self care is going through the reblogs of a pro j*hn w*lker post that turned up from the tfatws tag and blocking everyone that reblogged it
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Y'know... I can deal with Tumblr constantly recommending that I follow a bunch of B*cky/T*ny/St*cky/St*ny event blogs, given some events I've participated in in the past.
And I can almost deal with the fact that my "for you" tab sometimes shows me Anti St*ve/P*ggy/St*ggy posts, because some folks seem to suffer from some kind of allergy that prevents them from tagging properly.
But what grave error did I commit to make Tumblr think that I'd want to see "J*hn W*lker D*fense Squ*d" posts? And worse yet, ones that ship him with St*ve? Like, I'm all for giving my dear Steve a massive harem, but even I have some fucking standards.
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The way J*hn W*lker had the AUDACITY to ever even TOUCH the shield— it’s ON SIGHT
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(I’m horrible at these so forgive me)
Would you rather help Bucky pummel John Walker (cheering on counts lol) or spend a night in the prison with Daryl Dixon?
…why… why would you make me choose these things. It’s an impossible decision
As much as I would love to help Bucky beat the hell out of j*hn w*lker-
I wanna ride Daryl Dixon like a pogo stick, so the prison with Daryl
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Peter: *scrolling through twitter*
Peter: Oh, Captain America is trending. I wonder how that new rip-off guy is-
Peter: *sees that video*
Peter: ...
Peter: Well... that-that’s not very pog
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'put down the pointy sticks'
THE AUDACITY OF THIS BITCH! WHO THE FUCK YOU THINK YOU'RE TALKING TO YOU KNOCK OFF PIECE OF SHIT HOLD YOUR BITCH COMMENTS AND GIVE THESE WARRIORS SOME GODDAMN RESPECT JFC
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that ending made me physically ill,, i had a VISCERAL reaction to seeing everything that shield stood for be desecrated in a moment of impulsive rage
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what is it about characters called john that makes me absolutely loathe them?
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𝑯𝒂𝒑𝒑𝒚 𝑴𝒄𝑭𝒖𝒄𝒌𝒊𝒏 𝒃𝒊𝒓𝒕𝒉𝒅𝒂𝒚 𝒕𝒐 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒐𝒏𝒍𝒚 𝑺𝒂𝒎 𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏 🎂🎉🎈
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