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[mollymauktealeef]

that's a two-way fucking honeypot in action and neither of these idiots realise they both the bee

#jask rambles #jask watches cr2 #cr2e77 #shadowgast #they think they're so smart and clever #wizards are dumb as hell when it comes to each other #i fucking love these idiots #boys you just crushed a woman to death how are you flirting so hard right now???!!?? #where's that 'talk dirty to me' shadowgast clip that went round a while back #THAT'S ALL HEAR OVER THIS FLIRTING GOD DAMN

[mollymauktealeef]

once again i adore travis for continuing to be tickled by the events unfolding while liam has never known such betrayal

"You're a moth...a flutter...you have an intelligence of one"

#critical role #cr2 #jask watches cr2 #the way matt said it #HA! #loved it #cr2e63 #liam's face!!! #my man was like 'this is a plan a very good and smart plan' #and matt stepped in like 'i recognise you believe it is a good plan but lemme correct you there' #the mighty nein #they make plans #it never goes according to plan

[mollymauktealeef]

when matt so much as twitches a dice behind his screen:

#critical role #cr2 #jask watches cr2 #cr2e66 #me too travis #me too #the FEAR #jask rambles

[mollymauktealeef]

things that are an absolute must if/when we get a mighty nein animated series

sprinkle

i need to see that traumatised weasel in most shots okay, it would be hilarious

#jask watches cr2 #critical role #cr2e84 #this creature has endured some next level shit and it must be documented in animated form

[mollymauktealeef]

i'm watching ep 110 right now and i am so full of RAGE

trent has to die

motherfucker

the level of ANGER i have right now

i want to SCREAM JUST

no words, just the overwhelming urge to murder

#jask watches cr2 #cr2e110 #nothing to say other than i am so fucking furious #god bless you matthew mercer you glorious genius but also fuck you

[mollymauktealeef]

this sentence

immediately followed by this look

is the reason for the shade creeper back birthing in campaign 3. i would bet a whole ass kidney on it!!!

#jask watches cr2 #cr2e130 #THAT IS THE FACE OF THE MAN WHO HAS 'AN IDEA' #critical role #cr3 #critical role spoilers

[mollymauktealeef]

liam 'i like the wizard a normal amount' o'brien reacting to essek to putting fjord in his place

#jask watches cr2 #cr2e90 #boy really got aroused by essek getting a little mean and bossy #i mean a get it but come now sir take a cold shower or something lol

[mollymauktealeef]

man i'm sad liam isn't here for this ep but also marisha attempting to be caleb is a fucking GIFT

vaguely canadian/swedish/russian wizard has entered the chat

#jask rambles #jask watches cr2 #cr2e75 #jäh #iT HURTS TO BREATHE #IM LAUGHING SO MUCH

[mollymauktealeef]

veth & beau: we need to punish essek!

mr caleb 'i have done a lot of terrible things and see a lot of myself in this idiot kryn wizard who i also might have feelings for' widogast:

#jask watches cr2 #cr2e99 #HOW DO BEAU AND VETH NOT REALISE??? #THEY WERE THERE FOR HIS SPEECH TO ESSEK #' the difference between you and I is thinner than a razor' #VETH EVERYTIME YOU SAY SOME SHIT ABOUT ESSEK YOUR SORT-OF-NOT-QUITE-SON/SOULMATE IS SEEING YOU ATTACK HIM #and of course he won't speak up in defence of himself because #*slams hand on top of caleb's head* this wizard can fit so much self loathing in him

[mollymauktealeef]

*travis sirens*

#jask watches cr2 #IT WAS YOU!!! #cr2e84 #cr3 #jask rambles

[mollymauktealeef]

this whole discussion was basically matt as a frustrated teacher dealing with a bunch of rowdy kids trying to impart wisdom whilst also suggesting they go find where they dropped the group braincell

#jask watches cr2 #cr2e104 #the most polite way of saying 'ya'll fucked up' #look you could have allies but you let the monk do the talking with her fists and now nobody wants to play with you

[mollymauktealeef]

matt hiding a little smile behind his hand as nott and caleb discuss how shady essek is acting like i see you mr mercer, i know what you're hiding there buddy boy

#jask watches cr2 #cr2e90 #i just caught it a little like yyyeeeaaahhh you had a plan then the m9 happened #its so funny to catch these moments already aware of what essek's endgame is gonna be

[mollymauktealeef]

jester: let's alter peoples memories to make them go through a traumatic event centred around unquestioned devotion that is ultimately a cover for a lie!

caleb: *fucking flashbacks*

...

listen i like jester but right now, i hate her.

i really fucking hate her

i know she's not the most worldly individual and can be a little self-absorbed but she has in the past, especially after altering the hag's memory, recognised how touchy a subject that is for caleb

but this time she just blew past that without any recognition while caleb curled up

i mean look at her, look at him

right now i don't like jester at all

#jask watches cr2 #cr2e107 #*disappointed caduceus face* #i just #i'm not happy with her right now

[mollymauktealeef]

I DON'T CARE THAT IT MIGHT BE HONEYPOT ESSEK, HE'S LONELY AND HE WANTS FRIENDS! I'D FUCKING BEFRIEND HIM! NO WONDER THE MIGHTY NEIN WENT 'HE'S OURS NOW' 🥺🥺🥺

#jask watches cr2 #cr2e91 #reasons i would not survive in a fantasy world #possibly using them #don't care #FRIENDSHIP TIME HOT BOI #somebody hold him plllleeeaaassseeee

[mollymauktealeef]

matt: spiders! lots of spiders!!

everybody at the table:

#critical role #cr2 #cr2e67 #jask watches cr2 #jask rambles #i love you matt but *travis high pitched screams of NOPE*

[mollymauktealeef]

beauregard the annoying younger sibling that third wheels your attempt to walk the hot lonely wizard you're connecting with home...

#jask watches cr2 #i was yelling #LET THEM HAVE A MOMENT #you could tell they wanted to say so much but here's beau like a fucking chaperone #cr2e91