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boimgfrog · 2 days
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another thing abt the watcher thing is that AFAIK, they don't have an app yet. so people would have to manually open a browser tab in order to watch their content, which is so inconvenient on mobile and also who is gonna remember to check watchertv.com every week for new videos?
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jaydoesartiguess · 10 months
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boimgfrog · 2 days
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also like there are literally weeks where I have to budget down to the spare change I have in my car cupholders just to afford gas and food to get to work....$6 is not "affordable for everyone"
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boimgfrog · 6 months
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hey guys i made a quiz from hell come test your luck <3
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boimgfrog · 6 months
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hey girl is that a hand in your pocket or is your penis just five
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boimgfrog · 5 months
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I call my dick girl cos I'm scared of her
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boimgfrog · 2 months
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using my dom voice to make needy subs download firefox
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boimgfrog · 6 months
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I do believe polyamory is the answer like 85% of the time. the other 15% is when 'leave his ass' is the answer btw
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boimgfrog · 8 months
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went to the hospital for a heart problem and got diagnosed with. scoliosis.
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boimgfrog · 3 months
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"vice president" is such a cool title it sucks that we use it for like, politicians and shit. "hello this is the president of vices" and then its the most boring looking person imaginable
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boimgfrog · 6 months
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boimgfrog · 5 months
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my cousin just told me at her job when they were trying 2 create a grinch themed drink she told her boss she would "ask my cousin jay to crowdsource ideas" cos I'm "famous on tumblr". girlie 200k notes on a post about markipliers prostate does not a famous blogger make. now does anyone have any fucking grinch coffee ideas.
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boimgfrog · 16 days
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gaining weight bcos of my meds and when I told my bf my current weight his eyes lit up and he said, and I quote, "babe you're so close to being orc weight" genuinely any insecurities lessened so much from that bcos i was so mesmerized by his mind. orc weight??? fucking ORC WEIGHT??? I love him
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boimgfrog · 4 days
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I'm gonna say something that no one is going to like but I have to say it. it is so fucking hard being a life long swiftie staying up for every album release and then the songs are bad. girl what is a tattooed golden retriever. I know you can do better than this.
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boimgfrog · 2 months
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love my boyfriend but his reaction to drama between friends is insane. if he thinks someone has a problem w him he'll text them "hey are we good?" and if they say "yeah we're chilling" he just believes them and carries on w life. if someone has been ghosting him he'll ask a mutual friend to check in and see why they're not responding. if someone badmouths him he'll try to talk it out. truly he is my rock my anxious ass could never
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boimgfrog · 11 months
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as much as I'd love media representation for tourettes and tics I literally can't think of anything worse than a character w tics. imagine absorbing the tic of a white haired anime boy n then the whole world knows abt ur cringe little interests
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