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Roses and Sparkling Water [Hotch x Reader]

Photo credits: Left (@hotchs-big-hands) Center (@brainstormingg) Right (@edwardian-girl-next-door)

Prompt: Aaron surprises the reader by stopping by her apartment after work to celebrate her first month of sobriety.

Pairing: [established relationship] Aaron x fem!non-BAU!reader. The reader uses she/her pronouns 

Category: fluff/comfort 

Word Count: 4.3K

Content Warnings: Discussion of alcoholism/recovery [binge drinking, being drunk, hiding bottles, sobriety], food is mentioned, Aaron and the reader take a shower together, implied intimacy/sex. If I missed any, please let me know. 

A/N: Hi loves! Here is another fic based on the amazing @imagining-in-the-margins January/February Writing Challenge. The prompt this was based on was “Character celebrates a milestone of sobriety.” I wrote this because I am one month sober today! Much of what happens in this story is what I felt before and after deciding to stop drinking. I have my friends and followers (and Aaron) to thank for supporting me and helping me get so far. Y’all are amazing and I love you. If you find yourself relating to any of these things, please know I am proud of you. It is never too early or too late to reach out for help. If you enjoy this fic, likes, comments, and reblogs are appreciated! I hope you’re having a great start to your week and thanks for reading. Love Levi - ❤️

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y/n had gotten home from work a half hour ago. It normally took that long for her to relax and be de-stressed enough to do anything enjoyable or productive. y/n didn’t want to be this stressed all the time, but things had piled on with life recently, and she was trying to accept it as best as she could. y/n was just lighting a candle and making a final cup of coffee when there was a knock at her door. y/n looked at the door confused. She hadn’t ordered anything on Amazon, and as likely as she was to get food delivered on yet another stressful day, y/n hadn’t gotten food either. y/n approached the door not sure what to expect. y/n looked out of the peep hole and her face broke out into a smile. This was the best kind of surprise that y/n could hope for. Without thinking about why Aaron was here, particularly with a dozen roses in hand, y/n threw the door open and said, “Hey, you. What are you doing here?”

Hotch stepped inside and moved forward, enveloping y/n in a tight hug. y/n breathed in his classic scent of cologne and shampoo. He had such a rich and deep scent. It was something akin to the smell of rain before a thunderstorm. The scent of green and dirt. It was something that y/n loved about him. Of course, y/n loved everything about Aaron. His smell was just a bonus. He still hadn’t answered her question, so y/n asked again, “So… why are you here? Did you come straight from the office?” y/n studied Hotch as if she was a profiler. He was still wearing his black slacks and white button-up. It looked crisp and well-pressed. y/n remembered a comment he had made on Saturday about picking up his laundry with Jack before he swung by to pick y/n up for an evening at his apartment. Apart from these articles of clothing, Hotch was missing his tie and suit jacket. It was an odd but becoming look on him, and y/n flushed at just how attractive he was in any state of dress. 

Aaron smiled at y/n and leaned in to place a kiss on her lips. It was soft and he relished the slight stickiness of y/n’s chapstick which she must have just put on. When Hotch pulled back he said, “I’m here to celebrate you, darling.” He watched as she got slightly flustered and looked at him. y/n was now concerned that she’d forgotten some milestone of their relationship. They’d been together officially for nine months, and they weren’t the type to celebrate each month being together. y/n smiled and loved being celebrated and getting flowers from Aaron, but the why was still a mystery. y/n smiled and said, “Well you’ve got me stymied. Why are we celebrating me? Is it my un-birthday or something?” Hotch pulled back and replied, “Well maybe it’s that, but I was thinking more along the lines of the fact that today is one month of you not drinking.” y/n’s _y/c/e_’s shot open a little more. She hadn’t expected Aaron to remember the date when she’d given up drinking as she hadn’t brought it up much. But y/n loved that Aaron paid such close attention to her and the things that were important to her. y/n shouldn’t have been surprised but was and smiled even more and said, “Honey, that’s so sweet of you. How did you remember?” 

Aaron took one of y/n’s hands gave it a squeeze and replied, “Sweetheart, when you decided you’d had enough I was incredibly proud of you. I know you only told a few people with me being one of them, and I know you don’t bring it up often, but I think it’s so important for you to feel accomplished in making it this far.” y/n let out a little laugh and said, “Aaron, it’s only thirty-one days. It’s not like a year or something. Every Saturday I still think about getting a drink at the bar. You must see it in my face sometimes. Or like before we go to bed.” Aaron nodded and gently took y/n’s chin in his hands so that y/n was sure to be looking at him. He was serious but not angry as he said, “I do notice, y/n. I notice every time I’m with you, and every time I see you choose to not go for a drink I’m so proud of you for that. I know it’s not easy. I want to highlight and celebrate all those times you’ve said no and let you know how strong I think you are.” y/n’s eyes began to water with emotions. She leaned into Aaron’s chest again. Hotch had placed the roses on the kitchen counter by this point with his long arms so he could more comfortably wrap his arms around his partner. y/n swallowed back the lump in her throat and said, “What have I ever done to deserve you, Aaron?” Hotch chuckled and said, “You never had to do anything to deserve me. We found each other and that’s all that matters to me. We give and take equally, if we didn’t this wouldn’t work.” Hotch pulled back again and asked, “So, would you like to do something to celebrate? I’m down for anything. I told the team and Strauss that I wouldn’t be available tonight. We could stay here or go out. I’m down for what you like.” 

y/n beamed at the idea of a night assured that Aaron wouldn’t be snatched away by work. y/n said, “Well, such an offer is too tempting to answer without thinking about it for a minute.” Aaron smiled and replied, “Well while you think about it how about I’ll get a vase for those flowers.” y/n looked at the flowers, almost forgetting that they were there with Aaron in front of her. She chuckled and said, “Okay. There’s something in that top cabinet that I can’t reach that would work to hold them. Thank you for bringing them. They’re so beautiful.” Hotch nodded and said, “Well, nothing’s more beautiful than you, but I’m glad you like them.” As the tall man approached the kitchen to look for a vase, y/n pulled the flowers in front of her face and inhaled the light floral scent. It reminded them so much of Spring and just how thoughtful Aaron was as a partner. He’d seen it all from day one. Her problems with drinking. The anxiety and stress of the recent move and new job. 

In fact, being with Aaron had been one of the main reasons y/n had quit. She had gotten sick of having to hide empty bottles when Hotch said he could stop by with or without Jack. It took work to throw away or hide five empty wine bottles or lug them out to the recycling. The hiding of the extant of her problem was also embarrassing. Every time she went to the recycling bin across the street, she thought that everyone she passed was looking and listening to the bottles clink on each other. On top of that, Aaron would always offer to drive her to work and she’d get into his car with either a headache or a hangover that she was badly hiding. The scent of Listerien must have been so strong in the small confines of the car. The problem that y/n had with drinking was that it never got so bad that she got in trouble. Not at work or with her friends. y/n was incredibly lucky that her binge drinking late into the night had only resulted in her showing up an hour late to work one day that wasn’t very important. She’d not even gotten a reprimand for it. 

The real impetus for change had happened in two waves. The first had been on a day that had been so bad and overwhelming that y/n had called Aaron in near hysterics. Once he had heard her in distress so bad that she couldn’t even talk, he’d dropped everything and come over. He found y/n in her bed in what looked like such emotional pain that it nearly broke his heart. Aaron sat next to her, rubbed her back, and whispered words of comfort while y/n tried to stop the tears seeping from her eyes. y/n sniffled and asked, “Can you get me some water from the fridge? Please.” Hotch nodded and got up. y/n had completely forgotten that she hadn’t taken care of the bottles of wine both empty and full, nor the plastic cup that she’d put back into the fridge the night before at 3:00 a.m. when she couldn’t force down one more sip. y/n was too upset to think about it right now. But when Aaron opened the fridge, he instantly noticed the bottles and cup on the side of the door. Hotch knelt down and made sure he was seeing what he thought he was seeing right. He silently lifted the bottles to see which were full and which were empty. He knew that y/n had a drinking problem even though she never drank in front of him. It was easy to see even if y/n tried to hide it. But this was worse than he had ever imagined. It hurt Hotch to see y/n trying to drown out her pain like this. With the way she was right now, he could understand the desire to self-medicate, but he cared about her too much to see her hurting herself like this to not say something. But he’d save that conversation for later. He quickly got the water she had asked for and moved back to give it to her and cuddle her until she could explain why she was so sad. 

That Saturday, as Hotch and y/n went on their normal trip to the park for him to run and y/n to walk before picking up Jack from Haley’s, he brought up what he’d seen in her fridge earlier that week. y/n was confused at the beginning when Aaron didn’t start his normal stretching and jog, instead opting to walk with her. y/n looked at him and asked, “Are you feeling alright, love? Is your hip hurting you again?” Aaron gave his head a small shake as he said, “No, I’m good. I just wanted to talk to you about something.” y/n tipped her head to the side slightly. His tone was serious as was his expression. Suddenly y/n felt like she was under a microscope, and she was panicking. y/n wondered what she’d done and her brain came up with the worst thing imaginable like Aaron breaking up with her. So when he said softly, “I saw the bottles in your fridge, y/n, and I’m really worried about you.” It took y/n’s brain a few seconds of buffering to let Aaron’s words register. When they did, y/n instantly felt shame well up inside her. She’d forgotten about the fact that he’d looked at the fridge. y/n’s brain fired all its neurons for some kind of response but it was useless, and she said in a defeated tone, “I know I’ve got a problem. It’s bad and I feel bad about it. I’ve tried stopping so many times and it just never works. I can’t do the moderation thing. I’m sorry you saw that, I’m sorry I hid it, I’m just sorry…” y/n didn’t have anything more to say in their defense. y/n realized that what they had said wasn’t even a defense. It was just useless words that didn’t mean anything. At least y/n didn’t think they meant anything to anyone. But as Aaron walked alongside his partner, he felt a profound sadness yet strength at y/n speaking at all. He moved in front of y/n and stopped them in their tracks. y/n ended up running into him as her eyes were glued to the ground. y/n looked up at Aaron expecting him to be angry or upset, but he just looked concerned. y/n swallowed and said, “Why are you looking at me like that?” His facial expression wasn’t the one she had expected and it threw her off completely. She had almost hoped for anger. y/n was used to anger in response to her shortcomings. Empathy was so new to her that it felt wrong somehow.  

Aaron pulled both of them off the trail gently and to a nearby bench. When they were settled, and y/n was looking at him with concern, he responded, “y/n. I’ve only ever cared or been worried about you. Your drinking, which I’ve known about for a while now, never made me angry. It just made me sad that you were hurting so much and not telling me, or anyone. When I saw your fridge and just how much you were drinking it made me concerned for you. You were so upset and I just want you to be okay. I know it’s hard. It’s gotta be so hard, but would you let me help you? Can you tell me why it started? How it got like this?” y/n was a sniffling mess by now and nodded without saying anything. After she’d taken a deep breath and realized that Aaron didn’t hold the shame for her that she held for herself, y/n said, “Yes. I’ll tell you, Aaron. But can we not do this in the park? Maybe we could go to your house where there isn’t a bottle for me to be tempted by?” Hotch had to let out a soft chuckle at y/n’s statement and gave her shoulder a slight squeeze and the top of their head a kiss as he said, “Of course, love. Let’s go to my place where we can both relax and talk more privately.” A few minutes later the couple was settled on Aaron’s comfy couch and y/n started sharing. She thought that it would be hard to let out those feelings and the draw of the numbing effect that wine had on her. Although it was uncomfortable at the start, Aaron’s compassion and caring questions that dug at and begged to understand y/n on a deeper level allowed her to let him into the part of her life that she had kept hidden away for over three years. As y/n spoke, it was so clear to her that he’d loved her through all of her flaws and bad choices she’d made. Not only did he love her, but he tried to understand and be there for her pain. 

y/n was thrown from that memory when Hotch returned with a tall vase that would accommodate the flowers, and y/n felt like a giddy schoolgirl at just seeing him. Aaron couldn’t help but smile too as he said, “I’m never going to get tired of seeing that look on your face, y/n. I’ll have to stop by your place more often after you get home from work unannounced.” Aaron took the flowers from y/n and nestled them in the glass vase. y/n stood behind him while he did this, wrapped her arms around his waist, and leaned into him. As Aaron arranged the flowers to their optimum fullness, y/n looked out the window and remembered just how pretty a day it was outside. It wasn’t too hot or cold, so y/n said, “I think I know what I want to do with our free evening.” Aaron looked over his shoulder and said, “Oh, yeah. What’s that y/n?” y/n replied, “Well I’d like to go to the park near your place, and then if you’re down we could go to that Italian place where we went to on our first real date?” Aaron turned around and relaxed into her embrace and said, “Darling anything you want to do tonight we can. Well, anything but go and have like five tequila shots.” y/n nearly choked laughing and said teasingly, “Oh my gosh, Aaron, you’re the worst. Plus you know I hate tequila shots.” Hotch smiled and leaned down to kiss y/n on the forehead. He loved how lowkey y/n was. He knew she’d understand the joke, if she wouldn’t have, he never would have said it. He pulled back and said, “Well maybe we can have some sparkling water instead. Now. Do you still have that blanket from when we had that picnic with Jack?” y/n nodded and said, “It’s in the hall closet. I washed it a long time ago. It might have moth balls by now, to be honest.” Aaron stepped toward the closet and said, “Well, we can shake them out when we get to the park if they’re there. Do you want to grab a coffee to go? I see you’re machine is still running.” y/n whipped their head toward the kitchen and said, “Shoot, I forgot about that. Thanks for the reminder. Do you want a cup too?” Aaron called out over his shoulder, “Yes, that’d be great.” As Hotch got the blanket, y/n pulled two cups from the cabinet and made the coffee. She then quickly grabbed her purse and sunglasses. y/n held the door open for Aaron and they both walked down to his car. 

In the park, the pair found a spot under a shady tree that was private but gave a view to a field where people were tossing a frisbee around and some dogs were chasing tennis balls in the lush grass. Aaron and y/n were quiet for a while as they both took in the lovely weather and coffee. When Aaron finished his cup, he set it on the quilted blanket and lay down to look at the sky. Seeing the expanse of Aaron’s chest so wide open, y/n set down her cup and made sure it stayed up before placing her head and upper body on his chest. Hotch snuggled y/n’s head into his chest a bit more and his hands found their place on her back and in her _y/h/c_ hair. y/n sighed contentedly into him, not in a tired way just a “I’m happy to be here way.” Aaron’s eyes gazed down to her back and shoulders and he said, “y/n, would you tell me why you decided to quit? I know you don’t make a big deal about it, but if you’re willing to tell me, I’d like to know.” y/n smiled into his chest and her mind flashed back to the second reason why she’d given up drinking. y/n’s fingers traced patterns over his skin and replied, “Well, it’s kinda silly, but I was just sick of being sick. I remember that Monday when I woke up as foggy as ever and I was thinking about how I only had one bottle left in the fridge and that I was going to have to walk to the store and buy another one to feel comfortable for the night because one bottle was never enough. And then I wondered if I had the money for it because it was the end of the month. And it thought about the type of power that alcohol had over my emotions and finances. It felt like it was controlling my life and I was sick of it. I had such better things to live for, like you and Jack and work. There was so much more to pay attention to in life. So I got out of bed that morning and poured all that I had out. Then I threw away all the bottles, immediately, so I wouldn’t be reminded of them. Let me tell you, I didn’t sleep for two days after that. It was pretty shitty.” y/n chuckled at how terrifying the choice had been for the first two days. Aaron listened and his face broke out in a smile as his hands ran up and down y/n’s back. He said, “Well I’m so happy for you. I see how much you’ve kind of come into yourself over this last month. I know it’s been hard, and yes I said that before, but you’re doing great, and I’ll keep supporting you however you need me to, tomorrow, next week, next month, until the end of time. I promise you that.” y/n looked up from his chest and gave his jaw a series of kisses that left Aaron fully flustered. 

When it got dark the pair moved to the restaurant where they were seated at a corner table inside. The place had little tea candles on the tables and Aaron, true to his word, ordered a chilled bottle of sparkling water for the table. He even asked for wine flutes like they were having champagne. y/n laughed slightly as he poured them both glasses and handed one over to her. y/n picked up her glass as did Aaron. y/n’s eyes lit up as they clinked glasses and he said, “Here is to my love and how proud I am of you.” y/n added, “Well here this should also go out to my love and just how amazing you are to me. I wouldn’t be here at a month sober if you didn’t remind me how happy I can be without drinking.” Aaron couldn’t help but flush a little. They both took a sip and as y/n set down her glass she smiled at him and said, “You know Aaron, as simple as you are, you can go all out on some things.” y/n winked at the bottle of sparkling water and Hotch chuckled saying, “Well, I only think I’m extra for the important things, and I think this is one of them.” Soon after that, their food came and they had a nice meal together reflecting on their relationship and how it had evolved over the months.

When the pair got back to y/n’s home, she turned to him and asked, “So, are you going to spend the night tonight? Was that calling out to the team and Director Strauss just a tonight thing, or could it maybe extend into tomorrow morning?” y/n gave him her best pleading eyes because it was so nice to have him around unexpectedly, and she wanted to capitalize on his time if he could get away with it. Aaron smiled and said, “Well, I let the team get away with being in the office late once or twice, I don’t know why I can’t follow suit once in a while.” y/n grinned and said, “That’s my rule breaker. Now…I was thinking maybe I could do with a shower. How would you feel about joining me?” Hotch’s eyes flashed dark with a desire for a moment and he said in a voice suddenly much lower, “Well, that sounds like a good idea to me. Let me get it running at a good temperature.” 

While Aaron was getting the shower set perfectly, y/n stripped down to nothing. y/n looked at herself in the mirror, glad to see her bold glow without the feeling of fuzziness from drinking, When Hotch said that the water was ready, she moved into the steamy room. Aaron’s eyes widened as she stepped past him and into the shower. She turned to face him and let the water cascade down her naked body. y/n loved the fact that she could freeze him like this, and she teased, “Are you going to stand out there in the cold love?” Aaron snapped out of his daze and he quickly stripped out of his clothes. y/n looked him up and down as he also got drenched from the shower. Aaron couldn’t stop himself and moved forward and began kissing her neck and shoulders. He stopped and asked, “Is this okay love? Do you feel like it tonight?” y/n smiled and ran a hand down his jaw and chest toward his navel. y/n nodded and said, “Of course I do Aaron. I want you like this whenever we can enjoy each other. Getting to be this close to you makes me feel so alive.” Aaron’s eyes roamed over her face again and he said, “Good, because I want to give it to you tonight and whenever you want it, y/n. Now let me get back to this very very important job.”

He moved back to sucking and nipping at y/n’s warm skin and his mouth moved lower to a more sensitive area. As his tongue started working the spot on her chest and his hands worked over his body as well, y/n leaned her head back and let out a gasp. y/n ran her hands through his short hair. As Aaron kept working fervently and lovingly, she realized how much better was to experience all things with a clear head. Especially when it came to scenarios like this. To feel Aaron taking care of her with such love and desire was the best feeling she could ever have. When they were like this, giving themselves to the other, the idea of a drink, no matter how good, would never even cross y/n’s mind. As y/n let out the first soft moan of Aaron’s name and his hands moved to her thighs, y/n gave into the passion of the night because when it came down to it, Aaron was the best drug of all.

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Masterlist:

Masterlist 2

Marvel:

Miles Morales x male!Reader: “You knew it was going to snow, right?” Miles Morales x gn!Reader: Protection / Confession Miles Morales x gn!ninja!Reader: "You're a nin-what?" Miles Morales x male!genius!Reader: Observant Miles Morales x fem!spider-woman!Reader: Coincidence Miles Morales x mute!male!Reader: Grateful

Peter B. Parker x male!detective!Reader: Distraction

Peter Parker (any Spider-Man) x male!spider-mutant!Reader: Love and Affection

mcu!Peter Parker x black!male!witch!Reader: Best One Yet

tasm!Peter Parker x touchy!gn!Reader: Physical tasm!Peter Parker x kryptonian!male!Reader: Jealousy, Jealousy

Scott Lang x male!Reader: "Out of Milk"

Steve Rogers x male!Reader: "Mine."

Steven Grant x trans!male!reader: Long Day Steven grant x asexual(spectrum)!gn!Reader: Normal

Yelena Belova x gn! Reader: “Dont fuck it up.” Yelena Belova x ftm!Reader: "You’re looking quite masculine tonight"

Stranger Things:

Nothing yet!

The Umbrella Academy:

Luther Hargreeves x male!himbo!Reader: Jacked Dumbasses [Headcanons]

Criminal Minds:

Nothing yet!

Hitman Trilogy:

yandere!Agent 47 x gn!Reader: Patience // Garden yandere!father!Agent 47 x gn!reader: Escapade

Lucas Grey x gn!Reader: "You..."

Mission: Impossible:

dad!Ethan Hunt x son!Reader: “Talk to Me.” Ethan Hunt x agent!male!Reader: Can't Lose You Ethan Hunt x male!Reader: Someone He Could Trust

FarCry 5:

Jacob Seed x gn!Reader: “Chapstick”

Valorant:

Nothing yet!

Detroit Become Human:

Connor (Rk800) x male!engineer!Reader: Overheated

Elijah Kamski Fluff/SFW Alphabet (gn!Reader)

Markus (dbh) x fem!human!Reader: A Helping Hand

Simon (dbh) x human!loving!gn!Reader: You are my sunshine Simon (dbh) x human!gn!Reader: Turning Blue

Our Life Beginnings & Always:

Nothing yet!

Error 143:

Nothing yet!

Sally Face:

Sal Fisher x male!reader who’s into witchcraft; Little Dark Age Sal Fisher x gn!reader; I'm Here

WatchDogs Trilogy:

Josh Sauchak Headcanons !! (gn!Reader)

Sitara Dhawan x mute!younger!sibling!reader: Simple Mistake

COD: Modern Warfare2:

Alejandro Vargas & Rodolfo Parra x trans!male!Reader: Deserving (smut included)

John Price x top!male!Reader: "PRICE?!" John Price x Simon 'Ghost' Riley (req drabble): Sleep

John "Soap" MacTavish x Sly!Flirty!Gn!Reader (headcanons)

Poly!GhostSoap x airhead!male!reader: Idiot Boyfriend

Poly!Alerudy treating male!reader like Morticia Addams

The MW2 boys reaction to you calling them pretty boy (gn!Reader)

The MW2 boys reacting to male!Reader dying on the field (alejandro, rodolfo, soap)

The Imperfects:

Nothing yet!

Encanto:

Nothing yet!

Girl From Nowhere:

Nothing yet!

Metal Lords:

Hunter Sylvester with a Stoner s/o (Headcanons)

Dc Universe:

Barry Allen with a male!forensic psychologist!Reader

Dick Grayson x jealous!male!reader

Hal Jordan (Green Lantern) x quiet!male!Reader: Discretion

John Constantine x black!male!Reader: Cuddle-Bug

Tim Drake (Robin) x affectionate!male!Reader: Loverboy Tim Drake x gn!crow-like!reader; Catch me if you can

Kid Flash x male!Reader: Joy Ride Kid Flash x male!Reader: Denial Kid flash and flash (seperate) with a rich!male!Reader (Kid Flash) Wally West x gn!alien!Reader: Scent

Superman x male!detective!reader: Intrigued

Young Justice Squad x fem!aroace!reader (soulmate AU); Cursed

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🎃Trick? or Treat?🎃

Summary: Eddie’s friends don’t actually believe you’re really dating him, and they require some proof. Cause no way has the freak scored a girl like you- 3k- a dirty funky little drabble really…

Reader is related to my Eddie Series. Come take a look-

“There is no way. There’s just no way.” Dustin piped up. Dismissing it with a shake of his curly head.

“Agreed.” Mike pitched in, solidly. “I don’t buy it.”

They’re talking to each other like you aren’t even there.

“It’s gotta be a set up.” Comes Gareth’s opinion. Nodding as he points his fork at Mike. A wedge of yellow fruit speared on the end.

“A bet right?” Says Jeff. Crossing his arms and eyeing you up, like he’s waiting for the punchline.

You were currently sat at the Hellfire table, so dubbed the freaks’ spot by the jocks, in the canteen.

It was Fall. Inside there were paper streamers looped about the walls in twisting orange and black. Cardboard cut-out Jack-o-lanterns and skulls sneer from the walls.

Outside was a mucky amalgamation of Indiana Fall. Bone chilling rain and sticky brown-gold leaves, that had come off the trees days earlier. The huge windows in here misty muggy and smeared condensation with rain knifing down the glass the other side. The sky is dark grey, all bruised, and heaving with chowder thick clouds.

Droopy paper halloween decorations are tacked everywhere in this space that smells like stale pepperoni pizza. Hand made felt tip posters are tacked up on every surface for the ‘Fright Night’ party happening in the gym.

Now you were looking down the table at five very concerned faces. All of whom were waiting for you to spill the truth.

Quite frankly, they’re all looking at you like you’re Judas Iscariot at a disciples reunion.

Your eyes darted around from person to person.

They don’t believe you exist. They can’t believe it.

They cannot buy that you’re dating the curly haired scarecrow that is their metal headed Hellfire Leader. Your Eddie.

Who at this moment had dashed out in the rain to the parking lot with his black hoodie yanked over his wild hair, cause he left his lighter in his van.

And cause you’d left your chapstick in there in the glove compartment. And well, he did offer to retrieve it for you. Such a Prince.

“What part of are you guys having trouble understanding?” You ask as you reach in your bag for your book, and your brown paper bag of home made lunch. Chicken salad sandwich and a bag of chips. Extra large portions. You knew who would be stealing half your lunch.

Your chunky blue sweater slides off one shoulder. Revealing a lilac bra strap and a definite indication of a grape-purple hickie nestled in the crook your neck. The mystery continues.

“It’s gotta be fake. You’re like, dating a jock or something, aren’t you?” Jeff narrows his eyes at you like you’re a suspect.

Your gaze is packed in snow. Something razor cold skimmed off the Arctic Ocean.

“I take offence at that, dweeb.” You lob your eraser at his head.

That move is eerily similar to… someone else.

You hold your hand out, palm up to him, with a thundering frown. He throws your pink eraser back.

“But you’re-“ Mike starts. Then his tongue stunts itself.

You pause. Brows shooting up your head.

“I’m what, Wheeler?” Your tone invites him to think very carefully about his next words.

“You’re a girl.” He splutters.

“Hey. Only on the outside, kid.” You wink and click your tongue at him. Grinning. Widening your eyes. You learnt that from someone else too. The Kubrick stare.

“No- you’re, like. You’re a girl, girl. Like, you’re popular and. Normal? You get good grades. You’re friends with Jonny Lopez’ girlfriend. You’re going to like, a big league college.”

“I wouldn’t say popular. And we’re not entirely like friends. She just sort of bitches at me, and I occasionally give her a ride to school.” You shrug honestly.

“And hey excuse me, I’m not normal.” You point out. “I was reliably told this was the table that celebrates being ‘not normal’ anyhow.” you curl your fingers with air quotes.

They shrink down a little with that point. “Well yeah- actually.” and a chorus of shuffles, awkward coughs, and agreeing grunts comes your way.

“Good. Cause if I wanted to be ordinary I’d go sit at that table over there.” You nudge your head across the way where Jonny and Linda are sitting.

He’s telling some stupid macho story about a keg party to his fellow guffawing gorillas. She was busy chewing gum, not listening and painting her nails slutty cherry red.

“Did he pay you to do this?” Dustin asks. “Like $20 bucks if you come sit over here and prank the nerds.”

You slowly crunch a chip on your tongue and shoot him a spiky look. “Careful, Henderson.”

“Who paid who, to what, to the nerds?” Bursts a new voice into the conversation.

Quite possibly your favourite voice ever.

Eddie thumps himself down on his throne at the end of the table. Nudges his chair right up close to yours.

He’s flicking rain drips off his hoodie, some beaded down his leather arms. Some still clung to his big dark doe lashes and his messy bangs now growing wonkily down into his eyes. You’d seen him loping into the trailer bathroom the other day with a cigarette on the go, and a pair of scissors to just whack at those bangs. Messy as fuck.

A few rolling rain drips are still skating down his forehead. Soggy black sleeves nudge your chapstick into your palm on the table. He shakes off the rain like a wet dog.

Eddie drops a kiss on your head. A soft “Mwah” before he takes his seat. His hair hanging on your nose smelling like your dreamy coconut conditioner, because he’d spent the night at yours last night.

Neither of you got much sleep, naturally. You were sore in places you didn’t know could be sore. That boy was a sexual menace.

“Dude. We were just talking about your not girlfriend here.” Gareth pointed out. Jeff was deciding to take a cowardly out and hide behind a comic book.

Eddie tilts his head at the guy. Winding his cold knuckles through yours. Right there on the table top. Skin chilled from the rain.

“Is that a challenge in that sentence I’m hearing?” He asks with a stormy edge to his expression.

Eddies gaze could be lethal if he willed it to be. Shredding metal he could cut you on. These geeks rarely wanted to be in the ireful wrath of their leader’s disapproval.

“There’s no way you’re dating! It’s a hoax!” Dustin exclaims, loud. Laying his hands on the table in emphasis. Almost rising out his seat.

Eddie flicks those dark eyes to his curly haired companion.

“Alright punk. What about this are you struggling to get through your little head?” He barks out.

“How about, I don’t know, all of it. The fact she’s sat eating here. The fact you’re supposedly dating…” Sinclair lays out.

“Stop putting adverbs and negatives before the word dating.” You scowl at them.

Eddie chuckles, sneers and slings an arm around your shoulders. Looping you right close to him. You’re munching your lunch and smiling as he brings you in closer.

“Is it cause I’m so hot and so so way out of her little arty girl indie state league? I know. Poor baby girl, she can’t help that.” He coos.

You twist your head and his smirk is right there. Would be a shame not to kiss it. You lean in and peck him on the mouth sweetly.

When you pull away the pair of you take great delight in the shock still on their faces.

Eddie nuzzles his nose into your neck to make you squirm. Then he sits there with his chin on your shoulder. Opening his mouth like a little baby bird when he wants you to feed him chips. You do and he bites and sucks on the salty ends of your fingers.

“Seriously Henderson, You couldn’t shell out the amount of money required to fake constantly wrangling this one’s humungous ego.” You pat Eddie’s cheek three times.

“Not the only humungous thing she has to wrangle.” Eddie leers. Does that curling devil tongue at you. Tries to shove his tongue in your ear. You laugh and bat him away.

“No. No. Gross.” Says Mike. Shaking his shaggy head.

“….Plus serious compensation would be required for anyone to sleep in his flea pit of a bedroom.” You tell. Eyes turned down towards your book.

Eddie reached over you with his free hand and pawed at your chip packet for more. Scooped up your sandwich and stole a bite. Extra crispy bacon. Lettuce, Chicken mayo and that spicy mustard he likes- oh he was in love.

“Hey, I tidied it up for you, pencils. I put clean sheets on the bed. Made sure you could see the floor.” He spoke through chewing. Cheeks full. Sucking a glob of mustard off his thumb.

And yet, they’re all sat there looking at you like you’re selling bullshit.

“Alright you little assholes.” You clap and dust your hands off. Some of them actually jump back. Flinching.

Eddies staring at you with literal red bursting heart eyes watching you get irate with his table full of nerds.

You’re sat here all puppy love bundled up with him. Cupid arrow pink kinda gooey love, enshrined with little hearts squished above the i’s. Surrounded by pink ribbons and fucking bluebirds. Mushy love like a damn Carpenter’s song, and you’re so fused together at the hip bones. Like it actually hurts to break apart.

They’re still not buying it.

“What will it take to convince you, that we, are a real thing?” You nudge your thumb at you and Eddie.

They eye you shrewdly. Mike is the first soldier over the top the face the clattering guns.

“What’s his favourite band?” He fires out. Twisting towards you. All elbows and angles and those Wheeler nuclear-family enviable cheekbones.

“Bandsss plural.” You correct. “Metallica, Black Sabbath, Megadeath, Iron Maiden, W.A.S.P, Judas Priest, and Van Halen...”

“Don’t you dare do it.” Eddie warns to that naughty gleam in your eye. “They’ll never look at me the same.”

The guys lean in all interested.

“… And Dolly Parton. Especially Jolene.” They descend into laughing uproar. Eddie throws chips at Sinclair who was cackling.

They were never to know you two hollered along to that at the top of your lungs, on the drive to school in the summertime. Windows open. Hair flying. Shades on. Soupy sunshine and enjoying another cloying Indiana July.

That was the month you’d met this gorgeous creature. Watching fireflies come out laying in the long cool grass at the trailer park, sharing a joint. You in a gossamer sundress the colour of blushing peonies. It was like a way too good fever dream. Hazy days and deep purple sticky summer midnights.

“Favourite food?” Comes the next.

“His favourite meal is a chilli dog, with jalapeño loaded dirty fries with everything, and I mean everything, on it, and one of those strawberry mega monster shake things you get at the diner over on Admiral. He also loves sour candy, like a ridiculous amount. Sour patch kids, nerds, jolly ranchers.”

Eddie who was eating next to you frowned through chewing your sandwich down. The whole thing was nearly gone. Your half was looking pretty tasty too.

“I also know he doesn’t really have a great sense of a varied diet. He won’t eat for hours and then he’ll scarf it down in five seconds like a seagull. Case in point-“ Wave your hand across at him. Like you were presenting him.

“Hey-“ He mumbled. Mouth stuffed with almost all your sandwich.

“All in all, Bottomless void when it comes to food. Runs almost entirely on nicotine and caffeine. Or gas station beef jerky, and out of date mini powdered doughnuts.” You finish.

“Celebrity crush?” Dustin points a finger at you.

“Eartha Kitt. In her skin tight Catwoman costume.” You smile sultrily. “Next?”

“Damn.” Jeff laughed.

“Favourite subject?”

Oh you scoff.

“DND. Obviously. He hates science and math. But he’s actually shockingly good at English. He’s a reader. Reads more comics and fantasy books, than anyone I know. If you can’t find him, guaranteed he’s in the fantasy section.”

“Wow dude, really?” Gareth asks.

Eddie actually blushed.

“It’s actually pretty cute. You know Mrs Coulter, the elderly librarian? Yeah. They exchange Xmas cards. She properly dotes on him. Adorable. Calls him Edward.” You chuckle.

“No way-“ Dustin grins. Giggling. “Edward.” He preens. Cheeks all squidgy with his smile.

Eddie flicks a gaze over at you. It’s almost edgy, but he’s smiling. He’ll remember that- for later on.

“Henderson, I will jam that fork in your eye.”

You overlap the violence and pat the back of your boyfriends hand. Nudge your lunch towards him as a consolation prize.

“He’s just terrible at being forced to read and write stuff. Nonconformer in him really rails against being told what to do.” You lay out nodding.

Cause that was kinda a given where he’s concerned.

“Oh, oh, I know. Favourite movie…” Jeff clicks his fingers at you.

“Friday 13th. The Goonies when he’s stoned out his crazy brain.” You pat Eddie’s head affectionately as you speak.

“Ok those are fairly standard. How about a random trivia round?…” Dustin decides very loudly. Slamming his fist down on the table top. Almost knocking over Mikes can of tab. Jesus Dustin. Watch it man-

You roll your eyes and think. You also shut your book cause you know you won’t be cramming for your English test with the current inquisition going on.

“What does Eddie hate… what are some of his dislikes.”

“Jocks. Uh, He uhm, hates mushrooms on his pizza. Picks the pickles out his burger. He prefers winter to summer. Cuts all the scratchy labels out his clothes cause they annoy the hell out of him. Gets hay fever pretty bad. He thinks playing or watching sports is dull as shit. He can’t stand CCR, or mint chocolate chip ice cream.”

“I’m sorry but no ice cream should taste like toothpaste. It’s sick.” Eddie whines.

“He has little scars on his back that he likes to claim are scratches from sex.” You begin.

“Yeah he’s showed those us a lot. It’s sickening.

“Okay, wait til I tell you that he actually got them from falling ass first into my moms rose bush when he was sneaking in through my bedroom window one night.”

“I brought you chicken noodle soup when you were on the very verge of death. Pencils.” Eddie defends.

You turn and catch his pouty little eyes as he leans into you.

“He thinks I don’t know that he sometimes feeds the trailer park strays. Leaves out a can of tuna and bowls of water for them. Has given most of them metal names.”

Holy shit. Eddie makes this face at you like he’s in awe of all the little things you’d grasped about him. Made his stomach feel all slippy and gooey. Yeah. This is definitely love, kid.

“Awhh.”

Eddie snaps his eyes across to his friend who dares make that noise. He picked up the fork closest to him. Shooting feral eyes.

“Oh, He’s named his van.”

“Pencils.” He warns.

“Shut up.” Mike counters. “What is it?”

“Galadriel.” You chirp all sunny.

Dustin looks so happy.

“You’re single handedly ruining my reputation here, honey.”

You lean in and smack a kiss on the end of his nose.

“You have a sex rep I don’t know about, Munson?” You raise one brow. Up in his face about it. That jumper sliding down a silky skinned shoulder he wants to nose at. Call a spade a spade. He wants to bite it. Soothe the bite with his tongue and hear you coo oh, Eddie.

“Not in front of the halflings, Baby. They’re fresh faced and innocent right out the shire.” He dotes at you.

“Hey we’ve seen some shit.” One of them defends

“Not talking about a DND campaign you little pipsqueak.” Eddie smirks.

His hand is sliding around the waistband of your hip. Scooping around your back and pulling you to him. Clutching at his leathered shoulders and your thighs guided sideways over his lap. He snatched you right out your seat.

“Children avert your gaze. Some very 18+ activities are about to happen here.” Eddie warns them as his hands smooth up your jumper. Over your hips and back. He growls when he gets his ring clad fingers clutching your ass through your jeans.

“Ok, I really didn’t need to see that.”

“Buckle up, Pencils.” He whispers into your ear and brushed his tongue over your pulse.

“I’m going for public indecency to prove a point to these assholes.”

Then he seals his lips across yours and pushes his tongue into your mouth, as with any wild Eddie kiss, you melt. You feel his jaw open.

Your spine uncurls and slopes down your body like jello. It’s a movie star kiss that demanded Dolby technicolour and surround sound. A swooning kiss off the silver screen that could curl toes, and bloom whole fields of daisies.

You grasp his hair and reel him in. Kiss him back all spitty and wet to prove a point, and you’re not shy about shoving your tongue in his mouth. He moans.

You scratch his scalp. He sucks your bottom lip like you’re a delicacy. It’s way too much. So filthy. Fucking beautiful is what it is.

Then you feel his wicked, wicked hand pinging dangerously at your bra clasp. Snapping it to your skin. He bites his lip when he pulls back and shoots you those sultry black bedroom eyes.

“This is the one I hate getting off isn’t it? The goddamned purple one.” He says all lusty as he rubs the tip of his nose into yours. Your cheeks are so hot. Blood lava hot pushing in your face.

“You’re a trooper. Munson. You’ll figure it out.” You tell him with a teasing voice that you can feel makes his dick throb under your thighs.

“Can’t wait to get in those panties, later.”

“I’ve got art class after school. Come by around eight. Moms out tonight.” You flirt. Which means takeout, and suffocating, hands wandering, kisses, til you can’t remember which way is up or down. And so much Eddie. It feels like you’ll burst with love of him.

His lips taste like sugary tab and, now, your chapstick. Ash swirls on his breath from his last smoke. He’ll be itching for another one soon. Maybe you’ll sneak away and join him. Make out for the remainder of lunch time.

“Good. I really love it when you can scream loud when I bury my face in your pus-“ You clap your hand over his mouth.

“They don’t need chapter and verse. Baby.”

Eddie responds by licking a big hot stripe up your palm.

“You know, guys, maybe they’re not faking it.”

“Please, people are trying to eat here!”

“I’m definitely gonna barf.”

~

#stranger things #eddie munson #eddie my boy #EDDIE DESERVED BETTER #EDDIE MY BELOVED #eddie drabble #wrote this in like half an hour lol #its silly #eddie feels #eddie x reader #eddie x oc #eddie x pencils ride again #love #lovers #fake dating #dustin henderson #welcome to hellfire #hellfire club #mike wheeler #jeff & gareth

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Jack/Daniel Stories on Fanfiction.net

@i-am-morrigans-apprentice

(disclaimer, I have only read one of these and cannot vouch for the content of any of them, I am just making a list for some friends)

*Also, I had these all nicely linked, story and author, but Tumblr is being a bitch and won't allow it, sorry it's not more convenient)

K & K+ Rated

Confirmation by WritinginCT

Scars Upon The Heart by SecretArt

Things You Miss by SecretArt

Whispers In The Dark by xfirefly9x

A Study of Squabbling by HeartofSword26

JackDaniel's by corbeauprophet (this one is in French)

A Midnight Call by WritinginCT

Bringing Home Baby by LadieLazarus

Against Earth Customs by Pixie Child (Crossover with SGA, including John/Rodney)

Flashes of Loss by WritinginCT

Speaking O'Neill by Jaz22

The Reason by Chance

Danny Boy by ninja-hamsters

Rêve ou réalité by Cybelia (this one is in French)

A Better Offer by magickmoons

No Time by magickmoons

Pendulum by Eilidh17

Trust Me by abstractwhisk

Big Boss Man by cestmoi01 (mild slash only)

Chapstick by Couldbeaswampdudette

After the Abyss by JackDanielForever (preship)

Dreams of Another Life by lilyleia78 (UST)

They Can Too by gatehead81

Most people notice when they've been teleported by KitCatty

Not What I Had in Mind by Daria234

Vows He Never Broke by WritinginCT (includes Jack/Sara)

Are You Lonesome Tonight? by cestmoi01 (implied only)

Daniel's Gift by WritinginCT

You can't always be his prince in shining armor by Daria234

Zonck, the magic word by Malin o Frida

The Idiot's Guide To Relieving Boredom by Amarin Rose

All Shook Up by cestmoi01 (mild)

Sara's Gift by WritinginCT

Grippe by Schattentaenzerin (this one is in German and includes Sam/Janet)

Five People Jack Wishes He Could Have Saved by WritinginCT (implied)

First Sights by Schwester Aurelia (SGA crossover, background only)

Be careful what you wish for by Malin o Frida

Coming Out Of The Closet by LaurAmourFromOz (SGA crossover, includes Jack/Daniel, Shepherd/McKay, Sam/Janet, Lorne/Zelenka)

Conversation qui fait mal by Ptitepointe2 (in French)

I'll Do It! by T4L3R

Zawsze, gdy by euphoria814 (this one is in Polish)

The Case of the Summer Flu by T4L3R

The Eagle Has Swooped: And The ANZACs Are Not Happy by LaurAmourFromOz

T Rated

The Things We Couldn't Say by Gypsy Lupin-Black

Distracting by Rivulet027

Tal Pat Ryn by Orrymain

Destiny by JackDaniel4ever

Jack Daniels Straight Up by Crossbow

Jack's True Love by Emono

Sharing Recipes by magickmoons

Warnings by kangeiko

Coffee Shop by stage crew

A Little Gift by WritinginCT

Subtle by Sorrel

A Little Gift by WritinginCT

Learning to Get Along by Rivulet027 (SGA crossover)

CG 5: Truth by Foreverwolf (this is fifth in a series)

Great Minds (Galian Alliance Part 1) by Alobear (preslash)

Honesty by Alobear

Birthday Smutfest I by ellenscult

Reflections by Alobear

Someone I Trust by samantilles (SGU crossover, includes slash version and gen version)

Carbon Copy by JolinarJackson (SGA crossover, includes Rodney/Carson)

Artifacts by EntreNous

Don't You Know My Heart is on the Line? by catiepie182002 (preslash)

I Know You Need Me by Classical Sorrow (dark!Jack, also OOC Jack)

Speaking in Tongues by Ssergit

Anyway You Want Me by cestmoi01

Running With Blue Eyes by Fidella

Indian Summer by failsafeparoxysm (is actually Daniel/Sam, Daniel/Jack/Sam)

A Cold Homecoming by KalipsoRed (this is actually Sam/Daniel/Jack/Teal'c)

Pi pies are the best pies! by Schwester Aurelia (SGA crossover, includes Daniel/Jack, John/Rodney)

Saving Sam by JackDanielForever

The Runaway by Alobear

Some Things Are Meant To Be by T'Pinto

The Storage Closet by T4L3R

My Immortal by T4L3R

Books aren't worth risking your life by MelimeGreenleaf (English version)

To say I love you by MelimeGreenleaf (English version)

Inquiétude by Miss Emeraude 13 (this is in French)

What about that? by T4L3R

Le jour sans fin by nardy (also in French)

Can't Stay Away by T4L3R

Belated Observations by Gryvon

M Rated

Rumeurs by Sevy Snape (this one is in French)

Caveman by Yami no Ryu

The Walk by AnnieBooker

Clue by Four by RaeC

Surprises by Deaddlykissesno3

Resurrection I - The Ties That Bind by Annejackdanny (This is an 8 part kid!Daniel series, not linking the other seven to save space)

en l'homme l'existence précède l'essence by numb22z (also in French)

Good Idea by Deaddlykissesno3

Fireworks by lilyleia78

Adoration by lilyleia78

Then and Now by magickmoons

A Shadow Falls by Kitchyy (includes one-sided Sam/Jack)

Broca Boy by djenie

Teach Me A Lesson by Lady Shyla (dom/sub)

Spring Cleaning by Kitchyy (very adult themes)

Unification by MicheleB (sequel, is actually Sam/Jack/Daniel)

Star Light, Star Bright by magickmoons (actually Sam/Jack/Daniel)

Happy Halloween by KroBlack (this one is in French)

Driving me Crazy SLASH jack daniel by Ximeria

Across Worlds, Throughout Time by ellenscult (contains explicit sex)

The Road to Follow by Annejackdanny

Gate to Vannas by AkinaSky (an 8 part series that includes adopted children, Sam/Teal'c, and mpreg.) <- the only one I actually read.

Believe - Traduction by Lady Arianna (this one is in French)

Boucle temporelle by SongePermanent (also in French)

General O'Neill by T4L3R

Battles of Jealousy by T4L3R

Battles of Jealousy II by T4L3R

On the Edge by babs-sg1

The Whole Story by magickmoons

Believe by MelimeGreenleaf (this is the English version)

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by MelimeGreenleaf (English version)

Can't Stay Away: Trouble by T4L3R

Infinitas by FireKali Chaos

Knocking At Death's Door by Aussie-mel

Blindfolded by Aussie-mel

#stargate sg1 #jack o'neill #daniel jackson #jack/daniel #daniel/jack #m/m #fanfiction #fanfiction.net

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I would love some Naib headcanons please!

I LOVE WRITING GENERAL HCS here you go anon!! sorry for the long wait, i initially wanted to post this like a week ago but i lost my draft so i got a bit demotivated :C

naib subedar general/random headcanons🗡

naib is a 168cm tall, buff menace

he might be short but his strength and impressive speed compensate for that - he packs quite the punch and it's near impossible to catch him on most days

he's a pretty introverted person and keeps to himself usually, and a lot of survivors avoid him anyway due to his short temper and cold, stoic personality - but deep inside he's truly a sweetheart

bad case of resting bitchface too

gets mocked for his height often AND gets used as an arm rest by some survivors (aka josé and norton who find his angry fits funny and are immune to his yelling) and even some bold hunters (joseph and jack mostly because they're cocky little shits)

also has various scars on his body from battles, he's not ashamed of them but he's not proud of them either

one of the veterans of the manor, he saw a bunch of shit both on the battlefield and in the games so he's prepared for any inconvenience

a really good team leader, he rarely panicks and will even sacrifice himself for the team's benefit if needed and knows how to praise and motivate people

one of the rare survivors that's actually feared by hunters - he'll actually get into physical fights with them in order to escape, no hesitating either😭

he gained quite the reputation for himself on the hunter side of the manor - some grit their teeth in anger whenever they hear his name being mentioned, and others are impressed by how daring, devoted and fierce he is

also, he's the one survivor (except newbies) who takes the game VERY seriously and is genuinely afraid in matches. all the alarms, calibrations, and increased heartbeat trigger his PTSD and it's hard to find the matches fun that way

still doesn't trust the hunters even if they approach him in a friendly way, yeah he's gonna keep a safe distance far away from them thank you very much

ok now let's stray away from depressing stuff it's time for random hcs😈😈

he pierced his own ears a while ago!! he usually wears basic black studs but they're not visible due to his hood

VERY BAD at dressing up. like his closet is full of the same cloaks, shirts, pants and boots, mostly because it's more practical and you won't feel bad if you get yourself dirty in the games - and when he DOES get dressed up by miss nightingale he always grunts about how uncomfortable and tight the fitted shirts are and how she put on too much hair gel

has severe trust issues but one of the rare people he would trust with his life is emily - they bonded together during the long, long hours of him getting patched up and having his refractory wounds cleaned from the mud in the infirmary

he keeps his hair long enough to tie it into a ponytail but sometimes he goes with an undercut/deathhawk(?) if the heat gets unbearable during the summer, he shaves it by himself ofc >:]

ok as much as i think naib doesn't like getting dolled up i DO think he likes to do masc makeup. like nothing sparkly or glamorous just some basic stuff like kohl around the eyes and eyebrow pencil to accentuate his features

he's very messy while doing it too, applying everything with his fingers and not minding if it's smudged in some places

yk that meme of how men apply chapstick?? yea thats literally him LMFAOAOA

during matches he's going to literally climb up his teammates to get a better sight at his surroundings, it comes off as a huge shock to newcomers but others got used to it

also tried to sneak in blades into the games but always got caught😔

his arms are his biggest weakness due to the injuries in the war and the straining he puts them through - his elbow pads only provide him enough support to not break his bones on impact so he mostly relies on his legs

has a very strict sleeping schedule so he has time to do exercise in the morning, but if he doesn't have any training planned out for the day he could sleep until noon

has really bad alcohol tolerance and doesn't like drinking anyway

practices breakdancing when he has free time, once the music starts he's going to tear that dancefloor to SHREDS

martha and kurt look up to him since they have also served in the military, he finds them endearing but he would never say that out loud smh

martha is like a little sister to him, they work out together and share food during lunchtime

and now it's time for (drum roll) FOOD HEADCANONS WOO

naib's metabolism is very fast and he loves to eat, too - he's not a picky eater and he bonds with his homeland via its food

after having to survive off of cold canned food in the army he's having the time of his life enjoying freshly-made warm meals

however he can munch on plain cheese and bread too, no problem

even though he loves sweet and savory, comforting food he likes his coffee bitter

his favourite general foods are anpan, gimbap and strawberry shortcake, and out of the national foods of his homeland he loves thukpa the most because it's hearty and reminds him of his mother and how she used to cook it for him

if you're going to sneak into the kitchen for a midnight snack there's a 60/40 chance that you'll find him searching the fridge before you could even think of getting food

not the best cook himself though but he loves helping out in the kitchen as much as he can

naib has a very small circle of friends and people he feels comfortable enough with to casually talk or vent to, mostly other veterans like william, emily and martha

once naib warms up to people and opens up (on rare occassions), he shows his sweeter side, he's quite timid in reality and has trouble verbalizing how much he cares for the other residents in fear that they'll think he's weak and that others might manipulate him if he shows any sign of vulnerability

his daring yet serious persona was actually kind of created back when he first started serving to protect himself from the world and harm that might come his way

prone to overthinking his life especially during the dark, sleepless nights, he always feels guilty of choosing this job for himself and regularly writes letters for his mother and the rest of his family, hoping that they'll reach her one day

#identity v #idv #idv headcanons #idv imagines #identity v headcanons #idv fanfic #identity v x reader #idv scenarios #idv x reader #identity v x you #idv naib #naib #identity v naib #idv mercenary #naib idv #identity v mercenary #mercenary idv #naib subedar #naib subedar idv

[beanieable]

I like to make visual differences between the Show and Movie Ninja whenever I draw them.

One thing before everything, I like to think that while the Show Ninja get their powers passed down from their parents, or from some old guy in Zanes case, the Movie Ninja are the chosen ones. Their parents don't have powers, like at all.

KAI

Since I interpret him, as well as everyone else expected for Lloyd and Nya, to be an adult since the start he is visually older, as well as taller then his Movie counterpart. Another difference are their scars I kept Kai’s from before their design changes. Their hairstyles are also different. Show Kai has his hair in a low ponytail starting Season 8. One more thing are their eyes, Show Kai has green eyes and he wears red eyeliner, while Movie Kai has red eyes (related to the chosen one thing).

NYA

In the Show Nya is three years younger than Kai, in the Movie Nya is actually the older twin. She is also taller than her Kai, while Show Nya and Kai are the same height. Movie Nya wears a ponytail, while Show Nya puts her hair in a bun. Show Nya wears black lipstick, Movie Nya doesn't wear any, she probably has some chapstick on here and there tho. Show Nya has green eyes, like Kai, Movie Nya has light blue/cyan eyes.

As a side not for both of them, with in the Show their last name is Jiang (Maya's last name), while in the Movie it's Smith (Ray's last name).

LLOYD

In the Show Lloyd goes through Oni puberty and now has a single horn and a tail. He can hide them with the little Oni shapeshifting he has. In general Show Lloyd has more weird things about him. Show Lloyd has pointy ears and fangs as well as red eyes with yellow split pupils, Movie Lloyd looks like your average teen. The weirdest thing are his bright green eyes. And while Movie Lloyd is a natural blond, Show Lloyd is actually brunette, he just bleaches his hair. Show Lloyd also has longer and messier hair then his counterpart. And when you compare their heights Show Lloyd is quite a bit shorter. It’s a side effect from the tomorrows tea thing.

JAY

The first obvious difference is that Show Jay is a ginger while Movie Jay is brunette. They style their hair rather similar. The only difference other then the color is that Show Jay parts his hair more obviously. Both have freckles, Show Jay just has way more. Show Jay has that nick in his brow. Movie Jay is the shortest in his friend group, Show Jay is the second shortest, only Lloyd is shorter. Between the two Show Jay is taller. Movie Jay has bright blue eyes and Show Jay has brown eyes with split pupils. The pupils are from the time he turned into a snake.

COLE

The most obvious difference are their sizes. Show Cole is a lot bigger compared to Movie Cole. It’s not like Movie Cole is petite, quite the opposite, he is jacked for a teenager, Show Cole is just that buff. Their hair too, Show Coles hair long and fluffy. Movie Coles hair is in dreadlocks/braids and a bit shorter. Show Cole also has that scar from the Day of the Departed, his left eye turned green too, his right is still brown. Movie Cole has orange eyes.

ZANE

I’m only comparing Show Zane’s „human“ looks. Not Titanium. Show Zane is a good head taller. Both are quite thin. Movie Zane’s eyes are bigger and also a brighter blue. Starting Season 8 both Zane’s have white hair, before that Show Zane has blonde hair. Their hairstyles are different too. Show Zane’s hair is longer. He combs it back and has shaved sides. A piece of his hair always falls back into his face. He gave up trying and it’s now part of the look. Movie Zane’s hair is always perfect. It’s just your average teenage boy haircut.

#ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago movie #tlnm #kai jiang #kai smith #nya jiang #nya smith #lloyd garmadon #jay walker #cole brookstone #zane julien #pixal borg #skylor chen #echo julien #morro wu

[loveize]

[image description: 3 halloween sleepover themed fashion boards.

1: a fashion board with a pink sweatshirt saying "spooky" with various halloween items on it, pink and white plaid pants, pink fuzzy boots, a pink ribbon, a pink pillow, a pink video game controller, pink cotton candy, a pink heart-shaped alarm clock, lip gloss, pink nail polish, and a pink toothbrush. the background is dark pink.

2: a fashion board with an orange crop top saying "spooky vibes," orange plaid pants, orange slippers with a jack-o-lantern face on them, an orange scrunchie, an orange pillow, an orange nintendo ds, an orange eyeshadow palette, a yellow hello kitty cd player, a box of reese's pieces, an orange creamsicle, an orange hairbrush, and an orange floss pick. the background is pale orange.

3: a fashion board with a black crop top saying "living dead girl," black and white plaid pants, black slippers, a black cat pillow pet, a black laptop, mascara, white earbuds, a black ribbon, a black drink tumbler, and black chapstick. the background is gray.

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halloween sleepover! which outfit is your favorite? 😊

#halloween #fashion #clothes #outfits #fashion board #outfit board #mood board #fall #autumn #food #shut up i just want people to see my post

[rowanmuppet]

To go with the penny and mischa headcanons could you do some for noel? I love your other ones smmm

Absolutely I can noel is literally my number one fav and he is rotating around my brain at all times like a microwave

- as a kid he ABSOLUTELY wore his mother's high heels/fancy dresses and had a little tea party on a regular basis with all his stuffed animals bc DUH. He would force his mom to participate but she loved it

- she would paint his nails as often as he asked her to and in whatever color he picked. She'd have a giant collection of colors/glitter/etc and some of his earliest/favorite memories would be of him sitting on her bed getting his nails done and watching reality tv or a devastating french film he's DEFINITELY too young to be seeing

- he is also a giant theater kid and is only in the choir because he was banned from being in the school's plays after the waiting for godot incident

- everyone loves "nischa where Mischa is oblivious to Noel's flirting" but in my heart and soul it's the other way around

- bro is clueless fr Mischa could literally walk up to him and say "I am in love with you noel gruber and I want to marry you" and he'd be like ha imagine. Obviously you'd never mean that though

- was definitely given makeup from his mother for a birthday or something and it's all subtle enough that he can wear it places without people REALLY noticing but he knows it's there (it's like, clear mascara and tinted chapstick but he definitely cried when he opened it)

- side note he definitely has one of the nicest moms out of everyone in the choir??? People hc that she's an alcoholic for some reason and it's like. Nah she's his number one biggest fan fr !!!! We would know if she was 💀

- she doesn't KNOW about Monique per se but she's definitely seen the outfit in his laundry and just never brought it up

- because I know for a fact he's had it in his closet for YEARS and wore it for funsies when he knew nobody was home. Definitely has the entire choreography of cell block tango PERFECTED

- even before he worked at taco bell he high key hated it and that was just amplified with all the shit he had to deal with at that job

- everyone else in the choir literally loves it and it annoys him to no end

- half of his texts with ocean are "hello!! How is my favorite member of the choir today 😄😄" "what do you want ocean" "Baja blast please" "okay."

- he loves ocean like a sibling your honor. They're literally mlm wlw hostility but in a best friends way

- ESPECIALLY AS KIDS when they were kids they were just best friends it was him ocean and constance. But then she beat him at duck duck goose and their relationship was never the same (this is canon to me)

- my favorite thing is making them all best friends with Constance even before the accident because of course they were

- she was the nicest girl in town!! I know her yearbook was signed with a bunch of meaningless "I never met you but you seemed nice" crap

- but my personal theory is that noel, ocean and constance were a lil trio in elementary school and then ocean and noel became mortal enemies (/hj) so they grew apart

- and that's why they're allowed to bully each other relentlessly bc they're basically siblings at this point

- titanic was one of his fav movies before he discovered french new wave cinema but he didn't cry much when he watched it (and if he did, it's because he was wishing a stranger he met on a cruise in the 20s would die for him the way jack did for rose)

[I don't know why I have titanic headcanons for basically every member of the choir I don't even like it THAT much???]

- also he insists there was no room for Jack on the door (he's right)

- he has a black cat named Lola. There isn't much to this hc but I just think it's objectively true.

- On the rare occasion the choir would hang out before the accident and the rarer occasion it was at Noel's house, Ricky would ignore everyone completely and make a beeline to the cat

- the first time Ricky came over he said "you have a cat, don't you?" And noel just kinda looked at him like ???? Before eventually saying "yes... But how did you know that?"

- he loves rain and thunderstorms from the comfort of his home but will literally not be caught DEAD stepping foot outside in it without an umbrella + rain boots + jacket because he doesn't want his clothes to get wet. And he's real for this

- speaking of noel and being dead (I am a god of segues), before he left for school the day of the accident he said these exact words to his mom: "farewell mother. I'm off to die in a tragic accident, don't wait up for me, for I will not return to you in this lifetime"

- this would have been a common way for him to say goodbye to her, and she would always roll her eyes and say "oh how will I go on without you! Surely the grief would be too much for me to bear! I shall stay up at night, clutching an article of your clothing as a single limpid tear rolls down my cheek" And then laugh and tell him to be safe

- and then he actually dies in a tragic accident

- oops #rip

- I don't know why, but imagining Noel's mother after the accident always made me so much sadder than the rest of the choir 😭 I just imagine that they were super duper close for basically his whole life

- also, despite yearning for this whole tragic life I feel like he's super squeamish?? He cannot stand the sight of blood or vomit

- maybe in his fantasy part of that is he can actually handle the things that end up happening in the movies he likes

- also I refuse to believe that their favorite rides aren't somewhat related to something that happened the day of the fair itself

- what I'm saying is basically he rode the ferris wheel with Mischa and almost lost his god damn mind

- it would have been so romantic if he knew his crush was probably mutual

- and finally. Nischa holding onto each other for dear life when things started going wrong and having to be pulled apart post mortem

Thank you for your time this is literally so long and I could come up with so many more

#ride the cyclone #rtc #jane doe #jane doe rtc #mischa bachinski #noel gruber #constance rtc #ocean oconnell rosenberg #ricky potts #ride the cyclone headcanons #rtc headcanons #headcanons

[chryzure-archive]

im sorry abt your surgery, ill be there in spirit to hold your hand if you need it <3 wishing you the best and hopefully its just a scare and nothing to worry too much abt!!

as for asks...

i always love your music taste so, 5 songs youve had on repeat lately that make you think of chryzure + chrysijacks? also, if they were each a pair of unlikely animal friends (ie, a pig and a monkey lol) which ones would they be? def feeling rabbit and cat for chryzure.

this question is a very self-indulgent one cus ive been going thru a huge superhero phase but, if they were superheroes which ones would they be? this could either be made-up or existing superheroes-- personally, i think chrysi would be an AMAZING black cat/felicia hardy, she has the white hair and the dark aesthetic to match it :3 i def think azure would be a mutant/x-men (no particular reason, it just seems to match him?) and jacks... well, jacks is just giving me deadpool energy. slutty antihero? i think yes. it'd be cool to know what kind of superhero abilities youd assign to them tho :33

thank you 🖤 please hold my other hand though, they’re cutting up my right one 🤧 hopefully there’s nothing to worry abt since my family has a history of the weirdness w/o the cancer..

chryzure songs:

so good right now // fall out boy (wanted the whole album to make me think of chrysigil, then it jst wound up being chryzure and chrysijacks coded…)

xyz // technoplanet (vv specific vibe, idk why, but instrumentals like this make me go crazy, go wild)

anicent history // the crane wives (teehee! in agony thinking abt them separated)

in my head // mike shinoda, kailee morgue ((bonus song, still alive // demi lovato because screamvi brainrot real….. jst saying the au goes wild!))

cartoon people // billie marten (the vibes themselves……)

chrysijacks songs (he’s more annoying):

chapstick // coin (sorry, juno…:(( sorry jacks ruined this for you)

summer // circadian clock, baethoven (biting him!)

blood in the cut // k.flay (sorry juno pt.2)

hold my like a grudge // fall out boy (part-time soulmate, full-time problem too real for chrysijacks…)

121U // day6 (I DONT WANT TO WANT YOU I DONT WANT TO LOVE YOU!!!!!!!!)

chryzure is kittybunny lovers all the time… they are doing this right now:

chrysijacks is kitty and fox… sorry, the legend of the archer and the fox is actually abt chrysijacks and chrysi’s the archer and jacks is the fox!! idk what was going on in the books, get ur facts right!

((more proof is that i had a chrysijacks song called the fox before the book came out + the lyrics imply jacks not wanting to be the fox and hunted down by the archer… explain this 🤨))

oh my god, i looked up black cat and you’re RIGHT, that’s sooo chrysi??? esp the probability thing… explains why azure’s gotten such bad luck over the years.

if i were to make chrysi her own superhero, hmmm….. i feel like she’d summon ghosts and stuff… ??????? idk, i’ve never thought abt it 🫢 i mean, the funniest option is totally that she can bring back the dead and summon ghosts and stuff, but she never fucking uses that in favor of bashing ppl’s heads in w a baseball bat. OH, wait, her fated abilities include causing fear and giving nightmares, so maybe i could do something like that!!! she can keep the ghost summoning thing if she wants. idk what name i’d give her. it’s so hard coming up w a good superhero name. nightmare is too basic + i’m sure there’s thousands of ppl w that superhero name 💀 oh well!

AZURE WOULD SOOOOO HAVE X-MEN VIBES. he gets to go to a special little mutant school and have like minded peers… little special princess boy 🙄 SOME people learned they inflict fear on ppl and had to deal with it ALONE, but it’s fine. it’s rlly okay.

his powers probably are jst spatial manipulation, but he’s good enough at it that it looks like it’s jst telekinesis… and also teleportation :) jst the idea of him tricking ppl he has one power when it’s actually another makes me go crazy, go wild!!! idk what his title would be either. this is HARD, how do comic book writers do it!!!

yes. jacks is a whore. fuck him. i want him dead in a ditch. his powers are making ppl love him and want to obey him? rlly? he gets everything handed to him on a platter???? killing him killing him killing him!!!! he’d be the villain that chrysi and azure have to take down first, but they get there and jacks is jst rlly lameand they’re like, “…….. okay, guess we’ll leave you alive….?” and now he’s a thorn in their side that doesn’t leave ://////

#IM BAD W SUPERHERO NAMES IM SO SORRY </////3 SOBBING INTO MY HANDS RN. #but yeah the cancer thing should jst be a scare.. #i have the next two years w checkups so it doesn’t become scary!! it’s jst not something i was very happy to learn #.asks #m.kai💛 #s.chryzure #s.chrysijacks #OH also let me know if you want a diff emoji in ur mutual tag!!

[abysswatchers420]

im a stickler for detail so here are all the things you can find in Cel's beloved frogcar. a poppy green 1969 Mach 1 Mustang that's been modified to 2077 chooh2 engine standards with magnetic suspension. Frequently are the wheels swapped out between offroading in badlands to street racing and drifting.

1. Glove compartment: tissues, chapstick, black lipstick, car registry documents, coiled bundle of wires

2. Ceiling console: spare pair of red lensed sunglasses

3. Center console: frogphone (emergency satnav phone), lighter, hair ties, pack of gum, stiletto knife, pens, paperclips, alligator clip, moist towelette, ketchup packet, microfiber towel, and most importantly-- trash.

4. Front seats: knife sheathed between driver seat and center console, gun under driver seat, 3 EMP grenades under passenger seat

5. Floorboards: water bottle in front passenger side, spare pair of boots with clean socks

6. Backseat: rolled up sleeping bag + pillow, impact drill, pneumatic nail gun, hoodie

7. Trunk: car jacks, tire iron, flares, toolbag containing various screwdrivers, pliers, wire strippers, wrenches, hammer, drill bits, roll of copper wire, roll of soldering wire, assorted nuts and bolts

this was my first time coloring tires and man that shit is hard, i think tires are just as difficult as drawing hands and feet. anyway it was good fun practice and I'm glad i did it

#frogcar #ttrpgshit #cyberpunk red #i had asked my brother once 'whats the one thing every car our family owns has in it' and without missing a beat he said trash #made me laugh really hard #my stuff

[bubblegum-blackwood]

🎧 Headphones or earbuds?

☕ Coffee or tea?

💄 Do you wear makeup?

🎧 Headphones or earbuds? Earbuds! But I detest wireless earbuds with a passion, I can never get them to stay in my ears. When I eventually have to buy a new phone and it doesn't have a headphone jack I think I will riot.

☕ Coffee or tea? Tea! I didn't really grow up on caffeine so I'm super sensitive to it, and if I have more than a few sips of coffee I will regret it lmao, but black tea has a low enough level of caffeine that I can tolerate that okay. My favourite drink to get at a restaurant is just plain iced black tea with a sugar packet or two dumped into it - I don't actually need it to be all that sweet. I prefer iced tea to hot tea, although a nice warm tea with honey is heaven when I have a sore throat.

💄 Do you wear makeup? I don't! I'm honestly not sure how much of it is an active choice and how much of it is just my circumstances, because when I started going through puberty and waned to wear makeup like I saw my peers doing, my mom told me I was still too young and did not allow me anything more than lip gloss. Now that I look back, she might have been okay with it if I had asked her a little later into high school, but for whatever reason at the time I felt bad vibes and was afraid of getting a negative response so I just never asked her. When I turned eighteen I bought myself an eyeliner pen but barely used it, partially because most of the time I forgot it was there. I got so used to not wearing makeup all throughout junior high and high school that it just never became something that I could easily incorporate into my routine, so I simply didn't, and most of the time I forget putting on makeup is even something I can do before I go out of the house. So no. I am not a makeup wearer. I do use Chapstick like my life depends on it though, I cannot stand dry lips.

#ask game

[koolerthanyourmum]

IDEAS I HAVE FOR MY GIRLFRIENDS BIRTHDAY ON DECEMBER 26TH ‼️

( I'll probably give her her Christmas present, THEN her birthday gift ✋ )

- use an old Altoids tin to create a little trinket box. I'll probably put her favorite chapstick in there (cotton candy), some beads that hold meaning to us, some crystals, little drawings, stickers (?), and maybe a little note she can read when she misses me or needs a pick me up?

- she LOVES The Nightmare Before Christmas and Corpse Bride, we bonded over those before we started dating, so I'm thinking maybe buying her a necklace with Jack Skellington or a beanie with his face? it'll be cold so she could wear it then. then maybe put the Corpse Bride vows into a letter with a drawing? maybe get some flowers that look like Emily's and flatten them to put in the gift?

- A LOVE LETTER, OBVIOUSLY ‼️‼️ with drawings, kisses from me and my favorite lipstick, little hearts everywhere, THE ABSOLUTE WORKS bc she deserves that and so much more ✋

- maybe some books? she's obsessed with reading and I'm thinking of getting her some books I've read that she hasn't and I think she would like them ✋ there's quite a bit but I have a while to think of which ones to get 🤷🏼‍♀️

- I'm thinking of also maybe giving her one of my sweaters ✋ I gave her one of my hoodies a while back and she loves it so much, she sleeps with it and wears it and KDBWIJDIR 🤭 anyways, I'm thinking of giving her one of my all time favorite sweaters so she can wear it in the cold and so she has something that smells like me so when I'm not there she has that ✋

- An orange and/or black cat stuffy ‼️ we have this thing where she's an orange cat and I'm a black cat based off of our vibes, so we literally always do that, "us?" thing after sending each other cat videos with cats that "look" like us. SO THATS SUCH A POSSIBILITY ‼️‼️

NOW FOR THE DATE IDEA OR SOMETHING OF THE SORT ‼️

-drive through the Christmas lights, playing vintage Christmas music, singing along AHHHHHH YES I want to do this with her so bad 🤭 OOOH I COULD DO HER MAKEUP BEFORE AND FISBID AHHHHH

- watch scary Christmas movies together, maybe some true crime documentaries? we both LOVE those and that would be so fun with her ✋

- a cold approved picnic of sorts? bundling up and I could bring some extra sweaters and coats, blankets, hoodies, stuff like that for us. I'll do the gentlemenly thing to do and give her my coat or hoodie, hat, scarf, all of the above 🤷🏼‍♀️ that would be so fun ✋

#lovers #absolutely whipped for this girl #birthday ideas for my girl #the love i have for this girl is unmatched

[georgiapeach30513]

Wait can you put the names of the stuff Chris uses in the answer to this pls hahaha

Dove soap bar (2 bars cost $4)

Braun Series 3 shaver ($80)

Cetaphil moisturizing lotion ($10)

Old Spice classic deodorant ($3)

Chapstick classic original ($1)

Tancho High-Grade tique stick ($13)

Christopher!! I have a better skincare regimen for you! Plus the Jack Black lip balm is better

[just-be-a-rock]

tag 10 people you want to get to know better (thanks @dearrbhla for tagging me! not going to tag anyone because i barely talk to people on this webbed site but if any mutuals want to give this a go feel free!)

relationship status: taken as of (checks watch) about a week ago

favourite colour: mustard yellow. it’s kind of taken over my wardrobe

favourite foods: mushrooms. my go to lazy dish is pasta with fried mushrooms and garlic in olive oil. i'm also kind of obsessed with shakshouka (eggs poached in tomato sauce), so easy to make yet so satisfying.

song stuck in head: i feel the earth move by carol king. feeling very sappy about my partners atm

last thing i googled: why are chapsticks bad. because i bought a chapstick and it sucks like they all do.

current time: afternoonish

dream trip: i’d love to go to japan one day. tokyo seems like a very fun city and the mountain ranges are absolutely gorgeous

something i want: to get a scholarship for my MA studies. to find a decent apartment with my friends. for my new relationship(s) to work out. a replica of jack rackham’s yellow coat on black sails.

tagging: all of my mutuals who feel like answering :)

[deeeelightfuldee]

What was your last facebook status? I wouldn’t have a clue. I don’t use fb anymore.

What color is the wall in your kitchen? gray-green

Last time you were in a group shot? like 2 weeks ago.

Last time you dressed formally? 2 weeks ago

At what age did you go through puberty? I believe I was 12-13 when I got my first period? 

Last time you got an xray? oooo ummm maybe like 8 years ago

What is the stupidest show on television? there are MANY stupid shows on television.

Do you enjoy photo editing? sure. like colors and stuff it’s pretty soothing.

Do you pluck/wax your eyebrows? i will shape them sometimes. my eyebrows are naturally white blonde so when they grow out its not noticeable.

Have you ever owned a blacklight? not to my knowledge no.

Do you own a coloring book? lol i used one last week, in fact

Do you shop at a dollar store? no

Do you do any winter sports? no but eventually I want to go skiing.

Which is worse: Snakes, Scorpions or Spiders? spiders

Is there an attic and/or a basement in your house? basement yes. attic is like just structural it isn’t a storage space.

Do you own duct tape? yes

Do you own a jack knife? isn’t that like a pocket knife? i don’t personally but we have several in the house

When was the last time you ordered something online? last week -- K had me buyin a shizzzzz ton of ON stuff, which was glorious

Have you ever been bitten by a tick? yes. like 4-5 times Do you prefer blackberries or raspberries? ooooo... tough call. blackberries.

What color is your mom’s car? black

Do you like flavored water? yup but not all flavors and i definitely do not like sparkling versions.

Do you watch wrestling? not at all.

Do you enjoy cranberry juice? it just tastes like pain lol. I associate it with UTI’s

Do you drink? i don’t NOT drink. but i seldom drink. maybe like 3-4 times a year.

Do you have unwanted facial hair? ugh yes!

What things do you have pierced? ears

Have you ever had a bird or a squirrel in your house? yes to both. one was a flying squirrel and many birds. What label would you give your clothing style? comfy. nondescript.

How far away is the closest mall? like a 10 min drive.

How many gingers do you know? probably 15 or so.

Do people often misspell your name? yes. its often Dianna or Diane -.-

What is your sexual orientation? straight

Do you know another language? some bits.

Do you think sloths are cute? I think they're fucking ugly and scary. lol i mean theyre ok. lots of nails tho

What is available at your bedside? hmmm depends what bedside. water, fan, light, remote, chapstick.

Are you reading a book currently? yes

How high off the ground is your bed? like 3 feet before the top of the mattress maybe?

Do you have a tv in your room? yes

Do you wear a lot of plaid? i don’t. very very very seldom.

What do you think about gauged ears? It’s not my style at all. I once dated a guy with gauges and I justttttt did not understand lol. But more power to you, you should be styling for yourself, no one else.

Do you text a lot? a decent amount. these days im trying to do less and less. get comfortable with leaving my phone alone.

How often do you go camping? as seldom as possible.

What is the cutest breed of dog? Golden Retrievers.

Do you own a cat? two. but man they act like they own you.

What are the initials of your high school? n/a

What are your initials? DLS

Do you do dishes by hand or dish washer? i MUCH prefer dishwasher. 

What is the ugliest name for a girl? geez idk

If you had to get a cat right now, what would you name him? ooo i think so much of this depends on their personality but i would want like a man name lol. 

What is one thing that you refuse to get rid of? letters

Would you rather go minigolfing or bowling? i love both. probably minigolfing today.

How about golfing or minigolfing? mini golfing. i’ve never been golfing officially and am sort of intimidated by it.

Do you use a bathrobe? no. people are always trying to offer robes as gifts and i dont use them.

Do you know anyone who knows sign language? Yes

When was the last time you were stung by a bee? like 15 years. Have you ever seen a live alligator? sure have.

If I gave you a free plane ticket, where would you go? switzerland

Are you hungry right now? yes but im skippin dinner tonight

Do you have a passport? no. i have the application though.

Does your shower have glass doors or a curtain? one is a curtain and one is like a glass-ish sort of thing. i think it is glass.

Did you play pokemon or whatever as a child? nope.

Did you ever own a guinea pig or mouse, etc? no

What is the longest that you've ever had your hair? middle of back. i would never go any lower.

What is the longest you've ever gone without showering? not long. i love feeling clean.

When did you last go out to eat? today! Do you know anyone that is a pagan? i dont think so. or if they are, idk so

Cauliflower or broccoli? I freakin love both

Are you in/planning on college? I attended and graduated with two bachelors. i hope to be attending again MAYBE this fall??????????????????????????? or spring.

Does your town have a public pool? no. sadly.

Describe your favorite pair of shoes: hmmm i like all my shoes.

What is the farthest you've been from home? not far at all. 1600 miles 

The longest you've been away from home? like 4 months or so.

How long have you been friends with your oldest friend? 25 years.

In what month is your birthday? july

How old will you be? 30!

Party plans? None so far but hopefully soon :) How many eggs do you eat in a week? sometimes none.

What are some irrational fears you have? spiders, people breaking in What do you think about vampires? i don’t think of them at all.

When did you go swimming last? so, so, so long ago. a year. i freaking miss swimming.

Which floor of your home do you live in? First, second... second floor

Do you have a welcome mat at your front door? no. it wouldn’t work with the seal on the door. 

Do you have a fire escape? i used to have this like window fire ladder thing. I don’t have anything now. but like an official fire escape outside of my home, no.

How big is the tv in your living room? I’m not sure the size other than large.

Do you own anything rainbow or gay pride? no When did you last give/receive flowers? hmmm i got flowers yesterday and i gave flowers for mothers day

When was your last dentist appointment? i have no insurance so its been longer than i like.

Do you own an inhaler? i have one but it isn’t mine

What is in your closet/under your bed? closet is clothes. under my bed is a schmorgisboard

Have you ever seen a bat? Yes and that is not my thing

What jewelry are you wearing? my necklace from K

If you could change your name what would it be? i like it enough. 

Is there an island in your kitchen? no. but theres quite a bit of countertops and a big ole table so it works fine.

What do you think about tongue rings? kind of freaks me out 

What do you do when you get very mad? leave the room. go on a drive. 

Are the type to kill the spider or call a man in? i mean, in my experience it isn’t always a man. but i always call someone else to do something cus that ain’t for me.

Do you have a lava lamp or christmas lights? no lol but im not against it.

[realizashuns]

✨Jack Black Intense Therapy Lip Balm👄

this whole line i think is marketed as a men’s brand but it has the best lip balm ever i swear my life on this lowkey it’s still cursed lip balm that u end up loosing only to find years later in some random ass place but it’s so amazing and worth it ✔️✔️✔️✨ it’s the one balm ive found that contains beeswax but it adds SO much hydration and moisture like leave this on overnight and the next day ur lips will be super soft all day🌊👄✨ super helpful during winter ✔️❄️

active ingredients: avobenzone 3.0%(sunscreen), octinoxate 7.5% (sunscreen), petrolatum 40.2% (skin protectant)

inactive ingredients: Beeswax, Polyglyceryl-3 Beeswax, Flavor, Butyrospermum Parkii (Shea) Butter, C18-38 Alkyl Hydroxystearoyl Stearate, Persea Gratissima (Avocado) Oil, Tocopheryl Acetate, Cyclopentasiloxane, Microcrystalline Wax, Camellia Sinensis (Green Tea) Leaf Extract, Cyclohexasiloxane, Lanolin

#jack black #lip balm #ulta #sephora #i think sephora has it too? #ulta def has jt #chapstick #i reccomend it #10/10 lmao