#jack ekman

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Choosing Travis Kelce as the sexiest athlete alive when these mans are right here? Bold move.

#jack hughes #newjerseydevils #quinn hughes #captain quinn hughes #captainquinton #captain quinn #thats my captain #short king #oliver ekman larsson #oel #florida panthers #aleksander barkov #sasha barkov #brandon tanev #seattle kraken #erik johnson #ej 😍 #buffalo sabres #nhl hockey #nhl players #nhl #vancouver canucks

[stereax]

What’s up with the Canucks? I know their cap situation has historically been tight - do you think it got better this offseason?

The cap situation is the LEAST of the Canucks' worries, honestly. That whole team is a dumpster fire.

More under the cut. Pardon the delay in getting this out, but this is a long one!

So first off, the cap situation is bad. It honestly looks better than it is, mostly because of the LTIR. Plus, there's a ton of players whose contracts are expiring next offseason, most notable of which are Pettersson and Beauvillier that the Nucks really need to keep. The main problem is, management keeps swinging at bad players and overpaying them, then floundering on contracts for good players.

So, uh, that Bo Horvat trade, huh? Let's start with that. You signed JT Miller, a 30 year old, to a 7 year extension that would end when he's 37, for $8m a year with NMCs for the first few years and M-NTCs for the rest, going off a career year that he regressed from (predictably). This is a guy who we know has some character issues as well (see: him screaming at Collin Delia, his goalie teammate, for being unsure whether to leave the crease). And you traded your captain away to make the cap work for him? What did you even get for Horvat anyway? Beauvillier, Raty, and a top-12 protected first? Why didn't you trade Miller instead?

Speaking of a swing and a mess, Oliver Ekman-Larsson. Got signed to an 8x8.25, got traded from Arizona to Vancouver, and... got bought out. Now they're gonna have to deal with that on their books for eight whole years. Just another Benning-era flop. I guess it's still better than paying him for that amount, though.

They did pick up some guys, though, with the cap space they acquired - Teddy Blueger, Pius Suter, Carson Soucy. Oh, and extended Kuzmenko. But none of them move the needle enough. None of those players are going to propel this frankly lost team into the playoffs.

Now let's look at the LTIR list, or should I say LTIRetirement list. We've got Tucker Poolman, who played a total of three games last year and promptly disappeared off the map (and NOBODY knows what's wrong with him - and I asked! - but it's speculated to be concussion-related and possibly career-ending, and migraines - yep, like Nolan Patrick migraines - might be a part of it too). And Tanner Pearson. Oh, Tanner Pearson. Tanner Pearson had a hand injury in November, immediately got surgery, and the Canucks said he'd be out 4 to 6 weeks. Fast forward to January 12, Pearson is undergoing his third surgery and is not expected to return for the season. When Quinn Hughes is asked about this, he says "it wasn't handled right," essentially blowing a whistle to point to some form of incompetence from either the Canucks management, their doctors, or both. The Canucks launch an internal investigation and clear themselves; the NHLPA is also reportedly looking into it. Currently, it's been reported that Pearson has undergone 6-7 surgeries on the hand in question (possibly due to infection) and is working to regain quality of life. Yikes. Here's The Hockey Guy (Shannon), a known Canucks fan, lamenting this:

Okay, let's move on from that depressing stuff with a Stereax story. See, one of my very first hockey memories was seeing Thatcher Demko clutch up for the Canucks in the 2020 playoffs against the Golden Knights. That man was ice cold. I was telling myself "no WAY he doesn't become a star tendie". And then... Vancouver broke him. Oops, I think we're back in depression territory. But the stats don't lie - he went from 64 games (33-22-7) played last year with a .915 save percentage to 32 games (14-14-4) played and a .901. Oh, and he got injured with a lower-body injury (LBI) on December 1, was out "6 weeks" apparently got reinjured in training February 17, and was out another 10 days? Yeah. I mean, the defensive structure in front of him being Quinn Hughes Playing 30 Minutes a Night doesn't help. Plus the whole botching injuries? Not a good look for the Canucks organization. Hell, players could have been knowingly playing injured or hiding injuries because they didn't want to deal with that shitshow.

Speaking of the shitshow, guess whose contract is up soon? That's right: Elias Pettersson is an RFA after 23-24! Think he's going to sign a long-term deal with this joke of a franchise? Or do you think he's going to pull a Matthew Tkachuk and essentially demand to be sign-and-traded? I wouldn't blame him if it's the latter, especially considering the lack of, well, anything the Canucks have.

First off, they have no prospects. Their farm system is nonexistent. They have one of the worst prospect pools in the NHL. And when they're not busy trading away their picks to acquire aging veterans, they're drafting badly. This is an old article, but it really, really drives the point home.

Okay, but like, the Pens and Bruins and Avs and Lightning have no prospect pools and they're still good, right? Well, yes, but actually no. See, the reason those teams have no prospects is because they're pushing all in for more Cup runs with their current cores. The Bruins traded away the future for one last Cup run in 2023. The Pens are close to doing the same for 2024. Ditto the Avs and Lightning. The Canucks are not these teams. Simply put, they're just not competitive. Even if they somehow eke out a wildcard next year (doubtful, given Vegas, Edmonton, LA, and Seattle are all also in the Pacific, but maybe it goes 5/3 and the Nucks get WC2), they lack the depth, defense, goaltending, and honestly offense too to make a deep run. That team is fundamentally flawed at its very core. It needs to rebuild, and rebuild properly this time. But the owners won't allow it.

Speaking of owners, the Canucks' owner, Francesco Aquilini, is a REAL piece of shit. Not only does he refuse to rebuild, he's as crooked of a "businessman" as you'll meet, routinely stiffing workers out of wages, raising rents to exorbitant levels (creating homeless seniors), causing the death of children due to negligence, and more. Wanna hear about the child abuse allegations?

And if none of this was bad enough, look at how they treated Bruce Boudreau. The Canucks were supposed to can him for months in favor of Rick Tocchet due to bad results, but left him to flounder like a sitting duck. Media was asking him what were his future plans for the team when he basically had the pink slip in his hands. Even if Bruce was trying to be a good sport about it, cracking jokes ("See you tomorrow - I hope"), this is no goddamn way to treat your coach. If you're going to fire the man, fire him and move on. (At least the fans understood what they were losing...) And of course this impacted the players down the final stretch of Boudreau's tenure - aware every day that your coach is going to be fired but not knowing when? That'll do a mental number on any team. Christ...

TL;DR - The Canucks are so fucked up that the cap isn't even their biggest issue. They're managing that okay enough, I guess, but they're mismanaging the team to hell and back so even good cap maneuvering means nothing.

If you want to know more, I recommend you watch the UrinatingTree videos on the Nucks. I took most of the main ideas of this from there. And ask your local Canucks fan friend if they need any support, I think they'll appreciate it. :)

#stereanswers #stereanalysis #stereducation #vancouver canucks

[lacangri21]

The Feminist Library

-7000 Years of Patriarchy by Petra Ioana

-A Deafening Silence by Patrizia Romito

-Against Our Will by Susan Brownmiller

-Against Pornography by Diana E.H. Russell

-Against Sadomasochism by Robin Linden

-Ain’t I a Woman by Bell Hooks

-All Women Are Healers by Diane Stein

-Anti-Porn by Julia Long

-Anticlimax by Sheila Jeffreys

-Are Women Human by Catharine MacKinnon

-Backlash by Susan Faludi

-Bad Feminist by Roxane Gay

-Beauty and Misogyny by Sheila Jeffreys

-Beauty Sick by Renee Engeln

-Beauty Under the Knife by Holly Brubach

-Being and Being Bought by Kasja Ekis Ekman

-Beyond God the Father by Mary Daly

-Big Porn Inc by Melinda Tankard Reist and Abigail Bray

-Blood, Bread, and Roses by Judy Graham

-The Book of Women’s Mysteries by Z Budapest

-Borderlands by Gloria Anzaldua

-Burn it Down by Lilly Dancyger

-Butterfly Politics by Catharine MacKinnon

-Caliban and the Witch by Silvia Federici

-Choosing to Conform by Avelie Stuart

-The Church and the Second Sex by Mary Daly

-Cinderella Ate My Daughter by Peggy Orenstein

-Close to Home by Christine Delphy

-Compulsory Heterosexuality and Lesbian Existence by Adrienne Rich

-Conquest by Andrea Lee Smith

-Damned Whores and God’s Police by Anne Summers

-Daring to Be Bad by Alice Echols

-Dead Blondes and Bad Mothers by Sady Doyle

-Defending Battered Women on Trial by Elizabeth A. Sheehy

-Deliver Us from Love by Brogger

-Delusions of Gender by Cordelia Fine

-Detransition by Max Robinson

-The Disappearing L by Bonnie J. Morris

-Does God Hate Women by Ophelia Benson

-Doing Harm by Maya Dusenbery

-The End of Gender by Debra W. Soh

-The End of Patriarchy by Robert Jensen?

-Female Chauvinist Pigs by Ariel Levy

-Female Erasure by Ruth Barrett

-Female Sexual Slavery by Kathleen Barry

-Femicide by Jill Radford and Diane EH Russell

-Femininity by Susan Brownmiller

-Femininity and Domination by Sandra Lee Bartky

-Feminism Unmodified by Catharine MacKinnon

-Feminist Theory by Bell Hooks

-Firebrand Feminism by Breanne Fahs

-Flesh Wounds by Blum

-Flow by Elissa Stein and Susan Kim

-For Her Own Good by Barbara Ehrenreich

-For Lesbians Only by Sarah Lucia Hoagland

-Freedom Fallacy by Miranda Kiraly

-Gender Hurts by Sheila Jeffreys

-Getting Off by Robert Jensen?

-Global Woman by Barbara Ehrenreich

-Going Out of Our Minds by Sonia Johnson

-Going Too Far by Robin Morgan

-The Great Cosmic Mother by Monica Sjoo and Barbara Mor

-Gyn/Ecology by Mary Daly

-Gynocide by Mariarosa Dalta Costa

-Handbook of Feminist Therapy by Lynne Bravo Rosewater and Leonore E.A. Walker

-Heartbreak by Andrea Dworkin

-Her Body and Other Parties by Carmen Maria Machado

-The Hidden Malpractice by Gena Corea

-How to Suppress Women’s Writing by Joanna Russ

-I Am Your Sister by Audre Lorde

-I Hate Men by Pauline Harmange

-Ice and Fire by Andrea Dworkin

-In Defense of Separatism by Susan Hawthorne

-In Harm’s Way by Catharine MacKinnon

-In Search of Our Mothers’ Gardens by Alice Walker

-The Industrial Vagina by Sheila Jeffreys

-Inferior by Angela Saini

-Intercourse by Andrea Dworkin

-Invisible No More by Andrea J. Ritchie

-Invisible Women by Caroline Criado Perez

-Jewish Radical Feminism by Joyce Antler

-Kill All Normies by Angela Nagle

-The Laugh of Medusa by Helene Cixous

-Laughing with Medusa by Vanda Zajko and Miriam Leonard

-The Lesbian Heresy by Sheila Jeffreys

-Lesbian Nation by Jill Johnston

-Letters from a War Zone by Andrea Dworkin

-Love and Politics by Carol Anne Douglas

-Loving to Survive by Dee Graham

-Making Violence Sexy by Diana E.H. Russell

-Man Made Language by Dale Spender

-Man’s Dominion by Sheila Jeffreys

-Medical Bondage by Deirdre Cooper Owens

-Men Explain Things to Me by Rebecca Solnit

-Men Who Buy Sex by Melissa Farley

-Men Who Hate Women by Laura Bates

-Men Who Hate Women and the Women Who Love Them by Susan Forward

-Milk and Honey by Rupi Kaur

-Misogyny by Jack Holland?

-The New Handbook for a Post-Roe America by Robin Marty

-Nobody’s Victim by Carrie Goldberg

-Not a Job, Not a Choice by Janice Raymond

-Not for Sale by Rebecca Whisnant

-Nothing Matters by Somer Brodribb

-Objectification Theory by Barbara I. Fredrickson

-Of Woman Born by Adrienne Rich

-Only Words by Catharine MacKinnon

-Our Blood by Andrea Dworkin

-Our Bodies, Ourselves by Boston Women’s Health Book Collective

-Overcoming Violence Against Women and Girls by Michael L. Penn and Rahel Nardos?

-Paid For by Rachel Moran

-The Pimping of Prostitution by Julie Bindel

-Pimp State by Kat Banyard

-Policing the Womb by Michelle Goodwin

-Pornified by Pamela Paul

-Pornland by Gail Dines

-Pornography by Gail Dines

-Pornography: Men Possessing Women by Andrea Dworkin

-Pornography and Civil Rights by Andrea Dworkin and Catharine MacKinnon

-Pornography and Violence by Susan Griffith

-Pornography Values by Robert Jensen?

-Pure Lust by Mary Daly

-The Purify Myth by Jessica Valenti

-Quiverfull by Kathryn Joyce

-Radical Feminism Today by Denise Thompson

-Radical Feminist Therapy by Bonnie Burstow

-Radical Reckonings by Renate Klein

-Radically Speaking by Diane Bell...

-Rape by Susan Griffiths

-Rape in Marriage by Diana E.H. Russell

-Rape of the Wild by Ann Jones

-Refusing to Be a Man by John Stoltenberg?

-Right-Wing Woman by Andrea Dworkin

-A Room of One’s Own by Virginia Woolf

-Runaway Wives and Rogue Feminists by Margo Goodhand

-SCUM Manifesto by Valerie Solanas

-Selling Feminism by Amanda M. Gengler

-Sex Matters by Alyson J. McGregor

-Sexual Harassment of Working Women by Catharine MacKinnon

-Sexual Politics by Kate Millett

-Sexy but Psycho by Jessica Taylor

-She Dreams When She Bleeds by Nikki Taraji

-Sister Outrider by Audre Lorde

-Sisterhood is Forever by Robin Morgan

-Sisterhood is Global by Robin Morgan

-Sisterhood is Powerful by Robin Morgan

-Slavery Inc by Lydia Cacho

-Spinning and Weaving by Elizabeth Miller

-Surrogacy by Renate Klein

-Sweetening the Pill by Holly Grigg-Spall

-Taking Back the Night by Laura Lederer

-Talking Back by Bell Hooks

-Testosterone Rex by Cordelia Fine

-The Beauty Myth by Naomi Wolf

-The Creation of Patriarchy by Gerda Lerner

-The Dialectic of Sex by Shulamith Firestone

-The Feminine Mystique by Betty Friedan

-The First Sex by Elizabeth Gould

-The Legacy of Mothers: Matriarchies and the Gift Economy as Post-Capitalist Alternatives by Erella Shadmi

-The Lolita Effect by Gigi Durham

-The Man-Made World by Charlotte Perkins Gilman

The Porn Trap by Wendy Maltz

-The Prostitution of Sexuality by Kathleen Barry

-The Second Sex by Simone de Beauvoir

-The Sexual Liberals and the Attack on Feminism by Janice Raymond...

-The Spinster and Her Enemies by Sheila Jeffreys

-The Transsexual Empire by Janice Raymond

-The Women’s History of the World by Rosalind Miles

-This Bridge Called My Back by Gloria Anzaldua

-This is Your Brain on Birth Control by Sarah Hill

-Toward a Feminist Theory of the State by Catharine MacKinnon

-The Traffic in Women and Other Essays by Emma Goldman

-Trans by Helen Joyce

-Unbearable Weight by Susan Bordo

-Unpacking Queer Politics by Sheila Jeffreys

-Unscrewed by Jaclyn Friedman

-Unwell Women by Elinor Cleghorn

-The Unwomanly Face of War by Svetlana Alexievich

-The Vagina Bible by Jennifer Gunter

-A Vindication of the Rights of Woman by Mary Wollstonecraft

-The War Against Women by Marilyn French

-We Were Feminists Once by Andi Zeisler

-What Do We Need Men For by E. Jean Carroll

-When God was a Woman by Merlin Stone

-Who Cooked the Last Supper by Rosalind Miles

-Why Does He Do That by Lundy Bancroft

-Why Women Are Blamed for Everything by Jessica Taylor

-Why Women Need the Goddess by Carol P. Christ

-Wildfire by Sonia Johnson

-Witches, Midwives, and Nurses by Barbara Ehrenreich

-Witches, Witch Hunting, and Women by Silvia Federici

-Woman and Nature by Susan Griffith

-Woman Hating by Andrea Dworkin

-Woman-Identified Woman by Trudy Darty

-Women v. Religion by Karen L. Garst

-Women’s Lives, Men’s Laws by Catharine MacKinnon

-The Women’s Room by Marilyn French

#booklist #masterpost #feminism #knowledge #my favorites #original post

[devilsupdates]

Devils vs panthers

Second period

HUGE save by Colin Miller who gets in the line of fire after a rebound flies off of Schmid.

That was a desperation play that #NJDevils  talked about this morning. Everyone having to do absolutely everything.

Jack Hughes nearly ties the game.

Devils  open with four fantastic chances. Stolarz had to make some of his best saves of the game there.

This has been a really excellent start to the second period, lots of energy, lots of shots. Stolarz has eben good. But the life #NJDevils  talked about needing back in their game, it is starting to shine through.

It's not perfect - it never will be - but #NJDevils  are winning noticeably more board battles, those 50/50's

Luke draws a holding penalty and #NJDevils  get a power play.

Ryan Lomberg off for Florida.

Timo Meier has come to life!

That's seven points in his last seven games.

Panthers back in the lead 3-2.

Luostarinen with a wrist shot.

One of the refs is down on the ice. Got hit in the face with a puck and is hurt pretty bad. He's face down on the ice. Both Devils and Panthers trainers on the ice with him.

6:21 left in the second period and #NJDevils  will continue on with just one ref - Tom Chmielewski - while Pierre Lambert is being looked at off the ice after taking a puck to the face.

Nico centering peanut butter and jelly is an interesting group. Similar to when you see Draisaitl join McDavid. I don't recall Lindy playing Jack and Nico together at 5v5. Interesting idea

End of two.

#NJDevils  trail the Panthers 3-2.

1: ✖️Cousins (Tkachuk)

1: ✖️Rodrigues (Tkachuk, Bennett)

1: 🚨J. Hughes (Bratt, L. Hughes)

2:🚨 Meier (unassisted)

2: ✖️Luostarinen (Kulikov, Ekman-Larsson)

Shots 20-17, FLA

#jack hughes #new jersey devils #hockey imagine #nico hischier #luke hughes #hockey #timo meier #john marino

[huggybug]

when is the vancouver players grade coming??👀

vancouver canucks: graded

if i missed anyone let me know and i’ll add them!! also this was fun so like send more teams for me to do lol i have nothing else to do today

nils aman: A

jason dickinson: A

sheldon dries: D-

matthew highmore: C

bo horvat: B

jt miller: C

nic petan: D-

elias pettersson: A+

nils höglander: A+

tanner pearson: C+

justin bailey: B-

brock boeser: A-

alex chiasson: C-

conor garland: D

juho lammikko: C

will lockwood: A-

vasily podkolzin: B+

brad richardson: D

kyle burroughs: D

travis dermott: B+

oliver ekman-larsson: B

quinn hughes: A+

brad hunt: F

tyler myers: F

tucker poolman: C-

luke schenn: B

thatcher demko: B+

jaroslav halak: F

spencer martin: C+

jacob truscott: A+

filip johansson: B (why does he look like brock caufield)

linus karlsson: B-

connor lockhart: A-

lucas forsell: A

jackson kunz: B

jack rathbone: C

OVERALL: A-

#vancouver canucks #team grades

[boxscorehockey]

Defencemen Alpha Directory

Last Updated March 3 2024

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[fashionweeksfaves]

Dilara Findikoglu Spring 2020

#dilara findikoglu #fashion #details #backstage #photography #jack ekman

[strikeanotherpose]

Jack Ekman from Sweden

#jack ekman #swedish models

[eat-sleep-leafs]

What New Skill Did You Learn During Quarantine?

#pasta learning the cup song njkdndvlksnvslvns #imagine matty playing the guitar for you <3....if he ever learns #boring kings #leon draisaitl #anze kopitar #aleksander barkov #alex pietrangelo #jack eichel #matthew tkachuk #thomas chabot #auston matthews #oliver ekman larsson #david pastrnak #seth jones #mark scheifele #ryan o'reilly #nhl #hockey #puck personality #v videos

[pensfan4lfe2]

Vancouver Canucks || 2021-22 NHL Season

(Opening Night Roster vs EDM)

#Vancouver Canuks #NHL #Bo Horvat #JT Miller #Oliver Ekman Larrson #Tyler Myers #Elias Pettersson #Conor Garland #Jason Dickinson #Nils Hoglander #Vasily Podkolzin #Tanner Pearson #Justin Dowling #Matthew Highmore #Alex Chiasson #Juho Lammikko #Jack Rathbone #Quinn Hughes #Tucker Poolman #Kyle Burroughs #Thatcher Demko #Jaroslav Halak #Brock Boeser #Nic Petan #Luke Schenn #Travis Green #2021-22 NHL Season #Hockey

[bbteeks]

Peter-92 on Reddit: Met all the Canucks in Vegas they are super nice especially Boeser and OEL.

#elias pettersson #vasily podkolzin #smol garland #conor garland #brock boeser #oliver ekman larsson #tanner pearson #jack rathbone #vancouver canucks #canucks #hockey szn baby

[oeldeservesthenorris]

Happy Pride to all. Especially in these times. Here is a smattering of NHLers in Pride gear. Feel free to drop some more. 

“We preach hockey is for everyone, and I certainly believe that it is. And if you say you believe in that, you should be able to put the jersey on” - Quinn Hughes 

Love is love.

#nhl #nhl pride night #nhlplayers #nhl hockey #oliver ekman-larsson #oliver ekman larsson #oel #jonathan huberdeau #mackenzie weegar #rasmus andersson #jack hughes #morgan rielly #alexander wennberg #tyler seguin #loveislove #quinn hughes #short king

[brockachu]

the canucks practice line-up today, which is likely the line-up for the game tonight. ngl i don’t really like it. petey + the rookies line is fine & has been working (usual disclaimer this is not a hoglander friendly zone). our 4th line is, as always, full of my lil babies and no one can or should say a word against them.

i have real big questions about splitting brock & jt when they work so well together & have been the 2 most productive forwards this season & have done so Because they are together. jt manages ok-ish without brock & brock is not a liability but also a bit sparkless without jt. however, i’ll concede that brock has played well with bo in the past (he was brock’s center for most of his rookie year). and millsy has played best at center this year, even if he’s also good on wing — so spreading the playmaking depth is reasonable on paper. we also haven’t seen much of garly with millsy or garly at topline minutes so it’s worth a shot, prolly.

i could maybe talk myself into this forward shuffle, tho i’m not enthusiastic about it & i know bruce’s hands are tied unless allvin starts blowing things up quick. bc bruce can only keep juggling the same pieces and making it look like we have something different.

glad to see OEL is ok and presumably in game shape! hopefully this isn’t a case of putting off a nagging issue to drag the season along (which i have voiced my concerns about previously).

finally, i get why you would pair hamonic & hughes — hamonic’s offensive upside is much bigger & likelier to spark huggy’s. you don’t get quite the same versatility when he’s with schenn, tho the schenn pay-off is an extremely solid defense in the case play turns quick (given the canucks are prone to just losing the advantage, i prefer a sturdier defense). and rn, coaching & management would probably rather let quinn loose to grow/maintain his offensive game than to troubleshoot an inherently flawed blueline. 1) quinn has proven he is sufficient defensively, so he doesn’t need to keep proving that even tho i know that was his self-professed goal this season. 2) what the team wants, needs, & expects from him is to be offense-minded, especially when our scoring has been underproducing this season (reminder: going into this season, every analytics & journo had the canucks ranked with a high-middling offense & an Abysmal defense. we all thought we’d get high scoring with horrific goals against. for the most part, our forwards have been working so hard to backstop neutral zone movement & backcheck that we haven’t been outscored too badly most of the time but our scoring has been measly. also as always, we have A Lot of thanks to give to goaltending when all our skaters are trying but failing hard at defense) 3) hughes making hamonic look good could make hamonic tradeable, and all rumblings are still going that hamonic wants out & management & coaching would love to accommodate that move. so i guess i’ve kinda talked myself into the long con of playing huggy w/ hamonic, but i sure ain’t happy bout it

ok i’m done for now. will come with more updates as it gets closer to game time. happy monday, friends~

#*whispers vigorously* what do we have to do to obtain a goddamn klingberg in this household #dallas give me your klingberg and no one gets hurt #also carolina you have disrespected ethan enough. grant him passage to van Immediately i am not asking #finally hockey gods i am Yet Again yelling into the sky RELEASE MY BOI JACK FROM IR YOU FOUL SPIRITS #THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RATHBONE’S YEAR I WAS MORE EXCITED ABOUT HIM THAN POD AND I LOVE POD #UGH #ok i’m done i’m fine #don’t ask what forwards i want i can’t even try to figure out how we’d retool that #i need to know For Sure what’s up with brock & millsy before i start dreamcasting our forward lineup #tho anyone who says we should get scheif from winny — Hush Up #idc if scheif wants out of winny good for him but his vibes are Not the vibes for van. #oh tho my eternal dream is pate in van. i think he could fit in the culture & i think he’d love the city. #but cbj seem to know & value what they have in him so i expect he’s getting Paid paid this summer. which is What He Deserves #ok actually done talking now byyyeeeee #canucks lb #aily talks #brock boeser #jt miller #oliver ekman larsson #quinn hughes #travis hamonic #long post #analysis

[allsmileswiththeisles]

Ranking NHL Captains by Hotness

Gabriel Landeskog (COL) Roman Josi (NSH) Jamie Benn (DAL) Alex Pietrangelo (STL) Oliver Ekman Larsson (ARI) Blake Wheeler (WPG) Jonathan Toews (CHI) Sidney Crosby (PIT) Claude Giroux (PHI) Anders Lee (NYI) Nick Foligno (CBJ) Joe Pavelski (SJS) Steven Stamkos (TBL) Shea Weber (MTL) Justin Williams (CAR) Connor McDavid (EDM) Ryan Getzlaf (ANA) Anze Kopitar (LAK) Mark Giordano (CGY) Jack Eichel (BUF) Aleksander Barkov (FLA) Mikko Koivu (MIN) Andy Greene (NJD) Zdeno Chara (BOS) Alex Ovechkin (WSH)

I’d say I’m open to constructive criticism but I’m sensitive so...

Shout out to @memequeme for the assist with the rankings

#gabriel landeskog #roman josi #jamie benn #alex pietrangelo #oliver ekman-larsson #blake wheeler #Jonathan Toews #sidney crosby #claude giroux #anders lee #nick foligno #joe pavelski #steven stamkos #shea weber #justin williams #connor mcdavid #ryan getzlaf #anze kopitar #mark giordano #jack eichel #aleksander barkov #mikko koivu #andy greene #zdeno chara #alex ovechkin #nhl #hawkey #hawkeyobsessed #national hockey league

[ilyasorokinn]

taylor's night of neglect

rules:

please only request for the people below. if they aren't on that list, i'll just delete your request.

you can request things from this prompt list, but follow the rules on there.

you don't have to use a prompt list, you can request anything, just no smut. i will delete your request.

you can also request edits!! just be kind :)

you can send in as many things as you want :)

list of players you can request for:

wade allison (philadelphia flyers)

zach aston-reese (anaheim ducks)

matt boldy (minnesota wild)

derick brassard (edmonton oilers)

quinton byfield (los angeles kings)

jt compher (colorado avalanche)

noah dobson (new york islanders)

jack drury (carolina hurricanes)

joel edmundson (montreal canadiens)

olive ekman-larsson (vancouver canucks)

trent frederic (boston bruins)

morgan frost (philadelphia flyers)

dougie hamilton (new jersey devils)

kevin hayes (philadelphia flyers)

nico hischier (new jersey devils)

seth jarvis (carolina hurricanes)

kasperi kapanen (pittsburgh penguins)

kirill kaprizov (minnesota wild)

clayton keller (arizona coyotes)

jesperi kotkaniemi (carolina hurricanes)

chris kreider (new york rangers)

jordan kyrou (st. louis blues)

alex lyon (carolina hurricanes)

josh norris (ottawa senators)

mikey mcleod (new jersey devils)

dawson mercer (new jersey devils)

colton parayko (st. louis blues)

mikko rantanen (colorado avalanche)

michael raffl (dallas stars)

lucas raymond (detroit red wings)

morgan rielly (toronto maple leafs)

rasmus ristolainen (philadelphia flyers)

rasmus sandin (toronto maple leafs)

juuse sarros (nashville predators)

cole sillinger (columbus blue jackets)

jeff skinner (buffalo sabres)

ilya sorokin (new york islanders)

ty smith (new jersey devils)

brandon tanev (seattle kraken)

jack quinn (buffalo sabres)

oliver wahlstrom (new york islanders)

i know. it's a long list.

anyways, tagging friends: @2manytabsopen @tysonjost-taylorsversion @rosesvioletshardy @jostystyles @laurenairay @joshsandersons @miracleonice87 @joelsfarabees @comphyjost @myhockeyworld87 @islesnucks @fallinallincurls @idblowburrow @iwantahockeyhimbo @broadstflyers @hockstuff @kentjohnsons @nylwnder @duhaimes @sydnikov @tonyspep @quietblues @youngbeezer @prettyboyjackhughes @lam-ila @thetysonjost @boesersdrurys @bb-nhlqueen7 @boqvistsbabe @oleksiak-pettersson @senditcolton @hugheshugs @boeswhore @bananarantanen @pettypeteys @fifthovertime @mackiesamo @raysofcrosby @sebbyaho @bords @harlowhockeystick @owenpwr @bitchinbarzal @1heartnobody

one last important note: i will be going on a break for a few days, so send in anything you want, but i won’t get to them for about a week.

going on from: wednesday, march 29 (today) - (wednesday, april 13)

#nhl imagine #nhl imagines #nhl fic #nhl #hockey imagine #hockey imagines #hockey fic #hockey #taylor's night of neglect #<< block that tag #taylor writes #taylor writes: hockey

[hockeyholidays2023]

Sorted list of nominations for Hockey Holidays 2021

This list is long, going behind read more. Any errors are mine. Conventions used:

Women's hockey nominations are together because there were not very many of them.

NHL players who played on a team together are listed under that team even if they no longer play there.

NHL players who have never been on the same NHL team but reasonably might have played on a national team together are listed that way e.g. "National: Team Canada".

Other situations (e.g., Nico Hischier/Nolan Patrick, Sidney Crosby/Alex Ovechkin) are listed under "Other cross-team".

Women's Hockey RPF (All)

Anya Battaglino/Madison Packer

Jillian Dempsey/Kayleigh Fratkin

Julie Chu/Caroline Ouellette

Taylor Crosby/Amanda Kessel

Tera Hofmann/Saroya Tinker

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Anaheim Ducks

Anaheim Ducks Ensemble/Trevor Zegras

Jamie Drysdale/Trevor Zegras

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Arizona Coyotes

Mikkel Boedker/Oliver Ekman-Larsson

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Boston Bruins

Jake DeBrusk/Charlie McAvoy

Jake DeBrusk/Matt Grzelcyk/Charlie McAvoy

Matt Grzelcyk/Charlie McAvoy

Patrice Bergeron/Brad Marchand

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Buffalo Sabres

Rasmus Dahlin/Casey Mittelstadt

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Calgary Flames

David Rittich/Matthew Tkachuk

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Carolina Hurricanes

Carolina Hurricanes Ensemble/Sebastian Aho (b. 1997)

Martin Nečas/Andrei Svechnikov

Sebastian Aho (b. 1997)/Rod Brind'Amour

Sebastian Aho (b. 1997)/Teuvo Teravainen

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Chicago Blackhawks

Alex DeBrincat/Dylan Strome

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Colorado Avalanche

Cale Makar/Conor Timmins

Erik Johnson/Gabriel Landeskog

J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost

J. T. Compher/Tyson Jost/Alexander Kerfoot

Nathan MacKinnon/Cale Makar

Ryan Graves/Cale Makar

Ryan Graves/Nathan MacKinnon

Ryan Graves/Nathan MacKinnon/Cale Makar

Tyson Barrie/Gabriel Landeskog

Tyson Barrie/Gabriel Landeskog/Nathan MacKinnon

Tyson Barrie/Nathan MacKinnon

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Columbus Blue Jackets

Patrik Laine/Jack Roslovic

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Dallas Stars

Anton Khudobin/Alexander Radulov

Braden Holtby/Anton Khudobin

Dallas Stars Ensemble/Jason Robertson

Dallas Stars Ensemble/Miro Heiskanen

Denis Gurianov/Roope Hintz

Jake Oettinger/Jason Robertson

Jani Hakanpää & Miro Heiskanen & Roope Hintz & Joel Kiviranta & John Klingberg & Esa Lindell

Jani Hakanpää/Miro Heiskanen

Jani Hakanpaa/Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz/Joel Kiviranta/Esa Lindell

Joel Kiviranta/Joe Pavelski

John Klingberg/Esa Lindell

Michael Raffl/Tyler Seguin

Miro Heiskanen/Roope Hintz

Miro Heiskanen/Tyler Seguin

Roope Hintz/Joel Kiviranta

Roope Hintz/Tyler Seguin

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Detroit Red Wings

Sergei Fedorov/Steve Yzerman

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Edmonton Oilers

Connor McDavid/Mike Smith

Connor McDavid/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Edmonton Oilers Ensemble/Connor McDavid

Jordan Eberle/Taylor Hall/Ryan Nugent-Hopkins

Leon Draisaitl/Connor McDavid

Tyson Barrie/Zach Hyman

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Florida Panthers

Aaron Ekblad/Sam Reinhart

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Los Angeles Kings

Quinton Byfield/Alex Turcotte

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Minnesota Wild

Jonas Brodin/Mathew Dumba

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Montreal Canadiens

Alex Galchenyuk/Brendan Gallagher

Jesperi Kotkaniemi/Nick Suzuki

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Nashville Predators

Pekka Rinne/Juuse Saros

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: New Jersey Devils

Dougie Hamilton/Jack Hughes/Nico Hischier

Jack Hughes (b. 2001)/Damon Severson

Jack Hughes (b. 2001)/Damon Severson/Ty Smith

Jack Hughes (b. 2001)/Ty Smith

Nathan Bastian/Michael McLeod

Nico Hischier/Jack Hughes (b. 2001)

Ryan Graves/Dougie Hamilton

Taylor Hall/Nico Hischier/Jack Hughes (b. 2001)

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: New York Islanders

Anders Lee/Brock Nelson

Anders Lee/Matt Martin

Anthony Beauvillier/Joshua Ho-Sang

Casey Cizikas/Cal Clutterbuck/Matt Martin

Casey Cizikas/Ilya Sorokin

Casey Cizikas/Matt Martin

Mathew Barzal/Anthony Beauvillier

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: New York Rangers

Alexis Lafrenière/K'Andre Miller

Chris Kreider/Mika Zibanejad

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Ottawa Senators

Tim Stützle/Brady Tkachuk

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Philadelphia Flyers

Cam Atkinson/Derick Brassard/Joel Farabee

Cam Atkinson/Kevin Hayes/Carter Hart

Carter Hart/Keith Yandle

Carter Hart/Kevin Hayes

Carter Hart/Kevin Hayes/Travis Konecny

Carter Hart/Travis Konecny

Claude Giroux/Jakub Voracek

Claude Giroux/Nolan Patrick

Claude Giroux/Ryanne Breton/Joel Farabee

Claude Giroux/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

Joel Farabee/Carter Hart

Joel Farabee/Jakub Voracek

Joel Farabee/Michael Raffl

Joel Farabee/Morgan Frost

Joel Farabee/Nolan Patrick

Joel Farabee/Oskar Lindblom

Joel Farabee/Scott Laughton

Joel Farabee/Scott Laughton/Michael Raffl

Joel Farabee/Travis Konecny

Joel Farabee/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Joel Farabee/Travis Konecny/Oskar Lindblom

Karly Girard/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Keith Yandle/Kevin Hayes/Carter Hart

Kevin Hayes/Oskar Lindblom

Nolan Patrick/Ivan Provorov

Oskar Lindblom/Ivan Provorov

Ryanne Breton/Claude Giroux

Ryanne Breton/Claude Giroux/Joel Farabee

Ryanne Breton/Claude Giroux/Nolan Patrick

Ryanne Breton/Danny Briere/Claude Giroux

Scott Laughton/Michael Raffl

Scott Laughton/Nolan Patrick

Sean Couturier/Nolan Patrick

Travis Konecny/Ivan Provorov

Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick/Ivan Provorov

Travis Konecny/Oskar Lindblom

Travis Konecny/Oskar Lindblom/Nolan Patrick

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Pittsburgh Penguins

Brian Dumoulin/Kris Letang

Jaromír Jágr/Mario Lemieux

Jaromír Jágr/Mario Lemieux/Nathalie Lemieux

Kasperi Kapanen/Brandon Tanev

Marc-Andre Fleury/Kris Letang

Mario Lemieux/Marc-Andre Fleury

Sidney Crosby & Marc-Andre Fleury

Sidney Crosby/Anna Kasterova/Evgeni Malkin

Sidney Crosby/Evgeni Malkin

Sidney Crosby/Jack Johnson

Sidney Crosby/Marc-Andre Fleury

Sidney Crosby/Marc-Andre Fleury/Veronique Fleury

Sidney Crosby/Mario Lemieux

Sidney Crosby/Mario Lemieux/Nathalie Lemieux

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: San Jose Sharks

Mario Ferraro/John Leonard

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Seattle Kraken

Haydn Fleury/Jamie Oleksiak

Jamie Oleksiak/Brandon Tanev

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: St. Louis Blues

Ryan O'Reilly/Vladimir Tarasenko

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Tampa Bay Lightning

Alex Killorn/Brayden Point

Mikhail Sergachev/Andrei Vasilevskiy

Victor Hedman/Steven Stamkos

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Toronto Maple Leafs

Alexander Kerfoot/Mitch Marner

Frederik Andersen/Auston Matthews

Frederik Andersen/Connor Brown

Frederik Andersen/Mitch Marner

Jake Gardiner/Morgan Rielly

Kyle Dubas/William Nylander

Mitch Marner/Ivan Provorov

Mitch Marner/John Tavares

Mitch Marner/William Nylander

Zach Hyman/William Nylander

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Vancouver Canucks

Bo Horvat/Nils Hoglander

Bo Horvat/Tanner Pearson

Brock Boeser/Bo Horvat

Brock Boeser/Elias Pettersson

Brock Boeser/J. T. Miller

Brock Boeser/Jason Dickinson

Brock Boeser/Quinn Hughes

Brock Boeser/Quinn Hughes/Elias Pettersson

Brock Boeser/Thatcher Demko

Eddie Lack/Roberto Luongo

Jason Dickinson/Nils Hoglander

Nils Hoglander/J.T. Miller

Oliver Ekman-Larsson/Nils Hoglander

Quinn Hughes/Elias Pettersson

Thatcher Demko/Quinn Hughes

Thatcher Demko/Quinn Hughes/Jacob Markstrom

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Vegas Golden Knights

Alec Martinez/Shea Theodore

Brett Howden/Nolan Patrick

Dylan Coghlan/Nic Hague

Dylan Coghlan/Nic Hague/Nolan Patrick

Dylan Coghlan/Nolan Patrick

Marc-Andre Fleury & Vegas Golden Knights Ensemble

Marc-Andre Fleury/Veronique Fleury

Marc-Andre Fleury/Veronique Fleury/Nic Hague

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Washington Capitals

Alexander Ovechkin & Alexander Semin

Evgeny Kuznetsov/Alexander Semin

Hendrix Lapierre/Connor McMichael

Michael Latta/Tom Wilson

Nic Dowd/Garnet Hathaway

Nicklas Backstrom/Alexander Ovechkin

Vitek Vanecek/Washington Capitals Ensemble

Men's Hockey RPF - Team: Winnipeg Jets

Kyle Connor/Mark Scheifele

Nikolaj Ehlers/Patrik Laine

Pierre-Luc Dubois/Evgeny Svechnikov

Men's Hockey RPF - National Team: Canada

Brady Tkachuk & Matthew Tkachuk

Brady Tkachuk/Matthew Tkachuk

Carter Hart/Tristan Jarry

Claude Giroux/Mitch Marner

Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Connor McDavid/Matthew Tkachuk

Danny Briere/Mario Lemieux

Danny Briere/Sidney Crosby

Darnell Nurse/Matthew Tkachuk

Marc-Andre Fleury/Claude Giroux

Marc-Andre Fleury/Nolan Patrick

Mario Ferraro/Cale Makar

Mathew Barzal/Patrice Bergeron

Mathew Barzal/Tyson Jost

Mitch Marner/Connor McDavid

Mitch Marner/Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Mitch Marner/Dylan Strome

Patrice Bergeron/Sidney Crosby/Brad Marchand

Pierre-Luc Dubois/Nolan Patrick

Ryanne Breton/Sidney Crosby/Claude Giroux

Scott Laughton/Connor McDavid

Sidney Crosby/Claude Giroux

Sidney Crosby/Nathan MacKinnon

Sidney Crosby/Tyler Seguin

Taylor Hall/Tyler Seguin

Men's Hockey RPF - National Team: Denmark

Nikolaj Ehlers/Team Denmark Ensemble

Oliver Bjorkstrand/Nikolai Ehlers/Patrik Laine

Men's Hockey RPF - National Team: Finland

Sebastian Aho (b. 1997)/Jani Hakanpää

Sebastian Aho (b. 1997)/Roope Hintz

Men's Hockey RPF - National Team: Russia

Andrei Svechnikov & Evgeny Svechnikov

Igor Shesterkin/Ilya Sorokin

Men's Hockey RPF - National Team: Sweden

Nicklas Backstrom/William Nylander

Men's Hockey RPF - National Team: USA

Cole Caufield/Trevor Zegras

Jack Eichel/Noah Hanifin

Jack Hughes (b. 2001) & Quinn Hughes

Jack Hughes (b. 2001)/Charlie McAvoy

Jack Hughes (b. 2001)/Quinn Hughes

Joel Farabee/Oliver Wahlstrom

Kevin Hayes & His Gang of BC Boys

Matty Beniers/Brendan Brisson

Quinn Hughes/Brady Tkachuk

Quinn Hughes/Trevor Zegras

Trevor Zegras/Joel Farabee

Men's Hockey RPF - Other/cross-team nominations

Artemi Panarin/Tom Wilson

Brock Boeser/Jack Hughes

Cole Caufield/Jamie Drysdale

Cole Caufield/Jamie Drysdale/Trevor Zegras

J.T. Miller/Tom Wilson

Jack Eichel/Connor McDavid

Jack Eichel/Noah Hanifin/Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Jamie Drysdale/Alex Turcotte/Trevor Zegras

Jamie Drysdale/Jack Hughes (b. 2001)/Trevor Zegras

Leon Draisaitl/Connor McDavid/Dylan Strome

Leon Draisaitl/Connor McDavid/Matthew Tkachuk

Leon Draisaitl/Matthew Tkachuk

Matt Martin/Steven Stamkos

Nico Hischier/Jack Hughes (b. 2001)/Nolan Patrick

Nico Hischier/Nolan Patrick

Nico Hischier/Travis Konecny/Nolan Patrick

Roope Hintz/Nolan Patrick

Sidney Crosby/Alexander Ovechkin

Travis Konecny/Matthew Tkachuk

Wayne Gretzky/Jaromir Jagr

William Nylander/David Pastrnak

#hockey holidays 2021 #nominations