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The very first time I saw you Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They’re your mother; Lily’s. Yes, I knew her. You mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn’t see it in themselves. Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. A talent, rumor has it, he passed onto you. You’re more like them then you know, Harry. In time you’ll come to see just how much.

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Sirius: I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.

Remus: I don’t need to say “accio” to make you come.

Sirius: Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!

Remus: Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.

Sirius: Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?

Remus: I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.

Peter covering his hears: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!

James non stop laughing: No Peter, I want to see how much more they can come up with. Anyways Sirius and Remus continue.

James: Wait I got one. You are one hot son of SNITCH.

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Truth or Dare

Lily: Truth or Dare?

James: Truth

Lily: I dare you to kiss me

James: Okay *kisses Lily*

Sirius, confused: He didn’t even chose dare!!

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i'm cold
here! take my jacket
yk i'm kinda cold too
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*phone ringing*
*picks up* this is the local sperm bank. you squeeze it, we freeze it! how can i help you today?
*over the phone* i'm breaking up with you.
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Harry’s (full) name:

Lily: and so we’ve decided to call him-

James: Drum roll please!

Sirius, Remus, and Peter: *patting their legs for drum roll noise*

James+Lily: Harry James!

Sirius: no.

Lily: What? What’s wrong with it?

Sirius: You do realize he is OUR kid, right? Think about yelling at him. It needs to be more officialish than Harry.

Lily: So what do you have in mind? Harold?

Sirius: Oh heavens no!

Remus: Imagine how bullied he’d be…

James: Yeah he’s not a 55 year old lawyer.

Lily: ?? Fine? How about Henry?

Sirius: How does that even turn into Harry?

James: He’d be so confused.

Lily: What do you want???

Sirius: *thinking*

Sirius: Ahhh HAN SOLO!!!

James: Yesssss

Lily: A, We are not naming him Han Solo. B, How does that turn into Harry??

Remus: Do they mean the actor? Harrison Ford???

Sirius+James: Yesssss *excited giggles*

Lily: Yeah. Fine. I guess it does kind of have a ring to it.

Remus: *pulls a bottle of fire whiskey out of nowhere* To Harrison James!

All: To Harrison James!

*Everyone takes a drink except Lily, cause ya know, she just had a baby* *James realizes she can’t drink and spits it out into the flowers the boys brought*

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<div> —  <p>A Marauder’s Guide to Falling Forever</p><a href=""></a> </div><span><p>They were both crammed into the limited space that was definitely not meant for more than one person. The flutter in her stomach indicated that she didn’t mind, even if her head disagreed and screamed at her to remove herself from where she was pressed up against him. But of course, she couldn’t.</p><p>“It’s awfully confined in here,” Sirius seemed to silently understand what she was thinking. “Sort of reminds me of the things kids do at Hogwarts after hours.”</p><p>She could sense rather than see him grinning indecently at the insinuation.</p><p>“Maybe we should try it out,” he whispered into her ear. She was thankful that it was much too dark for him to see her face because she was pretty certain that her expression gave away to the fact that she wholeheartedly agreed.</p><p>“Snogging in a closet is hardly something to joke about right now,” she forced out instead. But she made a mental note to revisit the conversation when they were in a less compromising situation.</p><p>“Who said I was joking?”</p></span>
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Lily: im so happy! i could kiss you!

James: neat


James: i cant believe i said neat

James: nobody says neat anymore! its the 21st century, its not neat to say neat! but i said it anyway because im a huge loser!

Sirius: dont beat yourself up, everyone gets nervous sometimes

Sirius: remember when remus confessed to me?

James: didnt you thank him?

Sirius: … i thanked him

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okay okay hear me out…

felix felicis (liquid luck)

what if the harry potter universe is a lot more similar to ours than we thought? With tok (if you’ve ever been on it) basically talks about how you can use energies and a positive mindset to help you with everything in life. And really, if you break it down, it makes sense for the harry potter universe. Liquid luck was used on ron (or so he thought) and his mind set completely changed!!! He thought he had drank it and so it “worked” and they won. What if one of the first ever wizards just decided “fuck it i’m gonna lift this book with this stick” or they thought “if i mix these ingredients together it’s going to make a potion that makes me lucky” AND THATS HOW THE WIZARDING WORLD BECAME A THING


For example, Neville’s family was worried he was a squib because he didn’t show signs at an early stage and that probably impacted nevilles mindset, causing him to have negative energies and basically manifesting that he couldn’t do magic. BUT LATER WHEN HE GETS CONFIDENT HE JUST KNOWS HE CAN DO IT AND HE DOES.


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Chapter Three of The Bachelorette AU! I am also planning a companion piece to show what happens on some of the one-on-one dates for the other characters, so stay tuned!

A huge thank you to my amazing beta @anderperries for all her help. 

Keep reading

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Marauders as shit my friends and I said

James : I have no idea how I’m gonna pass this herbology exam

Sirius: It’s fine just cheat.

Sirius: God understands plants weren’t this complicated when he made them.


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<div> —  <p>A Marauder’s Guide to Falling in Love</p><p><a href=""></a><br></p> </div><span>That was the first time that Sirius Black noticed her, and for a moment their eyes connected. It was brief, but it was long enough for her to catch the bemused smile that he gave her before she boarded the train and moved from his eyesight.</span>
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Lily: *bringing champagne in bed*

James: Oh my gosh! Is this what marriage is?

Lily: Nope. This is just leftover from the picnic yesterday and I didn’t want to waste it.

James: *clinking glasses* Hmm, could’ve lied.

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James: [hosting quidditch practice] now something this long can be difficult to maneuver

Sirius: ..Fortunately I have some experience in that

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The Marauders by the lake. Used a different program for this one.

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Sirius was at home for the break and was writing a letter to James.

 Regulus, that git, had been breathing over his shoulder for over an hour in case he ran off again.

Deer James, he began. Suddenly his brother leaned down.
 “I don’t know what you’ve been learning but I’m sure it’s ‘dear’,” he said coolly.

“No it isn’t,” Sirius snapped.

Deer James,

My brother’s being a pompous arse…
 “I’m going to kill you,” muttered Regulaus.

Deer James,

My brother’s being a pompous arse who apparently plans to murder me. If I don’t see you again, please release the images I sent you to his beloved girlfriend…

Regulus turned white and began to sputter to which Sirius mischievously flicked his wand and caused his darling brother to shut up.

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Remus: this week sucks

Sirius: it’s Monday

Remus: yeah but if you think about it, it’s been less than 15% of the week so far and that’s exhausting

James: I will never understand how your brain works

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