She carried “Keeping up with The Van Burens”!!!
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Shay: Mom, what's in the jar?
Mrs. Van Buren: Oh, it's just a little bit of water.
Shay: It looks like wine.
Mrs. Van Buren: Damn, Jesus did it again.
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Trisha: Anyone remember the "selling their child on eBay" story?
Jayna: Who sells their kid on eBay?
Jayna: That's a child. A living being you made.
Jayna: That shit goes on Etsy.
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I’m back, but at the worst time.
Finals week part 1
byeeeEEEEE
p.s sorry that mikayla looks like an actual gremlin, I don’t know how to draw kids whatsoever
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MPGiS: Nevena is Shay van Buren, Sarah is Cameron, Tamta is Jayna
I have no idea what any of this means but okay
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the only other pills i have in there are vicodin
oh... they're vicodin
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Suggested by capriciouslydelicious.
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Mrs. Van Buren: [to Cameron] Like a fine wine, we get better with age...or rather, we feel better about our age with lots of wine.
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