#jack: yEAH

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies* #dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart? #dean: sure kid why not #destiel #dean winchester #spn #sam winchester #supernatural #but seriously #i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???

[punkitt-is-here]

obsessed with this fucking homebrew rap

#my posts #shitposts #i was playing among us when i was listening to this and just like #i didnt do jack shit while listening #and that was my alibi #and they were like yeah that's a mason answer #that's genuine

[quantumshade]

"was captain jack harkness ever gay onscreen" has to be the funniest fucking question i have ever seen in my entire life.

#''jack harkness found in gay bar'' yeah so what. fork found in silverware drawer bitch. #doctor who #torchwood #jack harkness #delia.txt

[popsicle-stick]

society if vampire lucy survived as the mirror to dracula with her 3 weed smoking vampiric boyfriends

✨commissions open ✨

#wheres that post that said dracula and lucy should deploy their respective polycules in a kind of pokemon battle. yeah that's the thesis #dracula #dracula daily #lucy westenra #quincey morris #arthur holmwood #jack seward #every time i post embarassing art online i feel the need to log off for ten years #i spent too long on this i wanna throw it online and forget!! this is based of a sketch that's like....a year old lmao #lottieart

[r3ynah]

Family of Distinguished People.

So like what if, the Fenton family is just a family full of heroes, villains, and vigilantes. like.. just imagine a long line of people that had or has contributed to the world somehow. Like the Fenton parents as Supervillains, Jazz as a Vigilante, Danny as Hero. Dani just decides to travel not too interested, but does help with her family if needed, Dan does the same thing.

BUT WHAT IF joker is actually a close relative of the Fenton Family (ex. Uncle, Cousin,Family Friend) and like he's just there all happy with his (found)family during family reunions, birthdays and shit.

And the batfam are just like so confused and stressed to why the joker goes missing once a month.

While Joker is literally having a game of Monopoly with the elementary kids at amity park (the kids couldn't bother, they've saw scarier things they handled scarier things) cue Joker giving the kids a hundred dollars because he lost.

This is just one of my what if prompts, that i got locked up in a vault. Might delete this later who knows.

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc #dc x dp crossover #dp x dc fanfic #dp x dc prompt #dpdc #Joker and Jack certainly does the dramatic airport scene #where very close friends meet each other again after so many years and run up to each other and hug while bawling their eyes out #yeah thats them add them falling dramatically to the ground still in each other's arms #Joker presents the kids with a PowerPoint presentation to why villainy is the way to go and better wages #he almost convinced them #Maddie helps Joker create a new toxin #they bond over that very sadistically its overwhelming #this was made at the crack of dawn #Literally #Oh btw they did the airport scene in slowmo #With the dramatic orchestra background music #Joker is screaming and crying for the lost 500 dollars

[pearlynia]

Sirius: *yelling insults while running*

Regulus: *chasing with an axe looking murderous*

James looking at them from the window: uhmmmmm

Remus: should we help..?

Lily looks up from her book: oh no they'll be fine. It's a normal sibling thing to do, you guys wouldn't understand.

Remus:

James:

James: what are they fighting about again?

Lily: Regulus ate the last cookie so Sirius ate his book

Remus: I'm glad I don't have any siblings

#this is canon #i imagine Sirius running like Jack Sparrow from that one scene #yk the beach one? #yeah #regulus black #sirius black #marauders #remus lupin #james potter #lily evans #jegulus #wolfstar #marauders fandom #starchaser #sunseeker #ao3 #the black brothers #black brothers #dead gay wizards #marauders era #marauders incorrect quotes

[civetside]

howdy tombies here's an astronaut AU i thought would be funny, we taking the space part of lesbian necromancers in space and we making that the main thing

#tlt #the locked tomb #griddlehark #gideon nav #harrowhark nonagesimus #SPACE AU #tlt shitposting #you know how your either an outer space kid or an ocean kid? #yeah well im an ocean kid so i dont know jack diddly about space #so if anything here is even a lil TINY bit unrealistic dont worry about it i will correct these mistakes in the remake #crying and praying i didn't make any typos

[chloesimaginationthings]

Since you drew Sun and Moon, have you thought about drawing Eclipse? Or any of the other ruin character (btw I love your art!)

I actually drew eclipse first! Tbh I need to draw more ruin content

#ask reply #I gotta finish the game I’m so slow BAHA #but yeah I drew ecplise first! #all I have to draw now is Jack o Moon and that’s all the sun/moon vers #I’ll maybe do a comic with eclipse sometime if I get an idea for it #there’s so many boys I gotta draw from the SB era #sometime I will 🙏🏾

[docockbrainrot]

i love villains. redeemable or irredeemable. don't care. putting them in my mouth.

#lets see who are my favorites #handsome jack #vaas montenegro #doc ock #hesitant to even say billy bc hes not really a villain in the same way but #yeah sure #billy hargrove can be apart of it #i have so much love for the fucked up little guys #special mention to #oswald cobblepot #my boy

[yesokayiknow]

man the fact that martha jones would take one look at clara oswald and say Absolutely Fucking Not really makes me want to put them together like post s9!clara is visiting earth when she has a run in with unit and accidentally kidnaps her and can't manage to get her back to earth. aka clara spends several months trying to seduce her except she's clara so martha's like what the actual fuck is wrong with you. stop that

#where's the immortal me well they said i'm not fucking dealing with this. call me in a year #clara: girls like it when you threaten genocide for them right????? #martha: no. also please stop asking if you can kill people for me. #this is funnier to me if it's pre the stolen earth btw #jack's like so what've you been up to since i last saw you and she's like one of the doctor's future companions kidnapped me. #yeah it was a whole thing. wbu #also martha manages to make great breakthroughs in dealing w her ptsd bc she just looks at what clara's doing and does the opposite #doctor who #clara oswald #martha jones

[rocktheholygrail]

Hannibal (2013-2015)

#yeah <3 #hannibal #hannibaledit #hannibal lecter #mads mikkelsen #will graham #hugh dancy #hannigram #alana bloom #jack crawford #brian zeller #freddie lounds #beverly katz #jimmy price #hannibal nbc #nbc hannibal #horroredit #horror #murder husbands #hannibal edits

[neytui]

How would you feel if you get a compliment for the first time in 300 years

#httyd #how to train your dragon #hijack #rotg #hiccup haddock #rotg jack frost #httyd hiccup #my art #art #rise of the guardians #jack frost #hiccup #frostcup #I heard this audio and go oh yeah it's them #cuz jack has indeed eyes like sapphire #and Hiccup it's too mesmerized with them #my two awkward boys

[victoryshowers]

they both need to get neutered they should do it together

#doctor who #jack harkness #tenth doctor #tenjack #i guess #no. yeah that’s tenjack. #doctorjack #averyarsene

[suchawrathfullamb]

can we talk about how Will had zero interest in Jack catching the Ripper and didn't hide it? baby girl was just fangirling in the cases like "yesss, it's definitely the Ripper 😌 look at this masterpiece. good luck catching him tho"

#he was like “my lover the ripper could never be caught but good luck out there tho” #just straight (gay) up fangirling in his little power point classes like “omg you guys can we appreciate this pretty pretty murder? ART” #jack like “will let's catch him boy” and will “yeah let's CATCH him 😏” #that's why he was so possessive over hannibal #“MY RIPPER MINE MINE” #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[gh0stdogzz]

Everyone's favourite cowboy! Lil’ Johnny Marston

#rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #john marston #red dead redemption 2 #illustration #character art page #he’s just #so fun! #I finished rdr2 so now I’ve #gone back to RDR1 #oh John #you deserve the world! #also yeah the floor crown #is from Jack!! #how cute :>

[leupagus]

Guys I Might Have Three Nickels

I've been watching "Agatha Christie's Marple" for the past few days and it's pretty good! Marple adaptations all tend to have a better caliber of actors than a lot of bog-standard mystery shows (looking at you, "Madame Blanc"), and while Joan Hickson's Marple is right up there with David Suchet's Poirot and Jeremy Brett's Holmes as "literally can never be beaten, these are the best anyone's done it," both Geraldine McEwan and Julia McKenzie do a fantastic job as Miss Marple.

Then I got to "The Secret of Chimneys," Season 5 episode 2

and guys

Guys

So there's a murder of a viscount, like there is, and this detective Finch rolls up and immediately spots Miss Marple (in her NIGHTIE! standing at the window like some kind of hussy, honestly Jane) and doffs his cap to her with that little smile that makes you go, "huh."

At this point I've watched a couple dozen Miss Marple episodes where she goes through detectives like wildfire and this guy's supposed to be a "*guru*" so I'm expecting some battle of the egos or something and like, Stephen Dillane is great! But bleh, I might have to skip this one.

Then my dude asks Miss Marple to SHOW HIM THE BODY, with a pleased little smile at her as she goes "uhhhhhhhh but my knitting?" (He even does that thing where you use someone's honorific and wait for them to give you their name, and that's when I was like "ohhh this bitch knows exactly who she is.") What follows is what I can only describe as a meet-cute in the secret passageway where the viscount was shot (and in fact the body is STILL THERE) and where Miss Marple literally asks the police equivalent of "is there a Mrs Finch" and he looks at her like this:

At which point I'm like "ohhh my dude not only knows who she is, he deliberately came here without a sergeant so he could draft her," and sure enough he just starts...handing her pieces of evidence like "hey babe can you decipher this note for me thanks love you" while Miss Marple is like, "this approval and camaraderie coming from a cop... not sure if want."

Next is a series of romantic strolls through the gardens while they discuss murder, during which Finch reveals his undying love I mean his research into Miss Marple and the "dozen case files" of her previous exploits that he's collected like some deranged fanboy. Miss Marple responds to this by BLUSHING LIKE A SCHOOLGIRL and stammering about how pish tosh it's nothing really, and I couldn't find a gif of it but he's staring at her like this:

Yeah I bet u r tempted

He also makes a half-hearted attempt at negging her "amateur sleuth" status, only to then immediately assure her that he makes like, so much money being a big fancy detective and can keep her in all the yarn and garden seed she could ever desire.

There's also a late-night tryst at the compost pile right after Finch has been (mildly) poisoned and Miss Marple is like "men are so weak" as she roots through the garbage for clues.

Not how he wanted their first date to go D:

The next morning there's another murder which: bummer, but also allows the two of them to read love letters together and for Finch to give Miss Marple the following look as she explains how secret assignations among lovers can "quicken the ardor":

Miss Marple then goes onto solve the murders and btw hands over the priceless diamond that's been literally missing for two literal decades that she found in her spare time. The entire scene features Finch looking at her like this:

After the dust settles, Finch and Miss Marple have a lovely moment where he calls himself "another one of your casualties," then super casually mentions that he's probably going to have to go on assignment to use the diamond in a daring international espionage case and I can't decide if he's asking Miss Marple to go with him or simply trying to show her that he is cool and smart and would make an excellent wife, but either way the episode ends with her turning him down and Jane, we need to talk about your priorities.

Anyway I've already written 2K about the subsequent 10-year epistolary romance these two have following this episode because I make poor choices.

#agatha christie's marple #miss marple #julia mckenzie #stephen dillane #special thanks to introvertedpedant for their exceptional gifs #anyway yeah I fully did the 'haha what if I jokingly shipped them' and then 30 minutes later was like 'oh no' #miss marple rhymes with parple #seriously though what's the explanation for these choice #other than dillane reading through the script and saying to mckenzie #'ok so I'm gonna play him like SO SO down bad for you is that cool' #and mckenzie saying 'you jump I jump jack'