#jacques cow disguise

[snckt]

in a constant state of questioning when it comes to jacques and the cow assignment. why? lemony mentions at least once the importance in having a partner when you’re in a horse costume — does this not apply when you’re a cow? alternatively , if you do need an accomplice as a cow … who was the co-cow-conspirator? what are the benefits of a cow as opposed to literally any other barnyard animal? why not just a farmer? and like … was driving away … still in the cow disguise … stealing a tractor … was the intention to go inconspicuously or ???

#so many questions that are all wrong and will never be answered ahahaha #asoue #jacques snicket #js cow day #( i know he’s a cow because he’s disguised at the v f dairy ahaha but like still asdfghjkl ) #series . asoue #character . jacques snicket

[eyesteeth]

it’s never stated what age jacques is when he does the cow disguise but i like to imagine it’s when he’s a teen, at the same time as atwq, so when lemony is thinking forlornly about his siblings, jacques is in a field standing very very still, eyeing the nearest tractor.

#asoue #atwq #snicketverse #jacques snicket cow day

[constancecontraire]

sorry i’ve been inactive on this blog here’s a post uhhhh beatrice haunting the narrative while the baudelaires are doomed by it. jacques snicket cow disguise

#dear dairy

[beatricebidelaire]

jacques snicket cow disguise day + friday the 13th

#jacques snicket #vera.txt

[kitsnicket]

the correct answer is in fact that everybody in that picture is disguised, I still have both the puzzle book and answer key. in short, still a big win for Jacques Snicket Cow Day acknowledgement.

The Jacques Snicket cow day lore goes DEEP

#correspondence #vitriolictea

[oomox]

love how all my silly little fandoms have their silly little holidays. waddle dee wednesday. jacques snicket cow disguise day. threshold day. truly makes u want to stay alive for the next one

#irinachernenko.txt

[lookalivefive]

Happy Jacques Snicket disguised as a cow day

#asoue #vfd #jacques snicket #cow day

[pocketneophyte0]

cow day cow day cow day

#jacques snicket #jacques cow disguise #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #cow day #may 13 #vfd #lemony snicket #digital art #my art

[and-a-stolen-object]

Pretend it’s still May 13th

Olivia: Jacques... you know how we’re married now

Jacques: Yes love...

Olivia: Ok, so, I just feel like I should be allowed to ask you, questions

Jacques: Ok...

Olivia: So I was talking to Kit and...

Jacques: She told you about May 13th

Olivia: Bingo

Jacques: It was a great costume.... I make a good cow.

Olivia: And this is why I love you so much.

Jacques: I love you too... when did Kit tell you?

Olivia: She basically said it ten seconds after meeting me. I mentioned your name and she went on to tell me how you escaped our enemies by pretending to be a cow. It was hilarious. I just... I didn’t believe her...

Jacques: That’s VFD for you

Olivia: What have I signed up for

Jacques: A life time of happiness with me, your cow

Olivia: This is weird...

Jacques: You love me really

Olivia: Fine

#asoue #jacques snicket #olivia caliban #May 13th #cow disguise day #I’m late #but oh well #I’m channeling my inner esme and being fashionable late /j #😅 #🐮🐄 #jacques x olivia #I’m sorry I made this Jacques x Olivia themed... they’re my fav ship... #a series of unfortunate events

[olivia-texts]

ahhh so that happened to jacques snicket when he tried to escape on may 13th

#jacques snicket #asoue #jacques snicket cow disguise

[snckt]

just after lunch, a volunteer is slipped an early evening edition of the daily punctilio, in which a bookmarked article reads : nine cows are arrested by authorities under the suspicion of involvement with the v.f.d.   the tenth cow, escapes on a stolen tractor.   she slips it into her pocket, doing rather poorly to hide her smile. her brother is never going to live this down.

a very happy jacques snicket cow disguise day to those who celebrate !! ✨ 🐄 

#jacques snicket #asoue #asoueedit #i don't know what else to tag this as but please know it just might be my favorite i've i've created thanks ahaha #character . jacques snicket #series . asoue #laineysedit

[jacobsnicket]

a very serious jacques snicket playlist

[Listen on Spotify]

Tracklist under the cut:

MOOO!- Doja Cat

Bitch I’m a Cow- Nida Fremin

Cowboy Blues- Kesha

Old McDonald Had a Farm- The Little Sunshine Kids

cowboy like me- Taylor Swift

The Ballad of the Lonesome Cowboy- Chris Stapleton

Jolene- Dolly Parton

Cowboy Casanova- Carrie Underwood

Cows- The Seldom Herd

Cows with Guns- Dana Lyons

Give a Cowboy a Kiss- Cody Johnson

Bitch I’m a Cow (Mooo!) - Lo-fi Edit- BunchyBeats

Cows on a Farm in Amsterdam- White Noise Universe

Cows in the Distance- Minthaze

Cows and Bells- Shamiya Battles

Cows in the Kitchen- Play School

Flying Cows- Galitrec

Calling All Cows- Elvin Bishop

The Truth About Cows- Shiner

#anu edits #anu's playlists #jacques cow disguise day #jacques snicket cow disguise day #kitsnickettsfam #i'm just using both disguise day tags at this point since i don't remember which is which

[volunteerfelinedetectives]

Happy Jacques Snicket cow disguise day!

#asoue #jacques snicket #jacques snicket cow disguise day #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events

[pipbellerophon]

happy may 13th

#jacques snicket cow disguise day #jacques snicket #asoue #pipbellerophon

[beatricebidelaire]

happy may 13th

#vera.txt #jacques cow disguise day

[sqenthusiast]

Hey everyone guess whay day it is :)))

#cow disguise dayyyy #jacques