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#jan 2018
lin-archive · 6 months
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kingwilliamv · 4 months
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Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, President, during his visit to The Royal Marsden Hospital in London. — 10 January 2018
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imaliveimaliveimalive · 9 months
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okay so ive really really enjoyed your nsfw-alphabets for lords of chaos, and i was wondering if you could write one for hellhammer (the one who was played by Anthony De La Torre)? its completely okay if you wouldnt like to, considering he didnt have much screen time but it would be super cool if you did!
have a good day/night! ☆
Hello my dear @bvg-w1res first of all I'm glad you liked my nsfw-alphabets for the other characters it was fun and a little challenge to write for all of them. Also Hellhammer because like you said he has not really much screen time but I did my best. Also thank you very much for this request and I hope you like it ans everybody else too. Have fun reading :)
ps : have a good day/night too
NSFW - Alphabet - Hellhammer
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warning : +18, minors don't interact, it's getting steamy under the cut
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Disclaimer : I don't want to glorify anything, it's about the actors who play a role, not the real events.
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A = Aftercare (how they are after sex).
°Hellhammer or Jan as he is usually only called by you when you are together is an angel when it comes to aftercare. No matter how long you slept together he will at least always tell you how good you were.
°He loves to pamper you afterwards, it's important to him not only to make it clear that you are his pretty girl but also to show you his softer side. He loves to praise you, to clean you and him and to fetch little snacks if you are hungry. He will love to take care of you.
°,,My beautiful girl".
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B = Bodypart (his favourite part of you and them)
°He loves his hands because as Mayhem's drummer he is one of the best and most dexterous. And not only he knows that. No matter if it's just foreplay or directly during sex his hands are always on your body. Whether it's massaging your breasts and watching with relish what happens when he lightly pinches your nipples. Or on your buttocks to press them lightly. But also to run through your hair, not least when you give him a blow job and he can direct you that way. Instead of the silver tongue he has the silver hands.
°He loves everything about you, you are his pretty girl. But most of all he loves two things about you. Your breasts are just the perfect shape and size for him, they fit perfectly in his hands and he loves to watch them almost fascinated during sex. It doesn't matter if you wear a bra or not, they were just perfect. He also loves your thighs, especially when you are wearing knee socks, pantyhose, tight pants or a short skirt. Whatever it is, he just loves to touch the soft skin, kiss it, bite it lightly and just touch it, especially when he palms himself between yours.
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C= Cum (anything to do with cum)
°He loves to cum on your breasts especially when you suck him and he can watch his cum moving over your breasts and dripping on your belly and thighs. It's one of the most erotic things he's ever seen.
°He also likes to come inside you and watch his cum run out of you. Only to either stuff it back inside you to watch it come out again. Or when you come to take it in with his fingers and lick it off and taste it.
°,,Sweetie you are addictive".
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D = Dirty Secret (self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
°Something he wants to try during a concert or a fuller band rehearsal. That you should ride his thigh, follow the rhythm of his drums and give in to the excitement. He wants to see you fall apart on his lap. How you come when you hold on to him.
°Like some of the others, he would love to make a porno with you. Similar to the footage from the party video, but he's serious. As soon as he finds the right moment he'll suggest it to you and you'll go through with it, you'll have a whole collection of different genres (Hellhammer comes up with the great idea to rent out these videos in the record shop - a surprisingly good deal).
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E = Experience (how experienced are they? Do they know what they're doing?)
°He definitely has some experience, but it's more from his school days with some girl in the bathroom or behind the school. He was the good-looking outsider and has enough experience as far as that goes.
°But just because you've had a little experience here and there doesn't mean you're a sex god like Hellhammer. So the sex with him is good, more than that, but as far as teasing and all that is concerned, he still has a bit to learn. He was more just in and out and coming. Until the two of you got together and discovered the world of lust and eroticism. A more than just good journey.
°,,I am already learning new things, my love.
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F = Favourite position (without saying you know what it's about)
°69 position = A position he not only always wanted to try out and had watched in numerous porn movies. After you have reached the level of the relationship, it quickly becomes clear why he likes this position. Not only do you both orally pleasure each other, which is not only exciting for him, but being able to taste you like this is simply everything for him. Every time he is incredibly excited and can hardly wait until you finally end up in bed. He loves it too much, his hands on your hips and thighs, the warm soft skin and his tongue that he loves to use.
°,,Come on baby I want you".
°Ruler = An idea you had suggested and he was only too happy to comply, secretly wanting to try it out. Not only do you touch each other similarly to the 69 position, the fact that you are in control, set the pace and move your hips. When he can relinquish control and praise how good you are and just give himself to you instead of you to him. Something he can't get enough of when you take control.
°,,My ruler...I want you to take over".
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G = Goofy (are they more serious at the moment? are they funny? etc.)
°Even though sex isn't really serious for him, it's actually a stress reliever and just something to get off his chest, so to speak. Is it more serious with you after you've been together which is also because he has learned through you that it can be more than just the reasons mentioned.
°But just because he has learned to take sex more seriously, there will always be jokes or comments or touching. He is actually always giggling and laughing and he just can't help it. For him it is almost impossible
°,,Just one more joke promised".
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H = Hair (how shaved is it? Does the trunk match the apple? ect.)
°He doesn't shave his happy trail he likes it especially in the summer when he wears a crop top and you almost crack him up with your look as he calls it. But even otherwise he doesn't always shave, sometimes when he feels like it or sometimes not. If it bothers you, he would shave it, but he doesn't have to.
°His hair on his head is already quite dark, which is why his hair down there is almost black, so the trunk doesn't quite match the apple or the other way round, depending...
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I = Intimacy (how are they at the moment the romantic aspect)
°He is surprisingly romantic during foreplay as well as during sex and afterwards. In that respect he is definitely the sanest in the whole black circle.
°Whether he's telling you how good you are, cuddling you, massaging you, adoring you, kissing you or anything else. Hellhammer adores you, you are simply his special girl, his beautiful girl. And he will tell you that over and over again.
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J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)
°Often, especially when he comes back from band rehearsals and just needs to come down and you're not there, he passes the time himself. Mostly on his sofa or his bed. With several pictures of you, a piece of clothing or recorded videos it's just perfect.
°A thing you did once for his birthday. A strip tease for Jan where you made him touch yourself in a lovely way while you made him hard with your body and movements alone. A thing that will not only take place on his birthday.
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Kink = (one or more of the kinks)
°Mommy Kink = Maybe unexpected for both of you and for himself. In the middle of sex, his mind had been clouded with lust for too long, and it just came out of his mouth and he didn't really notice it. But when you teased him for it, it only excited him even more. Sometimes he called you ,,Mam" or ,,Mommy" as a nickname but it was always just a cute extra...at least that's what you both thought. Now it has become more of a little game of praise and dominance. Because he desperately wants your approval and you have to tell your handsome boy how good he is. While he admires and adores you at the same time.
°,,I'm going to do it good...Mommy-I-I promise really good".
°Power play = In connection with his mommy kink the thought and implementation of who will give in first. How far he can go with his teasing in the hope that you will be the first one on the bed. Or maybe it's you with words of praise, playing with one of his pretty locks of hair and saying "My good boy" that will get him on the bed faster than necessary, right? Every time it's finding out who's giving in, who's taking the lead, it excites him more than it should.
°,,You want to play, sweetie? Oh, believe me, we're just getting started."
°Hair pulling = No real kink but if you dominate him and touch him roughly whether on the arm, hand, leg, neck or even the hair he will become the submissive faster than his head realises. If you drag him by the hair onto the bed or wink at his knees, you will hear more than just whimpering and pleading from his lips.
°,,Please...harder...I'll be good".
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L = Location (favourite place to do it)
°His beloved couch in his flat. Not only was it incredibly expensive but also beautiful (in his opinion). So why not use it properly and not just to sit on it. From sitting, to cuddling and then to sex. That was the advantage as he had no flatmates he could make anything he wanted his sex place including his couch which became almost like a second bed.
°Everywhere. Really everywhere, it doesn't even have to be his flat. It didn't matter if it was the record shop, much to Euronymous' delight, or a back alley, someone's bathroom party. He didn't care, everywhere was perfect.
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M = Motivation (what turns them on)
°Clothing = Depending on what you were wearing, his range of emotions and feelings ranged from barely seen to a compliment to a drooling horny something that immediately gets on you. Especially when you're wearing something with cleavage and it's short. Then he presses himself almost demanding and yet submissive against you and wants to tear everything off your body immediately.
°,,You look...just so arousing beautiful"
°You at the drums = When he saw you sitting at his drums unnoticed, slightly lost in thought, running your fingers over the drumsticks and hitting the various drums with them. Not following any real melody but just playing in front of you. Did this trigger something in him that he thought was not possible. He wanted to stand behind you, lead you, take your hands in his and make a game out of it. A play. The teacher and his willing pupil. How he turned the swivel chair around and opened his belt. Knowing in your eyes what he wanted from you. Yep, that'll get him more than aroused.
°,,Fuck that's good"
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N = No (something they wouldn't do, dismissing)
°Boredom = What seems a little complicated at first is not. Hellhammer simply wants a certain challenge every time. A new position, a little more begging, a little more rebellion or simply a new approach. He is always on the lookout for something new and exciting. The main thing is that he doesn't get bored, because that would be death.
°Daddy kink = The opposite of his mommy kink. Whether it's you calling him that or him talking about himself that way. He doesn't quite know what it is but he either just thinks it's stupid and laughs about it or it's immediately something that turns him off and leaves him cold. It's just the way he is, he can't help it.
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O = Oral (preference whether giving or receiving, skill, ect.)
°He loves it when you give him oral he likes it even more than sex sometimes. Not only do you take him so well and are a god in his eyes when it comes to that. You also know exactly what to do. He loves to bury his hand in your hair, to set the pace, to move his hips slightly. Hearing your suppressed moans and pleas. Only to end up pulling you to your feet and kissing you not least to taste himself.
°,,Someone-ah should record how good you are at this. Like you were made for it.
°As far as your satisfaction is concerned, he is almost more hungry than Pelle and really wants to ask you for the best possible. He will go down on his knees as soon as you ask him to, his dark hair falling slightly into his face, a pleading submissive look reflected in his eyes. Drunk with anticipation and love, he kisses his way up your legs and ends up using more than just his tongue, that's for sure. He makes sure you have at least two orgasms. No matter how many you want, he'll give them to you. He wants to give them to you.
°,,You are so incredibly handsome-so beautiful, ma'am."
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P = Pace (are they fast and hard? slow and sensitive? etc.)
°He is in the middle between fast and slow. But it also depends a lot on his own arousal. How needy is he or you?
°But it doesn't matter if he is hard and fast or slow and sensitive. He's as good as ever at caring for you and finding the right balance in all four areas. After all, he wants to be rewarded with words.
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Q = Quickie (their opinion on quickies, how often etc)
°Quickies are my third first name according to Hellhammer. He loves quickies in the form of oral satisfaction especially when you get on your knees in front of him. It's easy and fast for him, brings him satisfaction. But even when you do it, of course he does it in return. He wants to ask himself every time how fast he can bring you to orgasm. How fast or how long it takes you to be caught by one of the coven. He wants to break his records
°If there's not enough time the solution is a quickie and as luck would have it you almost always don't have much time.
°Oh no, we still have fifteen minutes...sounds like a quickie to the other room. Don't you think?"
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R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)
°Before you got together he didn't really experiment. It was often just thoughts he had but never acted on. But with you, oh man, you have a lot to go through because, to be more precise, he has made a whole list of things he wants to try out with you.
°Trying something with new things also means taking a risk. Which is why he always loves to take risks, whether it's for him or for you. The main thing is that you have tried it out, because the proof of the pudding is in the eating.
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S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go? how long can they last?)
°He is not the man for the big one, which is not least due to his smoking, which he strictly denies. However, with him there are at least two rounds inside and the third if you are lucky but then you usually have to take over for which he is more than grateful.
°,,If two are not enough for my pretty girl...come here my tongue is always happy to satisfy you".
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T = Toys (do they have toys? do they use them? on their partner or themselves?)
°Drumsticks = Not necessarily a toy but just for foreplay and teasing he loves to use his drumsticks. You lying naked on the bed or relaxing? No problem, he simply lets the finely crafted spitezn wander over your body and lets your nipples become hard. Depending on what material the drumsticks are made of, you also let your tongue wander over them and he definitely has a camera with him. There was just created a new wixxvorlage that has burned into his brain.
°,,If you lick them like that again...fuck"
°Bandana = His bandana which he always carries with him is simply used for sex as a temporary restraint or gag. Also great as a blindfold when he wants to tease you with the drumsticks. Believe me, it works wonders. It's practical, soft and more than enough for the moment. And he always has it with him, which makes for a good quickie.
°,,I should have let you wear my clothes much earlier. Damn, you look hot, sweetie".
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U = Unfair (how they love to tease)
°Teasing is his middle name if you ask him. Egall where, when or how? He will as soon as he realises he needs you or just because. He'll start teasing you. A little touch with his hands on the straps of your bra down to your breasts. Knowing full well that the entire black coven is sitting at the table with you in the pinch. But he doesn't care, he's more interested in how you will react.
°,,A little challenge is fun, isn't it?"
°But if you tease him back or start it, it will either throw him off course because he is not quite prepared for it. Or he gets into it right away and gets aroused faster than he notices. At the latest, when you play with his hair and pull on it lightly, it's over and he's all yours.
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V = Volume (how loud are they, what sounds do they make, etc.)
°Hellhammer is not necessarily loud. It depends a little on the environment. If it's in your flat, it will reverberate off the walls. But if you are somewhere outside then he is quieter but still audible to the others. Well audible.
°When he does make noise, it is often praising words and jokes. But when you have him completely wrapped around your finger he is a begging something. He loves to beg you to satisfy him on his knees if he has to. He just wants to be good for you.
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W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)
°He wants to do a professional sex photoshoot with you. Not just the pictures from a disposable camera from Euronymous or a more than decent camera from his friends. No, he wants to go with you to a professional photographer and take the most erotic and dirty photos for his special album. And present them to Euronymous as album cover. Sex sells.
°He smokes no big deal himself but when you smoke a cigarette he is completely fascinated like a little boy. His gaze never leaves you and he watches you with perfect love. It's just so fascinating to watch you. You seem almost divine.
°,,Ma'm, you know how you have me".
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X = X-ray (let's look under the clothes)
°As already mentioned, he sometimes rasps his happy trail, but he also likes to let it get to him. The size 16cm/6,29921 is a triumph for him because he is a little bigger than Varg but otherwise normal. The width is not as wide as Faust's but it is still so wide that your fingers barely touch.
°But the wide grin on his lips increases when he catches you staring. You watch him as his fingers steal a little cream from Faust's birthday cake and disappear into his mud. This has to be commented on with a perverted comment. In summer he wears only pants and you don't seem to leave him. He feels like the king. Not least when he's in the shower and you just come to him.
°,,All this sexy stuff is just for you my love.
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Y = Yearning (how high is the sex drive?)
°On the high end for sure. He's not as needy as Varg in his weddings who felt fucked everything and everyone don't get me wrong.
°But at a party with maybe one or two beers he will look for his need faster than normal. Which is not surprising that you both disappear for a little while. Not that he could make it any more conspicuous with his broad grin.
°,,Sweetheart you look good...shall we just you know".
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Z = Zzz (how quickly do they fall asleep afterwards)
°Very quickly as far as that is concerned after the aftercare which is of course sufficient and more than just good. Both of you should feel good in his eyes, even if you are more important to him than he is to himself.
°Which is why he usually falls asleep immediately after the aftercare and has given his last strength to you. With a murmured "love you sleep well" he then turns over or snuggles up to you before you hear his quiet breathing. A cute sight.
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@mayhem-things , @beldamama
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ink--theory · 1 month
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6 years
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d-criss-news · 4 months
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willropp: In 2015, @calebfoote and I tried out for the @ umichfootball team. I was a WR and he was a DB, despite the coaches insistence that we should be kickers.
Now it’s actually unclear whether we ever made the team or not, never officially got the rejection email… probably went to spam. We did however get to keep the practice jerseys.
@uofmichigan means a lot to me and last night’s national championship was one of the best nights of my life. A culmination of over ten years of ups and downs. Couldn’t love this school, everything it has down for me, and the friends it has brought me, any more than I do.
Bet!!!!
Go blue baby
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askthevaria · 4 months
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Got any new year's resolutions?
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hopefully
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sotvtaughtmehowtofeel · 3 months
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Febuwhump Day 8: “Why won’t it stop?”
Fandom: Prospect (2018)
Relationship: Cee and Ezra
WC: 1182
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aromanticduck · 3 months
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My life stages have lined up weirdly neatly with the decades, so that the 1990s were the years of pre-school, the 2000s were the years of first school and middle school, the 2010s were the years of high school and university, and so far the 2020s have been the years of employment.
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dj-crack · 1 year
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Ten years since the MCR breakup guys:
“It’s been ten fucking years since I’ve been seeing your face ‘round here
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CATHERINE'S STYLE FILES - 2018
7 JANUARY 2018 || The Duchess of Cambridge along with Prince William and other members of the Royal Family attended the Sunday Church Service at St Mary Magdalene in Sandringham.
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imaliveimaliveimalive · 9 months
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dmumt · 2 months
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been trying to watch the 2018 knowing bros ep for the past hour but every time the camera is on chanyeol i have to shut my laptop and stare out the window for a little while
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vogelmeister · 2 months
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OH LASEROPDRACHT
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jmaas13 · 9 months
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jan ma.as and the terrible no good day
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asydicsydney · 1 year
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Do y'all want to hear how I deduced Carlos' age using science? Yes, yes you do
You start off with one of the best pieces of info Finknor has ever given us, Charles being 41 in his debut (October 2018)
Being his double, Carlos is naturally the same age. Making him born in 1977 and turning 46 in the new year. But I can prove this, dear reader
18 years for regular school + 4 year bachelor's degree + 6 year doctorate of science from UofWII = 28 when he's done with school
He becomes a professor and teaches for the 7 years needed to earn a sabbatical, putting him at 35 in 2012. 41 - 6 = 35. Science.
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