#jason cracking open a beer at 7 am bc there's nothing else in house while roy's just aggressively pointing at the sink

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jason who hasnt had water in months: bro look at this shit my pee is green

tim, who hasnt had a shit in 2 weeks bc he eats sand sometimes: oh my god, it's a lazarus pit side affect,,, lets make someone drink it

barbara hearing all of this go down on the comms:

#barbara: guys your comms are still on #tim: so? there's nothing weird about this conversation #barbara: 😔🚫🙏🙏🚫 #save babs' soul is what i'm saying #jason hasn't had water in nine months #not like on purpose but he just forgot it existed #jason cracking open a beer at 7 am bc there's nothing else in house while roy's just aggressively pointing at the sink #'dude i cant eat metal what the fuck is wrong with you' #tim eats sand because he wanted to know what it tastes like but then immediately forgets #this is all from a convo between me and charleswaterloo #when will my buddie charleswaterloo return from the war #to be fair shits too busy these days #tim drake #jason todd #dc incorrect quotes #red hood #red robin #dc #dcu #dc comics #batman #batfam #batfamily #barbara gordon #oracle #batgirl