What would Jane and Liu do if Jeff was forcing someone to date him?
Since this has yandere tones, I kind of touched on Liu in this ask.
Jane
Oh, it's a rescue mission for sure.
She sympathizes with Jeff's victims, even Liu who she believes is clinging onto old memories to purify and forgive Jeff's current actions.
So Jane makes it a mission to rescue them. Because of her work profession, Victim Service/Support, she deals with this kind of stuff daily. And she knows how to gain your trust in order to help them thoroughly.
She'll arrive at the house every night, giving you hidable snacks, disinfectant, and even a burner phone. If she knows Jeff isn't returning, she'll help them hide the items thoroughly before treating their wounds.
It's a process. She needs somewhere to take them, untraceable, and she needs to protect their family and friends as well.
Jeff knows more than her, and Jane needs to spend a lot of time gaining information. Because once they're gone, Jeff will go after their next of kin as anger masked in punishment.
Over the span of a few months, Jane will eventually gain their full trust, and finally attempt to escape once all of her ducks are in a row.
And if it comes down to it, Jane will protect you with her life. Jeff has already had his turn with Jane, but you still have an untainted life ahead of you.
You have a chance to be free.
Liu
Liu is a kind person.
He's very helpful and goes out of his way to make sure someone else can be comfortable on hard days.
That being said, once he caught word of what was happening, he wanted to rush to their aid and tell them that it's okay.
It's not, of course, but it's the thought that counts.
Liu will attempt to give them aid without Jeff catching on. He can get awfully jealous, you know.
But sometimes, all they need is a gentle hug and a hand to smoothe their hair as they cry.
They'll beg Liu to help them, to take them away from this Hellhole.
But Liu simply can't betray his brother's wishes like that.
He knows that deep down, Jeff still has a beautiful heart and a good mind. Maybe they are what he needs. Someone to love him and prove to him that he's good.
Liu convinces himself to not intervene, but still shows up occasionally as their fucked up fairy godmother.
Rank the creeps from most to least intelligent/read/witty/cultured 💀
CULTURED ???
CULTURED????
NONE OF THEM ARE ANY OF THESE THINGS. NONE OF THEM. JEFF GOT AIDS LIKE FIVE TIMES OVER BECAUSE HE’S TOO STUPID TO UNDERSTAND THAT MIXING BODILY FLUIDS WITH DEAD PEOPLE ISNT A GOOD IDEA.
EJ IS A DEMON THAT SITS IN THE WOODS AND SHITS OUT HUMAN ORGANS EVERY OTHER MONTH. HE DOESNT BRUSH THE FLESH FLAKES OUT OF HIS FUCKING CANINES. HE WENT TO COLLEGE AND HAD TO DROP OUT BECAUSE HE GOT CULT SACRIFICED BY SOME WEIRDOS WEARING OFF BRAND KKK COSPLAYS.
JANE IS OBSESSED WITH A BURNT EMO ASSHAT BECAUSE SHES TOO COWARDLY TO MOVE ON. SHE EATS PUSSY FOR A LIVING AND BLAMES ALL HER PROBLEMS ON SAID EMO ASSHAT AS A COPING MECHANISM AND THE ONLY INTELLIGENT THING SHES EVER DONE IS BECOME A LESBIAN.
BEN SITS AROUND AND DOES ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING ALL DAY. HE KNOWS ABOUT MARIO KART AND BOX TVS. IF HE WERE NORMAL AND ALIVE HE’D HAVE CHEETO CRUMBS IN HIS UNDERWEAR AT ALL TIMES. HE WOULD PLAY COD AND MAKE PISS KINK JOKES IN MIC DURING ONLINE PLAY.
MASKY KNOWS HOW TO SPELL FIVE WORDS IN TOTAL AND HOODIE IS A SEWER RAT THAT ONLY KNOWS HOW TO MAKE OTHER PEOPLES LIVES MISERABLE. HE HATES SEEING ANYONE (Jay, alex, etc) HAPPY. HE ONLY KNOWS DOWN MEDICATION, BEAT PEOPLE WITH METAL PIPE, AND BE CREEPY IN THE WOODS FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN, ‘haha fun.’ DO YOU THINK HE READS SHAKESPEARE? MAYBE NAMES HIS VIDEO CAMERA ANNABEL LEE? QUOTES THE RAVEN?? SHUT THE FUCK UP HE OWNS THREE PAIRS OF UNDERWEAR AND HE STORES THEM IN A MAINTENANCE TUNNEL.
LJ THROWS TANTRUMS LIKE A SMALL CHILD AND IS JEALOUS OF EVERY FIVE YEAR OLD THAT SEEMS EVEN REMOTELY CONTENT WITH THEIR LIFE. HE CANT SPELL APPLE AND DOESNT KNOW HOW TO PLAY CHUTES AND LADDERS. HE WAS STUPID ENOUGH TO GET TRAPPED IN A FUCKING BOX FOR 20 YEARS. SLENDER GIVES PEOPLE HEADACHES FOR A LIVING. MUST I SAY MORE?
THE ONLY ONE THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAS THEIR SHIT TOGETHER IS TOBY. WHY? BECAUSE HE’S LIVING THE DREAM UP IN THE MOUNTAINS GROWING TOMATOES AND PETTING BIRDS. THIS MOTHERFUCKER BURNT HIS ABUSIVE DAD TO A CRISP (AS HE SHOULD) AND WENT ON THE RUN. MY MAN ESCAPED THE COPS AND SLENDERMAN. HOWEVER HE DOESNT MAKE THE CUT BECAUSE HE DOESNT HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET. UNCULTURED. ONLY KNOWS STARE AT RABBIT, GROW TOMATO, AND AVOID OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE.
I see that you still have headcanons open, and I quite enjoy what you have for Jane!
How about a few points of Jane and a f!S/O with a surprisingly deep singing voice?
Omg yes I can do a few! I’m obsessed with Jane who likes to hear her s/o sing 🥺🥺
- it’s amazing the amount of creeps that sing in the shower. I mean, it’s loud, off-kilter, bad singing, but still singing
- assuming you visit Jane in the mansion, and assuming you sing while showering, she hears someone singing in the shower, and never quite pieces together that it’s you, mostly because the voice is quite deep
- she’ll linger outside the bathroom door and smile, enjoying the song, but never stay too long
- it’s not until she might happen to be at your place, lounging on your bed and reading while you freshen up. When you start murmuring a song in your deep, rich voice, she sits up immediately
- of course it’s your voice! You’re captivating, charming, beautiful, elegant, why wouldn’t you have the voice to match?
- Jane finds deep voices classic, especially in women. I like to think she has a more vintage or classic style, so deep and sultry attracts her like a moth to a flame
- I also think she’s a good vocalist, and has a more alto-ish range that fits nicely with yours. If you’re alright with it, she likes to sing with you, although she’s too shy to sing loudly, it’s more of a hun over your voice
- if she’s having an especially bad day, or feels sick or under the weather, she’ll ask for you to sing for her. It’s very hard to say no to her, especially when you know that she’ll curl up next to you, hugging your arm and head on your shoulder, until she drifts off to sleep
- she also loves to feel the rumble of your chest as you sing, it’s one of her biggest comforts :,)