#james is not amused

[gibbearish]

just saw on the hbomb subreddit that james somerton briefly reactivated his twitter and changed the name to agayraconteur, then 8 hrs later deleted it again because people were noticing, so. everyone who went all in on "he'll keep popping up again and again in new forms" cash your bets in now LMAO

edit: hey yall this post is very out of date but has been getting spikes of notes since the second apology video so i'm gonna be marking it unrebloggable

#james somerton #google tells me a raconteur in someone who tells anecdotes in a skillful and amusing way #which uh. wrong on literally all 3 counts #or well i guess google doesnt specify that it has to be your own anecdotes so i guess he gets one out of three on a technicality #bigger gibbers

[flyingcakeee]

Oh god I'd pay money for Logan to tell James something super backhanded that gets broadcasted live and be like the next "James, it's Valtteri" because that would be amazing. Like, imagine Logan crosses the line in P9 and he's like, "James, I'm still replaceable, right?" Would pay good money for that.

#Logan is too nice to ever do that tho #he'd be like 'omg guys thanks so much we did it thank you ^^' #like no sir be a fucking bitch. 'not too bad for a second driver' all over again #multi 21 part 2 electric boogaloo #logan sargeant #james vowles #I love James please I just think I'd be so funny #Reddit would be amusing to look at

[ryuusea]

sherliam modern au 🎢🎠 date doodles (part 1)

#sherliam #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #yuumori #ynm sherlock holmes #liam james moriarty #albert james moriarty #louis james moriarty #modern au #amusement park date au

[khawlat]

Look, truth is, there are 24 dukes in this country. This seems to be the only one who can navigate both the upper echelons of high society and shoot someone in the head without worrying about it.

#finally having my first proper rewatch and it's WILD how susie's opinion of eddie completely shifts in episode 3 after “certain events” #it's only been a day but she is ride or die for this man and she will tell anyone who would listen INCLUDING EDDIE HIMSELF #also I call bullshit on her dad being the one who requested eddie steal the car she did that for her own amusement lmao #specially after prefacing it with “it's beneath me” she thrives on letting him know who's boss ajkhsfjd #eddie x susie #eddie horniman #susie glass #theo james #kaya scodelario #the gentlemen

[mourningliliesmorningglories]

Barty: what in the fucknuckles is this?

Regulus: (holding hands with James) he's my boyfriend, you intolerant shit.

Barty: (staring at James) whoa, pump the hate brakes fox and friends! i'm just surprised anyone would date you, especially pinkie pie from my little pony…

#marauders #harry potter #james potter #regulus black #jegulus #james x regulus #deadpool #this dialogue is actually just so amusing to me

[aleprouswitch]

Aphex Twin before and after trying absinthe for the first time, 1998.

#bringing this back because it's amusing #aphex twin #richard d james #richard d. james #90s #idm #electronic music #experimental music #not my scans

[snarky-magpie]

(Only three scenes to write :) ) James: I can’t really speak for Regulus. He’d murder me.

Barty: He really would. It’s nice that you get him. Hey, doesn’t it scare you? 

James: Please. We’re both aware it’s an act.

Barty: A pretty convincing one, though.

James: Do you want my opinion? Bring the idea of you moving in with Evan to Reg. See what he thinks. I doubt he’d stop his friends from being happy.

Barty: Yeah, he’s a real sap once you get over the sarcasm and death threats.

James: Exactly. 

James: Shit, don’t tell him I said that.

Barty: So he does scare you a little. Good to know you have some functioning brain cells in that pretty head of yours, Potter.

Barty: Also, if you hurt him, Regulus won’t be who you’ll have to fear. 

James: Why do our conversations always end up with you threatening me? 

Barty: You bring out that side of me.

#jegulus #regulus black #starchaser #james potter #dead gay wizards #ao3 #the marauders #barty crouch jr #their interactions will never not be amusing to me #ps i hate you

[xysidhe]

On the topic of Regulus' patronus, since I won't let this die until I see it in a fic even if I have to write it myself.

Regulus: Why can't I get this bloody charm to work

Remus: Happy thoughts, Reg. Happy thoughts.

Regulus: What part of my upbringing gave you the illusion I have those?

Remus: Happy. Thoughts

Peter: Think like that fairy! Tonker Bells!

Remus: Tinker Bell. Purebloods.

Regulus: Could you two stop arguing over muggle cartoons so I can focus!

Regulus: Expecto Patronum!

Sirius: Bloody hell Reggie, is that a lion?

Regulus: Oh.

James: Oh.

Remus: He's beautiful Reg, what are you going to name him?

Regulus: Helios

Sirius: You're going to name your patronus after the sun?

Regulus: It keeps to the family theme doesn't it?

Sirius: Mother would have a fit. Looks like both her sons are more Gryffindor than Black. This is bloody brilliant! Told you Reggie, you should've been sorted into Gryffindor!

James: I think his patronus is perfect for him.

Regulus: I think so too.

#just imagine its an AU where Regulus ran away with Sirius to the Potters #Regulus likes to hang out with the Maraduers in the Gryffindor Common Room #James was trying not to cry after he saw the patronus #James did in fact cry after he heard the name #James remembered all the times Regulus called him 'my sun' and 'sunshin' and he KNEW #they havent said I love you yet but this was somehow even more profound #Remus is just eaying his chocolate amused by Regulus and James being idiots in love #remus knew they were in love and thats why he convinced Regulus to practice the Patronus in the common room #Sirius isnt actually unaware of the secret romance between his best friend and brother but he has a bet going with Peter #they want to see who will confess to him firsr #itll be James #while drunk #jegulus #marauders headcanon #incorrect marauders quotes #dead gay wizards #regulus deserved better #regulus x james #regulus arcturus black #james deserved better #james fleamont potter #james x regulus #starchaser

[cheeseknives]

A collection

#Feel free to add more #I dont know if its on purpose #because I sometimes see older people scroll their phone with middle finger ? #James May #When I was kid my older sibling would say “are you stupid its just another finger” so it was no longer amusing to flip at them lol #I mean it is true #but also like #🖕👓 #this is my having to do paperwork mood

[feralnumberfive]

POV: You're the impostor and you just vented in front of them

#you guys have no idea how much I amuse myself I thought of this when watching the episode and now I have a big stupid grin on my face #btr #big time rush #btrtv #kendall knight #james diamond #logan mitchell #carlos garcia #among us #among us meme #btr meme #big time rush meme

[oxydiane]

12 year old sirius would scribble down “sirius potter” on his parchment instead of taking notes during transfiguration and mcgonagall snatched the thing from his desk exactly once. the one time it happens sirius looks so mortified she smiles and decides to incinerate the parchment on the spot before reprimanding him because she may have a soft spot for him but favouritism is out of question. things get a lot more interesting when years later she’s teaching slytherins and snatches a piece of parchment with “regulus potter” written on it.

#the drama is EXQUISITE #when remus and sirius get together she curses a bit because she had a bet running for like three years #anyways lil sirius having a crush on james is a headcanon you can pry from my cold dead hands #he is a gay mess #and i love him for it #also minerva is thoroughly amused like ohhh mr potter really has it in him huh ? is it a black family thing or #harry potter #sirius black #james potter #regulus black #minerva mcgonagall #remus lupin #marauders #marauders era #wolfstar #headcanon #jegulus #starchaser #prongsfoot #peter pettigrew #harry potter headcanon #marauders headcanon

[baihujun]

A rough Manhunter, Martian Manhunter

#yes to the tune of bond; james bond #j'onn j'onzz #martian manhunter #jli #dc comics #my art #i just find it amusing that that's his superhero moniker like #hello pleasure to meet you. i am j'onn you may call me martian manhunter-- yes. manhunter. that's correct #no no it's like. it is a term from my homeworld. mars yes.

[starchasersunseeker]

So do we all agree that Reggie is his most affectionate self when he's either drunk or in his post orgasm bliss? Like we can't be in minority in this right??

Anyway fucking love it when that happens in a fic please give me more of it lol

#james potter #james fleamont potter #regulus black #regulus arcturus black #james potter x regulus black #james x regulus #regulus black x james potter #regulus x james #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #james is definitely amused with drunk reg #reg will get embarrassed about it the next day #sirius watching in horror and amusement his baby brother being affectionate with james and doing his best to get his attention #drunk reg definitely climbs james like a tree #james doesnt mind of course

[helpimtrappedinthetextbox]

There should be an arc in the campaign that starts with "Fuck you, unfishes ur Gilly" and the whole arc is Gillion talkin shit about being human while they work to reverse it

Like, it's be so funny-

#jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jrwi gillion #gillion tidestrider #jrwi chip #chip james #jay ferin #jrwi jay #and chipd be over in the corner trying to grapple with the fact that Gil is still hot #even by human standards #like aure he fell in love with the fishman. but that doesnt mean he wont love the lessfish man #jay would be in agony. like how is she supposed to deal with chip being like this abd a less fishy Gilly?? #Gil would HATE IT HERE. like. not amused AT ALL. #did i add my own fnc thoughts to this #yes #yes i did

[seegoat]

HOUSE M.D. 5.21

#chiops #a personal favorite #it looks like rsl is genuinely amused by it #new psd for amber apartment bc whoever color-graded this show saw amber's apartment and was like #YELLÖ #house md #hate crimes md #greg house #james wilson #hilson #house md gifs

[ryuusea]

sherliam modern au 🎢🎠 date doodles (part 2)

#sherliam #amusement park date au #yuukoku no moriarty #moriarty the patriot #liam james moriarty #ynm sherlock Holmes #modern au #liam totally doing calculations on the ride