marauders incorrect quotes pt 191
Remus, proudly: I slept.
James: Is that so much of a rare thing that you have to say it?
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being a marauders fan is such a crazy experience cuz tell me why we're all going feral over the eclips because of two fictional characters 😭
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james: sirius would throw himself from the gryffindor tower for you
remus: you and sirius would throw yourselves from the gryffindor tower for fun
james:
remus: stop thinking about it, not happening.
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James: go to sleep, its been three days, Rem
Remus: and I haven't finished this book series yet.
James: it'll still be here in the morning, go. to. sleep.
Remus, continuing to read: No.
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Hot Take that’s not actually a Hot Take:
Sirius and James had that type of friendship where everything they say either starts or ends with ‘bro’.
James and Remus had that type of friendship where they like graphically flirt with each other and nobody can tell wether they’re together or not.
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the bond between a girl and their favorite fictional man is both an unstoppable force and an immovable object
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“english isn’t my first langua—“ say no more.
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the bitches traumatized by saltburn would never survive the fics in my ao3 history
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18+ mdni
Me: “fuck, I need his cock”
Him: *is literally just words on tumblr*
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i don't WANT to read smut right now
i WANT to read a passionate, poetic, jaw dropping, tears streaking down my face, heart wrenching, giggle inducing, feet kicking, cringy yet amazing, gorgeous story written by someone who apologizes for english not being their first language(they're the best writers ever) which has 4 chapters and then makes me scream because it hasnt been updated in months and the author is mia
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marauders incorrect quotes pt 209
James: Am I right, Remus?
Remus: I’m almost certain you’re not, but to be fair, I wasn’t listening.
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My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.
Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:
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voldemort had luck he killed James Potter first because if any other person had died before him, James would've moved heaven and earth to avenge them because James was like that and would've never accepted one of his friend, part of his family died before him.
James was the sun; he was the heart.
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me, reading my own incomplete writing : *gasp* and then what happened?
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pov: you’re harry being born to a bunch of 21 year olds
their thoughts and doodles below the cut <3
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Growing up I always hoped I’d be as cheerful as James, as smart as Remus and as confident as Sirius.
I ended up with the mental health of Regulus Black.
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