The very first time I saw you Harry, I recognized you immediately. Not by your scar, by your eyes. They’re your mother; Lily’s. Yes, I knew her. You mother was there for me at a time when no one else was. Not only was she a singularly gifted witch, she was also an uncommonly kind woman. She had a way of seeing the beauty in others, even, and perhaps most especially, when that person couldn’t see it in themselves. Your father, James, however, had a certain, shall we say, talent for trouble. A talent, rumor has it, he passed onto you. You’re more like them then you know, Harry. In time you’ll come to see just how much.
Sirius: I’ve been whomping my willow thinking about you.
Remus: I don’t need to say “accio” to make you come.
Sirius: Did you order some Felix Felicis? Cause you’re about to get lucky!
Remus: Your smile is like Expelliarmus. Simple but disarming.
Sirius: Wanna make me moan like Myrtle?
Remus: I need to learn Occlumency, because I can’t get you out of my thoughts.
Peter covering his hears: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
James non stop laughing: No Peter, I want to see how much more they can come up with. Anyways Sirius and Remus continue.
James: Wait I got one. You are one hot son of SNITCH.
Lily: Truth or Dare?
Lily: I dare you to kiss me
James: Okay *kisses Lily*
Sirius, confused: He didn’t even chose dare!!
Lily: and so we’ve decided to call him-
James: Drum roll please!
Sirius, Remus, and Peter: *patting their legs for drum roll noise*
James+Lily: Harry James!
Lily: What? What’s wrong with it?
Sirius: You do realize he is OUR kid, right? Think about yelling at him. It needs to be more officialish than Harry.
Lily: So what do you have in mind? Harold?
Sirius: Oh heavens no!
Remus: Imagine how bullied he’d be…
James: Yeah he’s not a 55 year old lawyer.
Lily: ?? Fine? How about Henry?
Sirius: How does that even turn into Harry?
James: He’d be so confused.
Lily: What do you want???
Sirius: Ahhh HAN SOLO!!!
Lily: A, We are not naming him Han Solo. B, How does that turn into Harry??
Remus: Do they mean the actor? Harrison Ford???
Sirius+James: Yesssss *excited giggles*
Lily: Yeah. Fine. I guess it does kind of have a ring to it.
Remus: *pulls a bottle of fire whiskey out of nowhere* To Harrison James!
All: To Harrison James!
*Everyone takes a drink except Lily, cause ya know, she just had a baby* *James realizes she can’t drink and spits it out into the flowers the boys brought*
Lily: im so happy! i could kiss you!
James: i cant believe i said neat
James: nobody says neat anymore! its the 21st century, its not neat to say neat! but i said it anyway because im a huge loser!
Sirius: dont beat yourself up, everyone gets nervous sometimes
Sirius: remember when remus confessed to me?
James: didnt you thank him?
Sirius: … i thanked him
James : I have no idea how I’m gonna pass this herbology exam
Sirius: It’s fine just cheat.
Sirius: God understands plants weren’t this complicated when he made them.
Lily: *bringing champagne in bed*
James: Oh my gosh! Is this what marriage is?
Lily: Nope. This is just leftover from the picnic yesterday and I didn’t want to waste it.
James: *clinking glasses* Hmm, could’ve lied.
Sirius: [trying on a thong]
James: [looking at him] ohhooo someone’s flossing [winking]
James: [hosting quidditch practice] now something this long can be difficult to maneuver
Sirius: ..Fortunately I have some experience in that
The Marauders by the lake. Used a different program for this one.
Sirius was at home for the break and was writing a letter to James.
Regulus, that git, had been breathing over his shoulder for over an hour in case he ran off again.
Deer James, he began. Suddenly his brother leaned down.
“I don’t know what you’ve been learning but I’m sure it’s ‘dear’,” he said coolly.
“No it isn’t,” Sirius snapped.
My brother’s being a pompous arse…
“I’m going to kill you,” muttered Regulaus.
My brother’s being a pompous arse who apparently plans to murder me. If I don’t see you again, please release the images I sent you to his beloved girlfriend…
Regulus turned white and began to sputter to which Sirius mischievously flicked his wand and caused his darling brother to shut up.
Remus: this week sucks
Sirius: it’s Monday
Remus: yeah but if you think about it, it’s been less than 15% of the week so far and that’s exhausting
James: I will never understand how your brain works