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jayrlz · 2 years

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STACY’S MOM PT. 2 – JAY

( but it’s actually her dad )

warnings : VERY explicit smut, dilf!jay x afab!reader, u fuck ur bff’s dad, virgin!reader, reader gets corrupted, jay pretends to be soft but he’s actually a really hard dom, dumbification, a little bit of perv!jay and perv!y/n, breast slapping, spitting, degrading, praising, there’s a lot more ok

read part 1 !

that very day at the pool, in order to barely function, you convinced yourself you had imagined it; that you were so into mr park that it got to your head.

yet, even if you had told yourself it was pure fiction, you couldn’t stop thinking about it.

as you were doing right now, for example.

you were laid on your bed on your back, wearing a small top with some random graphic design; thanks to the comfort of your own house, you happened to be braless. as bottoms, you were wearing some black panties and some shorts which could also be considered underwear if you took in mind their length.

as your mind played any imagine it had caught of jay for as long as you’d known him, your hand had travelled inside your shorts but not inside your panties.

something you’d told no one, not even stacy, was that not only were you a virgin, you also had never gone as far in masturbating as to finger yourself.

at some point, just some random replays of your mind weren’t enough, and so you in full of guilt grabbed your phone.

you opened mr park’s facebook account, and you, in full shame may we add, looked for a specific picture.

there he was, outside of some random fountains at some random expensive vacation, posing in front of them with just his wet swim shorts on.

fuck, his face, his abs, his muscular arms and then the clear outline of his dick. you zoomed in to see more clearly, and everything got too hot for you.

just touching the outside of your clitoris wasn’t enough anymore, and you almost let your fingers explore your hole.

that was of course, before the doorbell interrupted you.

who could it have been at 9 pm? your parents were coming back home tomorrow, and you had no plans with anyone.

you, with a very loud groan, tossed your phone to the side and got up to check on the door.

“ who is it? ” you asked in a clearly annoyed tone.

“ y/n? it’s jay, stacy’s dad. sorry, were you doing something? ”

you pulled the door open and couldn’t even look him in the eyes, considering what you were just doing.

“ m..mr park! what brings you here? ” you asked, trying to adjust your insanely revealing shorts, and somehow adjust so as not to show your very hard by now nipples.

“ your dad had told me to come check up the tv in your room, and he said that you should be home and awake now, so i dropped by after work. ah, you must’ve been busy, i’m sorry. i’ll get going. ” he said and almost turned to leave before you stopped him,

“ no no! it’s okay, ” you awkwardly chuckled, “ come in. ”

in all honesty, you had forgotten that the tv in your room was broken, and you definitely would rather keep at that than bring yourself in the current situation.

but, some twisted part of you got so horny at the thought of jay seeing you like this, that you couldn’t bring yourself to let him down.

“ oh, i also brought the screwdriver! you left it at ours the day you brought it, and i know your dad needs one so i’ll leave it here. ” he said as he held up a red screwdriver, god he was such a gentleman.

and so there you were! jay entering your room, you following behind him, and everything seeming to go smoothly.

emphasis on the seeming, since the second you stepped in, your eyes fell on the open phone screen lain on you bed.

and clearly, it wasn’t just you own eyes.

jay clearly recognised himself at the picture and in almost cocky way he picked up the phone.

“ care to give me some explanation as to why this is here, doll? ”

you could in no way form an actual sentence to respond to him, so you just looked down and gulped.

he grabbed you and pinned you down on the bed, before grabbing your face; forcing you to look him in the eye.

“ what happened baby, are you shying away now? you seemed to have no shame when you were zooming in to my pictures and touching your tight little pussy. ”

he kissed your lips softly and slowly, making sloppy sounds come from the collision.

“ jay, i.. ” you said as you pulled back for a second.

“ mr park. ” he corrected and your face fully flushed,

“ mr park.. i..i haven’t done this before, i’m a virgin.. ” you said in embarrassment, afraid that that’d be a turn off to him.

luckily - or in reality, unluckily for you - a smirk formed on his face as his eyes glowed with something, you couldn’t exactly tell what it was.

he tried to hide his body’s response to your words, “ i’ll totally understand if you don’t want to lose your virginity to me, darling. take your time and don’t push to yourself in anything you might regret. ”

“ n..no, that’s not it, i want to lose it to you mr park! i really really do! ” you desperately said, “ i’m just worried that it might throw you off! ”

“ baby.. ” he said as he caressed your cheeks softly, “ you couldn’t have been more wrong. ” he said in an almost lust full tone.

“ ever since you turned 19, you’ve grown so much, all i can think off is fucking you like the dumb little fuck doll you are, like i haven’t noticed how you behave around me.. ”

he went back to slowly and passionately kissing you with his tongue, as his hands roamed over your upper body, bringing your shirt up.

he pulled back and placed his hand softly under your head, raising it slightly so as to pull your top off.

you almost instinctively and in embarrassment tried to cover your breast with your hands, yet he almost aggressively pulled them off.

coming in contrast with that, he gently held them in his arms, as his fingers brushed up and down on your sensitive nipples, causing you to moan and uncomfortably squirm at the feeling.

he leaned in and took a breast in his mouth, his warm tongue running over your areas and earning back soft whimpers from you.

his hands grabbed onto your short’s and took your underwear along with them, and he then slid the both of them down; taking them completely off you.

he threw your shorts somewhere away and placed your panties in his pocket.

he placed a trace of kisses all along your stomach, reaching your pelvis area.

his hands held your thighs and whilst simultaneously caressing them, he opened your legs up.

“ you have the prettiest pussy i’ve ever fucking seen. ”

he said as he proceeded to place a kiss directly on your clitoris, causing you to moan and sit up.

he continued sucking, licking and placing wet kisses on your sensitive nerves, and he took your sounds as a sign to insert a finger in your hole.

“ j..jay! ” you said in a gasp, and you felt him smirk.

he proceeded to move his finger at a pace you didn’t know was humanly possible, causing you to cry out.

“ i said it’s mr park, sweetheart. ” he said, still keeping the amused look on his face as he added a second finger.

in a moan of messes and tears you fell on your back and grabbed your breast with your right hand.

the second he attempted to add a third finger, you felt your hole clench and your back arch as you experienced your first orgasm.

“ oh no baby, you’ve made daddy’s fingers all messy.. ” he spoke as you were still recovering from it.

he took his fingers off your hole and placed them right in your mouth aggressively, causing you to suck on it.

he lowered his pants just enough to pull his cock out, and you loudly gasped at the size.

after you struggled so much to take just his fingers, you’d definitely not be able to take such a big dick.

he saw the way you stared at it and let out a teasing chuckle.

“ what’s wrong y/n? scared it’s gonna be too big? ”

you moaned as he suddenly placed himself at your entrance.

“ m..mr park, w..wait! ”

he entered himself a little more in, and then softly kissed your lips.

“ are you okay, my love? ” he asked with concern.

you nodded and signalled for him to keep going.

he smiled at the confirmation that this wasn’t giving you unbearable amounts of discomfort, and he kept pushing in, up until it was halfway inside you.

you bit your lip and let out a muffled moan, as he held your arm next to your head.

“ it’s more than halfway in, doll. i know you can take it. ”

soon enough, he was fully inserted in your hole, and he gave you a few second to adjust to his size and the mix of pain, pleasure and stretch.

“ poor little girl, can’t take my cock as easy as you were thinking when you were touching yourself, hm? ”

he said as he slowly and steadily begun moving in and out, earning soft gasps and whimpers from you.

he was filling you up so well, opening your tight hole just enough to fit just his dick. every part of you was so swollen and sensitive, and that’s when he touched your clit.

your feelings and sensations were all getting too much for you, as you were beginning to feel hazy and light headed.

you were softly crying and moaning in repeats at his every movements, everything felf like a dream.

“ m..mr park… ” you barely stumbled out as he abused your swollen and sensitive clit with his hands, and your hole with his big cock.

you felt a knot tie in your lower stomach as you felt a warm liquid run across your chest, realising he had spat on you.

you shut your eyes tightly as you held onto his forearms, letting out a string of begs and his name.

he gave a slap to your tits, “ cum for me, my angel. ”

and so you did, you experienced a harder orgasm than you ever had. your pussy squirted all over jay’s front, and you simultaneously moaned and hiccuped.

you felt his warm cum on your face, adding even more to everything you were feeling, causing you to black out.

you opened your eyes, and found yourself tucked in your bed, completely cleared up and dressed, causing you to understand that this was an insanely realistic wet dream.

well of course, as if mr jay would pull up in your house and just fuck you!

you told yourself and then turned on your side, only to find a red screwdriver on your night stand.

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bearseulgs · 9 months

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snaps with boyfriend!Jay

gn!reader x Jay (romantic)

genre: smau, fluff

warnings: food ment

a/n: ik y'all voted for Hoon to be next but i already had Jay's done so here u go 🤲🏻

©️ bearseulgs 2023

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nvertheless · 2 years

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ADOR INN — jay park

sypnosis -> you and your two best friends go eat at a restaurant your friend has been talking non stop about, you enjoyed it! 1. for the food and 2.. for the attractive waiter who had been serving you guys that night?

pairing -> waiter!jay x fem reader

ft -> le sserafim’s yunjin, kepler’s chaehyun & enhypen’s sunghoon

contains -> fluff, crack, mentions of food, one sexual joke, chaehyun and yunjin being supportive best friends!!

# of words -> 2.7k

authors note -> this entire story is based off of me and tai /@un-flirt with our other friend going to a restaurant and having a really attractive waiter!! we didn’t get his number obv but i will say this automatically made me want to write this based on jay 😭 so i hope you all enjoy!

you and your two best friends, yunjin and chaehyun had been hanging out in town for a couple of hours now, having your little “girls night”

“guys let’s sit down! please i’m so tired of walking.” chaehyun complained as you nodded your head and yunjin laughed. “that’s because you decided to buy 5 things of clothes!” “i’m sorry i don’t have anything in my closet!” you laughed at your two best friends.

you found a spot as you guys took a seat near a restaurant chaehyun had been going on about ever since you got there. “guys do you think we can go in there to eat?” chaehyun asked for the fifth time today.

you looked at yunjin, who had been looking through her phone. “im okay with that, is that fine with you yunjin?” you asked yunjin because you were starting to get hungry as well.

yunjin turned her phone off and looked towards the restaurant. she nodded her head, “i’m down with that.” “perfect!” chaehyun got up from her seat and started walking towards the restaurant. you and yunjin quickly got up and followed her, knowing how fast she walked.

you all made your way into the restaurant that was named “ador inn” and oh boy, was the restaurant nice. “holy shit i feel like i don’t belong here, why is it so nice?” you joking said.

“hi! welcome to ador inn, how many people will you be with today?” the front desk lady. “oh hi! can we have a table for three?” yunjin asked. “a table for three.” the lady turned over to the other worker as she grabbed three menus. “alright follow me this way!” she said as you three followed her.

she sat you guys down at a nice table with a candle lit up right in the middle. “enjoy your stay!” she said as you all thanked her. “holy shit chae this is such a fancy place?” yunjin said, looking at the interior.

“i know right!” she said excitedly as you laughed. you three looked through the menu for a little bit before footsteps came towards your way. you looked up to see..

woah.

“hi ladies! welcome to ador inn! im jay and i’ll be your waiter for tonight.” he had short dyed dark blue hair, he was tall and wore his uniform so nicely, plus he had piercings to match his look.

he was fine.

you were starstruck by him you looked over to see chaehyun and yunjin, who’s eyes widened by his charming looks. “so im not the only one.” “would you guys like to start off with any drinks for tonight?” “i’ll just take a water!” yunjin politely said to him as he wrote it down on his notepad.

“i’ll have a lemonade!” chaehyun replied as you looked down at the menu, not knowing what to get. “and what would you like miss?” he politely asked. “i.. uh..” “we have water, lemonade, soda and cocktails if you are of age for it.” he jokingly said as you laughed.

“no no i’ll just take a coke!” you replied to him as he smiled and wrote it down. “alright i’ll be back with your drinks soon and will you guys need time to look over the menu?” he politely asked. you all nodded and thanked him as he walked off.

you smiled at chaehyun before putting your hands on your face. “he was so cute whatthefuck.” you mumbled as chaehyun nodded her head at a fast pace. “yeah no i won’t lie he was really cute.” yunjin agreed with you.

“you should get his number y/n!” chaehyun suggested. “shut up chae i’m not doing that.” you responded back to her as yunjin snorted. “i mean… it’s not a bad idea y/n.” you shook your head laughing as you looked back on the menu.

it was a couple of minutes before your good looking waiter came back to you guys with your drinks. “here’s your water, lemonade and.. your coke.” he softly said as he passed your drinks over. you all thanked him as you could feel your face get hot.

“y/n stay focus!”

“have you ladies decided on what to order yet?” he asked as you all gave each other a look of approval before nodding. “i’ll take a club salad.” yunjin responded first as he wrote it down on his notepad. “i’ll just have the chicken sandwich.” chaehyun said.

when it got to you ordering you suddenly froze out of nowhere, “uh.. actually do you know what’s good here? or a meal you recommend at all?” you asked, suddenly not knowing what you wanted.

“hm.. i say my favorite meal is the original pasta, it’s really amazing and everyone who eats it loves it, i think you’d like it a lot!” jay replied with a soft smile on his face.

he was so attractive, and helpful? woah.

“then i’ll take that!” you responded back as he smiled and wrote it down. “alright perfect, i’ll take these out of your hands for you guys then.” he said taking your menu’s. he walked away as you never heard the end of it from yunjin and chaehyun.

“y/n i know you clearly knew what you wanted, was that your way of trying to get him to speak more?” yunjin jokingly asked as you tried to defend yourself. “no im being serious! i didn’t know what i wanted.” chaehyun let out a small snort.

“y/n just ask for his number already, i mean what’s the harm in it?” “i mean..” you looked over at him, who was laughing at something his co worker was saying, before making eye contact with you as you quickly looked back at your friends. “what if he has a girlfriend?” “just try y/n! your no fun.”

“.. i’ll think about it.” chaehyun let out a cheer that was a little too loud as yunjin shushed her. you guys talked about whatever was going on in your lives to each other. you guys sat there for a couple of minutes before another waiter came by your table with your food.

“woah that was really quick.” you thought in your head as she put your foods down. you all thanked her as you dived into your food. “woah! shit why the fuck is this salad good?” yunjin said with a shocked tone to her voice.

“these fries.. im about to start moaning in the middle of this restaurant cause holy fuck.” chaehyun said as you let out a ew and yunjin side eyed her. you took a bite of your pasta as your eyes widened. “oh wow this is really good what the hell?” you responded.

you guys sat and ate for a little while as jay came back, “how are we doing? is the food good?” you all nodded. “this is really good! thank you so much.” you told him as he smiled at you. “no problem, i told you the pasta was good!” he said with a slight side smile plastered on his face.

“just let me know if you guys would like anything else.” he said as he walked to another table. you felt your cheeks as they were hot. “y/n he wants you so badly now ask for his number.” chaehyun teased you. “stopp he doesn’t want my number he was just being nice just as waiters are.” you told her.

“okay yeah i’ll believe that like he wasn’t smiling like he was a middle schooler in love just by talking to you.” yunjin pointed out. what. “i.. you know what i’m just gonna-“ you put a piece of your pasta in your mouth and stopped talking.

yunjin and chaehyun laughed at you as you guys just sat and finished your individual foods. you guys talked before jay came back. “how was your guys meals?” “they were amazing!” chaehyun responded to him in a happy tone. “that’s good, i’m glad you guys enjoyed your meals!” he said.

“would you guys like to pay now?” “yes and do you guys have apple pay?” yunjin asked him as she volunteered to pay for your meals. “yes we do! for apple pay you can come up to me and pay at my computer over there.” he pointed to his computer that was hooked up near the bar area.

yunjin nodded as jay went quickly to give you all the check, he quickly made his way back and put the check at your table. “just come meet me whenever your ready!” he said with a smile on his face as he walked over to his computer.

you all looked at the bill which was.. $60. it wasn’t that bad for yunjin as she nodded before bringing up apple pay on her phone. “wait! we should give him a tip!” chaehyun suggested. you and yunjin agreed with her idea as you took out your money from your pocket and counted it.

“y/n you should give him your 20.” chaehyun teased you once again as you laughed and genuinely liked the idea of just giving him the 20 dollar bill you have as a tip. “wait y/n.. you should put your number on the back of the check.” yunjin suggested.

“are you guys serious?” they both nodded. you thought about it as you sighed. “.. does anyone have a pen?” chaehyun giggled like a manic as she looked through her bag and found a working pen. you grabbed the check and pen as you started writing a small note and your number.

“okay i did it, now what do i do?” you asked as you gave the pen back to chaehyun. you having no flirting experience was really hard. “you give him the tip with the paper and yunjin will pay!” “but.. what if he doesn’t text me or thinks it’s weird?” you asked as yunjin scoffed.

“y/n your thinking too much about it, don’t worry!“ yunjin reassured you as you sighed before you all stood up, pushing your chairs in and walking over to jay, who was talking to one of his co workers.

he gave out one last sentence before looking at you three. “you guys ready to pay?” he asked, yunjin nodded as she hooked her apple pay onto the small tablet, paying fast for your meals. the other check for him printed out as he gave it to her. “sign the bottom portion and your all good to go!” he said.

she signed it as chaehyun looked at you to give it to him. you felt your heart beat fast out of your chest as yunjin gave him back the check. “alright perfect! thank you so much for coming to ador inn!” you walked up to him and shyly gave him the money and paper that was underneath it.

he smiled at you as he took it from your hands. “thank you so much!” he said before opening the dollar to see a.. 20? “woah wait a second.. a 20?” he said, confused by your sweet action.

“thank you so much? what the hell that’s so.. thank you so much oh my god!” he said in a happy tone as you shyly smiled at him before walking away. “have a good evening!” chaehyun said as he looked at you all walking away and out of the restaurant doors.

“damn jay! i don’t even get a 20 dollar bill everyday.. you must’ve done something for her to give you that.” sunghoon, one of jay’s co workers and best friends, said as jay had a shock look on his face.

“oh shit wait there’s a note under it.” jay said as he unwrap the note from the money, he opened it and he suddenly froze.

“hey! i know this is really random but i honestly thought you were really cute and i just wanted to give you my number for being kind to me and my friends, text me if you want to of course, xxx - xxx - xxxx

l/n y/n, the girl who asked you for the food recommendation :)”

“damn jay! get it!” sunghoon cheered him on reading the note from behind. jay felt butterflies come into his stomach as his cheeks were turning into a pink color.

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you got home later that night, walking inside your room and jumping on your bed, face first onto your pillow. you laid there as you didn’t want to move from your position. you felt your eyes start to get droopy as you closed them.

until your phone buzzed next to you, you grabbed your phone and turned it on, thinking it might’ve been your groupchat with chaehyun and yunjin, it was a.. random number? as the text message said.

“hey! this is y/n right? this is jay, your waiter from ador inn! i also thought you were pretty cute too :)”

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twilightau · 2 years

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EN– as things said in my server.

AUTHOR'S NOTE: this is an absolute mess, the server is chaos but my humor is a dried-up well.

all of ENHA when they are trying something new: HAHAJAHAHAHAHAHA "CONSULT YOUR JAY TODAY"

sunghoon considering becoming 02z leader: will i end up crying and stressed just like @/jay? probably. will i do this anyway? yes

sunoo: R u seriously gonna replace ur hunk of a car for some lean fboi audi

jake: audi is sexy

heeseung & sunghoon after debuting: I HATE YALL,,, URE MAKING MY WILD SIDE COME OUT

ENHA to heeseung at first sight: tbf when i saw you in n this server i was surprised cause i thought you were like 25 when i saw you on tumblr but like in a good way. u just seem really smart HELP

jake: @/jay happy birthday to your therapist

jungwon, all the time: like goodluck to you bro i hope you don’t die but leave me out of whatever guilt trip sympathy thing you’re looking for

sunghoon: thanks for wishing me luck but like i don’t need it, my life is going amazing right now

jay, after being out all day: I don’t believe I would have the brain power & patience to talk with [redacted.]

sunoo: *changes nicknames because he can*

heeseung, after muting the server for days: tw: mint choco today i went to a jungwon cafe and had mint choco hehe

jay: *sends fit of the day mirror photos*

#enhypen crack #enhypen scenarios #enhypen reactions #enhypen au #sunghoon crack #sunoo crack #heeseung crack #jungwon crack #niki crack #jake crack #jay crack

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ikeuluvr · 13 days

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doesn’t he look good? || enhypen texts

synopsis - texting bf!enhypen a picture you took of one of his members at their concert asking “doesn’t he look good?”

idol!enhypen x reader / established relationship - fluff + crack / warnings - kms joke (jakehoon)

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dvrk-moon · 6 days

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PARK SUNGHOON ; 박성훈

BOYFRIEND TEXTS

req : no

genre : crack, fluff

pairing : boyfriend!sunghoon x fem!reader

warnings : cursing

a/n : this is one of my favs i’ve done it’s so silly

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jebi-won · 3 days

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enhypen texts of them being down bad

pairing: enhypen x reader

synopsis: enhypen being down bad for you

warning: cursing, usage of ma'am in sunghoon's one, usage of girlfriend in both niki's and heeseung's

a/n: these are texts that I found from pinterest that I thought fit them. I added a little bit of my own stuff to them too.

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jungkit · 17 days

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ex bf texts — enhypen

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junnieverse · 7 months

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DRUNK - DAZED ➳ ENHYPEN

➙ enhypen's reaction to you not recognising them whilst you were drunk

pairing: enhypen x gn!reader

genre: crack, very little fluff

request: " so yk the series u did with the drunk enha not recognizing their partner… u should write about the roles being reversed and their partner is the one that can’t recognize them "

warnings: lowercase intended, mentions of alcohol/drinking, not proofread, jake swears once in his drabble

a/n: thank you for the request anon, here it is! this was a cool idea too so I hope you liked it :)

a/n (2): I also wasn't sure on whether or not to add riki into this one as well but I decided to go for it but riki is not drinking and the reader is legal to drink in the drabble

a/n (3): you can also find my post on enha not recognising their s/o whilst drunk [ here ]

🖇️ — 양정원 ; JUNGWON !

you had been out celebrating with some friends and jungwon had been their too to make sure you didn't go overboard

what he wasn't expecting was for you to claim to not know who he was when it was time to leave

he wasn't suprised by your drunken behavior but he was taken aback when you asked him to prove he actually was your boyfriend

"If you're really my boyfriend, tell me something only he would know about me?" you interrogate him raising an eyebrow

"You once farted in front of my friends and blamed my dog." he says shaking his head

immediately covering his mouth you shush him feeling embarrassed at the revelation

"I can't believe Jungwon told you, he swore never to say anything." you whisper pouting as he gently removed your hands

"That's because I am Jungwon, now let's get you sobered up."

despite having already known this little secret you still couldn't seem to look Jungwon in the eye until you ran away into your room to go sleep to avoid him

🖇️ — 이희승 ; HEESEUNG !

you had a night out with some friends and your boyfriend was always the go-to person to call when you got hammered

tonight was unexpectedly different when you saw riki and pushed him away

even your friends would try telling you to sober up so heeseung could take you home but you argued that you didn't know him

"I DON'T KNOW THAT MAN! DON'T FEED ME TO THE WOLVES YOU PUNKS!" you yell out to your friends

he was shocked to say the least because you've never acted this way around him

soon your boyfriend had to step in and he carried you over his shoulder whilst you hit his back

"LET GO OF ME YOU CREEP BEFORE I CALL THE POLICE BECAUSE IF I CALL MY BOYFRIEND HE WON'T GO EASY ON YOU!" you fight as your words came out slurred

despite your pretty weak defence, he oddly found this entertaining

he makes sure to help you sober up and feeds you until you fall asleep

🖇️ — 박종성 ; JAY !

you were a mess

jay got a call from your friends that you were crying saying you missed him and so he came over to get you

turns out you were just incredibly drunk and rambling over how perfect your boyfriend was and you 'didn't deserve him'

"I'm right here darling, wanna leave?" jay says rubbing your back as you look at him dazed

"Who are you sir?" you ask sniffling softly as you wipe a tear

he was left too stunned to speak

thought it was just you messing around with him but after he laughed and he say how stoic you were, he realised you were serious

"What, I'm literally your boyfriend, it's me Jay." he says pointing to himself as you shake your head

"No, my boyfriend is way cuter, no offense sir." you tell him taking another sip of your drink

he wasn't sure whether to take your words as an offense or a compliment but he still couldn't believe it

🖇️ — 심재윤 ; JAKE !

jake got a little pouty seeing as you couldn't recognise him

all he wanted was your affection but you wouldn't even touch him, CUDDLE THE MAN BEFORE HE DIES STARVED OF TOUCH

to make matters worse was you tried everything in your power to avoid him thinking you were in danger

poor guy had to chase after you trying to calm you down but to no avail

you'd tried hiding, screaming and even running away but he always came back

"Baby please stop, it's me, Jake. Layla's dad." he tells you making you go into shock

"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY BOYFRIEND'S DOG YOU STALKER?!" you yell at him as you hiccup slightly still drunk

you still didn't believe his words so you decided to call jake for yourself and somehow the phone in the stranger's pocket rang

"YOU ATE JAKE!!" you accuse him pointing at him in horror

"Oh for fucks sakes." he says done with your drunk self

🖇️ — 박성훈 ; SUNGHOON !

he was offended to say the least

"But (y/n) it's me, you're handsome and funny boyfriend. Snap out of it." he says shaking you lightly with his hands on your shoulders

you on the other hand was ready to fight because you couldn't believe this 'stranger' just laid his hands on you

"One more word buddy and I'll throw my shoe at you!" you warn your boyfriend slapping his hands off as you turn to leave

sunghoon was very adamant to get you to recognise him because he was your designated ride home anyway

"Sweetheart it's me, I'm Sunghoon!" he says again getting aggravated

true to your prior warning, you indeed took off your shoe and threw it at him

hoon woke up the next morning with a huge bump on his forehead and you couldn't remember a thing

"Where did you get that bump from baby?" you ask handing him an ice packing having no idea

he still wonders how someone so incredibly drunk had such great aim

🖇️ — 김선우 ; SUNOO !

"CAUSE IIIIII KNOW YA LIKE BOY!" you sing (more like scream) at the top of your lungs as sunoo directed you into the house

you had a few glasses of wine earlier on after working and sunoo was left in your care having picked you up after a karaoke night with friends

"Thank you for the ride mister taxi man." you tell your boyfriend getting out of the car

he was left very confused because he'd thought it was a joke at first when you got into the backseat and told him your address but he didn't pay much mind to it

"Sir why are you coming into my house." you ask trying to stand up straight to only lose your balance but sunoo was quick to catch you

"I live with you silly, I'm your boyfriend." he explains realising you didn't recognise him

"I already have one, his name is Sunoo, see." you tell him showing him your lockscreen of you and sunoo together

"Okay how about you go to sleep and your boyfriend will be right next to you once you wake up." he tells you gently brushing your hair

true to his words, you woke up to your sweet boyfriend right next to you still not realising he was with you the entire night

🖇️ — 西村力 ; NI-KI !

as hurt as he was seeing you fail to recognise him, part of him also found it adorable

he knew he should've tried to help you sober up but watching you was like watching a patient who'd just gotten their wisdom tooth out and the gas had taken over

"Did you know I'm actually a secret spy, it's a secret but I'm telling you even though I've never met you before." you whisper looking around as if not wanting anyone to hear you

he would simply play along because he found this extremely entertaining

and this would be great content as birthday exposure

"And I have this super tall boyfriend, he's nine feet tall now." you say proudly not realising how ridiculous you actually sound

"You kinda remind me of him, only difference is you're much shorter... and he's way more handsome." you tell him mumbling the last part but riki caught on

it stopped being funny after you had made fun and complimented him at the same time and he realised you needed to stop with the drinks

he couldn't believe you were complimenting another man right in front of him... it was him but that's not the point-

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fakeuwus · 13 days

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THE BOY IS MINE | PARK JONGSEONG SMAU ONE-SHOT

PAIRING: celebrity!jay x celebrity!yn (femreader) ft. enha 02z line + ningning

SYNOPSIS: in which yn and jay's relationship reveal breaks the internet

FACECLAIM: mayu kitazawa as yn and jung jinhyeong as jay (only the couple pics for him)

GENRE: smau, crack (i tried)

WARNINGS: cursing, ignore time stamps, yn is a bit crazy hehe

MESSAGE FROM NIC: 10 DAYS UNTIL JAY'S BDAY RAHHHH ‼️ 🦅🔥 ive had this idea for awhile and i needed to post it for my man hehe i hope yall enjoyed (pls tell me im funny) feedback and reblogs are appreciated, ilyyy 🫶🏼

video from slide 12 🔥🔥🔥 (theyre so hot pls)

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thatfeelinwhenyou · 8 months

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KINDRED — yang jungwon

It’s your final year of highschool, and your only goal is to graduate top of your cohort, as usual. Except as student council president, your advisor can’t seem to leave you alone. What happens when you take Decelis Academy’s top student, their star taekwondo athlete and put them in front of a camera?

“Kindred” a student documentary. Pilot episode airing tonight on TVN 7PM KST.

PAIRING: athlete!jungwon x stucopres!fem!reader

FEATURING: enhypen, yunjin from lesserafim, ryujin and chaeryeong from itzy, chanelle from runext, beomgyu and taehyun from txt, wonyoung from ive, gunwook and gyuvin from zb1 etc.

GENRE: high school au, enemies to lovers, nerd x athlete, forced proximity, slice of life, coming of age, he fell first and harder, fluff, ANGST, teen drama, slow burn ish?

WARNINGS: contains profanities, horrible attempt at humour, urban lingo, probably cringy, kys/kms jokes, depression jokes, sexual innuendos (nothing too inappropriate), depiction of violence, reader can be a little bit annoying at first, family drama, incorrect timestamps/information, no fixed faceclaims, not proofread etc.

STATUS: completed! (01/09/2023 – 18/03/2024)

AUTHOR’S NOTE: please read! story concept is heavily inspired by the kdrama ‘our beloved summer’ other than that the storyline is completely original (or so i assume since i manifested this out from the crevices of my pea brain). i’ll try to keep this one to ard 30 chapters (who am i kidding). chapters with ‘(hw)’ next to them indicates that they are half-written, in case y’all skip over it! as always, the content and depiction of the characters in this smau do not in anyway represent them in real life. also i know how twitter has been rebranded to x, but we’re just gonna continue calling it twitter. lastly, if you do end up enjoying, please do like, comment (love reading your comments btw), and reblog so this can reach!! without further ado, enjoy!

TAGS: #tfwy kindred #tfwy smau

TEASER

profile. one | two | three

episode 1 - ratatouille and the underdogs

episode 2 - one way ticket to university

episode 3 - do you take constructive criticism?

episode 4 - unsolicited but appreciated

episode 5 - the art of benevolence

episode 6 - taekwondo-anti

episode 7 - beating the mentally ill allegations

episode 8 - can’t help it, i’m a libra

episode 9 - operation we-don’t-really-hate-each-other (hw)

episode 10 - she’s an oscar award winning actress

episode 11 - someone like me (hw)

episode 12 - ‘female-lead-realising-the-bad-boy-isnt-actually-that-bad’ arc

episode 13 - 5 foot 9 garfield meets avatar

episode 14 - yn the heterosexual

episode 15 - the ynwon getting closer montage :p

episode 16 - to the moon and back

episode 17 - eat 2 left toes

episode 18 - you are approved! (hw)

episode 19 - asking for a friend

episode 20 - rediscovering won’s ability to love

episode 21 - beomgyu’s 99999 eq

episode 22 - ynwon get together or else >:(

episode 23 - “hate”

episode 24 - not all problems can be solved with a formula

episode 25 - H.O.M.E.W.R.E.C.K.E.R

episode 26 - collecting facebook milfs like pokémons

episode 27 - you were brighter than the moon (hw)

episode 28 - no matter shrimp or whale, you deserve to flap your tail

episode 29 - the garden is full of surprises (hw)

episode 30 - weapon of mass destruction

episode 31 - the name above me (hw)

episode 32 - no offense but she’s a cockblocker

episode 33 - the bane of my existence (hw)

episode 34 - risky risky wiggy wigi this is an emergency

episode 35 - live my life on my terms (hw)

episode 36 - separation anxiety goes crazy

episode 37 - paparizzki

episode 38 - is it too late now to say Sorry?

episode 39 - everything will work out just the way you want it to (hw)

episode 40 (finale) - her entire being is loveable (written)

epilogue - kindred, signing off part 1 | part 2

bonus chapters!

yunjin x heeseung

i can fight

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jayrlz · 2 years

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STACY’S MOM – JAY

( but it’s actually her dad )

warnings : u literally crush on ur bffs dad, jay + daddy issues wbk, very suggestive

listen to : stacy’s mom by fountains of wayne

part 2 !

your phone binged and the screen opened thanks to the notification received.

“ wanna come over and sit by the pool? ”

it wrote under stacy’s contact.

how can i make this about her dad without making it about her dad, you thought.

well, you obviously couldn’t. what were you gonna do? ask if mr. park was going to be there? that’s the weirdest thing you could possibly ask over text.

so instead, you called her.

“ what’s up, you can’t make it? ” her voice spoke on the other line, clearly confused on why you couldn’t text her.

“ i’m getting ready right now, is mr park gonna be there? ” you asked, trying to make it less weird, causing it to be a lot weirder.

“ as in my dad? ”

“ how many mr parks do you know? my dad wants me to give him something. ” okay, that was a valid excuse which came in a record time; without the need of ‘um’s or ‘er’s.

“ oh, that makes sense. yup, he’s probably gonna join us in the pool for a bit, if you’re cool with that. hurry up, we wanna order take out! ” she said, and quickly hang up on you.

after putting on your swimsuit and a short summer dress, you rushed over to your friend’s house.

she probably saw you while she were sitting outside, since you didn’t even have to knock before the door opened.

except behind it, it wasn’t stacy.

of course, since the world hates you, and since stacy’s too lazy to get up herself and open the door, there stood her dad, smiling at you.

“ hey y/n, good to see you. ” he spoke, and you smiled back at him, hoping your face hadn’t turned fully red.

“ hi mr park! ” you said as he stepped aside, and playfully rolled his eyes.

“ i’ve already told you, there’s no need to call me ‘mr park’, you’re nineteen now. just call me jay. ” he said with a sly smile and you nodded, chuckling at his words.

you both walked to the pool, where the dark haired girl run up to you and gave you a hug. “ what’d you want to give to my dad? ”

okay, you totally forgot about that! great job!

both stacy and jay looked at expectedly for a good two seconds - that seemed like a year - as you tried to come up with an excuse.

“ ah, it must have been that screwdriver i let him borrow. i already told him he can keep it, sorry for the extra effort y/n, but you’ll have to take it straight back. ” he laughed and you nodded, as he then walked to the side.

before you knew it, stacy was dragging you to get in the pool, and you almost did, before you looked at mr park’s side.

there he was, slowly - or, it must have been your brain playing it at 0.5 - taking his shirt off, letting you see his ripped body.

you swore your mouth watered on the spot. he threw his shirt to the side, as he in a very model-like way pushed his hair back.

the sun which was previously hidden by some clouds appeared, causing the perfect golden hour effect to land on his beautiful face, highlighting all his angel-carved features.

your eyes shifted lower, and that’s when the clear lining on his swimwear made you gulp.

how big was this man’s dick exactly? you swore you’ve never seen-

“ y/n! ”

your friends voice caught you off guard, as you turned to look at stacy who was covered up to her neck with water by now.

“ are you daydreaming about my dad? ”

your heart dropped on the stop and you immediately opened your mouth to defend yourself, but it had gone dry.

“ geez i’m kidding, why’d your face drop? ” she laughed, “ come on in, what’s taking you so long? ”

and so you walked towards the small stairs, yet since you took ages to get in, mr par- jay had caught up with you.

he softly placed his arm on your waist as he looked at you, “ what’s taking you so long, y/n? scared it’s gonna be too big? ”

your eyes went wide and your cheeks got red at his words, “ s..sorry? what did you j..just ask me? ”

“ whether you thought it’d be too cold? ..did i say something wrong? ” he asked confused at your reaction.

you quickly peaked at stacy, scared she’d be able to tell something by your reaction as she knew you too well, yet luckily for you, she was practicing an underwater handstand ( which wasn’t going too well ) .

“ no, ” you nervously chuckled, “ i must have misheard you. ”

he chuckled with a small smirk,

“ you didn’t. ”

and with that he went in the pool.

#enhypen #enhypen angst #enhypen crack #enhypen drabbles #enhypen fic #enhypen fluff #enhypen humor #enhypen smut #jay enhypen #jay imagines #jay smut #jay x reader #jay fluff #jay crack #jay fic #jay headcanons #jay drabbles #jay daddy issues

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letters2won · 3 months

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hiii can you make the instagram story thingys but for won pls🥰

౨ৎ IG stories with Jungwon as your bf

pairing: won x gn!reader ⋆ genre: fluff ⋆ warnings: none

⤷ here you go, last photo isn’t him but they look so similar?!

¡ request: open !

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silvermistcosmos · 1 year

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▬▬ enhypen’s reaction to their s/o sleeping on another member

PAIRING. enhypen x reader

GENRE. fluff // reaction

WARNINGS. n/a

# Heeseung

Heeseung smiled softly upon seeing your head rested against Sunghoon’s shoulder with your eyes closed. Not to say he wasn’t a bit upset that you were sleeping on one of his member’s shoulder instead of his, but that couldn’t have been helped since he had been working late.

“Are you sure this is okay?” Sunghoon asked, slightly concerned about what was going through the eldest’s head, but Heeseung only shrugged.

“I’m not going to lie and say that I don’t care. Of course I want to pull her into my arms, but she looks so sleepy. It’s pretty late right now. Let’s just wait until we get to the dorms to wake her up. I’ll pick her up later.”

When everyone made it to the dorms, you woke up to the car door being shut and opened your eyes to find Heeseung smiling at you.

“Did you sleep well, love?” He asked, stroking your hair.

“Yeah...I didn’t mean to fall asleep though. I was going to wait for you to finish working, but it seems that I failed to do so.”

“That’s alright.” He pinched your cheek softly, putting his hands under you and picking you up, “Let’s go to sleep together in the dorm, hm?” He said, having no intention of mentioning that you fell asleep on Sunghoon.

# Jay

“Hey, Jungwon, what was the-” Jay interrupted himself from talking when he saw your figure on the couch, head laying across Jungwon’s lap, “What is she doing there?” He pointed towards you with a brow raised.

Junwgon’s cheeks turned bright red upon Jay’s arrival, “I don’t know. First, she was sitting there on her phone, then her head plopped on my lap.”

“She just plopped?”

“I don’t think it was intentional. I tried shaking her off, but she had no response so I didn’t want to wake her.”

Jay nodded, “She’s not dead, right?” He asked half playfully before walking over to you and checking your breathing before shaking his head and pinching your nose, waking you up immediately.

You shot your head up, “Ouch!” You rubbed your nose with a small glare, “Jay, why’d you do that?!”

“Apparently you just plopped on Jungwon’s lap. How can you just plop on someone without being dead when that someone isn’t your boyfriend?”

“I was just tired...” You answered, “I didn’t even realize that I laid on Jungwon...sorry.”

Jay smiled cheekily, “Just next time, find me so you can lay your head on me.”

# Jake

Jake froze when he saw your head on Heeseung’s shoulder. He wasn’t sure yet if he should just ignore it and let you sleep or if he should give his hyung a lecture, or if he should just wake you up and give you a lecture or simply put your head on his shoulder instead. So many options were going through his head that he just stood there in a somewhat trance, debating in his head.

Heeseung interrupted his thoughts, “Jake, don’t even think about waking her up. She was up excruciatingly late last night until we finished practice. She must be exhausted.”

Jake nodded, agreeing with him, “But it’s so strange seeing you with her head on your shoulder instead of mine.”

“Are you jealous right now?” Heeseung teased as Jake took a spot next to you.

“No!” He responded a bit louder than he intended to, making you shuffle, your eyes slowly opening.

“Jake?” You asked, rubbing your eyes.

“Great job.” Heeseung shook his head with a small smile.

“Oh my gosh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to wake you up. I know you must be so tired.”

You shrugged, turning to face him and wrapping your arms around his torso and resting your head on his chest to get comfortable, “You’re so comfortable.”

Jake giggled to himself, stroking your hair, “I’m happy to hear that. Just go to sleep now.” He said, Heeseung knowing darn well he was happy that you went to him.

# Sunghoon

Sunghoon was not having it. When he saw you and Niki on the bean bag, your head on his shoulder and his head on yours asleep, he instantly went to you both and crossed his arms.

He scoffed, clapping his hands loudly, “Okay, it’s time to wake up, kids.” He announced and kept his laugh in when he saw your tired, confused face looking around the room.

“Hyung, what was that for?” Niki groaned, rubbing his eyes.

“What were you and my girlfriend doing sleeping on the bean bag together?”

“We were watching a drama and must’ve fallen asleep...” You replied, sighing.

“Well that’s enough of that.” Sunghoon put his hand out and pulled you up gently into him, “Are you tired?” He asked softly this time, looking down at you.

You nodded, wrapping your arms around his stomach, and pressing your cheek against his chest “Can we go cuddle and maybe take another nap?”

He gave into you with a small smile, kissing the top of your head.

“Ew, y’all are gross.” Niki whined, covering his face with the pillow.

"Then don’t watch.” He shrugged, walking to the bedroom with you to take a nap.

And ever since then, Sunghoon made it his goal to always be there whenever you were tired so you wouldn’t sleep on another member.

# Sunoo

You sat in between Sunoo and Jay in the car on the way back to the dorms from practice when you felt your head bobbing up and down from falling asleep and waking up. You didn’t notice when you felt your head tilting to the side and falling on top of a shoulder.

Sunoo looked up from his phone and pouted when he saw your head land on Jay’s shoulder. Why would you sleep on Jay’s shoulder when he had such a comfortable shoulder to sleep on?

He knew it wasn’t Jay’s fault, but feeling petty, he glared at Jay and crossed his arms, “Why is she sleeping on you?”

“I...don’t know. I guess the way the car moved made her head land on my shoulder.” He answered logically slightly intimidated, but also very much amused by the way Sunoo was acting, “Why? Are you jealous or something?”

“I mean, if the universe would just let her head land on my shoulder, it would be alright, but she landed on yours. The universe is against me!” He dramatically whined, banging his head against the headrest.

“You are so dramatic, oh my God! Just put her head on your shoulder. I don’t really care.”

Sunoo shrugged, “If you want me to.” He smiled, gently putting your head on his own shoulder, feeling proud of himself.

Even though he wanted to tell you that you were sleeping on Jay’s shoulder, he knew that you would be embarrassed about it, so he kept it to himself.

# Jungwon

You sat in between Jungwon and Sunoo on the couch at the dorms, blankets draped across you and all the members as you watched a drama on the tv with the lights off. A few episodes in and it was well passed midnight when you finally fell asleep.

Jungwon bit his lip when he saw your head laying on Sunoo’s shoulder, who also jumped slightly when he felt your head falling on his shoulder. Paying no attention to the tv anymore, Jungwon just watched as you moved your head to get comfortable.

“Um...” Sunoo started, “Y/n...” He shook his shoulder a little bit, which only made you squeeze your eyes tighter.

“Wonnie, stop moving.” You whispered, still half asleep.

“I’m not Jungwon. This is Sunoo.” He said softly and you jolted up your head, heat rushing up to your cheeks.

“Oh my gosh, I am so sorry, Sunoo!” You said, moving your hair out of your eyes when all the members began to laugh at the situation, finding it hard to breathe with how hard they were laughing.

You squirmed with embarrassment, hiding your face in Jungwon’ lap while the others continued.

Jungwon patted your head and lifted his head up to the others, “Alright that’s enough. Pay attention to the tv now.” He said and the everyone immediately listened to their leader’s firm voice, sucking up their laughter and turning back to the tv.

He stroked your hair with a smile. He was thankful for being the leader sometimes, “You can fall asleep now, It’s okay.”

# Niki

Niki kept himself surprisingly composed when he walked into his room to find you on the gaming chair, in front of the computer with your head laying on Jake’s shoulder, who was sitting right next to you on the other gaming chair.

Niki blinked once before taking a seat beside Jake and turning on the gaming computer and pulling out the controller.

“It’s your fault by the way.” Jake spoke first, playing his own game, “You beat her yesterday so she spent all night trying to improve her skills on the game.

Niki chuckled, “That girl...” he started, smiling as he started his game, “How can she beat a champion of Mario kart?”

“Well maybe you should let her win next time. She was so determined to beat you last night that she looks like a panda right now.” Jake laughed.

“A cute one though.” Niki replied, winning the game and smiling, laying his controller down to take a glance at your cheek squished against Jake’s shoulder.

He laughed, “She’s drooling on you by the way.” He lied, making Jake jump up, jolting your head up.

“Hm?” You asked, eye bags under your eyes very visible as you looked at Niki.

Niki giggled at you, pushing your forehead with his finger, “Why would you stay up all night? You look like you haven’t slept in a week.”

“I’ll beat you!” You rose up from your chair, “Just you wait, Nishimura Riki.”

“Okay okay...” He started, pulling your head to his chest, “but first, how about we go take a nap together then I can teach you all of my strategies.”

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kairoot · 6 months

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hiii i saw that ur requests r open (ps ur theme is so cool wtf), so maybe enjoyen hcs for hickey prank? or any tiktok kinda prank i think it would be so funny

ENHYPEN, the hickey.

genre: crack, fluff, kind of suggestive (?) not really

warnings: ! not smut ! (kinda obvious but i had to clarify.), hickies, kissing

requested: yes! by this lovely anon 🤍

pairing: enha x gn!reader

author’s note: thank you so much for that, it really means a lot! 😭🤍 and thank u so so much for requesting!

ss ➜ pulling the hickey prank on enha + their reactions

heeseung — ;

did not think it was funny

like at all.

literally gives you the most stalest expression ever 😭

i feel like he’d sulk for at least an hour after that 💀

no cause why’d you scare him like that..

you stood at the stove in the kitchen, making dinner as heeseung got himself a glass of water. he started talking to you about his friends and the game until he glanced at you, just checking if you were listening since your responses were short.

“yeah, and jake—“ he did a double take, as he was sure his eyes weren’t playing tricks on him.

placed on your neck was a dark red mark, some purple surrounding it.

“go ahead, hee. i’m listening.” your eyes were still on the pot and your ingredients, so you weren’t really sure why he stopped talking (you knew why he had stopped talking 💀).

“what is that?” his tone changed, more serious now rather than the care-free tone he had before.

“what’s what, baby?” you looked up at him for the first time, seeing his eyes focused on the mark.

he placed a hand around your waist, pulling you in to him so he could analyze the mark more, “this.”

“i didn’t put that there.” he looked back up at you, eyebrows knitted together in confusion and irritation. you bit back a laugh as you avoided his gaze.

“i don’t know, hee, you do a lot of things. you probably put it there late last night.” you shrug, continuing to add ingredients to your dish.

“what is that supposed to mean- no, i didn’t put that there. definitely not last night.” he was actually getting kind of angry now. who were you with besides him?

“it didn’t just appear there itself, did it?” you question nonchalantly.

“i don’t know, you tell me, y/n.” he said, releasing his hold on you and beginning to walk away. your laugh finally escaped as you turned to grab his hand.

“hee, baby, it’s a joke. look.” you giggle, taking his hand and running it across the fake mark. red and purple eyeshadow stained his thumb as he just stared at you.

“..that’s not funny, y/n. like, at all.” he said dryly, his expression making you hold your stomach as more cackles came out.

jay — ;

jays’ actually hurt by this

but is soooo embarrassed when he finds out it’s a joke 💀

im ngl he’ll probably sulk like hee

but will actually laugh with you

is just glad it was a joke

you had your camera recording everything as your phone sat in your lap.

you and jay were taking a trip to the movies and he decided to drive which was the perfect time to pull this prank.

the car ride was a bit quiet at first, the rain in the back and the low distant sound of music coming from the radio. you and jay conversed here and there but it was mostly comfortable silence.

so when you arrived at the theater, jay reached over to help you take off your seatbelt. it was just something he liked to do; putting your seatbelt on and taking it off for you.

when he reached over, he caught a glimpse of something on your neck. he had to blink extra hard to make sure he was seeing correctly.

“wait,” he halted his actions, placing a hand gently on your collarbone. “did i do this?”

you didn’t respond, pretending to not know what he was talking about. until he spoke again.

“i didn’t do this. why is that there, babe?” he asked, a waver in his voice.

“jay, what are you talking about?” you shifted away from his touch, looking in the other direction. he looked at you in confusion. did you not want him touching you now?

“y/n, look at me.” he attempted to look at the mark again, but instead you moved away from him once more. so he sat back in his seat, thinking about what just happened.

“did you see someone else?” jay held his breath, waiting for your answer. there was a long silence before you responded.

“what?”

he gave you a look that said, ‘you know exactly what i said 🙁’. but instead of answering back, he started the car again, starting to back out of the theater parking lot.

“jay, wait!” your hand lands on his when it comes down to shift the gearstick in reverse. you bring the camera up so it’s in his vision.

he stares at the camera and back at you, “what?”

you hold back your laugh, rubbing the makeup off your neck. you show him the stains on your fingers as he realizes what the camera was for.

he breaks into a smile, covering his face in embarrassment.

“are you serious, y/n..”

jake — ;

jake is like on the verge of tears 😭

NAH LIKE BRO IS SO SCARED

cause he doesn’t wanna lose you neither does he want to be cheated on

even after he finds out it’s a prank, he’s whining and pouting

you better give him some love after that cruel prank

you and jake were laying in bed, cuddled with each other. his head was in the crook of your neck, giving you little kisses.

he didn’t know that you were recording the whole thing so you tried your best not to laugh. you pretended to watch the movie on the screen that was long forgotten, but in reality, you were just watching his reaction through the camera.

he continued to place kisses on your neck, giggling while doing so, until he saw the hickey.

“wait, babe,” he lifted his head, examining the bruise. you hummed in response, lowering the camera so he wouldn’t see.

“i was only kissing you.. why is there a hickey?” jake‘a brows furrowed in confusion, glancing up at you.

“i don’t know, jake. you were down there for a long time, maybe you put it there without realizing.”

now he sat up all the way, looking down at you.

“babe, i think i would know if my lips latched onto your skin or not.” he said, his voice turning whiney. he folded his arms, a pout on his lips.

“please don’t tell me you let someone else kiss you.”

you put on a faux offensive tone, “jake?! i would never!”

he glared at you, still pouting so the glare wasn’t intimidating at all.

“y/n, that was so fake.” he began to climb off the bed. “i’m going to jay’s.”

you quickly sat up, tugging on his hoodie, “babe, it’s not real.”

he turned around only to see the camera facing him. he took his finger and rubbed it across the “hickey”, smudging it.

he threw his head back, whining before flopping back on the bed, “y/n, don’t do that! you almost gave me a heart attack.”

is actually upset, please cuddle him so hard 😭

sunghoon — ;

already knows it’s a prank

not because he heard you planning it or anything but he just knows

nothing gets passed him atp

is still annoyed that you would even think to pull something like that tho 💀

you and sunghoon were getting ready to go on a date, so obviously you were in the mirror the whole time, trying to make sure your appearance was okay.

before sunghoon got home, you had already painted the fake hickey on your neck so maybe he could see before or after you arrive at the restaurant.

you made sure your outfit was low around the neck area so he could see perfectly.

standing in the mirror, you adjust your clothes to your liking and fixed your hair so it wasn’t all over the place.

sunghoon stood in the doorway of the bathroom, looking at you.

“you ready?” he asked, fixing the buttons on his shirt.

“now i am.” you looked at yourself one more time, before gathering your things into a bag.

hoon walked up behind where you stood in the mirror, looking at your neck. you caught a glimpse of him as he studied the mark, smiling to yourself.

until he smudged the mark with one of his fingers and walked away.

“i’m way too good for you to want hickies from someone else.” he snorted.

you literally just stood there like🧍🏽‍♀️

sunoo — ;

is actually disgusted

like ew, you were kissing somebody else ?!!!

when he finds out it’s a prank, expect him to be sassy (sassy men in 2023 man 😞)

ignrores you on purpose afterwards

how dare you play with his heart like that ?!

sunoo had came in from the grocery store, placing the bags on the floor. once he saw you come downstairs from hearing the door, he smiled.

“hi, baby.” he pulled you in for a tight hug as if he hadn’t seen you in ages. you hugged back, kissing his cheek.

“so, how was your d-“ you began as he gently pushed you away for a second.

“y/n, what the hell?” his face contorted in disgust and annoyance.

“what?” your eyebrows come together as your eyes try to follow what he’s looking at. “what is it, babe?”

“uh, you can’t call me ‘babe’ after i just saw that.” he started walking to the living room, your steps not too far behind his. “i know for a fact, i didn’t put that there.”

“nunu, what are you talking about?” you laugh a bit, taking a seat next to him on the couch. he scoots away from you, folding his arms.

he doesn’t respond but opens his phone instead.

“sunoo?” no response.

he scoffs, starting to get out of his seat on the couch.

“stop, wait,” you hold your stomach, laughing.

“seriously, y/n, you’re so gross. what about this is funny?” he points to the mark on your chest.

“i’m sorry, i just-“ you snort, rolling off the couch.

he’s literally just standing there, giving you the biggest side eye.

“okay, i’m sorry. um, it’s a joke-“ you could hardly get your words out, tears prickling your eyes at this point. you rubbed the mark away, showing him the now blank spot where the mark once was.

he’s still just standing there, looking at you up and down.

“you’re still gross.”

jungwon — ;

he’s hurt but is actually really calm about it

would probably want you to leave

when he finds out it’s a prank he’s like🧍🏽‍♀️that’s what i thought

will smother you with love afterwards cause you’re his and only his

you were standing in the kitchen, making yourself and jungwon some lunch before he came and joined you.

he wrapped his arms around you, gifting you with a warm back hug. he snuggled his face in the crook of your neck, placing a couple of tiny kisses there.

“hi.” he said in a groggy voice, indicating that his nap had ended. you greeted him back, smiling at his cuteness.

there was a silence before you felt him step away from your back, hands coming up to your waist to spin you around.

he slightly moved your shirt so he could see what the darkness on your neck was.

“y/n..” his voice trailed off, all the grogginess now gone.

you attempted to turn back around, his grip preventing you from doing so.

“it’s just a mosquito bite, wonie-“ you started to say, trying to move his hand away from your shirt.

“no, that’s a hickey, babe. i can see it.” he frowned, hands leaving your shirt and waist.

he stood there for a moment, looking down before speaking again. “i think you should leave.”

“jungwon-“ your hand came to touch his wrist before he moved it out of your grasp.

“seriously, y/n.”

“jungwon, it’s a joke, baby. i’m not leaving you.” you grabbed a towel, scrubbing the makeup off of the side of your neck.

he blinked, pressing his lips together. he stood there for a minute, processing the prank, letting his heart rate go down a little bit.

“that wasn’t funny.” he smiled, holding his chest. “now come here so i can give you some real ones.”

ni-ki — ;

his actual response is “bruh wtf is that🧍🏽‍♀️”

NO LIKE HE ACTUALLY SAYS THAT

gives you the biggest side eye when you tell him it’s a prank

expect him to get you back with another prank

since you have your own car, you decided to pick niki up instead of the other way around. your phone was set on the dashboard, so it looked like you were just filming a little vlog (+ he already knew you liked to film some of your daily life so he didn’t think much of it).

when you arrived outside his dorm, he hopped in the passenger seat, giving you a quick peck. he gave the camera a wave before turning back to you.

“why tf do you have a scarf on right now?” he snorted, hands coming up to remove it.

when you blocked his hand, he stared at you in confusion.

“y/n, it’s literally like 88 degrees outside..”

“okay? i’m cold. plus, it goes with my outfit.” you shrugged, starting the car up again.

“no.. tf it doesn’t-“ he took the scarf away from you, doing a triple take when he saw your neck.

he placed a hand on your chin, turning your head so he could see better.

“y/n, what is that, omg-“ he turned your head more, getting a good look at the mark.

you swat his hand away, turning back forward and putting your scarf across your neck.

“nothing, it’s a rash.”

“i don’t even give you hickies so how did that get there?” he ignored your attempt at lying to him.

“niki, it’s not a hickey. it’s a-“ he took the scarf back in his grasp, trying to tug it away from you.

“babe, calm down, it’s a joke.” you giggled, letting him grab the scarf. you smudge the mark, the makeup now on your fingers.

he stared at you from his side of the car, “so it’s funny?” his reaction only made you snort more.

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