There's this really cool rizzler, ok? He's edging around being all alpha, like cool alphas are known to do sometimes. A cool rizzler like this probably has a real twitch username. But he probably wouldn't just tell you what it was if you hit the griddy. He'd be way too sussy for that. Busy being totally from ohio.
But you could always try to bomboclat his name. And if you were the true sigma, he might super rizz ever so slightly. That's a cool alpha's way of letting you know there might just be level 10 gyatt for you.