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teambella420 · 2 days ago
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Edward, Alice, and Jasper at their 23rd Rosalie and Emmett wedding
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Edward is happy that those two are happy, but as an emo virgin with no one to love, he thinks it’s sappy and gross (not ironic at all 🤪)
Alice is PUMPED for every single one, and I know for a FACT that she’s got a photo album of JUST Rosalie’s weddings
Jasper likes seeing Alice happy, and he likes to show off his dance moves. That’s it tho. He loves Rosalie and all, but by the 9th wedding he was beyond bored
Emmett doesn’t really mind, but he knows that this is what makes Rosie happy, so he’ll go to the ends of the earth for the 300000 special days that woman deserves - and he still doesn’t think that’s enough for his absolute angel of a wife. His proposal is different every single time, and Emmett gives it 110% every 👏 single 👏 time 👏
Rosalie pretends all she wants is a big fancy party, but she really really is a hopeless romantic, and likes to share as many romantic moments with Emmett as possible. And she likes to see her family dressed up and edwards suffering
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bellaxcullen · a day ago
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Rosalie: I need you to swear-
Emmett: fuck
Rosalie: …
Rosalie: Swear as in promise
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twilitty · 2 days ago
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Do you think the Cullens would like amusement parks?
I think it depends on the Cullen. Let's discuss it!
Carlisle
no
his children (*cough cough* Emmett + Bella) use it as an excuse to bully Edward
Edward doesn't deserve that treatment. He is so good and kind and wonderful
one time watched Edward fall three stories from the top of a ride and had to run to the hospital so he could use his Doctor Influence to get him out before they tried to put an IV in him or take his pulse or something
Esme
yes
loves to watch Reneneneneneneenenenenesme have a good time
loves to watch Emmett and Bella bonding
she doesn't know why Emmett and Bella enjoy the amusement park so much, but she's happy they're happy
loves to hear the children giggling and having a good time
Rosalie
yes
loves to watch Edward die of humiliation
loves to watch Renenenneneenennenenenennenenenenenensme have a good time
goes on the kid rides with Esme so they can watch the children have fun and laugh
Emmett
hell yes
he is truly chaotic
one time unbuckled Edward while on a loopty loop
that was the seventh best day of his month
one time convinced Edward to eat a corndog
one time witnessed Edward lose at every arcade game... even those scam ones.
convinced Alice that dresses are suitable amusement park attire. then watched her buy sweatpants from the park gift store and walk around with dare devil on her butt the entire time. the pants were hot pink. she was not happy.
broke those punching bags at the arcade in front of a bunch of little kids then blamed it on Edward
Edward got kicked out of the park
Alice
no
doesn't enjoy the rides
one time had to wear hot pink sweatpants with dare devil on the ass because Emmett convinced her she could wear a dress
one time had a vision that Edward yacked up a corndog behind a food truck... she tried to warn him but was too late
Jasper
yes and no
he enjoys the excitement and feeling all of the happy emotions of the humans
there are a lot of humans... when he does go he can't go for long because he tends to get a little hungry
Edward
no, he's a killjoy
he doesn't feel like he deserves to feel happy or experience anything enjoyable (he thinks he's like satan reincarnated or whatever, we all know this) so he sits stoically
one time Emmett and Bella unlatched his buckle on a loopty loop and he fell three stories
it was humiliating
he now refuses to go on roller coasters
Bella
Only if she's going with Emmett.
not a fan of crowds or loud noises so, by default, she doesn't like it
when she and Emmett go she truly goes full chaos twins
one time helped Emmett unlatch Edwards buckle on one of the loopty loops and watched Edward fall three stories to the ground
he had to act injured to not blow their cover. had to go in an ambulance to the hospital and everything
Reneneneneesme
Yeah. it makes her feel more human and she likes to feel like she has some connection to her mortal side
she will occasionally go with her school friends, and even tho it's not very scary for her (she's raised w vampires and met the Volturi at like 3 weeks/8 years old) she still pretends to be super scared
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1700-ace · 2 days ago
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I'll rewatch the first twilight movie over and over and over again; just to see Alice and Jasper play baseball because holy fuck.
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thesaintsaraa · 9 months ago
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Hot people on tumblr are even scarier than normal people because you know something has to be wrong with them
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railmerosalie · 8 months ago
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If the people of Forks made memes:
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Edit: yes there is a typo here, pls stop mentioning it
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This took so fucking long to make, but please do enjoy
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vampiresintheattic · 3 months ago
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I really would’ve liked if Bella had a special interest in history and fashion and antiques cause like imagine the Cullens don’t get discovered by solely because of Edward but because Bella notices shit about their clothes and how they talk and is like “huh.” And also I think the Cullens forgetting how time works since they’re immortal and don’t sleep is just a funny concept
- she’s like “hey Edward does your family go antiquing” and he’s like “uh no why do you ask” “oh it’s just your sister Rosalie’s broach is from the 1957 spring collection of-”
- “why is your edition of Macbeth from 1911?”
- “does it bother you that your brother Jasper calls it the war of northern aggression like wtf is that”
- “yknow Emmett asked me if Charlie was a soldier in World War II”
- “Alice just asked me if I watch I Love Lucy on the tube? Is she being ironic?”
- “Ever notice how your dad says thou sometimes?” And “When I was at the hospital I saw him cross ‘hysteria’ out of my patient notes”
- “your mom must really like Gibson girl updos, she’s always sporting one at the store”
- “I’m like sixty percent the sweater you’re wearing was dyed using arsenic”
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rosaliesbigtiddygothgf · 2 months ago
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just need everyone to know that edward cullen was the audition for bruce wayne
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edwardsshinyvolvo · 3 months ago
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them: are you ok you look out of it
me: yea sorry just tired
my brain:
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roxannecullen · 4 months ago
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Edward in biology class, sitting next to Bella for the first time
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PLEASE SOMEONE HELP HIM😭💀
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bellasuglyskirt · 6 months ago
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teambella420 · 20 hours ago
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I saw this picture on Pinterest and I legally had to draw it
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I think these two would be the corny tshirt couple, and they buy them for the fam as well because of course they do
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pixielike · a month ago
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smeyer: Jessica Stanley is EVIL, she is a two-faced bitch and a pervert!
Jessica, a literal normal average teenage girl:
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blanca-angelica-loveless · 26 days ago
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Stephanie meyer: I think sewers in 1600s London makes sense. I will do no reaserch and get very rich.
Fanfiction writers: if Carlisle stood in a northfacing second story window a few miles south of the thames, in what I have just learned would be Southwack, would the elevation be sufficient enough that he would be able to see the Thames river? I don't know yet but I did find the most beautifully detailed map of 1680s London to drool over. I did also just learn that that area was marshlands in the middle ages, and all the topographical maps of the area seem pretty level so probably not, but I'm having fun so this needs at least three more hours of research tonight.
(It's me I'm fanfiction writers)
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castieltrash1 · 2 months ago
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Poly Emmett+ Rosalie+ fem reader or poly Alice+ Jasper fem reader nsfw headcannon please 🤍 Also happy Valentine's day love 💕
anon ur mind 🗣️🗣️🗣️ i decided to do both bc i have no self-control when it comes to horny thoughts abt vampires and i have many ideas i want to share !!!
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fem!reader, smut/fluff, 3-person sex, oral mentions, dirty talk, mentions of being both human/vampire!
rosalie and emmett are very dedicated and somewhat domineering lovers. rosalie calls most of the shots whereas emmett tends to get lost in the pleasure and passion of the situation, leading to him doing whatever feels right in the moment. put these two together and prepare to melt from how flustered they’ll get you. their forms of teasing differ but impact you all the same, leaving your skin warm and your thighs clenched.
“look at her,” rosalie hums, tracing a perfectly manicured nail down the side of your leg. “i don’t think i’ve ever seen her this needy, have you?” she completely ignores the expression of embarrassment that crosses your face, waiting on her other lover for a response.
“begging for it,” emmett agrees, with a grin.
+ rosalie loves riding faces and will take the opportunity every time, squeezing emmett’s or your cheeks between her thighs. she also enjoys telling emmett exactly how to touch you and instructing the two of you for her own pleasure. emmett’s favorite time is whenever you both tease and play with him (or each other) and spoil him rotten. if you’re still human, expect unending gentleness. if you’re a vampire, especially newly-turned, prepare to not leave the bed for a week. lastly, get used to the nicknames “honey” and “baby” since they’re all you’ll be hearing ♡
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fem!reader, smut/fluff, 3-person sex, fingering mentions, dirty talk, jasper’s sensory powers!
alice and jasper have two different modes when it comes to sex: playful and the physical representation of a mindfuck. when they’re playful, expect lots of giggles from alice and flustered smiles from jasper, who is always left a little light-headed from the outpour of emotions that fill the room. there are lots of kisses, breathy moans, and teasing on days like these. but when they’re in a mindfuck mood, prepare for your soul (if you still have one) to leave your body. alice knows exactly how to pick you apart and jasper can crank your arousal up to an almost unbearable level, leaving you desperate for every ounce of attention they give you.
“shh, dearest,” alice soothes you, dainty fingers circling your slickened core. you’ve lost track of just how many times she’s brought you over the edge, but your body quivers with the anticipation of another orgasm. 
jasper kisses your temple with a lopsided smile and you feel the rumble of his voice against your skin. “s’alright darlin, we’ll take care of you.”
+ alice and jasper are very clingy in the bedroom and you’ll often find yourself sandwiched between them and their wandering hands. they also need to see your face and will always position you in a way that gives them full access to all of your expressions and provides them with the sensual eye-contact they adore so much ♡
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✧・゚: *✧・゚:* [valentine's day headcanons/ships 💌]
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twigg-is-concerned · 9 months ago
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Me whenever I write
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i-shitpost · a year ago
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My taste in men is ✨ Fictional ✨
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infictionalwonderland · 2 months ago
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Can you write the twilight characters with a shy gf headcannon please
of course! the reader is still going to be perfectly badass however, i hate the assumption that shy people cannot be badass.
warnings : swearing, insecurity, mentions of blood & vampirism etc, anxiety, overthinking, fem reader
characters included : emmett, rosalie, jasper, alice, carlisle <3
emmett —
so, emmett is just a naturally loud person who has no problem with being obnoxious and borderline annoying to some
but you’re a collected, quiet person who’s movements and actions are all thought out thoroughly in fear of judgment
and weirdly your relationship just works
he’s quieter when your around ( in public ) he knows how much you hate attention and the last thing he wants is for you to be uncomfortable
you’re comfortable around emmett, coming out of your shell and joining in on his loud laughter, joking, just fun
you both bring out sides to each other no one else knew existed prior to your relationship
he’s also, despite popular belief, quite observant: well, when it comes to you.
somethings wrong? bear hugs and loving kisses all around
you’re not feeling up for something? don’t worry about it, plans r already cancelled
very affectionate 🤍
if you don’t like pda that’s fine but he jus needs to be close to you at all times
yes, he’s clingy, if you haven’t already noticed
doesn’t force you to meet new people, knowing how your anxiety spikes heavily
he becomes your sort of therapist weirdly enough— though he’s far from professional
all in all, he just wants to make sure your happy and comfortable
you’re his precious girl <33
rosalie 🧎‍♀️ —
her >>>>>>
will glare at anyone who dares look at you a little too long
has and will threaten people who make you feel embarrassed for your anxious and shy behaviour
is so so patient with you <3
she’ll wait as long as you need her to for you to open up, you’re all she cares about.
absolutely adores you
you being her favourite person >
the ‘i hate everyone but you’ trope
she’s so soft with you 😩
reassuring hand squeezes when she sees you fidgeting anxiously
coming from a shy person myself, i admittedly stutter a lot 😒.. and she’ll never got annoyed at your stutter
in fact she’ll love it, it’s just another part of you and what’s not to love about you
you’re perfect to her
you two r so fucking cute omd
will get teased by her siblings about going soft
and she, evidently, could not care less
the most understanding gf <3
jasper —
AWWWWW
you and him >>
the most superior couple tbh
despite your anxious behaviour, you can calm him down with just your presence
a smile from you and suddenly the blood lust isn’t as strong anymore
so understanding!!
doesn’t push anything, just stays with you and holds you when you need it
he’ll wait for you to open up, as well, will not push for anything you don’t feel prepared to give
communication is key in your relationship
probably the healthiest couple
you ever feel insecure, he’s there with kisses and passionate reassurances
literal speeches about how fucking beautiful you are and how he doesn’t understand how you don’t realise it
is always there for you
finds how you can go from a bright, bubbly person to a blushing bumbling mess absolutely adorable
tho if you’re sincerely embarrassed bout something yk my man will step in
oh yeah, he’s hella protective<3
hands down best bf ever
alice —
my love😩😩
alice is actually surprisingly protective— anyone’s being rude or even slightly patronising, she’ll step in with a glare on her STUNNING face
actual sunshine who lights up your life
you’re more laidback around her, and it makes everyone happy to see you confident when she’s around
definitely helps you work on your confidence
is determined to build it up
not in a bad way! she just wants to see you confident in yourself and happy with who you are, able to speak your mind
loves everything about you
reassures you all the time with kisses all over your face!
her life’s mission is to make you smile
mentally counts how many times she’s made you smile in a day, and whatever made you smile, she’ll repeat it all to see your smile again
finds your shyness endearing.. unless you’re being shy and meek cuz someone embarrassed you, then we’ve got problems
your protector<3
not that you need it, you’re a bundle of badass-ery under your shy disposition
carlisle —
he’s always making sure that you’re okay
constant check ins, you can’t blame the man, he gets worried for you
unlike the reaction most people have towards your personality, your timid disposition actually drew him in
it was refreshing to meet someone who wasn’t arrogant and unapologetic
will forever reassure you you’re more than enough and that he’s proud of you
never gets tired of seeing you blush
genuinely his favourite sight
he doesn’t pressure you into opening up, and that’s something you’re really grateful for
absolutely and undoubtedly in love with everything about you
hugs and kisses constantly
he’s not too big on pda, but definitely hand holding <33
most heartwarming couple honestly.
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rosaliesbigtiddygothgf · 2 months ago
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today i offer you this
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edwardsshinyvolvo · 3 months ago
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Twilight 2008 without context
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