#jasper quote

[serialorangepeeler]

the twilight brainrot is so real rn

#twilight renaissance #twilight shitposting #twilight textpost #text post #incorrect quotes #the twilight saga #bella swan #edward cullen #alice cullen #jasper hale #carlisle cullen #twilight meme

[fckedup247]

What I find funny is in the books is that nearly everyone is like “stop it edward” or “go for it edward!”

Meanwhile:

Emmett: “you got two options, kill her and get this over and done with orrrrrr turn her, idgaf”

Edward: “it’s not that easy!”

Emmett: “it literally is, grow up Virgin”

#twilight #twilight saga #emmett cullen #incorrect twilight quotes #edward cullen #bella swan #alice cullen #twilight incorrect quotes #jasper hale #rosalie hale

[raphael-angele]

Nico Wearing a Skirt

Scene: Nico is staying with the Jacksons and Annabeth during the summer. Percy, Jason, Annabeth, Piper, and Nico go to the movies

Percy: Nico! Hurry up! We're gonna be late!

Nico from Percy's room: ALRIGHT!

Jason: There's really no rush.

Annabeth: I've never seen Percy want to be this punctual before.

Nico, coming out of the room wearing a skirt: Alright, I'm here.

Everyone:

Nico: ...okay. I know why you're staring but Will said I should be able to wear whatever I want regardless of what other people say.

Annabeth: No! No, you're absolutely right. We're sorry for staring

Jason: You look great.

Percy: And comfy. Any chance you have that skirt in a large?

Piper, coming out of the bathroom: Alright, let's get to- What the fuck?!

Everyone:

Piper to Nico: What are you wearing?

Nico: U-uhmm...

Piper: Please don't tell me you're going out looking like that

Jason: Piper-

Piper: No, okay? No! I will not stand for this. This is unbelievable.

Nico: *starts to cry*

Annabeth: Pipes, stop, you're gonna make him cry.

Piper: Nope, I refuse. Go change.

Percy: Piper-

Piper: No. You go change out of that shirt right now, young man.

Everyone:

Piper: I mean, come on! You're better than that, Nico. I taught you better than that!

Nico: T-this is the prettiest shirt I have

Piper: No, it's not. Annabeth, you gotta have a shirt prettier than that. Mind if we borrow?

Annabeth: ...go ahead.

Piper, taking Nico's hand: C'mon. And maybe we'll add a little blush on your cheeks

Nico: I don't have a blush

Piper: I keep one in my purse in your shade just in case

#pjo #percy jackson #percy jackson incorrect quotes #incorrect percy jackson quotes #percy jackson headcanon #percy jackson and the olympians #nico di angelo #annabeth chase #piper mclean #jason grace #percabeth #jasper #men in skirts #solangelo

[jasper-graphics]

I had a vision and I made it happen. Feel free to use this anywhere and everywhere.

#jasper post #graphic design #banner #pink #red #black #white #overly sarcastic productions #quotes

[gaypirate420]

.*⁠♡Jasper Whitlock-Hale Incorrect quotes part 2.♡*.

#jasper whitlock hale #jasper whitlock #jasper cullen #jasper hale #twilight saga #the twilight saga #twilight shitposting #incorrect quotes #effervescent

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

ROSE: So tell me, Jaspers, what are some of your favorite things? What brings you joy?

JASPERSPRITE: Oh so many things! For example crinkling and rustling plastic bags.

ROSE: Fascinating. Now, let's go a bit darker. What are your biggest fears?

JASPERSPRITE: Oh so many things. For example crinkling and rustling plastic bags.

#source: @isleofapplepies #shes psychoanalyzing him #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #incorrect quotes #mod dave #rose lalonde #jaspersprite #jaspers

[freikdreinaslaw]

#the 100 #clarke griffin #bellamy blake #octavia blake #john murphy #Ezekiel ‘miles’ shaw #jasper jordan #nathan miller #emori #the 100 incorrect quotes #the 100 as headlines #memori #t100 #I’m sorry #everyone’s sleeping on poor shaw

[queenofglassbeliever]

#twilight #twilightedits #alice cullen #jasper hale #bella swan #edward cullen #twilight renaissance #the twilight saga #twilight saga #twilight incorrect quotes #my gifs

[lookitsaworm]

Edward pre-Bella: I'm playing a new drinking game. It's called "Everytime I'm depressed I take a drink"

Jasper: That game already exists. It's called Alcoholism.

#twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #twilight meme #edward cullen #jasper whitlock #jasper hale #jasper cullen #modern family #incorrect quote

[culltheundead]

#twilight #carlisle cullen #esme cullen #emmett cullen #rosalie hale #alice cullen #jasper hale #incorrect quotes #incorrect twilight quotes #memes

[serialorangepeeler]

can't stop making these rn

#twilight meme #twilight renaissance #bella swan #jasper hale #alice cullen #edward cullen #emmett cullen #twilight textpost #twilight shitposting #incorrect quotes #tweets

[fckedup247]

*Family time @ the Cullens (cause Esme definitely makes them do that)

Esme: “where’s Jasper?”

The Cullens: “??”

*meanwhile at forks old folks home*

Random 90 year old man: “Kids now a days wouldn’t know hard work if it hit them in the face, when I was their age I was fighting for my country in Nam”

Jasper as he reclines the sofa chair: “man I hear you Burt”

#twilight #twilight saga #incorrect twilight quotes #emmett cullen #edward cullen #alice cullen #bella swan #jasper hale #rosalie hale #twilight incorrect quotes

[all-da-ladies-luv-leoo]

annabeth: i think i’m in love with percy…

grover: sorry to hear that. get better soon.

-also-

piper: i think i’m in love with jason

leo: sorry to hear that. get better soon.

#percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #incorrect pjo quotes #incorrect percy jackson #pjo #jasper #piper mclean #leo valdez #jason grace

[acourtoffeyandfables]

#more brennan quotes that inform my writing #dimension 20 #burrow’s end spoilers #brennan lee mulligan #tula burrow’s end #jasper william cartwright

[youcantdateosmosisjones]

#fable 2 #fable 3 #fable sparrow #hero of bowerstone #hero of brightwall #sir walter beck #fable jasper #fable theresa #meme #incorrect quotes

[mckezny]

Piper: You know, Will gives Nico flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Jason: Okay.

*Later*

Jason: *gives Nico flowers*

Nico: ???

Jason: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

#THIS ONE REMINDS ME OF THAT ONE SOLANGELO FANFIC #THE ONE WHERE WILL GIVES NICO CACTI EVERYDAY BECAUSE THEY KEEP DYING #I CANT REMEMBER THE NAME OMG #i’ll put it in the comments if i find it #i don’t ship jasper btw #they’re wlw and mlm i swear #nico di angelo #will solace #solangelo #jason grace #piper mclean #jasper #pjo #percy jackon and the olympians #hero’s of olympus #pjo hoo toa #trials of apollo #incorrect quotes #1k