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jade-here31 · 1 month

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I never really planed on actually posting one of my rambles, but I figured if I wanted more aus to do this would be the way to do it. So I'll post my HorrorTale ramble first. Horrortale belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios and can also be found at @horrortalecomic. None of this is official, some of it is bound to be incorrect. If you wish to add things you may reblog, but don't just consistently point out things that are wrong.

The ramble is under the cut

Horrortale is one of my favourite misconceptions!

Horrortale starts after a neutral route where frisk kills the king. Toriel was appointed queen, and made the law that every human who comes down be treated like friends. Undyne overthrew her and reappointment the the humans will be killed and taken fir their soul. The folk were living fine until the core started to malfunction. Queen Undyne didn't know what to do so they went to Alphys, Alphys had a suggestion that made them both sick to the stomach. The beloved only way to get core running would be a powerful enough thing to get it started again, Alphys suggested Sans' eye. Neither of them like this option, but what they didn't realize is the they were standing next to many echo flowers. Sans comes by and here's the entire conversation, he isn't sure what to think, until the queen calls him up to talk. Undyne takes his eye with a machine that Alphys made specifically for this, it slightly malfunction and destroys part of sans' skull. Thy get the eye and insert it into the core, and it starts up again. Sans meanwhile, barely holding onto live, finds a downed guard and takes it's eye. Sans, now properly standing again goes to the core to find Undyne and Alphys there. Sans critically wounded Alphys, and got a good shot on Undyne, and he destroys the core. Sans, leaving makes a new rule, all humans that fall will be killed, for food.

Several years later people have become accustomed to the new underground, waiting for humans to fall and then fight over who gets to eat. Sans though, filled with uncertainty, makes his brother promise to stop him if he ever tries to eat a human. At the time Aliza falls down, it has been seven years, Sans not eating, and everyone else just trying to fill their stomach.

#Jade Ramble #my rambles #horrortale #undertale au #undertale #not my au #i love this au #not completely correct #but this is just for fun #i also did this so i can post my HotT one and it not be weird

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cerasus--flores · 27 days

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having some anticorporation feefees after 2.1

#fuck the uk- i mean the ipc all my homies hate the ipc #ciaran rambling on #honkai star rail #hsr spoilers #aventurine #jade hsr

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jadequarze · 3 months

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The victims of Marcille's 'healing' are something special

Marcille everyone, truly

#jade rambles #dungeon meshi #dunmesh manga spoilers

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cloudcountry · 1 year

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hold on hold on i just came to the realization that fish do not sneeze.

imagine how BAMBOOZLED the octatrio would be when they hear you sneeze for the first time??? like human what was that. did you just eject a lung? are you okay??

azul would be immediately concerned, giving you the weirdest look. he hesitantly asks if you're okay, because you seem fine, but you just made the strangest noise he's ever heard and oh, is this a weird land dweller way of showing your affection? because you were pretty cute when you did that. oh, it's not...? well, now he's embarrassed!

jade is fascinated. don't let him find out about that sneezing power or pepper or ANY of that shit. he WILL use it against you. your sneezes are like little treats to this weirdo. he'll even become inclined to test those things on himself, to see just what sneezing feels like. he's genuinely surprised when it isn't painful? and that the face you make in instinctual? land dwellers are so fascinating.

floyd locks onto you. doesn't matter if he was in a mopey mood or pissing off riddle again, his eyes are wide and his pupils are dilated and he's staring at you. it doesn't matter if your sneeze is loud or quiet, he thinks it's so strange and so cute. hey, little shrimpy! what the hell was that and why did it sound so weird?

LIKE....THESE GUYS HAVE GILLS. THEY HAVEN'T HEARD A SINGLE PERSON SNEEZE UNTIL THEY CAME TO THE SURFACE. bc yk, sneezing requires lungs and nasal passages AND MERPEOPLE DONT HAVE THOSE UNLESS THEY TOOK THAT POTION TO BECOME HUMAN AND IM CRYING.

octatrio finds out what sneezing is real!!

i feel like i need to clarify that i know what sneezing is HELP ME@$@$$@$@?@!#?@!!@!# i just thought it would be a funny post i assure you guys i know people sneeze and that they probably would have been taught about it. this set of headcanons is not supposed to be taken as something that happened in canon, i just wrote it because I thought it would be goofy!!

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skrimbloz · 23 days

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THE QUIET ONE ☠️🕸️

I AM SO PROUD OF THIS AHHHHHHH

I decided I wanted to have a go at using procreate’s symmetry tool and it was SO fun

Her silhouette is meant to look like a spider with her headband being the fangs and hair strands being the legs!! I also think it looks like a heart too which is pretty neat :D

This took me AGESSS because I kept changing the colour pallette and background, I love how it turned out though and the only thing I would change is that it’s kinda hard to see her bowing pose bc of all the dark colours 😭😭

I LOVE associating spiders with Harumi which is pretty ironic considering i’m arachnophobic 💀

I don’t think it’s used that much in the show other than the like spider they used to bug the bounty but I have chosen to RUN with it

#gonna start using the read more thing to stop flooding you guys dashes with my rambling LMAO #OKOK BUT GENUINELY THIS IS MY NEW FAV NINJAGO FANART IVE MADE #I LOVE HARUMI SO MUCH #idk if this would be considered enough for a spider warning #tw spiders #just in case #ok robin do the actual tags already #ninjago #harumi ninjago #harumi jade #robinzart

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ventique18 · 1 year

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MY SISTER SAID IT LOOKS LIKE JADE POISONED FLOYD TO DEATH 😭💀

#twisted wonderland #ventique rambles #jade leech #floyd leech

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jadeacereigen · 4 months

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I think an underrated aspect of Separation Arc and why it works so well is that once Mob finally stands up for himself and stops going to work, we think we can expect the following to happen:

Reigen quickly flounders at work but stubbornly denies he's incapable without Mob's help

Reigen eventually runs into a client who truly needs the help of psychic powers (e.g. the client is haunted by an evil spirit who cannot be exorcised with salt)

Reigen realizes that he truly needs Mob to not be seen as a fraud and that he shouldn't have taken him for granted

Reigen seeks out Mob and apologizes, Mob accepts his apology and agrees to work for him again

Except... that's not what happens. Reigen does get upset and lonely without Mob, but his business runs fine—in fact, Reigen's own ambition and smart thinking actually allow him to find greater success as a psychic. The only reason Reigen's public downfall even happens is because he was maliciously tricked by Jodo, he'd figured out on his own that the kid wasn't possessed! This and the fact that Jodo is seeking petty revenge for Reigen "humiliating" him (when Reigen actually saved his life no less) really makes us feel like Reigen's public mockery is unfair and unjustified... even though we've always known from the beginning that Reigen is a fraud.

Isn't that a strange turn of events?

Then we get to the press conference. It's possible that even if Mob hadn't helped him at the end, Reigen could've still managed to salvage some of his public image. He was calmly answering people's questions and answering truthfully, pointing out that they had no evidence he was a fraud and that no one had ever had an issue with his work before the show. But all of that stops mattering to Reigen when he realizes that despite all his efforts from childhood, he's still just a lonely, lonely man who has never had any idea what he wants to do in life. The only reason he kept running his psychic business in the first place was because Mob showed up in his dull life and brightened it up with his vivid color.

It is finally here, after all this time we've been spending with Reigen, that we both figure out the truth: Reigen needs Mob not because of his powers, but because Mob is his friend and inspires him to be better. And this full understanding of Reigen's complex character and deep connection with Mob is what hits all of us so hard in this episode, it's so painfully human and real and we would not have gotten all of this had the story just played out as expected.

Thus culminates the genius subversions of Separation Arc: despite having the world's attention all focused on him, Reigen only makes one honest apology to one boy. This boy might not even watching this at all—if he is, he's probably watching this with spiteful bitterness—but it's still important that this boy knows...

You've grown up so much. You know that?

#jade speaks #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #reigen arataka #idk man i be rambling

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british-randyjade-rambles · 8 months

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Reblog and reply with One word, let’s try and make a sentence I’ll start:

The

#british randy jade rambles #reblog game #based off. Matt rose video

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merakiui · 2 months

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a silly shoujo concept with jade where he picks up your notebook after you've left it in class. resourceful eel that he is, he flips through the pages out of curiosity. he's certain he'll just find your notes or doodles you've made out of boredom, but it never hurts to pry just a little. he won't tell a soul if he finds anything embarrassing. certainly not!

to his surprise, he finds a bucket list of sorts, which details all of the things you hope to accomplish by the end of your time at nrc. you're quite methodical about this list. there are academic goals. personal goals. social goals. you've checked some of them off: do well on this year's midterm. commit to an exercise routine. make more friends. etc. etc.

but then he happens upon the romantic goals. things like holding hands, kissing, cuddling, going on dates, sharing meals... he reads through every item on this specific list and finds himself blushing like a lovestruck maiden. it's not because of the nature of this list but, rather, the notes you've made in the margin: possible people to try this with: jade leech?

and his name is the only one you've written! :O is this...an indirect love confession? do you have feelings for him? is now a good time to hopefully try to kindle a deeper bond with you after he's spent so much time pining from the sidelines??????

tl;dr - jade wants to be the one to complete the goals on your romance list, but you're too prideful (and suspicious of him) to admit you'd ever think of him in such a light! that's too embarrassing! too much opportunity to be exploited. and jade's a bit of a shameless coward.

so he decides there's only one solution: he's going to try to court you. the mer way. the human way would be much too obvious, after all. ^^;;;;

#meraki mumbles #the climax to this story is that you both spend all of your years at nrc fooling around and toeing the line of romance #it's a 'will they won't they' when it comes to possible confessions #and it all comes together at graduation when jade finally confesses after four long years :)#jade who gets drunk because he needs the liquid courage or else he'll ramble #and maybe everyone's doing karaoke #party the weekend before graduation week #jade grabbing the microphone and drunkenly confessing his heart out #OOOOO HE'S SO *squishes him*#forgive so many ramblings... the eel is living rent-free again

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appled-juice · 1 year

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this is a jade appreciation post

i love jade harley

reblog if you love jade harley

you agree hit like

if you are jade i love you and you are awesome

#davey rambling #homestuck #jade harley

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faebaex · 4 months

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Okay I've been thinking this for DAYS and I just need to get it out of my head:

Jade and his little baby girl stance 😭

Standing there like butter wouldn't melt

100% certified baby girl fr he could frame me for many crimes and i just couldn't be mad

Your Honour i LOVE HIM

#im so sorry this is so brainrot but everytime i see it im overwhelmed by Jade's baby girl power #blog rambles #twst #twisted wonderland #jade leech #twst jade #octavinelle

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morrigan-sims · 7 months

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Guys, I have one piece of advice for you that will seriously improve your time on simblr: If you love someone's story, let them know. Leave a comment, send an ask, whatever. Do it on anon if you're scared. And don't worry about coming off as unhinged. Honestly, the more details and rambling you put in, the better. There is literally nothing that makes an artist feel better than having someone tell them that they love their work.

So if someone's latest story post made you cry, tell them! Or if their edit gave you chills, tell them!!! And let me tell you a secret. Nothing motivates people to work on their stories more than knowing that other people love them and want to see more.

Nothing feels better than seeing someone answer your ask or reply to your comment, and seeing how happy they are. Trust me on this. It feels amazing. You'll make their day, and make your own day better too. And maybe, just maybe, you'll be the push they need to open their game and work on the next post.

Oh, and if you want them to love you forever, include details! Say what specific lines made you feel so strongly, or offer theories on what's going to happen next. Tell them who your favorite character is, or what antagonist is making your teeth grind. Storytellers put so much effort into their posts and their writing, and having someone pick up on the details is so immensely gratifying.

#trust me. send long rambling gushing asks to your faves. it's good for them and for you. I promise.#morrigan.txt #delete later #btw. this is not me begging for asks for my own content.#it's me trying to share the joy I get when I see someone reply to one of my asks.#there is almost no better feeling.#(see the ask I sent Jade yesterday for reference lmao.)#I am the queen of sending unhinged rambling asks about how obsessed I am with things #I honestly worry I overdo it sometimes. but then I see how happy it makes people and I realize I didn't overdo it.

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starsillys · 20 days

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MWUWHEHEHEBEB SCHOOL DOODLEUS ‼️💥💥