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cosmerelists · 5 months
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Pros and Cons of Stormlight Characters in the Middle Seat Next to You on a Budget Airline.
As requested by anon. :)
1. Kaladin
Cons: His legs are so long. His hair is so luxurious. His shoulders are so broad. This large, beautiful man is not trying to be in your space, but the budget airline seat cannot contain him. Pros: You started what you thought was an idle conversation, but by the end of your flight, he had diagnosed your chronic pain and become your therapist??
2. Shallan
Pros: Well, she's more of a regular-sized human and she's friendly but quiet. She seems to just want to sketch the whole flight, so no complaints! Cons: Why does she keep staring directly at a space across the plane and sketching the creepiest symbol-headed creatures you've ever seen with her eyes vaguely glazed over like she doesn't even know she's doing it holy shit is this a Twilight Zone situation where there are invisible gremlin monsters on this plane that only she can see and is it your imagination or do you hear humming from somewhere
3. Adolin
Cons: Listen, this is a budget airline, and this guy seems to think it's a fancy spa?? He's got the slippers, the posh eye mask, the luxurious travel pillow, some really nice face creams, and he seems to be video chatting with a girl even though the internet on the plane doesn't even work. Frankly, you're jealous and grouchy about it. Pros: Okay, he actually seems really sweet and he gave you some of his way-too-nice-for-an-airplane snacks. You take it all back; this guy is awesome.
4. Szeth
Pros: He is so still. So quiet. Almost folded in on himself. Barely...breathing? Honestly, you keep forgetting the middle seat is occupied, and how rare is that! Cons: You just...you think you'd feel better if he just blinked. Just once. Please.
5. Lift
Cons: You had to sigh just a little when a little kid plopped down next to you. Also, she goes to the bathroom every five minutes, and comes back with food every time. You think she might be robbing people. Pros: She complimented your butt quite sincerely. You've always been kinda self-conscious about your butt! But apparently yours is the "second best she's ever seen." Feels nice.
6. Jasnah
Pros: Like, is it possible for someone to just be really good at flying? She came in, expertly stowed her luggage, sat down elegantly, did her seatbelt, used a wipe to clean up the tray table and surrounding area, and immediately starting reading some thick tome. Do you have a crush on her? You might have a crush on her. Cons: She glanced at the book you're reading, and you know she judged you for it.
7. Wit
Cons: Does this guy EVER stop talking? Pros: Okay, actually, you found him kind of annoying at first, but that story he told you about the temple and the duck might have healed years of trauma? Did you just realize that you don't have to forgive your mom and that's okay?
8. Renarin
Pros: He sat down and you were like, "Okay. Cute nerd. I dig it." Cons: You just wish he wouldn't scrawl foreboding-seeming numerals on the back of the airline chair in front of him. Is it counting down to...just before the plane lands? What does it mean???
9. Amarem
Cons: He came in and was IMMEDIATELY like, "I am taller than you and so I should have your seat." And then he just...waited? Like he thought you'd just comply??? Pros: He seems intent on pretending that never happened. Fine by you. That guy seems like an asshole.
10. Zahel
Pros: He falls asleep, like, immediately and doesn't stir for the entire flight. Cons: He's just kinda stinky.
11. Dalinar
Cons: He sits down and, unprompted, says something like, "In my youth I would always battle to occupy every armrest but now, after reading The Way of Planes, I have realized that it is the journey, not the armrests, that matter, so you can have them" and then you're like, "Dude, the person in the middle seat gets the armrests that's just common courtesy" and then he looks at you and you look at him and it's vaguely awkward the whole flight and nobody uses the armrests. Pros: Actually, after a while you do take the armrest and the tension goes down a lot.
12. Taravangian
Pros: He just kinda seems like a nice old man, you know? Kinda confused about stuff, but harmless enough. Cons: He falls asleep partway through and droops his head onto your shoulder and drools a bit and you know you sound ridiculous but it feels somehow calculated. Intentional. Evil.
13. Sebarial
Cons: The very second beverage service starts he's all, "Bring me a BOTTLE of wine" and you're like, "Oh no. It's one of those dudes who gets way too drunk on planes!" Pros: You know? This guy actually seems pretty jolly and chill. You catch yourself thinking, "I wish I could pretend he was my uncle." You're not sure where that came from.
14. Rock
Pros: He scoffs at the provided airline snacks and gets out this thermos and gives you the best damn soup you've ever had in your life. Cons: He's just a large, warm man. Very large. Very warm. Not his fault, of course, but now YOU are very warm.
15. Elhokar
Cons: Every time there is plane turbulence, he mutters something about how it's the assassins coming to finish the job. Poor dude must be really scared of flying. Pros: You feel a warm, parental feeling growing in you as you look at this sad, scared man. Maybe your mom was right. Maybe you WOULD be good with kids.
16. Eshonai
Pros: This lady is, just, SO excited to be traveling that it can't help but make YOU excited to travel. Like, you always thought plane travel sucked, especially budget airline travel, be she is so delighted by everything that you find yourself thinking, "You know, it IS pretty amazing that we're soaring through the sky right now traveling to a new land." Cons: Cons? No cons. You wish you could ALWAYS see flying through this woman's eyes.
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piano-hoarder · 6 months
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Dalinar writing Oathbringer
Jasnah: Uncle, a good scholar always cites their sources, for the benefit of the reader and other scholars.
Dalinar:
Dalinar:
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cccrystalclear · 1 year
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Finished illustration of Jasnah!
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lamaery · 6 months
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15 -Pages
Jasnah reading some papers and texts late at night in her chambers. Happy bonus sketchbook Kaladin on the side. can this also double for 16 - moon"?
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sarahshoots1st · 1 year
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Various Stormlight characters represented by random images I've found on the internet:
Kaladin:
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Shallan:
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Dalinar:
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Adolin:
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Jasnah:
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Elhokar:
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Eshonai:
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Leshwi:
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Moash:
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Wit:
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moash · 9 months
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remember in the reddit post when brandon revealed ace jasnah he said something like “i tried a bunch of different things for jasnah before i settled on heteroromantic asexual. i even wrote a draft that included her having a relationship with a woman but it didn’t feel right.” LEAK THE SCRIPTS‼️‼️‼️‼️
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zerascout · 9 months
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philosophy in practice
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chumsterfire · 1 year
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They're not impressed...
Shallan and Jasnah
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pekgna · 1 year
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i thought they were cute
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tabbysdumb · 8 months
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Jasnah Kholin.... my queen..... I love this woman so much........ please she's so pretty.
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ldy-lilith · 6 months
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I'm not doing the whole list but i loved the idea for this prompt and i had to.
Ladies and gentleman JASNAH KHOLIN
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cosmerelists · 10 months
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What Your Preferred Kaladin Ship Says About You
[Minor spoilers for Stormlight]
Can the ships you like and/or write fanfiction for and/or read fanfiction for reveal something about you? Let’s say the answer is yes--what might your preferred Kaladin ship(s) say about you? 
1. Kaladin x Shallan
That scene in the chasms really got to you. You want to see two broken people raise each other up, preferably with a good helping of snark. Either that, or your love language is boot-stealing.
2. Kaladin x Adolin
You like a good rivals-to-lovers relationship, and you have a slight humiliation kink--it’s why you find yourself reading “bridgeboy” as romantic. 
3. Kaladin x Adolin x Shallan
Unlike Brandon Sanderson, you are no coward. 
4. Kaladin x Moash
You enjoy suffering. 
Or perhaps you just wish Sanderson hadn’t dropped the whole “the Alethi social system needs to burn” angle and still had Kaladin fighting against the system alongside Moash.
Which is to say--you enjoy suffering.
5. Kaladin x Lezian
You also enjoy suffering. The suffering of the characters, that is.
6. Kaladin x Lyn
Your ship was canon, but oh how briefly. I have to assume you write/read fix-it fanfic. 
7. Kaladin x Lewshi
You love a good, respectful, enemies to lovers slowburn. You say things like, “It’s about the yearning.” 
8. Kaladin x Renarin
I think you are probably a sweet person who wants only the best for your ships. You may have done a lot of research into epilepsy and how a fantasy doctor would talk about it.
10. Kaladin x Elhokar
I assume you are the type of person who says things like, “I want to put this man into a mason jar and shake him vigorously.”
11. Kaladin x Szeth
You probably have high hopes for the Shinover field trip. 
12. Kaladin x Rlain
You’d like to see these men explore their emotions...and presumably each other’s bodies.
13. Kaladin x Jasnah
You said “ace rights” and meant it with your whole chest.
14. Kaladin x Dalinar
You wish that a big strong man would look you in the eye and say in his deep, manly voice, “Your job is bad for your mental health. Quit right now. That is not a suggestion.”
15. Kaladin x Sleep
You just want to wrap Kaladin in a warm blanket until he feels better. 
That is to say, you love crack ships. 
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cosmermaid · 2 months
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Last night I dreamt that Kaladin and Jasnah got into a fight. I don't remember why but I do remember that it was really cool to watch.
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botanicaxu · 7 months
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Giveaway art for DS Con: Shai/Jasnah/Azure/Dalinar/Hoid/Taln
Those will be mailed to the exhibition hall for the requesters to claim. I might add more pieces for anyone to claim! (Also prepared some swag, see the last pic!)
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loucygoosey · 2 years
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Jasnah Kholin
Spent too long on her hair and now my hands are cramped, also Jasnah with dyed hair lives rent free in my brain
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annoyinglyobsessive · 2 months
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Hello these are all my head cannons for the stormlight college AU I’m never gonna write. Feel free to use them if you want.
Adolin is a fashion design minor (dalinar is very disappointed) and a physical sciences major. He also does wrestling on the side.
kaladin starts as a med student and is the soccer captain (the team is bridge 4) his dad really wants him to become a doctor but he drops his medical major and goes into psychology instead.
Shallan is a natural science major with a minor in art.
Jasnah is a history teacher and takes shallen under her wing (she argues with hoid (the drama teacher) about who shallans fav is)
Dalinar became headmaster after caliber died and started a scandal when he started dating the engineering teacher Navani
Rlain is in the soccer team and transferred from the rival school. He gets shit about it sometimes.
Renarin wanted to do wrestling with adolin but couldent due to epilepsy and bad eyes so he accepted it and is a math major.
The various Spren are all younger siblings. Maya suffered a traumatic brain injury as a child and is nonverbal. Adolin will quite literally fight anyone who talks bad about her.
The original plot was gonna be shallen is a year younger that the others and falls in love with kaladin and adolin who are in an established relationship. It would be from her point of view and stuff but feel free to do whatever you want with this. Please tag me in anything you cr we are I want to see!
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