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every friend group should have (re6 edition)
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lmk if you want me to do this with the other games lmao
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cloudn9neofficial · 5 months
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This is... Unnecessarily funny..
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Context: My William and Annette are both trans and decided that since it would give William too much dysphoria to be pregnant so yea, 10/10 parenting HAH
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some-person-87 · 10 months
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Father of the Year Award goes to *drumroll* Albert Wesker!!!
Albert Wesker: A familiar face
Jake Mueller: I'm your son...
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Idk if ur still taking sketch requests but possibly some Jake and/or Sherry? I miss them every day lol
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UwU
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nikkysic · 2 months
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You can't afford me.
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boyohazard · 2 years
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I’m still vaguely annoyed that Capcom didn’t give Jake the right accent. Like yeah okay, maybe he learned how to do an American accent by watching American TV and movies, but it’s still insanely unrealistic and a cop-out. Jake is “Edonian” (aka Estonian), he should have an Estonian accent or at least slip into one every once and a while!
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thestayathomedragon · 7 months
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So like I’m working from home and the tv is just playing YouTube vids in the background and I hear Kanji Tatsumi from Persona 4 and look up and see fucking Jake Mueller instead.
Like… but why though? 😂
Have played RE6 yet btw.
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stuff-of-legends · 1 year
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I thought of an RE6/Rwby fanfic crossover where Jake and Qrow have to teamup to survive.
Another version is Jake, Sherry, Helena and Piers meet at Beacon. Which could be a sequel to the former. High school reimagings are pretty big part of fanfiction and this is a way to do both.
There's also Jake replaces Jaune...;)
Or Jake saves Weiss from Raven's Bandits and tries to extort her family connection.
Winter might be a better option for that one.
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forelsketparadise · 1 year
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In honour of it being FE race week...
Part 3 of me looking at what the UK number one songs were when racing drivers were born. This time it's the FE grid (with a lot of track sharing going on here 😂)
Andre Lotterer - (19th November 1981) - Queen & David Bowie - Under Pressure
Lucas Di Grassi - (11th August 1984) - George Michael - Careless Whisper
Rene Rast - (26th October 1986) - Nick Berry - Every Loser Wins
Sam Bird - (9th January 1987) & Edoardo Mortara (12th January 1987) - Jackie Wilson - Reet Petite
Sebastien Buemi - (31st October 1988) - Enya - Orinoco Flow
Jean-Eric Vergne - (25th April 1990) - Madonna - Vogue
Robin Frijns - (7th August 1991) & Antonio Felix Da Costa (31st August 1991) - Bryan Adams - (Everything I Do) I Do It For You
Nico Mueller - (25th February 1992) & Stoffel Vandoorne - (26th March 1992) - Shakepeare's Sister - Stay
Norman Nato - (8th July 1992) - Erasure - Abba-Esque
Oliver Rowland - (10th August 1992) - Snap - Rhythm Is A Dancer
Jake Hughes - (30th May 1994), Mitch Evans - (24th June 1994) & Nick Cassidy (19th August 1994) - Wet Wet Wet - Love Is All Around
Pascal Wehrlein - (18th October 1994) - Take That - Sure
Jake Dennis - (18th June 1995) - Robson & Jerome - Unchained Melody
Kelvin Van Der Linde - (20th June 1996) - Fugees - Killing Me Softly
Max Gunther - (2nd July 1997) - Puff Daddy & Faith Evans - I'll Be Missing You
Sergio Sette Camara - (23rd May 1998) - The Tamperer & Maya - Feel It
Dan Ticktum - (8th June 1999) - Baz Luhrmann - Everybody's Free (To Wear Sunscreen)
Sacha Fenestraz - (28th July 1999) - Ricky Martin - Livin' La Vida Loca
David Beckmann - (27th April 2000) - Fragma - Toca's Miracle
All added to this playlist 😊
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formulaewags · 2 days
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Here are Formula E wags list for this year (updated: 17/04/24)
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why, in the year 2023, are people hating on Jake Mueller.
no, no. shut the fuck up. his dad was far and away the most OP mf in the series and yall ate that up for like 15 years.
Jake is a poor concept, yes--baby Wesker is a stupid idea. However! Jake himself is great. And he had no daddy issues until Chris started forcing them on him (bc Chris is the one with issues, GO TO THERAPY CHRIS) which is hilarious. Imagine finding out your deadbeat dad was basically The Guy that Tried to Destroy the World and then his rival shows up and just starts essentially trauma dumping and projecting on you. Also the idea of Wesker and Birkin's kids banding together to defy their genetic legacies and heal the world their dads tried to destroy is actually awesome.
In short, if you don't like Jake, you have poor taste and Wesker wouldn't fuck you.
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jewishraypalmer · 1 year
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nah nah nah nah nah they are going to make a Beautiful movie without Jessie Mueller lololol fuck that
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ambrossart · 12 days
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That was so cool ! I love skelly. Can we get some fun facts about Christie Gibson or Jake Newham? I think we don't much about him . Thank you 🩶
Since somebody else requested Christie as well, we’ll just focus on Jake for this one.
— Jake Newham, the Senior Class President
Jake Newham comes from a very ambitious and academically focused family. His parents, who divorced when he was nine, are both Harvard grads who now work in politics. Jake’s father is a highly sought-after political consultant, and his mother is the Director of Communications for Senator Ryan Bradley (D-ME) as well as a published author. Due to his parents’ demanding careers, Jake currently lives with his grandparents in their West Broadway Victorian home. He also has an older sister, Amy, who recently obtained her master’s degree in international relations.
Although his parents have tried their hardest to avoid this, Jake does put a lot of pressure on himself to not only succeed, but to excel in everything he does. He worries that all of his accomplishments will ultimately amount to nothing and he won’t ever reach the same amount of success as the rest of his family. Due to this, Jake really struggles with self-confidence, and he often gets steamrolled by stronger personalties like his vice president, Jackie O’Connell. When Jake won the student council vote, Jackie told him that he only won because he’s a man. Deep down, Jake wonders if that’s true.
While the greater student body considers Jake a major dork, he’s actually fairly well-liked among the seniors. Unfortunately, Jake is so focused on his future that he seldom makes time for friends. As soon as he entered high school, Jake started preparing for college. He joined clubs that he knew would look good on an application. He took the most difficult classes he could in order to get an edge over the other applicants. Now that Jake’s about to graduate, he feels a little regretful over some of those decisions, but he stands by them nevertheless.
— Fun Facts
Jake lives on the same block as Liz Mueller. The two of them were very close growing up and could even be considered childhood sweethearts. They went their separate ways in high school: Liz became popular and Jake turned his focus to school. They’re still friends, but they don’t hang out much anymore.
He started taking trumpet lessons when he was ten. He also plays the piano.
He’s captain of the varsity soccer team. He’s a center-midfielder.
He has terrible eyesight and wears contacts even though he hates the way they feel against his eyes. He always keeps a pair of glasses in his backpack just in case.
Yes, he does wear a retainer at night.
And yes, he does often approach Richie at school to ask about his sister. Richie used to find this really annoying, but now he thinks it’s funny as hell and loves messing with him.
He first met Evelyn at the school’s annual student council retreat, a three-day camping trip where newly elected members do team-building exercises and develop their leadership skills. Evelyn stood out because she was so outspoken and enthusiastic.
Similar to how Paul and Lenny tease Evelyn about Jake, Jake’s friends and teammates frequently tease him about Evelyn.
Despite his instant attraction to her, Jake has always been hesitant to pursue a romantic relationship with Evelyn. This is partly due to Jake’s academic ambitions but also due to Evelyn’s ambivalence toward him. He could never quite tell if she liked him or not.
Eventually, Jake began to suspect that she may like someone else, but Henry Bowers was the very last person on his list. Yeah, that was a major shocker.
Honestly, Jake’s not too upset over Evelyn’s rejection. He’s a little wounded, of course, but ultimately he thinks it’s for the best. He’s gonna be graduating soon anyway.
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nikkysic · 2 months
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Be my super girl?
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slifarianhawk · 4 months
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Chapter 42: Respects
I was crying. The face that Chris had made while I was being pulled away by Albert had broken my heart. I was told by my father to protect Chris, and while this would protect him for now, what are the long-term effects? It was moments like this when I wished I had a vice to cling to.
Albert drank and used to smoke when he was in the army. As soon as I found out, though, I helped him quit. Never did like the smell of tobacco burning. It reminded me of when my parents fought.
I shook my head while I was having a surgical shoe placed on my left foot. We were in the medical wing of Albert's Eastern European base. It was small and formerly a Veltro base. The doctor was nice but had a thick Russian accent.
"I am sorry, lady boss, but you have, without a doubt, fractured your fourth metatarsal on your left foot. Given your superior healing capability, I would say it still would take at least four weeks to heal." The doctor said as he closed the straps to the ugly shoe to my foot.
"And you are sure of this doctor? What about the children? Are they alright?" I asked a worried look on my face.
"You worry a bit too much about children. Your state is perfectly fine. As long as you don't take a fall down a forty-foot staircase, I am pretty sure you will be fine. Take a look at the latest ultrasound I just took." The doctor says, pulling up a picture on his monitor.
"What am I looking at, doc?" I asked, staring at the screen.
"Your virus is causing a special muscle around the children thicker than the average womb. It's like you are wearing a stabproof vest over a set of Kevlar clothing." He said, easing my worries.
"Thanks, doctor, but I should head to the airstrip now. I'm sure my husband is waiting." I said, standing up off the medical bed.
"Da, don't be a stranger. Do come to visit with younglings after they are born." The doctor said as I limped away.
As I was in the hallway, I saw Albert walking towards me. He zipped over to me and lifted me into his arms, bridal style as usual. I chuckled. I'm sure he loved holding me this way.
"I have fractured my foot, Wesk," I admitted shamefully only to have him kiss my forehead as we zipped through the base to the airfield.
"We are not made of diamonds and jade dearheart," Albert said, "we are still flesh and bone, as much as I hate to admit it."
I nuzzled into his chest as we arrived at the plane. The flight to Edonia would be short, but I knew I was going to sleep through it. What I knew was coming was something I had been waiting for a long time. A chance to meet my darling baby boy.
Reina Mueller was a dear friend of mine who helped me with hiding from Umbrella. Her dad had done it for years, so she picked up a few tricks. She was my midwife for my son's pregnancy. She taught me how to play a little bit of the piano, and I taught her how to cook some of my favorite meals. If it weren't for the fact I was with Albert and I loved him with all my heart, I would have stayed hidden.
"What are you thinking about my lotus?"  Albert asked as he stroked the small bump slowly growing beneath our hands.
"Of Reina Albert, she was a good friend. I'm sure Jake was raised well, and my contact has been training him to protect himself. I hope that my contact will recognize me. It has been a long time since I last saw him." I said, closing my eyes.
"I must admit I wish you had told me sooner about our children. I knew when you had disappeared, it was to hide from Spencer. I could have helped you, and we might have been able to see them." He said, stroking my hair.
"I know, the first time I was Sergei's thumb the entire time. He said he would keep the child safe, and little did I know that Spencer had recruited him a few years prior. When I managed to escape his grasp, I landed at a local orphanage. I hid the remaining two weeks of my pregnancy there. I met two wanna-be parents who were unable to conceive. The orphanage director said that I should give my baby to them instead of leaving it there. I agreed they took me to their small house in a tiny village in the Russian badlands. I didn't ask much about them. I knew the more I knew, the higher the chances Spencer would find Alistar. I left shortly after she was born. Gods, it took me so much not to get attached. It took me four days to recover and disappear. During those days, I fed her and helped change her." I heard Albert Shhh me as tears fell onto his lap.
"Breathe, my dear lotus, we will at least be meeting our son soon. Spencer and Sergei no longer stand in our way." Wesker said, stroking my hair.
He was right, and that thought made me smile. All we had to worry about currently was our vow renewal and meeting our son and Alex. However, she could wait. We've put off our happiness for so long. Things are finally coming to fruition.
I breathed slowly, my eyes still closed but a smile on my lips. I place a hand on my tummy, giving the little ones some attention. With a light snore, I faded into black.
When I awoke, I was in the back seat of a black Mercedes. Albert was at the wheel. I let out a soft moan and stretched my back. I noticed Albert looking at me through the rearview mirror.
"How long was I out for love?" I asked, sitting up.
"Four hours and thirty-seven minutes, to be exact. I changed you into funeral attire. We are going to be late, but we were never going to be part of the service, were we." Albert asked as I looked at the simple black dress that accented my belly.
"No, we were going to meet my contact after the wake," I said, pulling out my phone.
"We are here, dearheart. Let's wait in the tree line... there is no one here except a couple of gentlemen and a priest." He said, putting the car in park.
"And one of them is my contact." I sigh. How were we that late? Or did Reina keep hiding after I left?
"Should I step out?" Albert asked about to open his car door.
"No, I will. It's my contact who has been training our son for the past two years. I think you should follow me still, just in case." I said, stepping out of the car.
Albert followed me quickly out of the car and towards the few people in the cemetery. I stood just at the edge of the tree line. The priest was an elderly man and stood next to a tall brunette man who had a U.S.S. standard pistol on his hip. His hand was on a young man's shoulder. The kid looked like Albert just with bright red hair. It reminded me of my mother's hair.
"HEY!!! WHO'S OVER THERE!" The young man said.
I grimaced and walked forward with a limp, "I AM A FRIEND OF REINA MUELLER I WAS TOLD HER FUNERAL WAS TODAY!"
"YEAH, WELL, THIS IS A PRIVATE EVENT!! SO GET LOST!!" The kid yelled out.
"Let's just go dearheart, it's clear we are not wanted here," Albert said, placing his hand on my shoulder.
I placed my hand on his face and stroked his cheek, "Just wait one second."
"If you truly are a friend of Ms. Mueller, then tell me what time does the Phoenix rise?" HUNK said, staring deep into my eyes.
The code phrase we had set up years ago. So it was clear he did remember me. He started to walk towards me, pulling out his pistol. The father looked horrified.
"The Phoenix herself rises at seven hundred forty-eight hours and falls when the light burns out of her heart. Who greets and bids farewell to the Phoenix when she falls and returns?" I asked, walking forward with my hands up and motioning for Albert to stay back for the moment.
As I walked forward Agent HUNK spoke, "The Grim Reaper himself greets the Phoenix upon her death arms open, welcome to see his long-forgotten friend and they bid each other goodbye once the fire in her heart is reignited granting her life anew. What treasure did the Phoenix last give the Reaper when they parted?"
We stopped in front of each other, I beckoned Albert forward, and HUNK motioned for Jake to come to him.
"The Phoenix left her chick with The Reaper for she knew her path was perilous and The Reaper her teacher had never let her down," I said, smiling as the Reaper hugged me.
"It has been a long time since we last spoke face-to-face, Tabitha," HUNK said as Jake and Albert arrived.
"You know this lady teach?" Jake asked, carefully eyeing me up and down.
"Yes, I was the one who invited her. Remember how I told you I had a job regarding keeping you and your mother safe." HUNK said, releasing the hug and putting away his pistol.
"Yea and what does that have to do with two random ass people showing up to my mom's funeral," Jake asked looking at me and Albert with a glare, "Why did you invite them, teach?"
"I was the one who paid Mr. Death here to watch over you and Reina," I said pulling out my PDA and handing it to Jake with my financials on screen, "These are my financials following July of ninety-eight six years after you were born. I set up an account to send your mother around two thousand five hundred US dollars every month."
"She told me a long time ago that we had a benefactor from the US. Someone who she was close to for quite a long time. But that doesn't prove that she meant anything to you." Jake snapped, and I noticed Albert's hands tightened.
"My treasure, grab my purse from the car. I need my wallet." I turned towards Wesker, and he nodded, walking off.
"Of course, dearheart, but be careful." He said, walking over to the car.
"What calling off your guard dog? That seems like a dumb move, lady. Especially in these parts, the gangs would tear a rich lady like you up and spit you out in the gutter." Jake said a nasty smirk on his face.
"That's enough, Jake!" HUNK snapped, "Ms. Redfield was my best student when I was employed as a trainer by Umbrella. She probably could kick your ass well up and down this cemetery if she saw fit."
"At ease, Grim, it's not like I couldn't, but I won't. I would not do that to Reina's kid. Not to mention, I'm nine weeks along with triplets. At my age, I have to be extra careful, I already broke my foot in an attempt to escape a B.O.W. I'm not testing my luck anymore this week." I said, Jake, staring in disbelief.
"Damn teach! How old are you?" Jake asked, scrolling through the PDA, "Wait a minute, why are there pictures of me in the photo library? Just who are you?".
"Here you are, dearheart," Albert said, jogging up behind me at a normal human pace and handing me my purse.
"Thank you, love," I said, opening the purse and wallet.
"I asked, who the hell are you?" Jake said, almost getting in my face.
I pulled out my favorite picture, one I knew there were only two copies of. It was of me, Jake, and Reina in the delivery room just after his birth. I placed it in front of his face and softened my voice.
"My name is Tabitha Elise Redfield. This is my husband Albert. Our actual last name is of no consequence. However, this photo is. This photo was taken on June twenty-first nineteen ninety-two. I had just given birth to a male with red hair and beautiful blue eyes. My best friend, who I came to Edonia to find, was beside me in this photo. I was just handed my baby when the doctors took this picture." I said, holding back tears.
"That's the picture Ma had on her nightstand. She always told me that this was her luckiest day. That she would one day tell me about the lady in this picture. When she was on her deathbed, she asked me to bring this picture to her. Said that it was time I knew the truth. I was gone not even thirty minutes. By the time I got back, she was crashing. They wouldn’t let me be by her side." Jake started crying, taking the photo from my hands.
"It's alright, kido. Let it out. You can trust her. It's him I am weary of." HUNK said, pointing at Wesk.
"It has been a long time, hasn't it, Mr. Death? I assure you I'm only here to support my Tabitha." Albert said, holding my stomach, "as well as keeping her and our little ones safe."
"I am sorry to pry, but can we return to Ms. Mueller's funeral? I'm sure you lovely folk can talk after I finish her burial rights." The priest said, walking up behind Jake and HUNK.
"Oh, sorry, Father, I didn't mean to intrude." I quickly apologized as did Albert.
"Then let's head back to the grave site. As long as Mr. Mueller allows it to stay." The father said, walking back.
"Yeah, they can come, but if I find out you're lying to me about who you are, I will not be friendly," Jake said, walking back.
I followed them, but Wesk went back to the car. I could tell Jake was getting under his skin. They were very much alike, temperament-wise, at least. It made me chuckle.
I wasn't going to demand Jake to come live with me and Albert. That wouldn't be right. Reina raised him. I knew I had no claims to call him son. I was just an egg donor. The same could be said about Albert being the sperm donor.
I thought back to my two childhood friends. Jake, who had died of gang violence in Raccoon City when I was fourteen. Reina, who was now beneath my feet from lymphoma. I had a perfectly resin-encased Ice Follies Daffodil in my purse, the same type we had buried with our friend back in seventy-five.
When the priest stopped his prayers, he asked if I had anything to say. I thought for a moment and nodded. HUNK placed his hand on my shoulder. I looked at him and looked at the freshly dug grave.
"Reina, I'm sorry. I honestly don't have much to say. I was a failure of a friend to you. After you moved out of Raccoon to Edonia. It was only by chance I found you again. I stayed with you in hiding for roughly seven months. Those were some of my favorite days. When your son was born, it was the happiest I've ever seen you. You had always wanted to be a mom since we were kids. I knew I had made the right choice when I saw how you held him." I said to the casket.
Jake stared my way with a confused look on his face. He stared at me and then at the picture, then back at me. I saw the gears in his head slowly starting to click into place.
I sighed and lightly kicked my bad foot, "That day while one of my saddest was also one of my happiest. I was able to make my best friend's dream a reality. When we looked at each other and laughed, we both knew then, didn't we? What do you have to name him? Did we not? A name that shared equal meaning to us, Jacob. The name of our friend who brought us all together and held us together like fucking glue. We both know he was in the delivery room that night, keeping an eye on our dumbasses. Reina, just as you promised me that day. I promise the same to you now here and on your grave. I will watch over your son and make sure to do my best to guide him like you did for me. I have something for you, ya know. A daffodil preserved in resin. It's just like the fresh ones we gave Jacob when he passed. You both loved the daffodilys that grew at school."
I pulled out the flower and placed it on the casket. Jake went wide-eyed but smiled and opened the top of the bare casket. I smiled and took one last look at Reina. She looked tired but at peace. A small smile on her lips. Her flowing ginger locks were brushed back and washed. I place the bloom in her cold, fragile hands. Jake closed the casket and I knew the last little bit I had to say.
"Reina, I promise I'll keep him on a path you would be proud of. He is the most sacred bond we have. May you find your way to your eternal spring filled with dillys, and shadows guide you, goodbye." I slightly bow.
HUNK nodded and I saw Jake with tears in his eyes. He was trying to hide it with his arm but it was obvious. When she was lowered into the grave I let my emotions show and cried. The last bit of my contacts dissolved as I wept my tears. I reached into my purse as the rain started to fall. Placing on my new corrective shades I look up to the sky.
"Heaven weeps as a new angel crosses through those golden gates." The Father said pulling out a rickety old umbrella.
Wesker walked up behind me holding a sturdy black umbrella as it began to pour, "Lotus, come wait in the car. We don't want to risk you catching a cold with the little ones still growing. I'll help bury her. That way I can at least pay my respects to Ms. Reina."
"There is no need for that. You four go to Mr. Mueller's home and have a meal. Reina was a member of my flock. I shall see that her grave is fully tended to before the rain stops." The father said reluctantly smiling.
"You both follow me and teach. We will take you guys back to mine and my mother's place, however, once we are there we need to have something settled." Jake said handing me back my picture.
"Are you sure you want to go down this path kid? Where we three are from there is no turning back." HUNK said staring at Jake.
"I sure teach and I think Mom didn't want me to hate my biological mother and father. At least that is the vibe I'm reading. Isn't that right mother, father?" Jake said scratching the back of his neck.
"It would be better if we discussed this at a secure place, but yes you are right. In both senses." I said.
"Then let us take my Mercedes. That way we can avoid this rain." Albert said pulling out his keys.
"Mercedes? Are you guys loaded?" Jake asked a bit annoyed.
"Off the records Yes but it's hard to be rich legally when technically we both have died," I said laughing as we started walking towards the car.
HUNK and Albert laughed while Jake looked confused.
"What does that mean?" He asked trying to catch up.
This was going to be a hard discussion.
Hey everyone slifarianhawk here and welcome to 2024. Yep already off to a good start. A chapter on the second day of the year. That's a first for me. Well, I hope everyone enjoyed their New Years. The next chapter will be a good one. My name is Slifarianhawk and I'm not so far away.
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