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john wick…
once lost, now found - jw (fluff, angst, typical violence) ☙
drabbles.
no jupiter tonight.
headcanons.
john wick…
maybe insane, maybe in love - jw (smutty, dark content, 18+) ☙
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Headcanon: Keanu Reeves's characters as University Students.
what an amazing prompt omfg! CW: cursing, implied homophobia, vulgar descriptions of drug use
JOHN CONSTANTINE - Religious Studies / Parapsychology. His parents would roll their eyes and friends would laugh at such a degree to work towards. “You’re kidding.” John’s dad would grumble, scoffing as his swigs a beer. “You might as well just become a priest and swear off chasin’ tail. What the fuck even is… parapsycholo-“
“I’d be studying psychic or paranormal phenomena, for your information.” John would groan, snatching his dad’s cigarette box from the porch table and lighting one up. His father, an even more cynical asshole (if you can believe it) than him, laughed in disbelief.
“You’re seriously wasting your prime years on bein’ a ghostbuster?” His dad snickered, then calling John an unsavory, homophobic slur, as per usual. These talks he has with his father always end up with one of them getting a bloody nose and their ass kicked. This time, it’s his drunk of a father.
Who knew that would end up helping him in the long run, with casting demons out of little girls and helping twins in the afterlife?
KEVIN LOMAX - Law/Finance. Of course this big shot lawyer is going to have a law degree, duh. But I also envision something else. I can picture Kevin pulling a Jordan Belfort, scamming rich fools into investing into shitty companies. Money laundering, tax evasion, snorting cocaine out of a hired woman’s ass, all at the top of a sky scraper in the financial district in the Big Apple. He definitely skipped class to sleep in or recover from a previous night’s partying. It didn’t matter though, Kevin is stupidly smart and hardly needs to study to pass any sort of exam.
NEO - Computer Programming. Do I even have to explain this one? Late nights, redbull, he’s gotta pass somehow, and these classes are making Neo work for it.
JACK TRAVEN/JOHNNY UTAH - Criminal Justice. These boys in blue were at the top of their class at their respective programs, Utah for the FBI, and Traven for the LAPD police academy. It always helps to have a bit of book smarts to go along with their pretty faces.
JOHN WICK - Our favorite Russian assassin didn’t go to college, we already know this. However, if he did, I can see our man going in for a History or English degree. Years pass and he graduates, getting a job at some middle school out of state to get far away from his past life as he can. Mr. Wick is a fantastic teacher, the boys think he’s cool as hell and the girls think he’s scary but unfortunately he knows what he’s doing. Mr. Wick has already promised himself never to mix personal life with his job, just like he did in the past when he did hits for a living. That is until parent-teacher conferences happen at the end of the semester. When one of his favorite kiddos brings in their single mom, and he can barely hold it together in front of her.
Embarrassing.
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Yes, ma’am
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Which Keanu's characters do you think loves bound and gagged their lover?
OOO ANON! I love this kinky asks, ehehehe!
John Wick would love shibari, but he would still be a pleasure dom. He likes to tie his darling down with pink ribbons!
Kevin Lomax, John Constantine and Donaka Mark are mean doms and they definitely like to hurt you and leave bruises!
Jack Traven and Johnny Utah definitely use their handcuffs sometimes, but only on special occasions!
Matrix!Neo is way more confident than he ever was before, he likes it because he likes the power he has on you. He likes the fact that you cannot move a finger. Still gentle, talks you through it sweetly. He likes to use his hands to block yours, he keeps it simple. Maybe likes chokers too?
Last one, Johnny Silverhand…he’s mean and rough like Kevin and the others but he prefers collars!
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Sandra Bullock & Keanu Reeves in Speed (1994)
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i have thoughts i cannot share because the haters will sabotage me.. i have thoughts i cannot share because the haters will sabotage me.
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Jack: Yeah. Mac, where have you been? I had to bail on the freeway. We're in the city.
Mac(over the phone)I can see you. Just keep going straight. I'm going to try to clear the roads for you. Just stay on-line.
Annie: Crap! Oh, no! God!
Jack: No! Go left!
Annie: Sorry! Oh, my God! Oh, jeez! People, stay out of my way! Stay out of my way!
Jack: Move left
Annie: OK, OK, I see it.
Jack: Sh... Mac! Mac! You've got to get me out of here! Oh, yeah. All right?
Mac:(over the phone)A few more blocks,... ...you'll could go-
Annie: Stay on or get off, stay on or get off?
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* ˚₊ · ͟͟͞͞ ➳Okay serious question bc I wanna write this but idk who for. Which Keanu character would be best for a character x reader Howls Moving Castle AU where the keanu character would most likely be Howl?
* ˚₊ · ͟͟͞͞ ➳Also feel free to comment/send asks for any ghibli x Keanu character AU's u think would hit <3
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I know that I’m probably gonna get absolutely no takers but I was rewatching Speed (1994) and would anyone be interested in me writing/ opening requests to write for Jack Traven??
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KEANUVERSE BOTS
ALL BOTS AVAILABLE ON CHARACTER.AI AND JANITOR AI
JOHN WICK ➠ vampire | mafia boss | stolen | kidnapped | escape | viggo’s daughter | neighbours
JOHN CONSTANTINE ➠ fallen angel | corrupting you
JOHNNY UTAH ➠ witnesses protection
KEVIN LOMAX ➠ boyfriend’s father | troubled marriage | pretty woman | protective husband
TED LOGAN ➠ co-workers | devil’s daughter (WIP: request)
JACK TRAVEN ➠ grieving | stood up
FRANK ➠ wedding guest
TEX JOHNSON ➠ resurrection
DONAKA MARK ➠ detective
SCOTT FAVOUR ➠ old friend
CONOR O’NEILL ➠ ex boyfriend
TOM LUDLOW ➠ unwanted attention
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Jack Traven, setting a bar for all my future men since I was twelve.
T_T
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Snagged this from Barnes & Noble
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Has someone made a group therapy fic with all the Johns/Jonathan/Johnny s Keanu has played? Or am I gonna have to do it myself only to never really finish nor post it?
(If it does exist, can someone give me a link?)
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