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quitesins · 2 years
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Can I hold your dick while you pee?
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Masterlist
Katsuki | Izuku | Shouto | Kirishima | Sero | Denki | Shinsou
Tags: Nsfw??? Fem!reader, aged up characters, The title should say enough about what this entails of, so gross humour unfortunately, sorry no readmore option it always fucks up my smau posts
I saw a meme on Twitter about this and thought it was funny
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fairly-pink · 10 months
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Telling MHA boys you don’t feel good
Characters: Shoto, Katsuku, Kirishima & Izuku ❣️
A/n: it’s been months since i’ve posted & i randomly got the motivation to post this lmao
warnings: none
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izukuisbaby · 2 years
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⊹˚.⋆ TEXTING YOUR BOYFRIEND - IZUKU MIDORIYA
୭ flora's notes : after escaping from death once again this is finally out ! I'm so grateful for the lovely babes who helped me making this @wingekprincessproffssor @anxiousmomfriend @angstyb1tch AND BAD NEWS the new form was ew but I'm working on it, old one for now !
୭ infos : female and gn reader friendly, reader has a standard "feminine" style 💓
m.list | comment if u enjoyed ! i value interacting with u all so much<3
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© izukuisbaby. do not copy, modify, translate, repost or take my ideas/concept without giving credits but comments, feedback, reblogs and asks are very much welcome !
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shojislady · 9 months
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2. SO SCANDALOUS
"-ess.. princess. wake up, we need to get ready. kacchans making pancakes right now."
grumbling, she turns over to look at her clock. it's 10:15am, izuku let her sleep in a bit. today, the class was going out to the mall then the arcade to have class bonding time. with everything that's gone on, from the USJ incident and the tension from the sports festival, to the fight with stain (where endeavor unfairly took credit, causing the girl to have a "slight" hatred for him), and even the final exams, having to go against All Might with Bakugo and Midoriya, it was just a lot to handle. they're just kids, and kids need breaks.
walking into the bathroom, the girl began her daily morning routine.
"damn.. i look ROUGH" she said as she looked in the mirror. her bonnet looked as if it was trying to run away, her tank top was all twisted up, right boob was up in russia while the left one stayed home in america. she had eye boogers all around and her angel bite piercings were no where to be found.
she slept good.
"you know what... let me just wash my face right now and i'll do everything else after i eat"
her face care routine consists of ; black african soap, witch hazel, hydration drops, and a bit of coco butter.
finishing up and putting away her stray boobs, she found one of bakugos stolen hoodies and made her way downstairs.
(i would just like to add that she sleeps in boxers so yk that ass lookin fat 😋)
"good morning guys" she greeted everyone with a slight smile and wave. almost everyone was up, with the exception of a few people.
"hii y/n!"
"mornin bestie"
"Good Morning, Y/n! Glad to see you awake!"
and so on and so forth
"mornin angel.. im making your pancakes right now, but there's bacon on the tiny burner and i made u a tiny omelette. those burner thingies really come in handy, you know?"
"its a heating tray, katsu. and yes, that's why i bought them." she bought them for holidays like christmas and american thanksgiving, but since there's 21 kids living in one dorm, it's used more than expected.
"is that my fucking hood?? i've been looking for that for weeks!" bakugo exclaimed, turning around to give the girl a plate so that she could fix her food. "when the hell did you even- whatever.. as long as i get it back."
(Spoiler Alert, he doesn't)
"anyways..! so guys, what time are we supposed to be leaving??" asked y/n, going to take a seat next to shoji.
"Well, we're trying to leave for the mall around 12:45 since it isn't far, then leave the mall no later than 4:30-5." yaomomo began to explain. "I was able to rent the arcade from 6:15 to 10:30, food and drinks included, along with lazer tag , and we get the option of going in the bounce area, so when we get there just let me know."
"damn yaomomo... i knew you was stacked but DAMN!!"
"ong, bro's LOADED.."
"i'm calling you if i need to bailed out of jail."
"honestly guys it's not much, i just want us to have fun and relax as a class while being safe!" yaomomo said with a small smile on her face. she was literally loaded, like pockets so deep they could fit 3 gallons of milk each, pockets so swole they need an ice pack, pockets so fat they need they own TLC show type rich. but even so, she didn't like to flaunt her wealth. she'd rather use her money to pay for gifts and events for her friends, rather than to flex some diamond earrings or a gold necklace. She's still a teen girl though, so she still loves to go shopping. The girl is really just happy that she's found friends that actually love her for her, and not for her money.
"you're so cute yaomomo! i love you!"
"well thank you y-"
"if anyone, i mean ANYONE fucks with you, call me. these hands are rated E for Everyone. my fists are activists. i dont care if they're old, young, tall, short, fine, ugly, gay, straight. I believe in equality, and with equality comes equally distributed ass whoopings jus-"
"OK, n/n! i think momo gets how much you love her! since you're done eating can u help me?" midoriya interrupted the girls small rant.
"you gotta face the consequences of last night huh? you should've listened to me, but yeah i'll help!"
"you dont have to rub salt on the wound!" he whined. "i'll get stuff and meet in your room again?"
"sounds like a plan, izuku!" she replied, getting up to grab her plate and bring to the kitchen.
"OoOh y/n~" jirou began to tease. "last night? your room AGAIN? what scandalous activities have you been up to?"
"chill kyo, its not like that! he messed up his hair on his own and we always hang in my room bc its more.. welcoming.. then his."
"i know, y/n! im jus messin' with ya."
plate in hand, she walked into the kitchen where bakugo resided. he was cleaning the and putting away the dirty plates before he started to soak the pans.
"so, the nerd fell asleep in your room again huh?" he asked, washing a plate.
"yeah, he started to doze off a little while after you left, so he slept with me."
"i dont know why you guys dont just ask eachother out yet. you two are basically in love with eachother."
"katsuki, you know how i feel, and you know how zuku is. im pretty sure if he would act the same way with the rest of the class as he acts with us if he just trusted them more." she informed, getting ready to wash her plate before bakugo snatched it.
"don't even try it." ever since they could crawl, they've never let the girl lift a finger. hungry? chef katsuki at your service! scraped your knee? Dr.deku to the rescue! and yes, they know that she's the perfectly capable and well off to do these things on her own, but why should she when she has two men to do it for her?
"anyways. we've all known eachother since literally birth. i see things, i observe things. you two are literally inseparable. im pretty sure y'all first words were eachothers names. you know how you act around him, you see with your own two (or four) eyes the way he acts with you, and im pretty sure he peeps it too. just ask eachother out already and stop being pussies for fucks sake!"
"oh my gosh?? shut the fuck up?? you're so damn loud?" she said, slapping him in the back of his neck.
"aye. try me again and we gotta tussle. i'm not deku. i'll will beat the black off you. i strike so much fear into your melanin pigmentation that it will come to me."
"whatever katsuki, u can run me my ones later, i gotta go help zuku now."
"ight then angel, u better be ready. see ya later."
with that, she finally left the kitchen and headed towards her dorm to meet izuku.
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"finally.." the boy sighed. it's now 11:45 am, and they (she) just finished detangling, moisturizing, and somewhat styling his hair. at this point, her fingers and wrists were tired, her back was aching, her feet were sore, and she had the very violent urge to go back to her black roots and pop this nigga with the comb.
"I know damn well YOU not heavy breathing like you did some work. all yo lazy ass did was sit there and watch Netflix. YOU COULDN"T EVEN HOLD THE DAMN SPRAY..."
"I'm sorry, ma. thank you so much, I should've listened to you last night. now do you already have clothes ready? or do you need to pick something out?" he asked, pulling her into a hug and rubbing her back.
".. you better be so lucky i love you. but yes, i need to pick. have u chosen?"
" yup, right before I came to wake you up. so i'll help you if you want?"
"yes please"
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I FINALLY DID IT YALL..
and i already started the next chapter🙏🏾
well i split this chapter up into 2 to make things easier on me and y'all!!
so if its not out by next week then i'll post something embarrassing 🙏🏾
BUT ILL BE IN DUBAI FOR A WHILE SO JULY 13th IS MY DEADLINE
anywho
when i show outfits and stuff they're just there for ppl like me who can't visualize that well <3
WELL
UNTILL NEXT TIMEE
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dekustowel · 2 years
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[chapter 2: the one with the loser with no date]
summary: in which, izuku midoriya, class 2a’s resident sweetheart, agrees to help you catch the eye of your crush, the infamously stoic, shoto todoroki. it should be easy enough, right? izuku is todoroki’s best friend and feelings aren’t that hard to catch. that might just be the problem.
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series masterlist l previous l next
[taglist: open] @cozy-dolly @apple9i3 @escadolle @moonshineandclearskies @awizuku @local-space-quexn 
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FUN FACT: midoriya and ochaco tried dating for a couple of weeks back in their first year but quickly realized it was wayyyy too awkward between them to continue their relationship.
(don’t worry, they’re still the best of friends!)
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sukislady · 2 years
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I WANNA MAKE A SUPER FLUFFY, ANGSTY AND FUCKING ROMANTIC STORY ABOUT IZUKU AND MAKE PEOPLE CRY ABOUT IT
would you all read that 🥹👉🏼👈🏼?
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angelshimaa · 2 months
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━━ 𝐋𝐎𝐕𝐄 𝐂𝐀𝐋𝐂𝐔𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐎𝐑 ;; 𝐕𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐔𝐒 ♡ (pt.2)
⤷ feat. midoriya, todoroki and iida
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✧ cw :: gn!reader, fluff, smau, them reacting to a low result on a love calculator, you’re just being a little silly <3
✧ a/n :: not much to say :)
pt 1 | pt 3
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MIDORIYA IZUKU ♡
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TODOROKI SHOTO ♡
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IIDA TENYA ♡
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✧ — thank you for reading !! rbs and feedback are greatly appreciated <3
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softxsuki · 2 years
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Random Boyfriend Texts with Bakugou, Midoriya, and Todoroki (Separate)
Pairings: Bakugou x Gn!Reader, Midoriya x Gn!Reader, Todoroki x Gn!Reader
Warnings: minor swearing in Bakugou’s lol
Genre: Fluff
Post Type: texts
Summary: Just random text convos you would have with them is they were your boyfriend :)
[A/N: okay! Here is my trial post for text. I feel like my texting comes out super awkward. I’m sorry 🥹. I also wasn’t really sure what to write (I don’t usually text a lot, so yeah this was definitely a challenge, but that’s what this is all about! Challenging myself) Anyway, I hope you guys enjoy! Feel free to leave any feedback on how I can improve or make it more accurate. The next time I do one of these will be if I get any requests for text (for any fandom I write for) bc I can’t come up with something on the spot like this again. Idk why it was so hard 😭.]
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Bakugou:
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Midoriya:
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Todoroki:
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REQUESTS ARE OPEN!
posted: 9/10/2022
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shxtodxroki · 9 months
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𝙼𝙷𝙰 𝙱𝚘𝚢𝚜 𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚂𝚎𝚗𝚍 𝚃𝚑𝚎𝚖 𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚌𝚌𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚊𝚕 𝙲𝚘𝚗𝚏𝚎𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚘𝚗 𝚃𝚎𝚡𝚝
Summary: How do the MHA boys react when you write out a text confessing to them that you never intend to actually send, yet you accidentally send it to them anyways?
Warnings: Swearing
Characters: Izuku Midoriya, Katsuki Bakugo, Shoto Todoroki, Eijiro Kirishima, Denki Kaminari
This is a repost of fake texts I already posted on this blog, just remade with my new fake texts app! :)
Part 2 | Part 3
♡ Izuku Midoriya ♡
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♡ Katsuki Bakugo ♡
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♡ Shoto Todoroki ♡
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♡ Eijiro Kirishima ♡
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♡ Denki Kaminari ♡
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A/N: Hi guys, I said I was gonna be remaking all my old SMAU stuff in this new app since I like it better and reposting them, so here's the first repost! I'm not gonna delete the old post so that people who have already reblogged it can still access/read it, but the old ones will be replaced with these new version as I upload them on all my masterlists and stuff! Also I won't be including my taglists on any reposts, since there's nothing new in these besides some minor editing I did when I was transferring them over :)
If you’d like to be added to any of my taglists, you can fill out this form here! Thank you for your support <3
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itzchasee · 1 year
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*+:。.。 𝐈 𝐖𝐀𝐍𝐓 𝐀 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐘 - my hero academia
✍︎ synopsis: you text your boyfriend and ask him about having a baby, curious if he is up to it or nah.
✍︎ includes: izuku, katsuki, shoto, eijiro, shinsou
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cupidsdiskk · 1 year
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you're not in class
mha boys x reader smau
pairings: bakugo x y/n, todoroki x y/n, deku x y/n, iida x y/n, denki x y/n, kirishima x y/n
warnings: cursing
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katsuki bakugo x y/n
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shoto todoroki x y/n
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izuku midoriya x y/n
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tenya iida x y/n
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denki kaminari x y/n
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eijiro kirishima x y/n
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anisespice · 1 year
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“ because i got high ” || mha
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pairing: pro hero deku x gn!reader
warnings: swearing, reader smokes weed
notes: i can’t rememeber what show or movie i watched where the same concept happened between two characters where one eats soap without realizing, or maybe it was a dumb amazon review i read once - idk lol. but i hope you enjoy! might make this a series. 
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fairly-pink · 2 years
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Texting MHA boys “I love you” for the first time
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a/n: i’m posting this from my phone so it looks a bit different from my other post 😭
Also i change the battery percentage so your welcome :)
Characters: Denki, Shoto, Tamaki , Bakugo & Izuku
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shojislady · 10 months
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1.CHICKEN CONUNDRUM
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"wtf is he talking ab- WHAT THE FUCK???!!" screamed y/n as midoriya suddenly landed on the hood of bakugos truck, glowing from his quirk.
"HOP THE FUCK OFF MY CAR AND GET IN!!" shouted bakugo at midoriya.
"my bad my bad" midoriya started. "mr.aizawa was stalking them halls so i jumped off my balcony into tree, then the truck"
"..."
"u so damn ghetto"
"literally"
"nigga shut up and drive"
"say less"
"WAIT LEMME SIT- FUCK"
"yall are so aggy"
.*•
"you niggas have no home training. no decorum. next time i wanna go somewhere at night, im taking shoji and tokoyami." she notified the two boys, who were STILL arguing. While you guys were supposed to be patiently waiting for your food, bakugo had the bright idea to start an argument with an eight year old because they said that "endeavor tops allmight no matter what!". This causes Midoriya to join the argument, rather than stopping it as he was supposed to, because he "wasnt gon let some prepubescent gremlin disrespect allmight like that." The commotion caught the attention of the parent, who ended up yelling at both the boys. Long story short, the boys were kicked out while y/n had to wait for their food, alone.
"not our faults. kid should learn the facts." bakugo said with a shrug, taking a hand off the steering wheel to grab some fries out of the bag.
"whatever, it doesn't matter," y/n began. "we need to figure out how to get back into the dorms without mr.aizawa seeing us."
"just ask bird boy if it's safe to come in yet, and if not make it safe." replied bakugo in a somewhat bitter tone.
"and who says he's gonna help us?"
"you know he's down bad for you y/n, just text him already so i can finally fuckin eat" midoriya muttered the last part.
"fine fine whatever😒"
.*•*.•
"thank u fumikage :)"
"no problem, y/n"
"bro, get a ROOM. i just wanna eat man.." midoriya grumbled, bag in hand. "u guys giving eachother the googly eyes is making me SICK"
"oh shut up, you're just mad she's not making them at you, nerd" whispered bakugo, making midoriya ball up his face and walk into the girls room.
(you can get envision the room however you want, but i'll give a visual if wanted)
saying her last good nights to tokoyami, the girl entered her room after katsuki, closing the door behind her. Her dorm room wasn't dirty, she kept it fairly organized, aside from a few things on the floor and cluttered nightstand. She kept a fan, because she liked her room cold. (she'd sometimes get shoto to cool it down for her)
Grabbing her remote from her nightstand and handing it to midoriya, she sits criss-crossed on the floor and takes food out, getting ready to eat.
"im bout to fuck this food up im so hungry🤤 " she exclaimed, rubbing her hands together with a big smile on her face. "wait- did we get napkins yall?"
"oh..."
this mf had sauce all over his fingers.
ALL OVER.
"what the hell💀"
"ykw... come with me to the kitchen so i can grab some napkins and YOU can wash yo nasty ass hands.."
"OK damn im coming" he huffed, getting up from his spot next to the carpet, cautious as to not get sauce on anything.
"oh yeah, can you bring me my juice, too? it should be in the VERY back of the fridge, i had to hide my shit from dunce face bighead ass because he kept drinking it even AFTER i whooped his ass."
"okay, suki. i got you" she chuckled " but next time, just put it in my fridge, the only people that go in there besides me are you two and Sato." she responded as she walked out, softly shutting the door behind her, as they began their quick trip to the kitchen.
"that chicken good as hell tho." midoriya said as he entered the kitchen behind the girl.
"i can tell."
"aww n/n," he began to pout "don't be so mean :(" he whined, putting his saucy covered fingers on the sides of her face.
"izuku midoriya. i know damn well you didn't just rub that sauce on my face."
"uhh, whoops?"
war has begun.
"GET YO BLACK ASS OVER HERE"
"WAIT WAIT IM SOR- OuCH"
"THIS WHAT YOU GET"
"OK DAMN MY BAD YOUNG MAN! HARD HITTIN ASS"
"bitch- wash ur hands and let's go" she mugged at him, shortly after draggin his ass.
Turning around & bending to grab bakugos juice out of the fridge, she felt something-or someone- come up behind her.
"izuku get yo ass from behind me unless you ready for round two of this ass whoopin."
"my bad princess, it's just a whole lotta ass in the way" he said with a slight smirk. "and only beat my ass cuz you snuck me😒"
midoriya wasn't like this all the time, he was only really himself around y/n and bakugo. Mina only ever got a sneak peak, but he doesn't trust her as much as the other two. They're the only two people that he'd completely confide in.
"ok but seriously, that chicken is good as hell y/n. I only got like 4 pieces left."
".. four.. out of 20. izuku .. baby.. it wasn't going anywhere."
"ok but still, you can't-" "deku?"
looking left from where they were going up the stairs, there was uraraka, standing outside of her dorm room in her pjs. she stared straight ahead at midoriya, eyes never lingering.
"oh, hey uraraka!" he greeted with a small smile.
"hi! its like 4am, what are you doing up so late?" she responded
"oh, i'm just hanging out with y/n and kacchan! sorry, were we too loud?"
"no you're fine, just be sure to go to bed soon, okay? we wouldn't want you to be to tired too hang out tomorrow, right?"
y/n sighed and began to walk up the stairs, uraraka didn't even acknowledge the girl. this wasn't anything new. its was as if the she pretended y/n didn't exist. what did she do for the girl to not like her? she's always been cordial with her, never rude. she didn't understand.
"princess, you alright?" midoriya asked, bringing the girl out of her thoughts, and back into the outside world.
"yeah i'm good"
"you sure? i'm here to talk yknow."
"im ok zuku, let's just hurry back before katsu gets mad over this damn juice"
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a/n: sorry about the super long wait ! i think im going to shorten and split my next chapters, cuz this took like 4 days to write and its not even that much LOL.
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izufeels · 1 year
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⌕ [ if i was a worm ] — i.midoriya + k.bakugou + s.todoroki !
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sukislady · 1 year
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• ₊°✧︡ ˗ ˏ ˋ“forgotten kiss” ♡ ˎˊ ˗
𐚁̸ featuring .i. midoriya, k. bakugo, s. todoroki, d. kaminari, e. kirishima, h. sero
𐚁̸ scenario .you wake up late into the morning, your partner has long since been to work, leaving after giving you a faint kiss that you didn’t feel. which makes you think they forgot the one thing that’s routine for you two; a good morning kiss
𐚁̸ warnings .fluff, cursing, humor, reader is goddamn stupid
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