Randy: Pardon the intrusion, but-
Billy: On this moment or just my life in general?
Stu: New year, new me.
Tatum: Bitch, it’s August.
Stu: Time is an illusion.
Dewey: I am an expert at identifying birds.
Gale: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
Dewey: Yeah, they're all birds.
Tatum: What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them??
Sidney: What the hell do you do?
Tatum: I die? What kinda question...
Tatum: That's greatly offensive to my people.
Randy: College dropouts?
Billy: I’m going to hell.
SIdney: Probably.
Billy: I'll pick you up?
Sidney: *nodding* Carpool.
Dewey: Why is Stu crying?
Tatum: He saw a leaf on the sidewalk and-
Stu: IT LOOKED SO CRUNCHY!
Dewey: Please don’t say what I think you’re gonna say-
Stu: AND WHEN I STEPPED ON IT THERE WAS NO CRUNCH!
Dewey: ANYTHING BUT THAT
Dewey: How did you even get in here?
Stu: Tatum's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Stu's door"!
Tatum: I’m closing the window.
but not in the way you may think
are really different from
and some already
went about seeking more tools —
commerçant itinérant en quincaillerie —
geiger counter, lobe antenna, la radiesthésie,
stockpiles; file cabinets
an appendix of dubious facts,
a gooey stew.
An Inquiry into Idleness,
painful and troublesome
Nobody’s ever read it
without branching into the hinterlands. But
that was a different kind of curiosity...
who does not fuss not to lose it.
If nothing else,
If I were sensible, I would give the whole idea a miss at the bench,
getting the work done.
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For once was James Kennedy extremely naïve to think that they could all enjoy a day at the beach together.
It became absolute mayhem!
It’s actually difficult to not feel sorry for James. I know he’s an asshole, but he’s not a monster.
When he told the group that he was on the Imagine Festival and was opening for Kaskade, it was clear that he was very proud of it.
And Tom Schwartz made a terrible joke by asking him if the Imagine Festival was bigger than Rachella, that was James’ engagement to Raquel Leviss.
Do you know what keeps on repeating itself in my mind right now? Tom Sandoval paid for a lot of things at that engagement party!
It’s just another strange detail in the Scandoval of it all.
But James didn’t take the joke very well. He’s a highly emotional and explosive person. He laughed mockingly in Schwartz’ face as he threw his drink at him.
Schwartz has dumped drinks on Katie Maloney-Schwartz and Stassi Schroeder in the past, so I think it was mostly karma coming back to him at this point.
But Schwartz mocked something that James was clearly proud and excited about and brought up his failed engagement at the same time.
Knowing that Schwartz had made out with Raquel recently in Mexico didn’t necessarily make it any better. That’s probably why James got so mad.
But Scheana Shay also pulled Sandoval aside to share with him that Katie was spreading rumors about him and Ariana Madix having an open relationship.
Katie is simply a victim of the telephone game now.
She had said that they didn’t have strict rules. James was the one who implied “open relationship”.
And then Sandoval wanted to act as if Ariana, who wasn’t there because she had just lost her grandmother, was mad at Katie because of it.
He’s trying to create issues between Ariana and Katie now to get out of the image of him getting to close for comfort with Raquel.
This beach day had drama written all over it, and I was here for it.
james just eanted to have a noce day at the beach with his mates. schwartz, respectfully, you deserved that. 💦 #pumprules #vanderpumprules #vpr #bravotv #scandoval #scandovalgate #sandovalsaliar