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ditzybat · 3 days
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tim: sweet dog you got there. gordon: yes, this is our new drug-sniffing dog. tim: still training huh? gordon: red robin.. what do you mean? tim: ... tim: nevermind...
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tampire · 4 months
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Married couple knocks some sense into that nerd and his husband joins in
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incorrectbatfam · 8 months
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Dick: Sorry it took me so long to bail you out of jail.
Jason: No, it's my fault. I shouldn't have used my one phone call to prank call the police.
[earlier]
Comm. Gordon: Commissioner Gordon speaking.
Jason: Is your refrigerator running?
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sansnomp4 · 7 months
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The first robin.
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satoshy12 · 7 months
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We all know the Superman meme of the destroyed Building behind him… Well this game me this idea! It started when Danny got the power to repair objects as well as people. And as Amity Park didn't get much property damage, Danny couldn't really train his new power! So he asked Clockwork to help, which the old ghost did. In the best way he can. The next thing Danny knew, he was in a destroyed city! Yes, he can try his new powers! Healing and fixing property damage!
After Danny fixed the city, he was teleported back by Clockwork back into the Ghost zone.
From Gotham, Metropolis, Coast City, and similar places he visited by teleportation, he saved people and animals and healed them! From forest fires to natural disasters to violent attacks of villains.
Barbara had no idea how much she and her father James cried as she stood up and could suddenly walk. After she met the Meta boy while on the street, he pointed his blue glowing hand at her. Arkham had much fewer inmates too, as few were cured too. Mr. Frieze and his wife Nora, Warren White had no idea what to say, Harvey Dent was crying out of joy, Killer Coc could change now between humans and Croc, and Clayface got a cure to be back to normal, Man Bat too was back a human. Danny had saved them passively, as they were near him as he fixed the city. Victor gave the boy diamonds as gift for it, so he has at least a bit of pocket money.
Lex got his hair back and was cured of his cancer; he needs the boy. That he fixed up his Building with him and his employees inside was part of it too.
+ All the cities are fighting each other to get the tiny new Meta Boy! They need him! VERY MUCH!
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batmananimated · 4 months
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"Here's to Survival"
Story by @SchweitzerMan
Art by @millicay95
Letters by @mrcomiceditor
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Gordon: He killed a man!
Bruce: Don’t you have anything better to do but harass my perfect son?
Jason: No I totally killed that guy-
Bruce: We’ll not everyone’s perfect!
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noritaro · 2 years
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my favourite genre of batman art is where everyone is detailed and then theres batman-
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Commissioner Gordon : Let's play a game. It's called “Who Can Be Quiet The Longest".
Robin: Cool! Batman loves that game!
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ditzybat · 1 month
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i’m so in love with the idea that the bats just blend into the the shadows that the only thing visible are two white, eye-shaped, glowing orbs, and that it scares the ever loving crap out of everyone who happens to look at them.
the amount of times batman and robin have scared commissioner gordon while he’s on his smoke break are embarrassingly too high for him to admit.
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tampire · 2 months
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This gifset slaps!
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incorrectbatfam · 2 months
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Damian being a gen alpha implies in gen alpha Jon too ...
[at a sleepover]
Damian, whispering: Jon?
Jon: Yeah?
Damian: Our planet is doomed.
Jon: Yeah, it is.
Jon: Wanna sneak downstairs for snacks?
Damian: Sure.
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Steph, as a Batburger cashier: Sorry ma'am, that product was discontinued months ago.
Jon: *secretly starts recording*
Margie: You didn't even bother to check! What kind of lazy service is this? No wonder the world is the way it is with your generation. I should call the corporate hotline right now and report you for refusing to serve a paying customer. See how you like it when you lose your job.
Damian: Hey Karen, she said they don't have it anymore. Either get something else or leave. Some of us have places to be.
Margie: And who do you think you are?
Damian, pointing to Jon's camera: The best friend of someone with 150,000 followers.
Jon: Say hi to the internet!
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Damian and Jon: *putting up hand-drawn posters around town*
Comm. Gordon: What are you kids doing?
Damian: Advertising our joint channel.
Jon: We're gonna have an epic Cheese Viking and Fortnite mashup tournament.
Damian: Proceeds go to the Wayne Foundation.
Comm. Gordon: *scribbles a note and hands it to them*
Comm. Gordon: If anyone asks you for a permit, it's on me.
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Damian and Jon: *huddled around the Batcomputer*
Jon: I think we should sort it by distance instead.
Damian, typing code: Good idea.
Barbara: What's that?
Jon: Our new website.
Damian: It allows people to report stray animals they see without the risk that comes with physical contact.
Barbara: Oh, cool. Carry on.
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Kara: What do you want to drink?
Jon: Mountain Dew. Dami, you want one?
Damian: Depends. Is it vegan?
Kara: *starts typing into Google*
Jon: Hey Alexa, is Mountain Dew vegan?
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[texting]
Jon: Dami, get on Discord.
Damian: Why?
Jon: Live-action One Piece streaming in the Gay Minecraft server.
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Jon: Ms. Kyle, check it out!
Selina: What is it?
Damian: TikTok added a set of Catwoman stickers.
Selina: Show me.
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Kate: I still think you are far too young for things like Instagram.
Damian and Jon: *snicker*
Kate: What?
Jon: Well, Ms. Kane, how should we put it...
Damian: No one uses Instagram anymore.
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Jon: *takes a 0.5 of him and Damian with Dick in the background*
Damian: You're in our BeReal now. Deal with it.
Dick: What's a BeReal?
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Damian, handing Jon a rock: I would like to buy this playhouse.
Jon: Too bad, the economy just disappeared.
Lois: What are you doing?
Jon: We're playing Society.
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Damian: Alfred, we're hungry.
Alfred, on the phone: *makes the thumb and pinky gesture and mouths "I'm busy"*
Jon: Huh?
Alfred: I'm on the phone, boys.
Damian: I think he meant this.
Damian: *puts his palm to his ear*
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Jon: Parkour!
Jon: *hops over a log*
Jon: Parkour!
Jon: *climbs a tree*
Damian: *recording*
Clark, to Bruce: That's one way to play.
Bruce: Mhm.
Clark: Do you ever get worried about, you know, how these kids are turning out?
Jon: Parkou—
Damian: Wait, stop, there's a bird's egg here. I wonder what species it is.
Jon: I have an app that can scan it.
Bruce, to Clark: I think they're gonna be alright.
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batmanisagatewaydrug · 9 months
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I don't like ship it a lot but there's something so homo about Gordon literally at home with his hot younger wife still complaining about how THE VIBES between him and Batman are off (Batman is Jean-Paul right now which is why the vibes are rancid)
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from Batman #502
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darkersoul · 2 months
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You see one Batman opinion I have is that he shouldn't kill The Joker, and he'd try to stop others from doing so on his watch. But also like, if someone else did manage to he wouldn't be upset at them. He will always try to save The Joker if he can, it's in his nature, but if say Jim Gordon capped the bitch and there was no chance for recussitation Bruce would be like "Oh thank God it's finally over." and let Gordon cry tears of joy into his shoulder.
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ao3sbatfamily · 4 months
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'Free Range Criminal Collection' by mauvera
Author: @mauverawrites
“No.”
“He's literally right here. Just take ‘im.”
Jim looks down at the man that is indeed right there. “No.”
While it is difficult to tell under the helmet, Jim is pretty sure that the Red Hood is staring at him, mouth agape.
“Gordo,” Hood tries, “this is literally your job. And I already did the hard bit. He’s been got. I got him. Now you take him. That's how it works.”
Jim doesn't move an inch. He just picks one of the blank white lenses in front of him and stares right back. 
“I'm not on duty.”
The vigilante in front of him doesn't twitch, but Jim remembers a much smaller boy in a bright yellow cape who used to try and bum smokes off of him when Batman wasn't looking. So he doesn't really have it in him to be intimidated by a shiny red helmet and a bunch of muscles. 
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dailydccomics · 4 months
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a gremlin Catwoman vol 2 #31
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