#j.a.r.v.i.s.

[itsagentromanoff]

Tony: [to JARVIS, reading Steve's file] Sexy, sensitive and indestructable. I've got to get me a man like that.

#original: ghost whisperer #robert downey jr #chris evans #steve rogers #tony stark #stony #tony x steve #steve x tony #the avengers #non avengers quotes #quoting the avengers #jarvis #j.a.r.v.i.s.

[magpiesworld]

What’s this ao3 fic??

I want to find an ao3 one-shot I read a little bit ago. The plot of the one-shot was that Peter (parker) was like a hoarder and just kept a lot of things and he keeps a pierce of stolen stark tech from his fight with the vulture and when he looks into it he discovers that parts of J.A.R.V.I.S. are on it so he works on fixing him and he gives it to tony for christmas. he also gives the other avengers gag gifts

UPDATE!! This fic is “collections” by Angleeelatin on ao3! coincidently i actually found this again while looking for another fic lol. thanks to everyone who gave me advice! it was very much appreciated <33

#peter parker #tony stark #J.A.R.V.I.S. #the avengers #christmas #gag gifts #ao3 fanfic #ao3fic

[kingoftieland]

J.A.R.V.I.S. is NOT Alfred Pennyworth! 🤵🏻‍♂️

#iron man #tony stark #stark #stark industries #trivia #movie trivia #fun fact #fun facts #did you know #marvel #marvel comics #marvel comic books #marvel characters #marvel superheroes #edwin jarvis #jarvis #j.a.r.v.i.s. #artificial intelligence #ai #a.i. #paul bettany #jon favreau #butler #alfred pennyworth #bruce wayne #batman #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #marvel movies

[time-to-burn]

I love Earth-8096 JARVIS. He's don't mess around

from Marvel Universe Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes #7 - "They Came From Inner Space!"

#marvel #avengers: earth's mightiest heroes #earth-8096 #wasp #janet van dyne #tony stark #iron man #j.a.r.v.i.s. #microverse

[sunnysideprincess]

It's missing Jarvis day

#steve rogers #jarvis #j.a.r.v.i.s #friday #avengers age of ultron #tony stark #art #deb does art #fanart #Avengers #mcu

[drawbudd]

im rewatching age of Ultron and??? I never noticed that vision imprinted on Thor like a duckling the second he came into being????? I'm

#wow actually me talking #Marvel #avengers age of ultron #Marvel vision #Marvel Thor #Thor Odinson #Like?? #He brought him to life and he immediately copied his cape??? #And then he named himself after Thor's story about the infinity stones???? #And then he was immediately worthy????? #Like this isn't J.A.R.V.I.S this isn't Ultron #This isn't even Tony's son #I've decided that vision and Thor are connected somehow #Not quite son but definitely connected somehow #Thinking abt this for one million years

[dc-vs-marvel-tournament]

Submitted by @book-em-dano

#nerdlife suggests some of the most interesting ones lol #i dont even know what to say about this #im interested #😂 #dc comics #dcvsmarveltournament #marvel #marvel comics #dcau #dceu #dcu #poll tournament #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #poll #polls #alfred pennyworth #alfred #j.a.r.v.i.s #Jarvis

[suzukiblu]

den mother Tony from "oh don't you dare look back, just keep your eyes on me" AU excerpt:

“What?” Tony says in alarm, jerking his head up from the repulsor he was in the middle of fine-tuning. He thinks he just hallucinated something.

“We need you to babysit for this rut,” Darcy repeats from the other end of the video call. The sentence makes no more sense the second time around.

“No you don’t,” Tony says inanely. “Where’s Barton?”

“Home,” Darcy says.

"Rogers?"

"Mission with Natasha and Sam."

“Thor and Foster?”

“Off-planet.”

“Pepper?”

“Running your company.”

“. . . J.A.R.V.I.S.?”

“Tony,” Darcy says patiently. “Can you handle this or not?”

“What?” Tony sputters indignantly. “I can—absolutely I can handle this! I am more than capable of handling this!”

“Okay,” Darcy says. “We’ll drop the pups off in an hour, then.”

“Okay!” Tony says. “That’s fine. That works. I can handle that.”

“Thanks, Tony,” Darcy says, and hangs up. Tony panics.

“J.A.R.V.I.S.!” he says, dropping his tools. “What just happened?!”

“You agreed to babysit the children for the duration of Ms. Lewis’s upcoming rut, sir,” J.A.R.V.I.S. says. Tony panics further.

“They asked me to babysit?!” he says.

“Yes, sir.”

“On purpose?!”

“Apparently, sir.”

“Fuck!”

Tony does the reasonable thing, which is to call Pepper on the emergency frequency. She answers, looking alarmed.

“What’s wrong?!” she says.

“They want me to babysit!” Tony says frantically. Pepper . . . pauses.

“What,” she says.

“Babysit!” Tony repeats, gesturing wildly.

“Tony,” Pepper says with a clear lack of respect for the crisis level Tony is currently operating at. “I’m in the middle of a meeting.”

“I know,” Tony lies.

“J.A.R.V.I.S., please pencil us in for a call in an hour,” Pepper says with a sigh.

“An hour?!” Tony protests. "They're getting here in an hour!"

“An hour,” she repeats firmly. “I’ll call you back then.”

“Pepper—!”

“An hour,” Pepper says, and ends the call. Tony groans, dropping his head into his grease-stained hands, then mutters a curse as he remembers the machine oil and grit all over them. This is what he gets for taking calls when he’s working, he thinks. This is what he gets for ever taking calls at all.

“I cannot believe they want me to babysit,” he says.

“Ms. Lewis did say you were the last option, sir,” J.A.R.V.I.S. says, which is not helpful.

“So how was I an option at all, then?!” Tony demands. “They know me! They know better than this! What’s wrong with Bruce?!”

“Dr. Banner informed Ms. Lewis and Sergeant Barnes that he was not capable of babysitting fairly early in the children’s lives,” J.A.R.V.I.S. reminds him.

“Yes, but that was him being paranoid about the Hulk, not him actually being incompetant to do it!” Tony says, getting up to start pacing behind the workbench. “I’m incompetant to do it!”

“I wouldn’t know, sir,” J.A.R.V.I.S. says, which, again, is not helpful. Tony groans again.

“Oh my god, I’m not prepared for this,” he says. “They’re dropping them off in an hour. One hour. My lab isn’t childproofed!”

“Yes it is, sir,” J.A.R.V.I.S reminds him. “You’ve updated the childproofing in the Tower twice this year.”

“Not enough!” Tony says. “How often are they actually in here unsupervised? Never! They are never in here unsupervised!”

“You are technically supervision, sir,” J.A.R.V.I.S. says.

“Technically at best!” Tony says. “At best!”

“I suppose, sir,” J.A.R.V.I.S. says.

“Where’s Bruce?!” Tony demands, looking around the lab. He’s this close to calling Rhodey’s emergency frequency too, but Bruce is definitely closer. Rhodey’s in another damn state right now, and frankly it's a miracle it's not another damn country.

"I believe Dr. Banner is currently in his personal lab," J.A.R.V.I.S. says.

"Call him!" Tony says.

"Is that really the best idea right now, sir?" J.A.R.V.I.S. says.

"An hour, J.A.R.V.I.S.!" Tony says.

"I'll see if he's available, sir," J.A.R.V.I.S. says diplomatically. He's saying "sir" an awful lot, which Tony suspects is him trying to placate him or something equally ridiculous, but he's too frazzled to call out his own AI for patronizing him right now. People are leaving children with him. On purpose! And he agreed to it!

He definitely does not have time to call out J.A.R.V.I.S. right now.

"Tony?" Bruce says as a screen pops up in front of him. "Is something wrong?"

"I need you in the fabrication lab," Tony says, because "come help me babysit the Winter Soldier's pups before I fuck them up" is obviously not gonna work. Bruce would probably just leave the damn Tower if he tried that. Possibly the country.

"I'll be right there," Bruce says, getting up from his seat as the screen blinks out. Small victories, Tony thinks.

"That wasn't entirely honest, sir," J.A.R.V.I.S. says mildly disapprovingly. Tony still doesn't have time for AI patronization.

"It's an emergency," he says feelingly. "Bruce can be mad at me later, when the kids aren't all traumatized for life. Now what in this place is flammable and where can I hide it?"

#tony stark #J.A.R.V.I.S #darcy lewis #wintershock #a/b/o #rinfic #long post

[mattapparentlystumbltourneys]

Virtual Character Tourney - Bracket Delta - Round 4

Propaganda below (May contain spoilers!)

J.A.R.V.I.S Propaganda:

It's JARVIS. Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. Snarky. Artistic. Cares for his creator. The best.

J.A.R.V.I.S. is an AI made by Tony Stark based on Edwin Jarvis, the late buttler of the family. He becomes kind of a co-pilot of the Iron Man armor. (Vision is NOT J.A.R.V.I.S.!)

Sacrificed himself to beat Ultron

Failsafe Propaganda:

She's so underutilized in the game and I always want more of her. Her programming means she can't not be helpful (she has to answer questions and such) but she can sure snark about it. Becoming a deadpan snarker is how she copes with the loss of her crew. She calls the player character "captain". You can find out what happened to her actual captain and it's really sad. She deserves better!! It wasn't her fault the ship crashed, and she just wanted to help!!

#virtual character tourney #round 1 #j.a.r.v.i.s #marvel mcu #mcu #failsafe #destiny 2 #character polls

[sherylhooper]

I've been rewatching old MCU movies (where Tony is alive, sue me) and I still find it so hard to watch J.A.R.V.I.S die. He loved Tony so much, cared for him so much and that, even nowdays, when people throw that Edwin Jarvis' quote "I'd hate to live on as a voice" or something like this, to justify that Tony was wrong to create J.A.R.V.I.S and give him Edwin's voice is like a fucking insult to both Tony Stark and Edwin Jarvis.

Because Edwin was the one who rised Tony. To that boy Jarvis was the father, not Howard Stark and for the script writers who say that Jarvis would have hated if he knew about J.A.R.V.I.S having his voice, when he knew that Tony, the boy he raised, found comfort in his voice... is like the most disgusting thing in the entire universe (universes).

And to mention, the biggest fuck up (or, knowing them, it was probably intentional with how they hate Tony) was when they had Vision fall in love with a woman who gave herself to neo-Nazi organisation because she hated Tony that much. Who was responsible of Ultron being created, who was responsible of J.A.R.V.I.S' death and who triggered Tony's PTSD again (because she is their baby white girl (you know, when she is canonicaly Rromani, but *whitewashing* (I'm white myself*)) who makes them more money)...

That something that came from J.A.R.V.I.S, Tony's most advanced A.I. that Tony created, who loved his creator so much and whose prime purpose was to protect Anthony Edward Stark, would ever fall in love with that woman is butchering both Edvin Jarvis' and J.A.R.V.I.S' characters...

And to not even show how devastated Tony probably was in AoU and just make Wanda their princess who can do no wrong... To have Vision even entertain the idea of liking J.A.R.V.I.S murderer is horrifying and I'm very glad to see that her suffering and hope that she will bring death upon herself (we all know she didn't die in MoM, MCU writers will never kill off their milking cow when they can make more money).

Also, I've not watched MoM but I've read what happens and to all these people who even like Wanda after all that shit she pulled (starting with in WANDAVISION) and go like "slay, qeeun"; "girlboss" and everything like that... get out of my page and never interact with me, ya'll disgust me and scare me too.

#when will come my time to be happy about Wanda's suffering #let me cackle at her misery even more #and stop making her that powerful #also stop saying wanda is that powerful in comics #when we all know you never cared about comics #coz everyone knows Ultron was created by Hamk Pym not Tony #but MCU hates Tony #and makes everything his responsibility #anti wanda x vision #anti wanda maximoff #anti wandavision #anti wanda stans #and seeing majority of wanda's stans be white people is horrible to me (white girl) #ya'll embarrass us white girls outside of US #jarvis #edwin jarvis #J.A.R.V.I.S #justice for J.A.R.V.I.S #pro tony stark #tony stark deserves better #J.A.R.V.I.S should've become Skynet #for you sir always

[ronniemaximoff1234]

My guy,JARVIS was a sarcastic little computer in Iron man one dude. He's like,Tony,if stop struggling I can get this off of you. Or Yes,that will DEFINITELY be discreet sir. Because you are so discreet.

#J.A.R.V.I.S #Iron man #Tony Stark #Iron man 1

[tavtiers]

A hypothetical god tier for Edwin Jarvis from Agent Carter: the Page of Blood.

A Page of Blood is among those who use paths, drive, and passion. They are motivated by others to utilize connection. (x) The Page of Blood struggles to see what they’re good at and has a strong sense of responsibility. (x) They are the Believer Promised, defined by confidence and connection. (x) Their opposite is the Knight of Breath. Their inverse is the Thief of Breath. They share their personality with the Prince of Hope. The Page of Blood would quest on a planet similar to the Land of Earth and Blood, reigned over by Hera (Goddess of Marriage Vows) or Prometheus (The Titan rebel who was chained to a mountain for giving fire to man). They would rise to ascension on the wings of mosquitoes. (x)(x)(x)

#edwin jarvis #j.a.r.v.i.s #agent carter #page of blood #character classpecting #homestuck #my post

[dangerxox]

#Jarvis #friday #karen #spiderman #spiderman homecoming #iron man #iron man 1 #iron man 2 #iron man 3 #tony stark #peter parker #marvel #avengers #the avengers #j.a.r.v.i.s #f.r.i.d.a.y. #age of ultron #ultron #vision #my post

[colombinna]

dont like it when people try to play that vision left his wife and kids or that he left his wife because he lost their kids when that hellish arc literally starts with him DYING. And he stayed dead until 1995 that is LITERALLY all his first solo comic was about. John Byrne can't write but at the very least y'all gotta read and acknowledge the multiple times White Vision, Wanda, and everyone else says "The Vision is dead, this guy ain't him"

and that's WITHOUT recognizing the many times before (and after) where they established that brainwaves are what make a synthozoid. Jonas isn't Vision for the same reason the walking corpse isn't Vision - Simon's brainwaves aren't there, fully active and working.

Again, John Byrne can't write but at least he followed through with (most of) the established lore

#616 vision #honestly this should stop being a discussion as soon as young avengers presents came out #if jonas aint him the guy who took the name from 1988-1995 aint him either #also. A LOT of these people are just letting the mcu rot their brains. they can't separate j.a.r.v.i.s. from 616 vision and act like they #work the same. #they can and do separate other characters like mantis and bucky but not him for some reason. #Like i get youre not interested in him but at the very least learn that the mcu version has literally NOT A THING to do w/ the comics #just like you do for everyone else #Brainwaves are what make 616 synthozoids so dont bring mcu concepts into our playing field #so leave the 5 of us who enjoy 616 vision alone and dont act like you know more about our fave than us when you didnt even bother to read?? #also the vision is black. as in a man of african descent. no relation to the post i just need to say this every chance i get

[feelingsareforweak]

whY IN THE BLOODY HELL AM I DISCOVERING THAT J.A.R.V.I.S IS ACTUALLY NOT AN COMICS CANNON AI BUT WAS INTRODUCED IN MOVIES AND CARTOONS ONLY??!!

#wtf #mcu #marvel #marvel mcu #iron man #tony stark #j.a.r.v.i.s #ai

[asiss-s]

#time travel for the win #tony stark #j.a.r.v.i.s #f.r.I.d.a.y. #Tony’s AI’s