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Buster & Rio Pt.1

Buster: [Okay, so this boy showing up to this St Paddy’s day function, I assume we’re starting at the pub even if y’all end up going somewhere else, serving a look and just effortlessly making an entrance because he is that bitch, probably making an immediate move to Fearghal because only one of this fam we actually fuck with haha]

Rio: [Meanwhile I am sure we’re monopolizing Baby Libi because she just turned 1 about a month ago and we are that bitch lmao, just showing her ‘round this entire fam because you know Edie and Liam will not bother to do that; obviously noticing your entrance but also can’t use that as an excuse to come up to you so probably coming for Ava and Bea’s life with this baby instead]

Buster: [lowkey can and will avoid her like the plague using poor baby Libi as the reason why because no way you aren’t slightly bothered baby Jay exists and is basically the same age even if you’re hardcore pretending you don’t care and it’s nothing to do with you cos not actually made of stone, obviously has also noticed that she looks amazing though, the child can’t distract him that hard, I imagine you’re just having a drink and a catch up with your granddad, maybe playing some pool or darts because competitive and a lad]

Rio: [at least they will want their baby returned to them at some point miss thing so you can’t just use her as a shield forever for a reason to not say hi to the men in this family because you are that social butterfly and you must talk to everyone who is here, even Nancy which I’m sure is a joy, such a joy you’re like okay I’ll make us some drinks, bantering like Fearghal can’t make cocktails and you have to do it, just going behind this bar to fix whatever y’all girls are having]

Buster: [love this chance for him to ask her to make him a v specific martini because your parents are baze and love the classics + we all remember your dad being a James Bond fan lol so you simply would for the pure bants if nothing else]

Rio: [and you would’ve also secured your bar job by now because 18 also necessary, so again, thank God you’re this bitch, although the way randoms in this pub would be trying to order after Buster too so you’re just like oh no, only if you tip me really well vibes ‘cos not here to work people, just handing him this drink like 😏 ‘thanks a lot’ @ this crowd of people he’s made appear]

Buster: [we all know he’s tipping her really well like she works her and he doesn’t know her for the pure bants and because they really are these rich cunt relatives, giving a smirk back for that and the taste of this drink he’s having a sip of as he hovers instead of leaving ‘you’re welcome’ as if y’all are both being sincere]

Rio: [pocketing that by which I mean putting it in your bra ‘cos no way you’ve got pockets on whatever you’re wearing sis, shrugging amused like hope you didn’t expect me to insist you take that back ‘cos not gonna ‘likewise’ with a more sincere smile than your previous smirk]

Buster: [do your best to pretend you’re not checking your cousin out when she does that, at least you’ve had plenty of practice at that by this point, boy, cos in this universe we don’t trust your shady twin so you can’t be blatant af, his own shrug like however much he gave her is nothing because clearly to you it isn’t you spoiled bitch]

Rio: [she isn’t gay and oblivious now, you’re definitely not getting away with it, she’s also probably trying to drag Rio away right now because who else is she hanging out with, not even poor child Grace yet though she will humour you which you will love girl; meanwhile we’d lowkey rather stay here working a shift shamelessly but you can’t because you have to be nice, get dragged away to dance and God knows what else]

Buster: [Grace so hardcore shadowing both Rio and Nancy at this function, I’m cringing, meanwhile Buster is probably getting behind the bar himself and making Ava and Janis something swag so they feel grown up and cool and stay away from Nancy because that sort of brother, a bad influence but in a fun and cute way, goes without saying he do keep looking over though, of course he must, we can pretend it’s like oh god what’s my twin doing now and not how hot does my cousin wanna be]

Rio: [the nod of thanks we cannot verbalise from across the room for also including Janis, as if she has any interest in Nancy but anyway, Grace is bad enough and we’re basically just supervising because you can’t tell me Nancy isn’t just doing bumps at the table like well, I’m not going to get kicked out and Rio is like could you fucking go to the bathroom you mess because not trying to let any child here see this tah, just taking her stash off her like it’s a fun game like you’ll have to come find me when you want some but it’s basic toddler tactics honestly]

Buster: [she is SUCH a mess and nobody here needs it, literally the only reason he hasn’t dragged his sister away rn is because not trying to look like a killjoy but gal you’re on thin ice, hence ruster exchanging a look when he sees what Rio is doing like yeah good thinking, so glad you’ve spared the twin brawl]

Rio: [we all know this is the start of you being your peak flop era when it becomes so apparent you have no plans to go to uni or get a job or do anything with your life, ugh; mouthing ‘you owe me’ and pointing at whatever Ava and Janis are drinking like there you go]

Buster: [simply must say he gets waylaid by being flirted with by a random girl or girls who saw his little flit behind the bar and then heard him speak and are like you’re very posh to be behind there, he’s not making them drinks because never, thank you, but it’ll be ages before Rio gets hers because he’ll have come out from behind there to talk to this random/randoms and she’s gonna think she’s not getting it ever honestly, but then he’ll appear with it and wordlessly exchange it for his sister’s stash just to fuck her over and because he’ll actually use it more responsibly and is more deserving than you, Nancy]

Rio: [we realistically know whoever you’re flirting with because the Dublin of it all so we can roll our eyes like we’re doing it at them and not you, will also happily hand over this stash because we can say we just did it all ourself because what she would’ve done if it was the other way ‘round ‘having fun?’ when we do this little exchange]

Buster: [‘not yet’ again we can pretend he’s saying this as if the stash will make everything better and not as if things might start looking up now y’all are in close proximity and Nancy is clearly distracted by Grace for a sec]

Rio: [properly making eye contact ‘cos can’t be as blatant any other way yet ‘night’s still young’ with an anything can happen sort of sound and gesture]

Buster: [‘yeah’ as he holds the eye contact because agreed, walking away but doing his own subtle gesture like follow me because there’s a stash to get through here and of course we’re not gonna be as blatant as Nancy about it when we can instead be alone in a confined space]

Rio: [obviously we are following you, at least Nancy and Grace aren’t being left alone and with a stash of coke, your mother and other adults are in the room, even if distracted themselves lol; just casually both need the loo excuse us, at least no one in this fam is stupid so it just looks like you’re both off to do some drugs only and not lowkey flirt too]

Buster: [they can’t come for you when Nancy was literally just doing hers off a beer mat, it’s FINE, they’ll all be happy you’re both using the right amount of discretion, setting up these lines of coke like the gentleman he isn’t, hooray for the pub perks or not having to be with all these randoms who’d wanna join in, none of y’all are invited, bye]

Rio: [just watching you do this not at all casually for a while here ‘the last thing she needs tonight’ like you’re doing Nancy a massive favour ‘cos lowkey but it’s more a favour to everyone else here]

Buster: [‘the last thing anyone else here trying to have a good night needs, is what you wish you could say’ because you basically said as much anyway and he will just go there because hate her]

Rio: [‘not my sister’ like I only have to deal with her in very short and infrequent doses, so I don’t need to go that hard but you can because obviously, we can see what she’s like even if we’re not putting the words to it]

Buster: [‘not the sister I’ll be flying back to spend my hols with’ full shade, we only love Ava and that’s nobody’s fault but your own in this universe sis, knowing and thinking about going away to uni because that’s looming]

Rio: [‘your mum said you’re coming here’ ‘cos what else, can’t exactly be bragging about Nancy or her lack of achievements there ‘well, all fingers crossed, like’ it sounds like you’re buzzing and not just saying if he did well in all his exams]

Buster: [‘I accepted Trinity’s offer to do Law’ like yeah she’s correct and it’s all so casual ‘it’s unconditional, they’re not taking it back unless I send Nancy to take every exam in my place’ imagine that dyslexic flop lol is the energy of his tone because they really don’t, your predicted grades are that high they’ve given you the place already, you’d really have to fuck up]

Rio: [raising your eyebrows like oh, well there you go then ‘you always were smart’ like we’re not surprised because not]

Buster: [a look like oh please, because he believes smart means you don’t have to try and he really does put the work in despite all his obvious privilege you can’t say he doesn’t study hard and do all the extracurriculars and all that nonsense ‘I’ve worked hard all through school’ but doing the line to show he plays as hard too because duh]

Rio: [shaking our head ‘only you would try to take that as an insult’ like ffs boy, I was being nice ‘that was actually rude though’ like excuse me, ladies first]

Buster: [‘only you would offer me that backhanded of a compliment’ true because everyone else in your life is feeding your ego, we know, doing another smirk as if he’s unrepentant but then making the line he’s left for her fatter to make up for it]

Rio: [‘you know where to go if you wanna hear sweet nothings’ tilting our head towards the door and thus out to the party and the randoms but taking the line with a grin like I’ll be having that first though, throwing your head back dramatically for the visual]

Buster: [‘They do sound slightly sweeter around here, but it’s still as inconsequential, empty by definition and boring as a result’ the irish accent is it and we’re not gonna lie but the nothing of it is so true and he is so bored of it, clearly, DO NOT AT ALL need to be wiping the coke off her nostril but is for the not at casualness of it]

Rio: [‘and would you be bored at home, tonight?’ because we know you’re bored of all of it but may as well phrase it like a question here, do his purely like you’re making things fair here so you can lick that off your finger]

Buster: [‘I’d have home to myself’ because everyone is here, so correct, you would, but the implication it’d be a crime to be bored in that case and he’d have to do everything he possibly could not to be because he’s that bitch ‘it wouldn’t be an option’]

Rio: [‘sure your mates’ families probably played a huge role in keeping the Irish in their place’ like yeah, reason enough to have a party lol ‘granda wouldn’t have to know’]

Buster: [‘if it’s supposed to be a secret it isn’t very well kept, then again, our family likes them that way’ because seriously, this family airs all it’s dirty laundry too publicly and always has lol]

Rio: [a noise in agreement because no denying that ‘someone has to be respectable for us’ straightening his collar as if it needs it]

Buster: [I’m assuming she’s wearing a dress and it’s short because I know her so smoothing it as if it got so creased by her bending down to do a line of coke and pulling it down a little bit as if it’s too indecent and we have to, none of this is how you’d be touching your cousin, excuse you]

Rio: [correct lmao, just STARING down at what you’re doing betraying how uncasual we feel about this, even if we’re doing our utmost to keep that conceit going here ‘think that ship might’ve sailed’ like hadn’t you heard]

Buster: [‘honestly, I think this is a really appropriate dress’ as if it’s just a synonym for respectable and we’re not giving you a flirty af compliment]

Rio: [laughing and pushing him like he was actually insulting you under the guise of a fake compliment and doing an impression of his oh please look like I know I look good, boy]

Buster: [‘Oh come on, as in it’s worthy of you, not decent to wear when doing stolen lines off pub toilets’ as if she’s offended and thinks we’re saying she looks like a cheap hoe instead of the compliment we really gave]

Rio: [‘Robin Hood sort of stolen though’ like we’re more deserving and in need of said drugs right now ‘you look good too’ because we can give a compliment, does it need to be now when you’re in this close proximity, not really but here we go]

Buster: [‘It cost [and telling her however much it did for your ootn, I dread to think]’ like 1. I should and 2. Who are you calling poor lol because of the Robin Hood of it all]

Rio: [‘send my regards to your parents’ as a *correction there]

Buster: [‘of course, along with your sympathies for the clothes Nancy decided to spend their hard earned cash on’ because whatever she’s wearing tonight, he does not like it haha]

Rio: [‘be two cards otherwise’ ‘cos not going to come to her defence here soz girl]

Buster: [‘unheard of generosity’ because of the twins having to share everything cliche, not that baze are those bitches but I’m sure plenty of your friends are as mine were]

Rio: [‘I never did that’ ‘cos we would never be that bitch but we are a bitch who’d remember everyone’s birthday and actually give a shit to make sure to say happy birthday in some way or other]

Buster: [‘no, you didn’t’ like it’s lowkey occurring to him for the first time that she was never that bitch]

Rio: [pressing your index finger into his forehead like he’s got a foggy drug-addled brain ‘need another line, you’ ‘cos it don’t last fuck all time]

Buster: [pushing her away just far enough that he’s got the space to set the next ones up but doing it with his body just to be that extra about it]

Rio: [‘this you daring me?’ ‘cos so clearly going to do it before we actually do]

Buster: [‘unless you want a truth’ with a lol because that’s what peeps who are too scared of the dares pick]

Rio: [‘not scared of either’ because realistically, as not children, people could get the real tea with a truth worse than whatever they could dare you to do]

Buster: [‘good to know, babe’ calling her babe for the first time this convo because he’s his father’s son]

Rio: [‘don’t think [whatever kid you was playing with who can still exist] is here’ like he’d remember this memory as vividly as y’all]

Buster: [‘your charity knows no bounds tonight’ as if if he was she’d invite him in here for a line because Robin Hood vibes ‘but as he’s not-’ gesturing like go on, have your line, ladies first]

Rio: [do do that, so you don’t look like you’re stalling for time here, can pretend the red cheeks is a pure blood rush from the coke and not actually doing that, lean back against the door and put your hand on the handle as if you’re gonna open it and make it a free for all but obviously we’re not]

Buster: [grabbing her wrist as if he’s gotta to stop her and isn’t doing it purely because again he’s his father’s son and the coat sleeve is the most romantic baze gesture of all time, then when he has done that, wiping her nose free of coke again as if he thought she was going and was hence like no wait I’ve gotta do that first]

Rio: [the intake of breath that can never be fully played off as casual ‘you haven’t had your seconds’ slightly quieter than the standard tone we were using before, like I couldn’t possibly leave yet, would be too rude]

Buster: [the ‘wait’ that likewise can’t be played off as casual or yeah I know so hang on vibes because the WAY he’s LOOKING at her as he says it and for a beat to long before he eventually does break it off to do this line]

Rio: [mad at yourself for reminding him because you wanna just keep making this EYE CONTACT, at least you have the excuse of seeing how big his pupils are when he has done it like oh hi, just checking you don’t look insane, if we MUST leave]

Buster: [and you have the excuse to shamelessly check her out fully in the way that you could not when you walked in as if she’s suddenly gonna go out there and be flashing everyone or something if you don’t despite the fact neither of you are in here to have a piss]

Rio: [‘it’s not that short’ slight 😏 ‘cos it very much is]

Buster: [‘like I said, it’s the ideal length’ cos we’re so about it and we don’t have to pretend we’re not when nobody else is here]

Rio: [shaking your head purely so you can hide in your hair for a sec ‘right the first time but you needed to double check?’]

Buster: [‘I didn’t get into Trinity by slacking on what’s important’ like yes, I have great priorities, thank you]

Rio: [‘can make anything sound like a positive on a form’ like we both know how to bullshit]

Buster: [‘this isn’t what me bullshitting you sounds like’ cos you both know that]

Rio: [‘I know-’ cut yourself off because you think you hear someone washing their hands or something ‘how it sounds is half the problem’]

Buster: [getting in her grill to whisper whether someone is actually there or not ‘I don’t do things by halves’ like no we can’t have that ‘all or nothing’ fully in her ear, there’s NO need]

Rio: [‘is that even a question?’ having instinctively moved back closer to him when he’s in your ear]

Buster: [‘I wanna hear the answer’ just out here being that blatant]

Rio: [‘Of course you do’ as blatant as the tone we’re saying that in]

Buster: [‘give it to me’ SO indecently in her grill that we’re going to need Nancy to cockblock y’all because she would, looking for her stash if just not being outright nosy af]

Rio: [you can be relied upon to kill the vibe sis, the way our mouth would be open about to say what, who knows now, not moving to open this door ‘cos we don’t want to be the one to do it]

Buster: [him literally being like ‘fuck off, Nance, this is an intervention’ loud enough to be heard through this closed door because he knows it’s her even before she’s said or done anything, so annoyed lol]

Rio: [amused but not trying to fully laugh ‘cos maybe if she thinks he’s in here with a random she won’t be as cockblocky, nice try, babe]

Buster: [just like ‘go away, I know you haven’t’ cos we know damn well she’s just lurking here trying to annoy him]

Rio: [the temptation to just throw her baggy at her like you would then have any reason to be hiding in here, then having an idea and sending her a text being like where are you come find me vibes so at least you can leave unseen, even if the vibe is ruined]

Buster: [a necessary evil before you two get too carried away]

Buster: Cheers for doing that so I didn’t have to tell mum and dad she [+ something scandalous she did recently that he knows but that baze don’t need to because she’s enough of a flop]

Rio: No problem, seeing how long I can avoid her is vaguely entertaining

Buster: It used to be for me too before it was daily and the novelty wore off

Rio: I can imagine

Rio: you never know, a term at uni, or two, might change things

Buster: I changed my mind about America, it’s not looking likely I’ll get amnesia from some OTT hazing ritual

Rio: I’m pleased you’re not going to be sacrificed in the name of some Greek letters and try-hard yanks

Buster: they have worse drinking games than the try-hard rich kids I’m already at school with, I’d die of boredom before their bullshit pranks could come for me

Rio: leavers going be it for you and your mates, then?

Buster: Never say never, I’ll probably see a percentage of them in the courtroom

Rio: in their defence or 🤔

Buster: if they can afford me

Rio: fair, money talks

Buster: What are you spending yours on?

Rio: Long as you don’t want it back if you disagree

Buster: you earned it for a better class of martini than I’ve had in most of [the london postcode]

Rio: Surprising how badly you can fuck up a classic, see it happen all the time though

Buster: I’m surprised you’re not used to it how often it goes on everywhere

Buster: clothes, films, drinks, cars, even drugs

Rio: Don’t need the bad influence affecting me, I guess

Buster: Sounds like your mum influencing you ✌️

Rio: Classic isn’t how I’d describe anything she does but

Buster: Mine would be offended as hell if we did

Rio: Could be worse, you could’ve told her [the scandalous thing Nancy did]

Buster: that reaction would be harder to find funny

Rio: is she going to do the whole gap year thing?

Rio: that’ll be a break for the rest of your family too

Buster: And leave Chelsea? Christ no, she wouldn’t dare

Rio: 🙄

Buster: Why are we talking about Nancy?

Rio: that’s a good question

Rio: but I will end up talking about her some more if I answer so you better change the subject

Buster: We’re both high and you’re not scared of truth, you could tell me anything

Rio: you might be

Buster: nothing scares me, I’m as close to invincible as it’s possible for a non celeb to be

Rio: Intriguing

Buster: Obvious, is more accurate

Buster: I don’t have to face real, lasting consequences, what would I have to fear?

Rio: Put like that, nothing

Buster: Yeah, like I just said

Rio: I’ll probably buy myself some new shoes, as you wanted to know

Buster: [a number of inches that would mean she can reach his face easier but still be able to walk without it being insanity LOL, I can’t remember what y’all’s height difference is exactly but I know she’s smol] heels

Rio: that would look hot as fuck

Buster: You look hot as fuck with no shoes on, but it’d be hot as fuck having you at that height

Rio: I’ll show you, when I do

Buster: don’t take your shoes off here, no cunt can keep their drink in the glass

Rio: or their glass in their hands

Buster: I can’t risk you getting hurt for me

Rio: you’re kinda cute when you’re high

Buster: you’d be kinda annoyed when I ruined your photo op by having to come find you before you broke your ankle

Rio: you can have shoes that aren’t for walking in, it’s okay

Buster: And I could carry you either way, problem solved

Rio: only the polite thing to do, after-all

Buster: go wild, by all means, babe

Rio: tah for your permission 😘

Buster: It’d be mean of me not to give it when I know how badly you want it

Rio: you might have some idea

Buster: of course I do

Rio: tell me how

Buster: I can tell by looking at you, but I don’t have to be

Rio: Only a bit glad you aren’t right now

Buster: I’m sure you know drinking games that could give me amnesia whenever you start to feel like I have too much power or too many of your worst kept secrets

Rio: It’s not like you can use it against me

Buster: wrong twin, I don’t care about playing with you like that

Rio: there’s no fun in those kind of games

Buster: I don’t need to tell you the fun we could have

Rio: I hate you for being related to me and looking like you do

Buster: Hate my parents, it’s all their fault, not mine

Rio: but then you wouldn’t be here otherwise so

Buster: and you do still want me here, you can’t hate me as much as wishing I wasn’t

Rio: ‘course I do

Rio: it’s the other people that are the issue

Buster: Eventually we’ll get it out of our system, us alone, no interruptions

Rio: I might be wasted but I’ll hold you to that, promise

Buster: good point, we shouldn’t be wasted when we do

Rio: not going to achieve anything if we can’t remember

Buster: a guaranteed repeat performance, but that’s too manipulative, even for me

Rio: bit fucking rude to reckon you wouldn’t be forever thinking about it if it happened once

Buster: exactly, I’d be lying if I said otherwise, tricking you

Buster: why would I do that when I could be honest instead?

Rio: You have no reason to lie

Rio: I know

Buster: Yeah, you already know I think about you all the time, that I have since we were [whatever age we’re saying that truth or dare kiss happened]

Rio: I think about that all the time, more than feels normal

Buster: if we repeat it maybe we’ll get the fuck over it

Rio: what have we got to lose?

Buster: It feels half done, that’s all, and I can’t do things by halves, like I told you

Rio: I get it, you got better at kissing and you need me to know

Buster: Don’t fucking say anything if I didn’t, that’d be something to lose, all my dignity

Rio: 😅

Rio: Come on, it can’t have been that bad, or I wouldn’t still think about it now

Buster: You come on, where are you and where can we go?

Rio: I got cornered

Rio: but I know where we can go

Buster: it’s a good thing, it gave us time to sober up

Rio: thought you might say practice

Buster: You didn’t need to, you didn’t make a fool of yourself

Rio: I wouldn’t say that

Rio: probably Nance’s intention though for the pair of us

Buster: her intention for everyone for as long as I can remember

Rio: we’re talking about her again

Rio: you weren’t a bad kisser, just a perfectionist

Buster: Stop talking and I’ll show you how good I am now

Rio: at least make it down the street or we’re fucked

Rio: [but do get away from whoever cornered you, Nancy or some other chatty cath and grab him by the hand like follow me please]

Buster: [do follow her and sober up a bit how you do when you go outside or at least feel like you do anyway lol]

Rio: [not telling you where we’re going ‘cos if we talk or look at you before we get there we know what’s gonna happen so lowkey running as much as our outfit allows, clearly we know where every party is tonight and have a friend who lives not far from the pub who is hosting one that we can crash]

Buster: [just try not to bump into anyone and accidentally start a brawl because the streets would be packed with peeps in all kinds of states, v easy to get lost in if anyone did notice you leave the pub though, won’t take a sec before they’ve got no clue where you’re heading]

Rio: [it would honestly be carnage hence we’re keeping hold of you like a toddler, beyond just wanting to hold your hand, at least you know your way around enough that you probably know side streets that will be quieter and easier to navigate to this random house, which will then again be rammed, finally looking at you like ta-da because a crowd you can actually get lost in because no one here knows you]

Buster: [the perks of living somewhere is knowing all the shortcuts tourists could never and she do even if we can’t say you do, boy, won’t even be shady about this random house not being posh cos buzzing to be here and have said crowd to be lost in, just keep your mouth closed hun so nobody tries to fight you about your accent, we don’t need that rn, moving her along with his body the way he did earlier but even more so to the level they can get swept up in all the people, EYE CONTACT the entire time]

Rio: [being able to dance how you actually want to dance and not how you would have to at family functions keeping it PG, whatever this song is we’re doing the most with it because so not the point]

Buster: [we love to see it even though you’ll both be DYING immediately from how immediately indecent it is because the entire point is some of this tension finally being addressed and he’s likewise going all in to do that because really are telling ourself and justifying that this is going to be a one time makeout sesh that we’ll then never refer to again please and all will be right with the world lmao]

Rio: [oh lads, good luck with that, the casual way we’re already DEAD because not only have we never had reason to be this close to you for this long but definitely not with this sort of energy behind it]

Buster: [Winnie said good luck trying to dance posh white boy as if he’s not also both of those things haha, but yeah thank god this is mutual and he’s as dead and they are both giving the same energy or else that’d be awkward, really just only dancing rn and savouring that because y’all could never before rn even though he’d obviously desperately wanna pin her against a wall atm too]

Rio: [also that this is a messy night and messier than the pub by definition of it being a private party so the vibe is encouraging the behaviour y’all shamelessly wanna carry out anyway; obviously the best way to dance is for you to grind up against him but we have to keep finding ways to make EYE CONTACT in spite of this fact too ‘cos duh]

Buster: [and equally as obviously at some point he is gonna start kissing her neck whilst y’all are dancing away together here because gotta]

Rio: [when you can react exactly how you wanna to that because who can or is bothered to listen and how little does it matter ‘what are you waiting for?’ ‘cos there’s nothing stopping you now apart from the fact you can stay here as long as you want, realistically]

Buster: [oh the freedom ‘Why are you rushing me?’ in her ear and he’s then doing the most with said earlobe to a torturously slow degree like excuse you gal ‘Don’t you like this?’ because we know she do by the inevitable reaction it will cause]

Rio: [‘you know why’ before he’s fully gone in on our earlobe and made it so we’re unable to respond in any way that isn’t 🥺]

Buster: [kind of slow dancing irrespective of what this song is but in the way that he’s just blatantly holding her close af and doing all the deliberate movements to kill her, kissing her neck again but in a really slow and intense way]

Rio: [really just letting you hold us up here and now, despite the fact you wouldn’t actually be that drunk because you were on baby duty for ages, ‘cos actually want to experience this exactly how you wanna do it]

Buster: [tbf how easy he could hold her up is a whole mood not just cos she is smol but because he’s fit af in an athletic sense, like literally very muscley and strong]

Rio: [appreciating that the only way we can by touching you all over ‘cos again, no call to be doing anything beyond a hug hello and goodbye really]

Buster: [and even that y’all probably weren’t because can’t trust yourselves that much]

Rio: [tea, the temptation to linger would be way too real, as it is now]

Buster: [probably picking her up right here rn so she can literally wrap herself around him fully because why wouldn’t you]

Rio: [full koala mode activated, also point out there’s 0 chance your dress isn’t now a t-shirt because that would be impossible so excuse us everyone at this party but we can’t pretend we care or are thinking about that even slightly; our mouth would be THAT close to yours but you have to kiss us so we’re kissing your neck instead because you’ve done that so we can]

Buster: [thank god everybody at this party is being feral cos yeah, I’m like gal how tight is that dress, how far can it go, are you okay? Lol, but he’s using the excuse of trying to fix it for her how he did earlier to just touch her while she’s kissing his neck because again, of course he would]

Rio: [it’s probably some sort of bodycon that has just rolled up with this position, otherwise we definitely would’ve ripped it, would also not be bothered but we don’t have to say that’s a thing yet lol]

Buster: [you might have to be seen by members of your fam at some point later on even if y’all don’t ever go back to the pub, so no, there’s no need for outfits to be destroyed haha, doing a lil hair pull that’s quite gentle but still !! to manoeuvre y’all so he can finally kiss her, you’re welcome for this position because I feel like your height difference is like a foot or almost so that’d be annoying otherwise]

Rio: [the way this kiss is gonna have y’all reeling because the sheer intensity, was fully planning in our head to pull out every move you’ve learnt in the years since but you can’t even make this some performance, what is happening is just happening instinctively and there’s no controlling it like that]

Buster: [he was likewise planning not only that but to pull away after you’ve had this kiss like okay cool we’re done, we did it lol because clearly the dare kiss was however long it was and we were thinking we’d do like double that or whatever to ‘get it out of our system’, which it goes without saying is not happening because even if he does manage to break away at any point it’ll be the cliche of immediately kissing again anyway]

Rio: [can’t call it a stunned silence because furthest thing from it but feeling vaguely like we might be tripping here because surely this can’t be real]

Buster: [do have to say that whenever there is a breathing pause he takes the opportunity to sit y’all down even if it’s literally on the floor or a stair if this place is that rammed so that she can sit on him and we can combat the height difference that way, will nearly be killing people by accident because won’t stop being extra for a single second whilst moving and will instead be kissing her neck or just fully making out with her like there aren’t hazards everywhere]

Rio: [not helping because fully encouraging this always, just running our hands through your hair as we kiss you as deeply as we are physically able, pushing into whatever surface we’re now sat on]

Buster: [he is a child of baze and he can’t be tamed, soz everyone, just here to be the most feral we possibly can and touch her everywhere he might have ever wanted to while he drags her into his lap as much as he is physically able]

Rio: [‘Buster’ revelling in saying it, saying it how we are, dragging those syllables out not being hard with how we’re feeling]

Buster: [he should not be able to drag her name out when it’s that short but he can and he is because that extra and that affected by everything that’s occurred]

Rio: [forcing yourself to stop kissing because you have to look at him to get across the absolute !!!! obvs]

Buster: [can’t stop himself from moving indecently while holding that eye contact because as !!! in this moment and every moment since y’all started this and therefore giving her a loud and extra sound that isn’t in any way muffled by y’all kissing]

Rio: [when there is too little/literally nothing stopping you from fully hooking up with him, going from nothing to this in what feels like no time at all, overwhelmed is an understatement, making our own movements that match the sounds we cannot stop making]

Buster: [in her case there’s not even clothes stopping her, can literally feel everything at all times, soz gal and also you’re welcome, cos he’s obvs syncing up with her with this, getting the best rhythm going ever and being loud about it]

Rio: [thank GOD it’s as blatant that this is mutual because there’s no hiding this or styling it out as something else ‘we can do it’ as if you’re not suggesting what you are and are just talking about sneaking a drink or something else you might’ve as kids]

Buster: [not stopping because simply cannot but hitting her with a ‘we can’t’ as you’re still doing the most because didn’t just casually bring condoms in your pocket with you to Dublin and obvs the Jay of it all wasn’t long ago so you’re all too aware of not trying to make that mistake again]

Rio: [lowkey so thrown you don’t even know how to react because it’s not as if it’s the sort of thing you can insist about but like… ‘don’t you like it?’]

Buster: [a breathless and hot af lol because he clearly do love all of this ‘of course I do, babe, I just didn’t pack for it’ what an adorable way of phrasing this contraception quandary sir]

Rio: [😍 because that was adorable and hot in equal measures no lie detected]

Buster: [have to kiss her again because the heart eyes are too much and he can’t deal]

Rio: [‘you know I’m on the pill though, yeah’ ‘cos why wouldn’t you be]

Buster: [when Chloe would have blatantly told him that lie because she’s that bitch so it stops him way more dramatically than it should or he can style out]

Rio: [having to act like that’s not lowkey offensive like oh, okay ‘I’ll get drinks then’ like brb]

Buster: [‘I’ll go get them’ because he literally can’t verbalise everything that’s going through his head rn and needs to run away, not giving her even half a second to argue despite the fact she was literally on top of him and it would be easier for her to do it because that !!]

Rio: [let him go girl because he’s that shook you’re not going to try and stop him, especially when you think it’s purely this situation]

Buster: [when I just know he’s gonna get into a fight with someone on the way there or back and I’m like I sure wish you wouldn’t, boy]

Rio: [standard house party/st paddys behaviour but we’re still going to get involved/get you out of here]

Buster: [if she didn’t it’d escalate to half the lads here joining in because he’s posh and english and nobody needs that today, especially not baze if they had to make a trip to A&E]

Rio: [you’re welcome we’re not also making your trip include one to the hospital lads, not that we did it for your sake but still, heading back towards the pub now]

Buster: [‘give me a second here, yeah?’ like she’s marching you towards the pub against your will]

Rio: [stopping but looking around like let’s not get into any more fights ‘you alright?’ ‘cos would obviously still care if you were hurt, even if this is supremely awkward]

Buster: [‘no, this girl lied to me about that before’ just getting into it because he is that bitch, not what she meant remotely but ily for this sir you make me laugh]

Rio: [taking the time you need to piece that together in your head, then shaking said head when it dawns on you ‘that’s fucked’ because it is]

Buster: [‘she is, I should’ve used that as contraception’ because truly she’s a mad one]

Rio: [shrug like we’ve all been there ‘that’s alright, that makes sense’ ‘cos just a relief to know what actually happened there vs what it was in your head]

Buster: [a shrug like you’re not still thinking about that whole situation that you’ve barely gotten into ‘I didn’t want you to think, to keep thinking, it was about you’ because it’s really a him issue]

Rio: [‘thanks’ and nudging into him like you think he’s taking the piss but you know he’s not and you’re also being sincere with it because seriously]

Buster: [wiping his nostril the way he did hers after the coke binge but to check if it’s bleeding before they do go back to the pub but it’s not so doing a smirk as if you’re so great for avoiding that and not ruining your expensive af top with blood and it wasn’t just luck]

Rio: [‘you’re welcome’ rolling our eyes like * that was down to me, boy, not you]

Buster: [‘Jesus, you’re beautiful’ sounds like he’s taking the piss because she just rolled her eyes at him but really not, is really just sincerely saying it after looking at her nbd]

Rio: [‘you might be concussed’ like oh no, maybe you didn’t get away with it after all but coming closer to you again like we need to/ can check you over]

Buster: [‘there’s only one of you’ literally like don’t worry I’m not seeing double but it lowkey also sounds like a line like nobody compares so shaking his head like oh no that was corny of me]

Rio: [grinning ‘your secret is safe with me’ like no one will ever hear that from me]

Buster: [‘it’s no secret I’ve never lost a fight’ because gotta get that boxing brag in, clearly]

Rio: [‘you don’t lose’ just an observation we’re making casually rn]

Buster: [shaking his head cos no he don’t you’re correct and it’s not an option]

Rio: [‘I thought it was ‘cos of Edie’ just blurting this out, because of course that’s where your mind was when contraceptive chat]

Buster: [‘it’s a cute kid, cute as they ever are’ soz for calling you it there Libi, how rude]

Rio: [‘all kids are cute!’ like what are you talking about lmao]

Buster: [‘Billie wasn’t’ again soz girl but it’s true, we’ve all seen baby Cara]

Rio: [😱 like it’s not true but we are loling ‘cos she’d be the first to say it ‘you’re rude’]

Buster: [‘Jury’s still out on Violette’ because she’s literally a tiny bub and we don’t know yet that she’s gonna be cute af cos going by Ro we can all assume not, she was not it ‘but I’d bet against’]

Rio: [‘it’s a miracle she’s here at all’ because everyone is shocked and not in a good way about you, soz honey]

Buster: [‘her mum would love to hear you say that’ because Ro is all about that religious life sis, she’d be living for the word miracle]

Rio: [‘she doesn’t love anything that comes out of my mouth’ Ro always been a hater sis, despite Rio being like her mum and trying to be friends with everyone regardless]

Buster: [‘her loss’ with so much feeling because he loves everything that comes out of this girl’s mouth, especially during that makeout and we have to be 1000% clear about that as if it wasn’t obvious]

Rio: [‘definitely not mad about it’ pulling a face like let’s not imagine that reality thank you]

Buster: [doing a big Fearghal type lol because I can and I will]

Rio: [😍 again]

Buster: [picking up her wrist and holding it for no reason except those heart eyes killing him again ‘I know what you’re mad about’ because I, Junie B Jones didn’t even mean to get back on my bullshit and cockblock y’all that hard but it happened nevertheless and he’s as gutted as she is, obvs]

Rio: [‘what you going to do about it though?’ ‘cos now we know it wasn’t all the sheer drama we were spiralling it was we can be flirty again]

Buster: [‘Is the flat being rented?’ genuine q because if it’s just one of the fam staying above the pub he has no qualms sneaking up there and obvs if it’s empty rn even less]

Rio: [‘Rocky’s family are in there’ ‘cos he died this time last year apparently so that makes sense to me that y’all are getting situated and they’d just let you be there for free because yeah]

Buster: [‘Good, come on’ because gonna at least try and sneak, awks it sounds like you’re saying good he’s dead, excuse you tbh]

Rio: [‘we can see if the lights are on’ like okay but not promising anything ‘cos Toni is only 3 and Archie isn’t 1 yet so their mum might be putting them to bed or something]

Buster: [we know damn well that she doesn’t join in with the fam functions as much as the rest of the core fam do and she would probably use the fact the kids are little as a reason to dip even though there are other little kids there like Libi ‘We can finish what we started’ because she asked what he was going to do, too confident that Rocky’s widow isn’t a flop but we get it, you don’t know her, boy]

Rio: [sure you won’t be living above this pub much longer ‘cos fail to see how you can ignore these kind of celebrations but it’s probably a late enough o’clock you’d be trying hen ‘not out your system yet’ like yeah, I know, definition of 🤞 without literally doing it]

Buster: [Yeah, I’m sure she hates living there but soz hun you’ve got two little kids and are grieving so it’s actually the right place for you, but anyway, this boy just LOOKING at her because it CLEARLY is not]

Rio: [looking back in the direction of the house/house party like ugh ‘if only you didn’t smack my mate’ probably wasn’t your mate actually and just another random but that would be so much simpler ‘I’ve not forgotten how to be discreet’ shrugging, like could be a mood]

Buster: [‘I didn’t realise when I did that he was the only one you’ve got’ like my bad lol but not at all soz actually because there must be a million other house parties going on that they could crash if necessary]

Rio: [‘shut up’ with a grin as she shakes her head ‘they were just the closest and you were desperate’]

Buster: [‘You shut up’ like excuse you I was not, despite the blatant evidence to the contrary ‘you’ve got your heart set on playing hide and seek, I haven’t forgotten how much you love it’ because something you could have done as kids, why wouldn’t you, having a whole pub to play in, and he’s actually done you a massive favour by brawling]

Rio: [‘Nothing wrong with desperate but-’ like oh okay, let’s play it cool then, if you wanna ‘it was best at my house’ remembering because you could legit get lost inside or out at the cali residence]

Buster: [‘but you’re about to change your mind so fast’ because gonna lowkey torture you even more than he did earlier by making you wait for a kiss, obvs, and you will be dying and desperate then]

Rio: [‘you’re on’ like okay let’s play, speeding up purely so you have to look at us]

Buster: [shamelessly checking her out again because not gonna be able to for a minute if y’all are sneaking around so simply must]

Rio: [turning back to LOOK at you ‘you think I’m beautiful’ loudly ‘cos not near enough the pub yet and you could just be taking the piss out of some harmless and appropriate compliment, though you are not and your grin is way more real than any smirk would ever]

Buster: [‘You are’ so matter of fact about this like yes correct, because it’s just true ‘you’re flawless’ again, no lie detected, it’s a fact not just his opinion, soz]

Rio: [‘says you’ as matter of fact about it ‘cos undeniable, even if we’re blushing too]

Buster: [a nod ‘It’s not a line coming from someone like me’ because hot peeps can get whoever they want so it’s not the same as a dude who doesn’t think he is just putting her on a pedestal, is the logic here]

Rio: [‘that’s the other twin’ like we’ve already established it would be weirder on your part if this was some sort of elaborate scheme or joke]

Buster: [‘you can say ugly, or evil, both if you desperately want, she’s not here’ rude but you hate her so, use of the word desperate for the pure bants there haha]

Rio: [turning back around with an eye roll like let’s not lmao]

Buster: [absolutely just smirking unrepentantly]

Rio: [just leaning down to deal with a shoe issue you probably aren’t even having because you can]

Buster: [picking her up because he can like oh that shoe issue must mean you need carrying the rest of the way]

Rio: [‘what are you doing?’ tone is 😻 though]

Buster: [‘You looked like you were having a problem, I’m solving it for you, like I said I could’ because he did earlier when they were talking about shoes]

Rio: [‘should say something about your generosity now, right?’ as we’re doing throwbacks but we’re not quoting ourself because we’re too busy playing with your curls]

Buster: [‘I don’t have to do charity anymore’ because got into uni already basically and because he’s v much enjoying this as much as you and that’s why he’s doing it]

Rio: [‘[the random flirting with you earlier] will be devastated’ like ha ha soz not soz]

Buster: [‘I already devastated her by giving [whatever the drink was he made] to you’ also amused and not soz]

Rio: [just smiling to ourself about it shamelessly ‘was good’ off-handedly]

Buster: [‘I made it’ like no shit, of course it was]

Rio: [‘what did I know about your hidden talents?’ in his ear, lingering there]

Buster: [‘you’ll know all about how talented I am when I find you’ for the hide and seek of it all whether we actually let you play or not]

Rio: [making the most frustrated little noise]

Buster: [playing with her hair despite the fact he’s carrying her, don’t drop her please]

Rio: [gonna say you can see the lights on upstairs as you’re approaching so that noise soon becomes actually frustrated like no get out lmao]

Buster: [putting her down like oh no oh no]

Rio: [just looking like do we go in, or immediately somewhere else, what is the move here]

Buster: [looking around as if the fam are gonna be lurking this far away from the pub and have seen y’all and therefore will force you to go back in, but of course not ‘plenty of places to hide in the cellar’ slightly spooky suggestion but I respect it, at least you’re pondering]

Rio: [‘only come down if the barrel needs changing’ like that’s easy enough to not get caught with that being the only reason anyone’d be down there unless anyone else in this fam was trying to hook up lmao ‘so, count to…’ trying to judge how long it’ll take you to get in and get down there because undoubtedly going to get slightly waylaid by everyone like where have you been girl ‘I’ll tell you when to start counting’]

Buster: [nodding and v gently pushing her in the direction of this pub like okay go]

Rio: [get gone girl, socialise like you are remotely engaged in whatever is being said to you]

Buster: [meanwhile he’s gotta awkwardly give it a minute so it’s not obvious af you two just appeared together after a long af absence, at least you don’t have to be social af nobody expects it of you, just check on both your sisters, one cos you have to and one cos you wanna]

Rio: [just keep checking where you are, goes without saying, obviously not noticeably so to anyone else but we are]

Buster: [likewise, as if she’s gonna just disappear off to the cellar and hide there forever without telling him lol]

Rio: [lmao imagine]

Rio: Alright, down from 60 should do it

Buster: You’re on

Rio: You aren’t gonna find me

Buster: You aren’t going to be able to stay hidden away from me

Rio: You’ve forgotten how good I am at this

Buster: No, you’ve forgotten how loud I can make you

Rio: I don’t think I have

Buster: I think you need reminding

Rio: keep looking, I want you to find me

Buster: I know you do, babe

Rio: I didn’t think [someone we’re shading here] would ever shut up

Buster: if you’d let them get another round in they wouldn’t

Rio: I don’t want another drink right now

Buster: We both want the same thing, thank Christ

Rio: having to avoid you forever would be tedious, never mind footing your therapy bill

Buster: Generous of you, as per, but my parents’ll cover it, even with the expense of Nancy’s sessions, it’ll probably be fine

Rio: As long as you promise to talk about me, at least once

Buster: it’s a huge relief you’re asking me to promise that way and not vice versa, I wouldn’t be able to stop myself

Rio: I don’t think you should have to

Rio: what’s wrong about it

Buster: Nothing, opening up is the right thing to do

Rio: You’ve already got the hang of it

Rio: pretty jealous how turned on it’ll definitely make your shrink but price we have to pay

Buster: It’d be stupid of you to be jealous of anyone, and I know you’re smart

Rio: I’ll assume you mean that the genuine way and not the backhanded one

Buster: I’ve seen no evidence of you working hard all through school, what else can I say?

Rio: I’m not going to give up my hiding spot just because you’re being rude, btw

Rio: work smarter not harder, what can I say?

Buster: Are you going to at least try and defend yourself?

Buster: I’m waiting to hear what a good girl you are

Rio: [stop breathing wherever you are]

Rio: That’s not fair

Buster: Playing fair contradicts what you said about working smarter

Rio: Not you learning something from me

Buster: It’s about time, you didn’t teach me fuck all about kissing during that dare

Rio: As if you would

Rio: too many 👀s watching

Buster: I like an audience

Rio: yeah?

Buster: Come on, that shouldn’t be news to you

Rio: Oh, I’m just giving myself time to think about it

Buster: Fine by me, you’re giving me an opportunity to locate you with how you’re breathing about it

Rio: I’ll practice pretending I’m gutted to lose to you

Buster: Am I supposed to pretend I don’t see you too?

Rio: Never

Buster: The biggest relief of the night, but only so far

Buster: [appear and pull her out of whatever ‘hiding place’ she’s in]

Rio: [being SHOOK when this happens is the closest we get to being anything close to gutted about this, grabbing him like you were that scared by his sudden appearance]

Buster: [hugging her like she’s that scared we have to, not like you just wanna do that or anything]

Rio: [milking this for all it’s worth ‘cos we can all just pretend we’re drunk later it’s fine, yeah, wrapping yourself around him like before]

Buster: [likewise milking that for all it’s worth even though there’s probably numerous places you could, and I’m sure will eventually, put her down on, kissing her neck like he did before]

Rio: [‘what cologne are you wearing?’ ‘cos we like it and it’s the only coherent thought we’re having, tilting our head to the ceiling so you have all the skin you could possibly wanna kiss]

Buster: [telling her in between all the neck kisses ever because why would he stop, obvs his voice sounding indecent is one of many reasons not to so]

Rio: [closing your eyes because can’t deal already ‘maybe I’ll buy some too’ like we’re adding it to the shopping list with the heels]

Buster: [‘I’ll send it to you’ because him sending and buying her things is a literal ruster staple OG so I gotta, kissing her collarbone and shoulder now too]

Rio: [‘there’ ‘cos that’s where you would wear it, pointing to that spot behind your ears too, almost the back of your neck, obviously that word was basically a moan because we so approve of that idea]

Buster: [taking it as an instruction and going in on kissing her everywhere she’s directed him to, to a basically torturous extent, of course he’ll eventually go in on her earlobe again too how he did before, while he’s there]

Rio: [‘what will it take?’ like tell me how to get you to kiss me now please]

Buster: [‘You already have the answer’ like gotta be desperate and lowkey beg because of what was said earlier]

Rio: [gotta keep your mouth closed for now girl even though we know you’ll break before long lmao, just pointing at your lips in the same manner like he will be tricked]

Buster: [fully leaning in like he’s gonna do it but obvs at the literal last second being like ‘say please’]

Rio: [‘please’ with literally no hesitation because we don’t care, we know what we want]

Buster: [finally kissing her but it’s v soft and almost chaste, almost because he only has so much restraint his damn self lol, to be rude and torture her again]

Rio: [‘I know you know how to do more than that’ still in his grill so whispering despite there being no need because no one is around ‘you just put your hands here-’ and putting them on her waist ‘-then put your lips together…’ once he has kissing him as delicately but then really slowly using your tongue to pry his lips apart again]

Buster: [quietly but !! moaning into her mouth on that last move, we’ll never know what he was gonna say, RIP to that sass]

Rio: [just this being the slowest and most deliberate makeout of all time as if either of you has never done this before, putting our hands on either side of his face and pulling him closer to you with it]

Buster: [letting that kissing sesh last what feels like forever before he’s gotta relent and put her down whether that’s on a crate or a literal shelf or wherever the fuck because not trying to drop you and his hands be trying to wander too much to be safely holding her up rn, and immediately almost pulling her off said surface because he’s pulling her closer to him and nearly off the edge]

Rio: [hold onto whatever you can and need to to not because never going to tell you to stop doing anything, especially not when it makes it so blatant to us how badly you want us too ‘I’ve wanted this from the minute you walked in’ looking at him with all the !!]

Buster: [overcompensating for how near to the edge she was and pushing her back until she’s literally against the wall that whatever she’s sitting on atm is against, taking her wrists and pinning them over her head to said wall as he looks back at her with as much !! because hard same, it cannot be overstated that he hadn’t stopped kissing her for a single second until that eye contact so it’s really bringing the drama ‘so you walked in wearing that and waited for me’ cos it’s such a lewk that can’t be overstated either]

Rio: [the LOUDEST GASP because so about being unable to move away from how he’s looking at us in any way, nodding like yes, exactly ‘I don’t care how many other people see, as long as you’re looking’]

Buster: [changing it up so he’s got her wrists pinned one handed/armed and the other free because necessary rn ‘it’s for me, same as this’ touching her v saucily and blatantly because how turned on you are is as blatant but gotta always make it more so]

Rio: [trying to not look away into our hair or bite our lip or close our eyes, anything to deal with how we’re feeling beyond the most intense eye contact of all time and just shamelessly making the sounds you’d otherwise be trying to conceal ‘you knew’ like you didn’t have to touch me to work that out, that’s how obvious I am ‘you did that’]

Buster: [we love to maintain eye contact against all odds, I could never, but you do you, guys, doing the most here with this hand like she’s not already dying because duh we have to be as shameless ‘the things I wanna do to you, Rio’ could have said babe but saying her name because we’re that !! too]

Rio: [‘do them’ beyond desperately ‘please’ like you forgot but have now remembered your manners ‘everything you think of’]

Buster: [‘not yet’ the way that could be an entirely different phrase than one of the first things he said to her earlier because of how he’s saying it and yet is somehow also exactly the same delivery too because he’s that bitch ‘I’m not done showing you what a good kisser I am’ and we ALL know what’s gonna happen here because shoutout to that misfits content being the only things we had back in the day and eating her out totally counts as kissing nbd, being as extra as always, giving it all the build up]

Rio: [god bless that content truly, we’re not okay here at all ‘I’m going to die’ because if you can’t be dramatic now when can you]

Buster: [another hot af breathless lol because she is the drama but we’re about it ‘yeah, you are’ too unrepentant, simply doing the MOST because this is his fave thing to do ever in any universe of ruster, soz not soz]

Rio: [the unholy amount of noise we have to make, getting pushed harder and harder against this wall because cannot fucking cope ‘Buster, baby-’]

Buster: [we’re all thrilled that y’all picked the day the pub is the loudest and rowdiest it’ll ever be because he can’t cope much better and isn’t being remotely quiet himself, though obvs not as loud as you gal but his time will come lol, literally will have to take a sec at some point to at least unbutton whatever fancy af trousers he’s shown up to this function in though, because too turned on to be comfortable]

Rio: [honestly thank god because attempting to be anything but the most about this would be near impossible, especially when you do that and we’re shamelessly staring ‘for me?’]

Buster: [shamelessly taking a sec to pull her up and kiss her so she’s more upright + back closer to the edge than she was and can get an even better view not to mention reach him if she did want to touch him because why wouldn’t we, it’s not as if you should take any kind of time to breathe or rest your extra af mouth]

Rio: [we simply have to touch you immediately and with as much urgency as we’re kissing you, using our hands but also pressing our body against you and using our lack of clothing at this point to our advantage]

Buster: [my boo said sir it’s your turn to be killed and he really is dying because he’s been doing shit to her almost exclusively since they entered this cellar and living off her reactions for a minute here so it’d be SO !! that she’s finally actually touching him, and like that, no less, his own unholy noises, of course, and he definitely didn’t set out to bite her lip v dramatically but it’s happening with the GASP that escapes the first time she’s using her body like that]

Rio: [likewise dying to finally touch him and just because you can’t fuck him doesn’t mean there’s nothing you can do and all the possibilities have us feral, just sliding you between the outer folds of our vagina for lack of a better term so you’re as good as doing it without any penetration]

Buster: [absolutely gotta move y’all to these cellar steps despite the obvious danger of discovery and y’all loud asses being closer to the door so you have more room to be feral in all the ways you want without her falling off whatever she’s perched precariously on because he’d be really losing it here, excuse us, nobody need to change a barrel for a bit, okay?]

Rio: [don’t mind us, there’d be no cover story for this position and the state of the pair of you but we’re beyond caring and sheer dumb luck is on your side rn]

Buster: [seriously beyond caring because he is gonna get her on his lap again and y’all are gonna end up hooking up, thank god she is on the pill and it is that effective, I can’t stop this and he doesn’t want to, it’s only a matter of time]

Rio: [you aren’t trying to trap him like an unhinged bitch, it’s all good, telling him you’ll take the morning-after pill in front of him because truly anything so this can happen]

Buster: [‘I trust you’re not bullshitting me, we can’ because true]

Rio: [‘you’ve earned it’]

Buster: [when hearing that is like his ultimate turn on, lol, we know what kind of bitch he is, 100% that one, so there’s 0 hesitation this time sis]

Rio: [the way our eyes are gonna roll to the back of our head ‘you’re fucking me’ have to state the obvious because we can’t believe it]

Buster: [unholy is not the word for the moan that’s gonna come out of him when this penetration finally occurs so it’s FINE lol, they’re so even ‘I have to’ also stating the obvious, there was no way y’all weren’t gonna do this]

Rio: [‘you need to’ not even wanting to kiss you because the sounds you’re making are so good so we have to kiss across your shoulders and chest]

Buster: [‘We both need to get it all out of our system, everything, or it won’t happen once’ when you really do believe this is not gonna happen again if you just do it well enough lol lol]

Rio: [pushing your bra down and grabbing his hands to put them there like I know you need to do this then]

Buster: [did she have her nipples pierced or was that a fever dream? I feel like she did because she had to take them out when she got preggo when we did baby Saint and they were both devastated about it, if that’s true I’m cackling because he’d be so lowkey surprised because not gonna have been a thing with all the posh london and clean cut american girls he has hooked up with]

Rio: [she did indeed, so happy at your adorable surprised face ‘you can pull ‘em’ demonstrating how ‘cos the main point beyond aesthetics]

Buster: [do that and be living laughing loving boy because it’d be so different and he’d be so about it because highkey feels like he has done everything and is so bored, not rn obvs haha but usually, peeps are so dramatic, this woman was like having pierced nipples is like having another clit, please calm down, there was this whole article I just read where everyone was popping off about having better orgasms]

Rio: [need to put your sister onto that in the future lmao but whether people are being OTT or nah, we’re still going harder in your lap as a result]

Buster: [literally read it and thought of jc like you’re not having loads of kids, treat yourselves when you’re done, guys, our minds, these two are also living their best lives rn despite the fact anyone could hear or interrupt y’all and we stan]

Rio: [we know you’re shamelessly being the loudest because the perfect opportunity to do so ‘this pussy is yours you better cum in it’]

Buster: [mhmm, he’s playing with these piercings with his tongue, gently pulling on them with his teeth, kissing her everywhere else on her chest, just being feral af whilst fucking her like both their lives depend on it ‘this is what it takes to stop you being hung up on manners, getting you like this?’ because the ladies first of it all during the coke binge, like you should be going first gal, excuse you, almost annoyed in a bants way like damn I can’t pull this trick every time you pop off about it]

Rio: [whimpering at this because yes to your actions and what you’re saying ‘I can’t help that there’s only one way to get me to behave properly’ so unrepentant ‘whoever’s fucking me like this calls the shots’]

Buster: [stopping what he’s doing for a sec to LOOK up at her ‘oh come on, nobody else has ever fucked you the way I am’ where’s the lie tbh but you didn’t have to put every man in Dublin on blast like that sir]

Rio: [‘don’t make me miss you whilst you’re still inside me’ trying to make him move again like you come on]

Buster: [‘I can’t help that you will, baby’ not the first baby of the night from him, doing the most again as if he remotely needs to prove how true that is]

Rio: [when that pout barely even has time to register before you’re screaming again]

Buster: [when he put his finger on her lip for the sec that it did like he was pointing to it cos we see you but then he’s just putting his fingers in her mouth to be indecent when she is]

Rio: [when you haven’t had chance to show off your own head skills so you must do the most to remind him of the fact]

Buster: [‘don’t make me miss something I’ll never get the chance to experience’ because again, really think this is it and she’s never gonna suck his dick lmao]

Rio: [not stopping like but I must]

Buster: [dying about it obviously so the ‘behave’ hits different than how you thought it would, more like a plea than a command there, boy]

Rio: [do let him take his fingers away just to show the mess that’ll make and so you can say ‘there’s time before you go’ like one time means one night not just this ‘you got to taste me’]

Buster: [holding her face via her jaw to make a mess of it and keep you both thinking about this future blowjob, there’s no need honestly except that also it makes the way he’s LOOKING at her even more dramatic like yes okay, agreed ‘you taste even better than you look’ no lie detected, he LOVED it]

Rio: [thank the lord you’re a minimal makeup ‘cos I’m stunning kind of gal but you would wear some for parties and with a bit of fixing before you’re seen you could’ve just been really sweating it out on the dancefloor, not that this is running through your head when you’re encouraging him to absolutely wreck any and all makeup and hairstyle you might’ve had ‘you’re a better fuck than you look, somehow’ ‘cos saying you already look like an amazing one, not the shade that could be in another scenario, obvs]

Buster: [the hottest lol of all time as if he’s taking it as he’s being shaded]

Rio: [laughing with you even though we lowkey surprise ourselves that we’re capable whilst still fully doing the most]

Buster: [the heart eyes though because it would’ve been ages since you laughed together lbr]

Rio: [in a genuine way, just you two and not in a group setting, literally forever, probably; so gotta kiss him so you don’t say something stupid when you have the same realisation]

Buster: [have another intense makeout sesh and save yourselves]

Rio: [we’re fine, not going to let unexpected emotions get in the way of a good time]

Buster: [just focus on trying to make her cum first sir, you are a child of baze and we all remember when they literally had a competition about it]

Rio: [we’re not going to be making that as much of a challenge for you has to be said but it’s still a victory nonetheless]

Buster: [it’ll happen pretty much at the same time anyway I’m sure, you’ve both been as feral as each other]

Rio: [just on these stairs like well fuck]

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