + vaginal penetration + nipple play + fingering (f!receiving) + face fucking + petnames (iwaizumi called the reader princess)

❥ ҉   NOTE FROM NIS: this chapter has smut and also how it all began! word count for this chapter is approximately 6k words omg. anyway, the taglist is still open if you’re wondering :)) 

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How could you put your thoughts into words? To simply put, you’re thankful that everything went well between you and Iwaizumi after apologising the other day. After the both of you reconciled, the three of you had become friends. Yes, Oikawa was the most delighted when he first heard about it. What is the big deal about this anyway? 

One thing that you didn’t really favour, it’s the guilt for turning down their offer to visit them during practices, especially since they had this hopeful look on their faces hoping you'd come and watch them play. You felt bad, truth to be told. 

“Sorry, pretty boy. I have homework to do,” you gave him a fake sympathetic smile and the brunette just rolled his eyes at you. Oikawa knew too well it’s your another excuse to not come with them. But, he knew he shouldn’t push you into doing something that you didn’t want to do in the first place. 

Days passed by, Semi still hasn’t texted you and it drove you insane, somehow. You assumed he was busy since this year is the final year of high school. However, your ex wasn’t really the type to indulge himself with books just like you did. He always calls you "bookworm" because you like to read books. But, he once told you he likes that about you because it makes you look smart. And for that, you love yourself for loving reading because it makes Semi happy. 

If he's not busy with his studies, he must have been busy with his volleyball. Yeah. The latter seems like it. Shiratorizawa is a powerhouse school that has been to the national level for several years now. 

Just the thought of him made you crumble on the floor completely. You missed him so much. Just thinking about it shatters your whole heart that you worked so hard to mend before. Sometimes whenever you’re tipsy, you’ll subconsciously text him about how much you have been missing him. He'll reply not a second later saying you should go to sleep and sober up. You wish he would be more caring instead of telling you to take care of yourself more. "Actions speak louder than words", is a saying that you have always held onto.

How could you speak your thoughts and feelings to Oikawa about not wanting to watch their team practice? Volleyball reminds you of Semi in so many ways. And because of it too, your relationship drifted apart. It’s… just painful even if one would think it’s childish and rather petty. Maybe someday you’ll be able to explain to your friends. 

Right after school ended, you were stranded outside of your school because of the pouring rain. The rain came all of sudden, leaving you no time to run to a sheltered place. You cursed yourself mentally when you forgot to bring your umbrella with you. The day you were supposed to get homework done was wasted at school. All because of the sudden rain and your tough luck of being stranded.

You knew the rain was going on for quite some time because Iwaizumi spotted you sitting alone while watching the rain. He was on his way to their club room to grab some old equipment when he saw you. 

“Oi, Y/N. What are you doing here? Aren’t you supposed to be at home?” Iwaizumi asked, his footsteps dragging him closer to where you were sitting. He noticed your body was shivering because of the pouring rain and the chilly weather. Like you said earlier, it all happened in the blink of an eye. It was sunny at first and then it started raining. 

Slowly, you turned your head and there you saw him. The thought of some cursed spirits lingering around was quickly eliminated when you realised it’s actually him. You let out a relieved sigh. 

“Uh, I’m stranded in the rain and I forgot to bring my umbrella! The rain doesn’t seem like it will stop any time soon!” you whined. 

Iwaizumi looked at your shivering body once again. He then looked at his volleyball jacket he was wearing, “Hey, aren’t you cold?” he asked, his voice full of concerns. He might be tough, and serious looking all the time, but he is still a human with empathy. He knew when he should step in and shouldn’t. 

You looked at him and let out a chuckle, “Yeah. I'm quite cold, but I'm fine though.” 

“What a bad liar. No, you obviously aren’t fine. Let’s get to the gymnasium where the heat radiator is on,” Iwaizumi made a deal. His tone was indicating he was not in the mood to negotiate. It’s raining and your school uniform was almost drenched! 

You sighed, not ready to decline his offer but it had to be said. “No. I don't want to. It’s okay, Iwa. I can wait out here.” You just didn’t want to burden him for taking care of you. At the same time, you weren’t going to risk your health by walking in the rain and catching yourself a cold the next day. Though his offer was the good choice but you just didn’t want to burden him, that’s it. 

“Why are you so stubborn? Come on, let’s go inside,” Iwaizumi said, refusing to deal with your stubbornness. He saw you were about to open your mouth but he quickly took your hands with him. You were taken aback by the skin touching but he didn’t say a word about it. The man dragged you with him carefully, ensuring you wouldn’t trip all the way to the gymnasium. Your legs had given up on your pace and just followed the man’s pace. 

When he opened the gymnasium door, all eyes were on both of you. Every head turned the moment the door was opened and a gush of outside’s cold air rushed in. You hung your head low while your hands tugged on Iwaizumi’s jacket. You grumbled softly — loud enough for him to hear you, “I told you I don't want to go with you. Now, they’re all looking at me!”

Iwaizumi rolled his eyes at you. Clearly, he didn’t want to deal with your whining right now. He was looking out for a friend. That’s all. It would make him less of a human if he left you alone in the cold. 

You heard the rushed footsteps approaching you, and it was none other than Oikawa himself. “Ah,shortcake. It’s about time you came to our practice! To what do we owe this pleasure?” He grinned from ear to ear, both arms on his side. 

Ugh, shortcake. Why the heck is this guy so obsessed with the nickname? In all fairness, you weren’t enjoying the nickname he gave you. A girl in your class said that you are lucky to be called that. What is that supposed to mean? Lucky? 

You rolled your eyes slightly at him, “Iwa dragged me here. I was stranded in the rain and he just came to get me here.”

Oikawa huffed, “That’s so sweet. Oh, don’t worry. You can sit on the bench, our coaches really don’t mind someone’s watching our practices. I'll just tell them you are Iwa-chan’s girlfriend!”

You looked at Oikawa in disbelief, meanwhile, Iwaizumi smacked Oikawa's arms as hard as he could. Oikawa whined in pain but he’s so used to getting hit by Iwaizumi a lot. It didn’t really hurt as it used to. Plus, it wasn’t really that hard. Oikawa then winked at you before he left for practice.

Iwaizumi then threw his jacket at you. “Wear this if you’re still cold” was all he said before he got back in the court. Not drape, but throw. He basically threw his jacket on your face and your vision turned black that it turned you speechless by his action. 

A small scoff escaped your mouth as you watched him take long strides to get back to his team. You spotted the bench Oikawa was telling you earlier and headed to the seat. It was awkward to make yourself comfortable in the new place. Iwaizumi’s jacket has a faint smell of mint and bubblegum. You couldn’t help but grin at the thought of the tough guy eating bubblegum. It’s so unlike him, given his exterior. But you still held onto his jacket on your lap the entire time you were watching them practising.

While enjoying yourself watching them train, a thought crossed your mind. “How would they react if they knew your ex-boyfriend is their opponent they can’t win against?” It’s conflicting! You brought your hands to your face while trying to remain calm. Semi was your ex-boyfriend and that won’t be a problem, right?

The practice ended at 7 and everyone went straight to clean up the court. You felt guilty for not doing anything, so you approached one of them and asked if you could help. The kind junior told you it’s okay but you were stubborn. At last, you helped him to keep the ball bins in the storage room.

Later on, Iwaizumi walked into the storage room and bumped into you. “Oi, what are you doing here? Weren’t you supposed to sit on the bench?”

You scoffed, “I felt bad just sitting around doing nothing so I offered them my help. It doesn’t matter at all, Iwa. Oh, do you think the rain has stopped? Because I really need to get home.” You looked at him with a sympathetic look. 

Iwaizumi examined your expression. Looks like you really had to go home as if your life depended on it. He then shrugged his shoulders, “I don’t know. Why don’t you go outside and take a rain check?” 

He turned his heels around and to his surprise, the door was closed. Weird. The door was left slightly ajar earlier. In panic, he turned the doorknob and guess what? It was locked because the door could only be opened from the outside! God, who the hell did this at this godly hour? It was getting late and he needed you to get home safely. 

Iwaizumi tried turning the doorknob again but it remained locked. He didn’t have his phone with him, neither did you. You panicked because you were trapped in this small room with Iwaizumi. The awkward tension is just indescribable between both of you. 

“Did they think we left early?” you spoke up, trying to figure out why the door was locked in the first place. Maybe it's broken? Ah, who the hell knows. Right now, the probability of not getting out is very high. And the chances of not getting home are high too, which is worse. 

Iwaizumi shrugged his shoulders, groaning in frustration. “Maybe. God, I don't have my phone with me. I left it at home. How about you?”

You shook your head. “Me neither! My phone is on the bench… and it's silent too.” 

“There's no way we can break this door, right? It's the school’s property. I’ll be penalised for it,” Iwaizumi tried to figure out something as he tried turning the doorknob once again.

You shook your head once again, “No, we can’t break the door. You always go home with Oikawa, right? He must notice that you’re missing. Let’s just wait until he comes here and rescues us.” 

Oikawa, on the other hand, thought both of you guys had left together without him. He walked home without even thinking of checking on Iwaizumi because the brunette really thought that he had gone home first. Oikawa’s always the last person to leave the gym and the club room. And when he didn’t spot Iwaizumi anywhere, he assumed his friend left early. 

You sat on the cold floor, not bothered to look at Iwaizumi as you had given up on escaping the storage room even though it was quite dusty and stuffy. You looked around to try finding an exercise mat so you could lay down comfortably. 

“Ah! There it is!” you exclaimed as you spotted the exercise mat. You grabbed it and laid it on the ground. Iwaizumi’s eyes were trailing your every movement. He found it extremely appealing that you managed to stay cool in a situation like this. If he were to trap alone, the door would be broken in a split of a second. But he’s with you, at least he is not alone.

“Just take the exercise mat if you want to sit on the ground,” you said as you pointed your finger to another exercise mat. Iwaizumi just nodded as he grabbed another one and laid it in front of yours. He stared at you and you cocked your eyebrows at him. 

“How do you even manage to stay cool when we are trapped in this place? I am surprised that you are adapting… well,” Iwaizumi asked, not understanding how you managed to play it off as if nothing happened. He was panicking inside but he didn’t want to terrify you furthermore. The urge to become a bigger person was too strong, so he tried to play it cool. 

His question made you snort a laughter. “I don't know. Maybe it’s better to be in here rather than being in a place you want to run away from, don’t you think so?” 

Iwaizumi frowned, “What do you mean? Weren’t you the one who was asking to go home all the time? It’s like… your life depends on it. Why the rush?” 

You scoffed, “What… No! I never went home straight after school. I went to- uh, work.” 

Lies! You weren’t working any part-time jobs, it was all a ruse. The truth is, you never went home straight because you wanted to feel less lonely, so you made your way to the park and stayed there doing your homework. 

“Are you working part-time?” Iwaizumi asked, as he noticed your eyes wandered around the storage room while you were saying something.

Your words came to falter. “Uh. no, actually. Sorry, I lied just now. I- uh, never went home directly after school because my mother is rarely at home. She's a surgeon, by the way. I'm an only child, so you can imagine how lonely it feels.”

Iwaizumi understood your situation. He is an only child himself, but his parents are always there for him. He must say that his parents are the most supportive people in his life and he’s always thankful for that.

"How about your father? Is he rarely at home too?" Iwaizumi asked. He looked at your once delighted face and turned sour. Did he ask you the wrong question? Crap. Why didn’t he think of it sooner? He noticed that you never mentioned anything about your father. 

"My dad passed away a few years ago," you mumbled softly, your lips forming a small smile trying to not be sad over the fact that he's long gone and left you alone in this cruel world, all helpless without any parental guidance and your mother was emotionally unavailable most of the time.

“I'm sorry. I-i didn't know that. So, um, your mother is a surgeon? You must be good at studying, then,” Iwaizumi complimented. He was nervous if he couldn’t find the right words to say. You smirked at his compliment, “Not really. My mom and late dad really want me to be a doctor one day, even though I feel like I don't want to.”

You paused for a moment, it feels weird to open up to Iwaizumi all of sudden. He didn’t know a thing about you before this moment. No one ever knows except Yuuji and well, Semi. You let out a soft chuckle, “I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be so vulnerable with you.” 

Iwaizumi shook his head, assuring you that it was fine. “I don't really mind if you want to share your stories with me. I'm a great listener, by the way, even though I can't do much. The best I can do is to listen, right?"

You smiled bitterly. That’s how you opened up to Semi once ago. But now it was all in the previous pages either left to be forgotten or left to be in your mind forever. 

“May I know why I feel like you hate volleyball?” Iwaizumi asked. “No offence! I just felt like it. No pressure to answer, though.” 

You gave him a scoff in return as you awkwardly scratched the back of your neck. His question was on pause for a moment. “Don’t judge me for whatever I’m about to tell you,” you warned.

Iwaizumi raised his eyebrows and nodded. He isn’t a judgemental person. He’s the type of guy that practices you do you, i mind my own business. 

“Good. Okay so, my ex-boyfriend plays volleyball. He asked for a breakup because he told me he wanted to focus more on volleyball and his studies, even though I told him it doesn’t matter between us,” you explained. Iwaizumi was getting along with you so far, so he asked you to continue. 

“I don't hate volleyball. I just… feel devastated that my ex-boyfriend chose volleyball over me. But I understood his passion for it. It’s just, uh, we have become distant ever since then,” you added.

Iwaizumi nodded as he understood your situation. In his defence, he knows a guy who prioritises volleyball over anything and he can view it from both sides. “So, your ex goes to which school? Who knows if I know him.”

You let out a nervous chuckle and cleared your throat, “He goes to Shiratorizawa Academy. He plays the setter if I'm not mistaken.” 

His jaw dropped as soon as you told him. “Wow, that’s just- unexpected. Is his jersey the number #3? I forgot his name already. Wait a sec, oh! It’s Semi isn’t it?”

Bingo. Iwaizumi knows your ex-boyfriend and even knows his name. That just proved how strong the rivalry between these two schools. 

You nodded, “Yeah, his name is Semi Eita. You knew him?”

“Of course, who wouldn’t? Shiratorizawa is like our greatest rival. If oikawa knows this, he would be enraged!” Iwaizumi scoffed, feeling funny at the sudden thought of Oikawa throwing fists once he finds out about your ex, Semi.

The guy he quotes unquote, so popular among the ladies. Perhaps the brunette was just jealous. 

“So, what happened between you guys, if you don’t mind telling me?” Iwaizumi asked, only because you looked moody. He assumed you wanted someone to just listen attentively.

You sighed. “We broke up on the day we met at the party. That's why I went to the party and you know- hooked up with you. Ah! That was so uncalled for. One thing about my relationship with Semi is, I’ll always go back to him when he looks for me. It’s like a magnet, I'll never be able to leave him. It’s kind of tiring when every time we argue, we’ll always end up..you know... having sex. It's frustrating because I feel like we’ll never have closure. God damn, I'm so sorry Iwa. I shouldn't have told you this.”

You wiped the single tear that rolled down on your cheek with the back of your hand while laughing awkwardly.

Iwaizumi scoffed, it is so unlike you to apologise so many times. “You don’t have to feel sorry. It’s not healthy for things to end up not having a proper closure, you know?”

You nodded, agreed with his opinion. You let out a deep sigh as you brought your hands to cup your face. “Don’t get me wrong. Our relationship was so rocky way before the day we broke up on the day of the party. He barely talked to me for the past few weeks and asked for a break up out of the blue. Which is why I was so fucked up that night.” 

Iwaizumi pitied you, really he did. He didn’t know how to comfort you right at that moment. He went through a patchy break up too and he was a mess for the first few weeks. It was hell. Every second of it was a disaster. He didn’t know how he managed to get back on his feet and continued as if his ex didn’t even exist. 

You looked up at him and burst into a soft chuckle, “I can't believe I ended up telling you about my secrets. Don’t tell anyone, will you? I have a reputation to take care of.”

Iwaizumi burst into laughter as he heard you made a joke at the end of your sentence. “No, I won't tell anyone.”

You gave him a small smile. “Tell me about yourself, dude.”

Iwaizumi burst into laughter again, feeling embarrassed when you called him ‘dude’. “Where do I start?” he asked before beginning talking about himself and his family. Not to forget to add about his friendship with Oikawa and how he always puts him back in his place. 

In your opinion, their friendship is something that you admire. The kind of friendship you wished you had with the same gender. Yuuji is all about the good and fun friend, but he doesn’t really get girls the way that girls get girls. Sometimes it’s frustrating to explain how you feel just so he could understand what you are trying to say. Maybe being boys is easier because they tend to bottle up their emotions and let it be. 

You excused yourself to stretch your body and Iwaizumi allowed you while he continued telling you about his family. Sitting on the thin mat gave a sharp pain on your ass so you opted to stand in front of him while leaning your back against the wall. Iwaizumi didn’t want to be disrespectful so he got up too, following your lead. Except that he chose to stand across you so you guys could see each other eye-to-eye. 

You were lost by the sound of Iwaizumi’s voice. You found him very charming. He's manly and sweet. You felt like you could go on with your day just by listening to his voice. By the sudden realisation, you finally came back to earth. Bringing a hand to your face, you finally snapped out of your thoughts.

“Are you okay?” Iwaizumi asked after he caught you slapping yourself in the face a few times. You nodded nervously, hoping he didn’t notice you were staring at him the entire time. 

Both of you exchanged looks for a while. The air in the atmosphere turned thicker and weirder . The kind of air that just drives you crazy and makes bad decisions. 

You didn’t know what had gotten into you at the moment— blame it on the air, you purposely leaned in and kissed Iwaizumi on the lips. Iwaizumi, of course, was taken aback by your sudden action, but he didn’t pull the kiss away. Instead, he pulled you onto him. It felt different this time because both of you were sober, not intoxicated like the other night.

His tongue grazed over your bottom lip softly, asking for entrance. You let his tongue roam free in your mouth. God, did it feel good. Your hands travelled to his ripped back. His thin jersey enabled you to feel every inch of his back muscles. Iwaizumi’s hand was on your neck while the other hand was gripping your waist, holding you for support.

“Do you want this?” Iwaizumi’s raspy voice filled your ears and sent shivers down to your spine. You locked eyes with him, gulping away the nervousness. “Yes, Iwa. I want you.”

Those three words are deadlier than the other three words. Iwaizumi couldn’t resist you either. There was an indescribable feeling between both of you that seemed to get lost over time and all of a sudden, you guys were kissing each other. What would other people call this feeling? Sexual tension? 

Iwaizumi held you against the wall, your hands gripping on his shoulders while your legs hugged his waist tightly. His passionate kiss went back to kissing you and sucking on your neck, leaving deep purple marks all over your neck and shoulder. 

You couldn’t care less about the marks. They could be covered up by concealers. Right now, your focus was on the man supporting your body against the well. You moaned in pleasure, “Ah it tickles, Iwa!”

You could feel Iwaizumi smirking in between the kisses. His hands slowly travelled to your thighs, causing you to elicit another moan in his ears. “What if they find us here?” you asked worriedly.

“It'll take them some time. Trust me, princess,” Iwaizumi assured before he trailed his hands over your thighs. His veiny hands gripped on your flesh and squeezed it, “Say you want me now,” Iwaizumi commanded. It was not a wish but rather a command. That alone was enough to make your knees tremble in fear. 

Your lips shook, “I want you. I want you to touch me, Iwa. I want you so bad. Please .” 

Iwaizumi could hear the slight tremble at the end of your sentence. Before he let you speak again, the man smirked in satisfaction as he got you to plead to him. Now you earned your pleas. His hand slowly pulled your skirt down to your legs and threw it on the floor. Your bare legs were brought up to his waist again.

“Strip,” Iwaizumi said with his raspy voice. He looked sexy with his swollen and red lips. You took off your school shirt with ease and threw your hands over his shoulders. Next, it was your turn to pull the hem of Iwaizumi’s shirt and take it off of him, revealing a well-toned set of abs. Your hands were quick to touch every inch of him.

“I feel like I've missed this,” you teased as you playfully traced his jawline with your fingers. Iwaizumi smirked but he yanked your hands away and gripped them above your head. He heard a loud gasp coming from your pretty little mouth. 

“Do not play with fire, princess,” Iwaizumi warned as he undid your bra. You gulped your saliva when you noticed his gaze turned dark. You went silent for a moment. 

“Good. You listen to me well,” Iwaizumi teased. His mouth reached down to your perky nipples. His hot breath fanned over the sensitive buds before wrapping his lips around your perky nipples. “Ah- Iwa!” you jolted at the sudden sensation. 

Iwaizumi grinned slyly at your whimpers. His hand fondled your breasts, licking and pinching your nipples with his index and middle finger. His mouth captured your nipple while his other hand fondled your breast gently. 

You were too deep in lust to be focusing on the locked inside the equipment room situation. Iwaizumi’s mouth was a heaven-sent. He was so great at it. 

“Have you always been like this with your ex, huh?” Iwaizumi groaned. Your mind wasn’t thinking straight, so you quickly said no, denying his words. Truth be told, you almost forgot how it felt with Semi once you got a taste of how it’s like with Iwaizumi. 

“How about this? Did Semi make you feel good like I do, hm?” Iwaizumi asked as he slid two fingers inside your wet cunt easily. No warning, nothing. He just slid his two fingers in your already wet pussy and it just glided without restriction. It’s like you were eager to have him.

Your body jolted a little as his fingers stretched you out. He rubbed his thumb on your clit, sending you over the edge, “Answer me, princess.”

“N-no. I fo-forgot how it feels like with him,” you answered, voice almost whiny and was barely audible.

Iwaizumi smirked. “Good answer, princess.” 

He lifted one of your legs, his fingers remained pumping in and out of your wet cunt. With a scissoring motion, his fingers curled deep inside your cunt as his knuckles bumped on your sensitive clit repeatedly. The friction made your toes curl, feet becoming colder each second. The tight coil started forming in your stomach and anytime from now on, you could have your first release. 

You moaned when you felt your orgasm building up in your lower body, “Shit, Iwa! I need to c-cum!” You dug your nails on his skin when he continuously thrust his fingers into your dripping cunt without stopping. He was eager at making you come and wouldn’t stop until your juice leaked out. 

“Cum all you want, princess,” he gritted through his teeth. His thumb circled your clit at a pace that made your head spin before a tight knot was felt in your stomach as the first orgasm wave hit you. The strong hit finally washed over you, instantly leaving you breathless. 

You let out a deep breath after it hit you. “Shit that was intense,” you murmured. “I want more, please, Iwa,” you begged. iwaizumi loves it when you beg for him.

You kissed him again, this time more passionately and sensually than before. Your hands moved to the band of his shorts and tugged it down for him to remove his shorts completely. When Iwaizumi finally removed his shorts, your hands slowly travelled to the visible bulge on his boxer. Iwaizumi let you enjoy your view for a while. 

“You are eager, don’t you?” you teased. Iwaizumi pinched the inner of your thighs as a punishment for teasing him. You winced in pain, but he wasn’t stopping you from going down on him.

Without stalling your time, you immediately got on your knees and pulled the band of his boxer down his legs. His cock sprang free that it slapped his lower abdomen. A soft chuckle escaped past your lips. Iwaizumi’s dick is healthy and god you weren’t startled by his girth. The red tip was beaded with precum, and you took the small matter into your hands and used your tongue to lick it clean. Iwaizumi slightly groaned when your tongue made contact with his cock.

“Do you like that?” you asked more as you held his hard cock in your hand. You hollowed your cheeks as you were taking his length slowly and you weren’t even halfway in. You almost gagged by his size. With a shallow breath, you tried to take his cock to the base with your mouth.

Iwaizumi gripped onto your hair as he fucked your throat. “Fuck. You feel so good,” you mumbled incoherently while trying to breathe through your nose. Your eyes were filled with tears and you were an absolute mess from deepthroating Iwaizumi.

He looked down and your doe eyes were staring up at him with tears welling up in the corner of your eyes. Your cheeks were full from his size alone. Drools were all over your chin from the corner of your lips. He would be damned if this view wasn’t turning him on even more. He just wanted to pull you and slam you against the wall before he fucks you senselessly. 

Then, you felt his body tensed, taking hints that he was about to reach his high. “I-i’m gonna come,” you heard Iwaizumi’s groan as you quickly pulled away from his cock and pumped his hard cock with your hand. He panted heavily, hands fisting around your hair. Your hand wouldn’t stop pumping his cock in your hand until the man finally gave in to his orgasm. Thick spurts of cum smeared on your face. Iwaizumi had to take note that it was his first time to cum on your face. Your eyes were shut but you used your fingers to lick the warm liquid on your face.

Iwaizumi didn’t let you catch a break. He then pinned you against the wall again with your legs hugging his waist for support. “Iwa, please. Fuck me,” you begged. The sexual tension was too hard to resist and there was no way in hell you would give up on wanting more out of him.

“How do you like it, hm, princess ?” Iwaizumi hummed. He thinks he loves calling you princess ever since the night of the party. He doesn’t know why… he just loves it. 

“Please, just fuck me however you want,” you cried. It didn’t take Iwaizumi too long to please you. He aligned himself at your entrance, his hard cock slowly penetrating your cunt. You cursed under your breath at how big he is.

“Ah- Iwa! Your dick… fuck it’s- so g-good!” you moaned as your wall was stretching around his cock, sucking him in just real nice and slow. 

“Did Semi fuck you like this before? Hm? Did he fuck you this good like I do?” Iwaizumi groaned. He didn’t know how it slipped his mouth. He just got a little bit angry that there was a man before him and worse, you love him. Fuck this feeling, Iwaizumi didn’t have time to deal with romantic feelings. This is just some stupid tricks his brain was trying to fool him. 

You shook your head while trying to catch your next orgasm. “N-no.”

Iwaizumi’s thrust was harder and faster than the other night. His pace could make you see the stars and send you to heaven. It was THAT good. The sound of skin slapping against skin and moans were filling the equipment room. Iwaizumi continued to relentlessly fucked your cunt. God, you made him lightheaded. “Your pussy is taking me well, princess. You’re desperate for me. Aw, look at how tight you are clenching around me,” he groaned again.

Dirty talks aren’t really your expertise, you may say. But, Iwaizumi was the opposite. He knows how to rile up his partner in bed… and outside of the bedroom. You kept nodding at his words, agreeing when he called you desperate. His name continuously slipped out of your mouth. "Fuck, fuck, you feel so fucking good, Iwa" you moaned. Your nails digging into his skin, leaving marks on it until the next few days.

“Shit- I’m going to come,” you cried. Iwaizumi let out a soft groan, “Fuck, come for me, princess,” his thumb reaching for your clit and flicked on the bundle of nerves that let out a high-pitched scream from your mouth. 

Both of you were trying to catch your orgasms together as the pants were getting heavier by each second. To your defeat, you came first before the man came inside of you, painting your walls with thick cum. 

“Shit, condoms!” he cursed under his breath as he looked at you, panicked. “No worries. I’m on birth control,” you calmed him down.

He let out a relieved sigh as he pulled out after coming into you. “That was nice,” he said before putting his clothes back on. You nodded while trying to catch your breath. “Must admit that it was.” 

Both of you exchanged looks and laughed afterwards. “Are they seriously not coming to rescue us? And, Oikawa literally has no idea that we are trapped, isn’t he?” 

Iwaizumi chuckled. Sometimes, Oikawa can be dense and clueless so today must be it. “They will. Trust me. There’ll be someone who will rescue us.” 

You felt at peace after being assured. A thought crossed your mind and you pondered on it. “Hm, Iwa. This is a weird request, but would you be interested in being friends with benefits?” you asked bluntly.

Iwaizumi's jaw dropped upon hearing your weird request. Friends with benefits? He heard some people don’t really like how it turns out but Iwaizumi wants nothing more than just a sex without feelings involved right now. Maybe he can be okay with it. “With you?” was all he could say at the moment.

You nodded furiously. “Do you want to? If you’d like.”

Iwaizumi scratched the back of his neck nervously. He didn’t know what he got himself into but trying new things won’t hurt him either. “What do you think?”

“I think it has always been that way ever since we hooked up. Don’t you think so?” you exclaimed. Fun fact, you know you can’t let go of him for the casual sex which is why you proposed the idea of being friends with benefits. Other than that, you want less headaches from hooking up with random strangers. 

“If you think that way, then let’s be friends with benefits from now on,” Iwaizumi agreed. 

One mission accomplished successfully. You smirked at him, “Good!”

After about 2 and a half-hour of being trapped inside the equipment room, the patrol finally came to rescue you guys. He was making rounds when he saw the lights from the equipment room. He knew the volleyball team always switches them off before leaving. 

“I saw someone left their bags outside. I didn't know you guys were trapped in here. Are you guys okay?” the patrol asked as he unlocked the door for you guys to come out of the equipment room. 

Iwaizumi and you exchanged dirty looks. Both of you nodded saying you guys are fine. Hopefully, the patrol won’t suspect anything suspicious. 

“See you tomorrow,” you said to Iwaizumi as you parted ways with him.

He smirked. “Well, see you tomorrow too.”

taglist: @littlemochi​ @bakamuraaa​

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu!! x reader #hq x reader #haikyuu smut #hq smut #haikyuu!! smut #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi hajime x reader #iwaizumi hajime smut #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi smut #[💭]. ain’t my fault

[oniku-niku]

➢ Couple Watches

↳ Oikawa Tooru | Kageyama Tobio | Kuroo Tetsuro | Iwaizumi Hajime | Tsukishima Kei | Kenma Kozume Warnings} just straight up fluffy texts from ur boyfriends

A/N: Brain no want to worky on school stuff so here u go <3

[Blog Master List]

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[rae-is-typing]

In Which He Accidentally Confesses || Asahi, Iwaizumi

Notes: huge thanks to @millenialfanfictionaddiction​​ for proof reading!!

Description: he accidentally confesses his feelings

Warnings: swearing, iwa is insecure, asahi catastrophizes and then runs into a door

Image count: 10

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Azumane Asahi

Iwaizumi Hajime

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[atsumulogy]

NAVIGATION | RULES | ASK BOX

REMINDER: READ RULES BEFORE REQUESTING!

→ GENERAL (VARIOUS + SCENARIOS)

KDRAMA CLICHÉS + HQ BOYS.

WHEN YOUR CO-WORKER CALLS HIMSELF YOUR “WORK HUSBAND”. (OIKAWA, ATSUMU, IWAIZUMI)

HANDS + HQ BOYS.

→ FICS

SERIES OF SPIDER-MAN!KUROO AU MOMENTS.

synopsis: a collection of spider-man!kuroo au moments with you as his very own mj / gwen stacy.

WHO’S DADDY? PRANK WITH YOUR DAUGHTER FEAT. DAD!ATSUMU.

synopsis: dad!atsumu and uncle!osamu play a little harmless prank on your daughter in which they confuse her on who’s her actual daddy.

→ DRABBLE + BLURBS

WHEN I DIE. (ATSUMU)

→ SMAU / FAKE TEXTS

WHEN YOU CALL HIM “DUDE / BRO”. (SUNA, OIKAWA, TSUKISHIMA)

ASKING YOUR BOYFRIEND TO BACK YOU UP IN A FIGHT. (OIKAWA, OSAMU)

THANKING HIM FOR FLOWERS HE DIDN’T SEND PRANK. (OIKAWA, TSUKISHIMA, ATSUMU)

© ATSUMULOGY. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. STRICTLY NO PLAGIARISM & REPOSTING OF MY CONTENT!

#haikyuu masterlist #naia.hqmlist #updated: 11 / 05 / 22

[moonlit-mizukage]

Chapter twelve

SUMMARY: Everything seems to be as normal as can be in Shiratorizawa's gang until Tendou's little sister, Y/n, meets a mysterious man named Iwaizumi. Iwaizumi is the right hand man of Seijoh. The two are quick to discover their true identities but continue meeting up I secret. Soon Iwaizumi develops feeling for Y/n and takes her back to his home. Matsukawa and Hanamaki unexpectedly make a visit to his home when they catch the two in bed together. Matsukawa is quick to recognize the face of Tendou Y/n. What will happen to Iwaizumi and Y/n? What happens when Oikawa finds out? Or worse, when Tendou finds out?

Trigger Warnings: swearing, violence, blood, knives, please keep in mind this is a gang au!

Taglist: open! Dm or comment to be added!

An: Sorry this stories been on Hiatus so long. My health hasn't been good at all but I'm back and better now :)

Y/n waited outside the classroom for Iwaizumi. She texted him with the information and where to find the class. Y/n was also looking to make sure Aone came by today or she’s screwed. 

Iwaizumi walked up to the campus door closest to her classroom. He walked inside the building and walked up to Y/n. 

“Hey Y/n.” He said. Y/n jumped a little for show.

“Sorry, I haven’t seen him yet so I was a little scared when you called me just now.” Y/n fake confessed. If there was one thing they were good at, it would be lying. 

“It’s okay.” He pulled her in for a hug kissing the top of her head. 

Y/n was surprised by the random show of affection he did with her given the situation at hand. 

Iwaizumi pulled back. 

“Shall we go inside?” He asked. 

Y/n nodded as she walked inside the room.

It wasn’t long after Aone had come into the room. She pulled Iwaizumi’s sleeve. She motioned towards Aone with her eyes mouthing the word to him. Iwaizumi felt himself grow mad. He stayed seated though as the lecture went on. Iwaizumi couldn't think of a single thing besides killing this guy at that moment.

The lecture ended a few hours later as Iwaizumi and Y/n left the room. Iwaizumi couldn’t help but feel as if someone was following them. He led Y/n outside to a secluded area. Out of the corner of his eye he saw Aone’s brute build. Iwaizumi paid close attention to Aone seeing him stare and take what he assumed was a few pictures. 

After a couple hours, class ended and Y/n pulled Iwaizumi off to the sides. 

“I think he took more pictures of me.” Y/n said, doing her best to make it believable.  

“I definitely saw him take pictures.” Iwaizumi said. 

What Iwaizumi didn’t know was that they prepped for this situation last night. They bought a new phone and loaded it with pictures, notes, and Y/n’s address. Aone’s new phone contained almost everything about Y/n except she was Shiratorizawa. Shirabu, Goshiki and Y/n prepared for the worst. 

Iwaizumi began to walk from the room and follow Aone. He noticed Aone stopped and sat down. Iwaizumi told y/n to go ahead of him this time just to see how deep it goes. 

Aone followed Y/n through the building while Iwaizumi followed him. 

Y/n stood in line for food, Aone ordered exactly what she got, even went to the same cashier. Iwaizumi had enough.

“Hey buddy!” He shouted. Aone remained expressionless. “What the hell do you want with Y/n?” He asked as he stood in front of him now in the eating area. 

“Who?” Aone played dumb.

“Don’t play dumb or I will pound your face in!” Iwaizumi threatened. 

“I like her, there’s nothing wrong with that.”

“You stalked her! I know cause I followed you!” 

 “So you stalked me?” Aone asked. 

Iwaizumi didn’t have a valid response so he grabbed Aone by the shirt and pulled him up from his seat. Aone growled. Iwaizumi pulled him really close to his face. 

“Leave her alone or I will deal with you.” He warned. 

“No.” Aone said, “I am not bothering her, I never approach her, so she's fine.”

“She’s terrified of you!!” Iwaizumi said. “You probably stalk her at home too, don’t you?” Aone remained silent. Iwaizumi grabbed his phone off the table, letting go of his shirt. “Unlock this!” Iwaizumi demanded. 

“No.” Aone said simply. 

Iwaizumi noticed it was a 4 number passcode. He typed Y/n’s birth year, it was wrong. He thought long and hard. Aone tried to grab the phone from his hand as Y/n finally walked up. She grabbed the phone and punched in 4 numbers. The phone unlocked. She stood there shocked.

“What did you type?” Iwaizumi asked. 

“1113…..The date of my dads death….” Y/n was frightened, pretending to be like how he would know.

Iwaizumi was falling for the scam. He pulled the phone out of Y/n’s hand and opened the photos. There were over 1500 photos of Y/n. Some at school, the store, in a car from far away and the worst, photos of her sleeping in bed through her window. 

“How the hell did you get these photos?” Iwaizumi snapped. 

“I did my research.” Aone said. 

“This isn’t research! You're a creep!” Iwaizumi went to grab ahold of him again but Y/n stepped in between them. 

“Aone, how do you know the date of the father’s death?” She asked, she was visibly shaking.

“I did my research on you, Y/n. I think we should be together. I know you and this guy aren't official.” He said. 

Iwaizumi let out a low growl. 

“How dare you! You better leave my girlfriend alone or I will personally kill you!” Iwaizumi snapped.  

“Girlfriend? Ha. I know she's nothing more then a fuck to you.” Aone said. 

Iwaizumi grabbed his shirt collar once again and ripped him up to his face. 

“Shut. The. Fuck. Up!” He growled in his face. Iwazumi pulled out a knife. People started to run away from around them, leaving it to be just the three. 

“What the fuck?” Aone raised his hands in defense. “Y/n I didn’t agree to this.” 

“Agree to what?” Iwaizumi snapped. 

Aone ripped his hand off his collar and backed away. 

“Ushijima will be hearing about this.” Aone said before running off. 

Iwaizumi turned to y/n, eyes wide and full of panic. 

“Did he say Ushijima, as in the leader of Shiratorizawa?” He asked. 

Y/n stood in pure shock. Iwaizumi looked to Aone as he began to chase him down, wanting more information. 

Shirabu, Goshiki, Kindachi and Kunimi approached her. 

“Are you okay? What’s going on?” Shirabu asked. 

“Hajime… he just found out……” 

“Found out what?” Goshiki asked with a gulp. 

“About our secret.” Y/n said 

Shirabu and Goshiki looked terrified.

Masterlist

Taglist: @universal-s1ut @what-dose-nani-mean @johnnysactualgf @dontmindtheevie @opchara

#haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x you #haikyuu x y/n #haikyuu smau #haikyuu fanfiction #haikyuu fluff #haikyuu mafia #haikyuu mafia au #iwaizumi fanfic #iwaizumi imagine #iwaizumi x reader #haikyuu iwaizumi #iwaizumi hajime #iwaizumi fluff #hq iwaizumi

[akaashism]

AtuOi beef @ the all-star game and Atsumu trying to turn everyone against Oikawa immediately has so much comedic potential.

He tries to get Hinata to break his friendship with Oikawa. It's just like:

Atsumu: It is shameful you are friends with someone who hurt your boyfriend/best friend so much in middle school

Hinata: Tobio is okay with it–

Atsumu: SHAMEFUL I SAY!

He tells Iwaizumi he can do better than Oikawa (and nearly gets punched in the face).

He organises bitching sessions with Kageyama (it's very one-sided. Kageyama is texting Hinata or watching volleyball videos the whole time. Atsumu is FURIOUS they aren't bonding over their shared hatred of Oikawa.)

Atsumu: And the way he thinks he is so much better than everyone else? Imagine being so obnoxious, I could never –

Kageyama: *doesn't hear a word* *is literally making bets with Hinata on FaceTime*

Atsumu: You are dead to me.

So he tries his luck with Ushijima instead but that turns out even worse.

Ushijima: Oh, Oikawa? He is an excellent setter, he brings out the best in every team. If he'd gone to my school–

Atsumu: OH MY GOD!!!

Sakusa has locked him out of the room after the first night and refuses to entertain him.

Atsumu: Don't you just hate it when he calls you Kiyo-chan? Omi-Omi is so much cuter. He will never understand you like I do.

Sakusa: It's 3:16 in the morning

Atsumu: ily

Sakusa: die

Osamu blocked his number. Suna simply starts recording his anti-Oikawa rants and Atsumu is 77% sure at least one of them is up on the internet. Bokuto is a lost cause because he met Oikawa once and is already a fan. Hoshiumi would be a perfect candidate but he has his own Jackals/Adlers beef with Atsumu to fulfill and just starts growling whenever they cross paths.

Aran hears him out once and wants to fake his death within 15 minutes.

Yaku hates Oikawa but he hates Atsumu too. Inunaki is a sadist and enjoys Atsumu's suffering.

Atsumu is miserable. Oikawa is winning for now.

(Feel free to add more.)

#atsumu is such a funny character when he's losing at something #i have so many thoughts about this new one shot and all the character dynamic #this is even better than the chaos of jnt #miya atsumu #oikawa tooru #hinata shouyou #kageyama tobio #iwaizumi hajime #ushijima wakatoshi #sakusa kiyoomi #miya osamu #suna rintarou #bokuto koutarou #hoshiumi kourai #ojiro aran #yaku morisuke #inunaki shion #atsuoi #kagehina #iwaoi #sakuatsu #haikyuu!! #hq #sim talks hq

[scarfwrites]

Code Red (To Mend a Broken Heart Part 4)

❅ Iwaizumi x Singer Fem!Reader

❅Format: Fluff, Crack, Angst

❅Warning: suggestive jokes

❅Authors Note: Angst is starting get ready

“Do you think she likes him” Iwaizumi said quietly

“Hmmm hard to say” Oikawa says thinking

“That doesn't answer my question” Iwaizumi scowled

“Well I'm not some genie it's hard to tell when she's denser than air” Oikawa retorts back as Iwaizumi goes quiet again

“Hey I know you feel about her we're rooting for you” Oikawa said trying to cheer him up

“Shut up your making me feel more depressed” he replied

“HEY I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU” he whined

Weeks pass bye and you've been hanging out with Daisuke more often

“Who's little miss y/n texting again” Maki teased

“No one and stop calling me that” you said as you put your phone down

“You know it's very rude to text while people are eating with you” Oikawa whined as he ate

“It's also very rude to eat while you're talking” you scoff

“She got you there” matsun snickered to which Oikawa glared

“Shut up” he yelled

Iwaizumi was eating quietly amidst the chaos

“Are you alright Zumi?” you asked

“Hmm? Yea why?” He replied quietly

“Well you're really quiet and you haven't said anything bad about Oikawa” you continued getting a hey! from Oikawa

“I quite like not being made fun of thank you very much” he said angrily

“Well we don’t” Maki and Matsun said in unison earning a glare from Oikawa

“It's nothing” he replied nonchalantly

“Are you sure?” You asked

“Yeah I'm fine no need to worry” he smiled

“Well if you need anything you can ask us right guys?” you said

“Yeah” they said pretending to be oblivious to what was going on

“Hey Y/N” you hear Daisuke call out to you

“Oh hey what's up” you said turning your head

“Nothing much just wanted to know if you wanted me to walk you home again” he smiled

“Oh no need I'm walking home with Zumi and Oikawa” you smiled as Iwaizumi and Oikawa walk up to you

“Yeah you can hurry off and do whatever the hell you do” Oikawa said as you elbow his arm

“Hey don't be rude” you said giving him a glare

“No it's alright I wasn't offended” he faked a smile as Oikawa scoffed

“See you tomorrow” you wave at him

“Bye” he waves back as you leave Iwaizumi catches Daisuke glaring at him

“Hey Iwa-chan were leaving” Oikawa yells

“Yeah yeah whatever shittykawa” he scowled

“Alright that's enough you two” you say lighting smacking their backs as you all walked home

Masterlist

#iwaizumi fluff #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu x reader fluff #iwaizumi x reader #iwaizumi fanfic #iwaizumi fic #hq x reader #hq x you #haikyuu x you #iwaizumi smau #hq fluff #haikyuu angst #haikyuu fluff #iwaizumi angst