#jango lives au

[mwolf0epsilon]

Guys I joke a lot about scenarios where the clones get de-aged because Force Shenanigans, but I bring you an even better (and much funnier) idea!

AU where during the battle on Geonosis when Mace goes to behead Jango (by some kind of anomaly), contact with the lightsaber's plasma energy conduit channels the necessary amount of Mace's connection to the Force to mess something up weirdly and Jango ends up de-aged into a toddler (no older than 4 maybe?).

Now, Mace was expecting to have the flying and blaster-wielding Mandalorian menace dealt with for good when he swung his lightsaber. He did not expect a grown-ass man to vanish into thin air and be replaced by a small child that is swimming in both a flight suit and beskar he can barely lift. So Master Windu is just standing there, absolutely dumbstruck, staring at this newfound problem. To top it all off Boba still witnessed all of this transpire, and comes running over because what the hell just happened and why is his Buir an Adiik? What did this kriffing Jetii bastard do to him?? He didn't even know Jetii could cast curses???

Jedi Master and young boy just kinda stare at the toddler that's trying to squirm out of an adult sized flight suit, stare at each other in mutual confusion, and then back at the toddler that's now squealing in distress because the Mandalorian helmet obstructing his view is way too heavy for him to shake off.

Obviously Mace is now very aware that there are two unattended minors (one of which just moments ago was flying about trying to kill him before losing several years of his life to Force bullhonky) in the middle of an active battlefield, and he can't in good conscience leave them there where they might meet their terrible and painful demise, so he just kinda carries Jango under one arm while carrying a very unhappy Boba over his shoulder.

He doesn't know what he's gonna do about these two, but right now the important part is making sure all three of them don't get killed in the confusion... Then later Mace will figure out what the hell is going on.

#star wars #mace windu #jango fett #boba fett #jango lives au #de-aging #force shenanigans #basically: Jango is now a small child; Boba doesn't know what to do about this; Mace takes both of them under his wing #Does Jango remember anything? Unknown

[chiliger]

I’m sure someone has done this already, but AU idea where Jaster Mereel is somehow alive and after years of recovery, tracks down Jango to Kamino a few years before the canon events of “Attack of the Clones.”

After a strained and emotion reunion, and introduction to Boba, Jaster is like, “Amazing. I love him. When are you going to introduce me to the rest of my bu’ade?”

Jango, blinking, confused, “The… rest?”

“Of course, the rest! I saw some of them on the way here.”

“Oh, uh, no, Buir, they’re not—”

Now, Jaster definitely knows there’s something up, no one would just commission millions of clones for no reason. But he wants to hear it from Jango first before he makes a decision. Which is the fairly obvious: “Well, I’m going to ignore the whole ‘canon fodder’ bit. We will talk about that later, though. Get you to a proper therapist. Now! It’s only midday, I’ve got a lot of ade to meet.”

So basically, Jaster strong-arms his way through Kamino by essentially adopting the clones as his grandchildren (yes, all of them, he has plenty of love).

Meeting the Alphas is a little awkward because they’re all teenagers on the cusp of adulthood and have never so much as seen a shred of genuine care and kindness from Jango, so they’re a little put off. But Jaster is willing to put in the work to gain their trust, as minimal as it might ever be.

The command class are a bit put off, but I think the first to warm up would be Wolffe and Bly because they’re more emotionally intelligent and can tell Jaster means them no harm. Cody takes the longest (besides the Alphas) to start trusting Jaster because of his strained relationship with Jango, which Jaster eventually learns about and has some words with his son.

Jaster continues through to the younger clones, as much as he can realistically meet because there are so many of them.

The tubies and littler cadets almost immediately have Jaster wrapped around their little fingers. He absolutely adores them and maybe cries a little while holding a couple of sleeping tubies.

Boba is still young enough that his viewpoint of the other clones can be changed into a more accepting attitude, but he still harbors possessiveness over Jango.

Jango himself is experiencing all sorts of emotional whiplash because he never wanted to think of the clones beyond what they were made for. But now Jaster is there as if from the dead, treating them as if they are just regular children, and it’s just a lot for Jango to process.

And idk, there’s a lot of fluff, a lot of angst, a lot of stopping the plot before the plot can happen because Jaster will be damned before he lets any of his grandkids fight in a war that isn’t theirs. Whether they were made for it or not.

#chili rambles #the clone wars #jaster mereel #jango fett #Jaster lives au #this might cook in my brain for a bit

[bojangos]

boots au, baby jango (bojango) and jaster.  

also featuring jango’s childhood cat, boba

#YEAH YOU READ THAT RIGHT #jango names his son after his CAT #i have yet to decide if jaster lives in this au. but i'm tempted #hats are hard to draw #jango fett #jaster mereel #modern au #star wars au #star wars #star wars modern au #boots au #jaster forcibly tucking jango's overalls into his boots because this lad gets MUDDY #my art

[mudpuddless]

Lunch in the Kenobi-Skywalker-Tano-and-secretly-also-Fett quarters

(not pictured: one knight Skywalker, a togruta padawan, and a good dozen clone troopers in a variety of jedi clothes playing space-mariokart at increasingly high volumes)

[image ID: a digital drawing centred on Jango Fett, a Maori man in his late thirties, in matching mauve sweatpants and cropped shirt adding chilly powder to a big pan filled with a mushy red rice dish. His hair is greying at the temples and he is smiling slightly. On the left behind him is Obi-wan Kenobi, a pale ginger in his late thirties, wearing a blue cropped shirt and beige wrapped pants, who is walking past Jango while smiling at him, a hand on his arm. At the bottom right of the frame there is Boba Fett, a child looking like Jango at about twelve years old, in a matching blue pullover to Obi-wan's, holding up a flashing datapad, taking a photo. He is scoffing softly at his father. In the background, which is slightly blurry, there is a glass teapot and cups, a hanging multi-tier fruit basket and cabinets. Sunlight is flooding the room. end ID]

based on this fic

#Star Wars #fanart #jangobi #jedi culture #obi wan kenobi #described #AU where jango was frozen in carbonite during the ten years It took to make the clones and immediately adopts them given half a chance #half a chance bc he is still very much wanted by the republic #so he stays at the temple in obi-wans quarters and hides in the bedroom when people come over #but like. Quinlan is living next door and thinks jango Is obi-wans one night stand #its a whole thing #the clones steal anakins clothing bc theyre basically ten year olds with the brain chemistry of teen agers who are also soldiers #so there is a lot of very competent toddler-frat boy kind of disasters #yes I made fan art to fight the writers block its been six months fight me #the hidden king fanfic

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

There are something from OPLA that is canon in my AU (because my AU is an AU of the manga and anime and not the live action)

All The Strawhats (the four in OPLA) have the voices of their live action counterparts

Any poc in OPLA is a poc in my AU

Koby (despite not really making an appearance in my AU) is trans

#one piece #one piece live action #opla #monkey d. luffy #luffy d. monkey #zoro roronoa #roronoa zoro #ussop god #god ussop #nami #vinsmoke sanji #sanji vinsmoke #one piece nojiko #alvida #one piece kuro #one piece koby #strawhat hancock au #one piece jango #klahadore

[crispyjenkins]

Dha Kar'ta small snippet

i'm REAL excited for this next chapter y'all. there's pining, and politics, and bonding with the haat'ade, and obi-wan knowing too much about things he shouldn't even know about in the first place, which as i'm writing all that out, that's kind of just what this fic... is

Mando'a: Mand'alor - contended ruler of Mandalore jetii - "Jedi" Haat'ade - shortned form of Haat Mando'ade meaning "True Children of Mandalore" jetii'verd - lit. "Jedi soldier"; tho with verd as a suffix it's more like addressing someone by rank jetii'alor - lit. "Jedi commander", "Jedi leader"; also more like a respectful address

  Obi-Wan laughs. “I’ll refrain then, Mand’alor. Next time, though, you shouldn’t let me fall asleep in your tent, or you should at least wake me if I do.” He isn’t even entirely sure how he had ended up in Jango’s bed, or when.

  “I wasn’t going to be able to sleep this afternoon anyway, jetii,” Jango refutes, searching through the datapads stacked precariously in front of him to find a specific one, which he hands to Obi-Wan before he can, indeed, keep pestering him about resting. “Kal compiled everything from the battle for you to look over,” Jango says, not even trying to pretend he isn’t trying to head off said pestering.

  Unable to help a small, fond sigh, Obi-Wan takes the ’pad and leans on the side of the table facing the desk. “Do you need my opinion on something specific?” he asks, looking over the numbers he’d heard on the way back from Keldabe, and finds them adjusted only a little bit from then. “The only casualties were from the Keldabe clans?” That’s impressive, even considering how much more training the Haat’ade have than Death Watch.

  Jango settles to lean on the side of his desk facing the table. “We got lucky,” he agrees, crossing his arms over his chest; Obi-Wan idly wonders if his shirt is blue or red today. “And no, I don’t need anything from you, I simply knew you would want to see the numbers.”

  The more he witnesses Jango’s first-hand knowledge of Obi-Wan, the less violating it feels, which is definitely something to meditate on later. “They’ll certainly be helpful when we confront Satine again.”

  Jango groans at that, slumping his shoulders. “I was hoping to avoid speaking with her again.”

  “You know we can’t do that, not after the way our last... discussion ended.” He wishes he could be surprised that Satine would ally with Death Watch even temporarily, but he knows that given the choice between bending a few of her morals or losing her seat of power completely, even she would shake hands with Tor Vizsla. 

  Jango rubs a hand over his eyes. “I’m aware, jetti’verd, but that doesn’t mean I hate it any less.”

  Whatever Obi-Wan had planned to say halts before his tongue, and he stares at Jango with his grip too tight on the ’pad. “Jetti’verd?” he asks incredulously, and Jango just smirks at him.

  “You refuse a Mandalorian position, in my council or otherwise; are you going to refuse one tailor-made for you, as well?”

  Obi-Wan splutters. “I am not a soldier.”

  “Would you prefer jetti’alor?”

  He can’t help scowling, not used to anyone but Quinlan ribbing him like this, not since he was a junior padawan. Well, Siri didn’t mind less-than-kind banter, but Obi-Wan had spent very little time with her after she was knighted, and he’s only spent a fraction more time with the rest of their friends. Even Yan and his playful needling doesn’t feel like this, less like a mentor teasing and chiding a mentee, more like a friend poking at you because he thinks your indignance is funny.

  Obi-Wan just has no idea what Jango hopes to gain from it.

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#crispy writes #jangobi #dha kar'ta 'verse #snippet #sneak peek #prequel trilogy #haat mando'ade #jango fett/obi-wan kenobi #obi wan kenobi #jango fett #qui-gon lives au #but he's not really any better for it #darksaber lore #casually trans characters #like #so many #phantom menace au #eventually a clone wars au #galidraan au #korda 6 au #semi-sentient force as an eldritch being ish

[coffiicorgii]

So I recently came up with an au that has been living rent free in my head. Originally it was just supposed to be Jango becoming a Jedi, but then I realized I couldn’t make myself split Jaster and Jango up, so now they both get to be Jedi :]

I have so many notes written down for this, it’s been occupying my brain for several days now… Might do some more with it later, I’ve been tempted to write for it but idk how confident I am in my writing skills yet

#Star Wars #jango fett #jaster mereel #star wars jango fett #star wars fanart #Star Wars au #art #my art #digital art #digital illustration #Jedi Jango au #I’m making a funny little tag for myself in case I post more about this :] #also this is my first time drawing Jaster #I might change his design a bit later… not sure lol #I swear every time I draw Jango he looks different #also Jasters lightsaber was just bullshitted on the spot #I’m probably gonna change it later #I LIVE FOR THE FATHER/SON BONDING CRIES

[mandalorianbrainweasel]

Oooh and doing the other’s hair with Jango and Walon :D

you know I'm a sucker for The Fambly

***

It was a dumb fight, and now Jango’s curled up in a ball in his empty bathtub feeling like he ate something bad. It was dumb, he knows it, and he doesn’t really know why he made such a big deal of it now that he’s calm down.

Really, the only thing he can think of is the stricken look on Walon’s face when he’d screamed, “You aren’t my buir, you’re nothing to me!”

He’d run, then, away from what he said and away from that look on Walon’s face—somewhere between gutted and...resigned—and hit himself away. He kind of wants to cry, but he’s an adult now, he’s fifteen, and he can’t act like a complete child just because Jas is off on a campaign without him.

He wants his buire, he wants Arla, all with a profound homesickness. But he wants Jas and Myles and Rav and Silas and Cort, too.

And right now he really wants Walon.

Slowly, he edges himself out of the bathtub and rifles through the cabinets until he finds a wide toothed comb—bought so he doesn’t have to scramble if he breaks or misplaces the one he’s using now but still unused. That in hand, he creeps out of the bathroom, out of his own room, and starts searching. It’s not hard, in a way that snaps at him, to track the well of grief and self-loathing down to the courtyard. Walon’s good at shielding, but Jango’s learned how to wiggle under those when he needs to. And, well. These kinds of emotions stick like residue on everything.

He came up to Jango’s door and lingered—he never said anything though—and then he went back down.

Jango follows his trail, the handle of the comb digging into his palm with how hard he grips it.

Walon’s just kind of sitting at the edge of the fountain, leggings bunched up at his knees and feet in the cool water. He’s sitting and staring at the water and for a moment Jango is terrified and can’t quite place why, but then he turns at Jango’s footsteps. His eyes are red.

Jango fidgets for a moment. “Can I braid your hair?” he eventually asks. It’s a peace offering and they both know it.

“’Lek,” Walon says, the word coming out clipped and choked.

Jango comes up behind him, sitting cross legged, and takes the tie out of his hair, combing it through carefully and then weaving it back together. He tries to be gentle and he drags it out, adding more and more strands and making it more and more complicated.

Walon doesn’t say a word, but the tension in his shoulders eases, his hands shake less.

Finally, Jango ties the braid off again and they sit there a moment, before Jango leans forward and presses his forehead against Walon’s back. The cloth of his shirt is soft and smells familiar and comforting. “Ni ceta,” he says, and again he feels like he wants to cry.

“Oh, ner kar’ta,” Walon murmurs, pulling his legs out of the water and turning so he can hug him. “Ni vorer,” he says.

Jango smiles a hard and flinty thing against his chest because they’ve been working on getting Walon to actually accept their apologies. “I love you,” he tells him, honest truth. “I shouldn’t have said that. I was just mad and being stupid.”

Walon squeezes him. “I love you too, ad’ka. Now let’s go get a mirror. I want to see what you did to my hair.”

#my fanfiction #young jango fett #teenagers man #walon vau #jaster lives au #starchart au #giving Walon long hair after a bit in this au was a good idea #found family #from a prompt #prompt fill #I can and will talk at length about the dynamics of Jaster fostering Jango if asked #including with the addition of Walon but also without

[michi-beans]

I am taking your star wars and making it happy because it's too sad.

☆ brain thoughts:

》 Din was taken in and trained by Jango & Jaster instead of the Children of the Watch

》 everyone is ALIVE everyone is HAPPY and the only bad joojoo that happens is typical war stuff minus the empire, fuck you palpatine ya ain't hurting my babies

》 because this is my au and it's my rules, I say the Jedi Order have some sort of rule that only Jedi Masters can have "attachments" which Obi-Wan said fuck yeah and married the heck outta Jango. Later on with the usual Council being shit to Anakin and refusing to make him a Master, I say he ends up leaving the order and lives a life with Padme and his now mixed Mandalorian family because that boy has been through shit.

》 my favorite trope for Jangobi getting together is either of them having to return their kid back to the other because they're troublemaker gremlins and they bond over their babies, stop a war, save their clone army kids from evil old man chip and then boom they perform riduurok.

》 this is basically my excuse to draw baby Din and baby Boba together and growing up and being trained plus Boba pinning over his cute friend. They earn their armor and run off to be bounty hunters together

》 Korda Six still happened but Jaster survived because I say so and instead of trying to reclaim the title of Mand'alor he goes fuck this shit, come here son we're living the life of beroya and off they go

And that's pretty much it, my brain has been scream at me to continue this doodle I did a while ago so here it is. I have no idea what I'm doing with this my brain just wants me to draw some bobadin and jangobi doodles.

Also have a bonus baby Fennec :)

#din djarin #boba fett #bobadin #jango fett #obi wan kenobi #jangobi #anakin skywalker #jaster mereel #fennec shand #clone troopers #star wars #bad batch #clone wars #comander cody #captain rex #michiart

[padawansuggest]

Since I am obsessed with the red string of fate theory-

AU where Obi-Wan and Jango are dating. One day, since Obi-Wan was recently knighted, the council suggests he visits his birth family since he’s only had small contact with them since he was little, and it’s a practice they try to encourage.

Obviously Obi-Wan is all ‘oh great. A family reunion with all 7 of my siblings and 23 cousins and like seven aunts and uncles, this is gonna be great. At least they have sheep for me to cuddle’ and decides to go for it.

But since it’s gonna be chaos incarnate anyways. Let’s ask Jango if he wants to come with. It’s okay, because Stewjon is on the edge of Mando space so they’ll probably like his bf anyways.

Jango and Obi-Wan show up, they have a chaotic time with all the families, and Jango even thinks he should invite them all to Keldabe or maybe bring Jaster to meet them next time. Might as well become in laws. Obi-Wan, on the other hand, brought Shmi (who is flirting with one of his brothers lmaooo) and Anakin (who is being DOTED on by the fam) and so it’s all a big family now.

Anyways. One of those days Obi-Wan is pulled down to look through photo albums because that’s what families do.

And Obi-Wan stops on a photo that was taken a few months before he was sent to the Jedi temple. It’s a photo of a village fair they had that year, and he’s playing with some siblings while Mama and Daddy cook on the BBQ…

And in the background. Is a Mandalorian in full armor with an ad wearing their leathers. They look about nine or so.

Obi-Wan sees the pic and just fucking breaks down crying, because he hadn’t realized Jango was so cute as a kiddo, and that’s def Jaster Mereel, who hasn’t painted his armor a new colour in over twenty years, giving Jango an ice cream cone and looking so doting and loving on that ad it’s breaking all their hearts.

Anyways. They have copies made and hang it up everywhere they live and Jaster adores the picture. It’s sweet, and his boys look so happy.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #jango fett #jangobi #red string of fate #red string au #soulmate au #you can also double the angst by making it a 1yo Obi and Jango with his first parents #but I doubt Obi could recognize Jango’s first parents on sight

[djhonnie14]

Modern AU- Cody and Obi have been together for a few months and with all of his brothers in town for the week (celebration of some sort?) it seems like the perfect time to introduce Obi to the clan

Except when they arrive to game night at Jango’s, Fox (recently back in town) seems to recognize Obi and calls him Ben

Obi gets super embarrassed and is very quiet and there’s a weird vibe between him and fox and fox and Cody until it finally comes out

Flashback to uni days-

twenty-something twink Obi with daddy issues galore and his best buddy (with occasional benefits) Quinlan go clubbing and run into Fox who’s been forced out to socialize by his law school buddies. Long story short- they have a threesome

Quin and Obi stop hooking up shortly after bc Quin and Fox get together and spend the next decade as on-again-off-again life partners

Obi somehow only puts the pieces together when he’s introduced to fox by Cody in jango’s living room like 10 years later. Cody has to tease out what’s wrong which results in a conversation that includes the phrase “I kriffed your brother”

Cody ends up thinking it’s hilarious- especially after Obi promises Cody’s better in bed.

#codywan #codywan fanfic #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #quinlan vos x commander fox #commander fox #another barely developed story idea I’ll probably never write

[bojangos]

crops out the fic spoiler designs aklsdfjkalsdj anyway 

some jaster thoughts for The Righteous, aka my ‘jaster lives’ au situation, and all of these thoughts are pushing my Big Sleeves Kute agenda

#jaster mereel #jaster lives au #my art #star wars #star wars legends #mandalorians #the title of the fic is not actually a reference to his 'mandalor the blank' title lmao #it's a secret : ) #jango fett open seasons #mandoblogging

[the-starry-seas]

Get to Know You

Thanks for the tag @insertmeaningfulusername!

Last song: Which Witch by Florence and the Machine

Currently watching: Bad Batch! and I keep saying I'm gonna rewatch Killjoys and Prehistoric Park but I've been saying that for a while 😬

Three ships: Mordecai/Brick, Wrecker/Crosshair, and fuck it I'm gonna say my strawberries too (OC clone/Paz Vizsla/OC Tusken)

Favorite color: purple!

Currently consuming: AriZona green tea

First ship: Parker/Hardison from Leverage, they've been my blorbos since high school

Birthplace: I just spawned in like in Minecraft idk what to tell you

Current location: North Carolina

Relationship status: single and no idea how to mingle

Last movie: Kissing Jessica Stein

Currently working on: *kicks so many docs under the bed. just so, so many* I have a "Myles survived Galidraan and becomes part of the Cuy'val Dar with eventual Myles/Jango" AU occupying a significant amount of my brain right now. Zer0 meeting Murderbot. Din/Cobb Bioshock-verse AU. Knightverse Bumblebee meets a TMNT OC. Post-canon fix-it Titanfall 2. Ghost Squad origin story (so many clone OCs). "Obi-Wan comes back home after the events of Kenobi to find Jango chilling in the Lars' living room and it gets poly from there". Boba/Din Pacific Rim AU. Just so many. So many.

No pressure tagging: @midwinterhunt @sofiaspeaksart @syn0vial @voidistooshortforausername @loverboy-havocboy and whoever else I was spam booping/wants to do it!

#realising that two of those ships are just “big dude loves punching and dogs” x “twink sniper with the emotional range of a teaspoon”. hm. #all the boops are gone from my activity feed and that's just. unfair. I WANTED OUR BATTLES TO BE MEMORIALISED. #also hey tumblr why can't i tag everyone i wanted to

[veloursdor]

Obikin Snow White AU where Anakin is Snow White and Obi-Wan the Hunter sent by Palpatine to kill Anakin.

Anakin isn’t Palpatine’s biological son, he married Anakin’s mother for political gain (he wanted to be the King to Queen Shmi’s kingdom). Obviously he slowly poisoned her little by little, year after year, until Shmi passed away. Anakin, forever oblivious and slightly naive where Palpatine is involved, latches onto the older man (mommy issues, daddy issues you name it) as he has nothing and no one else. 

At first, Palpatine indulges him, Anakin is the beloved Prince after all, but as days pass and Palpatine finds no use for Anakin beyond a pretty face, he decides it will be better for his plans if Tatooine’s beloved Prince were to tragically die (oh, so very young) in a horrific accident. 

He contacts various hunters (Jango/Boba Fett, Fenneck, Ventress) and each one of them fail (insert magic reasons or the Force protecting her Son) until he hears the story of the best huntsman the world has ever heard of. He tracks this man down to the outskirts of Tatooine, living in an abandoned cabin with bottles and bottles of alcohol littering the floor.

Ben Kenobi, an alcoholic widower with no reason to live, tells him to fuck off. He despises Palpatine and believes him to be the worst thing that ever happened to Tatooine, but as Palpatine is weaving his tales of riches for Ben if he gets the job done, Obi-Wan’s sense of honour and duty (long dormant since the death of his wife at the hands of Palpatine’s army as they were part of a rebellion against his tyranny) beg him to take the job and protect the young Prince, who is… so young.

Ben Kenobi takes the job and takes the little princeling on a trek around the woods in the outskirts of the kingdom, where no one could hear them if something were to happen. However, Anakin (who has never seen a man as handsome and breathtaking as Obi-Wan (who put himself together for the job after years of slacking his appearance)) when Obi-Wan tells him to run away from Palpatine thinks old man Ben wants to take him away from a life of boredom and make him his (Anakin reads a lot of fairy tales since he has no friends).

Queue Obi-Wan trying to keep Anakin alive and make him join the rebellion against his step-father while Anakin ignores all his duties and responsibilities because all he wants is to become Obi-Wan’s second spouse.

#obikin #obikin au #ani snow au #i love obi-wan as an alcoholic mess #thank you mr flanagan for doctor sleep

[crispyjenkins]

Mij snags Obi-Wan two steps from Myles’ ship, before he can follow Jango to the command tent, and pulls him to the nearest medical tent instead.

“Alright, off with the armour, Hotshot, Myles says you faced Bo-Katan alone.”

*shoves this into the void and runs*

#crispy writes #jangobi #dha kar'ta 'verse #qui gon lives au #but he's not really any better for it #long fic #phantom menace au #darksaber lore #casually trans characters #semi-sentient force as an eldritch being ish #obi wan kenobi #jango fett #bo katan kryze #myles the mandalorian #mij gilamar #prequel trilogy #eventually a clone wars au

[cuddles-with-dragons]

Give me a High School AU!

The Batch are all sophomores, the original 4 are bros. Echo & Fives are their cousins that moved in with them.

Omega and Boba are freshmen. And have the worst sibling rivalry.

The "show the new kids around" is what gets Omega into the friend group. Hunter has to show her around, make sure she knows where everything is, etc. Fennec does the same for Boba.

Every school has to have a sport to obsess over, and I'm choosing soccer. Jango is the coach, he is tired of wrangling the Kamino Kraken.

This inevitably leads to Crosshair yelling "TECH WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY SHINGUARDS?!"

Hunter tried to flirt with Fennec and she slapped him.

Tech is having trouble asking out this cute girl who flirted with him and Crosshair says: "Ask Hunter if you wanna know what not to do."

Phee is that girl. The cool, doesn't-give-a-shit-what-you-think, skateboards-to-school girl.

Tech ends up with the bright idea of learning to skateboard. Everyone else is completely on board because they want to see him fail miserably.

It actually ends up working and Phee notices him, just not in the way Tech intended.

Tech, after falling flat on his face at the skate park: ...owwww Phee, who witnessed the whole thing: *runs over and kneels next to him* Holy shit, are you okay?! Tech: *looks up* *flustered stuttering* Phee: Hey Brown Eyes, I asked if you're okay? Tech: ...um...just a few scrapes...um...uh... Crosshair, standing behind the fence of the skate park: *hands Fives 10 bucks* Well, she did notice him. Fives: Just not in the way he meant.

Tech: Dumbest scar stories, go! Hunter: I burned my tongue once drinking coffee. Omega: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned. Echo: I have a piece of graphite in my leg from when Fives accidentally stabbed me with a pencil in the first grade. Wrecker: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn. Crosshair: I have emotional scars.

Hunter: Is it still visible? Where Fennec slapped me? Omega: Your face looks like a don't walk signal. Tech: Your face looks like a photo negative for the hamburger helper box. Crosshair: A palm reader could tell Fennec's future by looking at your face. Fives: The phrase 'talk to the hand cause the face ain't listening' doesn't work for you, because the hand is your face. Hunter: ...A simple 'yes' would've sufficed.

*while waiting outside the principal's office* Crosshair: What are you in for? Fixer: Oh, they just want to know if it’s cool if I miss my classes tomorrow to run sound and lights for a presentation in the auditorium. What about you? Crosshair: I stabbed a kid with a pencil. Fixer: Fixer: Fixer: We live very different lives. Crosshair: Yes we do.

Hunter, near tears: I have the sex appeal of a math book! Crosshair: I don’t know, dude, I've never met anyone besides Tech that opened a math book and didn't say “fuck me”.

Hunter: We all have our demons. Omega, grabbing Boba: This one’s mine!

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