I think an obvious missed opportunity for the Mario movie is getting any and all permissions necessary to have a Bowsette scene. Jack Black voicing Bowsette alone would be Oscar-worthy gold.
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(Art by https://deviantart.com/bursterman )
"If you nut to Bowsette you nut to Jack Black"
People attracted to Bowser, Bowsette and Jack Black
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I dont know what's worse: Chris Pratt's voice acting, or the people pretending Jack Black is a good fit for Bowser
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🎊🎉 A Peachy New Year! 🎉🎊
💕❤️ They’re girlfriends, your honor ❤️💕
Behold, another piece of fanart that I’ve kept pushing back until now.
I was planning on drawing this earlier back in January, but some complications occurred with both IbisPaint and my tablet once again, and one mishap after another, half of my files for the art got wiped somehow when my tablet crashed for the 104897th time, and I had to start from scratch.
A very similar problem occurred with one of my Pride Month pics from last year, and this time I just said, “screw it, I can’t be bothered to finish this”, and took a long-ass break and moved on to other art projects. Eventually, I did come around and finished it in the end.
2023 was honestly just a rollercoaster ride of ups and downs. It started off bad, then it was eh, and it ended… not really great good per se, but decent. I had to miss out on a lot of art projects because I was doing online school at that time, but since I graduated way back in June, I have a lot of free time on my hands and I have a lot of exciting plans in the future ^o^
One positive of this year I have so far is that I finally watched the Super Mario Movie. As per tradition of me being slower than molasses, I watched the movie on Netflix, and I absolutely LOVED it! The whole movie was literally what little me imagined a Mario movie would be like, and the movie just was a whole lot of fun. I especially loved the references/easter eggs in the movie, I was just fangirling so much 😭
And once the DK Rap came on I just started singing along like there was no tomorrow. And funny story, at one point, my mom actually walked by my room, overheard my singing, and gave me a funny look as if she thought I was going crazy, which she wasn’t wrong/hj
I could go on and on about how I love this movie, but we’d be here all day, so I’ll just say my two absolute favorite things about this movie. My first fave is obviously Peach, I’m so happy that my girl isn’t being portrayed as a damsel-in-distress, and is instead an active team leader, she was just absolutely iconic. And my second favorite thing is Bowser. Jack Black has always been one of my favorite actors/comedians, so it was a perfect decision for Illumination to have him voice Bowser. He’s the perfect blend of comedic and threatening, he gave me a lot of Hades from Hercules vibes haha
As for the art, I went with the dark-skinned, red-haired version of Bowsette, which imo is better than the regular version. One, it makes sense to give her dark skin because she lives in a place that’s nothing but fire and lava, and two, Bowser is canonically a ginger not a blondie lol
And for Peach, I drew her in her movie dress but also combined it with her winter/holiday earmuffs and cloak. Also wanted to give her the Princess Peach Showtime bow because I’m still hyped for that game >:3
Here’s to hoping this year will be great, good, or at the very least decent 🎉
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My predictions for the Mario bros movie?
absolutely no one will care about marios plot line, and most people will either hatewatch the movie or pirate it,
but! w jack black’s bowser and anya taylor-joy’s peach, I’m fully expecting a bowsette and bowserxpeach revival/surge, calling it now. Cosplayers on tiktok lip syncing to their lines in the movie will be all the rage
Also, Charlie days’ Luigi might be an upcoming tumblr sexyman
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people on twitter are calling bowser the “next tumblr sexyman” and i’m extremely frustrated for numerous reasons
1) this new movie didn’t suddenly cause people to want to fuck bowser, furries have been drawing his cock for years,
2) so far “jack black bowser” doesn’t seem to be particularly different enough from the normal bowser to count as a separate entity, unlike the illumination onceler that was extremely different
3) does tumblr sexymen just mean any character that the people on the internet finds attractive? bowser doesn’t share many aesthetics traits with characters that are referred to as tumblr sexymen, he’s not a tall and lanky twink or whatever, are you assholes gonna start calling fucking captain america a tumblr sexyman???? can you guys not just say a fictional character is attractive?
4) people have seriously forgotten about the 4 months during 2018 where people drew bowser as a generic sexy anime girl and i’ve seen absolutely zero people call bowsette a “tumblr sexywomen” or “the new onceler” and the double standard actually makes me super fucking angry.
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what is your opinion on the bowser controversy
My friend, my love, my darling blogger:
You are going to need to be so much more specific
Do you mean whatever is going on with the mayor of washington DC? Do you mean how weird it is that Jack Black repeating the word "peaches" was one of the top songs of 2023? Maybe the latest in Nintendo's violent destruction of a random dude for daring to archive the games they refused to?
Is this about bowsette?
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Thoughts on the animated Mario movie trailor:
On the one hand, Crisp Rat, to no one’s surprise, is a terrible fit for Mario and does not even try to do anything with his voice
On the other hand, the animation looks good, Bowser looks great, Jack Black does an excellent job with his voice, and because of that there is going to be so much Bowser porn flooding the internet it’s gonna be just like the Bowsette incident all over again
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