I wonder if Henry would agree (and Alex would disagree with his opinion just for the hell of it lmao)
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Fucking Jaffa Cakes.
WARNING. I WILL BE RANTING SO BE CAREFUL.
Right, what the actual fuck.
I didn't even realise people HAD to debate about this.
I had a whole ass debate about it with my mates and my boyfriend. We are quite literally debating it in Sociology tomorrow because my teacher is so cool.
Jaffa cakes are cakes, alright??? There's no reason to even debate this.
Quite literally the only excuse I have ever ever heard for it being a 'biscuit' is that it's been sold in the biscuit isle since forever and have no luxury tax due to that. THE ONLY REASON they're like this is because they are quite literally just cheaper to put it in that stupid isle.
SOME RICH PRICKS THOUGHT 'HEY, LET'S SAVE MONEY!!' AND NOW WE'RE STUCK WITH THIS STUPID DEBATE!!!!!
Right. Jaffa cakes are CAKES:
Cakes are in the name. That simple.
They have a spongy texture that is not found within biscuits and/or cookies.
When they are left out for a while, they harden like cakes, they do not soften like biscuits.
They also go stale within 24 hours, which isn’t common for biscuits at all.
When doubled in size, they basically become cupcakes. When tripled in size, they become cakes.
YOU CANNOT DIP THEM IN TEA. NO MATTER WHAT PSYCHOPATH DOES, IT IS NOT NORMAL NOR SHOULD IT BE.
The only reason they were in the biscuit isle was for tax reasons.
Thank you for reading this monstrosity.
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My poor Tumblr rn is just endless reels of pointy exer, minion pregnancy, and Jaffa cakes 😭
@starsnumber1charliefan I have served my punishment now dw
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Lucia... has had a few encounters with jaffa cakes.
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is it just me or did Jaffa cakes used to have a thicker layer of chocolate
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Finally watching the great British bake off: the professionals and they make JAFFA CAKES in the FIRST CHALLENGE I hope Henry fox mountchristen-Windsor enjoyed every moment of this in his universe
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Jaffa cakes are a blessing to the world btw
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