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suzukiblu · 2 days
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WIP excerpt for Jan; the Gotham Kid.
“Alright,” Pete says, then drops back down to the floor, rolls his shoulders back, and cracks his neck. “Mike, Lou, you’re going left. Vito, you’re on the right. Don’t worry about covering me. Kid–what the fuck’s your name, kid?” 
K-i-d, Kid signs. Pete gives him a dry look. 
“Very funny,” he says. “Alright, fine. ‘Kid’ it is. Kid, get your ass out there as soon as you see an opening and don’t get killed before you do something useful about it.” 
yes, sir, Kid signs instead of bothering to waste time explaining it actually is his name, or at least the closest thing to one he’s got, and Pete snorts. 
“Uh, boss–” the guy Pete called “Mike” starts, sounding wary. Lou and Vito are already drawing guns, looking resigned. 
Kid finds out why about half a second later, because Pete throws open the bolt on the main doors and kicks them open into the faces of the bodies outside without another damn word before charging straight into them. 
Okay, then, Kid thinks. That’s . . . an approach, yeah. 
Admittedly, more planning was involved than Kid tends to use himself. But Pete probably isn’t bulletproof. 
Kid doesn’t have time to figure it out either way, since Lou and Vito are already out the doors too and Mike is running after them with a string of curses. 
“Kid, don’t be a–!” Candi starts to hiss warily. He doesn’t look back at her or anyone else in the building; just runs out too and slams the doors behind him. 
And flips the bolt back shut with his TTK, too. 
It is Clayface, apparently, because the bullet holes Pete just put in the lead guy’s face are full of clay, and so are the ones Lou and Vito put in the others’ chests. Mike yelps in alarm; Kid runs straight past him. If he gets shot, well–they won’t know the difference, as long as he hides any holes in his clothes. 
Worst case scenario, it’s not like they’re from around here. Nobody’s got any reason to care what they say. And a lot of people out there are bulletproof, anyway. Nothing about getting shot a couple times and not dying from it is identifying information that’d ever leave Crime Alley anyway. 
And Kid’s not even really bulletproof. He can just pretend to be. 
He’s always pretending, after all. 
“Jesus, boss!” Mike yells as Pete jams a taser into the clay-spattered mess of the guy in front of him’s face and fires it. All of the fake Falcones fall at once, thrashing and twitching, but only the first one screams. 
And then they all collapse into roiling, thrashing brown clay, and start rippling and crashing towards each other. Lou nearly gets knocked off his feet and Vito goes down with a sharp, bitten-off curse, hitting his back on the gravel and concrete. Pete jams his taser into the nearest massive lump of clay as it lunges past him and it splatters everywhere. 
Pete bares his teeth in a vicious, grim imitation of a grin, like an old habit he hasn’t quite shaken.
Superman’s memories tell Kid to expect something else from him, again, but that’s what he gets. 
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ladysantos · 11 days
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sugar n spice ✨
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arctixout · 20 days
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I love full band Joker Out interviews bc they're like
Bojan: knows things, but also cannot shut the fuck up and ends up oversharing so 50-99% of what he says is just straight up bs because plans change (we don't mind tho). Somehow looks pretty and is in every interview unless literally at death's door or super busy.
Kris: knows things and cannot shut the fuck up 2.0 but instead of lies he just says the darnest things that ig are true but.... Kris for fuck's sake. (we don't actually mind about this either). Also there to keep Bojan's bs at a reasonable level.
Nace: chimes in once in a while, always looks handsome, put together and interested, actively listening. 10/10 no notes.
Jure: just happy to look cute on camera and lounge at the side.
Jan: pondering his orb unless spoken to. Happy to give a 50 minute academic lecture during a 30min interview if asked the right question.
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fogo-mutavel · 3 months
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eu não quero mais morrer em nome do amor.
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madcat-world · 1 month
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Jan (2 of 2) - F3LC4T
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jokaarija · 8 months
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this had me DEAD jan i love you
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ljesak · 2 months
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haven't drawn my grizzly gal in so long,,,
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m-anarrr · 3 months
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suzukiblu · 2 hours
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Ko-fi thank-you sentences for Jan behind the cut; mistaken identities and interdimensional refugees. ( + non-chrono link for mobile users )
The hour goes pretty quick, either way, and Kon mostly keeps the kids distracted, and even a little bit entertained. He’s a performer at heart anyway, so he figures it’s his responsibility. 
If it's not, he's gonna make it his responsibility, at least for the next hour. 
A lot of people clear out of the camp in that hour in erratic fits and spurts, with alternate versions of their families or friends or just themselves, and Kon feels a little better about the idea of clearing out himself. He'll keep an ear on the camp until it's all cleared out, for sure, but at least he thinks it should be okay to leave it. 
Jon needs–somebody, yeah, before something happens. Something always happens, when you're wearing the “S”. 
Or you just find something that you have to happen to. Like, ethically speaking or whatever.
Kon figures he can keep an eye on Jon until either they all get home or this reality's Superman notices he's got an extra kid around. Assuming he's got a Jon here to recognize the heartbeat of, anyway. He probably does, if Kon's around and recognizable in the tabloids. Like, the timeline should be to that point, is all. And obviously Lois is gonna be a thing, so–yeah, he's gotta have a Jon by now. Maybe actually an older one than this one, come to think, but it's not like Clark wouldn't recognize his heartbeat anyway. Perfect recall and all, and he's had Jon's heartbeat memorized all his life. 
Kon's pretty sure Clark still doesn't know his, but . . . 
Never mind. Not important. Stupid thing to think about. 
To care about. 
Kon swallows. Keeps grinning for the kids, keeps coming up with new games for them to play, and waves goodbye to each one who gets collected by an aid worker and taken to whoever’s come to take care of them. 
He wonders, again, if Ma and Pa would've come for him, if . . . 
Stupid. Really, really stupid. 
He wouldn't bother them with something that stupid anyway. He's a superhero. And he can take care of himself. He always has, hasn't he? 
He'll take care of himself here too, even if . . . 
Even if . . . 
Kon tries not to think about . . . Kara. About Karen. Or “Paige”, or whatever she's going by now. 
If she's still alive to be going by it, anyway. 
If he isn't currently following in her footsteps, and won't ever see his reality again. Or her. Or . . . anyone he knows. 
People who look like them, sure. People who came from the same concept of a person as them. 
But not his own versions of them. 
Not the versions who he belongs to. 
He doesn't know what he'll do, if he can't get home this time. 
He doesn’t . . . 
He feels Rita approaching with his TTK–recognizes the shape of her body and the cut of her hair and the specific chip in the corner of her clipboard–and glances towards her, and is mildly surprised by who she’s with. It’s someone he definitely recognizes, but it’s not anyone he expected. At least not here and now, anyway. 
“Your ride’s here, sir!” Rita says, looking as relieved as every aid worker who’s come up with a local host for somebody. Well–understandably, he figures. 
“Hey, Rita. Hey, Alfie! No rest for the wicked, or just too many cooks in the kitchen again?” Kon greets with a grin, which is the easiest code phrase to use here that Tim gave him to start off with if he ever ran into an interdimensional Bat and the local Tim’s obviously gotta be the one who sent him, and Jon grabs onto his sleeve and blurts: “It’s dark this morning!” 
Okay, Kon doesn’t recognize that one, but it’s definitely a Bat-phrase too. Jon was not particularly smooth about making it smooth, for one thing. 
Alfred–impeccable as always in the full buttling uniform that Kon has maybe only seen him out of twice, and both of those times were blood-drenched emergency situations–smiles at them both without visibly reacting past that, though Kon hears his heartbeat spike in recognition. Since he was presumably expecting to see the pair of them, or at least him, Kon can only assume that’s code-phrase-related.
“Hello, Master Bruce,” Alfred says, smooth and pleasant, and Kon . . . blinks. “Please allow me to escort you and your young charge to the manor.” 
Wait.
What? 
“Uh,” Kon says slowly. “O . . . kay? Uh–thanks, Alfie.” 
“Of course, sir,” Alfred says, and his pleasant smile turns just a little less polite and a little more sincere. “Interdimensionally displaced or not, we’d hate to leave you out in the cold. No matter what time of night it is.” 
Well, “out in the cold” is what Tim told him to look for in response to “no rest for the wicked”, and he’s betting the “time of night” comment is meant for Jon from the way the kid perked up at hearing it, so . . . yeah, alright then. This is apparently just what’s happening now. 
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ladysantos · 4 months
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sunny day 🌻💛
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arctixout · 21 days
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Another Joker Out as text posts
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The Edukators (2004) Daniel Brühl as Jan
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jokaarija · 9 months
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x they really said “we’re gonna deliver the fruitiest performance in this church” and oh boy they did
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fogo-mutavel · 1 year
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alguns sentimentos morrem em silêncio; é estranho calar algo que outrora era tão barulhento.
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wh0s-vesper · 5 months
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Head canons on each Gwendoline Christie Characters
(NSFW AND SFW)
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Captain Phasma
- She’s a lover(sometimes.) Since the girls a captain, she’ll have barely time to ever do anything romantic with you.
- If she gets the chance, she’ll eat you out. As in ‘eat you out’ like there’s no tomorrow. So be prepared to get overstimulated, cuz your girl is going to get pussy drunk.
-Phasma’s a hard dom, convince me otherwise.
-Phasma would love you, totally. But when she does, it’s not like ‘pda’ kind of love. She’ll much rather write letters in her holopad on how she appreciates your existence.
-You can’t tell me that Phasma doesn’t have master/daddy kink. I MEAN LOOK AT HER.
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Lady Jane Murdstone
OUR GIRL DOESNT GET ENOUGH CREDIT, SHE DID AMAZING IN THE TEN MINUTES SHE GOT ON SCREEN.
-Missma’am would devour your cunt. She’ll get power drunk, pussy drunk, probably drunk herself.
-Mistress kink, obviously.
-Woman likes to tease you occasionally, depends on her mood of the day. If she does tease you, Jane would subtly touch your waist and squeeze it, surprising you.
-I’m guessing that she has knife play or likes it rough, cuz for the love of god, Jane can’t go by a day without hitting, destructing, or destroying something.
-Her hands are highly skilled. At anything, from sewing to fucking your cunt, she is a master(or mistress) at the skill. And at times, she’ll even brag about it.
-Janes LOADED. Jewels, designer dresses, the works. She’ll spend at least a few hundred dollars on you(maybe a thousand even) on one shopping trip.
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Jan Stevens
-This is going to be ironic(and debatable ig) but Jan doesn’t like food a lot, especially in her bed. The most she could do/want/tolerate is wine and like a charcuterie board in bed.
-Role playing, girl wants to be someone else for a bit. Being Jan Stevens is hard yk.
-Hugs, cuddles, kisses, the works. She loves it when you do that, especially the thing where you kiss her neck cuz she’s too tall for you to kiss on the lips.
-Honestly, she’s a switch. She’s giving mommy/mistress energy, but at the same time our girl needs a break from being the leader so bratty/needy bottom Jan it is.
-The needy move. OML, I can’t tell you enough on how she’ll act needy(borderline bratty) just for you to end up in bed.
-Jan is a freak in bed. If she’s a freak at her job, she’ll bring that energy to the bed. (In a good way, obv)
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Larissa Weems
-Woman is afraid of germs. Or in other words a germaphobe. I mean, the gloves, the way she’s always kept to herself. It explains somewhat a part of her personality.
-Larissa is rich. Like rich, rich. I’m guessing that she was an only child and her parents died, leaving her with the big-ass fortune.
-Speaking of rich, Larissa is very stingy about her money, only spending it on her lover. So when you eye a necklace or bracelet, she’ll by ten.
- Mirror sex kink. I mean a mirror as her ceiling? It’s gotta count for something. Also adds a bit of spice to her sex life.
-Girls a cuddler. She loves a hug or two just to simply know that someone’s cares for her. Every once in a while she’ll ask or you’ll just simply give it to her.
-Larissa likes PDA, but to a certain level. She’s not like a full on make out session anywhere, but more like a few kisses here or there throughout the day.
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Brienne of Tarth
-Gentle giant. Brienne will act all mean and tough, but the moment she goes home and you greet her. The facade basically melts away.
-Okay, this will be debatable, but she’s a switch. At times Brienne will be a hard dom if she comes home from a rough day, or a soft dom when she wants a bit of sensual warmth. On the other hand, she’s a bottom, literally what she wants is to be loved and cared for.
-Briennes protective. It’s sort of her nature, but to her lover, it’s on a whole new level
-She loves all cuddles, every physical touch/interaction that you have with her, Brienne cherishes it. Bed cuddles, bath cuddles, morning cuddles, you name it. Also I think Brienne will sometimes switch to small spoon when she has a rough day, but otherwise she’s a big spoon.
- Woman will teach you on how to defend yourself, but never actually let you touch or use the weapons. Brienne wants to do the protecting since she thinks that only a knight could do that.(ofc she would only say that to her lover)
-Brienne doesn’t like quickies, she prefers to take her time with you. But if you seem to really want it, then she’ll do it.
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