#jaune x ren

[superiorsturgeon]

Pyrrha: *enjoying a popsicle*

Pyrrha: …hey Jaune~! *seductively slides the popsicle into her mouth and back out* 😘

Jaune: Cool trick, Pyrrha! Let me try!

Pyrrha: Jaune no, that’s not-

Jaune: *deep-throats his popsicle like a champ*

Pyrrha: But I wasn’t-

Nora: *grabs Pyrrha’s arm* Shhh! Let him cook!

Nora: *points*

Ren: *flushed, unable to look away from Jaune’s lewd performance* 😳 🩷💜💙 🥵

Pyrrha: …

Nora: 😏

Pyrrha: …okay, let’s wait and see how this plays out. 😎

Nora: *fist-bumps Pyrrha* 😎

Jaune: *slight gagging/slurping*

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #martial arcs #arkos #jaune x pyrrha #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #jaune x ren #jaune arc x lie ren #jnpr berries #jaune X Pyrrha X Nora X Ren #jaune arc X Pyrrha Nikos X Nora Valkyrie X lie Ren

[arc-misadventures]

Rebirth Jaune FMK: Pyrrha, May Z and Rin from his previous life.

MFK: Rebirth

Jeanne: Hey, Jaune! MFK between, Pyrrha, May, and Rin?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Are you talking about this life… or the last life we lived…?

Jeanne: T-The last one…?

Jaune turned to look at his sister, his eyes filled with an ice cold, yet silent rage that screamed in defiance at the audacity that she had just said such things to him.

Jaune: You know very well what happened in my previous life, and you know very well what happened to them! So, why do you dare ask me such a question?!

Jeanne: I-I’m sorry! I just thought it would be nice to know what you thought of each of them, alright!

Jaune: Jeanne… Pyrrha, and May both died at the, Fall, and I impregnated, Rin. Pyrrha, and May both were killed because I couldn’t do anything to save them, and I fucked, Rin during a moment of unbridled passion, but I couldn’t stay with her so I could marry her, and be the loving husband who looked after his wife, and the caring father who looked after their daughter! So there, there’s you answer on who I would, marry, fuck, or kill…

Jaune: Happy now?

Jeanne: N-No… I’m sorry, Jaune. I thought this would be a fun little game, and you would have fun with it… I didn’t mean to drudge up such harsh memories…

Jaune: Well… It’s not a fair question…

Jeanne: It’s not?

Jaune: I’d probably have a different answer in that life.

Jaune: …

Jaune: No, I’d give the same answer now as I would back then.

Jeanne: And, that would be…?

Jaune: M, M, and M. I would marry them, each of them, make love to them, grow a large family, and eventually die of old age beside one another. That’s what I will do.

Jeanne: W-Will do?

Jaune: May was female in both our worlds, so she’s most likely still is in this world. We’ve both met, Pyrrha, hell we correspond with each other regularly. All we don’t know if, Rin is in this world. If she is I will marry her, and live the life with her that I dream of ever since I met my daughter.

Jeanne: But, what if it’s not, Rin? What if it’s, Ren?

Jaune: …

Jaune: Then he will be my, ‘brother from another mother.’ Just like he did in my last life. That’s all I can do.

Jeanne: That’s all you can do…

Jaune: …

Jeanne: Sorry I asked you all of this, I didn’t mean to drudge up so many bad memories.

Jaune: Well, you can make it up for me.

Jeanne: How?

Jaune: MFK: Yin, Pyrros, and Blake?

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: …

Jaune: Jeanne?

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: …

Jaune: Jeanne… are you okay…?

Jeanne: …

Jeanne:

Jaune: …

Jaune: Okay then…

#rwby #jaune arc #jeanne arc #lie ren #may zedong #pyrrha nikos #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha x jaune #jaune x ren #ren x jaune #may x jaune #jaune x may #rwby arkos #rwby martial arcs #rwby arcshot

[brokentrafficknight]

Dragons hoard!

#rwby #jaune arc #yang xiao long #lie ren #sunflowyr #martial arcs #dragonslayer #sunflowyr knight #dragons hoard #jaune x yang #jaune x ren #yang x ren

[celticcatgirl2]

“Bro I forgot to say “no homo” before we started…we have to get married now…”

#shut up alex #personal #rwby #jaune #ren #alice rewatches rwby #jaune arc #lie ren #martial arcs #ren x jaune #jaune x ren

[ludibriadormonoteista]

Lie Detector

Nora: Hey guys! Guess what I just found in the dumpster! *Slams Device on the Center Table* IT’S A LIE DETECTOR!

Ruby: Wow, really?!

Jaune: Does it still work?

Weiss: *Scoffs* As if. It was obviously thrown out for a reason.

Nora: Oh, is that so? How about we play a little game to test it out?

Ren: Maybe we shouldn’t-

Weiss: HMPH! I humbly accept your challenge. Do your worst, Valkyrie.

Nora: It’s on, then! First question: Have you ever spied on Jaune while he was hitting the showers?

Jaune: HUH?!

Weiss: Wha- What kind of question is that?! Of course not!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: So it does work.

Yang: HAH! Off to a great start, Ice-Queen.

Weiss: T-That doesn’t mean anything! Never in my life have I-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Fine, I admit it! I accidentally had the displeasure of peeking on Arc ONCE!

BZZZZZT!

Blake: Just once?

Weiss: Okay! I might have run into him a few more times-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A couple more-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: A dozen-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: Dozens-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I did it close to a hundred times! AT BEST!

BZZZZZT!

Jaune: *shook*

Ruby: Why does it keep getting worse?

Weiss: ALRIGHT, I CONFESS! I PEEP ON HIM EVERY TIME HE’S IN THE SHOWERS!

BZZZZZT!

Pyrrha: You too? Eh-! I mean-! What?!

Weiss: OKAY, YOU GOT ME! I LIKE TO GO THERE WHENEVER HE’S NOT TAKING A SHOWER JUST TO IMAGINE HIM TAKING ONE! BUT ONLY SOMETIMES!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: AGH, SCREW IT! I DO IT EVERYDAY! IT’S ALL PART OF MY MORNING ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Ren: I think we heard enough-

Weiss: FINE, IT’S ALSO PART OF MY NIGHTTIME ROUTINE!

BZZZZZT!

Yang: Geesh, you’d think someone would've taken a picture.

Weiss: I WOULD NEVER-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: I HAVE 735 PHOTOS KEPT DIGITALLY STORED IN MY-!

BZZZZZT!

Weiss: ALL THE PHOTOS ARE IN FILM AND I PAY A GENEROUS SUM TO VELVET EVERY MONTH SO I CAN REVEAL THE PICTURES IN HER SECRET DARK-ROOM BECAUSE I FIND IT ESTHETICALLY MORE PLEASING! THERE! HAPPY?!

…

Nora: Looks like you’re telling the truth. Good job, Weiss! How do you feel?

*THUD*

Nora: …Alright, who’s next?

#rwby #rwby shitpost #weiss schnee #jaune arc #whiteknight #weiss x jaune #jaune x weiss #nora valkyrie #ruby rose #lie ren #blake belladonna #yang xiao long #pyrrha nikos #This was definitely not plagiarized from youtube shorts- BZZZZZT!

[davidellisartworkstuff]

They're so happy the boys got funded! Well done to everyone for funding the Team JNPR plushies!

#rwby #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #arkos #jaune arc x pyrrha nikos #jaune x pyrrha #pyrrha #rwby arkos #jaune #nora x ren #nora valkyrie x lie ren #nora valkyrie #lie ren #rwby renora #renora #team jnpr #rwby jnpr #jnpr #poly jnpr #rwby fandom #rwby fanart #makeship

[reashot]

Red Like Roses... (It's period 🔴)

Warning: fluffness inside. Also really long.

At Beacon during a more peaceful time.

Pyrrha: Hmmm it's quiet, too quiet.

Ren: I agree. It's never a good sign. We should be ready for something.

Jaune: Ready for what?

Nora: Oh you know usually things never stay quiet for long especially when we're right next door to the main characters.

*yang burst into the room*

Pyrrha: And speaking of the devil.

Yang: Quick hide! *brace the door behind her*

Jaune: Oh Shi- okay gangs we trained for this! Quick initiate Pattern Delta Phi.

Nora: Aye, aye dear leader, let's initiate plan hiding under our bed's like cowards.

JNPR: *Bracing for Impacts.*

*Yang holding the door with all her might*

Ren: Wait what are even hiding from in the first place?

Yang: No time to explain. Here it Comes!

A large sounds resembling explosion came from across the hallway. The door starts to violently shakes and rose petals soon violently burst into the room. Even with Yang putting all her strength into the door. Some rose petals still managed to get inside.

Yang: .... I think we're in the clear now.

Pyrrha: What just happened?

Yang: Eh, promise not to freak out?

Jaune: Okay, I guess...

Yang: Good enough. *shows team JNPR the source of the roses*

Ruby: Huee~ *sniffs* huee~ 😭

Jaune: Ruby?

Ren: It seems to be her.

Pyrrha: Wait. Where are Blake and Weiss?

Nora: Found them. They're buried under all of this Rose petals.

Blake: *coughing up a bunch of petals* Eww I got some of it in my mouth.

Weiss: .... I just saw my grandfather.

Jaune: Okay, can someone now please tell us what is going on....

*Cardin burst into the room*

Cardin: Why the Fuck are there Roses all over the damn hallways!?

Russel: Don't try to lie we know it's coming from team RWBY!

Yang: Wow, wow! False accusation, much?

Dove: Well we can't help it. Because whenever something bad happened It's usually always you four.

Sky: Fucking Main characters shit...

Nora: I know right!

Pyrrha: Nora! Which sides are you on?

Nora: Oops my bad... (I mean, I'm not wrong 😒.)

Ren: *shrugs his head* Nora...

Jaune: Can all of you please stop being aggro for just one second!

You're upsetting Ruby for brother's sake.

Ruby: Wah! Wah! Wah! 😭

Jaune: Also can someone please tell me what just happened?

WBY: *looking at each others*

Yang: *sigh* (I guess I'm the one that should tell everyone.)

How do I gently put this? Ruby is in her special time of the month...

Jaune: Oh...

Cardin: The fuck does that even mean?

Russel: the month?

Dove: I see... (Maybe if I silently nod people will not think I'm dumb.)

Sky: (okay, she had her period. What does that have to with anything?)

Blake: Typical.

Weiss: Can you guys be anymore of a dudebros cliche?

CRDL: Hey!!!!

Yang: Let me put it this way. Every time Ruby has her "special month" her semblance's goes all haywire for some reason.

Jaune: Okay I get the gist of it. Team CRDL go outside and clean the hallway.

Cardin: What! Why the fuck should we clean up their mess?!

Jaune: Because I fucking said so. Now go!

Cardin: Geez... Whatever. C'mon boys, we better clean up team RWBY's mistakes. Again!

*slams door*

Blake: Thanks Jaune.

Weiss: Geez Arc, when did you grow a spine?

Yang: I gotta say Vomit Boy. I never knew you had it in you.

Pyrrha: *blush* (So manly.)

Nora: That's our Jaun-Jaun.

Jaune: Blake, Weiss. Please help Cardin & his team with the clean up outside.

Weiss: What! No way. Why should we help those dunderheads in the first place.

Jaune: Because they're right that the mess was started by your team.

Weiss: I'm sorry, our? For the record it's just Rub...

Blake: We're on it Jaune. C'mon Weiss let's help clean up all this roses. *drags Weiss away*

Jaune: Pyrrha, Ren, Nora. I also want you to go out side and help them.

Pyrrha: I understand Jaune. I will do as you ask.

Nora: Oh c'mon Jaune, why us too?

Jaune: Because they're our friends, Nora.

Nora: Well I'm about to go back to my room... *gets yoinked*

Ren: It's okay Jaune. I will get her to help us.

Nora: *grumble* (Fucking Main characters....)

Jaune: Thanks Ren. And Yang I want you to stay and find Ruby's "hygiene" products.

Yang: Wow, wow! Settle down cowpoke. I don't think you being a man is qualified to be the one to help with Ruby's "issue."

Jaune: I have seven Sisters...

Yang: Sweet brothers in heaven!

Uh, I take that back you're clearly overqualified.

At least I don't have to help clean up. But what're you going to do Jaune?

Jaune: I'm going to go back to my room to make a tea for Ruby.

A few minutes later.

Jaune: Here you go Ruby. A sweet herbal tea with plenty of honey and sugar.

Ruby: ... *sniffs* Thank you Jaune. 😢

*sips*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby you don't have to thank me.

Ruby: But I caused so much problems for everyone. *sniffle*😞

Jaune: *headpat*

There, there Ruby it's okay that what's friends are for. And you didn't troubled me one bit. In fact I'm happy to be of use to you. It reminds me that I'm still useful to someone.

Ruby: Jaune please don't think like that. You always were important to everyone.

Jaune: *kiss forehead*

It's nice of you think that Ruby. But I'm not. I'm not special like you. You're destined for great thing while I'm.... Just me.

Ruby: 0-0

Jaune: What's the matter... Ohhh, ohhh no. I'm so-so sorry Ruby I didn't realize that... I usually did that to my little sister whenever she's sad.

Ruby: *blush*

I-I don't mind it at all Jaune. It's just that if you want to do it to me again a little heads up would be nice. 😖

Jaune: I'm so-so sorry Ruby I promise that I... Wait, what do you mean by again?

Ruby: Uhh....

Yang: *clears throat*

I seems to have interrupted something here.

Jaune: Y-Yang!

Ruby: Sis!

Yang: Look Rubes I don't need to say this but remember what dad said. No boys. And Jaune please don't take this the wrong way but please for your sake please don't get any idea with Ruby. It will not end well for you.

Jaune: O-of course. I will never-ever think of Ruby like that. We're just friends after all.

Ruby: Friends... 😭

*starts crying*

Jaune: Oh, what's the matter Ruby?

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #lancaster #lancaster rwby #jaune x ruby #ruby x jaune #rwby lancaster #team rwby #team jnpr #team crdl #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #cardin winchester #russel thrush #dove bronzewing #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #sky lark #blake ​belladonna #just a headcanon

[zexapher]

A Fond Farewell

With Rooster Teeth beginning its draw down, an era has truly passed. The company has lasted more than two decades. 18 (soon 19) seasons, five mini-series, and cameos and references in Halo itself for Red vs Blue. 9 volumes alongside two movies, a chibi series, Ice Queendom, and its own games for RWBY. And so much more beyond that, RT Shorts, podcasts, Achievement Hunter, The Slow Mo Guys, and on and on. That’s a lot, especially for a little startup launching off a web series. I was listening to “This Isn’t Goodbye, It’s See You Later” by Richie Branson while I was making this little memorial post. It’s a song made for another Rooster Teeth show, Camp Camp, and I have to say it’s some very appropriate music for this moment.

The day the news dropped, I wrote up a little comment in response to Rooster Teeth beginning its closing down, and I thought I’d share some of it here. I grew up with Rooster Teeth, a bit of a cheesy line I know, but it’s true for a lot of us. I was just a little kid way back in the early 2000’s, a kid that liked Halo (a game I didn’t even own for a long time, but played at a friend’s house), and was just getting curious about what I could find about it on YouTube. And that brought me into the world of music videos and skits and montages made for that little game I liked.

From there, I discovered a small web series called Red vs. Blue. I’d sneak onto my folk’s computer to watch it since they didn’t appreciate the language, and in doing so I dipped my toes into the wide world of the internet for the first time. As I got older, I eventually hopped onto Reddit for its discussion threads of Rooster Teeth’s latest show, RWBY. I began my first in-depth fandom interactions, speculating about the show, enjoying the flood of fanart, even got into fanfics about RWBY (those fics have had their own amazing evolution alongside the show) and to this day it’s the fandom I’ve followed and bookmarked the most fics from. All the while I was making friends and bonding with people through the community this company and its shows have created.

Watching the shows and people grow over time was, looking back on it, just like watching myself grow. I was never really a social media/internet kind of guy, until it came to Rooster Teeth. The shows, shorts, podcasts, it all opened up a whole new world for me. It’s sad to see it coming to a close, and I hope it gets picked up in the future. But I’m happy, too, that it’s left so much behind, and had such an impact on me. It’s left me with so many good memories. Rooster Teeth, its shows, those that created and worked on it, and above all the community around it will always have a special place in my heart.

So, I bid a fond farewell to Rooster Teeth and its crew, and anyone who may drift away from the fandom in time. I wish you all the best.

#rwby #red vs blue #rooster teeth #rvb #jaune arc #weiss schnee #ruby rose #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #lie ren #nora valkyrie #memorial post #save rwby #crwby #greenlight volume 10 #rwby white knight #white knight #rwby whiteknight #jaune x weiss #jaune arc x weiss schnee #rwby bumblebee #yang x blake #pyrrha nikos #cinder fall #james ironwood #arthur watts #fandom #thank you

[juanarc-thethird]

Getting Even

Jaune: *Staring at a door *

Ren: What are you doing?

Jaune: I'm waiting for Yang.

Ren: For...?

Jaune: Well, I'm tired of her pulling pranks on me all the time. So I came up with a plan to be even with her. Hehehe, my revenge will be sweet.

Ren: And what is your plan?

Jaune: Secret.

Ren: That doesn't sound good.

Jaune: Relax, my plan will not fail.

Yang: *Comes in*

Jaune *Quietly* She's here!

Jaune: Hey Yang!

Yang: What's up?

Jaune: Do you know Suk Mai?

Yang: Suk Mai?

Jaune: Suck my nuts! Hahahaha!

Yang: Ok

Jaune: What?

Yang: I'll do it. Drop your pants.

Jaune: *Confuse* What's going on?

Yang: I'm going to suck your balls, that's what's going on.

Jaune: Wait, it was a joke.

Yang: But I'm not joking.

Jaune: *Worry* B-But

Yang: You know what, I'm going to suck your dick too.

Jaune: *Grabs Ren's arm* Ren help me!

Yang: Where do you think you're going? *She grabs Jaune by the waist and puts him on her shoulder* You're coming with me, sweet cheeks. I'm going to leave you dry~💕 *Leaves*

Jaune: Ren!!!!

Ren: *Praying* Good luck.

Jaune: RENNNN!!!!

#jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #jaune arc #yang #yang xiao long #rwby yang #rwby yang xiao long #rwby li ren #rwby ren #lie ren #ren #rwby #rwby shitpost #rwby dragonslayer #rwby jaune x yang #jaune x yang #rwby jaune arc x yang xiao long #jaune arc x yang xiao long

[rachetmath]

Jaune: That is Jessica?

Ruby: Yeah.

Jaune: In her actually form?

Weiss: Yes Jaune.

Jaune: You’re kidding me right? You’re pulling my leg.

Blake: Jaune that is Jessica.

Yang: Why are you finding this hard to believe?

Jaune: She looks even better than the first time I met her. How did y'all get this?!

Ruby: We were the Justice League’s world.

Jaune: What?!

Ruby: Yeah, they needed our help.

Jaune: Why didn’t you take us with you?!

Weiss: Jaune, come on, we just got back. Aren’t you happy we're safe?

Jaune: I mean sure, but I would have loved to see Jessica again!

Yang: Okay, wait a minute, why is Jessica your main concern right now?

Jaune: I don’t know Yang. Maybe it’s because, unlike all of you, I spent the most time with her!

Yang: Oh.

Jaune: Yeah not only that I open up to her., especially about Pyrrha, who I don’t talk about as often, and how I miss her.

Weiss: Ouch.

Jaune: And at least she may have been the first girl I ever saved with my ability while others died. D. I. E. D.

Ruby: Oh.

Blake: Dark.

Jaune: So yeah, it would have been good to see and talk to her again. Considering, that I have been gone for years only to be brought back and act like nothing has changed besides me being older than all of you right now.

RWBY: *silent*

Jaune: Man, this is some bull. I can’t win for shit!

Ruby: Jaune it’s going to be okay.

Jaune: It is times like this I wish Pyrrha was alive.

Yang: Jaune, calm down! You are mad over pussy right now.

Jaune: Speak for yourself at least you can get pussy.

Ren: Look Jaune-

Yang: Ren you have no right to be in this conversation. Considering you fumbled the bag with yours.

Jaune: Damn straight. You had a 99% to get to business and you were riding on dick the whole time.

Ren: Okay, that was not needed. And not true.

In the Hall of Justice

Jessica: *sigh*

Dianna: What’s wrong?

Jessica: I just miss Jaune. I wish I could see him again.

Dianna: I don’t understand what makes him so special. He seemed average compared to the others.

Jessica: So when I was looking for my ring, the core to my powers, you just went off and left me.

Dianna: Oh.

Jessica: Plus if wasn’t for Jaune I wouldn’t have been able to use my powers which saved your lives.

Dianna: Fair point.

Jessica: Plus you're talking about average when you dated two normal men before Superman. Still, I hope he’s doing okay.

Dianna: Unnecessary to bring up but again, fair point.

#rwby #jaune arc #ruby rose #yang xiao long #weiss schnee #lie ren #blake belladonna #jessica cruz #dc comics #rwby x justice league #justice league #jaune x jessica #rwby knightlight

[superiorsturgeon]

Nora: *wiggling in inspiration, typing rapidly* 😊

Pyrrha: Whatcha working on, Nora?

Nora: *immediately hugs laptop to her chest* Ah! Oh, nothing important…! 😅

Pyrrha: …um…okay…

Pyrrha: *sits on her bed and opens her scroll*

Nora: Phew! I’d better wrap up this fic quickly before Pyr-Pyr gets suspicious!

Nora: *clicks “Submit” to publish her latest smut-laden masterpiece*

Pyrrha: *turns her scroll so nobody can see the screen and begins scrolling through a series of fics*

Pyrrha: Oh! PinkThunder updated! I hope it’s as good as their last fic!

Pyrrha: *reading and beginning to turn red* “…the ninja permitted himself a small smile, placing a hand on the blonde knight’s armored chest, feeling rather than seeing the kind, gentle smile behind the white visor as a gauntleted hand slowly slid around the curve of his lower back…”

Pyrrha: Oh my…! 🫢

Pyrrha: *scrolling faster, blushing even harder* “…his nimble fingers drew upward, sliding under the gold trim of the knight’s helmet, brushing against the blonde stubble as he lifted the helmet ever so slowly, revealing the knight’s boyish jaw, then his kind smile, his deep blue eyes, and finally the long blonde licks of hair, drawn back in a warrior’s wolf tail…”

Pyrrha: *snorts* Warrior’s wolf tail…? What a silly way to say “ponytail!”

Nora: What was that about a wolf tail?

Pyrrha: *jumps* AAAHHH!!!! 😱

Pyrrha: N-NOTHING!!! I’M CERTAINLY NOT READING ANYTHING ON MY SCROLL!!!!

Nora: 🤨

Pyrrha: 😣

Nora: *tackles Pyrrha and struggles for her Scroll* Let me see!

Pyrrha: *blushing furiously, holding her Scroll at arm’s length to protect her secret* NO!!!

Nora: *climbs up and gets a hand on the Scroll* Gotcha!!

Pyrrha: *frantically wrestling Nora from behind* NOOOOO!!!! DON’T LOOK!!!! 😫

Nora: “…the knight ran one calloused hand up the ninja’s back and the other downward, cupping his curved yet firm backside and simultaneously burying his fingers in the dark, braided hair before pulling him closer into a deep kiss, the pink strand of hair catching on the blonde stubble of his cheek…”

Nora: *freezes* WAIT A MINUTE!!!! *scrolls to Pyrrha’s account info*

Pyrrha: IT’S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE! I ONLY READ THOSE FOR THE COMBAT TECHNIQUES!!! I’M NOT A PERVERT, I SWEAR-

Nora: RedChampionGirl99? You’re the one who’s been giving my stories all those comments and kudos?!

Pyrrha: *freezes* Wait…PinkThunder…? YOU’RE the one writing my favorite Ninja X Knight fics?!??

Nora: 😳

Pyrrha: 🫣

Nora: …you like my NinjaKnight smut…? 😳

Pyrrha: *blushing the same color as her hair* …the…the knight is so strong but gentle with his…his lover…🫣

Pyrrha: …and the ninja sounds so toned and soft…! 😖

Jaune: *opens door, sliding a hand around Ren’s lower back as he moves past* Hey, girls!

Ren: *shirtless from training* What are you reading?

Pyrrha/Nora: NOTHING!!!!!

#rwby #jaune arc #pyrrha nikos #nora valkyrie #lie ren #arkos #renora #jaune x pyrrha #ren x nora #martial arcs #jaune x ren #always reblog or give kudos to your favorite content creators #jaune arc X lie ren #team jnpr #nora’s arc #jaune x nora

[arc-misadventures]

Swapped AU Jeanne meets the Rusted Knight

The Knight

Jeanne: So uhh… That a… That a nice look you’ve got there…

Jaune: Oh, thanks.

Jeanne: …

Jaune: …

Jeanne: Your giant jakalope is nice.

Jaune: I knock up, Rin!

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: Well… That explains why I was in there for so long this time… Hehe… H-How did that happen…?

Jaune: Well… Rin, saw me as the, Rusted Knight…

Jeanne: Like from the fairytale?

Jaune: Yeah, I-I’ll explain that later. A-Anyway, I appeared in your room dressed as I am now, armour, and all. And, the only person I saw was, Rin. And, she just sorta lost it…

Jeanne: Lost it?

Jaune: She took one look at me, said, ‘Hello Daddy~!’ And, she pounced me…

Jeanne: Rin has always had a crush on you. But, she’s always managed to keep her emotions in check. However, I think seeing you like this, broke the camels back, and she didn’t care about the repercussions of her actions, only that it happened. Can’t say I blame here honestly…

Jaune: I’m regretting it though…

Jeanne: Because you won’t be there to help her?

Jaune: Yeah… She told me it’s what she wished for, what she wanted more than anything else. Her eyes… Rin’s, beautiful pink eyes told me that this is what wanted. That she was telling the truth from the bottom of her heart. So, I gave her what she wanted. But, I can’t help, but feel sorry that I won’t be there to help her. And, I probably won’t be able to see it as often as I would like to… I don’t regret doing it… Just that I won’t be there to help her when she needs me…

Jeanne: Don’t worry, Jaune. Me, Nora, May, Mom, Dad, and the rest of my brothers; All of us will be there for her, you can count on that.

Jaune: T-Thank you, Jeanne… I’m lucky to have a sister like you in my life.

Jeanne: Hey, that’s just what… S-Sister… Y-Y-You called me sister…?!

Jaune: Well, we are sorta like twin aren’t we?

Jeanne: But, I-I thought you hated me.

Jaune: I’ve been stuck there for a long, long time. I’ve had plenty of time to think some things through. And, I was never truly angry at you, Jeanne. More so with the world, and the people I’ve had to face. So, will you forgive me?

Jeanne: There’s nothing to forgive, big bro.

Jaune: So, I’m the big brother in this relationship? Probably for the best, you are one hell of a hellion to deal with.

Jeanne: Oh, how rude of you.

Jaune: (Snrk!)

Jeanne: So… Do you have any ideas on what the baby should be named?

Jaune: Since I won’t be there I thought I should leave that to, Rin. But, if I had to pick one…

Rin: Ahh?! Oh… H-H-Hi, Jeanne… H-How was seeing, Jaune again?

Jeanne: …

Jeanne: Dammit! He was about to give me a name!

Nora: A name, a name for what?

Jeanne: For my nephew, and/or niece~!

Rin: Eep!

May: What are you talking about?

Jeanne: Why don’t we ask, Rin instead~?

May: Rin? What did, Rin do?

Nora: Does it have to do with that thing she’s hiding behind her back?

Rin: N-N-N-No! No it doesn’t!

Jeanne: Rin, Jaune told me what you two did together.

Rin: H-H-He did…?!

Jeanne: Yes. And, he asked me to be there for you. Me, and my whole family will be there for you, Rin. So you don’t have to worry, we’re here for you, you’re not in this alone.

Rin: Promise…?

Jeanne: Arc’s promise.

May: W-What the hell are you two talking about?

Nora: PleasebewhatIthinkitis!PleasebewhatIthinkitis!PleasebewhatIthinkitis!

Ren: H-Here you go…

May: Is that…? No way?!

Nora: Fuck yeah! I’m gonna be an aunt!

Jeanne: Congratulations, Rin! You’re going to be a mom!

Rin: T-Thank you, Jeanne… I know its so sudden… But, I saw, Jaune, and I saw how he looked… I-I wasn’t letting him get away from me again. So, I… Yeah…

May: I knew you had the hots for him. But, damn… I didn’t think you’d go that far with him.

Jeanne: Well Team ARNZ, we better pack. We’re taking a trip to see my parents! And, once there I can introduce my family to my two new sisers, and wife!

May: Wife?! I understand, Nora, and I would get adopted by your mom…

Nora: FUCK YEAH!

May: But, I didn’t think you need to marry, Rin just because, Jaune knocked her up.

Jeanne: No no no. Rin is my new sister. Your gonna be my wife, May.

May: …

May: You going to give me a ring now, or what?

#rwby #jaune arc #jeanne arc #lie ren #nora valkyrie #jaune x ren #ren x jaune #rwby martial arcs

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Goddess!Nora: Be not afraid ...

Jaune: Would.

God!Ren: ... Be more Afrai-

Jaune: Would.

#jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren #renorarc #jnr #martial arcs #nora's boys #nora's arc #rwby shitpost #source: pseudostars #source: twitter/x

[brokentrafficknight]

Ren sees it at Jaune is surrounded by different women and is happy that he doesn't have to deal with the same problem. Little does he know that Yang and Nora are standing right behind him, ready to claim him.

#rwby #rwby shitpost #jaune arc #ruby rose #pyrrha nikos #penny polendina #lie ren #nora valkyrie #arslan altan #yang xiao long #arculus rift #lancaster #arkos #sunflowyr #renora #ren x arslan

[lord-of-rain]

Jaune: Hey Nora. Uh what's that whistle?

Nora: A dog whistle! Because I think we both know there's a dog in Team RWBY's dorm.

Jaune: Nora... How could Ruby have snuck a dog into her-

Nora: And I know what she does to keep you quiet.

Jaune: *blushing* You don- I- I'm just saying- Please don't.

Nora: Watch Me! *blows whistle*

Jaune:

Nora:

Jaune: See nothing happe-

Blake: *kicks in door*

*grabs whistle*

*crushes it in her hand*

Blake: NEVER do that, AGAIN. GOT IT.

Nora: *nods slowly*

Blake: Oh yeah, Ruby needs to borrow Jaune for the evening. *grabs Jaune and leaves*

Pyrrha and Ren:

Ren: Told you it was a bad idea.

#Rwby lancaster #rwby lancaster #jaune arc #rwby #ruby rose #ruby x jaune #lancaster rwby #rwby shitpost #lancaster #jaune x ruby #blake belladonna #nora valkyrie #lie ren #pyrrha nikos

[lovingdabeessss]

Yang and Pyrrha paying for everyone hc my beloved

Pyrrha canonically has her picture on pumpkin petes cereal so I personally believe they sponsor her like an influencer and that’s how her team gets money and maybe jaune could get small job but I doubt Pyrrha would let him, mr broke into beacon needs to focus on his studies a LOT

Neither ren or Nora would be able to get through an interview and I truly believe that also I believe they’d just rather help Pyrrha get more sponsors influencer style

I think Weiss would get in a lot of trouble from her father if she got a job plus with her notoriety it might actually make it really hard to get a normal job

Blake “known terrorist” belladonna gotta keep her head down

Ruby’s got younger sibling privileges of expecting your older sibling to pay for everything

I love broke college student centric ideas for the beacon era teams

#rwby #yang xiao long #blake belladonna #bumbleby #rwby bumbleby #ruby rose #yang x blake #weiss schnee #pyrrha nikos #jaune arc #nora valkyrie #lie ren