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dilfgifs · 3 months
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JASON STATHAM as JONAS TAYLOR The Meg (2018) dir. Jon Turteltaub
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cinemabuffoon · 5 months
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If I'm not supposed to have crushes on middle aged men then why are they so hot? Explain that political party of your choosing
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1liv · 11 months
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JASON STATHAM in THE MEG (2018)
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anthonysperkins · 11 months
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Jason Statham as Jensen Garner Ames in Death Race (2008) dir. Paul W. S. Anderson
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mancandykings · 11 months
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Jason Statham in the music video Comin’ On (1993) by The Shamen
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mysharona1987 · 8 months
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But you are literally vaporised and disintegrated by the wrath of the ocean in a millisecond.
There isn’t a real way to get out of that.
Unless you star in The Meg 2.
In which case you are apparently fine. Because Jason Statham is around and the ocean won’t mess with him.
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lanadel-heyyy · 3 months
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important letterboxd reviews of The Beekeeper
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hunnam · 2 months
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Jason Statham The Beekeeper (2024) dir. David Ayer
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spookytuesdaypod · 10 months
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he’s not the stepdad he’s the dad who stepped up 😤😤😤
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shipperwolf1 · 1 year
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If you haven't seen The Meg and you're thinking "why would I watch this dumbass shark movie it's stupid as fuck" youre right.
Jason Statham sings "just keep swimming" as he tries to escape a megalodon. This movie does not take itself seriously at all and that's what makes it so fun.
So yes, I WILL be watching the sequel. Bc it's gonna be even dumber and I am here for it.
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meganfoxrocksmyworld · 7 months
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Expend4bles, 2023.
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acecroft · 8 months
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THE MEG (2018) dir. Jon Turteltaub
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drrav3nb · 8 months
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In psychology they call that cognitive dissonance. In the real world they call it parenting.
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tygerland · 9 months
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Official Chinese promotional artwork for Meg 2: The Trench (2023).
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mysharona1987 · 9 months
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Gee, it’s almost like the Meg movies, or Jason Statham films in general, aren’t rooted in reality.
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