If Geralt’s heartbeat is slower than a human’s then in turn his breathing must be as well, therefore I strongly believe that this has happened before early on in him and Jaskier’s adventures:
Geralt, snapping awake: What is it?!
Jaskier, still shaking him by the shoulders: WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN “WHAT IS IT”?! YOU WEREN’T FUCKING BREATHING!!!
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Jaskier:You would not know talent if I shoved up your…Geralt.
Geralt(internal monologue):Shoved up my what. Is talent slang for penis, Jaskier? Where are you shoving it
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Lambert: so who's the big spoon and who's the little spoon? How does the spooning work?
Yennefer: I'm a knife
Jaskier: she's a knife
Geralt (nodding): she's a knife.
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i'm gonna need like 24 to 48hrs to just bombard you all with pictures and gifs and filthy goddamn thoughts about the bards tits this season because holy fuck Joey Batey
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Jaskier: My boyfriend went, "is Eurovision on?" turned the TV on for me and walked away. When it was finally over I went to look for him and he was napping. He put it on to keep me occupied like a toddler.
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