#jarley

[clownprince]

been re-reading a lot of comics trying to compile a selection for the massive analysis i'm working on and god i wish they expanded more on this instead of sandpapering joker down into a generic wifebeater like... this is so interesting come on??? joker trying to kill harley not bc he dislikes her but bc being in a mutually caring relationship that has even a few kinda sorta healthy-ish qualities is so upsetting to him that the only feasible option is to not merely to get rid of the other person but to straight up Murder Them? (given, that is his strategy for a lot of things but... yk.) joker being (presumably) honest with harley before killing her is also so interesting??? like he did not have to provide an explanation he easily could've just launched the rocket.

anyway... this entire thing fits in soooo well with my conceptualization of joker as someone who is completely unfamiliar with and uncomfortable with positive, healthy relationships or even interactions with other human beings, who only knows how to relate to and interact with other people through violence, exploitation, or dominance i.e. power dynamics in which he's in control, or playing a part, i.e. putting on a persona/"performance" to get specific results.

i just love the idea that his behaviors are more the result of a fundamental lack of social/life skills (meaning that he never had the opportunities to learn those skills) rather than like... the idea that he had those skills at one point but is unable to use them in his current state (as implied in the tkj jeannie origin).

#joker #uhhh #jarley #I guess #comic is batman: harley quinn (1999) iirc #by dini who also wrote streets of gotham interestingly enough...

[angelhummel]

Glee + Reductress Headlines (106/?)

#glee #reductress #glee + reductress headlines #incorrect glee quotes #marley rose #jake puckerman #jarley #finn hudson #brittany pierce #klaine #kurt hummel #blaine anderson #emma pillsbury #quinn fabray #my quotes #my text posts #my edits #mine

[thevillainsfangirl]

T-shirt that says "Dirty Little Proshipper" across the titties.

#This is *kind of* satire because I do have issues with some pro-fiction I see; like some people take it too far for me. #But hey! They hate us all (even the tamer ones) so why not reclaim it? 💅🏽 #I'm just... tagging every Widely Hated By An*is ship that I know. #jarley #reylo #wincest #daemyra #helaegon #aegond #jaegon #lucmond #jonerys #targcest #jaime x cersei #petyr x sansa #cegan #maxicest #cheryl x jason #txt

[bougiebutchbitch]

I've seen that you're really into BatJokes, so how do you interpret Harley Quinn into the equation? Is it like the Harley Quinn show where he admires her for her top tier henchman skills, but puts literally all of his emotional investment into Batman or something else?

It varies a lot! I love all sorts of different interpretations of the Jarley relationship.

I love Joker being a cut-and-dry abusive manipulative cunt just for fun revenge fantasies where Harley kills him! I love Joker being a cut-and-dry abusive manipulative cunt whose literal only vaguely redeeming quality is his (still SUPER fucked up) love for Batman, where Harley doesn't kill him but probably should!

I love Joker being a bastard who manipulated Harley into being his Henchman because she's an absolute badass and he respected that, but he was always emotionally invested in Batman, not her, and only led her on to keep her loyalty. I love Joker making Harley his henchman because she's an absolute badass and he respected that, but he was always emotionally invested in Batman, and makes that clear, but Harley still clings and it causes their mutual resentment to fester.

I love Joker who takes on Harley as his Henchman because he thinks he can use her, but grows to respect her and then wants to keep her under his thumb because he doesn't know how to cultivate an equal relationship, and Harley wants more but Joker is just so fixated on Batman he completely misses all the signs and this drives a wedge between them. I love Joker and Harley trying to have a relationship, but it all spirals because Harley wants way more affection and sexual stuff than Joker is comfortable with, and she gradually realises that he's in love with Batman, not her, and that's never gonna change. I love Joker and Harley breaking up because they can see this is going nowhere, but staying weird sort-of villain-friends, lending each other explosives and poisons and so forth.

I love Joker and Harley staying together as besties, wlw & mlm soldarity, the sort of chaotic friends who embody 'Be Gay Do Crime' and sometimes fight loud and violent and smooch and snuggle and occasionally fuck when the whim catches them, but it's very much an equal-on-both-sides thing, a la Legoverse.

I love Joker and Harley where Harley was a manipulative monster who set her sights on her own patient, or used him as a tool and abused him like in Telltale. I just -

:grasps them in my fists and squeezes:

T H E M

#batman #joker #batjokes #harley quinn #jarley #puts the blorbos in the blender

[marril96]

Delena | Joker & Harley Quinn AU

#delena #damon salvatore #elena gilbert #tvd #vampire diaries #the vampire diaries #delenaedit #tvdedit #tvedit #delena au #au #jarley #joker #harley quinn #my gifs #edit

[superherocaps]

The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing by Haining

#The Joker: The Man Who Stopped Laughing #the joker #joker #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #joker x harley #harley x joker #jarley #dc #dcedit #dc edit #dc comic #dc comics #dc comic edit #dc comics edit #dccomic #dccomics #dccomicedit #dccomicsedit

[runa-falls]

a lover’s spat

summary: reader tries to teach lloyd a lesson

pairing: lloyd hansen x f!reader (third person)

rating: mature

warnings: almost cheating, mentions of blowjobs, guns/gunshots, minor character injury/death, choking, third person for no reason??

w/c: 1.2k 😭 WAIT THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A DUMBASS DRABBLE

a/n: i rewatched tgm and i have some thots.--i need a suicide squad jokerxharley type relationship with lloydxreader where they’re both crazy/erratic and always horny for each other.

- btw i'm writing this after 3 glasses of wine and i'm not gonna proof read it until tomorrow--so enjoy [?]

series masterlist

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bear with me: imagine the reader attempting to make lloyd jealous

so everyone knows about Lloyd and his princess. Lloyd is a batshit-crazy murderer and his girl is the same. the only difference is that she does it all in heels.

evidently, no one wants to get involved in that shit-show.

they have a history of ending their explosive relationship with actual explosives, and celebrating their fiery make-ups with actual fire (and unnecessary torture sprees[?]).

basically, it's assumed that if someone gets in the way, they're asking to be collateral or volunteering to be their next meal.

now, the relationship is "on" again--and it's as rocky as ever.

Lloyd's precious princess is attempting to teach him a little lesson for ignoring her. apparently, he's been too focused on work lately: always kicking her out of his office because she’s “too distracting” when she hangs around.

she doesn’t understand. all she did was perch prettily on his lap, eat some snacks, and occasionally try to suck him down her throat. it's not her fault he can't handle it...

so she decides she’s gonna grab a cute boy from the club and ignore him. it's an innocent game of trying to make her boyfriend jealous. of trying to see how far she can go until he breaks down and fucks her.

but it doesn't go exactly according to plan.

her first mistake was doing it in his own club. he has eyes everywhere. every entrance is watched, every person is accounted for, and everyone is under his command. he won't miss anything.

her second mistake was wearing his favorite dress. she knows the barely there pink number drives him crazy: cut outs in all the right places, draping beautifully against her figure. he personally picked it out to fuck her in it for their second anniversary.

she thought it would be that extra kick-to-the-throat to send him over the edge.

her third and final mistake was breaking the kissing rule. despite what everyone thinks, lloyd can be a reasonable guy. at least for her. he gives her second, third, even fourth chances. she's allowed to tease, prod, or even grope other guys, but kissing has always been off limits.

unfortunately for him, she's always one to push the limits. that was his mistake.

she is exhilarated by the deathly stare he sends from across the dance floor. and though her lips were pressed against another, her eyes stayed locked onto his baby blues, drinking in every ounce of his fury. his hands curl into fists at his sides as he watches the scene under the dimmed lighting.

she sees him call over one of his men, eyes still locked with hers, grunting frustrated commands over the bass-boosted music. they nod, muttering into their earpiece before passing him a dark object.

suddenly, the music around her ceases. she recognizes this chest-tightening feeling: something is about to happen.

lloyd winks at her with a sly smirk before casually raising his arm in her direction--his long fingers delicately hold a gun. before she can separate from the man, an ear piercing bang echoes through the crowded room. everything stops for a moment: all dancing pauses, all talking ceases, and all breathing freezes.

then once everyone processes the noise, it's instant chaos. the music, still blaring through the speakers, is quickly drowned by high pitched screams, and frantic yelling. fear and desperation pools through the crowd, pushing everyone towards the exits.

his girl, however, simply rolls her eyes in annoyance: he just had to make a scene. she drags the back of her hand against her lips, wiping off smudged lipstick and the distinct taste of tequila, before abruptly pushing her experiment away from her, sharply aware of what is coming next.

the nameless man clumsily stumbles backwards in confusion, his drunk-fucked mind still unaware of the cause of the chaos. then another shot rings through the room, and he ceremoniously falls to his knees.

she sees lloyd graciously walking toward them, the crowd parting around him. a shit eating grin beams from under his 'stache.

"come'on, princess," his scolding tone is doused in honey as he considers the man under him. without hesitation, he pops another shot into the man's back before looking back up. "you know the rules." she doesn't pay any mind to the violent act, used to his outspoken actions.

she gives lloyd an innocent shrug, emphasizing her considerable cleavage that's now shining with sweat from the hot atmosphere of the (once) crowded club. "you said rules are made to be broken." she calmly smoothes out her short dress, ignoring his heated stare, pretending to make sure there aren't any unruly blood stains from her temporary partner-in-crime.

"so...what was this," he waves his gun around the fallen soldier, "little tantrum about, hm?" she hated how he talked to her like a child, always cooing and using easy words just to piss her off.

"the fact you don't know fuckin' proves my point!" she whines, pouting childishly under his gaze. "it's like you go through our relationship completely fucking blind, only caring when you feel like it!" he takes a swift step closer, taking her by surprise as he fully grabs her by the throat.

his words seethe through clenched teeth as he pulls her close enough for his forehead to touch hers, "look, baby, i've tried to be cordial with you, but now you're just being a brat." she can feel blood throb through her head as his grip tightens. "i don't know what crawled up your ass! i can't read your fucking mind!"

she squirms in his hold, weakly kicking against his shins, "you ignored me! you chose work over me!" her voice rasps out against his hand, but she's barely phased by her positioning. "you don't fucking love me!" his hand briskly releases her, leaving her a panting mess on her knees in front of him.

"you think i don't love you just 'cuz i wouldn't fuck you into the desk while i was on a call?"

"it was never an issue before..."

he sighs, realizing this is just another blip in their relationship that really doesn't matter. "honey, i actually have work to do. this isn't some hollywood fairytale where this money appears outta thin air."

she scrunches her nose at his condescending tone, finally having enough of this power play for the night. "obviously i knew that! i'm not fucking dumb, lloyd." she stands back up, trying to size him up even though he's quite a bit taller than her.

"well, if you knew it, then what's the fucking problem? why are we even discussing this." he groans, clearly done with the pointless argument.

"oh okay, so since you don't have a problem with it, there isn't one?"

"that's not what i said."

"whatever, lloyd. i'm done." she turns to the dark emptiness of the club, enjoying the finality of her heels echoing through the room.

a dark chuckle blooms from behind her, "yeah, that's not happening."

she turns her head over her shoulder with a snarky smile, movements not stopping, "uh-yeah, i think it is."

she spoke too soon.

as he clears his throat, every exit is swiftly blocked by one of his men, all dressed in thick black uniforms.

"no. i don't think it is.” she looks back, watching him fiddle with the gun in his hands as he stares her down, “why don’t you come back here, and sit nicely in front of daddy?” there’s a bout of silence between the couple, tensions rising as they both anticipate who’s going to make the first move.

she silently shakes her head, trying to hang on to her last strand of defiance. he tilts his head with frustration, “how about this: sit down like a good puppy or i’ll fuck your throat raw.”

#lloyd hansen #lloyd hansen x reader #lloyd hansen x you #the gray man #tgm #chris evans #chris evans x reader #chris evans x you #lloyd thots #lloyd hours #stop this was supposed to be a thot #like 500> words!! #wtf #pls don't judge me for this #third person for no reason? #jarley #type relationship

[nerdby]

Todd Phillips confirming what we already know.

#comic books #graphic novels #dc comics #dcu #dceu #dc universe #dc movies #batman #batman the animated series #the batfamily #the joker #dc joker #joker movie #joker folie a deux #joker x harley #the joker x harley quinn #the joker x batman #arthur fleck #doctor harleen quinzel #harleen quinzel #harley quinn #jarley #lgbt #bisexual #queer men #chaotic bisexual #joaquin phoenix #lady gaga #todd phillips #comic book movie

[punch-aholic]

What's relationship between your Harley and Joker? For now it seems they're pretty alright.

Yay I’m glad someone asked!

Punch!verse Harley and joker are a couple. Their dynamic is more mutual than one sided. If you ever played Lego DC super villains I heavily borrowed from that depiction. I think that Harley sees him as her escape from monotony. Almost like he helped her realize she had more potential in life than a desk job. In Harley, joker sees a possibility for a chance at something slightly normal. She grounds him.

They really do love each other and I’m aware that in their conception and in past depictions their dynamic has been unhealthy. However, this is my adaptation of the characters. I’m not a fan of most modern Harley depictions either. I like her classic vibe more but she still deserves to be able to stand independent from Joker. I like them more as partners in crime than boss and henchgirl.

That being said, I do love Harlivy and Batjokes but I don’t feel as if they fit in my universe. I might still draw these pairings one day though cause they are cute

#artists on tumblr #batman #dc comics #simon’s art #Harley quinn #harleen quinzel #the joker #jarley #Jarley dc #punch!verse #dc Punchverse

[westenra1897]

Paul Molnar as the Joker And Madalynn Rae as Harley Quinn in “Patient J” a 2005 short film about a psychiatrist interviewing The Joker in the bowels of Arkham, hoping to get a chance to avenge his murdered family. The punchline however is delivered by Harley Quinn, having manipulated (on her own, a cruel “inside joke” on one of his Victim’s, which her and The Joker share a Nasty and sick laugh over at the end.) the Psychiatrist to go to the Joker loaded with false info to set up his brutal mental collapse and mutilation at the Joker’s hand’s. A very dark Joker (and Harley). Probably my favorite depiction of them together (though the focus isn’t on the two of them until the end, and it’s not a “shipping” movie per se, they’re together in it, but it’s incidental to the overall Joke, which Harley does because it’s just a really Great Joke.)

#jarley #joker x harley #harley x joker #joker harley #the joker #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #batman #dc comics #horror

[bloodymary83]

The Joker’s “Coming Out” story.

For 2024 Rainbow Month Instead of DC throwing bisexuals at us.

I want DC to finally acknowledge their original Queer character,

The Joker but, you can’t have just anyone tell the Joker’s coming out story. I want Paul Dini to come back and fix the mess he started!!!

Prior to the introduction of Harley Quinn writer Neal Adams portrayed the Joker as a gay character but, when Batman the animated series came out writers didn’t want to get cancelled so Paul Dini invented Harley Quinn to make the Joker seem less gay.

It didn’t really work but,

Harley did become a popular break out character. Now we all know the whole story of Harley and Joker. Their relationship was doomed from the start. Instead of focusing on the whole “Mad Love” plot. I want Dini to take modern Harley back to her roots as the Joker’s therapist.

You see Harley never really got around to actually being a therapist to the Joker. She was appointed as his therapist but,

Harley had different things on her mind.

I want Dini to do justice to Harley. You see even though Harley is no longer with the Joker he’s still her whole life. She spent the first half of her comic career obsessively in love with the Joker and, constantly defending him for his actions. Now in the second half of her comic career Harley obsessively hates the Joker and, blames him for her actions. (Yes to all you rabid Harley fans the Joker was abusive to Harley but, now after she bit off his lip, shot out his eye, stole his cut off face, repeatedly tried to kill him more times than he actually tried to kill her, and the infinite number of times she’s punch, kicked and, hit him in the crotch. I think they’re good and, if this makes the Quinn fans go feral look even if some hack online said that a couple couldn’t be mutually abusive, I’ve seen it enough times in real life with, my own parents, family, friends and strangers to know that they can.)

I think Dini should write Harley sitting down with the Joker and, for once actually being his therapist. Now Joker is way too far gone to ever be cured and, there’s no way anyone could help Joker rationalize his feelings about Batman but, Harley could help the Joker come to the conclusion that he’s actually gay and, that much of his obsession comes from his sexual attraction to Batman. Will Joker and Harley be friends after this? No. No they will not but, like in the Harley Quinn Show it will help Harley and, Joker come to terms and, move on, only this time Joker won’t be a victim of straight washing like he was in Batman the Animated Series and The Harley Quinn Show. As for all the haters who will reply with “We don’t want the Joker in the Gay Community!” Well that’s too damn bad! It’s how he was originally written by Neal Adams which happened before the Killing Joke or the introduction of Harley.

There’s a lot of people I don’t want in the community too but, they’re here and they’re queer and, I got used to it. (For all Jarley shippers who protest, You’ve already had your turn!)

#dc comics #joker dc #the joker #batman #batman dc #batjokes #jarley #joker and harley #harley quinn #lgbt pride #queer joker

[sayain-princess-vegenta]

I miss some good old-fashion Joker X Harley.

Finding some good fic/fanart/thoughts or rants is like finding a needle in the haystack.

I'm tired just give me my puddin' and Harls back.

#jarley #joker x harley #dc joker #harley quinn #harleen quinzel #anti-harlivy #mistah J #puddin #HQXJ #dc comics #batman #harley x joker #clown prince of crime #clown princess #king and queen of Gotham #gotham prince #mad love

[sundslime]

the voices took hold

#homestuck #homestuck art #jade harley #jarley

[hopechan16]

my first batman fanarts

#batman #joker #batjokes #harley quinn #jarley #fanart #dc #drawing #dc fanart #batman fanart

[rottentiger-art]

made this with an specific show in mind, but it's a dynamic I've seen around, and I'm honestly a fan.

Every group has that sunshine character that's too forgiving for their own good lol

#character dynamic #ship dynamic #tho this was for a sisters dynamic I see how it could work for ships too #floricienta #delfina santillan #florencia santillan #floy y delfina en la segunda temporada #thorki #this was stede and ed on the last episode lmao #stede x ed #blackbonnet #goku and most villains #kakavege #son goku #harley quinn #joker #jarley #reylo #misa amane #light yagami #can't think of anyone else #tag your ship #tag your fav #lawmane #quogan #in a way XD #spacedogs

[musicaddictand]

Jacob Artist

#Jacob artist #glee #glee cast #1992 #jake puckerman #Jacob Puckerman #Jarley #jyder #shirtless #mine