#jacob’s ramblings

[jacobtheloofah]

yknow what you're right, thanks two super cucumbers

#jacob's ramblings #stardew valley

[seduzist]

just watched saltburn and i’m currently obsessed w/ this motherfucker so y’all can expect a drabble or something

#jacob elordi #felix catton #felix catton x reader #felix catton x y/n #felix catton x fem! reader #jacob elordi x reader #x fem!reader #fem!reader #i would do anything for him #maddy’s rambles #saltburn

[fleflafiefie]

DSMP PHOTOS HERE!!! Saved from captainpuffy's archive

#dsmp #dream smp #dreamwastaken #georgenotfound #sapnap #tommyinnit #tubbo #quackity #karl jacobs #nihachu #jack manifold #jschlatt #wilbur soot #foolish gamers #tinakitten #captain puffy #technoblade #hannahxxrose #ranboo #photo #rambles

[blueskiesandstarrynights]

Dean devlin took one look at Christian Kane and said is anyone gonna put this man in a trio and didn't wait for an answer

#the librarians #librarians #jacob stone #leverage #eliot spencer #almost paradise #alex walker #blue rambles

[angelwiththeblue-box]

straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*

gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*

#val rambles #the librarians #the librarians show #cassandra cillian #flynn carsen #eve baird #ezekiel jones #jacob stone #jenkins the librarians

[vadlings]

recent sketches hiiii

#jacob frye #evie frye #maxwell roth #assassins creed syndicate #assassin's creed syndicate #ac syndicate #art #fanart #ac #i always ramble in my tags but i dont have anything to write. i'm close to 100%ing the game even though im playing more because of a genera #feeling of ennui than anything else atp. the last jacob drawing is so me. the malaise is real #aside from doodling im working on a drawing for the secret santa my friends and i do every year :-) its super fun #clart (clay art)

[arsenicboobop]

i’m devastated that the only ‘kiss’ scene between we have is felix and ollie at that party... please emerald release the clip please!!! we want the directors cut 😢😢

#i’m begging you emerald #saltburn #felix catton #oliver quick #cattonquick #saltburn 2023 #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #emerald fennell #saltburn ramble #ONE KISS PLEASE IDIFBEDUFJEBS

[bruciemilf]

Thinking abt jacob and his daughters and how a father will love his children, but if he can help it, if he has the opportunity, he’ll make a son out of everything. Thinking about Jacob “I would love you if I knew how to”. Thinking about Jacob knowing Bruce is Batman after just one fight and not knowing who Batwoman is. Thinking about Beth and Kate knowing their father is a gun and wanting the bullet anyway. Thinking about daughters who can be everything except sons

#DC YOU HAVE SUCH DELICIOUS MATERIAL #this is my own fuck ass canon btw nothing is official I’m just rambling sjsjs #kate kane #beth kane #bruce wayne #jacob kane #flopfail dad bruce?? NO. flop fail dad jacob #dc comics #text

[xbimbogutzzx]

Some draw Jacob Alden in this for... science

#Lurking for love #jacob alden #come on #IT FITS HIM PERFECTLY #boi got a phatty in both areas #bimbo rambles

[somanywords]

me: knows that the lyrics needed enough syllables to fit the music

also me: showcasing davey's character growth not only by having him turn slowly blue-colored and dress more casually, but ALSO by having him pick up the trend of absent nicknames and give the first nickname to the guy that gave him this new window into a life of freedom and friendship AND no one else uses jackie, marking it as something totally new made up by davey, just for davey, a new step in his growing up, in his life as a newsie, in his relationship with jack, is pure GENIUS

#davey jacobs #newsies #livesies #javid #javey #jack kelly #i know spot calls him jackie in 92sies but this ain't about that so bear with me #anyways many thoughts head empty #cass rambles

[sublimetragedychopshop]

Jacob black from twilight would be the perfect yandere! He already has the obsessiveness, protective thing down. Especially when his pack told Bella about all the obsessive rants he has in his head because of the mind link.. he went against family, his self worth, his reasoning for a person he was in love with! That wasn’t even his imprint!

Jacob black would treat his imprint like the LOVE of his life. Just pure royal treatment from him mainly because he’s happy to have found his soulmate (TRUE soulmate) and because the scars that Bella left on him were still fresh. His self worth and image were messed up beyond belief so he’s prone to quick jealousy and moments of insecurity. Hope you are the understanding and assuring type because he isn’t gonna think twice about scaring off people who are “too friendly”. Hell even some of his pack get some glares and growls directed at them. He trusts that they won’t do anything but those thoughts of jealousy still make him subconsciously act.

Babe don’t even LOOK at the Cullens. He is behind you at every turn and with his deep grudge he holds against almost ALL vampires (mostly Edward) Jacob is going to immediately assume they’re coming after you next. Don’t look at them, don’t talk about them, don’t even THINK about them. Like honey he is either gonna guilt trip you to the MAX or he’s going to go on a vampire killing spree.

He’s almost closed off. At the start. The more you spend time with him, the more he’ll open up to you bit by bit. Don’t lie to him because if he finds out then your 10 steps back to where you started. Closed short replies and him just stalking you wherever you go instead of walking beside you if he catches you in a lie. The best type of person I see him being with is an honest, kind and devoted person. Like DEVOTED. The type where he asks, “were the cullens there?” In a accusatory tone only for you to go. “No, besides if they were I would just leave. You said they’re bad news right?” Something along those lines is the perfect answer. It shows you TRUST him and his reasons for not liking them. Not as if you don’t have a brain and can’t think for yourself but more like you respect that he has a bad history with them and just don’t want to upset him. He’ll appreciate you beyond words.

A sweet darling that lifts him up and can handle his protective tendencies. You are his WORLD, how can he NOT be worried about you 25/8?? Expect him to run up your phone bill with his check ins and his NEED to touch you always. An arm around you, or your waist or just on your arm. But if you hold his hand he’ll have to hide his childish smile. It’s so cute and loving to feel you hold him back. To feel you WANT to touch him. It’s been so long since he felt someone show him CLEARLY that they are into him. Kiss him. Anywhere. Jacob is a sucker for affection like that. After his patrols or even just a rough and tumble his favorite things is having you fret over him. Not in a naggy way (even though he would still love it) but in a “am I pressing too hard? Tell me and I’ll let up. I’m gonna touch the second bruise okay? I’m sorry I’m sorry!” As you apply ointment and bandages over his wounds. No matter how little. It’ll have him looking at you with the most loving gaze. He’s a shape shifter with unbelievable strength and you think you are CAPABLE of hurting him? It’s cute. YOU’RE too cute.

#twilight #yandere twilight #yandere #yandere shitpost #yandere x you #yandere imagine #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere ramblings #yandere Jacob black #Jacob black #jacob black imagines #yandere Jacob black imagine #yandere x willing! reader

[jacobtheloofah]

hell world!!!! hell world!!!! hell world!!!!

#jacob's ramblings #politics #im so fucking sick of this because its not like they actually care about the lives of children #they just hate women and need a cause to rally behind #every anti-abortion politician deserves to have been aborted

[lou-iz-stat]

I don’t think most people realize how amazing it’s gonna be when the final episode of season 2 comes out and we will be able to sit down and binge both seasons at one time to get the full interview with the vampire experience. Like I’m so giddy just thinking about it. It’s gonna be so amazing to just bask in 15 hours of all its insane glory. God I need it like oxygen.

I kinda wanna watch one episode a week leading up to the release of s2 so it can feel like I’m just watching a 15 episode show even though I have watched s1 like 10 times all the way through. 🫣

#interview with the vampire #amc iwtv #iwtv #iwtv spoilers #iwtv 2022 #iwtv amc #louis de pointe du lac #sam reid #lestat de lioncourt #lestat #jacob anderson #the vampire armand #iwtv daniel #daniel molloy #late night ramblings #late night thoughts #evil of my evil #embarrassing #assad zaman #random thoughts #armand iwtv #iwtv louis #delaney hales #vampire chronicles #claudia iwtv #iwtv claudia #haha make me shut up challenge #embarrassing thoughts at 1am #1 am thoughts #its 1am

[fleflafiefie]

puffy's deleted DSMP photos

again

#dsmp #dream smp #dreamwastaken #sapnap #georgenotfound #tommyinnit #tubbo #technoblade #philza #quackity #tinakitten #nihachu #karl jacobs #awesamdude #ponk #purpled #photo #rambles

[noxexistant]

in my heart all three of the jacobs siblings are just so weird. absolute weirdos (affectionate). into weird stuff and shameless about it, do not know how to Properly interact with anyone in any context, just overall Too Much. off-putting. loud. and they are so damn loved.

#davey talking too loud rambling about the most niche shit imaginable and race is paying Rapt attention #sarah laughing so hard at her own story (which isn’t especially funny to anyone else) that she can’t even finish it #les comes up with the Weirdest games and will ask literally anyone in the vicinity to play #they have so many inside jokes and little ways to communicate #they will frequently just do weird little dances at or around each other #make each other laugh so hard that only they can understand each other through their laughter #(sarah snorts when she laughs) #davey jacobs #sarah jacobs #les jacobs

[angelwiththeblue-box]

part one of more probably im literally insane about them <3 (show that ended five years ago)

#eli rambles #eli creates #text post #the librarians #jazekiel #jacob stone #ezekiel jones #cassandra cillian #sapphic cassandra cillian #eve baird #flynn carsen #sorry some of them are blurry i did this during work <3 #the librarians tv #the librarians the next chapter #is anyone else still feeling deranged about the librarians spinoff #incorrect librarians #incorrect quotes #librarians textpost