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YDKJ-inspired Valentine's cards! Perfect to really confuse your friends with.

Bonus for Headrush:

#jacketybox mumbles #jackbox #ydkj #you don't know jack #valentine's cards #something sfwish for now. later. well.

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The Jackpilled Boxmaxxer

#'why.' you're having fun #jacketybox mumbles #jackbox #jackbox games #they're taking away my MS Paint editing for this one I know it

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Cookie: [melodically] Ah! Ha! Ha! Ha! [deadpan] Staying awake.

#jacketybox mumbles #Cookie Lines

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Cookie: I think I'm in love with your brain... May I kiss it? Maybe just- stick my tongue in your ear and try to lick it a bit- Let me know, I'll be here.

#jacketybox mumbles #Cookie Lines

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Cookie: I got news for ya- your father didn't like you. But there's still a great market for renting yourself out to other dads for two nights.

#I straight up don't know what this means. but. are said dads hot? keep me in touch #jacketybox mumbles #Cookie Lines

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Dr. Whiteman: Ooo~oh. A dangerous oooowl~ [snorts] Think I give a hoot? Get it? Hoot? With a- HA!

#him laughing at a potentially unstable patient is a bold choice #jacketybox mumbles #Others Lines

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Cookie: Candy is a sign of sweetness, not weakness. Sugar lumpkins.

#jacketybox mumbles #Cookie Lines #well someone will find that last part entertaining. not I

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Is the 8th English-speaking YDKJ host Jack Cake or Raul,,, idk if Raul counts but iirc he was a part of the netshow? I’ve always counted him (he’s my personal favorite Jack host despite the lack of content for him)

Nate Shapiro (95)

Guy Towers (96)

Buzz Lippman (96)

Jack Cake (96)

Cookie Masterson (97)

Schmitty (97)

Bob (98)

Troy Stevens (01)

I feel perplexed including Raul since we really don't have footage of his episodes and mostly just word of mouth that he was there. The fact a lot of this franchise is lost media kills me

#Cookie being the FIFTH host yet considered the 'only' one to most fans KILLS ME #jacketybox mumbles #anonymous

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Guy Towers canonically walks with a limp, yet no one ever considers it or gives him a cane when they design their interp of him. Why? Not necessarily because of ableism but because no one knows/heard the audio. Because I'm nervous posting that full audio. Because that makes me have to accept all it says.

#it's half steeling my nerves half giving myself the ability to transcribe it #since sure you only have to listen to it once but I've heard it before and I'd have to listen 2+ times to transcribe #jacketybox mumbles #oh canon you are unkind

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Cookie: Amongus

#yes I have three different people saying amongus please be jealous #Cookie Lines #jacketybox mumbles

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Guy: No, and leather harnesses really are pretty comfortable. [beat] I mean- [beat] that's what... I've been told...

#I love the genre of Guy audios that are just him embarrassed and claiming that's what people say #jacketybox mumbles #Guy Lines #nsft /

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everywhere I go he's waiting for me...

#there's no hints in ydkj and this question doesn't even have high culture and pop culture collide #jacketybox mumbles #idk why this was in my drafts. look at my post.

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I'm not convinced 50% of the ydkj fandom has actually played Jellyvision ydkj games

#I'm allowed to be elitist because I've Seen Things You Don't Understand #jacketybox mumbles

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Nate: I love you!

Guy: I like you!

Buzz: I think I love you.

Cookie: I love you.

Schmitty: ...Love me!

#sorry Guy is the only one to not say 'love' I think it's more in tune with him anyways #he also seems so happy to say it so I wouldn't go against him #if curious the first two are The Ride BINGOs Buzz's is a very unknown wrong answer Cookie is a question name and Schmitty's is a mangled lin #*line. he says like 15 seconds of random dialogue and I cut most of it #jackbox #but it is posted in full if you look around on my blog #jacketybox mumbles #Nate Lines #Guy Lines #Buzz Lines #Cookie Lines #Schmitty Lines

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Schmitty: Hey, it looks like I'm gonna have to take some of your JUKEBOX MONEY!

#I believe this is a wrong answer on the Things You Can't See floor about a band named after a warcraft #with said wrong answer being the B-52s ofc #jacketybox mumbles #Schmitty Lines

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Cookie: I hate to break this to ya', but "ad nauseam" means "to the point of disgust", which is how I'm starting to feel. Pick the right answer next time!

#I really had the idea he'd respond this way but I had to test it out lol #jacketybox mumbles #Cookie Lines