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fuck-customers · 3 months
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I work in housekeeping, and the supervisors there are like. fucking horrible. We have the manager, who does fuck all to deal with the supervisor drama, and then we have 3 supervisors,
Supervisor J is lovely, I love her, she's the greatest manager type I've ever had (not the highest compliment when you know I've only worked two jobs but still) and she is amazing at trying to solve our issues and make this job as smooth as possible for everyone.
Supervisor T is iffy, but that's mostly just because of her connection to Supervisor D, we all feel she'll report anything we say back to D, so we can't talk to T.
Supervisor D is a fucking problem. She's gotten multiple people fired because she just fucking lies about them (me almost being one of those people), she has these stupid little cliques, she tries to get everyone against J, because she thinks J is vying for the Manager job, when J literally just wants us to be able to do our job efficiently, she sit in the office doing Fuck All all fucking day, and she just doesn't make any of us not in her little clique feel like this job is a safe/healthy work environment. (it's not safe for other reasons (namely the borderline p*do on staff which I'll probably complain about in a different ask) but D here is the MAIN reason why)
She got one of our runners fired for 'not doing his job because she never saw him' when she takes the stairs and he has to take the elevator, and the runner job is like, the easiest job to miss and yet the hardest to fucking fill with competent people, but ohhh nooo she never saw him do his job, despite the fact that the job WAS GETTING DONE WHEN HE WAS HERE but no, she never saw him in the halls. :/
D CONSTANTLY rushes us in cleaning the rooms when we have like, three rooms (the normal amount is 5 rooms, each takes around an hour-ish depending on how bad) because she wants to leave, but newsflash old woman I NEED HOURS TO MAKE MONEY TO SURVIVE, just because YOUUUU don't pay rent doesn't mean WE don't.
like an example of that is when she cleaned someone's room for them (for some reason, we weren't even staying late at ALL) then sent them to help me, and I had one room left, so I told them to go stock my room with like, the linen and concessions and shit, and then D got fucking mad at me for not telling her to clean the room ?? First off, that's your fucking job to do, tell her to clean the room, you left it up to me, so i told her to what's best to actually HELP me, second off, you TOOK ONE OF HER ROOMS TO CLEAN ??? WHY NOT JUST LET HER HAVE HER ROOM ????? IF SHE NEEDS TO CLEAN ONE ???
she almost got ME fired, because she said, and i fuckign quote '[op] gets out at the same time as everyone else on purpose so he doesn't have to help others in their rooms]' . fucking WHAT ??
first off, how would you even figure something like that out ? second off, literally no one i asked feels that way (probably except her), and THIRD OFF, NO I FUCKING DON'T ?? I HELP PEOPLE ALL THE TIME ?? THE PEOPLE THAT NEED HELP !! just because I'm not gonna help fucking M over there (who is another problem) doesn't mean I'm not helping. M always has so many rooms, because D TAKES HER OUT TO LUNCH AND LETS HER DRINK ON THE FUCKING CLOCK !! AND THEN LETS HER LEAVE WHEN SHE FEELS SICK FROM BEING DRUNK !! SO WE END UP WITH HER ROOMS ANYWAYS !!!
At the time of this ask, the younger girls (because of course its the girls from 18-21 that are having problems with this old hag :/) and supervisor J are having a meeting with the Manager, that, tbh, if it doesn't fucking go well, I'm walking out. it's gotten that fucking bad.
oh, and :) the manager is part of HR, and we don't even feel like we can go to here about afformentioned borderline p*do :) because she does JACK FUCKING ALL about anything :)
i hate it here. I'm already quitting when I get my W2, but if this meeting tomorrow doesn't go well (or if supervisor D is there at all, as we've requester her fucking NOT be there so we feel safe talking) i'm walking the fuck out of that building tomorrow. What are they gonna do ? fire me ? i'm already walking out girlfriend, and I have a shoe in job for when I leave ANYWAYS ! good luck ! i'll be back for my W2 and my last paycheck when it's there ! i'm sick and tired of y'alls bullshit !!!
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jupiter-nwn · 7 hours
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what discoveries have you made since the 2021 ghostkin / cloudkin post ? :p
Omg hi! Little warning for a ramble that might sound incoherent and "weird" to people who don't know how to have fun lol /lh (aka: I'm talking about my non-humanness, lol)
Warning! this gets VERY long, VERY specific and personal (not in a vent way, but in a "I'm rambling about myself" kind of way), and, somehow, incredibly scientific. Like, actually talking about a physics phenomenon and chemical reaction. I don't know, but yk how it is lol, I may be cringe but I am free
Well! I am indeed cloudkin and Ghostkin; rather, I've realized that I mostly feel like a cloud-looking spirit of sorts, inhabiting a human body if you will. I know some of my features (antlers, fangs, multiple eyes and dots and markings) but they're slightly shifting since my form isn't stable in itself!
Also, I know I'm fictionkin to some degree... Except I'm... not? See, I'm part of a system. I keep referring to myself as otherkin instead of just being a non-human sysmate because, despite this not being everyone's experience (completely valid), I technically "am" "the one that was here before the others""", rather, I was just here pre syscovery even if I know I've been plural for longer than that; but I felt so at home with kin terms that they felt right to use even when I don't see many systems referring to their individual members as X-kin. However, I did eventually realize that my connection to a certain character (I'd hide who it is... But I post about Dream sans on an almost daily basis and they've been the mental representation of myself for about five years now, like. They're me) but it didn't feel like being fictionkin to me; I AM some sort of introject, a semi-fictive I'd say. Plus Dream is a little ball of golden energy inhabiting a skeleton body... And so am I, a golden-looking spirit inside a body! So I'm ghost/cloudkin, galaxykin (simply because of the shifting nature and because my mind always feels so -vast-, like my body's too small to contain it, and it felt right to think of myself as a galaxy, and it was a good metaphor until it was just... intrinsically tied to who I am) and starkin for similar reasons (glowing mass of continuous chemical reactions... Me relating myself to chemistry doesn't end here, keep reading and you'll notice lol)
Stupidly enough, because this is so specific and no one ever seems to talk about stuff like this, one of the things I've realized about myself is what I'm made of; as in, which chemical-
It's something I've known for a while, before I went by Júpiter I went by Jay because I knew I wanted a name that started with J bc J and Q are the only letters not in the periodic table and I was like "oh, my name starts with J because I'm the missing element"; and then way before I had my gender figured out, the easiest way to explain my feelings was to talk about myself in pokemon types... I'd be a ghost/poison type, something about poison types always made me relate in a way? fitting lol
I think I had a huge species euphoria moment when we did the gold rain experiment (link leads to page explaining how to do the experiment) in my lab class. To put it simply, it is a mix of lead nitrate and potassium iodide that crystalizes, and then forms this snowball kind of effect, it looks like THIS:
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I don't know, the mix of something looking so glittery, yet being so toxic (8g of lead nitrate are enough to kill you lol) made me go OMG ME
I want to also add that as a physics student + chemistry enthusiast, me feeling species euphoria from physics/chemistry concepts extends to more; for example I learnt about the De Broglie wave length and I haven't been normal ever since... idk how to properly explain it, so here's the wikipedia definition lol, shorter than what I was gonna write: "Matter waves are a central part of the theory of quantum mechanics, being half of wave–particle duality. At all scales where measurements have been practical, matter exhibits wave-like behavior. For example, a beam of electrons can be diffracted just like a beam of light or a water wave." And I don't know how to explain the inherent non-human euphoria I got being "related" to waves like light; like, yes!! I feel more incorporeal and more wave-like! I'm a ghost! Of course my specific properties aren't really "realistic" but come on, no one's trying to (dis)prove my existence.
I think I've just become very comfy in being non-human since 2021, maybe it's because my partner is also non-human and we've related a lot to each other in that regard; I just do the things that make me happy about it. I hide in bed with my prized possessions, makes me incredibly happy in an animalistic kind of way!
Other people find where they came from, who they were at some point. Personally, I do not have a spiritual past related to my non-humanity, I am a creature inhabiting a human body, so I don't have hearthomes or kin memories... I have weirdly specific attachments to physics concepts (part of the reason I must study physics, I need to understand the world on a deeper, non-human level) and feel euphoria over the weirdest shit lmfao
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pinkbrries · 11 months
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— A–Z with June —
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[find hannah’s version here] | [find izabella’s version here] | june’s masterlist
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➤ A is for… after experiencing “feelings” i’ve decided that this just isn’t for me, but thank you for the opportunity
➤ B is for… *talking to heeseung* bro your vibes are so cool and you’re amazing… hold my hand bro
➤ C is for… call it whatever you want: an ‘accident’ or a ‘near death experience’ but the truth is: that was a vibe check from god
➤ D is for… dude, at this point? i think the easiest way to feel ‘wanted’ is to simply rob a bank / [jake looking at her with concern] noona, don’t
➤ E is for… everyone here must know that it’s not blood that runs through these veins but glitter gel pen ink
➤ F is for… fortunately for me but unfortunately for my company, i will keep doing whatever i want
➤ G is for… *looking at the i-land cameras* good morning! … but at what cost
➤ H is for… *reading a weird comment on vlive* haha yeah–uhm, babygirl… there is something obviously wrong with your brain… haha
➤ I is for… i suck at flirting, i end up fighting with them instead:/
➤ J is for… just so everyone know, this is my emotional support song, so nope, i won’t change it
➤ K is for… kisses? the only person that deserve my kisses is kim sunoo<3
➤ L is for… *trying to imitate jake* LETS GAUUUUURRRR
➤ M is for… mmh yeah, i’m not going to wear my contacts anymore, i’ve seen enough
➤ N is for… next time i’m opening to someone is during my autopsy
➤ O is for… okay but whoever has my voodoo doll, please kiss its forehead, i need it
➤ P is for… *’02 liners nagging at june because she won a game* [june looking behind the camera] pd-nim! they simply hate to see a girl boss winning
➤ Q is for… *during her solo vlive* question here engenes: do you ever want to just yell in someone’s face to date you? because same
➤ R is for… *singing at jay* row row row your boat, far away from me~
➤ S is for… sometimes it’s you and your cute comfy oversized sweater against the world and that’s okay
➤ T is for… *winks at the sky* this is for the aliens
➤ U is for… *reading a comment* ‘unnie, can you recommend me some musicals?’ yeah, i really like musicals but like, the real good musicals, for example the barbie movies–
➤ V is for… velvet? oh, as red velvet sunbaenim! [starts dancing ‘red flavor’ out of the blue]
➤ W is for… what can i say? i’m charming and irresponsible– i mean– irresistible;)
➤ X is for… *reading a math question in weekly idol* x+2y+6– wait a minute, JUNE! [raises her hand] THAT’S A TXT SUNBAENIM’S SONG! / [mc’s start laughing] no june, this is an actual math problem / oh…
➤ Y is for… you say you have a crush on a boy, but is he kim hongjoong sunbaenim? min yoongi sunbaenim? jeon wonwoo sunbaenim? because if he’s not, then thank you, next
➤ Z is for… zebras are so cool though, they didn’t want to be normal horses so they decided on painting stripes on theirselves… good for them
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hubcaplegal4 · 2 years
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How to Enter Subscript plus Superscript in Yahoo Linens
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get-back-homeward · 2 years
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i keep being struck by the labyrinths in the beatles history. specifically john and paul rituals.
i mean, you take the 1968 NYC trip with their matching white sports coat jackets. that’s just one snapshot in time.
but then you add that the first synchronized band outfit the quarrymen ever did (november 1957) was a result of paul joining and convincing john to wear matching white sports coats. so then you understand in the absolute clusterfuck that is the 1968 nyc trip somehow they decided to harken back to that moment, where they started, first became a team, and wear matching white sports coats to announce their company to america. everything that goes wrong on that trip aside. without that history its completely missed as an active dialogue.
the labyrinths are the language they have for their layers of history. john saying let’s wear white sports coats in 1968 doesn’t mean a random color of unity. its speaking to that shared history. a color paul favored because of the 1957 british cover of an american country song about a white sport coat, which he wears to the woolton fete and later that year convinces john to adopt for the band.
but then after the nyc trip, he wears it with yoko. like the yellow submarine premiere. and its this very loud bullhorn to paul. i’ve replaced you. what are you going to do about it.
there’s also echoes from the 1957 cover that started it all:
now you've changed your mind it seems someone else will hold my dreams
the labyrinths are most often played out through their shared history of songs, which become their own kind of language.
like paul playing twenty flight rock during get back sessions (jan 23, 1969, the day after Billy Preston gives them that much needed lift and they start really kicking again), harkening back to the song that impressed john at the 1957 fete. he doesn’t remember the chords or the words as well as he used to. but its the language of a dusty memory. a delicate remember when. it still matters to me. does it matter to you?
like john jumping into a line of elvis’s it’s now or never in the fall 1968 live special is its own language to paul. the song is elvis’s first after returning from the army, when john always thought he sold out. its not him just playing an elvis song, it’s playing *that* elvis song as a dig. like saying this is the swan song. but it’s also a challenge: unless you do something. in many ways, get back can be seen as an answer to that challenge.
but it doesn’t end there either. because the last elvis song before he returns from the army is 1958 now and then (a fool such as i). in 1978, john writes his own now and then for paul.
these labyrinths are what makes watching get back so impossible. you feel like you’re missing an entire book because you probably are. of the layers and layers of history they have between them by 1969, we know very little.
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kittydripuwu · 3 years
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smoking weed with dazai and fyodor
special tags for this one @sadcannibal @whorefordazai
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warnings - drugs!, mentions of sex, more drugs! minors dni
genre - crack
dazai osamu
- we know this man has a bit of experience with drugs
- ahem throwback to when he took shrooms
- anyways i feel like dazai has some experience with substances aka alcohol and shrooms (maybe other stuff who knows)
- when you first bring up the idea to him tho, he'll be pretty intruiged
- i feel like dazai is the type of person to like trying new things
- so
- he will definetly agree to this
- you'll suggest smoking at night, somewhere nice
- he will take you to some rooftop because he can watch the stars (again with me abt dazai watching the starts oml)
- i feel like dazai's preferred smoking method would be a j
- you and him would share one <3
- *remember people, when u smoke always have water!!*
- anyways
- i feel like dazai's drugs tolerence would be so low
- this man would get so high from like 3 hits
- he would laugh at litterally everything
- like you'll litterally be sitting there and he will laugh
- will start describing everything with great detail
- "the stars are like little people pointing flashlights down on us" (again me with the fucking stars someone stop me i swear)
- "do you think aliens exist?"
- "do you believe in ghosts"
- he will ask you random questions and talk about random theories he's read online
- will CREATE crazy fucking theories like where does this shit come from?
- odd man
- eventually when he gets tired of talking he'll lay down
- watch the stars (>.<) with you
- will take your hand in his and play with it
- trace patterns onto it with his fingers for example
- you on the other hand
- you'll fiddle with his bandages and watch the stars with him <3
- you'll probably listen to trippy music with him
- prepare to have a whole dance party/rave in ur apartment
- SNACKS
- late night grocery store run
- while high asf
- with dazai? amazing.
- just the 2 of u <3
- would fuck you high (might i add)
- you'll fall asleep on the couch with him probably when u get back after eating
- entangled in eachothers arms <3
- so fucking cute
fyodor doestevsky
- you'll bring up the idea to him
- and say it's a way to "relax"
- cause he works so much ugh drag him out of that room plz
- he may be smart but when it comes to substances this man is just ???
- once u explain to him what weed is and what it does
- he'll be like "why would i want to feel like that"
- tell him its fun and that its a way to relax once in a while
- he wont get it
- ugh
- anyways, after FINALLY convincing this man
- he will insist on doing it outside because "safety hazard"
- probably right outside his rat cave ;p (house)
- you'll smoke a j with him
- easiest way imo :D
- he is NOT a lightweight
- smokes half the thing before he feels anything at all
- eventually will get really fucking baked
- he will start telling you about all his plans and reciting them
- please he just needs to share it so let him talk
- will also start questioning the effects
- "why do i feel like this" "why is my hand tingling?" "is this normal"
- yes fyodor, it is
- for a man who doesnt show mUCH physical affection
- get ready to get it ALL in one night
- "do you think sex feels different like this milaya?"
- will want to try litterally everything
- he'll find it so interesting and want to do so many things
- will cuddle with you while watching something really trippy
- he will make jokes. FYODOR will actually make jokes and laugh
- weed does some crazy things to u doesnt it ;p
- eating will be fun
- he will craft an intricate meal
- it'll actually taste good cause hes a cooking god
- god in general tbh
- you'll both get tired after you eat
- will be shocked by how much easier sleep is when high
- falling asleep together <3333
- will want to do it again :D
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knochengeier · 2 years
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How to Create Fantasy Sounding Names
I was inspired by a post I saw a while ago about how to make names using a punnet square that I can’t find any more, so I decided to make my own guide for how I make up my own unique but convincing names.
We’ve all been there, you have a character concept but you can’t seem to find a decent name, or you have one but it feels too normal. There are a couple of things you can use to make ordinary words or names sound familiar but different enough to be fantasy. For most of these examples I’ll be using the name ‘Johnathan’ because it’s the stock standard name in English.
The first thing you can do is use the rules of one language on the words of another. In German the letter ‘J’ is pronounced like the English letter ‘Y’ meaning that ‘Johnathan’ would now look like ‘Yohnathan.’
This type of change is the easiest and most natural; in fact, it’s the reason that people who predominantly speak one language have an accent in another. Funnily enough the exact thing happened with the name ‘Johnathan’ itself when the Hebrew name ‘Yohanan’ was introduced to the Greeks who didn't use that sound and switched the ‘Y’ sound to a ‘J’ sound.
The next thing you can do is switch around some vowels. The way I work with names sometimes is that I view the consonants as the structure and the vowels as the filler. Using this mindset we can take the structure of ‘Johnathan’ which would be ‘Jhnthn’ and just start placing in vowels. If you want you can switch the preexisting vowels to recycle for something like ‘Jahnathon,’ or you can just go wild like ‘Jhenathyn.’
If you want to change consonants it can be a little hard. How do you know what will be natural or sound enough like the original to make something new that also sounds good? My trick is to look at the International Phonetic Alphabet (IPA) which can be a little daunting but for this you most likely won’t need a majority of it.
Essentially what we’ll be looking for are the letters next to one another in the same column. The placement of these letters tells you where in the mouth they are formed, but for our needs it gives us a handy guide for letters you can switch for something similar but different.
Here’s a basic rundown for letters that can be switched for the desired effect: (p, b) (t, d) (s, z) (f, v) (k, g) (m, n) and sometimes (r, l).
All together you can get something like ‘Yahmothan’ or ’Shenathon’ or ‘Jomathen,’ hell you don’t even have to use the name John, or even a name at all. What about Alistair? You can get ‘Olezdar’ or ‘Erestal’ or ‘Arizdal,’ all names I could imagine being from a fantasy book.
Another way to create names if you don’t have a base name, or if you want to create a base name is to abbreviate or acronymize some traits or themes a character has. Lets use “strong, aloof, and orderly:” one way of doing this is by just using the first letters of each word, using that we get “Sao” another way is by using the first consonant vowel clusters for a name like “Stalor.” If you’re brave you could also just use the ends of the words for something like “Ngofly” or “Gfy” which you could add vowels to to get something a little more pronounceable like “Gafaey.”
Hopefully this helps! this can be tedious but I've gotten some great results out of it, so have fun with it and just try things, nothing's more intimidating than a blank page so throw all you got at it!
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NSFW Alphabet [Trafalgar Law] Complete Set
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·         A = Aftercare
Law will insist you clean-up and go to the bathroom to prevent infections. Exhausted? You are, but he’s a doctor. And he knows what’s best for his S/O. As tedious and uncomfortable as it is to move – let’s face it, he just screwed your brains out – he will order you out of bed to do this task, but he too has to clean up, so he will do most of it for you and for himself as you happily lean against him.
Once he’s done, he’ll lead you back to the bed and tuck you in. Sometimes he’ll crash with you, but most of the time he has work to do and will make sure you’re contented before he leaves you; getting you some water to drink for example. He is a captain after all, but you know this.
·         B = Body part
His favorite part is of course his hands, and for you it’s the same. He finds enjoyment in the fact he can make you come so undone with just a push of a finger. The avid way your body takes him is a turn on and he takes great pride in hearing you beg for more – men and their pride, right? The inked letters on his fingers look so delicious as they sink into you; he almost can’t believe how perfect this feels and how warm you are.
You love his hands, not for the same reason, but because he’s gentle and considerably skilled with them; the tattoos are a bonus, because damn do you worship them. Whether he’s performing surgery or using his hands to activate his Devil Fruit, it’s a major turn on for you. Of course, there are other parts of Law you adore too – his sharp eyes and taunting mouth – but overall, his hands turn you on the most.  
·         C = Cum
Law doesn’t understand your fascination with his cum – it’s a mess to clean – but he doesn’t mind covering your face or filling your mouth if you ask. It’s warm and tastes decent, because he eats well, and you love it. He can’t deny how good it makes him feel to see you so worked up over something he considers irrelevant – he doesn’t plan to have kids with his profession; too dangerous. But if you love it, then good for you. Just don’t ask him to cum inside you. Nope!
“Cum can reduce wrinkles and smooth the skin.”
Why does he bothering arguing with you?
·         D = Dirty Secret
Law won’t admit it, or bring it up, due to it being so embarrassing, but he’s often fantasized about what it would be like to cut you apart with his Devil Fruit ability and fuck you senseless. He’s not even sure it can be done, but dreaming about your detached head watching him as he screws your body turns him on. Won’t happen though, because he’s too much of a prude to suggest it.
·         E = Experience
He may be a doctor; an expert on anatomy, but Law doesn’t have much experience with sex. The first time he had sex, it was based off instinct alone. Fill the hole, right? Can’t be too hard. It was … all right, he reckoned.
You made it better. He learned what made you come undone, and even learned a few things about himself. This didn’t turn him into a slut, but he began to enjoy it more. There’s still a lot he has to learn, but he knows more than before.  
·         F = Favorite position
Missionary, obviously. He doesn’t know much else, but on occasion, Law will let you ride him. This is better achieved in his desk chair, as you have no choice but to be on top. He doesn’t like not being in charge and he has no problem reminding you.
“Let me ride you. Sit down.”
He narrows his eyes. “Don’t order me around. You won’t leave this bed for a week.”
·         G = Goofy
Not likely, Sunshine. Law is a serious character. You’ve only seen him act out of character around Kid or Luffy – something about these two brings out the dweeb in him; testosterone, you assume. Not much changes in bed. He’s a bit more domineering, ordering that you get on your knees, and sometimes you think he’s a bit of a sadist; he makes you beg quite a bit before he fucks you.
Afterwards, he’s rather gentle with you. He’s a doctor, remember?  
·         H = Hair
Pirates seldom groom or bathe for that matter, but Law manages to find time to freshen up when he can. Hygiene is important to him; he’s the sub’s only doctor. He changes outfits frequently and trims his goatee and sideburns – pubic hairs too; black as the hair on his head – when they grow out of control.    
·         I = Intimacy
Depends on him. He’s a calm and collected man; things don’t normally bother him unless his plans are ruined or he’s around Kid and Luffy. This being said, he’s eager to please you; he’ll give you sweet kisses and such. But, if he’s annoyed and in the mood, you can expect some sore muscles and a lot of orgasms.
“Remind me to thank Kid later. Or punch him in the face.”
·         J = Jack Off
Law has you, but not all the time can he just stop what he’s doing and find you, so he has to use his hand. Trust me, he imagines fucking you; can even hear your voice as you beg and praise him. Masturbating isn’t as pleasing, but it works for him.    
·         K = Kink
Begging and orgasm control; Law is a simple man.
·         L = Location
His room mostly, but Law will sometimes lead you to the operation room on the Polar Tang and wreck you on the operation table. But there was that one time on the Sunny.
·         M = Motivation
Your devotion and suggestive nature motivate him; the subtle and eager method you use to instigate sex does the trick, but sometimes Law is just aroused. Your body is great, but just being near you turns him on; he’s just too stubborn to tell you.
·         N = NO
Harming you is never something he’d agree to – as well as shooting his cum into you. Golden showers are also a no; it’s nasty and he’d never agree to it.
·         O = Oral
He prefers to receive rather than give, because he’s not too skilled in oral. However, he will make an attempt if you ask. You’re vocal during sex and if given oral, you tend to guide him when he’s falling short of expectation. Law doesn’t like this much – due to hating orders – but he does it for you.
“I don’t mind at all not receiving; I happen to like your cock.”
·         P = Pace
Slow at first, because he likes to draw out your moans and make you beg for more, and once you do, his pace quickens until your breathless and horsed. You have mentioned before how the first hard thrust drives you insane, so sometimes Law shoves his cock into you roughly; damn do you tighten around him when he does this.
·         Q = Quickie
Sometimes quickies are all either of you have time for. Law doesn’t openly ask for them, but he will motion away from the crew when he’s in the mood and fuck you against the wall or in a secluded room inside the sub.
·         R = Risk
Unless it’s agreed on or planned out, he won’t risk it. He’s a simple lover, so there’s not a lot he’d be eager to try unless you mention it first. The process is too lengthy at times; consequence and plans to prevent either of you from getting hurt.
·         S = Stamina
Law can fuck, but he needs breaks. His stamina is average. You don’t mind, however, because during this down time he’s gentle and intimate with you.
·         T = Toy
Not gonna happen. Why? Because he doesn’t have time for foreplay; perhaps once he finds the One Piece. Sex toys are also not the easiest items to come across – more elusive than Devil Fruits.
·         U = Unfair
Besides making you beg for him; Law can be unfair at times. He’s a tool so sometimes – quickies generally – he gets off and doesn’t do the same for you. Now when he has time, Law will make it up to you; he’s not a complete asshole. He just doesn’t know how to manage his time well.
·         V = Volume
The occasional curse and grunt are about the only noises he will make, other than urging you to beg for him. You make enough noise for the both of you.
·         W = Wild Card
He likes to see you in his clothes; his yellow hoodie looks good on you, but he’s extremely greedy and won’t let you wear them in front of others. His hat is another story; not in a million years. It’s his and he’s not sharing.
·         X = X-Ray
Law is average. It’s skinner than most you’ve seen, but you don’t mind; he’s a thin man.
·         Y = Yearning
You yearn for sex more than Law, but sometimes he needs a release. He’s a busy man and sex is usually the last thing on his mind.
·         Z = ZZZ
Law is an insomniac – look at the shadows under his eyes.  He’s much too busy to sleep and even after sex he returns to his role as captain and doctor of the Heart Pirates. You have to sometimes convince him to come to bed, and sometimes he will.
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cyberghst · 3 years
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Jung Jaehyun NSFW Alphabet
Warnings:NSFW content.
(This is my first time writing on here so anyone who magically came across this fucking shit show please bare with me and my horrible fucking grammar😪)
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| A - Aftercare [What their like after sex.]
After taking a moment to catch his breath he'd lay down and roll onto his side so you two are face to face, he'd pull your body flush against his despite you both being covered in a thin layer of sweat from the activities that happened only minutes ago. His hand would be placed on your hip drawing soft circles with his thumb as he looked at your still slightly flushed face before grinning softly as you laid next to him finally managing to get your breathing back to normal. He knew if you needed something at that exact moment you'd tell him and he'd be more than willing to get you whatever it was you needed but after admiring you in the afterglow he'd get up and get something to clean you both off with and anything else you needed or wanted.
| B - Body Part [Their favorite body part on themselves and their S/O]
I feel like he'd like his arms or hands. He loves holding you whether that be holding your hand while walking through a park, placing his hand on your thigh while driving, or ᴸᴵᴳᴴᵀᴸᵞ ᵂᴿᴬᴾᴾᴵᴺᴳ ᴴᴵˢ ᴴᴬᴺᴰ ᴬᴿᴼᵁᴺᴰ ᵞᴼᵁᴿ ᴺᴱᶜᴷ ᴬˢ ᴴᴱ ᵂᴴᴵˢᴾᴱᴿˢ ˢᴵᴺᶠᵁᴸ ᵀᴴᴵᴺᴳˢ ᴵᴺᵀᴼ ᵞᴼᵁᴿ ᴱᴬᴿ ᴬˢ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴾᴬᶜᴱ ᴬᴺᴰ ᴴᴬᴿᴰᴺᴱˢˢ ᴼᶠ ᴴᴵˢ ᵀᴴᴿᵁˢᵀˢ ᴾᴵᶜᴷ ᵁᴾ OR his arms because Jae is pretty muscular and he use it to his advantage, for instance, you fall asleep in the car Jaehyun wouldn't want to wake you up in your peaceful state so he'd pick you up gently and carry you from the car into the apartment with ease along with many other advantages. ᵀᴴᴬᵀ ᴵᴺᶜᴸᵁᴰᴱ ᴴᴵᴹ ᴴᴼᴸᴰᴵᴺᴳ ᵞᴼᵁ ᵁᴾ ᴬᴳᴬᴵᴺˢᵀ ᵀᴴᴱ ᵂᴬᴸᴸ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ˢᴴᴼᵂᴱᴿ ᵂᴴᴵᴸᴱ ᴴᴱ'ˢ ᶠᵁᶜᴷᴵᴺᴳ ᵞou-
And on you he’d like your legs more specifically thighs or your waist. Like I’ve explained 1000 times he loves holding you so your waist is probably something he likes, whether it’s slim or not it’s perfect to him just like everything else about you. And thighs just because ✨𝓉𝒽𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓈✨.
| C - Cum [Anyting to do with cum basically]
He’d usually cum on your thighs, stomach, or back depending on what position your guys are in but on the occasions, he does cum inside of you he enjoys watching it drip out of you then pushing it back inside of you with his fingers or his dick then leaving it inside of you for some cockwarming after you two finish. (I'm a disgusting person🧍-)
| D - Dirty Secret [A dirty secret of theirs]
He's been wanting to try something semi-public with you. Like fucking you in a bathroom stall of a mall or an amusement park where ANYONE could walk in at ANY moment, while he wouldn't actually want to get caught the idea of you trying to stay quiet and keep him quiet while he hardens his thrusts making you whimper lowly plus the rush you two would get from it is just the cherry on top for him. (I wanna write a one shot about this🌚)
| E - Experience [how experienced they are when it comes to sex]
I wouldn't say Jae is crazy experienced but I also wouldn't say he isn't? Like he's had maybe two partners before you so he has a bit of experience but just because he hasn't had a bunch of partners doesn't mean he doesn't know exactly what buttons to push to have you whimpering and shaking for him
(and A BEING GOOD OR KNOWING A LOT ABOUT WHAT THEIR DOING DOESN’T MEAN YOU SHOULD ASSUME THAT THEY’VE HAD A TON OF PARTNERS‼️)
| F - Favorite Position [this ones obvious]
He really likes when your on top of him and facing him so probably Lotus or yknow literally just you riding him and this is because he loves seeing your face slightly scrunch up due to the pleasure and he want to be able to kiss you whenever he wants to.
| G - Goofy [Are they more goofy or serious in the moment]
He always tries to be sweet and sentimental during moments like that like telling you he loves you and just praising you in general but if you do the same to him he’ll get flustered and kind of shy but continue nonetheless. Plus Jaehyun is a dork so it wouldn't be an often occurrence but he'd let his dorky side shine through sometimes like if you were visibly nervous about doing something with him he'd say something to try and light up the mood and to get you to smile so he's not exactly goofy but not 100% serious either.
| H - Hair [how well do they Manscape]
I feel like he'd trim but he isn't completely bare. He feels like having hair is more of a manly look but he also thinks it takes way to long to shave so he keeps himself tidy and trims now and then but doesn't fully shave it off.
| I - intimacy [How romantic they are during heated moments]
He always tries to be romantic even if it's just a quickie or he's super exhausted, he always wants to make sure you know how much he loves you and cares for you and he wants you to feel appreciated and never wants you to think he doesn't care. He gets flustered easily and can get shy sometimes but it still doesn't stop him from letting you know how much he loves you.
| J - Jack Off [self explanatory]
He doesn't do it too often but if he had a dream about you and woke up with a raging hard-on or something he'd get into the shower to cool himself off plus it makes for the easiest cleanup.
| K - Kinks [What they're into]
He doesn't have any hardcore kinks or anything but he'd probably be into marking, like leaving Hickey's, bite marks, and the occasional red print of his hand on your body, and he enjoys when you mark him as well.
He may like to be called daddy(?) not to an extreme like with DDLG or anything like that but occasionally, Maybe if he's really needy or your really needy you'll call him Daddy just to get him going or something(?).
He's definitely into body worship and praising both ways, he loves to be told he's making you feel good and you complimenting him always makes him flustered and he loves telling you how good you're doing for him.
Likes edging and overstimulating you and also being edged and over stimulated and he's a fan of dirty talking. Nuff said.
| L - Location [Favorite place to have sex]
Literally anywhere in your home. He likes having the freedom to make noise, do whatever for however long, etc etc, but he doesn't care where it is in your house you have sex whether it's the floor, kitchen counter, shower, couch, etc.
| M - Motivation [Turn-ons]
This man finds you so attractive it's impressive how easily you can get him going, you look at him a certain way, and he’ll be reading every single thing you do towards him as flirtatious, your thighs are exposed, Man is putty in your fucking hands, and making out with you or you kissing his neck gets him too.
| N - NO [turn offs, something they wouldn't do]
Anything involving another party. Whether it be someone watching you two, him watching you and someone else, or a threesome, it's just something he doesn't like the idea of at all, so not necessarily a turn-off but he wouldn't be comfortable with it.
Anything that has to do with him hurting you or you hurting him he is not for at all, BDSM is a no, even though he somewhat likes being called daddy on rare occasions DDLG creeps him out, and he wouldn't like insulting you or being insulted.
| O - Oral [once again self-explanatory]
Giving: doesn't fucking back down. Whenever he goes down on you he never half-asses anything. He gives you exactly what you need and it feels just as good to him as it does to you, it's something about seeing you that pleasured and knowing he's the cause of it that gets him, he’ll quietly groan onto you while he's going down on you, he's just loves it.
Receiving: as much as he loves giving he loves seeing you on your knees in front of him just as much but will never admit that. He would groan and whimper so much, putting his hand on the back of your head and lightly pushing you down making you take him in deeper as his head tilts back and he groans while telling you how well your taking him- I'm gonna stop before I go feral. Needless to say, he enjoys you giving him head.
| P - Pace
My man got rhythm fOsurE- doesn't matter if it's a more sensual moment his thrusts are always hard and decently fast, yeah sure he'll start slow but his pace will always have the both of you seeing fucking stars.
| Q - Quickies
He does prefer to have more time to do whatever he wants with you but if there isn't time for a drawn-out session he wouldn't mind a quickie.
| R - Risk [comfort zone]
Like I explained in D [Dirty Secret.] he'd be open to trying out some semi-public stuff but he wouldn't actually wanna get caught if that makes any sense. He'd just wanna do it for the thrill.
| S - Stamina [how many rounds they can go]
To be honest with you I feel like his stamina is pretty decent he'd probably be able to go 3-4 rounds with little breaks in between.
| T - Toy [their favorite toys]
He probably wouldn't use toys on you but he would like to use silk ties or handcuffs to bind your wrists to your bed frame and maybe a blindfold as well,
But I also feel like if you were to use toys on yourself he'd like to try mutual masturbation, for example, you'd be sitting on the bed or something using a vibrator on yourself, whimpering and slightly shaking from the stimulation it's giving you while Jaehyun sits across from you Jerking off, but seeing you in that state would make him wanna take over.
| U - Unfair [do they tease, do they enjoy being teased]
He's a huge tease. Act surprised. He'll tease you by subtly brushing his hands over your chest or put his hand on your thigh moving it dangerously close but only rubbing soft circles on your inner thigh with his thumb but not touching you where you want him too, just using his teasing actions and words to get you all hot and bothered.
He lowkey enjoys it when you tease him as well, he finds it very intriguing and thinks it's pretty funny that you're doing it and acting like you won't let him bend you over the nearest surface and take you.
| V - Volume [do they moan or are they quiet]
If you two were somewhere he couldn't exactly make much noise then he'd keep his sounds to a minimum, little grunts here and there, heavy breathing, kissing you so he'd stay quiet, but if you were at home or a hotel or something and he didn't have to be that cautious about volume then he'd moan quite a bit, I feel like he'd get vocal because of the sounds you're making so he could put his fingers inside of you and would moan under his breath because he’d unconsciously mimic the sounds you'd make.
| W - Wild Card [Authors choice]
He's a switch with a top lean but if you were to initiate something and start being dominant with him he'd be putty in your hands.
| X - X-Ray [how big they are]
I feel like he'd be 8 inches when soft and a solid 8.5 when hard and he's not exactly super girthy but not super slim either so he's like in the middle of the scale but more towards the girthy side, but I mean hey your guess is as good as mine.
| Z - Zzz [How fast they fall asleep afterward]
He wouldn't allow himself to fall asleep until he got you cleaned up and made sure you had whatever you needed. If you're the type to fall asleep fast he'd pull you towards his body and rub his hand up the side of your body making sure you were okay and asleep before closing his eyes and falling asleep himself but if you are the type of person who can't fall asleep quickly or easily he'd make sure you're alright before laying on top of you and nuzzling into your neck before letting sleep engulf him.
(well..was it absolute shit?)
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MBTI 101.
What 16Personalities thinks it is.
I’m bored, and I don’t want to work, so now I’m writing a blog post. I’d like to preface this by saying I’m no expert, just a member of the community who found it very difficult to understand, and wants to simplify it for others.
So, you may be thinking, what the hell is MBTI? MBTI stands for Myers-Briggs Type Indicator, and is a personality classification system which sorts you into four categories, forming a four-letter code which then determines cognitive functions (but we’ll talk about those another day).
MBTI was popularised by 16personalities.com, which attempts to simplify the system, but isn’t always accurate, and evaluates you on five categories instead of four, one of which is not technically MBTI. I don’t believe 16Personalities is bad, but I do think it’s worth less than your standard MBTI. However, it does give each type a recognisable name and avatar, which are commonly used in MBTI memes.
So, the four categories. First, extroversion (E) versus introversion (I). This is your sociability, essentially whether you generally find being solitary or around others more energising. When asked if they’d describe themselves as an introvert or extrovert, most people say neither, that they’re an ambivert, and this is technically true. Most people aren’t entirely extroverted, or entirely introverted, but MBTI sorts you into one or the other based on what you lean most towards. Depending on which category you fall into, the first letter of your personality code will be either an E or an I.
Second, intuitive (N) versus sensing (S). Intuition gets an N instead of an I simply to avoid repeating letters, and 16Personalities refers to sensing as ‘observant’. This is essentially an assessment of whether your attention is primarily external or internal, on your surroundings or in your own head. Most people would say they’re more so in their heads, but there is a clear differentiation. This is harder to put into words without cognitive functions. Sensors are often mistyped as intuitives, and many claim to be intuitive because intuitives are often seen as more intelligent--this is a trend, not a rule. In fact, the most intelligent people in the world are more likely to be sensors simply because sensors are more common. And with this category, an N or S is added to your code.
Third, thinking (T) versus feeling (F), the easiest category to explain. This is basically whether you make decisions with your head or heart, whether you focus on rationality or emotionality. That’s it, so the third letter in your code will be T or F.
Finally, judging (J) versus perceiving (P). This category is almost impossible to explain without functions, as it holds the most weight in your functions. This is also commonly misinterpreted; every time I’ve taken the 16Personalities test, it’s given me INTJ, when I know I am an INTP. (This was actually where the ‘architect’ part of my blog name came from, the name 16Personalities gives to INTJ. INTP is called the Logician, but is also commonly called the Architect, and I like the alliteration, so I’m keeping it.) I tend to explain this factor as how chaotic your head is; typically, judging types are very organised, and perceiving types aren’t. However, I’m an organised person, but I’m still a perceiving type. 16Personalities refers to perceiving as ‘prospecting’, which is also a pretty good way to look at it: judging types tend to focus on what there is, while perceivers tend to focus on what could be.
And this makes up your four letter code. For example, an ESFJ is extroverted, sensing, feeling, and judging, while an INTP is introverted, intuitive, thinking, and perceiving.
16Personalities gives you an additional letter, T or A (eg. ESTJ-T or ESTJ-A). These stand for turbulent or assertive, and is essentially an evaluation of neuroticism, but it isn’t actually a part of MBTI.
That basically wraps it up, but 16Personalities also sorts the types into four categories, which also aren’t part of MBTI, but are useful for references.
First, the Analysts. These avatars wear purple, and are the xNTx types: the intuitive thinkers, namely INTJ, the Architect, INTP, the Logician, ENTJ, the Commander, and ENTP, the Debater.
Second, the Diplomats. These avatars wear green, and are the xNFx types: the intuitive feelers, namely INFJ, the Advocate, INFP, the Mediator, ENFJ, the Protagonist, and ENFP, the Campaigner.
Third, the Sentinels. These avatars wear blue, and you’d expect them to be the xSTx or xSFx types, but are actually the xSxJs: the sensing judges, namely ISTJ, the Logistician, ISFJ, the Defender, ESTJ, the Executive, and ESFJ, the Consul.
Lastly, the Explorers. These wear yellow, and are the xSxPs: sensing perceivers, namely ISTP, the Virtuoso, ISFP, the Adventurer, ESTP, the Entrepreneur, and ESFP, the Entertainer.
MBTI does not technically determine personality or behaviour, but it does offer an explanation as to how a person’s mind works, and can help you understand others’ thought processes and perspectives.
And next, onto cognitive functions. (But not yet.)
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loudlyunladylike · 3 years
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Hello Vibes anon!
Well i mostly use the Ender Alphabet to learn it, i basically get a screem shot of the ender alphabet (whith the translation of each letter of course), write some simple things in english and then trasnlate them into ender (i allways look at the alphabet to see if i'm using the right letter), if you whant i can show you the ender alphabet! Here:
A = ⏃, B =⏚, C = ☊, D = ⎅, E = ⟒, F = ⎎, G = ☌, H = ⊑, I = ⟟, J = ⟊, K = ☍, L = ⌰, M = ⋔, N = ⋏, O = ⍜, P = ⌿, Q = ⍾, R = ⍀, S =⌇, T = ⏁, U = ⎍, X = ⌖, W = ⍙, Y = ⊬, Z = ⋉
I recomend you to be carefull whith P and R since they are basically the same letter but inverted, i would also say the easiest ones to memorise are O, S, I and T since they are the most similar to the english alphabet. A little tip for when you start practicing is that you should look up Pangram sentences, they are basically sentences that use all the letters of the alphabet for example: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog", this will help you write the letters so your hand and mind will get used to writing them, and also another thing that just saved me so much time whith learning is the Endermen Translator , this just helped me a lot and i hope it helps you too!
Well that was my quick guide on how to learn Endermen! I hope this helped Vibes anon and anyone interested in learning the lenguage, have a nice day everyone!
- Ender Anon/ ⟒⋏⎅⟒⍀ ⏃⋏⍜⋏
Ender anon you are amazing and an angel <3
Here you go everybody, I live to pass on the information :]]
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Tim Drake - NSFW Alphabet!
this was not requested
taglist: @daddyissuesmademe @idkmanicantenglish
A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)
Tim, as much as he enjoys it in the moment, can’t cope with being messy/sweaty etc after you’re done. He likes to shower together after sex - lots of kisses, mumbling how amazing you are into your skin, cleaning each other while half-holding each other up with exhaustion. After that, he loves to go back to bed and play with your hair while you both drift off to sleep. This is one of the only times Tim will sleep straight through the night.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On himself, Tim likes his hands. He has long, slender fingers: much of his childhood was spent playing piano, and his handwriting is gorgeous when he actually tries. They’re often stained with ink, which reminds him how hard he works. Also... major fingering kink. Huge. He will happily finger you for hours.
On you, Tim is absolutely in love with your shoulders, collarbones, and neck. He thinks they all look so graceful and elegant. During foreplay and a lot of sex, Tim basically has to have his lips somewhere in this area. A surefire way to catch his attention is to wear an off-shoulder dress, or a nice necklace. (He may ask you to keep the necklace on during sex).
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)
Looooves to come onto your chest and collarbones. He isn’t so keen on coming inside, mostly because it lowkey terrifies him, but he can be convinced in the heat of the moment if you ask nicely enough. Tim comes a lot. Even after one round, there’s still a lot coming out of there. You will need a lot of tissues.
As an extension of the fingering kink, if you squirt, Tim will go absolutely nuts. He’ll totally lose his mind, and keep going until you do it three more times. He doesn’t care if he gets messy. He’s a champ and he powers through and it actually turns him on a ridiculous amount.
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
...he didn’t mean to do it, he just couldn’t help himself. It was one of the first times you slept at the manor, and you had to rush home in the morning - you quickly woke him up to say goodbye, but he was in the middle of a sex dream, and in all the rush you left behind your sweatshirt. Tim ended up holding it to his nose and furiously jacking off right after you left.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)
He’s definitely messed around with a few people by the time he meets you, but he’s quite possibly a virgin. Tim takes a long time to open up to anyone enough to actually have sex with them, so he tends to stick to foreplay for a long time. However, this means he’s very, very talented at foreplay; he’s also a very quick learner, and he loves to spend a long time getting to know his partner’s body. So, yes, he definitely knows what he’s doing, he just might be a little shy at first.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)
Cowgirl or the face-off. He loves being topped, and watching you on top of him is heaven for him. Plus, he can get to your clit easily in these positions. He’s totally happy to experiment with any positions you like, though.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)
Tim’s generally more serious - he doesn’t get much time with you, and he wants to be fully involved and focused in the moment. Especially for the first few times you have sex, Tim has a very intense focus about him, and he’s totally concerned with your pleasure. Once he learns your body more, though, moments of goofiness and laughter can shine through.
H = Harmony (do they like music in the background?)
Once Tim gets his hands on you, everything else is tuned out. He couldn’t care less about what’s going on in the background. The one exception to this is if there are other people in the building: Tim tries to have some background music or radio to seem less suspicious. 
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)
Tim’s only really likely to have sex with you if he genuinely loves you, or at least cares about you very deeply. You can feel this in each of his touches. It’s as if he’s in awe of you, literally worshipping your body, and there’s a very specific kind of gentle, loving intensity. If you’re taking charge, it’s quite common for him to gasp, god, you’re perfect, I love you so much-
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
Outside of a relationship, Tim almost never jacks off. He often goes months without touching himself, simply because he never allows himself to relax enough to do so. He’ll only ever do it if, for example, you inadvertently get him so riled up that he can’t control it any longer. Even once he’s in a relationship, he rarely does it. He’d prefer to wait for you. Phone sex is the big exception, though - regular business trips are made a little easier by hearing your voice.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)
Masochist, femdom, bondage (on you or him), vibrators and cock rings, risky/semi-public sex, fingering, sensation play e.g. ice, blindfolds (on him), hair pulling, hickeys (on you), edging, sending nudes
L = Location (favorite places to do the do)
1. The bedroom
2. Shower
3. Office/kitchen counter (tie)
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)
The easiest way to turn Tim on is, simply, to let it be known that you want him while also encouraging him to relax. Press up against him when you kiss him a goodbye on the cheek in the morning, and you’ll be in his head all day. Run your nails down his shoulders while you massage them. Coax him into bed because you ‘can't sleep without him”. Tim is always lowkey horny, you just have to get him thinking about sex.
Once you get going, Tim very easy gets caught up in everything. He lives to hear your moans and watch your expressions. The more pleasure he gives you, the more he wants to give.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
No sharing. Tim has enough insecurities, and he doesn’t want that amplified by getting someone else involved. He also doesn’t want anything that has the potential to cause real harm (e.g. knives) - pain is fine, but he would never forgive himself if he genuinely hurt you. As for turn offs, Tim doesn’t like anyone who is too full of themselves or overly arrogant. He also hates someone who acts too aloof.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)
Tim does enjoy giving oral - especially after you’ve came once or twice already - but, again, he’d honestly prefer to finger you or at least have his hands involved. He finds it stupidly hot if you sit on his face. He doesn’t care if he can’t breathe, he’ll literally grab your hips and pull you down onto him harder.
He definitely prefers to receive (he isn’t selfish, he repays you) since it’s one of the only times he can completely let go. As much as he knows it’s a cliche, he goes absolutely crazy for a blowjob under his office desk. 
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)
He usually goes for a slow, intense pace if he’s in control. He wants to savour every moment and each one of your reactions; that means a steady, thorough pace, so he can angle each one of his thrusts just right. However, when he’s particularly high on adrenaline (or jealous) he adopts a faster and less sensual pace.
If you’re taking the reins, Tim’s a sucker for a rougher pace. Tease him by going slow at first, then work it up so you’re practically bruising his hips with how hard you’re riding him, and watch his eyes roll right back into his skull.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)
Of course Tim prefers to take the time to really indulge, but his schedule doesn’t often allow that. The majority of sex with Tim is probably quickies. For example: in his office on his lunch break, on the kitchen table before leaves for work, in a side alley on a quiet night of patrol. He also loves a quick phone call in the middle of meetings. Once you figure out how to rile him up enough and get him in the mood, you’ll receive a lot of frantic and desperate calls.
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
Obviously. He gets off so much on knowing there’s a risk of being caught, pressing his palm over your mouth while he buries his own moans in the crook of your neck. He’s much less keen on risking any harm to you.
As for experimentation, Tim is all for it, but you have to give him time to research it first. He needs to be fully prepared and informed for anything he does. Tim’s actually pretty likely to suggest new things, depending on whatever he finds during this research: especially as he becomes more experienced, he suggests a lot of new things to try together (pegging). He trusts you completely.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)
Pretty good stamina - enough to make you come at least once, but he usually chooses to slow down and pace himself so he can make you come two or three times (<3). He kind of loses it and comes fast if you ride him hard and maybe push him down, but he’ll make up for it. Tim’s entirely capable of going two or three rounds if you’ve got the time and the energy; this generally happens when he comes home after a few weeks away. If you’re feeling down or insecure, though, there’s at least 2 rounds of body worship coming your way.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)
I’m just gonna say it. Tim has a butt plug. He busts it out after particularly stressful weeks, and although it’s something he initially keeps quiet, he can be convinced to bring it into your bed if that’s something you’re into. He also loves it when you use cockrings or restraints on him. On you, Tim absolutely loves using vibrators.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Not the biggest tease at first, but the real teasing comes when he starts edging you. Tim doesn't necessarily mean it in a cruel way - unless you’ve asked him to - and it’s more in a way of building you up to an even stronger orgasm. He feels a little bad if he teases you too much. Even when he’s playfully flirting, he never really takes it far enough for it to become teasing - he prefers to stay vaguely suggestive and let your mind do the rest. For Tim, it’s all about you teasing him.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)
Lots of breathy moans, pants of your name, and this can sometimes devolve into whimpers as he gets closer to his orgasm. He doesn’t often verbalise, since he’s normally too far gone to actually string sentences together, but when he does it’s praise. He’s not ridiculously loud but his moans are pretty much constant, and occasionally you get one out of him that the neighbours definitely hear.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
He comes on the spot the first time you bite his shoulder.
X = X-marks the spot (where’s their favourite place to give/receive hickies)
Tim doesn't exactly have a possessive streak, but he can become easily insecure and likes to know that you're clearly ‘his’. He loves to leave hickies across your collarbone, just low enough that they can be covered if need be, but he secretly goes wild if you leave them just poking out over the collar of your shirt. He thinks they’re a little juvenile, though, so he doesn’t mark you unless something sets him off.
He has quite pale skin and bruises very easily. This makes him a dream to leave marks on. He tells you not to, since they’re a pain to explain to the family, but if you suck bruises into his hipbones during a blowjob he’s going to have to bite down on his hand to keep quiet.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)
As above - he’s pretty much always lowkey, background-level horny. Tim is always up for sex, as long as you get him thinking about it for a few hours beforehand. In the average week, Tim will probably go for sex around two times, but this can be more if you’ve been apart for a long time beforehand.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
You’ve got about ten to fifteen minutes to clean up, tell him how much you love him, and get back into bed before he’s out like a light. On the upside, Tim’s very cuddly after sex, and you’ll wake up wrapped in his arms.
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Omgggggg I love the denki headcanons! Can you do some with hikaru?
Sorry Lemondrops,,, I went overboard on a few of these. As always my askbox and taglists are open, enjoy!
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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
Hikaru is such a cuddler oml. After sex he just wants to hold you close, he prefers seeing your face, but anyway he can hold you tight makes him happy. Hikaru would rather clean the sheets later and focus on you, he almost always has water bottles and snacks like dried fruit near him if you need them. If you two got a little rough (Let’s be honest, this is Hikaru, you did) Hikaru will rub lotion or oils into your sore spots until you feel better.
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
Hikaru likes your lips and eyes, the way you chew your lips or how big your eyes can grow when you’re excited? He melts. On top of that, you know the exact look and just how to kiss him to make him a puddle in your hands
On himself however, Hikaru loves his arms. How he could throw you over his shoulder at anytime, how you giggle and swoon every time he goes in for a bear hug, or how you leave scratches down the length of his biceps everytime he thrusts into you
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
Doesn’t have a preference other than your face. He likes to see your lovely face clearly as much as he can during the deed. But if you cum on him? He’ll savor it, he enjoys being marked. Your cum and juices on his face? It only gets him harder. But overall Hikaru enjoys cumming in you if you’re okay with it, he thrives to see his spunk dripping out of your worn out hole.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
He wants to fuck you in the music room when guests are still there. Maybe when things are slowing down and everything isn’t as busy, but still populated. On a couch further back, away from the crowds but you’ll still have to be caeful of the noises coming out of your mouth. Hikaru pushing you deeper into the club’s cushions, having your cum stain the couches he’ll use the next day.
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Meeeeh He has a general idea, he’s been coped up in his room most of the time, so a high consumption of porn, but he understands that’s not how things always work out. He picks it up as you go along, more than anything Hikaru is focused if you’re having a good time, he’s quick to learn what you like.
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Standard missionary for the most part, but for lazy morning sex when neither of you really want to move, he prefers on your sides with your leg over his for easy access so he can still cuddle while he’s inside you
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
Not goofy whatsoever, Hikaru wants nothing during sex but to shower you in love, adoration and leave you both incredibly satisfied. Though sometimes his “harmless” tickling and laughs leads to groping and feverous kisses. Hikaru’s more of a tease than a goof
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Completely waxed, as a model for his mother’s company its much easier just to get rid of it all together. But underwear model Hikaru? Punk/Peirced Hikaru?...... That kind of stuff... Its already in the works, just ask ;)
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Hikaru’s all about intimacy, taking care of you first is the easiest way of getting himself off, although you’d like to say you’re past the honeymoon phase, it doesn’t quite feel like it. Every time you cum Hikaru reassures you, he wants to make you feel special, because you’re his everything
J = Jerk Off (How often, what are they thinking about, …)
Hikaru tries to not masturbate as much as he did back when you two weren’t together, its kind of weird to him now getting off without you there, he’d much rather cum with you or just try to ignore it. However, there are times that he’s away with the host club or his family and he’ll go through his phone for older nudes or texts, but most of the time he’ll text you.
From Hikaru: I need you so bad (N/N), I’m so hard it hurts
You: Is that so? Let me see
Hikaru sent an attachment
Voicemail from Princess💖
Just like that Hikaru, ooh your dick looks so good, you wish I was there don’t you? Wrapping my lips around your cock and sucking you dry, I want you to come all over my face, give me a pearl necklace baby, hold on for a little longer Hikaru, I want you to wait for me, you want to cum? Then you better beg for it
He has numerous voicemails just like it, its easiest for him to get off when he can hear your voice or smell you, so don’t be surprised when Hikaru’s packing for a trip and a few of your panties go missing
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Biting: Hikaru can get hard from the sight of hickies and love-bites littered over your body, Hikaru loves to make you squirm when you’re on his lap and starts to nibble on your collarbones, or better yet hold you down when he’s eating you out as he leaves not-so-gentle bites along your bikini line
Praising: From or to you, during the act Hikaru makes sure you feel loved and appreciated, deep down he’s a little insecure about his skills so it’d do Hikaru good to boost his ego,,,, just a bit
Exhibition: Hikaru loves the thrill of getting caught, in a hallway of his mansion, the music room a few minutes before an event starts or behind a curtain at a gala, if you do get caught, don’t expect him to stop.
Panty Theft: He doesn’t know why, but Hikaru can’t help but sneakily pocket a pair when he’s over or pick a pair off the floor the morning after. He’s says that he was just interested in style’s for the family business, or just conveniently forgot to give them back to you, but deep down he hopes one of two situation will turn out from this a) You finally break and make him replace the ones he’s stolen (He get’s to spoil you and see your new collection... its a win-win) or b) you don’t have any panties left,,, either way he’s going to show off that shit eating grin
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
As mentioned before, Hikaru really doesn’t care where (or when) you two do the do, there’s been more than once you’ve returned to an event or class with your hair in a mess and your clothes a little more wrinkled
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Honestly, little things go way farther than what you’d expect. How you stretch in bed every morning, the look on your face when concentrating or when a do a little dance or wiggle when you’re excited. Hikaru is also a bit touch starved, so running your hands over his chest when you straighten his tie or nuzzling is neck when you two are cuddling gets him going pretty easily too.
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
Threesomes, as often as he plays the brotherly card at the host club, he loves no one but you, and believes it should stay that way in the bedroom. In addition, aside from spanking, hair pulling or biting, Hikaru really doesn’t want to harm you.
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
He’s doesn’t have a preference, but in his mind oral should be given with a balance, so its not only one party reciving. Although he doesn’t believe it, Hikaru is up there when it comes to skill, he mostly derives off of your sounds and breathing. If you can barely speak, then he’s doing his job correctly.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
It depends on the mood, but most of the time Hikaru wants to feel every part of you, so he’s a bit on the slower side. Hikaru’s so big that the stretch of his dick inside you makes you breathless every time without fail. If you do go rough, Hikaru can’t hold back spilling praises and ‘I love you’s, but fast or slow, Hikaru wants to hold you throughout.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Hikaru isn’t opposed to a quickie if the time calls for it, he just finds it easier to be in a bedroom so clean-up is a little easier and the act is more comfortable with pillows and a mattress for example instead of a wall. Regardless, Hikaru is down for anywhere and anytime if you agree to it, if you two are that horny than he’s willing to fuck you into the floor.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Hikaru’s up for anything once, but if he doesn’t like something afterwards he’s going to tell you. As mentioned before, Hikaru thrives when in the face of getting caught, so something similar isn’t off the table in the slightest. As for other types of risks,,, let’s just say there might be a deeply buried breeding kink in there somewhere.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Hikaru is usually up for three or four rounds, depending on how long you can take it. Hikaru strives to get you to cum first, because its going to take him a while before he snaps, Hikaru can hold off for at least thirty minutes before he truly reaches a full climax, so be prepared for a long, exhausting night.
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
Hikaru is a big fan of toys, when he’s not spoiling you with clothes or exotic sweets, its with new toys for in the bedroom. On you or him he really doesn’t care, as long as you’re both having a good time. Don’t be afraid to rough him up a little with a cockring, handcuffs and a plug once in a while, not only does he love when you leave him really a little sire the next day, but you deserve a little pay back for all the times he’s teased you.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
Speaking of, Hikaru will tease you to no end. (Sorry I thought a drabble would be more adequate for this one)
You caught Hikaru’s eye in the sparse hallway, quickening your pace to finally clap your arms around his neck.
“You would not believe the day I had” You muttered into his shoulder, going on to explain the insanity of your lab partner and the test you nearly failed. Hikaru interlocked your fingers with his and continued walking you to lunch, stroking his thumb over yours as you continued. Once you were in the hallway block for the lunchroom, Hikaru walked himself toward you, until you were snugly pressed between Hikaru and the wall. Your head drooped with satisfaction as Hikaru began running his teeth along your neck and running his large hands up and down your waist.
“H-hikaru!” You whispered frantically, whipping your head around to see if anyone was watching,less than fifty feet away was the beginning of the line for students to pick up lunches, anyone could turn at any point and this hallway wasn’t exactly known for being unfrequented. “ We could get caught! We can’t just, just makeout in the middle of the hallway!”
“Oh, we can’t?” He chuckled, pressed his toned hips towards you, he wasn’t completely hard but you could feel the bulge of his glorious dick pressing into you. After a few sweet kisses from Hikaru to sooth his  previous bites, you began returning them, tugging on his tie to deepen the kiss and Hikaru sucked on your bottom lip, your breath became ragged and the heat from your core quickly began to overcome your fear from possible on-lookers. Hikaru dipped his dipped behind you to the small of your back, making small circles into your Venus dimples.
Suddenly, Hikaru pulled away, straightening the magenta bow around your neck and brushing off his slacks. As he began to walk towards the lunchroom Hikaru extend his hand behind him, signaling you to retrieve it. Still dazed from arousal, you took a minute before catching up.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
Hikaru’s not a full-on screamer, but he’s not exactly quiet. Its heavy panting and moans for the most part. Hikaru’s dirty talk is on another level, he’s not afraid to pull out his dom voice if you’re being a brat.
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
Hikaru is quite the switch, he’s happy on either end of the spectrum. When’s Hikaru is domming he can be both an extremely hard or extremely soft dom. Putting you into your place and edging you until you cry, or adorning you with praises, gentle kisses and soothing touches. If he’s subbing however, you’ll have to get the brat out of him first, but beyond that he’s a pillow princess.
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
As I have mentioned in numerous other headcanons, Hikaru is t h i c c about six and a half inches, but he’s so hot and vainy that your mind goes blank.
Your lungs seem to rattle as you let out another shaky breath, sinking down on to Hikaru’s cock, biting harder on your lip you try to hold in a sob as Hikaru rubs circles into your back, chest pressed against yours.
“(Y/N), I know baby, just breathe you’re doing so good taking me”
Your brain feels cloudy, hardly registering the praises Hikaru lavishes you with, you’re just so full. His dick throb so hard inside you, you can feel the pulse in your throat as you lift yourself up again and push down harder. The stretch feels like too much and just right all at the same time, as if you aren’t careful, he’ll split you in two. You push aside the thought and start riding him harder, yearning to feel more of him inside you; Hikaru meets your bounces and hits your cervix head-on. Your vision goes white for a second, heartbeat quickening as your ragged breath hit Hikaru’s shoulder.
“You’re so big Hikaru, so so good” You mumble into his neck, drunken off of pleasure you struggle to keep up your previous pace. Hikaru hums in response and flips you on your back and kisses your sternum
“Be good for me alright princess? Its my turn, so just relax, I got you”
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Pretty average, if you’re in the mood Hikaru’s not going to say no, but he’s not the type to try and seduce you every three hours because he’s horny. If you do go at it for longer or rougher than usual, Hikaru is good for a day or two. Hikaru’s not going to leave you hanging or unsatisfied
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Depending on when and where you do the do, Hikaru doesn’t necessarily need to sleep for a couple hours. But if you do happen to be completely limp from exhaustion, Hikaru will clean you up, make sure you’re hydrated and cuddle while you fall asleep.
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Is Nishinoya an ESFP? MBTI Analysis with Functions
With a height of 159cm and the number 4 on his back, our fierce libero of Karasuno has always a big presence wherever he is.
One of the manliest among the crows and with his apparent animal-like instincts he never fails to impress the people around him.
All those things are visible by simply looking at Nishinoya first hand by watching the anime or reading the manga.
But there is another thing: Nishinoya is an ESFP.
Something you cannot directly see on first glance.
ESFP?
Oh yes, for those of you who are not familiar with MBTI personality test, the MBTI personality test basically gives the tester four letters meaning you are either E or I, N or T, F or S, and lastly J or P.
Last time in our post we only covered those letters and didn’t go much deeper into the cognitive functions, we only went over the letters without making any connections to the stack.
As an supposed ESFP Nishinoya’s stack is the following: Se-Fi-Te-Ni.
Step by step we will cover each function, it’s meaning considering the position on the stack and also Nishinoya’s extroverted nature (E).
I will show you my deep analysis on Nishinoya’s personality type through my own observations until the latest season and the manga (status: season 3), showing you in detail why Nishinoya is potentially an ESFP. (Yes this is a spoiler warning.)
Let’s not wait any longer and dive into the journey of Nishinoya’s personality!
Extroversion:
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Ever wondered that there are people who are either surrounded by a group or have someone else around, but you never see them alone?
That’s extroversion, the kind of person who feels the most energized and happy when they can be around others.
The E in ESFP stands for the trait that shows how someone ‘charges’ their battery, meaning if they get exhausted by spending time alone or with people. In case of an extrovert, they get easily drained when they are spending time alone and derive their energy when they are around others, seeking much more social contact to refill the battery.
And Nishinoya is just that kind of person if you observe him throughout the anime.
The very first indicator of his obvious extroversion can be seen right away when he is introduced in the series, someone who is very loud and open-minded, boldly saying anything that comes into his mind at the moment.
After Hinata talks to for the first time he shows an easy-going and open nature that seems ready to interact with even strangers. He gets easily excited as seen when Hinata called him senpai and he immediately got carried away by that offering him anything he wants in return, teaching him at any time he wants to.
Not only does he get excited over that single thing but in several other scenes you can see him as a moodmaker as he pushes away the most negative aura due to the excitement of a new opponent he can learn from or confront.
He doesn’t fear direct confrontation and speaking his mind, and even when got suspended, the others asked him how he was in such good form despite being absent. Nishinoya stated that he had trained with the neighborhood women and other people to keep his training on-going.
After returning to Karasuno and playing as a regular again, it’s seen that he casually talks to the new members as well as his upperclassmen.
Additionally Nishinoya is always standing next to someone, very close, jumps on their back or like in Tsukishima’s case even bites his shoulder despite the fact he isn’t that close to him.
A true extrovert through and through.
Dominant Se:
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Our first actual function, the dominant Se.
What is Se?
Se is a perceiving function aka the S for Sensing and since we established Nishinoya is an extrovert the first function on his Stack is, to no surprise, also extraverted.
Therefore Nishinoya’s dominant function is extraverted Sensing.
What does that mean now?
Having a perceiving function as your dominant function can already say a lot how you interact with the world around you and it’s the first thing people will notice when they look at you without even having to interact with you.
Since the dominant function is the first one that develops in our functional stack it’s the strongest and the most natural one we use, meaning it’s the easiest to use.
The Se in Nishinoya’s stack being his first function represents a lot about how we perceive him as a person, it could also be seen as the function when you introduce someone and the first words you would describe a person with.
What are the first words you would describe Nishinoya with?
Probably a lot and I can tell you: all of them would fall into the Dom Se category!
Now after a long explanation let’s see what the Dom Se is actually telling us.
His dominant function tells us that Nishinoya interacts with the world directly as his relationship with the world is established through physical sensation, it relies on sensory experience meaning what is happening around me is a constant question that his subconscious is trying to answer by observing the things around him.
Stimulating experiences to get a kick of adrenaline and enjoying the world around him, taking any opportunity that comes his way as he spots them and takes advantage of them.
People with Dom Se can be described as adventurous, loud, bold, courageous, adaptable and entertaining.
They also think that actions speak more than words, does that ring a bell?
Starting with the most obvious part is his strong sense of focussing on opportunities as he brushes off worries and concerns that others might have by playing them off, especially Asahi is someone he always explains not to be a worrywart, he often scolds Asahi for whining a lot instead of properly doing something unlike some other Aces.
Another one would be wearing shirts with word plays on them, especially those which sounded manly to him, as he also is determined to become a manly man despite his height and does live by those principles to fulfill the desire of becoming what he wishes to be instead of simply saying it or pretending to.
This is not the only decision he made based on the excitement he felt, even joining Karasuno was due to the fact he liked the uniforms and wanted to wear them as he regarded them as cool and manly.
His way of intaking all the events happening is clearly shown in the anime many times.
Nishinoya never takes his eyes off whenever they are playing or watching someone, always having the people and events around him in sight.
In-game his reflexes are unmatched as seen in the first Dateko match in season one where he got the ball with his foot at the last second.
Shortly before the first Seijoh vs Karasuno match, Hinata and Nishinoya were sitting next to each other watching Oikawa serve against another team. Especially in the manga Nishinoya emphasizes his strong desire to receive one of his serves since he mentioned that in his middle-school years he heard about an extremely talented setter that had powerful serves, even though they were not that strong like the current Oikawa.
His adventurous and courageous side wanting to enjoy the challenges around him is seen here clearly. He never directly spoke to Oikawa and in the practice match he wasn’t there but immediately spotted him. He also got angry when Aone spoke to Karasuno before their first match as he still holds a small grudge against him, even though he wasn’t at the scene at that point he always looks around and spotted them talking, quickly joining in.
Nishinoya’s constant watch on what is happening around him is also shown when he receives during practice despite just arriving at the gym or training independently without anyone asking him to receive, he also looks out for his team members and has a close watch on his opponents all the time like Yaku from Nekoma who stated that people like Nishinoya who constantly watch others with the desire to grow are indeed scary.
Yet those parts also show us that Nishinoya’s Se can go into extremes that may be considered unhealthy.
We see that Nishinoya is very moody at times and his behaviour flips in an instant, which can be - in Daichi’s case f.e - very annoying and unpredictable.
Nishinoya is a serious player and we also see him being hard-working showing us that he actually cares about his team but at other times his simple curiosity and superficial mindset can cause more trouble, yet we see it rather off-court than on-court when he interacts with people.
Auxiliary Fi:
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The second function on his stack: Auxiliary Fi.
The feeling side we can observe in Nishinoya without digging too deep is also due to the function being rather on the top of the stack as the second function works like a support for the dominant óne.
Fi stands for introverted Feeling which is one of the judging functions, since Nishinoya’s Dominant Se is a perceiving one the information he constantly gathers also needs processing to evaluate situations and develop a good moral judgement before rushing to things.
Therefore the Se-Fi works like that: Se intakes information that Fi is going to process and evaluate properly in order to reduce more damage and help his emotional state by not completely being too reckless.
Being the second function Nishinoya resisting his Fi would be quite hard so we can see a lot of moments he actually uses it in the anime as well.
We have different varieties were his Fi is present one would be when he sticks close to his Dom Se, his comfort zone and tries to ignore the Fi but it comes out in a way or another, which is displayed through brushing off important feelings or emotions, ignoring warning signs, the lack of understanding why some paths may be dangerous and unhealthy,looking down on those who are too earnest and avoiding responsibility by playing the victim.
While Nishinoya is earnest himself and also displays those types of behaviours rather than the beginning in the series we see those slight resists in some examples.
The first scene in which Noya appeared was showing that he broke a mop and was very angry as he lashed out due to his emotions. That very scene was due to Asahi declaring that he would stop playing which stirred him up, also showing that he stopped coming to the club as well (even without his suspension) because he just can’t play if Asahi is not around, making this decision heavily based on emotions only.
Nishinoya doesn’t need Asahi to play his position, rationally speaking and with his skill-level it wouldn’t be a problem at all to keep playing with other people instead, yet he simply was against it irrationally choosing what felt right to him as he tried to blame Asahi for the whole situation they were in.
We also see that when Asahi is overly earnest and tries his best Nishinoya tends to make fun of him or look down on him for his good-nature and soft heart which is one of Asahi’s good sides yet a weak point as well.
He doesn’t take any warnings either as he brushes them off easily one example would be when he ignored the warning that the vice-principle was coming and he still ignored that fact causing him to get suspended.
Still Nishinoya’s Fi also displayed itself in a manner that can be viewed as overindulging in Fi which means when still developing Fi and don’t knowing how to use it, Nishinoya for example can use it subconsciously in an extreme manner.
The Asahi example can be again taken for that.
Another one would be that negative feelings are kept unresolved and inhibit his judgement, one of that moments are few but in the case of season 4 we see that even Nishinoya can stop to function in his position as a Libero after meeting Atsumu Miya’s serve that made him remember how he messed up many times and how he used to fear everything at a point making him feel useless.
Nishinoya takes things too personally at times too, as he almost started a fight with Kageyama on the court when they played against Dateko in season 4 episode 6 and 7.
His first reaction was feeling attacked by Kageyama’s remark about him being in the way which was justified, after the matter being explained Nishinoya backed off but the immediate reaction showed his trait.
But most of the time, especially apart of the beginning where Nishinoya started to appear, we can clearly see him use his Fi in a healthy manner.
Nishinoya’s emotions are always authentic and he accepts emotions very well not making fun of them (in a serious way that is).
He wanted to play against Oikawa due to his respect to him and his immense development in that short time he had heard from him in middle-school, motivating him even more as he played against him.
All in all his emotions are easily spotted, genuine and he shows them openly. When he is sad or touched he easily cries, when angry he gets louder and yells at people, even when Hinata talked to him he got touched and therefore offered to help him right away, simply because Hinata said some nice words.
Especially when excited and happy he even jumps high and climbs on other people’s backs.
He is also very understanding towards mistakes and short-comings, being the first one to encourage his teammates no matter if it was a good play or a big mistake.
Even on the sidelines he is the first one to jump over and rush into a hug to congratulate the one who made a point.
His famous line “I got your backs”, also shows us his other ways of showing emotional encouragement and himself displaying his empathetic nature of thinking about others while pushing his own self-care of confidence.
Someone who wears his heart on his sleeve, that is Nishinoya Yuu.
Tertiary Te:
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As his tertiary function is Te his balance consists of Fi-Te.
Even when someone with an auxiliary Fi tries to resist it or there is a lack in it, in Nishinoya’s case it being the second on his stack makes it hard so Te is the defense mechanism that comes in when Fi is in one of those mentioned states.
Te rewards the lacking Fi with a sense of competence and strength, this means the lacking Fi misuses the Te causing the person to fall into a Te loop that tries to find a short-term “solution” for deep-lying self-image or self-confidence issues.
Nishinoya is very stubborn when it comes to his own skills and competences, despite being an amazing Libero and proving that fact in every match he stills seems to be never satisfied with himself and always seeks to improve, as he does that in a very domineering way not letting anyone stop him or even gets angry and resentful when someones tries to threaten or advise him that he is fine as he is. He refuses help from others at those times and does what he believes his right, as long as he sees he is competent enough to reach his goal his Te rewards his Fi with that false sense of strength to make him more confident about himself for the time-being than he actually is.
When he tells himself that he can do a certain thing for sure and obsessively emphasizes that even when he is in a monologue it is mostly to negative emotions, f.e when he fails to get receives several times or especially when he is not confident.
In season 4 we also see him almost not doing an overhand receive because it was the more secure way despite Nishinoya clearly trained to do exactly that receive especially when it came to jump floaters after experiencing Hanamaki doing it in the game of season 2.
His negative emotions mostly are buried behind a facade of I got your back, I am sure I can get any receive and many other words that should express his power.
Since we saw in the manga part and anime in season one, in the first practice match against Nekoma that Nishinoya praised Yaku for his skills but didn’t recognize his own, Yaku mentioned that Nishinoya probably doesn’t even see it himself. It shows that Nishinoya might be aware he is not confident but subconsciously expresses confident manners when in a loop.
Inferior Ni:
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Ni, the last one on Nishinoya’s stack and it’s also the function that could be considered the least developed one out of the four.
While Ni is there to learn about intuitive connections it’s there to encourage yourself to nurture the inner world and reflect on the things happening around you, as well as connecting them into a context so you can fill the unknown in yourself. It also provides the imagination of idealistic ideas and envisioning the future ahead of you all that is part of introverted Intuition.
Yet in Nishinoya’s case Ni is his last function on the stack, it means he is more prone to resist and ignore his NI, especially when his Dom Se is going to extremes, this can cause the ignored Ni to become louder and louder when the problems caused by the former and it even can be threatening over time.
And that’s where Ni grip comes in, it unconsciously tries to compensate for the lack of the Se or Se extremes, but since the Ni usually is still underdeveloped it doesn’t turn out well and then the so-called grip happens.
The grip can be described when people would say this isn’t like you at all since usually the one exhibiting the grip behaviour isn’t even aware of that fact.
Nishinoya in Ni grip would be almost the opposite of what he almost is.
Hard to believe that the upbeat Nishinoya could be anything but loud and excited?
Well very wrong, in season four we actually see Nishinoya in his best Ni-grip behaviour.
Where do you ask?
Atsumu Miya standing on the other side of the court.
Yes, Nishinoya may be really excited and loves the challenge but especially in the course of the match we see him being quite different than we usually know him and see a whole different side of him.
It’s almost as if he was isolating himself while he felt trapped, felt very gloomy, frustrated, helpless, unassured and doubtful which are all signs of Ni grip.
He was doubting himself over and over and panicked about not being able to move, totally frozen and paraylzed by fear.
It’s as if the Nishinoya who said I got your back was a whole other being in that moment, his calm and contemplating nature about all the mistakes he could make by getting targeted and not being able to even move for Atsumu’s serves started in entire flashback about how he used to fear everything in his life.
He himself explained he moved on from that point where he was scared and after a long time admitted he was scared yet again like he used too as he indirectly questioned his confidence, abilities and his own value.
Usually Nishinoya who might be stubborn when it comes to advice or help but still accepts that he has Daichi and the others next to him, felt totally alone and trapped in that situation, closed-off and being able to reach out if it wasn’t for Kinoshita getting him out of that wrecked thought-process.
But Nishinoya himself questioned if this is all he could do, if this is the so-called Libero he should be and was almost freaking out by not being able to do anything due to he fear that overcame him,
It was a rare moment but that vulnerable, deep in thought Nishinoya who was unusually quiet and almost going crazy due to his inability seeking much more in that moment - That’s also part of Nishinoya but only the part that comes up when he is at his lowest.
As we understand now we surely can say, it was a moment where Nishinoya’s inferior Ni worked against him in a stressed situation, seeing it not being as developed as it should be but since it’s his inferior function around his age it’s quite normal for him to subconsciously misuse it to compensate for his Se extremes.
Conclusion:
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Nishinoya is the very depiction of an ESFP as he embodies all the traits that his functions should represent. His personality type that is called the entertainer fits his fierce and energized nature, unpredictable of what he is going to do next.
With his short height yet big presence, he always stands in the spotlight as his amazing skills, loud voice and strong personality overshadow his much taller allies and opponents.
Even his flashy way of talking, his hairstyle and confidence Nishinoya earns the title of an ESFP.
Never getting tired of what is possible and what has to come, and never stopping to explore much more to what is there in the world.
Can you agree or do you see other traits in Nishinoya?
Write it down in the comments!
Until next time, rushing for my tea with a rolling thuuunder!
Makii
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Hey, do you know any good word problems associated with abstract algebra (in particular groups/rings/fields)? I'm at a point where it's getting hard to explain to non-mathematicians what exactly my current math class is about because I can't connect it back to application.
I'm going to use this as an excuse to talk about a symmetry group that I came across recently. You may think that this is a good way to illustrate group theory, and many would agree with you. I would say "maybe". In his book Love and Math, Edward Frenkel uses the example of symmetry groups of rotations of a square table vs a circular table, and that was accessible when I read it in high school, but I missed his point until after I took group theory, so I'm just going to highlight it here: an important idea behind symmetry groups is that identifying the symmetry group of the object tells us something about the structure of the object. In the book he explicitly mentions the idea that while we think/are taught that the defining property of a circle is having a center point such that all boundary points are equidistant from the center, you could also classify a circle as a thing whose symmetry group is the circle group R/Z (or R/2piZ if they're comfortable with radians). I hear chemists sometimes use symmetry groups of molecules. I am now going to talk about group theory assuming the reader knows group theory, so that's a prerequisite. I've recently come across an example of a symmetry group in a much softer science. An acquaintance with whom I'm friendly is really into Myers-Briggs and the associated Cognitive Function Theory. I'll assume everyone's seen the Myers-Briggs part, but I'll describe the Cognitive Function Theory part here, or at least enough of it to do group theory on (because I'm more into the group theory and not really endorsing MBTI/CFT, but don't want to add that qualifier to every sentence, so I'll just talk about it like it's true bc that's easiest). CFT says there are are four kinds of methods of making sense of the world: Sensing and iNtuition (these are grouped together as "perceiving processes") and Thinking and Feeling (grouped together as "judging processes"). Each of these could be "introverted" or "extroverted", so one of your functions could be Ni (introverted iNtuition) or Fe (extroverted Feeling). The big idea of CFT is that you have one of each S, N, F, and T functions, and whether each is introverted or extroverted and the order of preference you subconsciously have for them determines your Myers-Briggs type (theoretically in a more robust way than the I/E, S/N, T/F, P/J basis). Now for some more nitty-gritty details that made this jump out as a group theory problem when it was explained to me. Upon adding the following restrictions to the ordering of your cognitive functions, there should be a bijection between the set of cognitive function types and Myers-Briggs types: 1. You have two introverted types and two extroverted types and they alternate, so you either have an ieie or an eiei type. 2. Your first and fourth most dominant functions are either both perceiving processes or both judging processes. Your second and third most dominant functions are either both perceiving or judging processes, whichever ones are left. As a corollary of the above, you can't have e.g. two introverted judging processes. Now this wouldn't be a good math post without examples, so for illustration, I'm an INTP. Equivalently, my functional stack is Ti Ne Si Fe. The aforementioned acquaintance thought this was interesting because their partner has the same stack in a different order; I thought it probably wasn't that interesting bc it seemed like the restrictive structure would make a nontrivial fraction of the types also shared my stack. I had an indexed collection and an invariant to describe, so naturally I did some group theory. So the following elementary operations form a [generating set of a] group that I'll describe by describing their group action on functional stacks: η changes ieie to eiei. So η(Ti Ne Si Fe) = Te Ni Se Fi
τout swaps the outermost processes (but not the introversion/extroversion flag, because that could allow invalid stacks). So τout(Ti Ne Si Fe) = Fi Ne Si Te
τin swaps the innermost processes (but not the introversion extroversion flag). So τout(Ti Ne Si Fe) = Ti Se Ni Fe
σ is the most complicated. It moves the outside ones inward, the inner ones outward, but it also swaps the order of the inner pair and the order of the outer pair. This little twist in the order means that each process keeps its original i/e flag. So σ applied to Ti Ne Si Fe puts T/F on the inside and N/S on the outside. It doesn't affect the i/e flags or their order, so the outside has to be Si __ __ Ne and the inside has to be __ Fe Ti __. So σ(Ti Ne Si Fe) = Si Fe Ti Ne. By construction, σ gives the same types in a different order. Less obviously, η◦τin◦τout does also. And actually, these two generate an elementary abelian subgroup of all functional stack permutations that give the same stack in a different order. (So 4 out of 16 types share the same stack. I guess that is kind of nontrivial?) And the whole group is sort of interesting. η commutes with everything, so the group is 〈η〉×〈τin, τout, σ〉, but what I didn't realize is that 〈τin, τout, σ〉is isomorphic to D_8. I didn't realize D_8 was generated by three self-inverse elements!
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Duncan Taylor | nsfw alphabet headcanons
Many of you asked for Duncan next, so here y’go, some filthy headcanons for our favourite British 🇬🇧 asshole.
[blank list - x] Headcanon Masterlist
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A - Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He’s usually a one night stand kinda guy, get what he wants and get out, so don’t expect him to stay the night or want to cuddle afterwards. However he is surprisingly tender in some small ways, like helping you clean up afterwards, but he’d do it in a brusque aloof way that hides that he might care. What a tsundere lol
There is a caveat, however. I think if he were to actually have feelings for/trust his partner he would be more affectionate -- holding you afterwards, some playful teasing pillow talk (I mean, he is the king of banter after all), falling asleep in your arms, just don’t expect him to be over the top romantic or anything like that, you gotta take what you can get.
B - Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
He may be a thin guy, but he’s got pretty toned arms and he likes to show them off. On his partner, I think he’s definitely an ass guy.
C - Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He likes to cum on his partner, doesn’t really matter where, he just likes the sight of them painted in his seed, especially over your ass or face. It drives him crazy to see it roll down your chin before you swallow.
D - Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
Don’t tell anyone, but he finds it really hot when you get feisty/mouthy, and though he likes to be in charge in the bed room, it turns him on when you put up a fight for control, suddenly making a move on him/getting a little rough with him (within reason of course).
E - Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
Duncan will try to make it come off as if he’s some big player, but let’s face it, he’s a scrawny computer analyst and programmer, so I doubt he gets a lot of action, usually.
F - Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
From behind -- he likes the amount of control this gives him to set the pace, pull on your hair, restrain your arms behind you, ram into you with abandon etc. He also loves being able to slap that ass whenever he feels like it. I can see him also enjoying cowgirl/reverse cowgirl too though. While it gives him less control (though he can still power bottom from here) he likes the view he gets with these positions.
G - Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
More serious, though he still likes his banter. This man pretty much never shuts up.
H - Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Dark pubes, doesn’t care that much about appearances.
I - Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
Not really very intimate, especially if he’s taking you from behind. If you end up on top however, you might catch a flash of affection in his gaze and he’ll be inclined to kiss you. If you pay attention though, like with his aftercare, there will be veiled tenderness during the moment, you just have to look for it.
J - Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Okay, I think he masterbates quite a bit. Not as much as Nathan would, but still on the higher side. Maybe once every other day or so. Usually in the shower.
K - Kink (One or more of their kinks)
Voyeurism -- I think he would get off on watching you undress or masterbate without you being aware he was watching.
Bondage -- he loves seeing you restrained, giving him power over you
Degradation (though not like super extreme)
Rough sex -- he likes choking and leaving hickies/bruises/hand prints
L - Location (Favourite places to do the do)
While a bed would be nice, that’s not usually an option when you’re stuck on the space station, so he’ll take you where he can get you. Anywhere slightly secluded where he can bend you over something is his favourite place.
M - Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Like I said earlier, it turns him on when you get feisty. Pushing your buttons and seeing you all riled up just does something for him. He would never admit it, but he finds the challenge sexy and the promise of a chase will always hold his interest. Also a nice tight pair of jeans, or a good eyeful of cleavage never hurts. Trail your fingers over his neck or collarbones and he’s putty in your hands, while deep french kisses and neck kisses also do the trick.
N - NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
I don’t see him having any hard no’s, other than he probably wouldn’t be into pain or anything too hardcore.
The easiest way to turn him off is to show too much intimacy too fast. A sudden declaration of feelings, for example, if he doesn’t feel the same will make he want to run.
O - Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Receiving, for sure. He loves the sight of you on your knees and your mouth wrapped around his cock. When he’s giving, it’s… intense. He likes the power he has over you and seeing you squirm for him, often aiming to overstimulate you, forcing a second orgasm.
P - Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Fast and rough is what Duncan prefers. He likes to toss you around a bit (though you like it too), but he can be persuaded to go slow, again, if he actually has feelings involved, caring about your pleasure more than he would otherwise.
Q - Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
Quickies are his thing, as they suit his needs perfectly and he’ll take one anytime he can get one. He probably won’t have proper intimate sex that often and only if he cares for his partner.
R - Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Not particularly. He likes what he likes and he doesn’t really care to try new things that often, unless you persuade him. The biggest risk he’ll take is where you have sex. He’s not afraid to do the do in semi-public places.
S - Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
Not all that high. If he’s incredibly pent up he might be able to last for two rounds, but he’d need to rest inbetween. He doesn’t last long, probably (partially) why quickies are more his jam.
T - Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He’s not much for toys, though he does have a small remote control egg vibrator he’s been dying to use on you.
U - Unfair (how much they like to tease)
He likes to tease, but not excessively. He’s too impatient for that and would rather get down to business. Though when he is in a teasing mood, you better watch out because he can be downright evil (in the best way.)
V - Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He’s not loud, per se, but fuck is he mouthy. So, so much dirty talk. He only quiets when he’s really focused or if it feels especially good. However, if you really wanna hear him moan, go down on him. That’s when he’s the loudest and least coherent.
W - Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
His first time was with a prostitute and it was messy and quick.
X - X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Uncircumcised, 7”, a little on the thin side, but with a slight upturned curve.
Y - Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Surprisingly not super high? He acts like it is, but I’d say, probably a medium, unless you start in on teasing him, trying to rile him up.
Z - ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
Fairly quickly, since his stamina’s not exactly the highest. He’ll usually be out before you and if he trusts you enough to fall asleep with you, he tends to fall asleep on you, on his stomach draped over your chest is his favourite.
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