#james txt

[tacticalhimbo]

fave comments from hbomberguy's newest video

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2024 EDIT: SIGHHHH...

since this is my most popular post here. regrettably. i'm amending the original and making it worth something.

that is why i am reminding you all:

don't watch this. don't watch his comeback don't give this asshole the attention he craves. he's a racist. he's a transphobe. he's a misogynist.

he is not worth the time, nor the effort. nothing he says is genuine. he lost all credibility, has stolen so much from so many people, and i doubt he would ever genuinely put the work in to rebuild it.

instead, check out the work of queer video essayists who actually care about their craft and/or have been ripped off by somerton:

or check out the work of jes tom, one of several prominent individuals that somerton has stolen work from:

and the work of gita jackson, who has made an atricle about what little options the creators somerton profited off of had (and likely continue to have):

also just... remember that while we have the privilege to have our laughs about something like this, many don't.

make sure that you aren't writing off this, or the ongoing predstrogen situation here on tumblr, or any similar situations, as something light-hearted. as something entertaining. respect the spaces of those involved in any "social media controversy", especially if they are part of a marginalized group.

their safety is more important than our entertainment ♡

#txt #pic #hbomberguy #james somerton

[evilsystem]

being immortal and having DID must be crazy. yeah our boy Carlos hasn't fronted in 300 years and just woke up to the sound of Uptown Funk and started screaming

#james speaking #txt #did system #system #actually did #did osdd #sysblr #system stuff #system things #did #didosdd #osdd #actually osdd #osdd 1b #osdd system #osddid #osdd alter #osdd community #osdd 1a #polyfrag did #hc did #did memes #did alter #did community

[eternal-confusion-of-han]

people still wonder why there is so much malpractice in malpractice md which first of all hilarious second of all put yourself in house's shoes

whenever he does his job somewhat malpracticionless it's like fine blood in urine we get it but as soon as he goes if saw patient in half then no kidney faily he is immediately fucking hounded by the two most beautiful people in the hospital

cuddy and wilson frothing at the mouth begging him not to saw the patient in half and house is just twirling his thin ass hair around his bony finger going I dunno maybe but only if you yell at me some more babe I'd be infecting everyone with malaria if that meant cuddy could walk sternly at me

#house md #hilson #huddy #lisa cuddy #what we did to deserve her but why does she fall for such loser men???? go to a lesbian bar get treated right for gods sake #hate crimes md #james wilson #txt #mine field

[starwikia]

if anyone thinks i’m being too mean you need to realize that this is the situation we’re dealing with. all you need is the music. we are like borderline dark comedy

#james somerton #this genuinely feels like a sunny in phili skit where the gang fakes committing to avoid their 100k grift #like cmon guys. you can’t be nice to him. #this is like genuine con man shit #like this is smth a script writer would throw out because it’s absurd #🌙.txt

[mobydyke]

joining the war on piracy on the side of piracy

#me in the digital age but also #james flint #ace txt

[unized-3]

gotta say, wilbur being exposed as an abuser was not on my 2024 bingo card but y'know what i'll take the free excuse to promote james marriott as the better alternative

#wilbur soot #wilbur situation #james marriott #shelby shubble #shubble #more seriously though i rly hope shelby's doing ok #mcyt #txt

[wexpyke]

i don’t think anything a celebrity ever says about fan fiction that was written about them and a co-worker/friend will beat what james acaster said wrt fan fiction about himself and ed gamble last night, to ed gamble (and a theatre full of people), which was (and i’m paraphrasing a little here), “of course you like them, you’re always the dom”.

he also told us about one where “i crawl into ed’s flat, on all fours, crying, because he hasn’t fucked me in the arse yet today”

#ed was completely losing it during this bit ofc #james acaster #ed gamble #off menu podcast #.txt

[hugeegosorry]

what am i doing part seventeen apparently? Jesus

#i found this txt post in my drafts and immediately remembered its purpose #in da house #james wilson #lisa cuddy #spreading my wuddy agenda #house md #incorrect quotes #house md text posts #textposts #text post meme #wuddy #? #eh idc it counts #meme #what am i doing

[empydoc]

little things (headcanons) i think some of the boys do with a twist! they get angstier as you go!

this one's kinda long, but sfw ~

david, when surrounded by lots of people, will beeline for angel. crowds/meetings/etc, it doesn't matter. he's going to them.

honey likes to wash guy's hair in the shower, even after he makes several dirty shower jokes, because he goes quiet and enjoys it a lot more than they know he'd admit when they touch his hair.

elliott, when sitting beside sunshine, will squeeze their hand every so often. he always gets a squeeze back. the two always giggle to themselves when this happens.

asher has a lot of scars on his hands, whether that's from reckless behaviour or whatever else. babe used to avoid touching them, not knowing if he'd like it or not, but once they unintentionally ran their finger over the uneven skin and found it pretty theraputic to do. he's noticed they've started doing this a lot now, and likes it a whole lot.

as much as his spouse continues to tell him he doesn't have to, james loves to get them flowers. doesn't matter the day, the current season, or the holiday- if he's home late or feels like it, he's getting flowers.

sam subtly checks that darlin has enough food to the last the week, every week, just in case. they've been doing better at making sure they have enough for themselves, and he trusts them well, but it's become habit at this point.

in public places, avior holds onto starlight's arm or hand, making sure he's touching them or able to see them. he doesn't want to lose them again.

blake doesn't enjoy looking at himself in the mirror unless bestie is also seen in the reflection.

every so often gavin finds himself tracing over freelancer's features again and again, not wanting to forget them. they let him do this as much as he wants, always noticing a forlorn expression on him when he does.

vega's expression would always soften when he looked at warden. they noticed it the closer it got to his end. sometimes, it almost looked like he wanted to cradle their face, but they don't know that for sure. they couldn't ask him now even if they wanted to.

#wanted to play around with colours and gradients #anyway #yeah #i dont write angst too much but yk #it's a necessity sometimes #redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted asmr #omg i didnt write hush #criminal #redacted david #redacted guy #redacted avior #redacted sam #redacted elliott #redacted vega #redacted gavin #redacted blake #redacted james #redacted asher #redacted headcanon #redacted headcanons #headcanons #empyconcept #📼.txt

[hecubus]

trend alert! gay middle-aged men holding hands while one of them is on the brink of death!

#SPOILERS #bbc ghosts spoilers #ofmd s2 spoilers #ofmd spoilers #our flag means death spoilers #redlever #bbc ghosts #our flag means death #txt #JAMES HIS NAME IS JAMES I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

[carciinogen]

Sleepy TMA Headcannons (Because I'm Sleepy)

Martin: He snores, mumbles, AND drools. John doesn't really mind, but has occasionally woken up to a quiet "john hi hello..mm I love youuu" or a distraught "NOOoo don't you take my sandwhich..."

John: Sleeps with his eyes open. Along with this, he has the tendency to mumble out coherent sentences. Some of these have been: "have a seat", "what did you say your name was?", or: "this is great, but unfortunately, I appear to be asleep" (Martin ended up putting that one on a magnet).

Sasha: Punches and kicks in her sleep. After hearing this, Tim would always ask "Punch yourself awake again, huh?" whenever she came in tired.

Tim: Cries in his sleep. Along with that, he has been known to sleepwalk. Once, he woke up to find an entire omelette sitting in front of him. He doesn't know where it came from, and he's still haunted by that.

Daisy: She doesn't like to admit this, but she'll frequently wake up from dreams in which she's chasing someone to find she had been running in her sleep. This also has the added bonus of launching everything off her bed.

Basira: Cannot stay still. She must rotate every thirty minutes, much like a turkey. Maybe that's just because she likes to sleep on the floor, though.

Melanie: MUST fall asleep to music. That, or some variety of nature white noise. She also frequently rolls off her bed.

Elias: Sleeps like a log. Nothing could wake that man up, not even an actual flood. That did happen once, and yep, you guessed it: He somehow slept through it.

#.txt #the magnus archives #tma #tma headcanons #tma hc #martin blackwood #johnathan sims #sasha james #tim stoker #daisy tonner #basira hussain #melanie king #elias bouchard

[evilsystem]

when you consume an entire piece of media (a series, movie, book, game etc.) without splitting an introject from it

#james speaking #introject #splitroject #fictive #actually did #did osdd #did system #system #sysblr #system stuff #system things #fictive heavy system #introject heavy system #polyfrag #polyfrag system #polyfragmented #actually polyfrag #polyfrag did #txt

[srkgirlblogger]

the living end (1992) // totally fucked up (1993)

#.txt #my screencaps #gregg araki #totally fucked up #the living end #james duval #mike dytri #james duvall

[transsexualism]

#came to me in a dream #the terror #james fitzjames #.txt

[mobydyke]

#black sails #james flint #black sails crack #acememes #ace txt

[jegulily-stuff]

Very important Reg headcanon is that he's not effortlessly smart. He can't ace his classes without studying or get Os with the bare mininum of reading. Sirius can, Sirius does. Reg can't stand to do worse than him, is desperate to not disappoint his parents and himself by doing worse than him. So he studies all the time every day of his life so he can get perfect grades. And they are perfect and people at school think he's smart and he's read every book he can find but it also takes all his time and energy.

Sirius is entirely unbothered about whatever 'competition' there is. Their parents aren't even happy about it bc Reg has to work so hard to be any good, whereas Sirius never had to. He might get more Os in the end, but no one he wanted to impress is impressed and he should've just done something fun instead. He never learns that lesson though, just keeps going.

#james is also in the sirius camp of understanding everything easily #if you want to put more resentment/competition into regs relationship w him #regulus black #sirius black #jegulus #txt post