#jane perkins

[cherrieguroo]

matching couples t-shirts that say "car" and "car fucker" except the car one is really big so it can fit on tom's car

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #janes a car #tom houston #jane perkins #nmt

[theatre-apocalypse]

#shoutout to one of the funniest lines in anything ever #starkid #hatchetfield #jane’s a car #nightmare time #tom houston #becky barnes #jane perkins #technically. i guess

[miss-holloday]

Some little canon tidbits from the 8 hour Nerdy Prudes Must Die livestream that y’all missed/ forgot about:

1. Jane Perkins’ was Linda Monroe’s friend and therapist

2. Jane, Gerald, and Linda all went to U of M

3. Matt Lang refers to himself as the God of the Universe and says Tom and Becky are meant to be together

5. Becky Barnes grew up with a THICK Scottish? Accent.

6. CCRP (Paul, Bill, Ted, and Charlotte’s company) are experimenting on them in order to harness the power of the Lords in Black. They don’t need a tech department… especially not one full of people who are very bad at technology. (For example, Paul 23 and Android Emma in Forever & Always)

7. Paul and Emma will always find each other, even if they’re an identical copy like a robot or a clone.

#hatchetverse #jane perkins #gerald monroe #linda monroe #glinda #Tom Houston #becky barnes #Becky Barnes/Tom Houston #starkid #ccrp #paul matthews #emma perkins #paulkins #charlotte sweetly #nightmare time

[harmonizingsunsets]

Running Gags in Hatchetfield Musicals pt 3 | Becky Barnes Climbing a Tree

#hatchetfield #tw Robert Manion #StarKid #jane’s a car #the hatchetfield ape man #killer track #nightmare time #hatchetfield musicals #Becky barnes #jane perkins #tom houston #professor hidgens #henry hidgens #kim whalen #dylan saunders #jamie lynn beatty #Nick Lang #team starkid #jeff blim

[thelightwillbreakthrough]

happy international women’s day to all my favorite ladies including: baristas who love weed, incredibly stressed out office workers, cult leading karens, psychic autistic tweens, girls who hate their retail jobs, nurses who have killed two people, alt girls down bad for tiny nerds, sex-obsessed lighting techs, deeply unhinged fundamentalists, executive assistants who moonlight as serial killers, ghosts possessing their husband’s cars, camp counselors with dark secrets, serial-killing Boy Moms(TM), retro diner owning witches, and british nobles who are secretly monsterfuckers.

#hatchetfield #tgwdlm #black friday #npmd #nightmare time #hey melissa #emma perkins #charlotte sweetly #linda monroe #hannah foster #lex foster #becky barnes #stephanie lauter #ruth fleming #grace chasity #melissa tgwdlm #jane perkins #girl jeri #sheila young #miss holloway #lucy stockworth

[hilacopter]

haven't rewatched Jane's a Car in a while. this is how it goes right.

#this was funnier in my head #jane's a car #tom houston #becky barnes #jane perkins #nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #team starkid

[teranobriss]

✨ I'm just scared 😩 💅 and I'm hurt 👏 🥺 and I'm a car 😔 🚗

#hatchetfield #starkid #hatchetverse #team starkid #jane perkins #jaime lyn beatty #janes a car #nmt #nmt2 #nightmare time

[vicariousscrolling]

“i’m gay” “i’m straight” okay?? i’ve got my foot on the gas? the carburetor groans while the fuel injection moans????

#jane’s a car #nightmare time #tom houston #jane perkins #hatchetfield #I GOT MY FOOT ON THE GASSS

[fencecollapsed]

I know it's been proven untrue at this point but that old theory that Hatchetfield was a set timeloop, and every loop started with Jane's death and ended with Emma's death, bookending Hatchetfield between the Perkins sisters, was a cool as hell theory and I still like it conceptually

#idk whose it was but it slapped #cj says stuff #hatchetfield #starkid #emma perkins #jane perkins

[ace7librarian]

I have so many conflicting feelings about Jane Perkins-Houston. She is a great mother. She is a manipulative bitch. She loves her sister. She thinks greenpeace girl is hot. Her best friend is Linda Monroe. She is a psychiatrist. She treats her husband like a patient instead of a lover. She took care of a literature professor that told her about the black book. Her family are probably hatchetmen. She likes bars. She is the perfect older sister. She is a car.

#jane perkins #jane's a car #emma perkins #tom houston #linda monroe #tim houston #nightmare time 2 #nightmare time #hatchetfield #starkid #black friday musical #the guy who didn't like musicals #rambling in librarian

[ghostface-knight]

rewatching tgwdlm and black friday after watching jane's a car is crazy cause the scenes where they talk about jane feel so different. like yes, the lines and the tone are the same, but now we have the added content that jane was fucking insane

#hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #tgwdlm #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday starkid #jane's a car #nightmare time #we really gloss over the fact that the women tom and emma reminisce about constantly was a fucking menace #jane perkins

[marvelmaniac715]

Plot summary of my next Hatchetfield angst fic:

Pokotho’s apotheosis is making a clean sweep through Hatchetfield, and in a desperate moment of pure terror, Tim Houston cries out for his mother Jane to rescue him. Fun fact: Pokey’s powers allow him to revive those who died long before his apotheosis began, and if seeing Jane Perkins is the one thing Tim Houston wants, well, what’s the harm?…

#team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lords in black #pokey #pokotho #tim houston #tom houston #jane perkins #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday musical #fanfiction

[shadowbrightshine]

Oh look it's Jane Perkins

#starkid #shine post #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #jane's a car #nightmare time #starkid nightmare time #jane perkins #infinite craft

[nabwastaken]

yalls we need to change this

I'm sorry but who tf decides that Paul and Emma's ship name was Paulkins. Its not bad, its just.. its just.

IT COULD ALSO WORK AS A SHIP BETWEEN THESE TWO PEOPLE, WHICH NO ONE WANTS

#Pls oh god no #starkid productions #starkid #hatchetverse #paul mathews #jane perkins #emma perkins #I SWEAR

[indigos-shits-and-giggles]

I honestly love the idea that Jane is/was the only therapist in Hatchetfield purely because it explains why everyone is just Like That after she died.

Is it unrealistic? Yes. Is there probably some evidence disproving this? Also probably yes. Do I care? Fuck no, it's funny.

#jane perkins #jane's a car #nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetfield universe #team starkid

[aliceisaperson]

Looking back at the Jane’s a Car music video, people really should have seen Tom fucking his car coming

#jane’s a car #tom houston #jane perkins #hatchetfield #starkid