#jacques snicket

[lokiprincess]

Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters

#my edit #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoueedit #tvedit #movietvetc #the baudelaire orphans #the baudelaire children #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #count olaf #esme squalor #justice strauss #lemony snicket #kit snicket #jacques snicket #olivia caliban #the baudelaires #your queue is here!

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

asoue + tumblr

#jerome squalor #ernest denouement #count olaf #jacques snicket #lemony snicket #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #text post meme

[tealin]

@afterthegreatunknown, it's your lucky day ...

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #vfd #snicket #lemony snicket #jacques snicket #hector the handyman #the vile village #village of fowl devotees #feelings #drawing #fanart

[oh-look-another]

there’s something about sibling relationships in asoue/atwq that is just,,, unique, for lack of a better word. or maybe wholesome. because most siblings in the snicketverse are like,,, in threes. the snickets. the baudelaires. the denouments. the quagmires. hell, even the white-faced women. it probably means something. i’m too tired too figure out what. it’s just something about them. like i could maybe analyse them tomorrow when i’ve had a good night’s sleep but for now have some of my ramblings.

#asoue #atwq #a series of unfortunate events #all the wrong questions #snicketverse #lemony snicket #kit snicket #jacques snicket #frank denouement #ernest denouement #dewey denouement #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #duncan quagmire #isadora quagmire #quigley quagmire #quagmire triplets #misspelled half the names here #too many times for my comfort

[fanonical]

snicket parents: okay, here is our daughter katherine, who we will call kit for short snicket parents: we want to fuck over thiis one kid in particular, so we're calling him lemony snicket parents: aaaaaaaaand this one looks french. so he's called jacques

#A Series of Unfortunate Events #ASoUE #Kit Snicket #Lemony Snicket #Jacques Snicket

[fizzcosplays]

HOW ARE THESE THE SAME ACTORS

LIKE I RECOGNIZE NATHAN BUT NPH?!

Anyway I love ASOUE

#asoue netflix #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #count olaf #neil patrick harris #nathan fillion #jacques snicket #captain hammer #dr horrible sing along blog #dr horrible

[panic-at-the-general-vicinity]

Just realized Lemony Snicket was the youngest of three and is now the oldest of three don’t talk to me

#all the wrong questions #a series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket #kit snicket #jacques snicket #sugar bowl gen

[when-we-drive-away-in-secret]

ASOUE Character Playlists

You can find the list of ship playlists (both romantic and platonic) here

Violet Baudelaire

Klaus Baudelaire

Sunny Baudelaire

Beatrice II

Quigley Quagmire

Carmelita Spatz

Count Olaf

Esmé Squalor

Beatrice Baudelaire

Dr. Georgina Orwell

Kit Snicket

Jacques Snicket

Lemony Snicket

Jerome Squalor

Geraldine Juliene

Olivia Caliban (Book!Verse)

Olivia Caliban (Show!Verse)

Jacquelyn Scieszka

VFD

I am constantly editing/changing these, most of them aren't really in a coherent order yet and some of them are currently ridiculously short because I haven't quite found the niche of songs for that character yet, but hey! Here you go ^.^ (also I will be making and linking a masterpost for each one explaining why I chose all of the songs, but if anyone ever has any song recommendations or wants to know about a specific song that's already on there, feel free to send me an ask!)

#i did not test literally any of the links so if they're broken let me knowww #also i haven't looked at some of these in forever so i may or may not stand by my choices #a series of unfortunate playlists #asoue #asoue playlists #kit's is basically the only one that's in order atm #violet baudelaire #klaus baudelaire #sunny baudelaire #beatrice ii #quigley quagmire #count olaf #esmé squalor #beatrice baudelaire #georgina orwell #kit snicket #jacques snicket #lemony snicket #jerome squalor #geraldine julienne #madame lulu #olivia caliban #jacquelyn scieszka #vfd #very aware vfd isn't a character but. it feels right to put it here

[dykemaclachlan]

pov you’re bertrand driving the taxi and you have a vital decision to make

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #bertrand baudelaire #jacques snicket #kit snicket #beatrice baudelaire #count olaf #lemony snicket #esme squalor

[beatricebidelaire]

when jacques wrote to lemony "but until the fires have been extinguished we must go our separate ways and risk our separate lives"

#jacques snicket #lemony snicket #the unauthorized autobiography #vera.txt #extremely J line

[aseriesofunfortunatetexts]

asoue + tumblr text posts

#lemony snicket #olivia caliban #sunny baudelaire #count olaf #esmé squalor #jacques snicket #jacquelyn scieszka #a series of unfortunate events #asoue #asoue edit #text post meme

[multicolored-malpractice]

When we grab you by the ankles,

Where our mark is to be made,

You'll soon be doing noble work,

Although you won't be paid,

When we drive away in secret,

You'll be a volunteer,

So don't scream when we take you,

The world is quiet here

#VFD quotes #vfd #count olaf #the world is quiet here #a series of unfortunate events #netflix #books #lemony snicket #kit snicket #jacques snicket #the baudelaire children #the baudelaire orphans #volunteer #volunteer fire department #esme squalor #tv shows #movies

[dragoneyes618]

The Snicket parents had strange taste in names.

They named their first son Jacques. That’s fine, but Jacques is a French name, and they’re not French. At least, Jacob isn’t a French name, and Snicket isn’t either. Albeit E’s full name is unknown, but didn’t the Snicket surname come from her?

They named their daughter Kit, which means something like “pure of heart.” At least, it’s full version, Katherine does. Is Kit’s full name Katherine? Because she’s always referred to as just Kit. I headcanon that her brothers used to get her gifts of different kinds of kits (disguise kits, makeup kits, etc.) as a joke.

Then they named their second son Lemony. Not even Lemon, Lemony. 

If they’d had a fourth kid, what name would they have chosen? Orangey?

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #lemony snicket #kit snicket #jacques snicket #e. snicket #e snicket #jacob snicket

[snckt]

just after lunch, a volunteer is slipped an early evening edition of the daily punctilio, in which a bookmarked article reads : nine cows are arrested by authorities under the suspicion of involvement with the v.f.d.   the tenth cow, escapes on a stolen tractor.   she slips it into her pocket, doing rather poorly to hide her smile. her brother is never going to live this down.

a very happy jacques snicket cow disguise day to those who celebrate !! ✨ 🐄 

#jacques snicket #asoue #asoueedit #i don't know what else to tag this as but please know it just might be my favorite i've i've created thanks ahaha #character . jacques snicket #series . asoue #laineysedit

[badlydrawndrawnings]

ASOUE Characters (The Adults)

And the Beatles Songs I Can't Help But Associate Them With

Lemony Snicket, In My Life (~All these places had their moments/With lovers and friends, I still can recall/Some are dead and some are living/In my life, I've loved them all~)

Beatrice Baudelaire, Golden Slumbers (~Golden slumbers fill your eyes/Smiles await you when you rise/Sleep pretty darling do not cry/And I will a lullaby~)

Bertrand Baudelaire, All My Loving (~All my loving, I will send to you/All my loving/Darling, I'll be true/All my loving/All my loving, Ooh/All my loving, I will send to you~)

Count Olaf, Norwegian Wood (This Bird Has Flown) (~I once had a girl/Or should I say she once had me/She showed me her room/Isn't it good Norwegian Wood?~) + (~And when I awoke I was alone/This bird had flown/So I lit a fire/Isn't it good Norwegian wood?~)

Esme Squalor, Girl, being the Girl in question, not the 'singer'* (~She's the kind of girl who puts you down/When friends are there/You feel a fool/When you say she's looking good/She acts as if it's understood~)

*The 'singer' of 'Girl' is Jerome Squalor, who has strong feelings of his former marriage with Esme, more bad than good

Jacques Snicket, While My Guitar Gentle Weeps (~I look at the world and I notice it's turning/While my guitar gently weeps/With every mistake we must surely be learning/Still my guitar gently weeps~)

Kit Snicket, Help* [~When I was younger so much younger than today/I never needed anybody's help in any way/(Now) But now these are gone (These days are gone)/I'm not so self assured/(And now I find) Now I've changed my mind/And opened up the doors~]

*Despite the upbeat tone, the lyrics really do fit Kit

Dewey Denouement, A Day in the Life (~I read the news today, oh boy/About a lucky man who made the grade/And though the news was rather sad/Well, I just had to laugh/I saw the photograph~) + (~A crowd of people stood and stared/They'd seen his face before/Nobody was really sure if he was from the House of Lords~)

Ernest Denouement, Carry That Weight (~Boy, you're gonna carry that weight/Carry that weight a long time/Boy, you're gonna carry that weight/Carry that weight a long time~)

Frank Denouement, You Never Gave Me Your Money (~You never give your money/You only give me your funny paper/And in the middle of negotiations/You break down~)

#asoue #a series of unfortunate events #the beatles #song association #lemony snicket #beatrice baudelaire #bertrand baudelaire #count olaf #esme squalor #jacques snicket #kit snicket #dewey denouement #ernest denouement #frank denouement #jerome squalor #this is a text post #after i made my 'norwegian wood (this bird has flown) is a count olaf song' post i started making a list of song associations #i didn't get to all the characters but i got to a good amount #if you saw my denouement triplets moodboard edit you'll see the 'quotes' i picked for them in my netflix edits are the songs #anyway expect a part two in the unforeseeable future

[mr-mentally-ill]

Jacques: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat?

Beatrice: >:O language

Kit: Yeah watch your fucking language

Esmé: OKAY WHO TAUGHT KIT THE FUCK WORD?

Olaf: 'The fuck word'.

Lemony: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time

Kit: Oh my god they censored it

Olaf: Say fuck, Lemony.

Kit: Do it, Lemony. Say fuck.

#im gay and tired #gay <3 #incorrect quotes #asoue #a series of unfortunate events #a series of unfortunate quotes #jacques snicket #beatrice baudelaire #kit snicket #esmé squalor #count olaf #lemony snicket