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vonseiten · 1 year
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Swallow’s Rose Concert of Swallow’s Rose Band Red Wine, Jägermeister, Cigarette Ash and Pencil on Cardboard Cafe Carina Wien, Vienna 2022, www.vonSeiten.com
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the-swissmister · 2 years
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V.I.P. Jägermeister Manifest Cocktail Tasting 🥃 #cheers #jaegermeister #cocktails #cocktail #friends #zurich #mensworld #switzerland #schweiz #suisse #barman #interiordesign #interior with @jaegermeisterde @eatswitzerland @lucapas @lanative00 @theswissmister at @mansworldcom (at Man's World Schweiz) https://www.instagram.com/p/Cdc-5C9uZHx/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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rocknrollflames · 1 month
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@ride-the-hammett
Okay ... So this is what your blog tastes like - not you.
Hmmm ...
Jaegermeister.
And sex.
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biskael · 11 months
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FOR ONCE , he is quiet . busily journaling something down .
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selfawarecobalt · 4 months
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GOT BATMAN BEDSHEETS AND A CD PLAYER FOR CRIMMUS
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koiranliha · 4 months
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baby's first shot was a frankenstein's monster that looked like motor oil and tasted like satan's cum
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latestagebirdmask · 9 months
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Hey, followers who drink, would it be good to just mix up a liquor and some ice cream and drink it like dessert?
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rowanoke · 1 year
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One thing about me is that both in video games and real life, I struggle with inventory management. I want to carry everything.
I got a mod for skyrim to multiply the carry weight and it asks on installation what you want the multiplier to be. At first I thought I could maintain a reasonable inventory I just needed a little room, so I chose the lowest setting which I think was 2 or 3 times. I hit that almost immediately and adjusted it up to the next step, which was 10x. That lasted me about one play session and early into the next one I hit the cap again. So I changed it again to the highest setting, 100x, and had to start putting more points into stamina when I leveled up because each level would give me 1000 extra carry weight and it would hold me over for a few levels and I could still get the attributes I needed, but I did stay consistently close to the cap.
In addition to the carry weight multiplier, I also had a mod that adjusted the weight of many items to make them easier to manage. It made things like lockpicks and potion ingredients weightless, dragon bones and scales only weigh 1, and made most misc items and potions either very light or completely weightless. And I was STILL hitting the already ridiculously high cap.
I want to carry E V E R Y T H I N G.
In real life I like clothes with lots of pockets and big pockets. Which unfortunately lends itself to me building a pretty masculine wardrobe. But like, I love me some baggy cargo pants and jackets covered in pockets and hoodies with a single giant pocket on the front. I fucking love pockets. I want a cute femme outfit with lots of pockets.
But no matter how many pockets I have, I will fill them. It is inevitable. I need an infinite fucking inventory pocket dimension because there is not enough room on my body to carry everything I want to keep with me. Let alone things I may need to carry temporarily.
I went to a house party last night and my outfit had 10 pockets, all of which were full. Please allow me to list the contents:
My bigass keychain with 11 keys, 2 dead keyfobs for my non-functional car, a bottle opener that I never use, and 4 loyalty cards. 2 of which are for my current workplace, one from my last workplace in a different state, and one that I found on the ground outside of a bar one night.
My inhaler. It ain't easy being wheezy.
3 vapes. The one I had felt like it was about to die and when I went to buy a new one they had a 2/whatever deal.
My Swiss army knife. I've carried one at (almost) all times since I was like 12.
My bag of rocks, which contains 3 rose quartz and 1 tiger's eye.
My mask
A hairtie
My wireless earbuds
My wallet
My phone
A bottle of Jaegermeister
A bottle of gray goose
A bottle of water
A bottle of Dr. Pepper cream soda
3 prerolled joints
A lighter
A really cute pair of fingerless fishnet gloves that I love but didn't end up wearing bc they weren't a part of my costume
A receipt from work where I stopped to get a drink on the walk over to the party and I kept it bc it had coupons
$10 outside of my wallet because the thing I saw for the party said $10 at the door but I ended up slipping in the side door when some people came out to smoke 🤙so I put that $10 in the bands' collection bowl before I left
So yeah for most of the party I had some bottle or another in my hands because I just didn't have enough pocket space to carry it. I just kept thinking to myself "you are overencumbered and cannot run" and it pissed me off so bad. Like I wanted to grab some snacks on the way too and I was like ah shit where would I even put them. I need more pockets.
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deanmarywinchester · 1 month
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I really think the only way out of this is to make the leftist version of the New York Post and conservative talk radio. who will fund my empire of 24/7 lowest-common-denominator Slop News, full of crass charismatic hosts adopting a tone of smug realism when they say shit like “REAL American Patriots believe in the death of the american empire.” we need a profane but unbigoted conservative version of the word “libtard.” I want your evangelical neighbor complaining that her dad got radicalized listening to Jack Jaegermeister’s Neoliberal Cucks Hour on 97.8 MARX-FM too many days in a row.
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jaded-falcon · 5 days
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"One Archon's Judgement, chilled," the open-jacketed merc requested, taking a seat at the counter. Eliza grabbed a martini glass and began filling it with ice; the merc motioned to the screen mounted above the bar that usually played whatever was happening on Solaris.
"What's with the viewscreen?"
"Lyran officers asked me to put on the so-called First Lord's speech," she shrugged, motioning to a trio of men wearing all blue with closed ultramarine fists on their chests, offset slightly to the left. All three were watching the screen intently, like they were observers at a military parade. Eliza set the martini glass aside and grabbed three bottles of alcohol that clinked as she set them down on her side of the counter.
"He can't speak for shit," the merc mused, watching the First Lord address both a crowd and a half dozen cameras while managing to look at neither. "Holy fuck."
"Eloquence is in the ear of the beholder," Eliza countered, pouring lemon vodka, jaegermeister, and sweet vermouth into an ice-filled shaker. "It's not any worse than the pre-battle speeches my Starcom gave."
"I can't imagine those were exactly interesting."
"They weren't," Eliza shrugged, spinning the shaker in one hand. The ice within rattled like beads in a maraca. "Once you've heard one battle speech, you've heard them all."
"Every once in a while they can be good," the merc posited. "You don't forget your first, at least."
"I did." Eliza drained the martini glass and poured the mixer's contents into it, before adding a slice of lemon on the rim and a few flakes of paprika. She passed the martini to the mercenary, who nodded his thanks.
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biskael · 1 year
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he's running out of soldat to kill ... !
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vetteldixon · 1 year
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An emotional last grand prix weekend for Vettel featured various tributes but Krack said the four-time world champion’s work ethic remained undimmed and that he conducted himself in “exemplary” fashion.
That included after the race on Sunday, when Vettel joined the engineering debrief after lengthy media duties and exchanges with drivers and other F1 personnel, even though he was not obliged to.
Krack said Vettel went back over the race thoroughly with his feedback of the car, before addressing the team armed with “a glass of Jaegermeister or something like that”.
“Many drivers would not have done the debrief,” Krack admitted.
Asked by The Race how Vettel had handled the weekend, given Vettel did admit at times there were peaks of emotion to manage, Krack said: “Yeah, I don’t know how he has done that.
“If you look how much distraction there was from the first moment, already in Brazil it was farewell, farewell, farewell. And it just increased all the time.
“But each time he was in the car, he was fully on it. I will say even more than 100%.
“Qualifying was the best example, I don’t know if you have seen in Q2 how he was navigating in his quickest lap around other cars, that was really, really impressive.
“And the way he was on it, or how he managed to separate the high-class driving from the distraction of the farewell, was really exemplary.
“I would not have expected that.”
excerpt from The Race about Abu Dhabi 2022
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sztupy · 5 months
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The officer, a 37-year-old Ukrainian national, had learned of the death of a crewmate's family member earlier that day.
He joined the able seaman and a cadet colleague in drinking beer and Jaegermeister between 20:30 and 23:30 on 24 July before taking over the watch.
His colleagues arrived on the bridge after midnight with three further cans of beer given to them by the ship's master.
The trio were said to have engaged in a "lively conversation and joking around" before the other two left the officer alone by 01:00 that morning.
A planned course alteration was missed an hour later before the sound of snoring was picked up by the voyage data recorder.
A lookout who was meant to be on duty was later discovered not to have arrived for work.
Emberi történet a zord északról!
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femboyyuri · 6 months
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putting the jaegermeister in the moffster for maximum kikuri hamagy
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