marauders era as non-clickbait clickbait titles:
James: SEDUCING MY BEST FRIEND’S BROTHER (HE WAS PISSED!!!)
Remus: TURNING INTO A WEREWOLF (MY FAMILY HATES ME NOW???)
Sirius: GETTING FRAMED FOR MURDER (NOT CLICKBAIT!)
Peter: BETRAYING MY FRIENDS (AND TURNING INTO A RAT??!!)
Lily: I SACRIFICE MYSELF FOR MY SON (FEAT. VOLDEMORT?!?!?)
Snape: MY BULLY STOLE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE (THEYRE PREGNANT???)
Regulus: BECOMING A DEATHEATER AT 16 (AND SACRIFICING MYSELF???)
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James "does she know how proud I am she was created" Potter and Sirius "with the courage to unlearn all of their hatred" Black
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the inability to read any book with four main male best friend characters because it makes me think about the marauders and instead of focusing on the plot, i'm trying to figure out which character is james, sirius, remus, and peter.
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Andrew Tate: what colours you're bugatti ?
James Potter: I've got a whattie ?
Sirius Black: where is the bug ?
Remus Lupin : You talking about the car ?
Peter Pettigrew : Ooo you've got biscotti cookies.
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Happy Birthday to one of the man I love the most ♡♡♡
My light my love ♡
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*sirius and james having a discussion in the afterlife*
james: he named his kid albus severus, ALBUS FUCKING SEVERUS!!
sirius: you’re kidding.
james: i’m dead serious.
sirius: no���i’m dead sirius, you’re dead james.
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Remus: James… why do you have bite marks on your arms?
James: *sweating nervously* OH- oh, Urm I was babysitting my little cousin and- and he bites. haha.
Remus: *raises one eyebrow*
Sirius: *sympathetic* That sucks mate. Reggie was a fucking biter too- reckon I’ve still got scars from the little shit.
James: *quietly squeaks*
Remus: *raises the other eyebrow*
James: … I’ve got to go *absolutely bolts*
Sirius: what was that about?
Remus: *sighs* It would appear that you and James have the same cousin.
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remus: men have prostates in their ass for a reason.
sirius: you used to be shy, now you’re a whore.
remus: character development.
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“the marauders got the teenage years the golden trio couldn’t and the golden trio got the adulthood the marauders couldn’t get”
STFU😭😭😭😭
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Regulus: "Your eyes are red. Are you high again?"
Barty, imitating Regulus: "ArE yOu HiGH AGaIN?"
Barty: "No, bitch. I've been crying.
Regulus:
Regulus: "Oh."
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