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redsray · 2 months
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Wayne gala but all of the batkids were forced to go so now they are SET on giving Bruce the biggest headache ever while also entertaining themselves. read: they have a bet going on who can have the most ridiculous headline in the paper the next morning. some honourable mentions include:
Bruce Wayne's (il?)legal Ward(?) Stephanie Brown Claims to 'Always Have at Least Three of Bruce's Wallets' on Her Person. (With Interview! "Always have to be prepared, y'know? S'not like he'll notice one is missing.")
Eldest Wayne Son Richard Grayson Seen Falling Face First Into the Chocolate Fountain at Recent Charity Gala: Proceeds to Get Back Up, Laugh it Off and Return Thirty Seconds Later Unphased. (With Bonus Interview! "My hair just falls back into place perfectly, even after exposed to melted chocolate 30 seconds beforehand.")
Jason Todd-Wayne's First Public (Official!) Appearance Since He Returned: Everything You Need to Know, From Claims of An Alien Kidnapping to Punching the Newly-Hired Bartender! (With Exclusive Interview: "He looked at Cass weird. Creep. Should send him to those aliens.")
Bruce Wayne's Youngest Damian Wayne Denies Bringing Mysterious Pets to Recent Gala; Allegedly Does Not Notice the Hoard of Animals Hidden Behind Him, Including a Cow. (With New Interview: "Pets? Here? Foolish. All of my pets are safely in their wing of the manor. Do not disrespect their name.")
Timothy Drake-Wayne and His Gala Experiences: Wayne Middle Child Is Caught Falling Asleep At Multiple Tables During the Charity Gala, Claims to 'Not Know What Sleep Is' When Asked. (Bonus Interview! "Sleeping? At tables? Please, I have some class. What even is sleep? Is this a new social custom I am unaware of?")
see also: Timothy Drake-Wayne Denies Ownership of Skateboard Placed Under Bruce Wayne's Chair Despite His Name Clearly Etched On the Back.
Bruce Wayne's Newest Ward Duke Thomas Accidentally Spills Punch On His Guardian; Proceeds to Make Wayne Thank Him Because 'That Suit Was A Fashion Disaster'. (With Exclusive Interview: "That suit looked like it was picked out by Dick. That's not a good thing. It looked better with punch spilt on it.")
Eldest Daughter of Bruce Wayne, Cassandra Cain, Reported Hiding Behind Each of Her Siblings in Succession Throughout the Recent Gala; When Asked, Each Sibling Denied Seeing The Young Woman. (With Added Interview: "Fun game. Hide and seek, with paparazzi. Fun to scare.")
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weewoow-20706030 · 1 year
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Bruce is the only member of the batfam that has no tolerance for spice. Dick grew up in a travelling circus, he has had food from all over the world. Jason grew up on the street, he ate what he could get. Tim's parents went all around the world, and had food and recipes from all around the world, whenever they were home Janet would make exotic meals. Damian grew up with Talia, he grew up on middle eastern food. But Bruce? He grew up on Alfred's British ass cooking, he thinks pepper has 'a little kick'.
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son1c · 1 year
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Your favorite pokemon
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ledian will always be my #1!!!!!!
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anissapierce · 1 year
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Funny jay todd n Jefferson pierce thought after the jefferson lives at the wayne manor au i have in my head * and jason after coming back from death complaining that he should've asked that jefferson adopt him n so he could have cool siblings like Anissa and Jennifer and bc anissa hates dick and hates bruce the moment she heard about this (from grace who heard from roy who heard from dick) she relishes bringing it up on the rare occasion she sees bruce or dick. She nvr runs into jay but tells grace to pass it along next time she seems him that shed still gladly welcome him as her brother
(which of course just becomes a snowballing affair and jeff tries to jump in n say that its not nice to joke about and though he cared about jason as a child he doesnt condone his actions now but that if jason wanted to discuss with him like an adult hed be willing to do so because he does want to thank him for helping get him out of his jail but whnvr he calls jason picks up but doesnt answer)
*(jeff has recovered his powers bc of the first outsiders mission this was after bruce revealed his identity to the team but it doesnt have to be bc i can see Jeff knowing but pretending not to know when the team was around idk its an au. Also jason is adopted which imo fits the timeline i think bc if he showed in titans #18 and terra died in #44 and terras death was right before batman revealed his identity. But jeff doesnt want to return to his home bc outsiders stuff and also being worried about his powers and hurting his daughters ex wife or students.
Bruce suggests that as a trial run he can stay at his home already booby trapped with failsafes and help him Jasond social integration (an idea of alfreds) so jason can have someone around who might understand and help that transition to being around rich people at home and at school. Bc just plopping a kid in that kind of environment without the social structure to support them isn't good for the kid even if theyre getting good grades like jason is bc hes smart )
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Proving that no one really hates TOA Apollo
When Apollo came back to CHB after becoming a god again, literally everyone rushed to hug him and he was definitely not the only one crying from the reunion
Piper eventually did forgive him for the whole Jason thing, which I highly doubt she would have done with someone she hated. She actually seemed pretty chill with him
Hazel tried to cheer Apollo up while he was dying, actually, she never really hated him
Reyna decided that she had hope in Apollo changing for the better, and he didn't let her down
SALLY JACKSON likes him, stating as well that he has changed and telling him she is proud of him
Grover and Apollo are on good, but not the best terms, but that's still not hate
Percy has taken almost everything bad he said about Lester, albeit he was bribed with cookies, but idgaf
He won over Meg and she finally deemed him a somewhat worthy servant (the unicorn did it), which I count as a win
There are so many other people, such as Lit, Nico, and his children, who do genuinely like him, but I'm in a bit of a hurry rn
This was just a list to make me feel better btw about all the hate Apollo gets, and I hope this makes you feel a bit better too :)
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tanglepelt · 1 year
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Dc x dp idea 19
Danny outs himself and Vlad to Bruce Wayne at a gala. Why because he thinks Bruce is Batman’s sugar daddy. Best way to get a message to him obviously. Turns out he didn’t have to Jazz was at the gala and punched Vlad straight in the face.
So vlad finally gives up on Maddie. Maybe she found out he was half ghost and tried to kill him not really too important. Vlad is a sore loser
Meaning he kills Maddie, jack, and Danny’s friends to isolate him. Jazz is away at Gotham U and Vlad doesn’t bother to check that everyone was there when he killed them.
Danny is trapped at vlad manors like how sam was with the tiara. Anyone who may not know or recall the episode a bs princess contest was hosted sam won, weirdo with a castle (much like vlad) decided to trap her with a magic crown. She just couldn’t leave the castle (now like Danny)
Jazz thinks Danny died in the explosion. Vlad paid the custody lawyers and cops hush money as to not alert anyone Danny was alive. He needed to keep his little badger “safe”.
Vlad now has no one to stop him and has his perfect son in his grasps. He turns to world domination.
Time passes and word of Vlads adoptive son gets out. Both get invited to many galas. Danny has no say in anything and is just trying to get the damn watch off. Vlad only agree to go to the Wayne’s gala as he had never been invited before.
After a few safety precautions. Sending his ghost animals ahead to essentially hold the rich hostage. Danny would behave if it meant keep others safe after all. So the watch gets taken off for a shocker and way to prevent him from using his powers for the trip to Gotham.
Danny is just thinking of Tucker’s theory that Bruce is Batman’s sugar daddy. Sam just thought he was Batman.
So Danny writes a note addressed to Bruce.
Basically says hey vlad is plasmius. He’s a fruitloop killed my family and friends to adopt me. Please help. Btw vlad rigged the gala with ghost in case i tried anything. He has me and them connected to the totally secret remote in his front pocket. Shocks me and makes the animals attack. Don’t be mean to them. He experimented on my animal friends. So like don’t be suspicious and please pass this on to batman. Pretty sure your his sugar daddy Hence the note to you.
He does manage to pass the note on. Bruce and his kids all kinda look at him in shock.
Only then does jazz walk in with some dude with a white streak. She looked at him then vlad. Then him again. Vlad was sweating. Danny was grinning.
She then immediately decks him and tackels vlad. All while Bruce reads the note.
Dick and Jason are now involved. Danny is yelling about the remote. It goes flying Damian catches it. The ghost animals appear. Danny tells which button to click. Damian frees the ghost animals and danny from there collars or in Danny’s case watch.
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Why is Annabeth known as a badass strategist and leader?
Genuine question btw. Annabeth has this reputation in the fandom as being 'the best strategist and leader.' What are her top ten impressive moments? I want quotations from the books in the notes and reblogs. Gimme.
TLT: There's the moment in the tunnel of love where Annabeth has the plan to jump using the force of the wave to catapult them over the fence. But the thing is Annabeth miscalculated; if not for Grover intercepting their fall with Luke's shoes they would've fallen on solid concrete and gotten injured or died.
SoM: Annabeth's significant moment in this moment from what I remember is when she used her invisibility cap to lure Polyphemus away from the cave. But she was essentially copying a past hero? And her plan didn't even work as Polyphemus caught her and Annabeth spent the next several chapters being injured/rescued and leaving all the fighting to Percy, Clarisse and Grover.
BOTL: Annabeth was under a lot of pressure due to the last lines of the prophecy, which is understandable. Except instead of coping with that pressure by making plans and relying on her quest mates, she falls apart. She was suppose to be the leader of that quest. And yet in the beginning of the book she loses Grover and Tyson and doesn't find them - doesn't even know they're still alive - until near the end. She leaves Percy in Mount Helens where he's tortured and almost killed. Where are her master strategies? How did she lead them to victory? It was Percy who got Rachel to lead them through the labyrinth, and Grover was the MVP (with Pan's powers) in the actual battle at chb.
TLO: Did Annabeth even have any strategies in this book? She had Dedalus's laptop for about a year - and yet Athena and Hermes (who were very busy fighting Typhon and getting their asses kicked) had to take the time to send a message that was essentially "You have a resource (Dedalus's statue plan in the laptop) sitting in your lap. It's been there for an entire year. Use it." Malcom was the one to lead the Athena cabin while Annabeth followed Percy.
PJO, in general: Annabeth was the Athena cabin leader for all the books. She was co-leader with Luke (if I remember correctly) in the first capture the flag game where she pitted Percy vs. Clarisse & siblings by the river.
MOA: Imo this was the only book where Annabeth really shined. Annabeth's strategy to trap Arachne was amazing until Arachne won by fucking pulling Annabeth into Tartarus, where Percy was the one to defeat Archane in an instant. Annabeth finding the Athena's statue on her own by travelling alone and weaving over the chasm (if I remember correctly) was amazing. But then Rick went and invalidated that by having the other Seven blow open the roof and take the AP, without any help or instruction from Annabeth.
HoO general: Did Annabeth have any leadership moments? I remember seeing a lot of headcanons about it, but in the books all I could find was the poorly written pissing match between Jason and Percy. If anyone could share quotes where Annabeth acts like a leader that would be awesome.
So in summary, for Annabeth's badass strategist and leadership moments:
Being senior Athena cabin leader in the first 4 books.
Annabeth co-leading capture the flag in tlt with Luke
Annabeth travelling to the AP and getting past obstacles like the chasm by weaving (if I remember correctly) in MOA
Annabeth confronting her fears (spiders) and trapping Archane in MOA.
I breezed over most of the series because it's been a long time since I read it while paying specific attention to Annabeth, so I'm sure I missed stuff because tumblr pjo fandom loves Annabeth, so surely there's some content supporting that? Like that admiration isn't soley built on headcanons right?
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Hey, quick question if you don't mind me asking but what are your thoughts on Drew Tanaka as a character and how she was portrayed in HOO?
canon drew...well. i rbed this post that says "drew was not written as a character but rather a human obstacle who needed to be feminine so the ‘not like other girls’ could defeat her," and i think that summarizes it perfectly. she exists exclusively to make piper look good, which is a real shame bc drew could've been interesting. as-is, drew is not only uninteresting, piper is also uninteresting by extension. it'd be like if nancy was one of percy's greatest obstacles in tlt.
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here, in her introduction, not only is drew, a feminine girl, vain, she's also weak and unintimidating, a triple whammy right away! she has no reason to be antagonistic towards piper here, they literally just got to camp. piper's crime right now is *checks notes* not looking cute and existing next to a "good-looking guy." oh, yeah, btw drew likes jason for being hot and powerful.
this triple whammy isn't even restricted to drew, it's the entire aphrodite cabin. they all giggle when drew flirts w jason and when piper is uncomfortable being "gorgeous" and are too scared and weak to stand up to drew. the two exceptions are a guy who got in trouble for saying piper "might not be so bad" and a girl who's afraid of ugly shoes. what an uninteresting take.
anyway, moments like this
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are everywhere. now, let's remember for a moment that the aphrodite cabin (including drew!) fought in a war where they were outnumbered and won. but yeah, their biggest strength is their ability to "make an orange t-shirt glamorous" bc piper is the only one out of them who can *checks notes* uhhh run? charmspeak on a quest? carry a knife? she doesn't even know how to fight in tlh! she wasn't at camp for more than two days, she never had any fighting experience! the fact that she's being called tougher than ppl who fought in a war makes me grit my teeth. and thalia was there when it happened!
and it doesn't even makes sense bc we see aphrodite like this is ttc
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and she says this in tlh
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(also sidenote: why is aphrodite's claiming so egregious and uncomfortable then? it's like rick has a moment of clarity and realizes he's being stupid and then immediately fucks it up again.)
this is interesting! and some of these kids (including drew!) would have met this aphrodite during the solstices. so portraying drew and the aphrodite cabin as a bunch of shallow kids obsessed w makeup that need to be saved by piper "not like other girls" mclean is so contrived. and constantly bringing up how piper's so much better than those shallow and weak aphrodite kids makes piper's entire character grating. rick brings up aneaus repeatedly throughout tlh, a son of venus/aphrodite that founded rome. why are we acting like aphrodite children are weak and stupid when we could be exploring literally anything else? like, you know, how they're traumatized?
and the thing is, he brings up silena! and it's done terribly. piper, who never knew silena and never will, lecturing drew, someone who knew silena and was betrayed by her, has always pissed me off. piper relating to silena bc she feels like she's in the same position? good, that's fine, i have no problem w this. but acting like she knew silena to ppl who actually did and then preaching abt what silena believed should've gotten her smacked (rick didn't even addressed the actual important part, which is how the other campers feel abt silena or how they feel abt surviving a war).
then when piper challenges drew, again, drew fought in a war while piper hasn't trained for a single day, why are we acting like piper could beat drew in a fight? piper can't even use charmspeak bc drew's resistant to it! that's the one advantage piper has! writing it like this comes off like piper is only strong as long as everyone else is weak. she's not rising to a challenge, her competitor is just so pathetic that she can overpower them. she didn't earn her strength. that's not good character development! so we're throwing two entire character arcs away for this!
what really gets me abt all of this is that piper didn't need to be a counselor. piper needed a place to belong. making drew nothing more than a stepping-stone was completely unnecessary, and making the aphrodite cabin weak and vain was redundant bc we already had an example w silena (and again, all the kids that fought in a war). as it is in canon, drew's character is a great example of some of rick's biggest writing flaws.
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allthemarrowoflife · 2 years
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okay listen i know we're all ronance bitches (me definitely included) but also may i present to you: chrissy doesn't die, finds out about the supernatural shit along with eddie, joins the teen group and becomes robin's new crush
i mean it's canon to me that eddie and chrissy are besties (it's cool if you ship them btw i think it's cute too i just personally hc eddie as gay) so just IMAGINE
chrissy didn't die at the trailer but shit happened anyway and eddie's still wanted
jason finds out chrissy was hanging out with eddie and goes on his whole "he's the vessel to the devil and a satanic cult leader" rant, makes her parents lock her at home and convinces everyone eddie brainwashed her and that's the only reason she claims he's innocent and a good person
she runs away in the middle of the night, goes to dustin cause she knows eddie's close with him, finds about the whole upside down thing and volunteers to help them
the fruity four are now the fruity five
everything else is basically the same except with someone else cursed by vecna in the hawkins gang along with max
the fav song queued up on her walkman for emergency purposes is Don't You (Forget About Me) by simple minds because i feel like the breakfast club would be her favourite movie
robin giving chrissy her jacket to wear cause she ran away in her thin pajamas and looks cold
eddie fussing over her and freaking out about how she should have staid home and everyone is hunting him down and her boyfriend's crazy and she can't be seen with them and it's dangerous but she just smiles and says "see, you do worry. not mean and scary at all."
robin going on her pretty girl panic ramble and chrissy giggles instead of thinking she's weird
the two of them would be the ultimate "she wears short skirts, i wear t-shirts, she's cheer captain and i'm on the bleachers" trope except with the sapphic twist of said nerd and cheerleader falling in love with each other instead of the guy from the lyrics
once the fight's won and life's back to normal she officially dumps jason's sorry ass and starts hanging out with people she actually likes
she's still cheer captain and The Queen of Hawkins High, just with a nerdy and socially awkward girlfriend and a metalhead bestfriend
steve starts driving her to school too (since eddie already drives himself and max)
her and eddie go bother steve and robin at work on the weekends
they go on quadruple dates all the time: steve+eddie, robin+chrissy, nancy+jonathan, argyle+his van (or his pot or eden, depends on who's available)
JUST GIVE ME MORE CHRISSY CONTENT SHE WAS WAY TOO CUTE TO LAST ONLY ONE EPISODE
AND GIVE ROBIN A SWEET GIRLFRIEND WHILE YOU'RE AT IT PLEASE
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alexwritingspot · 2 months
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Assuming I read that right and you want to know our OCs, here we go...
Name: Milread "Millie" Leith
Age: Physically 15, Chronologically 113 (she was on the Titanic, fought a sea monster, got frozen Captain America style, thaws out in the modern day)
Godly parent: Neptune
Nationality: Scottish
Something you like/dislike: (curious about this one, do you mean what *I* (dis)like or the character (dis)likes?)
:-)
A/n: Yep darling, that was what I intended! BTW your character’s concept is so cool?? Like- I love it.
Headcanons
꧂ When Millie first was introduced to the wolf goddess was totally weirded out. Was an animal talking to her? Next thing she knew she had to find this camp or whatever.
꧂ She was really confused at first. This was America, but she remembered the ship sinking, and fighting that strange creature…
꧂ During her journey to find camp Jupiter she found really strange how almost every girl wore jeans or trousers so freely. Why weren’t men criticising them?
꧂ Once she arrived at camp Jupiter, almost losing her life to some different monsters, she found out it wasn’t 1912 anymore. She thought it was a big joke until someone explained to her that it was now 2024. ꧂ She immediately clicked with Jason and Reyna
꧂ First time that she tried a smoothie in New Rome she was kinda of amazed. Like- humanity had invented lot of stuff? (No one had still told her about phones)
꧂ Neptune recognised her when she first won the War game and she was kinda of disappointed. Wasn’t Neptune a not so popular god between Romans?
꧂ Quickly got over her disappointment when she found out she had powers.
꧂ Like, they were so cool?? 100% questioned herself if she should eat fish or not. Did that imply that she was eating her “people”….?
꧂ Totally was worried when Jason disappeared. People don’t just disappear, right?
꧂ Wasn’t that much of a surprise that there was another camp for demigods. Much more surprising was that at Camp Half-blood there weren’t demigods of 2 generations.
꧂ Wanted to help the 7 in their mission but ended up helping Reyna instead by taking her position momentarily.
꧂ Totally relieved once the war ended and Gaea was defeated.
꧂ Got along well with demigods from Camp Half-blood, I mean- who cares if they’re Greek??
꧂ She helped Jason with his projects before… ya know.
꧂ People at camp Jupiter thought that Millie was really cool. This girl not only was Roman and she had mastered fighting skills and formations, she also could control the sea
꧂ Found Percy annoying in the start, he was like an annoying little brother (which he technically was) but they eventually developed the best sister-brother bond.
꧂ They have matching bracelets and no one can tell me anything else. They are like those cheap strings bracelets that you buy on the beach, and they are just perfect.
꧂ It took her some times to keep up with modern times, but she eventually managed to get everything (She totally loved that girls could wear trousers)
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a/n pt 2: Hope this was what you were looking for! Thanks for requesting lovely 🧡
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thatshygirls-world · 1 year
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JASON TODD X READER
Note: It's my first time writing fanfiction. Please don't be too hard on me.
“My gosh, why can’t I beat you?! Dammit!” I softly toss his phone to his chest.
It’s so frustrating, I played it for 15 times. I still can’t get pass his high score. I saw the way his smirk builds up on his face, while slowing moving his hands onto my waist. I just wanna suffocate his face with a pillow if it weren’t for his god-like face.
“Are you gon’na give up now?” He says as he uses both his hands to trace circles on my sides.
“I’ll beat it this time, Jay.”
“Oh please, that’s what you said the last 15 times, Y/N. I’ll give you another chance. Don’t worry if you lose, I’m just going to take a peek at your underwear.”
Fuck, I’m starting to regret accepting his deal. All because of my laziness that I’m in this mess. I just couldn’t resist his deal that if I won he would do the dishes until next week. Though the consequence if I lose I’ll let him see the color of my underwear. I doubt it would end with just seeing.
In the end, stupid me accepted the stupid deal.
“This time I’ll win, for real,” I said as I shifted my position on top of him and played the game once again.
I heard him lowly grunt. Probably because of the way I rubbed him while correcting my seating. I couldn’t help but giggle at his reaction.
Miss.
Miss.
Shit.
I got distracted.
1,650. It’s so much lower than my previous score.
He grabbed the phone from my hands. As he looked at my score, a grin slowly crept to his face. He dropped the phone and moved his attention to me. His eyes trailing from my face to my lower waist. It made me clench with the thoughts of what would happen after.
"I think you lost, Y/N." His hands and eyes slowly moving to my thighs.
"It's your fault that I got distracted," I complained as I held his hands to stop it going further up my thighs.
His eyes met mine. And I swear I'm starting to get wet by his gaze and touch. The way he sat up, dominated my height, and move closer to my ear made me flinch.
"Lift up your skirt, princess."
He stared at me waiting to follow his order. The moment I start to feel his dick getting hard, I felt nervous.
"Jason, I can't," I plead while my voice trembled. I stared at his lust-filled eyes and hoped he'll consider my words.
He's faced moved to the left side of my neck. I trembled and sighed when he kissed and sucked my skin, leaving marks.
"Then I'll do it. Don't regret your choice, princess."
His hands slip through mine and held my waist. He flipped our position, my back meeting the bed.
He's hands cuffing up both my wrist to the bed using the hand cuffs he got under the bed.
"Jason, unlock this please," I said while squirming under him.
"Later. First, I'll finish my end of the deal."
to be continue...
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Danny ran away from home… and, for some reason, he's hiding out at Wayne Manor… for some other reason, Stephani proposes to play with the Güij… Danny answers…
Lol, I can imagine him staying there for a number of reasons.
1. Brucie Wayne is known as a major idiot playboy so he thinks he won't be caught by him.
2. There are a lot of black haired blue eyed people and Danny thinks he has a cover for if he screws up and someone catches a glimpse of him
3. The butler is an amazing cook. Hes seen some of the meals he made on TV once when Mr Wayne was doing an interview and the food looked like heaven. He now knows it tastes as good as it looks
4. The mansion is one of the most well defended high security places in the world and even his parents would have a hard time storming this castle. This place was practically a fortress
5. The youngest Wayne has a lot of pets and Danny loves pets. If Cujo comes around then he's sure Damian could tame him.
6. Jason's library would probably get raided and he'd be ranting about missing books. Danny makes extra sure not to damage them in any way
7. The people there are free entertainment. The Waynes and co are also fun to mess with. Hes done everything from playing hide and seek with a very distressed Duke (full horror movie style. Danny won btw) to zapping himself into a video game Technus style to play against Tim. He didn't do that again because it turns out Tim is really good when he has motivation
There's probably more but thats off the top of my head
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Okay but Gareth thinking that r could never like him (not that he's crushing, no way) and there's r going out of her way to show him that she likes him (matching his flannel with a skirt, getting him new pins, sitting super close to him and laughing at his jokes). Eddie eventually finds out about r's crush and tells Gareth and it's a little chaotic?
adore your writing btw! <3
Ofc!
Gareth Emerson x Reader
Gareth didn't like you. There was no way. You were cute, but he thought lots of girls were cute.
You walk in with a mid thigh length black skirt and a flannel that looks a lot like the type Gareth wears. Gareth shrugs it off, flannels are more popular in the fall.
You just happened to sit right next to him. Gareth assumes it was because you didn't want to sit next to Eddie, he could be a bit much sometimes.
Gareth definitely doesn't like you, but he does think you look pretty. There's no way he could like you.
You had tried so hard. Having bought a flannel just like his, he had to know you liked him by now. Was he just that oblivious?
Everybody knew you two had a crush on each other. But the two of you. For months, Eddie had watched as it became painful to see you two pins after the other.
You would get Gareth a pin of his favorite band, friends do that? Or the time you made brownies for Hellfire. Gareth just happens to absolutely love brownies.
Eddie let's out a quite sigh as you laugh at one of Gareth's jokes. Eddie wouldn't know you had a crush, but you laughed at all of his jokes. Even the mind numbingly stupid ones.
Eddie couldn't decide if he should do something. He could say you both have crushes on each other. But then you two might deny the obvious truth.
He had to think of something better. Maybe he could lie to one of you and say he hear the other say they wish they could take the other on a date?
You were in love. Gareth was the best. He was cute, funny, played in an awesome band, was in a cool club, and he was in love with your baking.
You smiled and laughed at another stupid joke. You could of swore you lose a brain cell every time a joke is told at this table.
How could Gareth not know you liked him? It was incredibly obvious. But, what if he did know, and just didn't like you back?
He might just want to be friends... you try to push the thought out of your mind as he brushes his hand next to yours to grab his Sandwich.
You ignore the butterflies that form in your stomach from the little touch. You were hopelessly in love with your friend.
Gareth also ignores the way his heart soars when he brushed your fingers. It was an accident he told himself. You don't actually like her.
Eddie made up his mind. He was going to tell Gareth that you have a crush on him. Only because he was 100% sure that Gareth liked you back. It would take a bigger idiot then Jason Carver to not see that.
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Eddie was going to tell Gareth. You had study hall and wouldn't be at lunch. So, Eddie got Gareth's attention.
"Y/N likes you, a lot," of course. Gareth tried to deny it.
"No," he says. There was no way she liked him..and he definitely doesn't like her back.
"It's true," Eddie says exasperated.
"No it's not, stop lying," Gareth says.
"He's right, it's kinda obvious you both like each other," Jeff says.
"Dude, she is totally in love with you," Dustin says and Gareth hides his blushing face.
Gareth sees you after class, "I like you," he blurts out full of nerves. If you did actually like him it would be incredible. If not he just ruined his favorite friendship.
You don't reply and throw your arms around his neck and kiss him. His lips taste faintly of cherry soda he had at lunch.
You smile into the kiss as you both hide in the corner of the hallway.
Gareth could never tell eddie. He would never live this down. Eddie would remind him of it every damn time he could.
Little did you and Gareth know, Eddie was snickering like he just won the lottery by the lockers as he saw you kiss Gareth.
He walks away smiling to himself, matchmaker Munson had a nice ring to it. He almost skips down the hall from excitement.
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princeoftheuniverse · 5 months
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This song was written for Robert’s daughter and if I hear it’s a pedophile song one more time I might just explode.
Anyway, the Ocean is one of my favorite Led Zeppelin songs ever. The intro riff is one of my top favorites, and in this version specifically it just sounds so good. I’ve added a few videos of when I saw Jason Bonham do it live (phenomenal show, btw).
^This is from Jason Bonham’s show in Atlantic City, NJ on July 22nd of this year
I’ll add the second video in a reblog (fuck you, tumblr)
This is my favorite version of the song, off the the live (1972) album Titled “How the West Was Won”. It was recorded in California, and it’s actually a compilation of two concerts (you can hear when they switch in the middle, I’m blanking on where exactly). The Ocean specifically is from the LA recording.
Oh, and in case anyone was wondering, John Bonham’s line at the beginning of the song is “We’ve done four already, and now we’re steady, one, two, three, four” (which I yell constantly when I need things to go right).
Apparently the time signature of the song is weird, but I’m not going to even pretend to understand music theory or time signatures.
It’s a good song and you should absolutely listen to it. It’s oh so good, if you will.
Another great version of the song^
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I'm glad you watched another playthrough of the devil in me bc sgfs run made it look so bad I wondered if he had missed some absolutely crucial game choice but no I guess it really is just like that
the shit makes no sense. im going to "spoil" it rn but like. you can't spoil this game. theres no twist theres just a fucked up guy who walks at you. the killer was killerman. you win prize money.
like lets do a quick list of what was good ("good") and what wasnt. most of these are just going to be moments or isolated plot elements
THE BAD:
it wasnt as accidentally funny as their previous games. accidentally funny i mean.
it had the audacity to end with someone picking up the h.h. holmes mask (not a thing that exists btw. no one is making these except like custom on etsy. its so fucking suspicious) like "oooh hes going to do it agaiiiin!" but he got chopped up by a boat propeller. no he isnt
the areas and parts where certain players were "supposed" to die were REALLY telegraphed and detrimental to the pacing of an already artificially bloated plot
why was there a dog that hated the murderer living on the island waiting to bite the shit out of him. whose dog was that. why was there dog. cheap emotional fodder tossed in at the end.
the opening kill is legitimately unpleasant to watch. they forgot that the kills are supposed to be gruesome and not stomach churningly sadistic or remind me of holocaust movies
the characters are genuinely awful and boring people who hate each other. not a single lifeline to be had. even the dog shows up too late for you to establish any kind of friendship
the reason why no one has cell phones is because a guy who is tricking them into taking his place as the murder victims just takes them as part of the "experience". they're a fucking film crew lol. theres no way
i legit thought it was going to end up being a team of people bc he was somehow everywhere at once doing the slow jason walk
instead it's one man, an ex-FBI agent who was abused by his mom and gets talked into doing serial murder by the single lamest serial killer monologue ive ever heard in my life. its just a guy who decided to try something different one day. and then i guess he built a murder hotel after faking his death so he could do more murder. this sucks. i dont care about this.
the plot elements are completely random. the animatronics made out of PEOPLE (they apparently did not get the news that they were beat to this idea by a solid near decade) have nothing to do with anything at all. not h.h. holmes, not murder hotel. they're just there for no reason. they barely even get used.
and they had the audacity to show him MAKING animatronics OF THE 5 FILM CREW MEMBERS after they arrived on the island. this game takes place over the course of one day. he did not do this. there is no way. this game stretches the player's suspension of disbelief too far.
the writing on the mom and the serial killer is pathetic lol. its rough to see evil attempted by people who can only conceptualize it in terms of physical violence
oh great another taxidermy guy. thanks
it was just some guy
THE "GOOD"
the ending is so bad that its ballsy. it cuts to a news reporter talking about how they are still finding bodies in the hotel where 5 person groups were tricked into staying so that they could be murdered. the ppl watching the report are interrupted by their friend who tells them her viral video won a contest (dog its 2022 lol) and the prize is that 5 of them get to stay in a mysterious hotel owned by a man with the same name as the guy they were just talking about.
then it zooms into the email the girl got telling her that she won and that one image of h.h. holmes is just in the window
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did he make the little graphic announcing she has won? did he deliberately include himself? did he not notice somehow that he was in the picture. did he set up a timer and run up to the top floor so he could be very spooky and mysterious
HOW could he POSSIBLY afford another murder house. the invoice for the first one on the private island is IN THE GAME and its an eye popping amount. he does NOT have another house like where is he getting the money? or getting it zoned? or tricking ANOTHER construction team into building death traps that are suspiciously like the ones on the news
theres a part where a woman is stuck in a closet having an anxiety/asthma attack and the scary murder man gives her her inhaler. for some reason. this is never explained
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why did he have ultra specific recordings of his mom commenting on what time he arrives and what page of his baby book he looks at. or what time it is.
theres phonographs and creepy music playing everywhere and no one turns them off like "what the fuck!!!" they're just like ooooh no im being menaced SSOOOO much
why was one of the crew members friends with someone who was strangled by "the campus strangler". as far as i can tell this adds nothing to the story, it just freaks her. as the player i dont care bc the the killerman just finds this out somehow and finds a copy of the paper where they used a photo taken of her, her friend and the strangler. guess which one is the strangler:
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how could they identify his fake dead body from "dental records". they explicit say this. did he fucking glue a set of teeth into the guys mouth. is he toothless throughout the whole game. is he wearing fake teeth. im laughing just typing this up. what the fuck
he pulled an hh holmes on the construction crew after they built a hh holmes themed murder hotel for him.
the murder counter. why does it exist. how does it know to update.
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im now thinking about how funny it is that he put in a 4th digit. get real dude! no WAY
the director being baited into an obvious trap with cigarettes like he was being hunted by wiley e. coyote was insane. my dude you are being murdered. you know you are at this point. why did you go into the room with only one entrance!!
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it was just some guy
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THE NEPO BABY SHOWDOWN!!!
setting this up was exhausting btw. i'm never doing a 64-person bracket again
matchups below!
Quadrant A (april 9)
Jesus Christ (the Bible) vs. Kang Tae-mu (Business Proposal)
Steven Universe (Steven Universe) vs. Piper McLean (Heroes of Olympus)
Spandam (One Piece) vs. Michael Corleone (The Godfather)
Asami Sato (Legend of Korra) vs. Jon Kent (DC)
Bruce Wayne (DC) vs. Abigail Bellweather (Motherland: Fort Salem)
Percy Jackson (Percy Jackson) vs. Olivier Mira Armstrong (Fullmetal Alchemist)
Diluc Ragnvindr (Genshin Impact) vs. Dee and Dennis Reynolds (It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia)
Light Yagami (Death Note) vs. Charley Witherspoon (BoJack Horseman)
Quadrant B (april 10)
Shoto Todoroki (My Hero Academia) vs. Jorgen Weight (Skyward)
Gretchen Wieners (Mean Girls) vs. Carmen and Juni Cortez (Spy Kids)
Rufus Shinra (Final Fantasy) vs. Janine (Pokemon)
Will Stronghold (Sky High) vs. Mark Grayson (Invincible)
Seto Kaiba (Yu-Gi-Oh) vs. Jack Knight (DC)
Loona (Helluva Boss) vs. Richie Rich (Richie Rich)
Jack Zimmermann (Check Please) vs. Byakuya Togami (Danganronpa)
Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb) vs. Cordelia Goode (American Horror Story: Coven)
Quadrant C (april 11)
Kendall Roy (Succession) vs. Han Joo-won (Beyond Evil)
Vanessa Doofenshmirtz (Phineas and Ferb) vs. Artemis Fowl (Artemis Fowl)
Jason Grace (Heroes of Olympus) vs. Jay Ferin (Just Roll With It: Riptide)
Weiss Schnee (RWBY) vs. Sterling Archer (Archer)
Kuroto Dan (Kamen Rider Ex-Aid) vs. Sebastian Debeste (Ace Attorney)
Damian Wayne (DC) vs. Jack Shephard (Lost)
Revolver Ocelot (Metal Gear Solid) vs. Reagan Ridley (Inside Job)
Cheryl Tunt (Archer) vs. Chloe Bourgeois (Miraculous Ladybug)
Quadrant D (april 12)
Adrien Agreste (Miraculous Ladybug) vs. Victoria Dallon (Worm)
Toph Beifong (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs. the Bluths (Arrested Development)
London Tipton (Suite Life) vs. Richard Gansey (The Raven Cycle)
Pacifica Northwest (Gravity Falls) vs. Sam Manson (Danny Phantom)
Glimmer (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) vs. Nathaniel Plimpton (Crazy Ex-Girlfriend)
Steven Stone (Pokemon) vs. Luke Skywalker (Star Wars)
Hercules (Hercules) vs. Mitsuru Kirijo (Persona 3)
Tim Drake (DC) vs. Porsha Crystal (Sing 2)
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