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tblpress · 1 year
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jimmyspades · 14 days
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transsexualjoanofarc · 8 months
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that one picture of james spader at the crash press conference where hes serving absolutely lethal amounts of cunt
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alyblacklist · 10 months
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“I was very, very glad we were able to end it exactly the way we wanted to end it. It was deliberate and we weren’t taken by surprise in terms of when the ending was going to come,” he tells The Associated Press. “You’ll see that the ending has conviction and we commit to it.”
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myveryownfanfiction · 2 years
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Requested by: @icehooligan
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Hi there! I think this might be a little weird request, but I hope it will turn out to be something useful or worth to write! I don't have a specific character in mind, but definitely James Spader, if you feel like it could suit one of his characters you also write for, totally feel free to go with it. I was thinking about a rather comforting story where y/n is going through a hard burnout and feels kind of hopeless and unmotivated. Thank you forward for your answer!
18+ MINORS AND THOSE WITHOUT AGE IN BIO DNI
YOU WILL BE BLOCKED
AN: hope you are feeling a bit better and this story helps! My inbox is always open for Spader. Hope this is good as I’m dealing with my own burnout with writing at the moment.
warnings: burnout, lack of motivation, Steff smoking weed and trying to get reader to as well
I let out a groan as I fell onto the couch in the living room. I could hear soft footsteps padding into the room from the office. There was a soft ‘hmm’ from above me.
“Rough day?” I groaned and Steff chuckled. “Alright. Worse than that. What’s wrong?” I felt my legs get picked up and then put into his lap as Steff sat down.
“I feel burned out. Like no matter what I do, what decision I make, no ideas come to me.” I groaned out into the couch cushions. “There’s a deadline for a new project. It’s next week. Everyone has to bring something to the table. But I have nothing to contribute.” I rolled over finally and looked at Steff. He was slowly drawing circles on my thigh.
“You won’t like my suggestion.” I narrowed my eyes at him. “Either one of them.” I draped an arm over my eyes and waved a hand to let him know he could continue. “First, and this is the adult one, use something that you had before that never went through. It’s not giving up and it will allow you something to present.” I peeked at him from over my arm.
“second?” I asked, eye brow raised.
“Oh you know the second.” He smirked at me before laying over me to press a kiss to my lips. I shoved him off me.
“Steff! Get off!” He laughed as he sat up and pulled me with him.
“That’s another option.” I shoved his shoulder again before leaning forward and pressing my face into his neck.
“No Steff.” His hand made its way to my shoulder and gently worked at the tense muscles. “Now be serious. What’s your other suggestion?” Steff pressed a kiss to my temple and stood up, maneuvering me so he could carry me bridal style into his office. He set me down in his chair before walking over to the small box sitting on the book shelf.
“We could always get lit.” He turned around with a white piece of paper and a small baggie in his hand. I shook my head.
“Steff, we’ve talked about this. I can’t. If they ask me to take a drug test and I fail, they can fire me. No questions asked.” Steff pouted.
“hey I’m trying to help you here.” He pointed out, setting the material on the desk and starting to roll his own joint. “If you don’t want to fine. But I’m going to. And then, maybe just maybe I’ll have a better suggestion for you.” Steff raised an eyebrow, waiting for me to make a decision.
“I can’t. Go ahead though. I’m going to take a nap.” I rubbed my eyes as I got up and made my way to our bedroom. I could hear Steff let out a sigh of relief as he took his first drag. It wasn’t long before I dropped of. I was woken up a few hours later by the bed dipping. A gentle kiss was pressed to my cheek as I got wrapped up in Steff’s arms.
“You awake?” I shifted in his arms so we were face to face. “Ah. You are.” A kiss was pressed to my nose. “I’m sorry for earlier. I know we have that conversation every time. It’s the only way I know to deal with it. I’m working on it.” I nodded as I ran a hand through Steff’s hair. His eyes closed as I gently tugged through some knots that had formed at the ends. “Tell me what I can do to help. I’ll do it. Just tell me what it is you need.”
“I don’t know.” I sighed out as I tucked my head under his chin. “That’s part of the problem. If I know what was causing this, I’d try to stop it already.” I felt Steff kiss the top of my head.
“It’s alright. You’ll figure something out. And if you don’t, I’ll come up with something. We’re in this together right?” I nodded as I tightened my grip on him.
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xoxo-bunnydumpling · 2 years
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Can't take Eli anywhere. I know I've told you all how sweet he is and yeah, he is...BUT he is also bitchy and has a smart mouth.
Case in point: we were called to the front desk of the hotel this afternoon for an issue with our room. Since we did not report an issue we knew it might be some bullshit. So we get to the desk, the three of us, and the lady at the desk looks at Eli and says "three occupants in a king room?"
"Yes, ma'am?" (Starts out polite as usual)
She looks at me, and then at Moses, and then back to Eli and makes...the face. THEE face. I can't describe it but I guarantee you've all seen it.
"You NEED another bed." I, frankly, do not like her tone but I'm just a woman so she's not talking to me. Welcome to the south, y'all.
"I assure you, we do not need another bed. The one we have is fine, thank you."
She leans forward and sounds very irritated.
"With a triple occupancy..."
Eli is done now. He's not really rude, but his tone is very cool, and every time he takes that tone with someone I always think of James Spader. You could still like him if he talked to you this way. "Are we not permitted to know each other biblically here? Is it because tomorrow is the Lord's day?"
"Well..." I see the lighbulb flick on in her brain, and this is the point where *I* would say party on, you delightful little freaks...but she decides to double down. "We would normally..."
"If it pleases you to add another bed, by all means. I'm sure none of us are strangers to bedhopping at this point in our lives."
I want to tell him to leave it but I'm turned into Moses, face pressed into his chest so I don't laugh at this lady and further embarrass her. He's halfway covering his mouth with one hand and patting my back with the other. "Why is he like this? Why do I like it?"
We don't end up being forced to have another bed and when I collect myself and look up, Eli's leaving $20 in the tip jar on the desk. "You'll get to keep this, right?"
"It's for the housekeepers, actually."
He hands her another, directly.
"Thank you for all your help, miss. We'll try to keep it down."
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tblpress · 2 years
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jimmyspades · 2 months
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His shirt unbuttoned just enough to see his belly oh my gd. oh my gd
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annacase · 2 years
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allurared · 2 years
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so i was watching the cannes press conference and both in it and on a letterboxd review I've seen crash described as "sexual but not sensual" and "cold and detached", which is very interesting to me since one of the things that really drew me to the movie was how passionately and intensely the uh, feels weird to call it body horror, but the fractures and the accidents are framed, and it made me wonder how much my view of "old" movies is colored by my Modern Audiences brain
like, we have useless discourse every other month about whether or not sex should be in media, articles about the problems of "hookup culture" pop out constantly even though our generation DEMONSTRABLY doesn't do it that much, or we complain that marvel beefcakes are "hot" but not sexy. remember when everyone went insane over that... honestly pretty tame interaction between oscar isaac and jessica chastain?
then we have this movie from the Detached 90s that for me feels very intense to me, a Zoomer, more than much of the romance that comes out today, because besides sex there's a fundamental lack of intimacy in most if not all mainstream products today, and SO MUCH humor now is based on being -touch starved- and to -yearn- and to -long- and related to a fundamental feeling of isolation and loneliness and i don't know if i have a point i just think it's intriguing
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alyblacklist · 5 years
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What I think you are like based on the bachelor you married in Stardew Valley
Alex: you’re convinced that there are entirely too many types of pasta, it’s just redundant, come on, three hundred and fifty with new ones invented every year? Not to mention there’s too many fillings for tortellini, and spinach just doesn’t belong in dumplings that are boiled, what is this, and why is there one that has both spinach AND truffle, and also people posting carbonara recipes must always specify that the pasta base should be eggless, because there is plenty of egg yolk in the sauce and eggs in the dough make the dish too heavy. 
Elliott: you think that it’s frustrating how they cancelled ‘My Name Is Earl’, it should have been given five seasons instead of four to complete the arc, and the way it ended on a cliffhanger was simply unforgivable, but the main reason is, there’s just not enough smart and wholesome and a little idiotic but in a good way sitcoms on TV anymore, at least ones that aren’t mockumentaries, also it’s such a shame how ‘Boston Legal’ was cancelled, too, and ‘The Blacklist’ wasn’t, James Spader is just wasted in this last one. And Sense8?! Yikes! And oh dear, all of the space sci fi shows? Tragic that they are all basically doomed from the very beginning.
Harvey: sure, you absolutely did follow your friend’s advice to drink more water, because it helps keep your skin clear, and with other things, too, and you thanked them after, but you were horrified by the amount of peeing that you now need to endure, you’ve turned into a lavatory animal with zoomies, running there and back again five hundred times a day and making savage sounds, but of course you’re not gonna tell your friend, however you suspect they feel the same way, judging by the amount of hydro memes they send you, although those are still funny.
Sam: you think that the war on drugs was a mistake, a waste of resources and time and money, and is absolutely not the way to go, people need to be helped and not punished, there should be more special establishments to help addicts, and decriminalization is the first step, too, also you don’t understand this flaming hate some people have for raisins, it’s not like they’re poison, and it’s not like anyone is shoving raisins down anyone’s throats, also, honestly, oatmeal with milk and raisins is not that bad, some children really like it. 
Sebastian: so during the covidiot protests in Stuttgart when one of those well off men who isn’t struggling financially, but refuses to wear a mask, or get vaccinated, or shave, or take off his fedora, was holding a sign that says, “No Fascism! No Dictatorship! Freedom of Press!” you would have really, really liked it, just once, if Merkel appeared out of thin air in one of her monochrome suits right in front of him and told him, “Yeah, sure, done, what else? You want a fresh piping hot flammkuchen, to maintain your last brain cell? ‘cause here it is, homemade by Steinmeier, eat up.” 
Shane: you are convinced that Butt Is Legs, and you will die on this hill. 
(yes, this is nothing but a parody did I say parody I meant satire and yes, have a good day)
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